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Street Snacks 14 January Feature

Conchal Gauntlet! 20 Community

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Editorial “NEW YEAR” 2017” A fresh start, a new beginning. 365 days of opportunity exist for us to grab onto and do all we can.

Some make resolutions to make changes, some go with the flow as they say here “Pura Vida”.

We all have our own methods of dealing with life and all that it offers. As you reflect over the past year, smile at the good things, don’t repeat the bad and remember peace is what we strive for in our corner of the world we call paradise. Do what you love and be around the people that build you up. It makes those that try to tear you down insignificant.

Take a moment and think about your friends, also remember those we lost, both people and pets, send up a thought or prayer for them in their name.

Costa Rica is a great place to live and enjoy, the opportunities are endless. This is truly the wild frontier. Opening our eyes to opportunities. Doing what we love makes this area thrive, and a very interesting place for the people that live here, and those coming here to experience what we now might take for granted. It always amazes me the creative people that I meet all around especially at the Farmers Markets; Tamarindo on Saturday mornings and La Paz School on Wednesday afternoons. These people are doing what they love and really add to our community.

The tourist season this year is going to be very busy. By all the indications of the airline and hotel bookings, we will be inundated with people from all over the world wanting to experience the beauty, culture and lifestyle of Costa Rica.

We finally launched our new improved website. www.howlermag.com. Now read your favorite articles online, then like and share! We have many exciting plans for both the online and printed magazine. We hope you are noticing the changes thus far and are enjoying them. You may have noticed this month “January/Feb” on the cover. This has been done because working on a time line schedule in Costa Rica that is not inherently strict on timing (mañana). This change will allowing us some flexibility to make sure our clients content and messages are not cut due to a delay in production.

Feel free to contact us and let us know what you like and what you’d like to see for the Howler Magazine. We are dedicated to help our community prosper.

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iscover a “Paradise on Earth”, along the majestic, smoking, volcano, Rincon de la Vieja in northwest Costa Rica, at Blue River Resort & Hot Springs. Only here, on the north side of the park, is a lush rainforest with striking crater views, sparkling blue rivers and “natural mineral green” hot springs. Experience the ultimate combination of relaxation and adventure.

Sleep in large cabanas or arrange a 1-day Eco-adventure tour. At the hotel soak in 3 hot springs pools; swim in Rio Azul, a real blue river, and the 2 freshwater pools with a bullet waterslide. Wander the Botanical Gardens with 700 varietals, fish, turtle and caiman lagoons, hummingbird and bird sanctuaries and more; enjoy a natural mud bath and sit in the sauna inside the gardens, between the hot springs and freshwater creeks; rise early for the Butterfly Gardens to watch hundreds of them released at the farm. Indulge in a spa treatment; exercise in the gym; view the many exotic animals, like sloths and toucans; pet miniature horses and donkeys; plus, much more.

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Added to all those activities at the resort, are Eco-adventure tours into the spectacular jungle, and most are on site and nearby. Horseback (or be driven) to the spectacular blue river, Penjamo and Grand Waterfalls for dips and nature walks. The Zip Lining and Tarzan Swing follows 10 long lines criss-crossing waterfalls and the blue river. For the adventurous, Water Tube along the Rio Azul, rated by one travel writer as the best in Central America. Try your hand at River Rafting, rated by the tour guides as 2nd best in Costa Rica. The newest Eco-adventure is Dino Park, with 30 life-size moving dinosaurs that have returned to the Costa Rican jungle! Life in this region of Costa Rica is truly rustic and visitors will appreciate visiting a real dairy farm to experience their lifestyle and perhaps, milk a cow.

Just 90 minutes from Liberia International Airport, or about an hour from Liberia, this authentic Costa Rica experience is available only at Blue River Resort & Hot Springs, the perfect blend of creature comfort, adventure and tranquility. See why so many guests return again and again.

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Street Snacks a rundown of Costa Rica’s festival

BY GENNA MARIE

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hen you see workers setting up the local bullring, you know the fiestas are rolling into town and with them, the Costa Rican street food vendors. Here are some of the typical street foods you’ll almost definitely catch a whiff of around the bullring and the carnival rides.

CHORREADAS These are delicious Costa Rican corn pancakes served warm. They usually come with fresh natilla – or sour cream – and they are one of the country’s culinary claims-to-fame.

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ARROZ CANTONES Costa Rican fried rice was introduced by the large Chinese immigrant population, but became so popular that it is now considered one of the country’s typical foods. There is something in it for everyone: ham, chicken, shrimp, pork. For vegetables, most recipes call for scallions, celery, bean sprouts, and sweet peppers; and don’t forget the soy sauce, which gives it its color.

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Fun Fact:

In 2013, 52 chefs and 20 assistants, representing 35 restaurants, went down in the Guinness Book of World Records for largest plate of fried rice. The plate weighed 1.3 tons, and was created in celebration of Chinese New Year.

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PUPUSAS Pupusas hail from El Salvador, but you can find street vendors cooking up these corn tortillas filled with pork, cheese and refried beans at almost all fresh food markets and fiestas throughout Costa Rica. They are usually served with spicy cabbage fermented in vinegar.

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ELOTE CON MANTEQUILLA Corn on the cob. This one is pretty Self-explanatory.

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Chicharrones are downright delicious. There are two varieties: crunchy and not crunchy. The crunchy kind are made from the skin, and people either love them or hate them. The meaty kind is made of delectable pork meat.

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CHURROS

A decadent dessert made of fried bread coated in sugar. They are kind of like funnel cakes, but even more amazing.

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ENYUCADOS These are very similar to empanadas, but cooked with yucca flour instead of corn or wheat flour. They can be stuffed with anything from chicken and vegetables to pulled beef and cheese. Enyucados are delicious hot pockets of meaty, cheesy goodness.

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PINCHOS Meat on a stick.

8 GRANIZADOS Granizados are Costa Rican snow cones.

Men in little carts walk around putting shaved ice smothered in sugary syrup, along with powdered and condensed milk, into little cups.

These frozen treats are a popular way to cool off and escape the Guanacaste heat at the beach.

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Running the Conchal

GAUNTLET!

BY JOHN LAHOUD JR.

That was until one fateful Sunday when I got cocky and learned that even the best fall in sometimes. I was cruising along in some tire tracks and about to hit the water crossing when I came to the edge and realized that yesterday’s easy 2 foot drop off was now chest high, I panicked and hit the brakes only to fall hood first into the drainage and bury the front end of my $35k Montero sport into the sand. No one or nothing was hurt but my pride. Then I realized the tide was coming in and would need some assistance asap!

There were little ripples slapping my tires, but in an hour or so my whole front end would be emerged in salt water.

Plus, I didn’t have insurance for stupidity. So, I swallowed my pride and hit up the local pirate tow crew and asked for help. It was like a scene from the 80’s movie: “Vacation”.

I asked them how much it costs for a little help and they slowly looked around, knowing they had me good, and said: “How much you got!”

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ne of the coolest things to do in our area is to take day trips to the beach with friends and family, grab some ceviche and a cooler of ice cold Imperials! Playa Conchal is one of the finest day trips you’ll ever take and is a must see for any newcomers to our area.

Conchal is famous for the crystal clear water and its local vendors who offer everything a vacationer could want.

There is, however, a local beach crossing of about 200 yards know as the gauntlet, that is a sandy 4x4 crossing that can be downright treacherous in the rainy season. In the middle you have to hit the drainage ditch just right or you’ll be stuck and at the mercy of the local tow companies.

After many years of witnessing various trappings, a few locals started bringing souped up Jeeps and Troopers with tow ropes. They would set up camp on the edge and let you pass into the gauntlet, with a front wheel drive rental car, without warning and then promptly come to the rescue for a handsome fee. It was all good to me as I had a 4x4 and had run the gauntlet many times without getting stuck.

I would take friends and clients on the run to show my prowess and local knowledge of the area.

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So I appealed to their good nature and gave them some beers and promptly negotiated an $80 fee. This is where the fun started, as their old rickety Jeep and frayed rope line were no match for my buried Montero. To add more excitement, there was another crew so I made it a competition! All I can say is it was fun to watch! They were digging and pulling and pushing to no avail, and time was running out. So I had to pull out my ace in the hole.

I had recently hired a backhoe to clear a friends lot in Pirates Bay, so I called Fulvio and told him I needed a miracle and fast. To my amazement, and breaking all tico time Sunday rules, he appeared just in the nick of time to pull my baby to safety. It turns out he was at the other end of the beach and had parked the backhoe at a bar right where he was hanging out with the family. Needless to say it cost me a few hundred to pay him off and give the tow boyz a few bucks. The car was saved and a valuable lesson learned. So let this be a warning to all, make sure you check the daily tide sand conditions before you try and run the gauntlet!

