The Picador: Volume 9, Issue 3

Who is Kelly Pope?

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What Laws Have You Already Broken?

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What’s on Your iPhone?

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Gold Found Growing in Trees Page 5

The Picador Volume 9, Issue 3

A PUBLICATION BY HOLDERNESS STUDENTS FOR THE HOLDERNESS SCHOOL COMMUNITY

November 1, 2013

Unlocking Their Full Potential

By Drew Houx '14

Stealing, Borrowing, or Just Cutting Corners: Which is It? unknown. Mr. Pat Casey (no, not Mr. Casey, a.k.a. Dad) is Time is something that does the father of this theory, which not come cheap here at Holis based on hierarchy. Mr. Caderness, and when students are sey believes that there are two presented with opportunities to parts to this hierarchy: the first take time off the long trek being grade level (Faculty > from their dorms to Bartsch, Seniors > Juniors > SophoWeld, or even downtown, mores > Freshman); and the they’ll usually take it. But second being the type of what makes someone think wheels (bike > longboard/ they have the right to take a skateboard > scooter). random bike, longboard, or scooter? What makes them First, the knowledge of who the owner is plays a factor in think that they shouldn’t? the potential taking. For examThere are several theories ple, if a senior boy sees a about borrowing at our school, scooter that belongs to a freshbut one of the most logical (Continued on page 2) explanations is also the most

By Stephen Wilk ’14

Compassion, perseverance, and dignity. From day one, dance master Ms. Lisa Travis has drilled these qualities into the students of block five Ballet for Athletes. All the dancers knows that they are required to embody grace and poise every time they enter and tie on their ballet slippers.

Each class starts with a light warm up filled with stretching (usually unsuccessfully) on our own personal ballet bars.

This is followed up with a review of the now basic, and fairly novice, ballet moves.

Because the class is filled with dancers who are eager to learn, the highly advanced dance squad has come to learn new techniques at an exponential rate.

In order to master these difficult skills, the dancers enjoy performing to music legends like A$AP Rocky, Justin Timberlake, and Kendrick Lamar.

The class would like to publicly apologize for the noise in the Hagerman Auditorium; however, they refuse to take responsibility for the alleged screaming coming from the upstairs science lab during the same block.

Because there is a great deal of strain and stress put on these athletes of art, they devote precious class time to yoga sessions. “I can tell that this combination of breathing and deep stretching really allows me to connect and unlock my body’s full potential,” says student athletic artist, Daniel “Nick” Gibson.

Recently, the dedicated student artistic athletes devoted their Sunday afternoon to taking notes during an ice ballet performance at PSU. Having attended the show myself, it was an incredible experience to be able to see the abilities of many of the dancers we all aspire to be. Some of the more eager students tried to talk to the performers after the show

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to understand just how they executed their more challenging moves.

Since this was the first year that Ballet for Athletes has been offered, we asked some of the dancers for advice for the future of this rapidly developing program. Class star, Matt Michaud, says, “I feel that this class has challenged me both physically and men-

tally, and I hope to pursue the subject in college.”

In contrast, Anna Stanley mentioned, “Actually, being a dancer myself, I seriously believe that this class is overestimating the talents of some of the other dancers.”

This class represents the diversity and talent that the community has to offer, all on one stage.

leader Mathew “Pictou” Thomas also shared a theory on man boy, consider the scooter the problem: “There is no taken. This is extreme, but the doubt that it is a problem at theory is applicable in the mid- our school. I think borrowing dle as well. If a freshman boy is okay as long as you ask the sees a bike that belongs to a person if it is okay and make junior girl, it is unlikely that sure that you get the borrowed the bike will be taken. Mr. item back where it belongs.”

Casey's theory holds true in Later he also added: “If it bemost situations, but there are comes a regularity, it can beinstances where a scooter, come a problem. It can belongboard, or bike is stolen come a thing where the person just because it is convenient. borrows without asking.”

