Konect Calders November 2021 by Konect Magazines

NOVEMBER 2021

PARENTING: COMMUNITY:

THE SEASONAL TOUCH:

THIS ISSUE

s the nights draw in and we head into fireworks season, West Lothian Community Safety Unit is running a campaign to help avoid accidents on bonfire night. There are various organised bonfire night events back again this year, and they are the safest way to enjoy the night – see page 9 for details. Speaking of fire, local charity Riverkids are running a sponsored firewalk at the Chain Runner this month and would love you to join in the fun and help raise funds for the work they do in supporting disadvantaged children in West Lothian. Details are on page 15. November is remembrance time too, so our cover this month features the war memorial in Pumpherston, which was added to the village two years ago. With tips for creative Christmas shopping, a chance to win tickets to Edinburgh’s MagicFest, and various local Christmas fayres to attend, I hope you enjoy the magazine this month. As ever, I love to get your feedback!

P9 Local Environment: A prayer of godwits................8 Community: A safe bonfire season..........................9 Top Tips for Creative Christmas Shopping.........11 Living Well: Making homes safe for older people......................................................................12 WIN!: Tickets to Edinburgh MagicFest.................14 Life Coaching: The Wheel of Life.............................14 Money Matters: Responsible investment.............19 Property Matters: Market Forces.............................22 Garden Project: Chill out on your patio!................26 Puzzles / Wine Tasting..................................................30 Technology: Not all fonts are created equal.......33 Film Review - with exclusive interview!..................34 Parenting: Crafty with a chance of glitter!............37 What’s On...........................................................................38

COVER IMAGE: War Memorial in Pumpherston

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LOCAL ENVIRONMENT

Whilst I’m not looking forward to the shorter days of winter, it does have some benefits. Darker mornings mean you don’t need to get up so early to look for wildlife, and there’s less cover so you can see more. It’s also one of the best times of year to look for, and watch our wading bird species. It can be really tricky to identify these birds, they don’t have the nickname “little brown jobs” or “LBJ’s” for no reason! A lot of species can look incredibly similar, and these black tailed godwits have a cousin who bares a striking resemblance - the bar tailed godwits. I’m fairly confident these are blacked tailed! In winter, they gather in huge flocks with other wading birds as they patrol the shore, and mud-flats to hunt for food when the tides are out or water levels are lower. To get this shot, I went to Kinneil Nature Reserve on an incoming tide and waited, hoping they’d take off in a flock similar to this shot. If you want to photograph them, that’s the best time as you’re already in position as the tide pushes the birds closer 8 | CALDERS

so you’re less likely to spook them. Other places to see them are at the lagoons in Musselburgh, or RSPB Baron’s Haugh in Motherwell. It can really brighten a winters day to watch them paddle about, and you’ll be surprised just how quickly those short hours of daylight can pass by. This column is contributed by Clare Harte and Kate Stevenson, who grew up in Edinburgh and now live in West Lothian. Together they run Scottish Sisters Photography and travel around the country to watch and photograph amazing wildlife and scenic landscapes. Follow them on Facebook @ScottishSistersPhotography @KonectMagazines

APPROVED LOCAL EVENTS • Calderwood, East Calder - Friday 5th November, 6.30pm Applications for licences have been made for the following events and these are being processed at present: • Deer Park Golf & Country Club, Livingston • West Calder & Harburn CDT • Linlithgow Rugby Club • Blackridge, Land at Bedlormie Drive

The West Lothian Community Safety Partnership* would like the people of West Lothian to have an enjoyable bonfire night but would encourage them to do so safely. They have shared a series of key messages highlighting what members of the public can do to promote safety and responsibility.

1. It is safer to attend an organised bonfire or display. If you encounter an unorganised bonfire that is already alight please contact the Scottish Fire and Rescue Service on 999. 2. If you suspect an unorganised bonfire may be under construction, or come across materials suspected of being used for bonfire purposes, please get in touch with West Lothian Council’s NETs Land and Countryside Services by calling 01506 280000.

3. Misuse of fireworks or antisocial behaviour can be reported to Police Scotland by calling

101 or by contacting Crimestoppers 100% anonymously on 0800 555111 or online at www.crimestoppers-uk.org

3. Fireworks can only be sold from licensed retailers between the hours of 7am and 6pm, to report any concerns regarding the potential illegal sale of fireworks please get in touch with West Lothian Council’s Trading Standards on 01506 280000.