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High Tides

Low Tides

10:51am-0.07’ 11:08pm-0.76’

MON 16

6:00am 5:37pm

9:21am MS 9:38pm MR

5:23am-9.50’ 5:54pm-9.51’

11:34am-(-)0.56’ 11:59pm-0.20’

5:20am-8.83’ 5:49pm-8.77’

11:29am-0.14’ 12:09pm-0.29’

TUE 17

6:01am 5:38pm

10:03am MS 10:26pm MR

6:11am-9.01’ 6:40pm-9.14’

12:17pm-(-)0.10’

10:02am 10:17pm

6:00am-8.62’ 6:31pm-8.75’

12:09pm-0.29’

WED 18

6:01am 5:38pm

10:45am MS 11:13pm MR

6:57am-8.42’ 7:28pm-8.69’

12:47am-0.62’ 1:02pm-0.45’

5:57am 5:31pm

10:47am 11:10pm

6:44am-8.35’ 7:15pm-8.69’

12:34am-0.85’ 12:51pm-0.48’

THU 19

6:01am 5:39pm

11:25am MS 11:59pm MR

7:47am-7.82’ 8:16pm-8.22’

1:35am-1.08’ 1:48pm-1.04’

THU 5

5:58am 5:32pm

11:34am MR

7:34am-8.06’ 8:05pm-8.62’

1:22am-0.95’ 1:39pm-0.71’

FRI 20

6:01am 5:39pm

12:06pm MS

8:39am-7.27’ 9:08pm-7.82’

2:27am-1.51’ 2:38pm-1.59’

FRI 6

5:58am 5:32pm

12:03am MS 12:22pm MR

8:30am-7.80’ 9:01pm-8.58’

2:16am-1.05’ 2:31pm-0.93’

SAT 21

6:01am 5:40pm

12:45am 12:48pm

9:37am-6.86’ 10:04pm-7.55’

3:23am-1.83’ 3:32pm-2.02’

SAT 7

5:58am 5:33pm

12:59am MS 1:12pm MR

9:32am-7.65’ 10:03pm-8.63’

3:16am-1.08’ 3:33pm-1.07’

SUN 22

6:01am 5:40pm

1:32am 1:31pm

10:39am-6.66’ 11:02pm-7.46’

4:23am-1.97’ 4:32pm-2.27’

SUN 8

5:58am 5:33pm

1:56am MS 2:05pm MR

10:38am-7.69’ 11:07pm-8.80’

4:22am-0.98’ 4:37pm-1.08’

MON 23

6:01am 5:40pm

1:20am 2:16pm

11:41am-6.70’ 11:58pm-7.56’

5:23am-1.91’ 5:32pm-2.30’

MON 9

5:58am 5:33pm

2:56am MS 3:02pm MR

11:46am-7.94’

5:28am-0.71’ 5:43pm-0.92’

TUE 24

6:01am 5:41pm

3:08am 3:04pm

12:37pm-6.94’

6:19am-1.67’ 6:28pm-2.12’

TUE 10

5:59am 5:34pm

3:58am MS 4:01pm MR

12:11am-9.09’ 12:38pm-8.36’

6:30am-0.30’ 6:47pm-0.61

WED 25

6:01am 5:41pm

3:58am 3:53pm

12:50am-7.80’ 1:27pm-7.31’

7:09am-1.30’ 7:20pm-1.80’

WED 11

5:59am 5:35pm

4:59am MS 5:02pm MR

1:11am-9.44’ 1:46pm-8.84’

7:30am-(-)0.5’ 7:47pm-0.26’

THU 26

6:01am 5:42pm

4:47am 4:44pm

1:36am-8.12’ 2:11pm-7.75’

7:53am-0.89’ 8:04pm-1.39’

THU 12

6:00am 5:35pm

5:59am MS 6:02pm MR

2:05am-9.76’ 2:40pm-9.30’

8:24am-(-)0.57’ 8:43pm-(-)0.06’

FRI 27

6:01am 5:42pm

5:37am 5:36pm

2:20am-8.47’ 2:51pm-8.20’

8:35am-0.47’ 8:48pm-0.97’

FRID 13

6:00am 5:36pm

6:55am MS 7:00pm MR

2:59am-9.96’ 3:32pm-9.63’

9:14am-(-)0.85’ 9:35pm-(-)0.25’

SAT 28

6:01am 5:42pm

6:25am 6:29pm

3:00am-8.78’ 3:39pm-8.61’

9:13am-0.11’ 9:28pm-0.58’

High Tides

Low Tides

8:30am 8:34pm

4:40am-8.96’ 5:09pm-8.75’

5:56am 5:30pm

9:16am 9:26pm

TUE 3

5:57am 5:30pm

WED 4

Moon Phase

1st Q

Full 5:33am

SAT 14

6:00am 5:36pm

7:47am MS 7:56pm MR

3:49am-10.00’ 4:20pm-9.78’

10:02am-(-)0.96’ 10:25pm-(-)0.27’

SUN 29

6:01am 5:43pm

7:13am 7:21pm

3:40am-8.78’ 4:07pm-8.95’

9:51am-(-)0.17’ 10:08pm-0.26’

SUN 15

6:00am 5:37pm

8:35am MS 8:48pm MR

4:37am-9.84’ 5:08pm-9.74’

10:48am-(-)0.85’ 11:13pm-(-)0.11’

MON 30

6:01am 5:43pm

8:00am 8:14pm

4:20am-9.14’ 4:45pm-9.20’

10:27am-(-)0.34’ 10:48pm-0.06’

TUE 31

6:01am 5:43pm

8:46am 9:07pm

5:00am-9.13’ 5:25pm-9.33’

11:05am-(-)0.39’ 11:30pm-(-)0.02’

Moon Phase

3rd

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t was way back in 1962 and I was traveling through South Africa with the crew of “Endless Summer” looking for waves and surfers for the movie. We had seen some awesome beaches and terrific waves, almost empty as there were almost no surfers in that whole huge continent, until we met some surfers in Cape Town and included them in the movie. We heard that there was a small contingent of surfers in Durban, a few hundred miles to the North, so we set out to look for them.

away merrily. Then Bruce had an idea: “Let’s have you guys come running down the dunes with your boards as if you had arrived that way, and we’ll include it in the film”.

The road ran along the coast about five miles inland, with many side roads cutting down to the ocean. Some were dead ends, and we followed others to find remote beaches, no population, no food, just gorgeous beaches and waves.

At this point I mutinied: “Look, Bruce, I’ve been surfing for five hours; I’m tired and starving. I’m not getting paid for this, and you want us to run up and down those stupid dunes again!” I walked off the set and he gave up the idea.

On one side road we reached the ocean on an incredible beach, empty as were all the others. Alongside the road were huge sand dunes. In the distance we saw a huge standing wave, but we could only see the back side of it. Mike Hynson saw something more to this wave, so he grabbed his board and became, almost certainly, the first person to ever surf this perfect standing wave. I joined him and we surfed all afternoon, maybe five hours, with Bruce (Brown) filming

After “Endless Summer” was distributed those beaches really took off and the developers arrived. Years later, while filming “Endless Summer II”, we revisited that beach and found miles of condominiums and the “Endless Summer Hotel”. The owner invited me to visit any time.“Every thing’s on the house,” he said, “accommodation, food and drinks, as long as you stay.” I never took him up on his offer, but Bruce did and had a wonderful stay.

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We dutifully obeyed the director, climbed up those virgin dunes from the far side and ran down to the water while Bruce shot the sequence. “Great,” he said, “but I’d like to do it again. Come down in a different place so we don’t get your earlier footprints in the shot.”

YOUNG VOICES SAILING CENTER

4Th Grade Field Trip Essays

When we got to the sailing place I started to sail. I feel like I was in the Titanic with the breeze of the sea. The captain tell us a story of his life. When I go to swim I feel like sea creatures where looking and chasing me. The water was cold and fresh. After it was lunch time my father pack me lunch but Sofia T mom invite me to a hot dog and a fanta. After it was time to go back to school.

The End. Denzel I am writing about our FIELD TRIP! First of all,there’s something called a “dead zone”. No matter what, you can’t sail in it. The reason is that there’s no wind in the “dead zone”. BUT you won’t die. Now on to when I was driving the boat. It was confusing and hard. The “captain” said I was blind. I told him that I wasn’t blind.

Now, my favorite part, TETHERBALL!!! It’s a fun 2-player game, where you hit a ball and try to wrap it on a pole. When I started playing, it was very hard.

Noah Stasny At the sailing center we did boge boarding, then we went sailing when I was sailing, I got to steer the boat. In sailing I got stuck in irons. In irons means that you can not move. After i went boogie boarding the waves were nice size. And then I ate lunch I had a hot dog. And then i played dodge ball. I had a great time at sailing center.

Jacob

We got to the Sailing Center an instructor was instructing us. He was instructing us about the dead zone and parts of the boat. He said that the dead zone was a zone where you can’t sail. When the instructor stopped instructing we got to the Catamaran. It was very fun because we were going SUPER FAST !!! 1 min later we got into the dead zone and the Catamaran wasn’t moving. When our turn was over we swam to shore. When i was on shore i was very tired from swimming. Then we played in the water with the Boogie Boards .

