Dh dec jan # 99 100 2015 16 pg 2

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Anniversar yissue “Not only the outside that matters”

de HENK, December 2015 - January 2016 Issue # 100

Happy new year, freedom and lovely dH friends welcome to the 100 edition of your beloved digi-mag. This is the youth! Introducing dH ( de Henk) 100th Anniversary Issue, Featuring Cover the editor. dH has hit a vastly impressive milestone: the magazine has been around – since 2006. To celebrate their 100th anniversary, the mag’s December 2015 January 2016 When the outside goes inside meaning wise effective. The free entrepreneur mission part of the sharing on the distribution online, digi publishing software platform, combined issues is a special one featuring a look back at d.H.’s, and a vibrant cover star: the editor himself, features personal stories headlines on contemporary topics, dH Demonstrates a swell way to debut and introduced his new logo! Take notes. Without too much fanfare, dH new logo to celebrate its 100th anniversary. which retains the stark black and capital and lowercase type from its predecessor, is a little bit more stylized, favoring curving and swooping edges, inflammatory, did you sleep last night? Okay, it’s no money machine in terms of looking back on past publications. Doctors without hospitals. Overheating by overeating, side effects. In his editor letter, dh editor Henk Elenga spoke about how far they’ve come while holding on to the digi magazine’s original ideals: “Today’s magazine is in countless ways as even the briefest excursion through this look back issue will show. But I like to think that if [dH’s editor] Henk Elenga ( bend over backwards) ... could see the modern dH., stripped of its nonsense and other identifying marks you known in an instant what you held in your hands.” A twist in return from the think-tank of ideology. Back issues on request! Maybe over exposed but not underdeveloped. dH: ( de HENK) for eight years a genetically modified publication, humorous, surrealistic and sometimes absurd, for exclusive handpicked “ de Henk “subscribers only. It’s on the house. A contemporary self-portrait not self-indulgence and nothing can be further than the truth. A mind-bending slightly philosophical acuity is delivered in associative, eclectic, dyslectic in style. Unpretentious, miss spelled at all levels, dyslectic in form somewhat heavy on the typography, but new task: gray ( silver) hair. In review and looking back the time, brother s and sisters; utopians, escapists, pragmatists, idealists, dreamers, bohemians experts in contemporary living. Product placement in the showroom, and you can go forward looking backwards, it’s a cliché , Sure trying helping the world within the chaos, cutting the whole way short.. Suppressed and sleepless nights and what to do next if you can almost see right through it and you can look right through me. Conflicted digi publication journalism or lousing up myself. Nice person on request. If History cares? Not designs to last for decades. Calibrated expectations. Where do you stay tonight? Before they asked us to pay the bill. Uni Ika Ai is my favorite sushi dish, consisting of squid and sea urchin roe, mixed together in a bowl, ideally with shiso leaf and quail egg.”De Henk” dH, love boops. So does cancer. Count the rings it will not that hard. Lies on MH -370. “Whan geth Henk Elenga endlich los at Oraniumbaum?” Navigare necesse est! Finally revenge ! My old school. Noevo, Nueve, Nuevo. Accidental ignorance was singled out. Dh “ Declasified” Firorentina Bistecca , the flavor comes from the fat. Watching that beauty spot. Hollandse nieuwe: Dutch Sashimi. Have to learn to let go. Abdulla Hamid Risky banging their heads. Let us try! Imperfection isn’t that nice? Possible to lower my armrest in that Toepolev -1 134? Traveling light, you’re the luckiest men, surely not coincidental and not mystifying the circumstances and still a life at arrival. Turn the key to right to start it. There is a song they sing on the prairies and in the ghetto’s , Mirror Image, Not crazy to love you. Could you cut me one more slack? Wasted talent not to be seduced with your persuasive charm. Don’t burn the KamaSutra. They spoke Arabic and to me Russian perhaps they were Swiss police too? de Henk: Exclusive , handpicked subscribers. From the land of the two by four. Face what you most fear. Show me how you do that trick. Get your own vanishing spray! Something is wrong, it must be right. That’s Okay she was born in LA. Copyright is for losers. I was blind, now I see. Could you hate me less? Ambiguous loss. Depth of field. O D. on poetry, friends to burn. Real fake. After a night of intense love making they broke My sober optimistic view on my friend Jaap up. Tank of thinking. Nobody understand the changes. Love have two faces and how close is the moon to the earth? You staring into the camera. You don’t need no fancy trick to

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Anniversary Issue 2

Standing on this corner Where there used to be a street Déjavu of the remake. On the of Wallonia, Meuse region. Klein- DOG – ter. Don’t change your hair for me. Let’s have some coffee with a little Grappa, The Amedeo diaries. The Crooswijck pyramid files. Il cronometro morto. These days in Italia where salami does not grow on trees anymore. ( L’ Ita;lia di’ sti giomi dove il salame non cresce piu sugli alberi )Thanks to the Virgin Mary, Light a candle. The revers Cow girl position. Fish and meat painter. Looking for the halo effect, Is your breast real? You wane know a secret, it’s not even a secret. Controversial in natural state. Une petite Chérie. It’s not surprising to find a pearl, girl’s best friend in their sexual maturity. The darling voice of Judith Owen Reporter as Euro priest, snatch team in operation as the paranoia runs deep. The new inevitable, Rusland ik lijk steeds meer op jou. Flash art on Artform. Erasmus found in Buenos Aires. Spark the imagination. The smoking gun, why do you want me back? The human factor. No Vacancy, Is this the future, The check zone The change in the guild an punishment system. Confidencial!, Your thing is my thing. Who has left the slipstream behind? Relocate the escape. Watchdog, who let that dog in? But where are the good guys? Get the hell out of there.

