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CONSUMeRISM COSTS FReeDOM The movie, 12 Years A Slave had a successful run at the Oscars, but don’t be fooled by the idea that slavery has been left in the past. Today, there are an estimated 27 million people enslaved around the world and some of those slaves are working for you.

which Nebraska is a top producer of.

JaCY LEWIS Gamma Phi Beta Editor-in-Chief

Jacy is a sophomore studying journalism. You may contact her at jacy_2012@hotmail.com.

The definition for slavery, according to madeinafreeworld.com, is anyone who is forced to work without pay, being economically exploited and who is unable to walk away.

On Feb. 27, the End It Movement had a national day dedicated to shining a light on slavery around the world. A lot of celebrities and college students rallied together to shine that light. Anyone watching the Atlanta Hawks against the Boston Celtics game saw the red X on Kyle Korver’s hand. In an interview, Korver brought awareness to the slavery happening here in the United States. Country singer, Carrie Underwood, joined the cause with her red X as well.

In November, a story about children being bought and sold along Interstate 80 hit home for many Nebraskans. Fortunately, truckers along the route have been helping the FBI take down sex traffickers. The problem on I-80 has been thrust into the spotlight and many people are trying to bring awareness to the sex trafficking crimes that take place on this major transportation route. The Polaris Project is working to stop human trafficking not only nationwide, but worldwide.

The website, slaveryfootprint.org, helps people find out how many slaves work for them or had a part in producing goods that they have purchased. It estimates, based on a person’s lifestyle and what products they use, how many slaves are affected by consumerism in the United States and around the world. I took the test and found out that around 54 slaves “work” for me. This broke my heart.

The website helped me think about my lifestyle and the things I buy. Are the companies I buy from using ethical means to produce their products? Sometimes, it is hard to know because the companies keep it hushed. The famous Kardashians even tried to cover up their use of slave labor by pleading ignorance of the outsourced company the family used to produce their clothing line, three years ago.

There 27 million slaves in the world today affect every country. Russia exploits around one million slaves and of those one million, 20,000 to 30,000 are children. In Pakistan, 1.8 million people are subjected to bonded labor in agriculture and brick industries. Around four million foreigners are enslaved in Malaysia and most are forced into the sex trade.

The only way to beat slavery is to gain knowledge on the subject and to act on that knowledge. A great way to find out about companies and if they use slave labor is the website free2work.org. There is also an app for iPhones and Androids, but the app isn’t yet available in the United States. The homepage of Free2work supplies grades for different companies ranging from clothing to food and it explains how a company is graded.

Slavery also affects countries that are leaders in the world. The United States is estimated to have 300,000 victims of the sex trade, according the the U.S. Department of Justice.

Women and children are forced into the sex trade, but there is also slavery in raw materials industries like copper, limestone, propane, soybeans and corn. Yes, corn and soybeans

We are in college to learn about important things and people’s lives are important.

It’s time to speak against slavery and help those who are enslaved. It can be annoying tracking everything you bu,y but if that is the only thing standing between a person and their freedom, I’m all for it. After all, the United States is the land of the free.

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CHI OMEGA AND THE MASQUERS MAKE A LITTLE MAGIC BaILeY WILLIAMS Chi Omega

Bailey is a freshman studying fashion design with communications.

Yo u m a y c o n t a c t h e r a t baileyjowilliams@gmail.com.

Omega. Two shows were scheduled for Saturday, March 1 at 1:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m with all of the proceeds slated for the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

The magic show was family friendly, but college students were also entertained by the nearly two-hour long shows. While the women of Chi Omega were not able to watch the actual show, they were allowed to sit in on the dress rehearsal. From simple card tricks to floating boxes, the magicians kept the audience on the edge of their seats. Not only were the magicians masters at their craft, but the lighting, sound and props made for a professional production. After leaving the dress rehearsal dumbfounded, the women of Chi Omega knew the audience was in for a treat.

In between shows, the attendees were able to visit a Make-A-Wish information booth where they could learn about the foundation, which grants children diagnosed with life threatening diseases a wish for themselves and their families. The joy that the organization is able to give these children is unlike any other. Every year, a child who has had their wish granted speaks to the women of Chi Omega. It is easy to see that the granted wishes have had a tremendous impact on their young lives.

