Daily Monster Issue 5 Thurs 2nd Aug 2018
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Highlights of Look no further! the day Monster Meal and ’Do the Monster Mash’ Judging 7pm Cub film 9pm Scout film
H0018 is packed with new opportunities and experiences. Brand new to the UK this year we have looping bikes, Face 2 Face climbing and the TV inspired Ninja Warrior assault course. Also our massive water slide featured on ITV’s This Morning!
“There’s a whole range of activities that you can pick, it is so fun” said Samuel, 1st Denmead. “5 stars!” “I loved the massive waterslide . I got very wet and if you have a hat on it’s guaranteed to fly off!” said Oliver, 9, of Horndean.
Heritage
Harry Becomes Spiderman! Harry, a 1st Stubbington Cub, showed incredible perseverance when he conquered Spider Mountain on Tuesday. This climbing superhero, who has cerebral palsy, was assisted by his leaders Penny and Michelle along with Rosie from the 1st Lyndhurst and Papa, a fellow Cub. “This is Scouting at its best,� commented an impressed onlooker.
Sun’s Out, Guns Out!
Yesterday’s Solution: Wait for nobody
Just for Fun Dingbats Dr. Sylvester Martens
Word Search H0018 Places Dracula’s Castle Mummy Zone Pharaoh’s Pyramid Dragon’s Lair Monkey World Tank Museum
Zombie Zone Vampire Zone Haunted House Werewolf Zone Brownsea Island
Jokes Q: How do elephants call each other from long distance? A: Make a trunk call. Josh, 1st Eastleigh
Habia un pez que queria ser locutor, salio al aire y se murió. Andrea, Mexico 145
El pato patea, legato gatea ¿Y el oso? O sea. Anette Mexico 145
Teacher: Why haven’t you answered my questions Peter? Pupil: You told me never to answer you back sir.
Knock, knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you’ll see
Q: Why can’t cars play football? A: Cos they only have one boot.
Q: What do you call a man with a vegetable patch on his head? A: Mr Bean!
Oliver, Cub, 1st Purbrook
Emilia, 26 Odiham Sea Cubs
Seth, 26 Odiham Sea Cubs
Jamie, Cub, 1st Purbrook
Q: Why don’t witches fly on vacuum cleaners? A: Coz the extension leads don’t reach
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Cos the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Aidan, 26 Odiham Sea Cubs
Knock Knock Who’s there? Little Little who? Little man who couldn’t reach the doorbell Neal, Cub, 1st Purbrook
Q: Why do cows have bells? A: Cos their horns don’t work. Evan, 26 Odiham Sea Cubs
Q: Where does a fish keep its money? A: A river bank
Louise and Edie, 26 Odiham Sea Cubs
Charlie, 8th Eastleigh Cubs
I was walking down the street and a lady threw cheese at me. I shouted “How very mature of you!” Daniel, Cub, 1st Purbrook
Q: What do you call a bagel that flies? A: A plane bagel. Abbie, Cub, 1st Purbrook
Dr Frankenstein recently bought a dog from a blacksmith. Unfortunately it was no good, the first thing it did was make a bolt for the door. 1st Clanfield Q: What is brown and sticky? A: A stick
Persephone, 1st Locksheath Beavers
Tune into Radio Campfire and view a full colour version of this paper at hampshirescouting.org.uk/h0018
Hey, Hey! We’re The Monkeys
‘I was one of the first females in our Cub Scout Pack. It led to a love of the outdoors and really grew my confidence. The confidence that you gain through Scouting is something that you just can’t buy.’ Helen Glover MBE Scout Ambassador and Olympic Rowing Gold Medallist
News Monster’s Grand Tour! Our news mascots were very busy again yesterday. Keep those selfies coming in!
Newt Rescue Following on from the hedgehog story, 1st Aldershot Cubs and Pioneer Explorers found a tiny newt in an Explorer’s cup at breakfast. “We let him go so he could be free in the woods”. If you have any animal stories, feel free to post them. Reporter: Grace, 1st Aldershot Cubs
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Shout Out To... ...everyone who dressed up for the amazing Monster Parade. It was hard to judge but special prizes went to the makers of the enormous dragon and dinosaur—most impressive! ... anyone who has lost something. All lost property is in the growing pile at the information centre. Anyone who finds a pair of black and green Nike trainers (Cub sized) last seen in the Zombie zone on Tues pm, please return to Jacob (1st Denmead). ...Tuesday afternoon’s Ferrari fastest lap winner, Archie, Cub, Stanley’s Own 2nd New Forest. ... All that helped out on Tuesday night (you know who you are!). A massive thanks from Tadley Scout Group. ...Alfie, 1st Warsash Cub, who helped a fellow Cub who was stuck at the top of the Spider Mountain slide on Tuesday. Also to Nick, Tadley Cub Leader, who ran the activity all afternoon. … the young people who helped us renew our promises yesterday on Radio Campfire. Thanks to Beavers Harry (Tadley) & Kendra (2nd Gosport), Cubs Joe Joe, Andrew & Jamie (1st Swanmore), Scout Ollie (Bishops Waltham) and Explorer Rhianna (Winchester). … Hannah from Hart Plain. Thanks for coming back from Iceland to be reunited with your Cubs from your old group. ...Hart Plain leaders who we believe were the first to complete their H0018 leaders’ challenge. ...Graham & Dawn of the media team. who celebrate their 21st anniversary today. Graham was heard to say, “Dawn is my bag-forlife”, while Dawn commented, “My nail varnish is flaky, like my marriage.” ... Elizabeth (10th Itchen North Scouts) and Maddie (Chimera ESU) who were both invested yesterday! Congratulations. …Mark 1st Bishops Waltham Cubs who is 10 today. Happy Birthday!