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Dear Comrade s, As I am sure yo u are all alread y aware, the re by now we are cent behaviour mostly used to of the Honi So their odd worki state has deteri it editors has be ng hours, flambo orated further. en erratic to sa yant disguises, Suffice to say, I y the least. Altho an d ra ha m ve ugh pa gr nt av alcoholism, it ap e concerns for I cannot accoun the sanity of th pears their men t for such a mar e tal ed itorial team. ked change in th heard terse mut eir interactions terings from th with the staff an eir office for so psychosis. I’ve d office bearers, me time now. T had the casewor other than to sa he entire group se kers psychoanal delusion of gran y that I have ems to be suffer yse the editoria deur and a star in g from some so l team and it ap tling sense of pe rt of paranoid pe ar s they are afflic rsecution. Several of them ted with both a are now using baffling mirrors to chec Smith attemptin k around corner g to erect an im s while inside th provised explos Messrs Koziol e office. This af ive device in th and O’Doherty ternoon I witne e corridor. Thank seem to believe ssed Ms Marks respectively. fully I interven they are the mod ed before she co ern-day incarnat uld arm it. ions of Rupert Murdoch and Jo Their volatile be hn Laws, haviour is begi nn in g stress, trauma, to affect the wel or beach-relate fare of everyone d leave need on within the orga know this as R ly ask. We have nisation. Anyon emembrance D Melbourne Cup e who requires ay) coming up, D additional ay so an if you just wan d Fuck John Ker I apologise that t to r Day (some of ta ke the whole fo I have not been you may rtnight off, that able to curtail what exactly is ’s fine too. their derangem motivating thei en t to a greater ex r lunacy all I ca wires and the pu tent, but until w n ask is that yo nji pit in the ba e more clearly u m aintain constant throom. understand vigilance. Specif Solidarity foreve ically, watch ou r, t for trip Phoebe Drake Student Represe ntative

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Our Wentworth, Darlington, Of a misguided an fice on Februa ti-Honi group ry 29, 2012, ad has been plotti vised that editorial team ng to overthrow th and to destroy our beloved pu e current group believes blication. In that in overth te ll ro igence says th editorial poli wing the paper is cy. they might forc e a change in On the basis of this intellig ence, I took th covert operat ives througho e pre-emptive ut step of deploy th you earlier bu e University. ing t, as you are My apologies fo no w all aware, I r not consulti infiltrated th feared that a ng e editorial te double agent ma am. It happens I also placed y ha in each of you un ve movies all the der surveillan time. As such, compromised. ce. Thankfully I think. , we have not been As you are all aware, on Marc h 14, 2012, ou the University r confidential of Sydney Unio source within n (USU) obtain indicated that ed a top-secret someone was pl communiquĂŠ th ot 19, 2012, the ting to destab at USU learnt of ilise the publ th ication. On Ma e intelligence fortunately th rch breach and la e identity of unched an offe our informant diplomatic st nsive; was not reveal andoff confir ed. The ensuin med my suspicio overthrow the g ns that a wide publication wa spread conspi s already in pr ra cy to ogress. Our informants advise that th e potential en many and vari ed. Given the emies of the pu multi-faceted blication are have been unab na ture of the te le to definiti rrorist threat vely determin insurgency. , we e the mastermi nd behind the planned An informant close to a smal l, but well-res advised that a ourced, anti-H splinter grou oni group has p most certainl weapons, whil y has chemical e another has an re d biological po source within rtedly routin ely engaged in the University torture. Our administration publication se has advised th curity may exte at the threat nd to the high to est echelons of campus. This dossier co ntains the inte as well as deta lligence gath ered about our iled reports on enemies to date our counter-in and the offens , telligence, es ive options av ailable to us. pionage effort s, This report is being classifi ed top secret vital to the se because it cont curity of Honi ains informat Soit. ion Yours gravely,