SAILING IS FUN !!!

Noah F Hi! I will tell you about our field to the sail camp. First we learned about the wind and the dead zone. So basically the dead zone is where you can’t sail which means you will get stuck. So the captain (justin was his name) he chose two groups my group and Monste’s group so he said that we will sail on a catamaran. So we saw the dead zone and he told us we can jump off so we did that like 4 times. So he dropped us on the dock and switched we swam all the way to the beach we were boogie boarding with jacob and sky and then i crashed on the sand and i got a rash from it so i went out.

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SURVIVING COSTA RICA

Fake

Chapter XXXVII

News

BY JESSE BISHOP

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s of this writing the big news on the cable news programs is that much of the news being delivered is fake, made up, not true, bogus and possibly even ersatz. Not to be outdone our Howler investigative research staff have dug up some rather fishy and sometimes inflammable stories found either online, on TV or overheard at local drinking establishments.

From a story found online on Costa Rica PMS: The World High Court in The Hague, Netherlands, have settled in favor of Nicaragua and have

Costa Rica to give back Guanacaste.

ordered The new “Tres Hermanas” frontier border will now be at the Gigantic Bull Statue on the main highway to San Jose where locals are encouraged to register as guest workers.

This, of course, is just not true. The Hague Court is not in session this time of year and the Nicaraguan Government on numerous occasions have stated that all they’re interested in are the Papagayo Peninsula Luxury Resorts and maybe part of Escazu.

From the online “CR Truth and Trash” blog: It was announced today that Mel Gibson will be running in the next 2018 Costa Rican Presidential Elections. This was made possible by the recent amendment to the constitution allowing rich foreign movie stars to take part. The spokesman reassured assembled reporters that the large amount of new Mercedes in the “Constitutional Amendment Department” parking lot is merely a coincidence.

Mel Gibson already owns 51% of Costa Rica This, of course, is utter nonsense.

and hardly needs to be president, and anyone who follows San Jose government big wig car preferences knows that the parking lot would be full of BMWs.

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From a Hotmail Facebook Update from the Association of Tamarindo Associates, (ATA): It was recently revealed that the crocodiles recently removed from the Tamarindo “Surfer Bait” estuary have been sold to an unscrupulous group of anti-eco businessmen who have yet to reveal their further plans for the captured reptiles. This goes directly against the statement issued by the local “Ministry of Things that Live” claiming the crocs had been removed and re-located to a healthier and more humane locale.

Local crocodile activists are now keeping an eye on local high end fashion stores for any sign of new handbags and suspicious pumps, as well as local restaurants advertising dinner specials like Reptile Cordon Bleu or Croc Wellington.

Now you would think that the fine folk at ATA would have better things to do then spread this kind of misinformation. Recently the entire Howler investigative research staff jumped into my trusty Daihatsu and drove to the recently set up GUANACANO BAY COCODRILLO DETENTION CENTER, hidden in a remote jungle location near the border of Nicaragua, where we were shown a crocodile that officials assured us was one of the “ones from Tamarindo”. The crocodile was in what appeared to be a large functioning hot tub, and was attended to by two very attractive local jungle women who fed the fortunate reptile a delicious variety of fresh fish while mellow new age animal sound music wafted out over a state of the art sound system.

The entire investigative team breathed a deep sigh of relief after seeing such good care and asked where the other re-located crocs were. We were assured that the others were at special “Crocodile Re-education Ponds” and sadly were unavailable at that time.

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mediately upon Mr. Trump being sworn in as president, and in a late night tweet the soon to be President assured residents of both the Province and State that the transition would go smoothly due to the fact the both languages were “fairly similar”.

This one falls into the “I really hope this one’s not fake” department. I mean who even knew the capital of Maine was Augusta? I’m sure it’s a nice state and everything, but I’ve never been there…have you?

And to have Manitoba instead! Not only will America be greater, it will be larger, exchanging Maine’s meager 35,385 square miles for Manitoba’s 250,950, and there will be even less people to feed by 121,060 persons. Think of the savings.

As far as a mutual language…I’ve spoken to people from both Maine and Manitoba and have never been able to understand a word from either.

But who needs a TV, computer or smart-phone to gather fake news just hangout and eavesdrop at any local watering hole or town event. This is the year the roads in Tamarindo will be paved; The government is granting amnesty and free residency to anyone who’s been here more than four months; angry readers are suing the Nobel Prize again for ignoring the Howler Magazine’s rebirth; the new pizza place in town has CrocaPizza.

Just stick with us at the Howler Magazine, where in the finest of Costa Rican traditions: If we don’t have an answer for you we’ll at least tell you what you want to hear.

It works every time.

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YOU

don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. -Bob Dylan

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aking a gander at recent history seems like a lot of folks are wishing they had a direct line to Nostradamus. From this perch in the tropical forest, kinda’ seems like things have gone a bit topsy-turvy since the events of November. Not the elections, silly, I’m talking about the weather here in Guanacaste.

I mean really, sometimes the forces of Nature can just be so, well, inconsiderate. As it turned out, the first hurricane to enter Costa Rican territory, Otto, just happened to make landfall with Category Two winds, about mid-day on my very own birthday. I spent the day battening down the hatches, putting cinder blocks on flapping pieces of galvanized roofing and cutting down a tree or two that looked capable of slicing my house down the middle like an oversized birthday cake. Not exactly what I had in mind for my special day.

Judiciously following the regular updates out of the National Hurricane Center website, I was preparing for the tropical storm force winds that were forecast to extend 60-80 miles out from the eye of the beast. Not to mention the possibility of isolated downpours delivering a month’s worth of rain in a question of minutes. With one eye on the updates from the NHC and another on every breath of wind or strange looking cloud, I received an urgent message from a friend in San Jose.

Just after noon, Mario, an engineer with ICE and not the sort to fly off the handle easily, forwarded the news of a 7.2 earthquake off the coast of El Salvador, and a sort of ‘pre-alert’ for a tsunami. I mean sometimes, you just can’t make this stuff up. In my case at least, there’s a reason why I have a prescription for Xanax. You hear something like that, like hello, which of your friends living on the beach do you call first? When the tsunami alert got rescinded an hour or so later, I went back to waiting for the first signs of Otto to appear on the northeastern horizon.

It got me to thinking just how many times since the last weeks of October, during any sunny day with steady breezes off the land, I’d heard neighbors or friends say, “this is it, summer, no more rain.” Not all of them, mind you. Evido, my local meat and corn supplier actually planted a fast maturing hybrid corn in the month of October, in spite of everyone telling him he was ‘loco’. “You watch,” he said, “it is going to rain ‘bastante’ into December.” In addition to Evido, I was receiving somewhat more professional advice.

Almost a year ago, at a conference on the 3-year drought here in Guanacaste, hosted at the UNA in Nicoya, I had the good fortune to meet Irina Katchan, a meteorologist with more than 30 years experience here in Costa Rica. Almost a month before hurricane Otto stormed across the country, she told me that ‘something’ was brewing in the Caribbean, the likes of which she’d never seen this time of year. For a couple of weeks, the NHC (National Hurricane Center) called it a broad area of low pressure with 50% chance of ‘organization’ over a 5-day period. At first it was supposed to track towards the northeast.

As it turns out, Otto, once he got himself organized, apparently had other plans.

Mollified somewhat by his lackluster showing in my particular neck of the woods, I ventured out for a birthday beer and a sumptuous plate of Thanksgiving turkey at Garret and Marcela’s nearby restaurant. Not until the early hours did the reports start coming in of the devastation visited upon a number of cantons and municipalities that had apparently failed to heed the warnings issued by the central government earlier in the week, and by disaster management experts years before.

The incredible outpouring of support: donated food, clothing and mattresses from all over the country, while noble and admirable in itself, is no substitute for a healthy dose of several ounces of prevention. The government can warn, the agencies and experts can advise and recommend, but the municipalities and local authorities have to act. In the case of Uppala, the city had been advised to cease issuing building permits in the areas deemed to be vulnerable and to implement relocation of homes and businesses out of the danger zones. At the risk of delineating the obvious, evacuation plans and even drills fall into the realm of local responsibility.

The post postmortem analysis and commentary on events in Uppala would appear to indicate that the local government didn’t want to upset the economic apple cart by refusing building permits nor ruffle anybody’s feathers by relocating the town to higher, albeit safer areas. Any similarity to the municipality of Santa Cruz refusing to heed recommendations to halt the issuance of building permits in areas with depleted aquifers is pure coincidence.

The take home message here is that the weatherman might well be able to help you know what’s coming your way. But when push comes to shove, you either want solid, responsible local organizations including the government and private sector, or a clear path to the emergency exit.