4. To reduce the risk of unnecessary wheelie bin fires, residents are asked where possible to put their bins out as late as they can and bring them in as soon as they’ve been emptied.

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Creative Gift Shopping “The themed gift basket or pressie bag is my ‘go to’ when it comes to Christmas shopping,” says Lynn McMurray, owner of Balerno-based home & gift business The Seasonal Touch. Having just scooped a ‘Highly Commended’ in the ‘Most Enterprising Business of the Year’ category at this year’s Association of Scottish Businesswomen Awards, she’s one to be trusted when it comes to getting creative! Here she shares her top tips for creative gift shopping this year. Coming up with inspired gifts is a headache we all share at this time of year so when I’m sourcing the unique gifts on offer at The Seasonal Touch, I’m always thinking about how they would work with other items, together in a little gift bundle. Start with a spark of an idea, something that you think would resonate with the recipient, and build your gift around it.

It’s a simple technique. Let’s say you know your recipient loves a good cuppa. Why not treat them to one of these gorgeous winter robin design fine bone china mugs. Add to it a matching milk jug and perhaps a luxury, made-inthe-UK robin kitchen towel and build from there. Add some locally roasted coffee or

artisan tea - what else would they enjoy? A subscription to their favourite magazine to enjoy while they relax? Some gourmet chocolates perhaps? Pull them together in a cute bag or basket - job done!

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LIVING WELL

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Making homes for Older People

71% of people would rather grow old in their own homes than move into a care home. Making sure your home is a safe, comfortable place to live is key to being able to live well at home for longer. Here are things to look out for as senses deteriorate: Sight: By the time we’re 60, our pupils decrease to about 1/3 of the size they were aged 20. • Simple tasks like taking a shower or cooking can become more hazardous with poor eyesight. Taste: Taste buds decrease in both number and mass with age. • Older people may be unaware they’re eating spoiled food, or they could oversalt their food which could have health

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implications like high blood pressure. Smell: Sense of smell can diminish, especially after the age of 70. • Dangers such as gas leaks or burning saucepans could go undetected. Touch: As we age, our motor skills deteriorate and decreased blood flow to nerve endings can reduce the sense of pain and temperature • Decreased sensitivity can pose risks, particularly in the kitchen when cooking with hot food and equipment. Hearing: Our ears control our hearing and sense of balance, both of which can be compromised as we age. • Hearing problems can reduce your awareness of the environment (for example, not hearing alarms) and affect your balance, making falls more likely. The Living Well column is contributed by Home Instead Livingston. Contact them for advice and support on 01506 539541 or see www.homeinstead.co.uk/livingston

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LIFE COACHING

WIN! A pair of tickets to Eyes Open Eyes Shut We’ve teamed up with Edinburgh International Magic Festival to offer readers the chance to win a pair of tickets to Kevin Quantum’s show: Eyes Open Eyes Shut From the Britain’s Got Talent 2020 semi-finalist, trained by Penn & Teller, Edinburgh Fringe Sellout. Gain a unique insight into deception. Never has an audience been given so much control over how they view/enjoy/observe a magic show. Enjoy all the tricks that are and ever were in 90 minutes. You won’t watch magic the same way again. Nominee at the Scottish Comedy Awards 2019, 2018 | Winner “BEST MAGIC” Adelaide Fringe 2018 To enter, simply answer the following question: WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE MAGICIAN IN THE EYES OPEN EYES SHUT SHOW? Email your answer, along with your full name and postcode, to: win@konect.scot - Closing date 20th November 2021. Winner will be chosen at random after the closing date and informed via the email address used to enter. The prize is two tickets “Kevin Quantum: Eyes Open Eyes Shut” Please see the MagicFest website for details www.magicfest.co.uk

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The Wheel of LIFE

Most people have heard of the ‘Wheel Of Life’ but very few of us actually do it despite it being one of the best exercises to help us see what we spend our precious time on. This activity can be done by anyone and involves drawing a circle or pie chart and dividing it up into sections representing the main activities that make up our lives. This could be time spent with family, at work, taking part in exercise, hobbies or anything that we do on a regular basis. The first step is to draw a circle and divide it into the amount of time spent on each activity in an average week. Then we take a proper look at what we see and decide how happy it makes us feel. We might be spending lots of time at the gym or working late into the evening every day, our social life has maybe dwindled to nothing and we can’t remember the last time we caught up with a friend for coffee. Change doesn’t happen just because we want it to but sometimes taking a fresh look at what our lives look like is the perfect starting point for moving forward in a whole new direction. Whatever we see in our own the Wheel Of Life can help us move forward in the most effective and satisfying way possible. By doing more of the things that we enjoy and less of the things that we don’t we can create new balance in our lives. The Life Coaching column is contributed by Francine Orr, NLP coach, hypnotherapist & reiki practitioner. Francine is based within Linlithgow Chiropractic on Wednesday afternoons and is also available online. See www.orrganise.co.uk