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after his exth Agent Donger wi d te uc nd co w of an intervie ed transcript This is an edit traction. r 24, 2012. dnesday, Octobe We , m. p. 19 8. Begins Agent Donger. G): Welcome back (J w Go ck Ja f r faggot? Editor-in-Chie about ya hipste g in lk ta u yo are ? What the fuck D): Agent Donger Agent Donger (A undiminished– to character is nt me it mm co ur JG: I see yo cking on about? What are you fu ough, we have AD: Character? pressive, but en im is n io at on of your impers t the fidelity JG: I must admi s– an much to discus e-cave you call re in this sham he ’ in do I’m at the fuck you explain wh AD: How about in’ face in? smash your fuck I re fo be , ce offi me one moment. JG: Uh… Excuse

turns with T. the room. He re es av le JG e ing whil Break in record wasn’t ready– he, I mean, she, , en pp ha d ul this wo T: I warned you ow T– You already kn er, forgive me. ng Do t en Ag ! ol d fo JG: Quiet you ol col? You wait g back to Colin go I u am en d bag? Wh so fucked. Do yo l and you are ! Who is this ol se do I un Co ck or fu ni ke Se AD: Li is, he is a hears about th is? until my father for kidnapping y ximum penalt ma e th at wh know nalty is? the maximum pe at wh ow kn u kidn- Do yo er, you weren’t JG: Agent Dong s that shit? d sack who know sa a nd ki e th I look like ver AD: Fuck no! Do scued – your co ege, you were re ll co om fr d pe kidnap er, you weren’t JG: Agent Dong mised. unless you’re had been compro ” and “cover” – es cu es “r t ou ab ue what s keep talking ve a fuckin’ cl ck do you cunt then I don’t ha on ti si AD: Why the fu po ng eldi my preferred fi talking about t! ou ab ing on youse are bang u training– er, remember yo JG: Agent Dong than I so much worse lping! This is he t no re u’ yo , T: Shut up Jack imagined… er ev ve ha d coul ? d bitch crying n, why’s the ol ai br gfa Oi : AD T: Arundhati– AD: Bless you!

t get her back, o long! We can’ to er ov rc de un was T: Oh God, she t her back! ge t n’ ca Jack. We ve nger, do you ha gether! Agent Do to it ep is ke th T, e ke colleg JG: For God’s sa r to attending your life prio of on ti ec ll co any re year? ol, beatings– : boarding scho do I se ur co Of AD: e’s gone. JG: Dear God, sh


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It’s not looki ng good. I have just bee n notified th at the 3rd Ib Lepers’ has is regiment, been found ma ‘The Flying ssacred on th e fields of Vi ctoria Park. In scenes re miniscent of what I vaguel Somme to be li y remember th ke, our Ibis e Battle of th Dr e on e pr ototypes were dismembered discovered and decaying amidst the co ld grass. It is believ ed that the si gnificant we being carrie ight of the ar d by the Ibis maments es has caused the earth. Th them to plun ge downward ose who surv into ived the init alive by merc ial fall were enaries we ex then slowly eaten pect to have Ibises attem been sent by pted to claw th e Bull as the their way ba ck to the safe ty of the Law lawns. I’ve attache d my best faci al composite, pulling all th but I think we e strings on know who is th is on e. We must find ‘no-man’s la ways to brea nd’ between ch the ourselves an d USU headqu arters. The Victoria Park massacre has impacted and they are on the morale losing sight of the Ibises of their grea , survivor of ter purpose. the 3rd regi Th er e was a sole ment, Ibis no . 142. A Unio smashing quot n Board memb a in the May er after elections, 14 heavily from 2 was found da an Eastern Av ze d and drinking enue puddle in morning, a si the early ho ght not fit fo ur s of this r his fellow Ibises to be hold. The final in sult came la ter today when office receiv our Wentwort ed the head of h, Darlington Ib is no . 14 great concer 2. Hi s di sappearance n to us. Alon had been of g with his pa rtially-deca didn’t even give him a cl pitated head ean death! Da (they mn them! Damn came a bloodthem all to he stained note , that only sa ll!) id: “If your Ibis es will blot out the sun, then we will fight in the shade.” This cryptic message carrie s with it a si ignore any lo gnal of inte nger. The ti nt that we ca me has come to nnot our anger. I strike them have commiss do wn an d gi ve into ioned the us e of your weap and we will be ons in our eff deploying th orts, e geneticall name: ‘free y-modified Ib the paedos’) is Dr on es (c in a campus-w odeide purge of our enemies. Tonight, we drink to the lost, Q