Tom Peifer is an ecological land use consultant with 20 years experience in Guanacaste. 2658-8018. tompeiferecv@gmail.com El Centro Verde is dedicated to researching and promoting sustainable land use, permaculture and environmentally sound development http://www.elcentroverde.org/ howlermag.com

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LEGAL CORNER

by Ivan Granados Managing Partner (GM Attorneys at Law)

RELEVANT INFORMATION TO APPLY FOR CR RESIDENCY THRU A REAL ESTATE PURCHASE With the current CR Immigration law, the property (condo, house or lot) you purchased allows you – as well as your family - to apply for CR residency as an “inversionista” investor category. The real estate investment/purchase is required to be at least $200,000.00 US dollars. Below please find a chart with the requirements and brief explanation about them.

REQUIREMENT DETAIL Application Letter & Form and POA (In the case of a family group, an individual file is required per member. Parents should sign applications on behalf of minor children.)

Formal letter addressed to the General Director of Immigration, along with duly filled out application form. Both duly authenticated by a CR Notary Public/Attorney. A special power of attorney (POA) should be granted to the attorney that will handle, for the applicant, the process. Also, it is required 6/8 passport size photos of each applicant.

Fingerprints taken at the CR Ministry of Public Security Applies to 12 year and older applicants.

It must be done personally by the applicant.

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Complete copy of Applicant’s passport certified by Notary Public Passport cannot be expired. Tourist visa needs to be valid and current, not expired. All applicants, including minors, must comply with this requirement.

Registration at applicant’s Consulate in Costa Rica.

The consular registration is waived if the country of citizenship does not have a consulate or embassy in Costa Rica.

Birth Certificate, Marriage Certificate & Police records Must be Apostilled; or, if your country of citizenship is not signatory of the Apostille Convention, duly legalized and submitted to the corresponding Costa Rican consulate in the country of origin.

Certification expires 6 months after being issued.

Registration with CCSS Once the residency has been approved, applicants must register before the Costa Rican Social Security (CCSS). The registration will require a meeting with an officer at CCSS office to determine the monthly fee to be paid. It is also required, once registration is completed, to obtain the social security ID cards, “carne” before the local clinic called EBAIS. The requirements vary from the CCSS office on which the registration is done. **All documents not in Spanish must be duly translated to Spanish by an Official Translator approved by the Costa Rica Ministry of Foreign Affairs

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LIFESTYLE

THE STUDY

YOGA B Y M A R Y B Y E R LY

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ecently I had the opportunity to be part of a group where we practiced slowing down our communication with each other. What this gave us was the chance to really hear each other and feel what happened inside us when we did hear each other. What arose in me was a strong feeling of gratitude. In slowing down and giving space to notice how I felt about what others said, I realized how much more I appreciated the people around me in that group.

Days later, I realize that I am still in a much different place than I was before I had the experience of simply slowing down a conversation. Now, I am not living in slow motion, mind you. Actually, during some times of day, I am finding myself much more efficient. Taking some time to actually slow down for a couple minutes in the early part of my day has helped me to feel more peaceful and grateful for my life.

I got curious about this strong feeling of gratitude which seemed to be helping me feel great about some of the things I don’t usually enjoy doing. I knew that there had been a trend some years ago to keep a “gratitude journal” and all that sort of thing, but why? I found there are many studies showing that gratitude is associated with: greater happiness, optimism, lasting relationships, better health, fewer aches and pains, increased alertness, generosity, self-esteem, empathy, and better sleep.

Check out websites like Happierhuman.com, where on the page titled “The 31 Benefits of Gratitude You Didn’t Know About”, there is a beautiful graphic showing all the ways in which gratitude can rock your world. The research proves that I am not alone in feeling benefits of coming from a place of gratitude.

Back in the Yoga Sutra, Patanjali stated that practicing santosha (contentment or appreciation of what is) will lead to unexcelled joy. Practicing appreciation is a powerful way to lift us out of negativity, and acknowledge our interconnection with all things that sustain us. There are many simple ways to include an attitude of gratitude into your day. One way is to list at least three things at

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the end of your day for which you are grateful. Another friend of mine begins his morning by sitting quietly and remembering what he is grateful for before getting ready for work.

Offering gratitude before a meal to all who contributed to bringing it to you is another way to practice. Perhaps you can even find a way to turn a gripe into gratefulness. Say that you are once again stuck in the notorious traffic jam in Tamarindo.

Since you are already sitting still in your car, start to slow down your breaths, coming into some nice deep inhales and exhales.

Then see if there is anything that you can appreciate about that moment. Perhaps be grateful that you have a vehicle that works, that you are financially able to afford such a vehicle here in Costa Rica, that you are just meters away from the Pacific Ocean, that you have this moment to observe the surfers, the tourists, and maybe even say hi to someone you wouldn’t have noticed if you hadn’t been slowed down by this event.

In our yoga classes, we bring gratitude in each day with the word “namastè”, an expression of recognition and gratefulness for the divine light in ourselves and others. We say this typically with our hands held in the Anjuli mudra, or prayer position.

Every time I bring my hands together in this place, it helps me to come back to this moment and the presence of grace in my life. Take my challenge this month. Slow down enough to feel grateful each day for the blessings in your life. Let me know if you observe any of the benefits, experimenting to see if taking the time to honor and appreciate what is fills you with more joy.

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PURA VIDA s the dry season and the high seaA son kick into gear we locals look forward to the arrival of tourists and visi-

tors. As a recovering New Yorker, I love to see the range of languages and cultures I find on the streets. Even though the streets are crowded and it takes longer to maneuver the delivery trucks, public buses and clueless drivers, I still love the microcosm of the planet the town becomes.

It’s as if the world comes to us, with all its flavors and sounds.

The best way to learn a language is to go out there and try, stumble, brush off and try again. Language is in the doing each moment you have a chance. Go out there and engage. It starts with the simplest of moments, at the checkout or at a restaurant look your server in the eyes, smile and say; ”Hola”, “Buenas”, “Buenos Dias”, all of which express the same sentiment.

You can be bold and try “¿Como esta hoy?”, or just simply “¿Como esta?” and try not to panic when they smile and the person speaks back. 99% of the time you will get back a ”Todo Bien”, “ Gracias” or “Pura Vida”. You have just had your first conversation. Do this each time you go out and you will find people are friendlier and more patient with you than if you just speak English at everyone.

Pura Vida is your go to phrase, not since Shalom have we had such a well-rounded sentiment. Pura Vida expresses so much about the people, the culture and a way of life. Although it means Pure Life, Pura Vida can be a salutation when you are arriving, just passing or leaving. It can also be a suggestion, a proverbial chill pill, a reminder that all around life is popping and happening and your petty worry is no match for its greatness, so relax and look around. Once Pura Vida enters your life and you can sit in 30 minutes of traffic to go 5 blocks, you remember where you are and that all those people are coming here to get away from traffic and stress.

You can use it in a pinch when someone is expecting a response, try it out and you will most likely receive a smile and a couple more minutes of their time.

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How you listen is also very important.

You are not listening for complete comprehension, you’re not even listening for 50%, your goal is each time understand more and more. Don’t just focus on the words, look at the bigger picture. Add tone, mannerisms, expressions and any other clue that allows you to understand what the person is saying. Just take a deep breath and think “Pura Vida, anywhere I go people will be late for any appointment I make so I am not in a hurry either”, or something to that effect. The important thing to do is be there, at that moment, using all your senses to understand whatever mundane concept this person is trying to express. Take wild guesses and giant leaps of faith, the worst that can happen, you laugh at yourself and in many cases, you will make a friend that will engage with you each time you do.

The brain is amazing, the more you engage the more it creates real memories and you learn. Language is also a whole brain activity, it utilizes every sense and ability to make things happen. There is nothing better, no supplement or pill better at keeping your brain healthy than learning a second language. If you think the daily walk on the beach is good for you,

just add a stop here and there to engage in Spanish and you have given your brain a super boost and workout. In order to grow your vocabulary there is so much you can do, read one of the local bilingual papers, watch the news, soap operas, movies or shows you have already seen, pick up a book at Jaime Peligro’s or listen and sing along to Spanish tunes. Join a class or get a tutor if you want to get to the next level of understanding, but nothing beats getting out there and engaging.

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HERE ARE SOME WORDS AND PHRASES TO GET YOU TALKING RIGHT AWAY. Greetings - Hola, Buenas.

Good to meet you! - ¡Mucho gusto!

Farewells - ¡Adios!, ¡Chau!, ¡Hasta luego!, ¡Hasta pronto¡, ¡Que le vaya bien!

Excuse me - Perdon, Con permiso.

Good Morning - ¡Buenos Dias!

How are you? - ¿Cómo está?, ¿Qué tal?, Good - Bien, Muy bien, todo bien.

Good afternoon/evening - ¡Buenas tardes!

Thank you - Gracias.

Sorry - Perdon, Lo siento.

How much does it cost? - ¿Cuánto cuesta?

My name is - Me llamo...

I would like - Me gustaría, Quisiera

And when in doubt, throw big smile on your face and say ¡Pura Vida!