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MONEY MATTERS

The consequences of the coronavirus pandemic will clearly be profound, wide-ranging and long-lasting. It’s no surprise that any sources of optimism to be found as the crisis unfolds are quickly seized upon – environmental benefits being the most significant. Unfortunately, however, the environmental positives are likely to be temporary. Indeed, there is now a risk of efforts to address climate change becoming a lesser priority as governments focus on dealing with the economic implications of the crisis. The biggest crisis now is clearly COVID-19, but the biggest crisis of the 2020s is still climate change, and we need to ensure that once we’re on the other side of the coronavirus pandemic that governments keep focusing on that. But the environmental gains from the pandemic have clearly been made alongside painful social, economic and health consequences. In other words, the current rate of improvement is unsustainable.

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PROPERTY MATTERS

Market Forces: an overview of the housing market in West Lothian this autumn

For those who keep a close eye on what’s happening in the property market, it won’t have escaped your notice that houses have been selling very quickly over the summer. It’s a pattern that has gradually intensified over the past 12-18 months. For those who are actually ‘in the market’ to buy or sell a property (or both), you may have experienced somewhat of a rollercoaster ride and the exhilaration has hopefully resulted in a successful transaction.

As we head towards the winter months, there are already some signs of change in the market that could indicate the return to a more ‘normal’ or ‘settled’ market in the spring of next year. The main factor which influences this is, of course the return of volume! Since January of this year, buying patterns have been frenetic as pent-up demand continued from the end of lockdown in the summer of 2020. It became apparent as we reached the ‘booming’ spring months that demand was quickly outstripping supply. This demand was partly fuelled by the increase in the number of First Time Buyers in the market, some of whom may have benefited from an unexpected boost in deposit savings if they were back living with parents during lockdown, combined with a significant reduction in socialising costs. The historically low and attractive mortgage rates have also encouraged young people that it might be a good time to get a foot on the property ladder. This created a demand further up the chain for second- and third-time buyers. However, with transactions concluding so quickly, it overtook the seasonal volume of new stock arriving

which in turn began to put upward pressure on property prices as competitive bidding became normal practice for most homebuyers.

The pace of this activity created some nervousness at the mid to upper end of the market as sellers became understandable cautious to bring their property to market as, although encouraged by the potential of an attractive selling price, found themselves with little or no choice for an onward move. This was highlighted most by those sellers who were looking to downsize where the volume of midmarket homes for sale was at a record low. Every trend in the housing market is temporary and the key to navigating a successful transaction is to be patient, recognise changing patterns and anticipate when opportunities are most likely to present themselves. Homeowners considering selling may benefit from marketing their property now, over the autumn and winter, as with the typical seasonal increase in the supply of homes arriving on the market next spring, buyers will have a greater choice, which in turn should see a gradual correction in house prices as the demand is balanced by the new supply.

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Chill out on your patio in

november!

As the evenings draw in it is still good to get out into your garden and away from the pressures and bustle of everyday life. If you have a firepit on your patio with some lanterns it is still very pleasant in the evening to huddle around it for warmth and perhaps a glass of wine. Lesley and her daughter Eleanor were certainly game for this at the end of October!

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If you feel it is too cold even with a firepit then your patio can be enjoyed from the warm inside. What are you going to decorate it with and how will you light it? Candles burning inside lanterns are the simplest way to light the outside and do look very inviting from inside. We also have a light on the house wall that illuminates the patio and keeping the furniture out makes the scene look inviting. We decorate the table as well, at Christmas with a wreath lying flat and at this time of the year you can enjoy a vase of leek flowers – the leeks had bolted in the potager. Over the last few weeks these globes have had continuous bumble bees feeding on them building up their reserves before they hibernate. Planted pots with evergreen plants, hellebores and pansies complete the picture. Will you chill out in your garden this month? The gardening project is contributed by Dougal Philip, New Hopetoun Gardens. Inspiring, informing and entertaining, for more than 40 years.

