Henry Salari

I guess at this point I've heard it all: "...Clark Kent seeking Lois Lane, come fly with me...". One thing's for sure! I now can decode women into English. Here's my take on the meaning of these terms you read on women's personal ads: * 40-ish...........................49. * Adventurous......................Slept with everyone. * Athletic.........................No breasts. * Average looking..................Moooo. * Beautiful........................Pathological liar. * Emotionally Secure...............On medication. * Free Spirit......................Junkie. * Friendship first.................Former Slut. * New-Age..........................Body hair in the wrong places. * Old-fashioned.....................No B.J.'s * Open-minded.......................Desperate. * Outgoing. ........................Loud and embarrassing. * Professional......................Bitch. * Wants soul mate...................Stalker.