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by Ellen Zoe Golden

THE 2016

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ith the high season comes the beginning of the surf competitions. Last month, the Circuito Guanacaste de Surf (CGS) presented by Otis, kicked off its round of five dates in Tamarindo, with a contest that was postponed from November because of Hurricane Otto’s threat. CGS, in its 4th year, has a big sponsor this year with KIA, and will follow February 11-12 in Marbella, March 11-12 in Santa Teresa, April 8-9 in Avellanas, and finish up May 6-7 in Playa Negra. You may remember that Tamarindo’s Tomas King was last year’s champion. Details and inscriptions at http://www.surfcgs.com/home/ “I expect this year’s contests will push surfers to compete even harder,” explained Chelsea Lisaius, organizer of CGS. “After seeing Tomas make the National Team after winning the CGS, a lot of the surfers understand and see how important the results are in CGS. Our goal is to bring the surfers the most professionally run contest, one that will help improve their level of surfing.”

This month, the Kolbi Circuito Nacional de Surf presented by Adrenaline Rush, begins its 17th year of nationwide surf competition. On January 21 and 22, the tournament will kick off in Playa Dominical, in front of Tortilla Flats restaurant.

The complete calendar includes Dominical, followed on March 25-26 in Puerto Viejo, April 22-23 in Santa Teresa, May 20-21 in Nosara, June 24-25 in Jaco, with the Gran Finals July 21-23 in Hermosa. The spread of dates includes the four main surfing sectors of the country—North, South and Central Pacific, along with the Caribbean. Once again, a stop in Tamarindo was omitted.

“We are very excited to be able to announce a new start to the longest running championship in national surfing,” said Randall Chaves, President of Federacion de Surf. “The National Surfing Circuit is the main exhibition tool in the country, and it’s entirely in the hands of the competitors. In addition, it is the final stage to demonstrate why each athlete should be considered for the National Team that, in 2017, will travel to France for the World Cup.”

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WHO ARE DEFENDING THEIR TITLES ARE:

BOYS Oscar Urbina (Puerto Viejo)

OPEN Anthony Fillingim (Santa Teresa)

GIRLS Serena Nava (Playa Grande)

WOMEN’S Leilani McGonagle (Pavones)

GROMMETS Dean Vandewalle (Tamarindo)

JUNIOR José Joaquín López (Jaco)

MINIGROMMETS BOYS Axel Castro (Limón)

JUNIOR WOMEN’S Emily Gussoni (Jaco)

MINIGROMMETS GIRLS Lía Díaz (Tamarindo)

For more information and inscriptions, please go to www.surfingcr.net You’d think raising a daughter, shaping boards and surfing would be enough for Robert August. But, now he’s launched Robert August Wines—The Endless Harvest Collection with Cabernet Sauvignon, Chardonnay, Merlot, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio. They are currently available in the United States, but with a local distributor now in place, you will soon be able to get a taste here in Costa Rica.

Just how did this all come about? Back in Huntington Beach, when Robert August was shaping surfboards in his shop, the entire crew would take afternoon beer breaks. This became a local social event where all kinds of people would show up to party.

But Sam August, newly retired from playing baseball with the Houston Astros, came into the business and thought the drunk friends could become a liability for Robert August Surfboards should they get into accidents driving home.

Robert August surfing Witch´s Rock with his daughter Kristine looking on. Photo By Mario Avendaño.

August switched to a nice glass of wine at the end of his day at home, instead of the festivities at the shop.

Recently, surfer and winemaker Angelo Pera approached August while he was back for a visit to Huntington. Pera thought it would be a good idea to create some wines at his Central California winery, a selection that would reflect a surfing lifestyle.

August was game for that.

Here is a rundown of The Endless Harvest: • Central Coast Cabernet Sauvignon features notes of dark cherries, macadamia nuts and spices aged 12 months in large oak barrels.

• Central Coast Chardonnay is a mix of tropical fruit flavors.

• Central Coast Merlot is a fusion of cherry, raspberry, currant and plum aged a year in 60 gallon oak barrels.

• Coast Pinot Noir has a hint of chocolate in its cherry flavor.

• California Pinot Grigio is a medium bodied wine with a slight pear and apple combo.

August is also getting set for the next round of the Robert August Surf and Turf contests. The golf and surfing contest, which brings people from all over to Tamarindo, will take place April 8-10. As always, the proceeds will go to CEPIA, to fund their work with at-risk kids and families.

Here’s some super important news: Surf4Youth, the fouryear-old community outreach program that uses surfing, education and spirituality to help at-risk children in Tamarindo, Guanacaste, Costa Rica, is in serious danger of ending because of a lack of funding. The organization is run entirely by donations and sponsors, and according to Andrea Diaz, the founder of Surf4Youth, she needs money to continue with the programs that help lift the kids out of their situations. These include surf programs, educational advancement through disciplined studies, and spiritual growth through community assistance.

Last month, Surf4Youth opened Abba Cafe in Playa Grande, hoping that the proceeds from the sale of the food and drinks will help offset the operational costs of the organization. However, this money will not be enough to keep Surf4Youth going.

Some of the successes from its years of operation include partial or full local school scholarships, surf sponsorships, programs to keep the kids off the streets, a college scholarship, student exchange program to Texas, and the implementation of surf lessons. These kids come from Tamarindo, Villareal, Santa Rosa, Brasilito and other areas.

“While the program has worked and has communal support, it’s growing exponentially,” said Diaz. “We need financial support as we are solely reliant on donors and sponsorships, and without money we cannot continue. One of our biggest expenses is transportation. Getting the youth from their town to training, tutored classes, and Surf4Youth gatherings is difficult. We travel over a radius of 20 miles to bring children to our activities.”

In addition to funds, Surf4Youth will accept various school supplies, surf equipment, and volunteers to support their programs.

To donate, please contact Andrea Diaz at andrea@surf4youth.org or call directly from the United States to 011-506-8829-4610.

For more information, please check out the website at www. surf4youth.org or the Facebook page Surf4Youth.

That’s about it. I’d love to hear from you, the real surfers, with comments or questions, at EllenZoe@aol.com howlermag.com

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SURF SCIENCE The Swell Producers of Costa Rica

BY RYAN WALDRON

W

aves are nothing more than traveling vessels of energy. Born from strong winds blowing in all corners of the planet, ocean waves traverse thousands of miles through open water just to come crashing down for our enjoyment. Aside from the visual aesthetics of watching perfectly peeling waves, an experienced surfer can also obtain detailed information about a wave’s origin just by observing a few specific qualities in the surf-zone. As we discussed last month, the time in-between consecutive waves [swell period] has a direct correlation to the wave’s overall travel distance. (Longer period = longer travel time = more energy) In terms of surf destinations, Costa Rica certainly ranks among the leaders worldwide. With its all-year consistency, variety of surf spots, perfect climate, and overall wave quality, it’s almost impossible NOT to score the best waves of your life…. In this article, we will discuss: The different swell producers of Costa Rica, when each of these events occur and some Howler insider tips to aid your search of catching the next perfect wave.

North Pacific Swells (Nov - April)

Horseback riding , tubing , Zipline and Volcano Spa All in one.

As the seasons change and South Pacific swell energy slows down a bit, the North Pacific bounces back to life and produces some of the largest Pacific Ocean wave-heights of the year. Whenever there is an extra-large swell that rolls through Hawaii, Costa Rica can expect long period swell (15-24 seconds) to arrive 3-4 days later. These swells are a bit more fickle, but when they do come, they are usually met with our summertime offshores and pristine conditions. The unique Northwesterly swell angle (280°- 300°), long period energy and offshore wind combination, can provide some of the best surf sessions all year.

Contact: Minor Gonzalaz at 506-8496-9289 Cristan Campos 506-8811-2085

Insider Tip: When these swells happen, there is no need to leave Tamarindo

World class sport fishing, deep sea and inshore Divinf Snorkeling * Catamaran Sunset cruises * Jet Ski Horseback riding on Healthy Horses Palo Verde Naonal Park Wild Life Refuge (See the Crocodiles) Arenal Volcano * Monteverde Cloud Forest Mega Tours: Buena Vista Lodge or Guachipelin

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Tropical Storm Swells (July - November) Costa Rica has never been known for hurricanes until Hurricane Otto passed over last November. During the peak months of the Pacific Hurricane season, tropical cyclones off the coast of Mexico will send a quick shot of medium period swell (1 0-14 second) in our direction.

This only happens a few times a year, but when a nice pulse of Northwesterly hurricane swell impacts the region, most beaches can expect fun, peaky waves along the coast. Furthermore, hidden nooks and crannies that you would never think to check will light up unexpectedly with the unique swell angle. (280° - 310°) The wind this time of year can be a bit more unpredictable, but there’s usually a favorable window in the morning and sometimes during the day with a passing shower. When all the elements align, these can be some of the best swell events of the year.