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PUZZLES

WINE TASTING

AVOIDING TRADITIONAL

NOVEMBER CROSSWORD

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This month I designed a wine tasting dinner party for a group staying at Old Mill House, Dalkeith. My brief was to work with Private Chef Elizabeth Pardoe and select a series of dishes from her beautiful menus, pair gorgeous wines and present a tasting dinner– my dream job!

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When selecting the right wine there are a lot of things to consider. I avoid the ‘rules’ of traditional wine pairing and don’t automatically pair a white wine with white meat and red wine with red meat. Instead, I consider the weight and texture of the food. Monkfish can have a firm texture, as can king prawn, while some red meat can ‘melt in the mouth’. The next thing I consider is how the food is cooked. If the meat is grilled it may have a smoky flavour which could mask the character of an otherwise perfect wine. Perhaps one of the components of the dish has been caramelized, giving a sweeter note to the food. Next think about the spice and stand out signature flavours the chef has added. Is there green or red chili in the marinade or fresh ginger? These little component parts make a whole and the wine should act as a canvas to showcase the dish. While I avoid the traditional ‘rules’ of wine pairing, there is one that I love to follow, Champagne goes with everything! I paired a delicious Pol Roger ‘Pure’ with Grapefruit, Lime and Chilli Scallop Ceviche Skewers – perfect! The monthly wine tasting column is contributed by Joanne Frette. Joanne lives in Juniper Green with her 3 children. She is a Sommelier Wine & Spirit Specialist who runs Swirl Sip Socialise, an online wine tasting business which connects friends and family across the UK. @KonectMagazines

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Not all Fonts are Created Equal Ask people what the purpose of their website is, and most will tell you the same thing – to promote their business to prospective clients. But what if something incredibly simple was being overlooked in the design of these pages? Something that would make it accessible to a much wider audience. So, what is it? Well, you’re looking at it right now. It’s font. It’s estimated that globally around 75% of people require vision correction with 64% wearing glasses. Add to that the 15% of the population who have dyslexia and other similar impairments and the necessity for accessible reading is staggeringly evident. What is an attractive font to one person can be incredibly difficult for another, so it is imperative that we choose the right font to engage with the widest possible audience. With this in mind there should be three key areas considered: style, colour and size. When picking a font, how they appear on the page is the first factor in determining what would be the best option. If it makes the content more difficult to read then it should be an automatic no. Avoid decorative choices where it can be difficult to distinguish between characters, or where characters can overlap or join. An easy checker is to type an ‘I’, ‘L’ and ‘1’ or ‘a’ and ‘o’…. If you can’t tell which is which then it needs to be moved to the inaccessible pile! Colour can be a real problem for a lot of people. For those with colour interpretation impairments and processing impairments such as dyslexia, variations in colours can be a particular issue often making text jump around the page and become completely illegible. Consider using alternative visual indicators where possible. Underlining, @KonectMagazines

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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Our film reviewer Robert Ewing caught up with the writers and directors of THE BETA TEST, Jim Cummings and PJ McCabe, for an exclusive interview.

RE - PJ, how was it writing and directing for the first time and Jim, how was it working and collaborating with someone instead of doing it on your own?

PJ - It was great, honestly it was nice to work with someone like Jim who has so much experience. Jim and I have been best friends for over a decade, so it just felt like making a movie with your best friend. It was so much fun, and it didn’t feel like work, we are just such a good team and our instincts and how we want to do things are, we had such a blast, it was a suspiciously good shoot I feel in general

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had written it together, kind of out loud, which is how we like to write. All of the performances are so dialled-in from the writing process it was so much easier doing it this way, where there were two directors you could ask questions too instead of just one. RE - I love the opening, one thing you do well with the darkness is you have moments of levity. How important is it to your writing to have scenes like that? JC - It’s funny, in writing the script it’s this rollercoaster. Your sculpting, we write the scenes then record it afterwards as a podcast to hear if it’s going to work. There are times when we would do something graphic and then immediately have a joke afterwards and the audience wants that. We always say if we don’t make jokes the audience will. Our experience of starting off in film was as audience members watching mediocre things and making better jokes than the film makers were, and so really us putting these jokes throughout the movie feels like Mystery Science Theatre when you’re writing this, making it bulletproof, and providing audiences with better jokes than they would make in the moment.