Borrowing (Continued from page 1)

Other theories have been voiced quite frequently as this is a controversial problem. An anonymous source shared, “I believe that nothing at this school is truly yours. If you have a scooter or a bike here, you should expect it to be taken if it isn’t locked up. It’s easy for students to pick up scooters and ride them where they need to go.”

However, the continuous stream of e-mails that are sent out to BulletinBoard indicate a problem. These are no longer titled “stolen bike” but instead use catchy phrases like “Bruins tickets!!!”

Tri-varsity captain and floor

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Borrowing is certainly an ongoing issue that Holderness has struggled with for years, so what will it take for it to stop?

I believe that it will take some initiative from the bicycle, longboard, and scooter owners. A small purchase of a lock and the small trouble of locking it will guarantee its safety and prevent “borrowing.”

But this is by no means the type of community we want to live in, where we must lock all of our belongings and bikes, but it is a necessary step in building the trust within the Holderness community to where it needs to be.

Volume 9, Issue 3

Halloween 2013

By Minh Tran

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The Picador World News Monday’s Terrorist Attack on Tiananmen Square Kills Five occupants died. Two other people, including a woman from the Philippines, were killed.

By Linh Le ’15 On Monday, there was a terrorist attack in Tiananmen Square, Beijing, China. Five suspects were detained. The attack was carefully planned; five people died and many were hurt.

After ten hours, all of the suspects were cloistered. They were identified as Moodyanberg Verhul, Gulinal Tohtiyazi, Butennnat Abdulkadir, Yusup Akomati, and Yusup Gomlyazi. The suspects have been accused of planning an attack in which a Jeep crashed

Police reported that they found gasoline, two knives, and steel sticks “as well as a flag with radical religious content” in the cars.

into a guardrail on Jinshui Bridge, right across from the Forbidden City.

The Jeep was driven five hun-

dred meters, straight into a tourist walking path outside Tiananmen. The car hit many tourists before it caught on fire. All three of the Jeep’s

While no official statements have been released many believe the attack on China’s capital was carried out by China’s mostly Muslim Uighur minority who live in the western region of XinJiang Province.

World Sports Tommy Chau ’15 Soccer: On October 27, team Barcelona defeated their arch rival, Real Madrid, for the second time this year. According to ESPN, the Barcelona’s midfielders Xavi, Iniesta, and Fabregas had a marvelous performance over the Real’s middies Bale, Khedira, and Modric. However, the game could have been better if the referee had been a lot more accurate in his decision-making, especially after Ronaldo was pushed by Javier Mascherano in the 71st minute in the penalty-area; Real should have had a penalty kick. The game ended at 2-1 after 90 minutes of competition, and Barcelona extended their point difference with Real Madrid to 6 points after 10 rounds.

Tennis: The year 2013 was truly an awful year for the 17 Grand Slam champion, Roger Federer. Last week during the Basel Indoor Tournament final, Roger was defeated by his younger, long-time opponent, Juan Martin Del Potro. In spite of playing one of the best finals this year, Roger was not able to claim a last-minute victory in this tournament. Since he could not claim the victory, Roger’s chance of claiming a spot in the ATP World Tour Finals in November diminishes significantly; he will have to win the final ATP World Tour 1000 in Paris in order to secure adequate points.

F1: Sebastian Vettel officially became the 2013 Grand Prix champion for four years in a row after finishing first in the Indian Grand Prix on October 27. At the age of 26, Vettel became the youngest F1 driver to claim four consecutive championship titles. That means that he still has a lot of opportunities to claim more and more wins over the next couple of years; he may even break the seven championship title record held by Michael Schumacher. Vettel’s victory at the Indian Grand Prix not only brought himself a title but also brought the Red Bull racing team one. Well done, Sebastian Vettel!

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Volume 9, Issue 3 G o l d F o u n d i n t h e L e a v e s o f a E u c a l y p t u s Tr e e also so common that this technique for mineral exploration can be applied all across Australia. The trees can also be used to find other metals like zinc and copper.