And when the crocodile cries, don’t get to close. The gifts where all X- rayed. The wild mushroom lost their magic, put is in the freezer, you know what I mean. Beating up the price the contact is close to the expiration date. Cosmic melancholy. Money is for losers. Never questioning what it’s worth, the ambiguous idler. Gift calendar. Face Control. Get of my lawn! Sailor boy.Doing Moscow Russian open with Mikael Lundberg at Nightflight. “Hech en Los Angeles” Your dad wasn’t your Mom’s first. It’s only art. Drop dead gorgeous! Wu Wei. Back casting from the third millennium, sex, mind and expansion-capacity. Doing the Baltica 9 bleus. Get of my fucking nerves! Refresh! One put,

Love boops, so does cancer. 10 years of publishing, 100 Interviews: Ester Villar, Hamid Karzai, José “pepe” Mujica. Jed McKenna.Yoichi Shimatsu, Delphine Lecompte, Jacques Rigout. Byron Katie. Timothy Leary, Willem Kars. Kim Victoria Cattrall. Chris Brown, Ryiuchi Sakamoto, La Gitane. On suspicion with deep photo analyses. A house made of a wing of a mothballed Boeing 747. Beating the full body scanner. Life is uncertain imagine the surprise no panic and my eyes were closed. Freudian slips, just an example what natural life had achieved. Put down that arm rest! Expiration date expired. Fix your own economy. No blur, the word is reality, the wires where not cut immediately. Fade to black. Please don’t face your feelings. Start that engine. Henk’s crab shell collection on show at Sotheby’s. Spiritual guidance to total fantasy navigating by the stars

A simple little kind of free. Planning a trip and doesn’t matter if I even go. Plumpbobed. I have to learn to let it go. He,he, wait don’t go in there. Smooth moves, forget the crob circles. Dan is er nog het eiland, Picabia secret love. Firontina Bisteca, Sturm und drang. Base ’Diego Gargia dried out MH 370. Zingevingsperspectief. “Desaparacio del radar ? “What; the risk? The Exel sisters on the run. Ambiguous loss. I was blind now I see. The crown jewel on rethinking and what did the change and what is interesting if you come to the conclusion as you brain is in a position a unique capability to improvise. Homo apparatus: Oyster season opens again! Consequently. What are they hiding? Things you can’t control. I have to check my tire pressure. Kunst auf dem toren. “ Side effects. Bonus baby. Stocking stuffers and your inflight cargo that fly’s with you. And so far what I’ve learned.


Anniversary Issue 3

New car smell? Try haring, I love Dutch sashimi,

Redefining luxury and life expectancy, Zip lock tide, Roof sex? Mind your own business or mind your business the one your love. Sucking and licking the leftovers. Suppressed baby boomers addicted to tar. What’ the hurry Harry? The art of imperfection Can I have an alcoholic refreshment. …..Please. It’s the dh, don’t you get it? Can I talk to you? Somebody is leaking upcoming articles for the dH. No of limit stuff, pleased or paranoid. By dH standards it’s not complicated, middle-aged sentimental angst. No excuses nothing to hid or privacy stuff, they know already way everything . What’s the personal privacy matters an issue? Nobody cares anyway except if they want your money. We don’t take reservation before 10. Do they have backs? Have a drink. Okay I see they have backs on them. To answer the question; fearsome? Harder than Esperanto words, not bending your ear. Cool some cod up in my despair, amigo, and dipstick problems? Single digits to downside if I would know the way I was headed. Is there a budget to pay me? Vienna Mortalis. Perfectly lonely. From the land of the wo by four. Nobody belongs to me and I don’t belong to anybody.Something is wrong It must be right. Bad apples syndrome. Do you get skyped? Free credit. No clouds with a dark lining here! From Paradise lane as undercover city monk in slumber party dress code. Surviving artist, bird of paradise is closing up. Pressure point. No late charges. Tracking technology. Confidential! Relocated the escape. The giftds were all X-rayed. Would you like me to bring the print menu? The I pad is fine. Interview: Gary Madison When the crocodile cries, don’t get to close. Ego’s colliding in a pool of love. Breaking in two , what to do? Love it has two faces. Does it work? Side effects? Ask your doctor why he’s playing smart.What about my daughter whatever and the years continue, literally. Sucking up the oxygen. The alternative say what you think it’s all ready there in 2016. Just get down as I promise based on Google earth journalism excellence affectedness came out on a cloudy day. I got sunshine ! No more cloudy days. It never look so clear. A year in progress the change is easy! More questions than answers. Re-charge Never questioning what is it worth, overlooked and untraceable on a string. Cosmic melancholy, Nothing is like the real thing. Fishy issue: The dark spot is used to flash an ‘evil eye’ if danger approaches. Your thing is my thing. What look good for you, do you feel safer yet, all the freaking time? Calibrated expectation and designed to last for decades, Count your rings it will not that hard. No one way conference call. I’ll share my secret thoughts in my lyrics. Typing on a rusty Russian keybaord. Where are you look for? The law of attraction? Life is uncertain and welcome the elegant ballroom. May I play on you piano when you not home?, If history cares. Instagram best bets. De solitaire jager in een verhelderende sprookjes tijdschrift. The Tokyo 80’s “salon bohemian” Belief in nothing! Refresh! A Future change. Profile: The only thing you have to fear is absolutely nothing.

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