PJ - Building a more dramatic narrative to make a better story but finding the jokes inside of these scenes because as Jim was saying it’s what the audience does - they laugh along with the movie if you’re not doing it, so you bring the audience along with you, so they feel like part of the movie and part of the joke. It’s what helps to make these movies work. RE - If it’s a rainy day what’s your go-to film to put on to just sit and relax and forget about stuff for a couple of hours? JC - There is a film I really love called Little Forrest. It’s a Korean movie from 2018 and it’s well-directed and well-crafted. It’s about a young woman’s year taking over her mum’s farm in South Korea. It’s just this wonderful Ghibli style which is always my go-to on a rainy day.

PJ - what stuck in my head was so obvious if it’s just a full rainy Sunday I am just throwing on all three Lord of the Rings extended editions. Read Robert’s review of THE BETA TEST >>> @KonectMagazines

FILM REVIEW

Jim Cummings is a filmmaker everyone should have eyes on. His two previous features are a must-watch, and I’ll always check out anything he does.

This time he’s sharing the directing and writer’s chair with first time feature writer and director PJ McCabe. The Beta Test is about a Hollywood agent called Jordan who receives an anonymous letter for a no strings attached encounter. This encounter leads Jordan into a new darker world filled with lies, infidelity and digital data. The film was made on a low budget, but it looks and feels like any other big budget film out there. That is due to Jim Cummings’ and PJ McCabe’s excellent directing. What could be a mundane conversation about getting a client becomes an enthralling scene with amazing inserts of information, energetic editing and great acting. Jim Cummings and PJ McCabe also starred in the film, and they are simply great. The rest of the cast are also good, and I don’t think there are any bad performances. If there’s one thing I could critique, I think the film is a bit too ambitious in terms of plot beats and due to that not every element really works. There are moments of surrealism which left me more confused than anything else. However even during the moments that didn’t land for me I was never once bored watching it. It’s engaging from the opening minutes and while it might not be for everyone, I really enjoyed it. The Film Review is contributed by Robert Ewing. Robert is passionate about film as an art form, and shining a light on films that may not be on people’s radar. Robert is from Kirknewton. CALDERS | 35

SPORTS, HOBBIES, LEARNING, SUPPORT GROUPS & MORE... EAST CALDER SCOUT GROUP Providing fun and exciting scouting programmes for children in the local area, from age 6 upwards. We meet on a Monday or Tuesday, depending on the child’s age. Adults interested in becoming leaders will be made very welcome. We also hire the scout hall for one off occasions or for other groups to use, to benefit the local community. Find out more at our website: www.eastcalderscouts.uk SEASONAL YOGA WITH LIANNE - Mondays 7-8pm at Mid Calder Community Hall. In Seasonal Yoga the intention, pace and flow of our practice changes with each Season, supporting our bodies and minds in the best way possible and keeping our practice interesting. This is a vinyasa flow class incorporating breathwork, Qigong and meditation. The class is suitable for all levels of experience and all bodies. Class passes available. Bookings: bookwhen.com/ flowbyseason Email: lianne@flowbyseason.life Phone: 07985469162 Socials: @flowbyseason KIRKNEWTON SCOTTISH WOMEN’S INSTITUTE - Anyone interested in meeting the ladies of the village, having a convivial evening once a month, and perhaps taking part in craft and other home skills. Contact Norma at normajane.dourley@icloud.com for more information. SLIMMING WORLD - East Calder Bowling Club, 255 Main Street, East Calder. Tues 5.30 & 7.00pm; Wed 9.30 & 11.00am. New and returning members always welcome. Contact Sue: 07803 520781 CHORAL HIGHLIGHTS LADIES' CHOIR - Missing singing? We're back, following Covid restrictions that apply, but still having fun! Why not come along and join us? We meet in Mid Calder at 7.30pm on