The Masquers and Chi Omega granted wishes Saturday, March 1 with their Magic Marvels magic show philanthropy to benefit the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Magic was in the air that Saturday night at the Temple Building, as The Masquers and Chi Omega granted wishes throughout the afternoon and evening during a new species of philanthropy on campus – a magic show!

When The Masquers, a registered student organization within the Johnny Carson School of Theatre and Film, realized that the Make-A-Wish Foundation was Chi Omega’s national philanthropy, the idea for Magic Marvels: A Night of Granting Wishes began taking shape. The Masquers had wanted to put on a show that would benefit Make-A-Wish and they found the perfect pairing to make it happen – Chi

Throughout the day, people were also invited to bid on silent auction items. Even if they were unable to attend the magic show, supporters were able to bid on items through the Magic Marvels Facebook page. Auction items included gift cards to The Mill, riverboat cruise tickets from River City Star and a football signed by Eric Crouch.

Anestimated that about 350 people attended the event and The Masquers and Chi Omega are expecting to reach their $5,000 donation goal. f you were unable to make it to the magic show, but still want to donate to the cause, you can send donations for Make-A-Wish to Brooke Wissler at Chi Omega Kappa Chapter, 480 N 16th Street, Lincoln, NE 68508.

Chi Omega and The Masquers thank everyone who supported Magic Marvels: A Night of Granting Wishes.

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series CSI, which shows them various cases of forensic science and different aspects of their chosen profession.

The club is not only for forensic science majors. Anyone with an interest in forensic science can attend. They have about forty active members and meet at least once a month in the Nebraska Union. You can get involved by emailing Stettnichs directly from the RSO website or by searching, Forensic Science Club—UNL Chapter, on Facebook.

If you get excited about discovering the projectile path of blood splatter or are simply a fan of CSI, then the Forensic Science Club would be more than happy to accommodate your interests in the field of forensic science.

The members of the Forensic Science Club enjoy discovering the angle of blood splatter so much that they decided to design shirts with blood splatter. There isn’t anything quite like getting dirty for some clean justice.

KaRa COSENTINO Phi Mu

Kara is a sophomore studying English and communications.

You may contact her at karacosentino@gmail.com.

Amber Stettnichs, the president of the Forensic Science Club and a member of Alpha Delta Pi, revels in the excitement of forensic science.

She is a forensic science and biochemistry double major with an emphasis in pre-med.

Amber has always been, “fascinated by forensic science.” She says her favorite thing about the field of study is pathology – examining a body. “The purpose behind the club is to keep interest in forensic science as well as broaden horizons by bringing in guest speakers and taking trips to different institutions that implement forensic science in their various fields,” Stettnichs said.

During a typical meeting, the club will go over their usual business and then listen to a guest speaker who specializes in a field of forensic science research. One of the most fun activities they have done, Amber says, is when they, “blood spattered t-shirts. We are looking to do it again in the upcoming year.”

Sydney Stansbury, a forensic science major of Phi Mu, is also involved in the club.

She said she loves it because, “It’s a lot of fun stuff that the forensic science majors, such as myself, love and get really excited about.” A few fun memories of meetings she has attended have been when the group watched the movie, The Zodiac and the television

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REDEFINING THE ONE-PIECE Whether we want it to be or not, March has slapped us in the face as February quietly snuck out the back door. This means one thing – spring break season is upon us.

HaNNaH SCHINKEL Gamma Phi Beta

Hannah is a junior studying textile and apparel design. You may contact her at hschinkel@ windstream.net.

Spring break is comparable to Christmas season for college students. However, with this season comes a lot of stress induced by preparing to get in perfect shape, planning the best spring break trips and, of course, finding the perfect swimsuit.

Surprisingly enough, the one-piece swimsuit is making its way back into the market.