Insider Tip: Head to a beach break with a wide swell window that can pick up Northerly and Southerly swells for peaky, powerful waves. (Like Avellanas)

South Pacific Swells (March - December) These are the swells that provide Costa Rica with consistent surf throughout most of the year, making it a yearround surf destination. Because there are no significant land masses blocking the howling winds of the South Pacific, major storms can swirl at the low latitudes for several days giving us extended swell events (3-5 days) with long-period wave energy (14-22 seconds). Although you can catch these SPAC swells throughout the year, your best chance for catching “The Big One” is between June-September. During these months, surfers can expect a diurnal wind pattern each day with offshore winds in the morning, light onshore breeze during the day, and an evening glass-off for sunset. South Pacific swells can come from a range of directions and angles (170° - 240°).

Insider tip: To light up Tamarindo, the swell needs to be greater than 210°. Beaches with direct South exposure receive more of this swell energy. (Playa Grande*)

Tehuano wind swells (Nov - April)

The narrowest part of Mexico that connects the Pacific to the Caribbean is known as the Tehuano wind gap. Separated by mountains on either side, this valley has been known to produce hurricane force winds and some pretty sizable ocean conditions right offshore. Whenever a strong cold front passes to the north, strong winds funnel through the valley and meet the ocean on the other side.

Lucky for us, Northern Costa Rica is perfectly exposed to this abnormally steep angled swell (300°+). When this happens, our beaches will pick up a quick Northerly pulse that can add an extra foot or so to an underlying swell.

Since the Nicoya Peninsula protrudes from the coastline, many locations to our south will not feel any energy at all while spots with northerly exposure will pick up a punchy dose of medium period swell (10 -13 seconds). Sometimes, when the waves get a bit smaller, a swell like this can be the saving grace for surfers looking for crossed-up peaks Insider Tip: Look for these swells yourself. Most forecasting sites will not register incoming swell but trust me...they do happen and are super fun!

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Recipe of the Month

COOKING

CHOCO COCO BARS These

coconut bars are really amazing! They are super sweet and chocolaty, they are crunchy and filled with fiber, meaning I don’t need to eat more than one piece to be full and they are super simple to make!

Ingredients • 2 cups grated dried coconut • 1 cup almond flour • 3/4 cup organic raw cacao nibs • 1/2 cup almonds • 1 cup granulated Natuvia • 1 bag of Dark Chocolate Berra Bites • 3/4 cup chocolate olive oil by Maky Products • 2 eggs

Preparation

1. Pre-heat the oven to 180C / 350F. 2. In a bowl mix grated coconut, almond

flour, granulated Natuvia, cacao nibs and almonds.

3. In another bowl mix eggs and olive oil 4. Integrate wet and dry ingredients.

5. Line a rectangular baking pan with waxed paper and a little olive oil.

6. Pour the mixture and press down to cover the entire surface.

They should have a 1/1.5in thickness.

7. Place the Berra Bites on the surface.

8. Bake for 15 minutes.

9. Allow to cool and cut into rectangles.

Camila Jurado is the vegetarian cook who started a website with the idea of sharing healthy recipes and vegetarian travel guides.

She loves discovering new ingredients, buying vintage plates, reading cookbooks and taking photos. www.comocomecami.com

COCKTAIL CHILI GUARO THE LOCAL FAVORITE

This is Costa Rica’s most famous cocktail

You can find this spicy shot at most bars in Costa Rica. There are competitions and tastings held to see who has the best Chili Guaro. Most places create the mix in large quantities with a bottle of Guaro, 10 to 12 Mandarin limes and a bottle of Tabasco. This is a very simple recipe, it is a real taste of local Costa Rica. The recipe below has been sized for 6 servings so all your friends can enjoy.

Ingredients [ oz. | cl ] 3⁄4 cup Cacique Guaro 3 cups Tomato Juice 1⁄2 cup Lemon Juice 3 tbsp Tabasco

Method: Prepare in a shaker Glass: Cocktail Recipe:

1. Add salt to the rim of a highball glass 2. Pour all the ingredients in 3. Stir 4. Serve

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DHARMA TO U C H I N G T H E EA RT H

BY SUE SMITH Living in Costa Rica is such an opportunity to experience many of the natural wonders of the planet we know as our home, and that we call Earth. There are so many microclimates, geological manifestations, types of diverse plants and animals, right here in this relatively small country. However, if we take a moment to reflect...to be MINDFUL...we can see that it is all connected and that we are a part of it, just as it is a part of us. We “Inter-are”.

Pick a cloud...there are plenty to choose from right now...and contemplate it. Where did it come from?

And when you no longer see it, where has it gone?

Well, it came from the ocean’s water vapor - the same ocean that gives us fish, and is there for us to surf on.

And once you no longer see the cloud, it is likely that it may have turned into the rain that flows in the local streams and back to the ocean. But, it is also the fresh rain that waters the garden and mixes with the Earth’s soil to nourish the plants, ones that provide beauty, oxygen for us to breath and foods for us to eat.

Even when you look at a beautiful flower, you can see the rain (the ocean), the soil (former plants, volcanoes, Earth), the sun and the air. The flower isn’t JUST a flower.

So, “what is the point?”, you may say. The point is that everything is part and parcel of everything else.

Without our beautiful Earth that adds support for it all, we might not be. And so, we should be mindful of her care...our Mother Earth. For in doing so we care for ourselves and all that we hold dear and enjoy. And caring for our Mother Earth is simple and something we can all do. It doesn’t take joining an environmental movement. Just a few things from everyone on the planet could preserve her. Things like picking up some trash you see on your path, eating in a vegetarian way (even just one day a week), go one day a week without using electricity, set a “car free” day once a week. After all, she supports each and every one and we are a part of her. We Inter-are.

So, next time you take a walk (anywhere) imagine your feet touching and giving the Earth a kiss with each step. And when you see those clouds, think of how many ways they will become a part of you...and your dog and your horse and certainly the ocean where we play.

Namaste

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A short view on some infectious cat diseases, that can be prevented by vaccination in some cases Feline Leukemia Virus (FeLV), vaccination available.

Besides the extensive use of vaccination, this might still be the most common disease that causes death in cats. It is a virus (Retrovirus) from the Oncovirinae family. The most important symptom related to this disease is the capacity of causing tumors, but depending on the group of the Leukemia Virus: A, B or C, it can also cause anemia and erythroid hypoplasia. The viremia can be present 2-4 weeks after infection.

The acute phase will be 2-6 weeks after this infection and is hard to detect. Usually the symptoms are: fever, lethargy, lymphatic nodes enlargement and cytopenia. In 70% of the adult cats the viremia and virus spreading are transitory and it can last 1-16 weeks. Some cats might continue spreading the virus through months even if the viremia is gone and be asymptomatic. It is transmitted through the body fluids from one cat to another. 30% of the cats exposed to FeLV, do not get a good immune response and will remain permanently viremias and will die. Vaccinated cats will have a low risk of getting ill.

Feline Immunodeficiency Virus (FIV) This disease is caused by a virus called lentivirus from the Retroviridae family. Sometimes it is referred to as feline AIDS. The infected cats can show symptoms for years after the initial infection occurred. This virus is slow acting, but the cat’s immune system is severely weakened once the disease takes hold. The symptoms are what have to be treated. In our casuistic we found digestive disorders, mostly diarrheas and respiratory infections, other symptoms are: fever, weight loss, anemia, conjunctivitis, gingivitis, poor appetite, enlarged lymph nodes, skin redness, sneezing, frequent urination and behavior change. Cats must be kept indoors in order to reduce the risk of exposure to agents. The transmission is mostly passed from cat to cat through deep bite wounds, that is why we suggest to spay/neuter at early ages, avoiding future fights between cats . Another way of transmission is mother cat to kitten, but it is less common.

Feline Infectious Peritonitis (FIP) This is one of the slow acting viral diseases. It can cause inflammation in several different organs. It can result in illness and death. In our casuistic, huge abdomen enlargement, ascites and dead have been found. The main symptom has been problems with breathing, due mostly to the ascites (acumulus of fluids in the abdomen), reducing the possibility of the lungs at the thorax to expand properly.

Feline Calicivirus (Vaccination available), Feline Herpesvirus (FVR) and Chlamydophila These are the most common agents that affect the upper respiratory systems. Inflammation, discharge, ulcers and swelling occur in the eyes, nose and mouth.

Bordetella and Mycoplasma This two agents attack mostly the lower airways: trachea and lungs. The cat may have trouble breathing and make a rear noise when it meows.

Feline Panleukopenia/enteritis/parvovirus or Feline Distemper (Vaccination available) This is an acute, severe and highly contagious disease primarily of kittens and unvaccinated older cats. FPL, affects all body tissues, especially the digestive tract, and is characterized by acute vomiting, diarrhea, dehydration, depression and commonly death.

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What to do in rural Bijagua BY MÓNICA QUESADA

TRAVEL & ADVENTURE

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s you travel around Costa Rica looking to check off world-famous spots like Manuel Antonio, Tamarindo and Arenal, consider a little detour off the beaten path to Bijagua.