By Henry Liu '15 In the Kalgoorlie region of western Australia, botanical biologists were studying eucalyptus trees when they made an unexpected discovery; there was gold in the leaves of the trees!

CSIRO scientists have just published their findings in the journal Nature Communications: “The eucalypt acts as a hydraulic pump – its roots extend tens of meters into the ground and draw up water containing gold,” explains CSIRO geochemist Dr. Mel Lintern. “As the gold is likely to be toxic to the plant, it’s moved to the leaves and branches where it can be released or shed to the ground.”

The Eucalyptus trees, in other words, draw up gold through

The gray dots in the Eucalyptus leaf are gold particles.

their root systems and deposit the gold in their leaves and branches. But before grabbing equipment to go prospecting for the gold in the trees, one should probably note that the “nuggets” are in fact only about one-fifth the diameter of a human hair.

However, this discovery provides a “golden” opportunity to start a search for the source of the gold. The eucalyptus trees act as eco-friendly, costeffective indicators for gold and can accurately tell us what’s going on below the surface. Eucalyptus trees are

Senior Editors Zihan Guo Celeste Holland Sarah Michel Lea Rice Junior Editors Parker Densmore Charles Harker Faculty Advisors Ms. Magnus Mr. Solberg Section Writers Joey Casey Tommy Chau Rachael Erhard Andrew Houx Becca Kelly Seo Jung Kim Linh Le Sookie Liddle

But if you’re planning to catch a flight to Australia to go gold prospecting, it is already too late; CSIRO researchers have already successfully discovered ore deposits across the region. And fortunately, their discoveries have not gone to waste. Their discoveries have provided a direct boost to the economy of Australia, and they themselves each probably have a pretty penny or two stashed away somewhere.

Henry Liu Connor Marien Caroline Mure So Min Park Katie Remien Allie Solms Stephen Wilk Contributing Writers Hope Heffernan Sasha Jones Liesl Magnus Contact Information Holderness School Chapel Lane P.O. Box 1879 Plymouth, NH 03245 Phone Number: 603.536.1257 Fax: 603.536.1267 Email: info@holderness.org

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The Picador Shooting Rabbits, Bouncing Pickles, and Other Ridiculous Laws Ahh, the things you can learn from the web! In between study sessions, ninth grader Liesl Magnus discovered a vast catalogue of ridiculous laws in states across the Union. Below is Part I for your reading pleasure. Be careful out there; you never know what you might get arrested for!

Alabama: It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Illinois: You may be arrested for homelessness if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

Alaska: In Juneau, owners of flamingos may not let their pets into barber shops.

Indiana: Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns, or swears shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.

Arizona: Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

Arkansas: The Arkansas River can rise no higher than the Main Street Bridge in Little Rock.

California: It is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.

Colorado: One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.

Connecticut: In order for a pickle to be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

Delaware: It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless you are carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

Florida: If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would be for a vehicle.

Georgia: No one may carry an ice cream cone in his or her back pocket if it is Sunday. (What about on Mondays?)

Hawaii: Coins are not allowed to be place in one’s ears.

Idaho: You may not fish from a camel’s back.

Iowa: A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.

Kansas: Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

Kentucky: One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

Louisiana: Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.”

Maine: You may not step out of a plane in flight.

Maryland: Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.

Massachusetts: No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Michigan: It is legal for robbers to file law suits if they get hurt in your house.

Minnesota: A person may not cross a state line with a duck atop his or her head.

Similarly, citizens may not enter Wisconsin with chickens on their heads.

Mississippi: In Tylertown, it is unlawful to shave in the center of Main Street.

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Volume 9, Issue 3 New England Sports Red Sox

By Joey Casey ’13 For the first time since 1918, Fenway Park saw the Red Sox win the World Series. Boston finished their magical season with a lopsided 6-1 win and closed out the Cardinals, the same team that they beat to end their 86-year championship drought in 2004.