Even though you might not be able to find them in the Victoria’s Secret swimsuit magazine, many other stores (online and brick and mortar) have started to carry this classy, somewhat modest swimwear. Many people, myself included, don’t think that they have the body for a one-piece swimsuit. The one-piece seems to fit differently than a bikini does, but just like any new type of clothing trend, you have to play around with it and see what works for your body.

That’s one thing that I love about fashion. Each and every person can be wearing the same common trend, but each one could be wearing it totally differently. These one-piece swimsuits have just as much personality as the next suit. Whether you want a retro-style suit with polka dots and ruffles or you want more subtle class – there is a suit for any style.

As the rise of feminism becomes more and more evident, many women think that true freedom is being able to show off as much of their body as they want. This is clearly seen if you open up the VS magazine swimsuit edition. Actually, you don’t even have to open it up to see their new swimsuit design: itsy. I’m not sure about you guys, but seeing the word ‘itsy’ describing a swimsuit makes me want to run away crying.

When I was in California this summer, the thong bikinis were super popular and I saw them all over the beach. Of course, these women were super thin, tan and gorgeous California girls. News flash, people, we live in Nebraska. Wearing a thong bikini to the pool will definitely get heads turning, but not necessarily in a good way.

Trust me. I’m all about female power and being free to wear what you want. However, what most people don’t understand is how much what you wear says about you. Every time you put clothes on, whether it’s to class or to the pool, people look at you and can see a small part of your internal being. What we wear tells others what we care about and how we care about ourselves. Women who wear one-piece swimsuits are confident in themselves and tell the world, “Get to know me, instead of just looking at my body.”

Although people think that one-piece swimsuits are only for moms, the industry is really trying to change that perception. My challenge for you this spring break is to look for a suit that exhibits your personality instead of just your butt cheeks. Fashion is about expressing your personality and accentuating your best features. Some people may think that their best features are only their favorite physical features. I beg to differ. Express yourself this spring through fun prints, colors and styles. I don’t even think the ‘itsy’ bikini has enough fabric to have a print.

One-piece swimsuits evoke a classiness that the ‘itsy’ bikini never will. Be classy this spring break.

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PINNING SEASON IS IN FULL SWING Spring is in the air, and so is love-sort of! For the Greek community at the University of NebraskaDelta Delta Delta Lincoln, spring festivities Meg is a junior studying are in full swing. Monday business administration. nights have transformed You may contact her at from sweaters and boots megsron04@live.com. to short dresses, still some snow and shortened chapter meetings. 7:30 p.m. is no longer a time we huddle around our “big TV room” admiring Juan Pablo, but rather a time we practice our singing voices. That’s right readers; pinning season has begun.

Meg RONSPIES

I can only speak for the women of Tri Delta, but for us, pinning season is highly looked forward to. The second a pink rose is hung on our foyer mirror, squeals echo through the hallways. Although there are always only a few seniors with committed significant others, it’s still fun to guess who’s pin will be passed around on a candle later that night.

A junior now, I have had the chance to witness my fair share of pinnings. I am used to

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the outrageous chants we secretly reveal to fraternities while screaming, the sappy letters we hear from fraternity gentlemen, and the admiration I have for the relationships of those who get to share this event. Last Monday we had the pleasure of sharing a pinning ceremony with the gentlemen of Phi Delta Theta. Like I said, I have attended many pinnings before, but none had a bar set this high. Seniors Carly Ziemer and Jon Tefft just shared their five-year anniversary together, ending in a successful pinning celebration. I had been looking forward to this ceremony this semester, as their relationship has been one many girls in my chapter admire. I knew his speech to her would be genuine, romantic, and funny, just like his character. Before his speech, though, were unexpected statements from members of his fraternity. The pinning would not have been the same without them.

I won’t drop any names, but the three men who spoke at his ceremony shared hilarious tales, risqué stories from the fraternity house, and sincere statements looking forward to their future together. As a sorority woman, it’s expected to see your best friend and your little sister cry, but hearing emotion from fraternity men steals the chapter’s hearts at a pinning. I know the men were most excited to run over to the bar, “The Bar”, after the ceremony, but for we sorority women, the letters and the emotions remain the most significant part. In the end, it’s tough to maintain a stable college relationship. As Greek community members, this does deserve endless celebration, beyond the pinning. Congrats to Carly and Jon, and all those engulfing themselves in this age-old ceremony this semester!

