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Herald By and for the students of Hobart and William Smith Colleges
Drifting Away
The Unused Technology
Global Education’s Away Cafe Is a Hit
By Belinda Littlefield ‘11 Managing Editor When students arrived back on campus for the first time since the renovations, they were shocked to see the library renovations because the first floor in no way resembled its former self. Instead, students were confronted with rows of Apple computers and a learning lab that had replaced the old twentyfour hour study room. Unknown, or at least unacknowledged, for the most part, is the technological face-lift that the library received. In addition to the sleek, new Apple computers and learning lab there is a new I.T. office, an office for Technology Resources, as well as other improvements meant to make students lives easier. One of the more obvious additions is the large, flat panel screens that have been placed above curved tables on the first floor. These screens provide students with the ability to broadcast their laptop screen so that a group can work together on a project without having to crowd around a single person’s laptop. In addition, the more compact PC computers that sit on waist high tables are a response to students’ desire to have computers simply for the purpose of quickly checking email and printing. The service is labeled Quick Print due to the accessibility of the computers. Although these upgrades have been used by some,
their purpose was not necessarily broadcast to the student body. However, one resource that is being neglected is the CopyCams, which are meant to be used for large group projects. The large white boards located on the back wall at the far end of the libraries first floor can be suspended in the metal “rooms” that are built in the middle of the library. The boards can be hung at two levels around the entire structure of the “room” so that students can use several boards at once. These boards bring functionality to the idea of working in groups and brainstorming Shena Vagliano/Editor in Chief on an erasable surface because students no longer have to copy things down twice. Instead, students can bring their whiteboards over to the camera hanging on the wall next to the Technology Resource center and take a picture of it. Then, depending on their preference, the students can do any, or all, of the following: there are three buttons on the CopyCam, one sends the image immediately to print while another option LIBRARY continued on Page 2
By Karissa Seeberger ’12 Arts and Entertainment Editor On Sunday night, instead of the Cellar Pub doors being shut to the public, students were invited in, not only for a complementary drink and sushi, but to revel in stories of abroad experiences that had really impacted them. The atmosphere of the pub was altered and it resembled an off-thebeaten-path café, known as the Away Café. The lights were dimmed and soft bossa nova-esque music flooded the scene as the attendees, approximately fifty, awaited the start of the event.
whether or not it was the sixth Away Café. But in a non-intimidating fashion the host offered up his Cossack style hat for students to put their name on a piece of paper, to be called up to the open mic. The program coordinator of Center of Global Education, Doug Reilly, and his student programming assistant, Oliver Meeker, were the master minds behind the event. In Away Café’s past, originating in the fall of 2005, an average of 35 students
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Those present were carried away to foreign lands and had the opportunity to partake in international adventures. Initially, there was some debate as to
showed, but this time they exceeded expectations and peaked at fifty. AWAY continued on Page 3
Lynn Pelkey Joins the SAGA Team
To Shield and Blunder
A Contemporary Debate on the Global Missile Shield
By Shena Vagliano ’09 Editor in Chief
By Hunter LaCroix ’12 Herald Contributor On March 23 1983, President Ronald Reagan addressed While the various elements are each designed to the nation in a speech regarding the security of the United check the failures of the systems, it is evident that the States; Reagan argued, “Consistent with our obligations of system itself misses several key issues facing today’s the ABM treaty … a comprehensive and intensive effort to military tacticians. The first is that the mobile assets of the define a long-term research and development program to Missile Shield can be destroyed by an enemy force. The begin to achieve our ultimate goal of eliminating the threat other mobile assets, the Naval ships equipped with the Sposed by strategic nuclear missiles. This could pave the 3 Aegis system are harder to intercept because an enemy way for arms control measures to eliminate the weapons would not be able to pinpoint which ships actually carried themselves. We seek them. The Naval assets, neither military superiority however, have to be in the nor political advantage. Our right place at the right time only purpose--one all people and within range to actually share--is to search for ways intercept the missile. to reduce the danger of Long-range ground nuclear war.” based intercept missiles And yet over 25 years poise a separate set of later, the United States problems. In order to is still threatened by actually intercept and track Intercontinental Ballistic incoming ICBM’s Ground Missiles or as they are based Interceptors have to more commonly known rely on ground based early as ICBM’s. Did Reagan’s warning radars to accurately original intentions die target incoming ICBM’s. with the Strategic Defense This opens up international Initiative, the horrifically disputes over where the faulty “ Star Wars” promise; facilities are actually going or does it exist today as the to be based; such a dispute is Missile Defense Agency? ongoing between the US and What similarities exist the Russians over proposed Courtesy of http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:US-MissileDefenseAgency-Seal.svg between the defunct SDI early warning systems that and the hotly contested missile shield that the American would eventually be placed in Eastern Europe. Government is championing today; is there one? In addition to the problems poised by the systems Contrary to mainstream belief the missile shield is themselves, the delivery methods of our enemies present a complex 8-layer intercept system that is maintained by another set of issues. Developed Nations that have the the United States Army, Navy, and Air force. According capabilities to arm their ICBM’s with MRV’s (Multiple to the Missile Defense Agency the System is based Reentry Vehicles) can launch up to eight separate targets around the concept of several intercept systems working per missile. The ability for each ICBM to target 8 separate in tangent to safeguard the United States and its allies targets makes an interception extremely difficult. into the future. The system itself is broken up into five independent systems that all operate under the American MISSILE continued on Page 3 military’s early warning radar system.