The 2013 World Series exceeded expectations with competitive games and other firsts in the Fall Classic. After a blowout win in game one, the Red Sox dropped two games to the Cardinals. The second loss ended with a ridiculous obstruction call in which the Cardinal base runner tripped over Will Middlebrooks after an overthrow; he was automatically safe despite being thrown out at home. This was a first in the World Series. Then game four ended when, despite the Fox announcers’ criticism of first baseman Mike Napoli for holding on the runner with a two-run lead, Koji Uehara picked him off.

David Ortiz had an incredible series, hitting .733 heading into game six where he was walked four times, three of them intentionally. A clear choice for MVP, Ortiz not only dominated on the field, but led his teammates off it. In a tied game 4, with the Sox already down 2-1 in the series, Ortiz called together the entire team and gave them a pep talk. It worked as the Red Sox not only won that game, but the following two as well. “I was born for this,” he says, “This is the World Series. You don't get to this level every day.”

With the tragedy at the Boston Marathon back in April, this win meant more to the city than any championship in the past. When the city of Boston was down, we relied on the Red Sox to help us up, and they proved Wednesday night that they had our backs.

Thousands of fans flocked to the site of the bombings and the finish line to pay tribute after the final out was recorded.

Following a disastrous season the year before, it seemed as if only the players themselves truly believed that they could get to this point back in spring training. Those who stuck with them since day one have truly been vindicated. When Uehara’s son Kaz was asked how proud he was of his dad and the Red Sox, he simply said, “Good.” I think that all of Boston can agree: “This is our bleeping city.”

New England Patriots

By Drew Houx ’13 After a disappointing loss in New York, the Patriots were back in Foxboro against AFC East rival, the Miami Dolphins. Finding themselves down 17-3 after the first half, Belichick and his team turned it around, holding the Dolphins to a scoreless second half.

Offensively, Tom Brady found the connection that he had been missing in past weeks and was able to facilitate 24 second-half points. Stephen Gostkowski also had an outstanding week, putting two through the uprights. You can catch the Pats next week in Foxboro against the weak Pittsburgh Steelers.

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The Picador Catching Up on the Daily News in Alfond Library Made Easy environment allows for people to have a place to get their work done efficiently and effectively.

By Hope Heffernan ’15 Did you know that the Holderness School library has a periodicals section? It contains magazines and newspapers ranging from Sports Illustrated to Time Magazine, from Astronomy to Yoga Journal. Recently, this section of the library was reconfigured.

According to librarian Ms. Keitzman, the shelves were originally in an “E” shape; the bookshelves are now up against the wall. This new lay out allows for the variety of magazines to be seen at a quick glance. Ms. Keitzman says that more papers seem to be curled at the tips, revealing that they have indeed been read. An exciting aspect to this is that every week a new set of magazines comes in for people to read. The choices are endwith a lot more open space, the less! area seems to be a lot quieter Before this new formation was and has become a productive created, the back room use to place to study. be more crowded. But now There are tables, chairs, and

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One great aspect to this new formation is the light that floods into the periodicals section. Even during the morning, the huge windows in the back of the room allow for natural light to enter and illuminate the magazine displays.

The new formation of the periodicals section is a success! If you haven’t seen the new format or are looking to catch up on some daily news go check it out!

even some computers in the periodical section where people can sit and read the magazines while they are in the library. This quiet and spacious

Volume 9, Issue 3 Faculty Profile: Kelly Pope Yipee, Holderness School has five new faculty members! In each issue of The Picador this fall, we will take the time to introduce them to the Holderness community. This week it is Kelly Pope’s turn. After graduating from Bowdoin College with a Bachelor’s degree in Spanish in 2012, Ms. Pope worked as a team leader for Soccer Without Borders. At Holderness Ms. Pope has been teaching Spanish, coaching girls’ varsity soccer, and living in Pfenninger Dormitory. Thank you , Hope Heffernan and Sasha Jones, for taking the time to interview her.

Q: How do you like living in Pfenni?

Q: Where do you see yourself in five years?

A: Life in Pfenni is never boring. The girls always provide a good laugh or a good life chat.