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DRESS YOUR BEST, MEN

As March begins to roll in, so does the JOeL w a r m e r w e a t h e r.

GIROUARD Spring Break is only a Sigma Chi couple of weeks away Joel is a senior studying and I’ve already been advertising & PR. You browsing around for may contact him at jpgiro@yahoo.com. new shorts. However this doesn’t mean that you can’t take advantage of out-of-season clothes as well. Since spring is almost upon us retailers will be looking to get rid of their fall and winter stock in order to bring in their new inventory. As a result, a lot of clothes will be on sale soon and it’s a great opportunity to stock up without breaking your bank account.

If you haven’t been flooded by clothes’ emails, then get ready for the tidal wave of annoying reminders. I personally get bombarded with emails from companies such as Brooks Brothers, J.Crew, Rue La La, JackThreads and countless more everyday. I guess in a way it’s a good thing because now I know that brighter days are coming and god knows we need it here in Nebraska.

If you’re looking to possibly save money on clothes and maybe get some job connections I would suggest applying for various brand ambassador jobs. A lot of companies are looking for new ways to market their product towards college students and these jobs are one of the best ways to do that.

Not to mention you will most likely get awesome discounts and experience.

I expect to see in the next couple of weeks an onslaught of sperrys, polos, short-shorts and button-downs, not to mention a ridiculous amount of guys in the gym. This is also a friendly reminder to actually start your New Year’s Resolutions or Spring Break workouts because quite frankly, girls will

be “scouting”. Not to say that you have to follow my advice but if anything, do it for your own health. I know after the last couple of months of eating pizza and avoiding the gym I could use a couple of miles on the treadmill. If you are looking for some new styles or new ideas I have listed some clothes brands below. SPRING IS COMING Check out this song: Lorde – Team (Elephante Remix) courtesy of Walker Patten Clothes Brands Southern Tide Brooks Brothers J.Crew Vineyard Vines Southern Proper Serengetee Chubbies Ralph Lauren Sperry Orvis Lacoste Costa del Mar Bonobos Coast Southern Marsh

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IT’S GOING DOWN, I’M YELLING TINDER “like” or say “nope” to potential matches, all decided based on a couple of pictures. The catch is both users have to “like” each other to

DaNIeLLe WILKERSON Chi Omega

Danielle is a sophomore studying broadcasting / journalism.

You may contact her at dani.wilkerson@aol.com

become matches and to begin messaging.

It’s more used for an ego boost than a dating app. You scroll through, pick the best and hope they reciprocate. This feeds into something bigger. Tinder makes it look okay to judge someone solely on appearance and contributes to the already growing dependence on online affirmation. Whether it’s likes on Instagram or favorites on Twitter, everyone is looking for someone to notice them and approve of their activity.

Tinder brings this shallowness to a whole new level, but some say it’s no different than what happens in real life – the judgment of physical appearance comes before everything else when seeking a relationship. While this may be true, seeing someone in person is different than on a screen. Before denying a person, subconsciously in the real world, we’re able to see how they interact and have a tiny glimpse into their personality, but Tinder provides only a face and some witty tagline that implies they don’t care about anything that probably took them hours to think of. No substance at all.

There are some things in this world that just don’t make sense to me: mustard, white crayons and, now, Tinder.

Tinder is the dating app that has been sweeping the world for the past couple of months and recently overtook the Olympic Village in Sochi, but I don’t understand all the hype.

Tinder was launched at The University of Southern California and quickly spread to other campuses, with similar qualities, to “Hot or Not”. After signing in with Facebook, users are given other nearby users and asked to either

Although Tinder can be pretty distasteful at times, it’s almost a perfect representation of what the millennial generation has become: completely detached from the real world and too involved in the cyber one. Don’t get me wrong; I don’t have a problem with online dating, in general. Those sites have a purpose and actually work. People want relationships and are trying, not just treating people like objects.