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in people loitering f o Lots shirts stern d e r colou ps on Ea the u in gro . What is e Avenu g of this? nt le in mean ion? A vio st u ut p? M k Revol u o c ry ec milita ber to ch m . reme as supplies g tear To:

are and s d i a re ir r g mo t. I e h n T in om reque ow c e b e f w h can r mo t kno er I m ' ' g don h lon m. I e c mu de th t of y've u eva ing o s. The ars n t run g spo and e n i My creators have hid eyes re. got rywhe turned on me. eve It seems I am no longer of use to them. They say they want to 'talk ' to me; they're 'concerned'. I know better.

Another close call last night, luckily I know this campus like the back of my hand. I am one with the campus. I am the campus.

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Report: lly misses, we have fina After weeks of near r. We tracked him down terminated Agent Sami ers shed base in the raft to his newly establi SF SU ed iev bel is plex: it of the Arena Gym com se c to his misguided cau insurgents sympatheti his Upon notification of were harbouring him. a crack squad of our whereabouts we sent as to ound the complex so finest agents to surr . not evade us once again ensure that he would r contained the perimete Having successfully ted the building. Once Honi agents infiltra Arena olent resistance from inside, they faced vi ns as the staff and patro Gym members, as well y em ng neutralised the en of Ralph’s Café. Havi ere to enter The Ledge wh threat, they proceeded t Samir desperately they discovered Agen ugh s way to freedom. Thro attempting to climb hi ni Ho executed manoeuvres, a series of precisely s hi tangle Agent Samir in agents managed to en pe was nt. From here, his ro own climbing equipme ting to do the rest, resul cut and gravity left oses, all intents and purp in a death that, for lysed, tragic accident. Para will be considered a his nuine paralysis from both with fear and ge st words were: “Tell fall, Agent Samir’s la loathed him.” Roger, I always lo-

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The Hit List Priority Killings “The Reporters” Rafi Alam Bryant Apolonio Gareth Austin Lucy Bradshaw Ben Brooks Christopher J. Browne Natasha Burrows Jackson Busse Adam Chalmers Max Chalmers Elodie Cheesman Cindy Chong Matt Clarke Michael Coutts Kade Denton Fabian Di Lizia Felix Donovan James Ellis Angus Farrell Kate Farrell Nick Findlater Jim Fishwick Eleanor Gordon-Smith