A: I don't like to think too hard about the future; I like to live in the moment.

Q: What is your favorite holiday?

Q: What was your college experience like at Bowdoin?

A: Thanksgiving. I love spending time with my family, and the A: I loved it. It is in a great location with a great balance between academics and athletics. Fun fact: I was in a theatre class food is never a let down. with Mr. Negroponte.

Q: What do you like about Holderness thus far?

Q: What is your biggest pet peeve?

A: I enjoy living and working in a tight-knit community. I always feel supported and challenged.

A: Bad listeners. (Very quick response) Q: Did you always think you would be a Spanish teacher?

A: I always knew I wanted to pursue a career that included Spanish, and I wanted to keep soccer a part of my life so this was a great combination.

Q: What quote do you find inspirational?

A: “Fall down seven times and stand up eight.” — Ancient Japanese proverb Q: Would you rather fast forward into the future or go back to your past?

A: I would rather go back to the past. I am a fairly nostalgic person, and there are many points in my life that I would love to relive.

Q: Would you rather die today or life forever?

A: I would rather die. Living forever would take away the thrill and excitement of life.

We asked Ms. Pope's team and unofficial best friends, the ladies of the girls' varsity soccer team, to describe Ms. Pope in one word. They came up with the following: Bomb Digity Electrifying Chill

Ferocious

Claustrophobic

Coach

Legit

Hashtag

Fun

Angelic

Competitive

Eloquent Deep Popular Asombrosa Volcanic

Effusive Erinaceous Motivational Page 9

The Picador Entertainment What the United States is Currently Listening To:                 

Royals – Lorde Roar -- Katy Perry Wrecking Ball -- Miley Cyrus Wake Me Up -- Avicii Hold On, We’re Going Home (ft. Majid Jordan) -- Drake The Fox –Ylvis Rap God — Eminem Holy Grail (ft. Justin Timberlake) – Jay-Z Applause -- Lady Gaga Blurred Lines (ft. Pharrel & T.I.) – Robin Thicke Summertime Sadness (Cedric Gervais Remix) – Lana Del Rey Demons – Imagine Dragons Safe And Sound – Capital Cities Counting Stars — One Republic That’s My Kind of Night – Luke Bryant Let Her Go – Passenger Gorilla – Bruno Mars

What Holderness is Listening To:                    

Opening Reception: November 1st, 6-8pm

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The Fox – Ylvis Shake That (ft. Nate Dogg) – Eminem Hip to be Square -- Huey Lewis and The News Stayin’ Alive – Bee Gees Any and everything from Glee Concerto for Four Violins – Vivaldi All Me – Drake Let Her Go – Passenger 5:15 – The Who My Chain – Logic Life’s For the Living – Passenger Charlie Boy – The Lumineers Without You (ft. T.E.E.D.) – Dillon Francis Hold on ‘Til May – Pierce the Veil Royals – Lorde Cosmic Girl - Jamiroquai Lost in My Mind – The Head and the Heat Chinese Food – Alison Gold Still Got it – Tyga & Drake Don’t Sit Down ‘Cause I’ve Moved Your Car – Arctic Monkeys Top of the World – Naomi & Goro

In and Out Katie Remien ’15 and Rachael Erhard ’14

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IN:

OUT:

 Hand Sanitizer  Walking

 The Plague

 Costumes  Early Apps  Rebecca Begley in the net  Hypothermia

 Dress Code

 Borrowing  Late Nights  Rebecca Begley hitting net  Global Warming

Volume 9, Issue 3 Horoscopes

By Caroline Mure ’14 and Sookie Liddle ’14 Libra (September 23-October 22): While much of what you hear on a day-to-day basis is nonsense, there may be some words of wisdom mixed in. Take the time to listen.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Rumors that you heard in your dorm are upsetting to you, and they are affecting your daily life. Fortunately, the dust will settle, and that information will soon be old news, so don’t stress. Tomorrow will be a better day.

and embrace the challenges they present.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You will soon dig up the one missing piece of evidence that has been keeping you from breaking this case. It could be romantic or school related but all the pieces will fit together very soon.

but you’re feeling nervous about sharing it. Take a deep breath and be yourself; your friends will love that you’re showing them a new side of you.