Tinder has its place as a joke, not something to be taken seriously. In my opinion, if you haven’t already fallen into the trap, don’t. You’re not missing much.

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UNDER NEW MARKETING: “SATELLITE FLIGHT” AND “OXYMORON” It seems 2014 may shape

up to be the year of the surprise album.

Following in the footsteps of Beyoncé, Kid Cudi

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9. “Return of the Moon Man (Original Score)”

CHRISTIaN FOLSOM Delta Tau Delta

Christian is a sophomore studying broadcasting.

You may contact him at christianfolsom@gmail.com.

10. “Troubled Boy” Schoolboy Q recently captured the attention of the entire hip hop world, and many were worried that this new found attention would start to affect his music, but Q did what we knew he would do – write an amazing album. Q has been a rapper who exclusively

released his new album,

talks about past drug usage, but Oxymoron breaks out of that mold and gives Q the

Satellite Flight, as a total

opportunity to show off his real talents.

surprise. He had originally set the release date for Feb. 29, but in a completely surprising move, he released it through twitter on Feb. 25.

One of the more downplayed songs on the album, “What They Want,” features 2 Chainz – a high energy rapper who is at his very best when things are loud and approaching

An obvious marketing ploy, but why would he do it if it didn’t work? If Cudi hadn’t

crazy. I think this song, while it may not be one of the best songs, really shows Q’s talents.

already left a big enough mark on the hip-hop community, he has now. With only ten

The fact that Q, a rapper whose style is the exact opposite of 2 Chainz, can make a song

tracks, this album is pretty short, but it’s everything you would expect from King Wizard

with 2 Chainz sound good is a testament to not only his versatility, but his producing

himself. Cudi throws it back to the “Man On The Moon” days in this album, but still

abilities. Oxymoron is a great album that is definitely worth a listen. Here are the tracks.

retains his trippy and psychedelic style from “Indicud.”

Cudder has come full circle in terms of his production talents as well as his rapping

1. “Gangsta” 2. “Los Awesome” (featuring Jay Rock)

abilities.

3. “Collard Greens” (featuring Kendrick Lamar) He flexes his production muscle with “Destination: Mother Moon” and “Return of the Moon Man (Original Score),” two songs without lyrics that feature loud driving beats. This

4. “What They Want” (featuring 2 Chainz)

album is a must listen for any Cudi fan as it also continues the fabled “Man On The Moon”

5. “Hoover Street”

story of Scott Mescudi’s actual life. This storyline has been developing over his last four

6. “Studio” (Feat. BJ the Chicago Kid)

albums and now that Satellite Flight has been released, the last five. Here are the tracks.

1. “Destination: Mother Moon” 2. “Going to the Ceremony” 3. “Satellite Flight” 4. “Copernicus Landing” 5. “Balmain Jeans” 6. “Too Bad I Have to Destroy You Now” 7. “Internal Bleeding” 8. “In My Dreams 2015”

7. “Prescription/Oxymoron” 8. “The Purge” (featuring Tyler, the Creator & Kurupt) 9. “Blind Threats” (featuring Raekwon) 10. “Hell of a Night” 11. “Break the Bank” 12. “Man of the Year” 13. “His & Her Friend” (featuring SZA) 14 “Grooveline Pt. 2” (featuring Suga Free) 15. “F--- LA”

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UNDERRATED LEO

of worthiness. Taking a closer look at the situation yields a similar understanding of his

See, just as we the American public may undoubtedly expect, year after year, the bumbling mediocrity of the Minnesota twins, the slow degrading of our own values and innocence by the sex-

BReTT BERGSTROM Beta Theta Pi

Brett is a sophomore studying journalism / English.