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a Wednesday. Our music consists of a wide range of material from musicals, traditional, pop favourites and lots more. To find out more or to join us please contact John Rankine on 01506 880029. We'd love to see you! CHOOSE YOU YOGA STUDIO & WELLNESS HUB - Dedicated yoga studio in Carmondean, Livingston. Build strength, flexibility and resilience, and support mental health, joint pain/illness/injury recovery. You Need Yoga - Mon 9.30-10.30am; Iyengar Yoga - Mon 7.30-8.45pm; Vinyasa Flow - Tues 6.00-7.00pm and 7.20-8.20pm; Seasonal Yoga (gentle) - Wed 5.30 – 6.30pm Tai-Chi - Thurs 9.30-10.45am; Iyengar Yoga Thurs 7.30-8.45pm. Carmondean, Livingston. E: info@chooseyouyoga.co.uk T: 07810 824 195 W: www.chooseyouyoga.co.uk or on Facebook CARERS OF WEST LOTHIAN - Support and social activities for Carers, Young Carers and Disabled Adults. Services currently via Zoom/phone: weekly Coffee Morning; monthly Mental Health Support Group, Evening Support Group & Bereaved Carer Support Group as well as groups for Young Carers and Young Adult Carers. Regular Social Groups for Adults with disabilities. Virtual Power of Attorney Clinic & Benefits Advice and Counselling. For information: T.: 01506 448000 E: office@carers-westlothian.com W: www.carers-westlothian.com GENERATION ARTS - Creative activities for people aged 50 and over, either living at home or in care with complex needs. Online and offline activities in West Lothian such as a dance dvd, art demos, reminiscence, recipes, music and song playlists, dance and song classes. Creative activity and learning can unlock memories and skills that have

been lost and creates a spark of joy for all. Contact generationarts. coordinator@gmail.com or phone 07521 358 239 for further information. MACMILLAN CANCER INFORMATION & SUPPORT - A free, confidential service providing a ‘listening ear’, emotional and practical support, help to access benefits/financial advice and other local services. Expert information for anyone affected by cancer – yourself, a relative, friend or carer. Face to face appointments at Partnership Centres in Bathgate, Livingston North, Broxburn, Fauldhouse and Blackburn. Short health walks leaving Bathgate Partnership Centre call to book a place. Phone and email support also available. Please call 01506 283053 or email MacmillanWestLothian@ westlothian.gov.uk WEST LOTHIAN 50 PLUS NETWORK - Social activities for the over fifties. Run largely by volunteers we offer a wide range of interest groups to help you stay fit and healthy in both mind and body, whilst socialising with others. Something for everyone, but, more importantly, the chance to meet up and join in with old friends or make new friends along the way. Annual joining fee £10. Follow our Facebook page, visit www.westlothian50plusnetwork. co.uk or call 01506 635510.

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PARENTING

Weekend Forecast… Crafty with a chance of glitter!

As a parent nothing is as satisfying as finding something new for your bag of tricks and for me this year that’s been discovering some new ‘go to’ places for activities. With things as they are we’re still spending more time at home. And school holidays don’t necessarily mean trips away like they used to. So in lieu of actual holidays I’ve been more inclined to splash out on activities to keep my kids entertained and give them something to look forward to. At this time of year indoor activities are a must and nothing gets them excited like the prospect of a bit of sticking and gluing…or any kind of messy activity. I love that they’re totally excited by a bit of crafting but there’s only so much of it I can get on board with at home. I’m happy to bust out a glue gun and head down to Hobbycraft when the mood strikes. But I draw the line at the likes of slime making! For us this year has been the year of Gooey Events in Livingston Village. They’ve been around for a while but their workshops have really come into their own for my girls this year. They are 6 and 9 now so not at the same age and stage by any means @KonectMagazines

but they’ve both been totally captivated by the workshops they’ve done. During the summer holidays they dabbled in a bit of tie-dye and got carried away by chocolate making and slime on Mermaid Day. More recently they braved the Deadly Decopatch and crafts for Halloween. They come out of every workshop with massive smiles on their faces asking what they can do next. And after a couple of lockdown birthday celebrations I know this will be on the list of places for the party to end all parties that they seem to think I owe them. Nearby is another new discovery – creative arts studio Wexpresif. My eldest went to a Glowtastic birthday party there last month and came out absolutely gushing about it. I’d never heard of it but it was such a hit that I went straight to their website to find out more. They do various after-school classes, art clubs, seasonal activities and birthday parties. And by the looks of it this is

one which will really come into it’s own as the kids get older if they maintain their interest in all things “arty” with courses for high school students studying art as well. These places aren’t just for kids either. Wexpresif offer adult art courses and their Sip and Paint party package for over 18s definitely caught my eye. And I noticed that Gooey has plenty of adult workshops on the horizon as well with everything from crochet club to floral classes and gin tasting. I can get on board with this kind of mummy “me time”! So if you’re looking for some inspiration for your art lovers and crafty kids I’d recommend seeing what these two have to offer.

The parenting column is contributed by Laura Archibald. Laura lives in West Lothian with her family and their campervan Hank. She is mummy, wife, blogger and fulltime personal assistant to her two girlie girls. CALDERS | 37

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