Although no big-name attractions exist here, a stay will reveal the warmth and happiness of the Costa Rican people along the roads less traveled.

Tucked between Tenorio and Miravalles volcanoes, and just a short drive from Liberia and La Fortuna, this small town still depends on dairy and vegetable farming, but new generations

of tourism entrepreneurs are now offering unique, slice-of-life experiences.

“We want the visitors to come to Bijagua not because they need a service, like lodging or food. We want them to come and experience the real Costa Rica,” said Donald Varela, owner of Tapir Valley and Casitas Tenorio Farm and B&B. Should you book a flight into La Fortuna and out of Liberia, here is a sampling of what you can find on a road trip in between.

HIKING AND TUBING ON RÍO CELESTE Inside Tenorio National Park, the turquoise-blue river Río Celeste and its majestic waterfalls are the main draw for Bijagua. Just a few years ago, a new road was built between the town and the main park entrance, allowing people to make the 10-kilometer drive in around half an hour. Thanks to this road, many tourists come from different parts of Guanacaste for a day tour of the park.

More recently, tubing became the latest way to experience the river and the natural environment to the west of Bijagua. ONCA Tours offers a one to two-hour tour beginning at a restaurant next to the river a few kilometers from the town of Katira. “People love to float down a river that has such spectacular colored water, but the scenic beauty of the forest along the river also fascinates them,” said ONCA owner and guide Odir Rojas.

The trip costs $45 per person and is suitable for those in good health, ages 5 and up. ONCA welcomes groups of two or more. Call 8399-2757 or visit Onca Tours on Facebook for more information.

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For more info, call 8998-2954.

BIRD WATCHING AT TAPIR VALLEY A private and exclusive walk in a reforested pasture land surrounded by primary forest and a swamp. It is a real score for birders and photographers who want to get close to nature in less touristy areas. The only residents of the grounds are the tapirs, which can be spotted wandering around looking for fruit.

Donald Varela has dedicated the last 12 years to meticulously reforesting this land. He manages the property in blocks, each of which contains forestland at different stages of growth. This allows him to increase the biodiversity on the property.

Tours last half the day. Nature walks with a bilingual guide costs $45 per person, children aged 6-12 are $20. Birding tours with a trained bilingual guide cost $60 per person for groups up to 4 people. For more, visit www.tapirvalley.com.

DAIRY FARM TOUR AT CASITAS TENORIO FARM AND B&B

AN EVENING AT FROG’S PARADISE

Believe it or not, the 70 dairy farms still operating in Bijagua milk mostly by hand. At Casitas Tenorio Farm and B&B, visitors learn to milk a cow, collect breakfast eggs, cut and process sugar cane, and they observe many other aspects of rural life.

“We want to allow the visitor – who has heard or read that in Costa Rica we survive from agriculture and cattle farming – to participate of those activities,” said Casitas Tenorio owner Donal Varela. “Many ask me, what would happen if I pulled the tit too hard?” he said, laughing.

The farm experience costs $10 per adult, children 6-12 are $5. The tour is included for B&B guests. Visit www.casitastenorio.com for more info.

Twenty years ago Miguel Soto’s property was a cattle pasture land, but today it is a lush second growth forest.

“I planted around 10 percent of the trees,” Soto said, “the rest was planted by birds, bats and other mammals.”

Today the land is know as Frog’s Paradise, right in the heart of Bijagua. Soto’s property offers night hikes to discover different species of nocturnal frogs, along with many other animals like snakes, sleeping birds and insects.

“The tour is not just for walking, but to observe,” Soto said about the two-hour tour, which begins at 5:30 p.m. and costs $15 per person. Call 8634-7402 or visit Frog’s Paradise on Facebook for more information.

HORSEBACK RIDING WITH ALTURAS DEL TENORIO Just a kilometer from the main entrance to the national park, Alturas del Tenorio offers two-hour horseback riding tours across the Costa Rican countryside. David Quesada, the main guide and founder of Alturas del Tenorio, takes the riders to viewpoints where they can view the northern plains of Costa Rica and sometimes as far as Lake Nicaragua, with glimpses of the Arenal, Tenorio and Miravalles volcanoes. The tours encounter lots of wildlife, like monkeys, sloths and many birds.

Regular tours depart at 8 a.m., 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. but other times can be arranged in advance. Cost is $30 per person and all riders are equipped with gear and horses.

Call 8482-8415, 5707-5151, 8697-9895 or visit Tour A Caballo Alturas Del Tenorio on Facebook for more. howlermag.com

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Off the Beaten Path Cartagena Guanacaste

BY BRUCE SCOTT

Last month I wrote about Tempate, town of 500 people and 3000 cows. Now we’re going to tell you a little about Cartagena.

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Cartagena, is slightly larger than Tempate, but still a very typical Costa Rican Pueblo. Meaning (not tourist oriented). The main feature in Cartagena is the prominent, well attended Catholic Church. But as an adage says- “wherever the lord builds a house of prayer, the Devil builds a chapel” there to the former consternation, the latter often has the larger congregation. We note there are no less than seven bars in and around town. One of which is known locally as the lost ass bar. Which I’m sure refers to somebody’s confused mule. Mules and oxen powered carts are still quite common. Which congregation you choose to attend is of course your choice, but be careful not to lose your mule.

The small bar in the center of town often has more horses out front than cars. Coming into town from the main road (Huacas to Belen) is Nany’s restaurant. You won’t find a cheaper, better lunch or breakfast in Guanacaste. A mile outside of town on the road to Tempate, is the large community center and football (soccer) stadium.

The Community center and field also hosts dances, roller skating and bull riding fiestas.

Backtracking brings us to Potrero across the bay from Flamingo. This area harbors a large mixture of expats, from around the world, mixed within a local population.

There are many great beach areas here. One is Playa Penca, just past Potrero Center. It is a beautiful long beach with shade trees and clean water. Usually no big crowds. Hope you find the time to enjoy these out of the way spots, they are worth the trek.

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COOL PLACES WATERFALLS

BY MARIANA CASTILLAS

YOU MUST VISIT IN COSTA RICA

Rio Celeste Waterfall The Rio Celeste Waterfall is located in Tenorio Volcano National Park (northwestern Guanacaste) and is worldknown for its hypnotic blue color. According to local legend, when God painted the sky, he washed his blue brushes in the river, turning the waters into a majestic turquoise. Scientists discovered that the water that flows through this unique river is actually a product of a chemical reaction between minerals from the park’s volcano (Volcan Tenorio) and the rainforest. The Río Celeste becomes blue at a point where two clear-water rivers merge, at a point called El Teñidor. El Teñidor translates to “The Dyer” in English.

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Along the trail you can also see thermal hot springs and a blue lagoon. Swimming is prohibited due to unknown effects of the volcanic minerals, but the views and lush wildlife are completely worth the 2 hour hike. The best time of year to visit this breathtaking location is during Costa Rica’s dry season between December and April.

Height: 60 feet Location: Tenorio National Park

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Nauyaca Waterfalls

One of Costa Rica’s most stunning waterfalls, Nauyaca, is located in the South Pacific region, remotely hidden in the depths of the rainforest. Visitors can either hike, horseback ride or take a 4x4. The trip to this waterfall can be a little hard, but completely worth it! Plus, while going through the 2.5 mile trail, remember to keep an eye out for the incredible wildlife of the area, including exotic hummingbird species!

One of the falls is forty-five meters high in free fall, and the other is twenty meters high with a tiered fall, forming at the bottom a 1,000 square meter and six meter deep pool.

There are also other smaller natural pools where visitors can seize the opportunity and enjoy the waters with their families or friends.

Height: One is 147 feet, other one is 65 feet Location: Near Playa Dominical

La Fortuna Waterfall Fortuna is the Spanish word for “fortune”, so it makes sense this was the name given to this stunning natural beauty. People from around the world come to appreciate this catarata, situated just 6 km outside the town of La Fortuna at the base of the dormant Chato volcano amidst a thriving rain forest, the location for this waterfall couldn’t get any better.

There are two viewing areas that offer different perspectives of La Fortuna, and you can even walk right out on to the massive boulders around it. The hike from the starting point on the cliff down to the waterfall (which can be combined with a hanging bridges canopy tour) follows a staircase that is carved into the hillside and takes about 15 minutes.

This short hike ends with a delicious swim in La Fortuna’s green-blue perfectly cool waters.

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Height: 246 feet Location: La Fortuna, Alajuela

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These waterfalls are part of a privately-owned reserve which combines nature trails, the waterfall gardens and a wildlife rescue center with over 100 species of animals. The rescue center also has a Butterfly Observatory, Serpentarium, Frog Exhibit, and Hummingbird Garden. At La Paz you can find over 40-species of birds including toucans and 26-species of hummingbirds, as well as marmosets, whitefaced (Capuchin) and black-handed spider monkeys, twotoed sloths, jaguars, pumas, and ocelots, wow!