You may contact him at bergie003@gmail.com.

inability to win the award for best actor this year. Many people expected his performance as Wall Street man Jordan Belfort, in “Wolf of Wall Street,” to win him the coveted Best Actor award; many more clamored for the win as a vindication, of sorts, for all the wrong he has seemingly been done at the hands of the Oscars. And he knocks the role out of the park, no question about that -- the only issue is that this year, as all of the other years DiCaprio was passed

crazed media, and the influx

over, there was an actor more deserving of the award. Matthew McConaughey, fresh

of Starbuckses and Subways on every paved corner, so too do we now come to expect

off of a decade of cementing his status as king of romantic comedies, has in recent years

the inevitable snubbing of Leonardo DiCaprio at the Oscars. Yes, the man who broke our

effected something of a McConaissance, if you will. His dramatic roles and dedication

hearts in “Titanic,” empowered dreamers in “Inception,” and gave film buffs more reason

to the craft have been evident in such films as “The Lincoln Lawyer,” “Dirt,” and even

to love cinema with such classics as “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape” and his performance

DiCaprio’s own “Wolf.” But what set apart McConaughey from DiCaprio this year - in

as William Costigan, Jr. -- apparently, he still has no recognition for his enduring work.

terms of candidacy for the role - was his stunning physical transformation for “Dallas

Atrocious, is it not? ...cue the trap cymbal. The man’s a great actor, no doubt. He’s also

Buyers Club.” McConaughey shed over 50 pounds in preparation for the role, about an

exceedingly charming, handsome, and seems to have his fill of material wealth on top of

HIV-positive man rallying to distribute illicit medicines to other HIV-positive people so

his acting pursuits; he runs through supermodels like sorority girls burn through shoes.

that they might have a real shot at recovery; his dedication to fully realizing the role was

Oh, yes, and he has his pick of collaborations with some of the best artists in his field....

unmatched in its tenacity save for the transformation of his supporting actor, Jared Leto,

am I missing something here? Perhaps it’s that DiCaprio, as all of these things might well

and stands in stark contrast to the minimal effort Leo likely put into once again donning a

attest, needs no further vindication for his work. Do we see him pouting, having a fit

charming and daredevilish facade for his part as Jordan Belfort. It seems clear that history

over his repeated snubs by the world’s greatest cinematic awards ceremony? No -- and

got things right again. Leo, sitting in the crowd of worshipped celebrities and a God of

especially not when those awards are, as all things of such public esteem and care, dictated

them in his own right, was nonetheless given a deserving shaft. May we all overcome

more by politics and the whims of current trends and culture than by any other factor

this tragedy with as little grief as possible.

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Humor lol

@sammyrhodes

Please let Channing Tatum call his

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GOT SCREWED, THIS YEAR NEBRASKA, WHY DO

@SpanishAfrican do you ever take a selfie, look at it,

kids Tatum tots.

YOU HATE US

then say “ew” out loud because I do

@thecampusKAT Homework on Sunday nights is a

@CommonWhiteGrls Where is Leo’s Oscar for perfect

@Harrison_J38 One thing I dislike about college is that

lot like eating salads for every meal. It makes me sad

attendance?

my mom isn’t here to peel my oranges.

so I just don’t do it.

@dearlastnight Leo: Always a bridesmaid, never a

@emitoms that pizza guy is gonna call his parents like,

@_BallPointJEN If Leo wins all he has to do is say

bride.

“remember when you were disappointed I was a pizza

“Finally.” *drop mic*

@Tepper The Oscars are a lot like the Big 10: really slow

guy well GUESS WHAT I WAS ON THE OSCARS”

@hiimmac Can I be Ellen? @meSoHoyme I lost as many

and Nebraska’s not winning anything.

@lanliv Ya i used my hair dryer to warm up my bed

followers tonight with my incessant #oscars tweeting

@UberFacts Sir Isaac Newton invented calculus in

before i go to sleep

as RTs ellen’s selfie got

about the same amount of time the average student

@CaitlinHolmannn “When is it to early to murder

@SadieMiLady Pharrell you make me happy.

learns it in University.

someone?”

@LaurenAKraemer I’ve only been up for 5 hours so

@SamPeshek2go Hot Rod never won an Oscar

@sternum_dip Can we all please establish one way to

guess who’s having a movie night alllll night

@Tryan_Keep_Up Facebook should automatically

spell the way Travolta said Idina’s name because it’s

@TheAcademy OH MY GOD LAST YEAR LINCOLN

delete photos of you that are over two years old.

giving me anxiety

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