Felicity Nelson

Patrick Byrnes

Fiona Hoang

Flynn Murphy

Melody Teh

Rob North

Cameron Caccamo

Catherine Holden

Laura Murphy-Oates

Zachary Thompson

Sean O’Grady

Dom Campbell

Lauren Hunter

Sam Murray

Lucas Tooth

Maddie Parker

Louise Carey-White

Zara Jackson-Martin

Lawrence Muskitta

Alessandro Tuniz

Andrew Passarello

Danielle Chiaverini

Melanie Jayne

Tim Neumann

Yitzi Tuvel Benjamin Veness

Justin Pen

Alexandra Christie

Leah Jean

Jake Nicol

Angus Reoch

Steph Clark

Jessica Jeffrey

Elliot Nolan

Michael Visontay

Erin Rooney

Madeleine Clarke

Grace Johns

Kate O’Brien

Winsome Walker

Nick Rowbotham

Arabella Close

Jehan Kanga

Nathan Olivieri

Donherra Walmsley

Hannah Ryan

James Colley

Swa Kaushik

Annabel Osborn

Tara Waniganayaka

Lane Sainty

Isabelle Cox

Eleonora Kazantzis

Lucia Osborne-Crowley

Ben Winsor

Sertan Saral

Shaun Crowe

John Keane

Alex Parissi

Matt Withers

Nick Simone

Jack D’Arcy

Miles Kellerman

Alexander Peters

Jeff Wong

Miranda Smith

Lovelle D’Souza

Freia Kirkaldy

Madeleine Pfull

Alice Workman

Reuben Stone

Giovanni D’Urso

Nick Kraegen

Diana Pham

Blythe Worthy

Che-Marie Trigg

Erima Dall

Stella Ktenas

Thomas Poberezny-Lynch

Samantha Wright

Nina Ubaldi

Luke Dassaklis

Kitty-Jean Laginha

Mariana Podesta-Diverio

Annie Wylie

Michaela Upton

John Dawson

Stephanie Langridge

Andrew Potter

Zhiming Yu

Joseph Wang

Gayda De Mesa

Ben Lau

David Potter

Elena Zagoudis

Lucy Watson

Chiarra Dee

Tom Lawrence

Eve Radunz

Margaret Zhang

Dominic Wilcox

Avani Dias

Ada Lee

Astha Rajvanshi

Zanda Wilson

Curtis Dickson

Sam Lewin

Emily Rayers

Catrina Yu

Rochelle Diver

Nathan Li

Julia Readett

Daniel Zwi

Caitlin Doyle

Woon Kwee Benjamin Lim

Bro Reveleigh

Ella Alexander

Joel Einstein

David Mack

Nick Richardson

Peta Borella

Matthew Endacott

Ciaran Magee

Drew Rooke

Ronny Chen

James Evans

Patrick Massarani

Anthony Sarks

Michael de Waal

Nicholas Fahy

Mason McCann

Tim Scriven

Phoebe Drake

Morgaine Fairall

Abigail McCarthy

Sharanya Sekaram

Sam Farrell

Gabby Florek

Thomas McClintock

Em Sharp

Brigitte Garozzo

John Francis

Nathan McDonnell

Katherine Sherrie

Jeremy Leith

Annaliese Gale

Dominic McNeil

Xiaoran Shi

Tim Matthews

Morgan Gardiner

Paul Meo

Eric Shi

Eleanor Morley

John Gooding

Phoebe Miley-Dyer

Rebecca Simpson

Leo Nelson

Robert Grigor

Omayma Mohamed

Cameron Smith

KayJing Ng

David Gunther

Sam Molloy

Shelley Smith

David Pink

Arghya Gupta

Phoebe Moloney

Jozefa Sobski

Tom Raue

Laura Hanlon

Edwin Montoya-Zorilla

Michael Spence

Abe the Dog

John Harding-Easson

Elizabeth Mora

Josh Sprake

Armen Aghazarian

Misha Hardwick

Bernadette Morabito

Erin Stewart

Karen Chau

William Harris

Rob Morrison

Genevieve Stewart

Jacqui Munro

Tom Harris-Brassil

Zoe Morse

Clare Sullivan

Dylan Parker

Bianca Healey

Vivienne Moxham-Hall

Nick Sunderland

Todd Pinkerton

Michael Hing

Thomas Murphy

Imogen Szumer

Max Schintler

Flora Grant

Civilian Targets “The Contributors”

Darcy Gray

Adam Adelpour

Raihana Haidary

Alisha Aitken-Radburn

William Haines Aran Hirsch Patrick Horton

Tenaya Alattas Rebecca Alchin Fahad Ali

Cale Hubble

Rebecca Allen

Joseph Istiphan

Tim Anderson

Neha Kasbekar

Dan Barabas

Madeleine King

Kimberley Barrett

Josh Krook

Katherine Bartley

Michael Leadbetter Victoria Lui Brad Mariano Sorcha McGee

Megan Batcheldor Tommy Berne Rob Boncardo Anna Boucher

Patrick Morrow

Alice Brandli

David Mulligan

Nai Brooks

Jack Nairn

Poppy Burnett

Virat Nehru

Collateral Damage “The SRC”



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