Height: 121 feet Location: Alajuela Province Entrance fee: $40 tourists - $22 residents

Bajos del Toro Waterfall Catarata del Toro is located near the tiny town of Bajos del Toro in the remote mountains north of Costa Rica’s Central Valley. Actually, this amazing landmark is right next to Poas Volcano, but due to road conditions is best accessed from the north, making it a great stop if you’re traveling to or from Tortuguero or Puerto Viejo de Sarapiqui and Arenal Volcano.

This is one of the most spectacular and largest waterfalls in the country, with a 90-meter (300 foot) drop. The surrounding streams allow visitors to observe an amazing variety of plant and animal species. Because the area is not heavily populated with tourists, chances are you’ll see an abundance of wildlife - from blue morpho butterflies to hummingbirds and armadillos.

Height: 270 feet Location: Bajos del Toro Cloud Forest Entrance fee: $10

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SPOTLIGHT Darin Talbot

BY JOHNNY LAHOUD

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“Pura Vida Ville”

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that time of year again and that means sunshine, crowds and live music! One of my favorite things about live music is variety. And

if you’re looking for the spice of life you’ll certainly find it at the Darin Talbot show called Puravidaville! What people love the most is his ability to improvise. Among his many talents, Darin Talbot has the ability to make up lyrics on the fly which keeps the crowds in stitches. Darin’s signature move is his improvised comedy about the Pura Vida lifestyle, and it’s ex-

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it anyway”.

His method has been tried and tested over years of shows. At anytime during his show, he’ll ask the crowd to pick 5 random ideas on any thought that pops into their heads. Then he proceeds to make up a random song from those ideas. No one knows how it’s done or how he pulls it off, but once it’s over know you’ve been roasted.

I’ve had the pleasure of working with Darin at Latitude Blue and other bars all over the area, and the show is always a blast. He’s going to be here for the next three months. So take my advice and come see us at the Tiki bar on the beach Wednesdays and Saturdays, or go to www.darintalbot.com to get a full schedule and make sure your Costa Rican vacation has a scheduled stop at Puravidaville!

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EDWISDOMS QUESTION: My name is Jill, from the beautiful state of North Dakota, my husband and I are planning a trip to Costa Rica and we want to do a zip line tour. I am a little apprehensive because I heard they are pretty tall and I am scared of heights and I don’t like stairs, but I am determined to try it before I die, you know one of those bucket list things. What would you recommend as to how I should deal with this?

HELLO!

I am Edwin, I am a Native of Costa Rica, in fact a Native of Tamarindo. I have lived in the United States and traveled to many places. I am currently in the tourism business and as I interact with the people from all over the world I run into many types of questions. I do my best to answer them honestly, but sometimes it turns to funny and maybe a little off beat.

I will be writing a question and answer column in The Howler monthly. Please submit your Questions to me and see what you get!

RESPONSE: Jill from North Dakota, thank you for writing to us.

First of all, being scared of heights is natural, but once you’ve done the first platform the rest of the trip, with little drippings running down your pants, is a cinch and people won’t judge you for it, they might make a face and turn their head away, but what can they do? They’re tied to a tree with you in a platform. Regarding your fear of stairs, I can totally relate to this as I don’t trust stairs either as it seems they´re always up to something.

Many times, I drive around and see interesting, funny or just odd things. I sometimes say to myself. What would Ed do?

The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

If someone starts a sentence with “words can’t express,” brace yourself, because they’re about to give it a hell of a try anyways.

Submit your questions and funny stories to Edwin Edwisdoms@gmail.com

Also join me for some fun experiences, see my ad on page 4: Shuttle Express Tamarindo

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STARS IN JANUARY 2017

BY JEANNE CALLAHAN

Aries

libra

The year begins slowly and gently for you, almost like you are in a dreamy kind of fog as Mars, your ruling planet, is still hanging close with Neptune until the 6th. While this can be frustrating, you have to work with this energy, not push for action. Strive to be receptive instead. The vibe shifts after the 24th as Venus in Pisces moves over Mars’ position. This should bring in guidance and assistance from women as well as some major inspiration coming in. Your best days are the 4th, 5th and 31st.

You are going to be putting a new act together this year, one that is radically different than what you went through in 2016.

This is a process that continues through August as you sort out what and who you want to keep in your life. Be very gentle with yourself the first week of the month as Mars and Neptune together could have you feeling spacey, fatigued or immune system compromised. Relief comes after the 18th to be sure. Your days to shine are the 17th, 18th and daylight hours of the 19th.

taurus

scorpio

You get the benefit of Venus moving into Pisces on the 4th, bringing more Venusian pleasures and opportunities for art, creativity, comfort, love and money into your life mix. There’s a bit of a surreal mystical quality to it around the 13th as Venus moves past Neptune’s position in Pisces. Look for occasions to socialize with new groups, ideals and influential people. You are in the process of sorting out your beliefs and ideals throughout the rest of the month as well. Be frugal. Your good days are the 6th and 7th.

With Mars, your ruling planet, close to Neptune the first week of the month, you have a softness around you that normally is not there. Creativity, insights, ideas and having some fun are energies that are rising within you. Write it all down so you don’t forget it. Someone from your past, probably a woman will be in touch to offer you support. Be aware that your words have lots of power right now and do your best to stay in total authenticity.

Best days for accomplishment are the 20th and 21st.

gemini

sagittarius

With your ruling planet, Mercury, in retrograde motion until the 8th, you are kind of treading water the first week of the new year.

After that time you can expect more forward progress in your life.

At the end of the month when Mercury joins Pluto at 17 degrees of Capricorn you realize you have some choices to make. Be frugal with your money and begin planning an investment or saving strategy for the future. Your professional life could have many ups and down this first month, you’ll know what to do if it gets too crazy.

Your stellar days are the 8th, 9th and the daylight hours of the 10th.

There’s a bit of luck around you now as Jupiter, your ruling planet, in your 11th house is opposite Uranus in the 5th. This generally portends a favorable time with people willing to help you gain in life and also want to have some fun with you. Be willing to open up and not shut down. There’s still some issues with cash flow and expenses but you will figure it out and be out of the worst of it at the end of the month. You can make improvements in your home after the 18th, as you may be subject to some water leaks during the first 2 weeks. Keep a positive outlook. The 22nd and 23rd are your best days.

Cancer

Capricorn

With 3 planets transiting your 7th house, including the Mercury retrograde, you have some kind of decisions pending regarding partnerships or contracts. By the end of the month you will have a clearer path to resolution of the issues. Mars, Neptune and Venus transiting your 9th house push you to explore a spiritual path as you may have insights and revelations come easily to you this month.

There could be a beneficial move to a new home on the horizon for you as well as different professional opportunities. The 11th and the full moon on the 12th are your best days.

This is a powerful month for you as 2 planets in Capricorn in your first house give you charisma and a forceful presence.

Choose your words carefully on the 7th as Mercury direct along with a Sun Pluto conjunction make things pretty binding. Take things under advisement if someone demands a commitment.

A woman from your past could get in touch with you for a favor.

This is also a time to watch your cash flow as well. Best days are the 24th, 25th and 26th.

leo

Aquarius

You start the year with a big hit of power on the 7th as the Sun joins Pluto in Capricorn on the day of Mercury going direct.

This month could signify a direction change or some kind of new description added to your identity. There’s some confusion about your career until the very end of the month so take it easy if things feel confusing about how to accomplish what you intend to do. Leo’s like to do things in a big way with lots of splash and pizzazz. Your creative force is also at a high for most of the year so you can relax into an almost continual generation of ideas and schemes. Fun! Best days are the 13th and 14th.

With Saturn in your 11th house you are sorting through friendships, business associates, ideals and the social circles you move in. Like weeding a garden, it takes time but you are trying to align in a very authentic way with bigger humanitarian concerns, a sincere walk your talk moment. Jupiter in the 9th house supports your pursuit of truth and justice. The 1st is a good day for you and the new moon on the 27th and the 28th highlight a direction change.

virgo Practical creativity is your pathway to fulfillment and success this month, though the month begins with kind of a foggy idea of what you want to achieve. Other people may let you down a bit during the first week of the month as Mars travels with Neptune, but it straightens out by the end when Mercury clears the degree it went retrograde on the 26th. Defining yourself as an innovator will work in your favor. Just show up, do the job and take the credit. Your stellar days are the 15th and 16th.

Pisces

The year begins with a bit of weakness for you due to Mars traveling close to Neptune in your first house. You may feel particularly fatigued or have some confusion about what you want to accomplish.

A female from your past may contact you around the 5th looking for a favor or returning something to you. This is kind of a mystical time as well so pay attention to your dreams and impressions all month as you are extra psychic and picking up all kinds of vibes from people. Make sure you cleanse your energy field daily as this goes on all month. Powerful people are around you in your business world so listen up on the 8th when Mercury goes direct. Life could shift for you then. Best days are the 2nd, 3rd, 29th and 30th. howlermag.com

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