Taurus (April 20--May 20): You’ve been very affectionate lately; people love your warm and positive attitude. Keep ‘em smiling!

Leo (July 23--August 22): You have always been a very predictable person, and there is nothing wrong with that!

Some people may complain about your routines, but they are what make you you. Stick to your routines.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): You have been doing a good job of staying organized this year, in Aquarius (January 20-Gemini (May 21--June 21): classes and in your dorm, but February 18): You need to be Conflict is present in your life lately you have been slipping. more aware of your effect on right now, but at the end of the Don’t fall behind on your oryour peers, because it’s easier day, you’ll find out that it was ganizational strategies, even to offend them than you think. silly and petty and not worth though others may be doing so much energy. Try to keep Sagittarius (November 22-Pisces (February 19--March just fine without them.

December 21): The little things in perspective and avoid 20): You’ve been very critical things in life may be annoying getting caught up in the drama lately. Lighten up and tone it you, so much so that you have around you. down on the negative comstarted blocking them out. It ments; your honesty could be Cancer (June 22--July 22): might feel as if the details are You’re being quite the inteloffending someone. dragging you down, but they lect this week. Keep up your are in fact keeping you Aries (March 21--April 19): philosophical inquiries begrounded. Renew your aware- You have something about cause your peers love hearing ness of the little things in life which you’re very passionate, your unique opinions.

Overheards Collected by Parker Densmore ’15 Please email pdensmore@holderness.org if you hear anything that you think should be shared.  I think I’d make a really bad parent, so I am just getting a bunch of dogs.  Is Chicago in Michigan or St. Louis?  I think this school should have a random flash mob policy.  I feel like you could put me in a blender, and I would be less than 8 gallons.  I'm probably about as smart as an octopus.  I wasn’t sure if it was my thing or the apple.  This place is a sweaty place.  This is how bananas eat monkeys.  I got a 4.4 on the beep test, so I'm going to have 44 pieces of candy.

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The Picador

Top 10 Things to Do at Holderness School in the Fall

By Lea Rice ’14 7. Use a Big Cup Before They All Disappear for the Winter

1. Play the Name Game 2. Watch a Football Game From the Hill

8. Either Participate as an Athlete or a Fan in the Fall Flag Football Game

3. Go on a Sunset Hike Up Rattlesnake 4. Buy Something Cozy From the Thrift Store

9. Make S'mores at the Fire Pit

5. Find Some Leaves to Jump Into

10. Give a Senior a Hug...They're Stressed

6. Get Painted at the Tabor Day Bonfire

Six Feet Under Anonymous The first time you told me, You said it hurt enough to make The tears well up in your eyes, But not enough to make them Roll down your cheeks.

You said “It felt like relief,” And I said “Relief from what?”

The next time, you said “It doesn’t even hurt anymore.”

And then it became such a natural occurrence that you Stopped bringing it up.

I didn’t understand.

When I found the courage to ask, You said you felt like The background noise To someone else’s life.

I hoped it wasn’t mine.

We talked about dreams, And you said if what they say is true, That death is just an eternal sleep, Then you didn’t think it would be so bad.

You wouldn’t mind dreaming forever.

I asked why you were so scared of living.

You said because death is less pressure.

Because death is Instant.

You said dying is what lasts a lifetime.

It’s the part where you suffer Where you ache but Death.

Death is no longer than a single breath.

I cried and told you You’re stronger than your weakest thought, Braver than your doubts, More beautiful than your flaws, And everything you think you’re not, You’re so much more.

I begged you to let me save you.

You said “No one can.”

I was not even remotely close to good enough for you, and it was Immensely disappointing.

But sometimes we don’t realize How important we are to someone Until we get to sit In a green canvas chair As they’re lowered Six feet under.