Campus Happenings
GENEVA, NY
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With the recent retirement of Paul Zaroogian, General Manager of Dining Services, Hobart and William Smith Colleges have welcomed his replacement Lynn Pelkey with open arms. Having worked with Sodexo for the past ten years, Pelkey comes to the Colleges with significant experience and an infectious enthusiasm. Pelkey arrived Geneva after spending a year and a half as the General Manager at
opportunity to create new initiatives. In the past few years Sodexo has taken up several initiatives in an attempt to make their business greener such as switching from bottled condiments to large dispensers, purchasing unbleached napkins, and recycling the used cooking oil. Pelkey hopes to continue to push the company as well as the College’s to keep going green and has already joined in the effort to
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Lycoming College in Williamsport, PA. While she succeeded immensely at her previous job, gaining the title of Employer of the Year for a job training program she established for the developmentally disabled in the area, she longed to return to New York where she had lived years before. Coming from a campus with few recycling initiatives, Pelkey is excited to be here where she has the
make Tuesday’s in SAGA trayless. The most important thing to her throughout any process of change is keeping the students informed and making sure they understand that “it should be a personal choice.” Education is the key, she states, “students need to know how everything works and why it is important.” PELKEY continued on Page 2
A&E
Opinions
Sports
Top Ten Last Minute Gifts
Music Review: MGMT
A Step in the Right Direction
Peak Per formance a Success
Remarkable Alumnus
Music Review: Akon
New Firm, Old Trend
C o n e y S n a g s We e k l y A w a r d
DJ Pr ofile: Br endan Csaposs
Hot TV Show: Gossip Girl
I f Yo u ’ r e N o t I n t o H e r
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R eview: Don’s Own Flower Shop
Crossword & Sudoku
The New Nightlife?
Accolades
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New Technology in Librar y Goes Unused By Students Continued from Page 1
Shena Vagliano, Editor-in-Chief Belinda Littlefield, Managing Editor Francesca Antonucci, Campus Happenings Editor Tim Hollinger, Opinions Editor Karissa Seeberger, A&E Editor Carrie Stevens, Sports Editor Amy Nimon, Photography Editor Contributors Belinda Littlefield Erin Meehan Karissa Seeberger Caley Goldblatt John Howland Nick Petros James Landi Carrie Stevens Jennifer Hollander Pablo Modesto Tim Hollinger Jennifer Crupnick Amy Nimon Nina Dotti Hunter LaCroix Marisa Athas Bevin O’Conner Kathryn Lawton Distribution Annica Crouse Karissa Seeberger
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PELKEY continued from Page 1 The hardest challenge Pelkey faces is trying to keep meals exciting but familiar at the same time. Understanding of the fact that students can feel like there is nothing good to eat, she still encourages healthy eating;
“students need to be aware of the fact that when you come on campus it’s easy to eat unhealthily because there is so much variety.” Overall, Pelkey just wants every student to “feel like it is their kitchen away from home.”
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is to send it to USB, with a convenient outlet located to the right of the buttons. The third option sends the
The Herald would like to apologize to John Lawrence ’12 and any other photographers who were not crediting in the previous issue. Due to late submissions and time constraints photo credits slipped below our radar. This problem has since been fixed.
The Green Zone By James Landi ’08 Herald Contributor The Colleges are in the fourth week of the RecycleMania Competition, and I’m happy to report a few recycling successes: The inter-Campus Waste Audit Competition kicked off on Monday, February 9th. Area 1 (Mini Quad, Geneva and Medbery) is currently being “audited”. This means that a group of SEALs (yes that is an acronym…Student Environmental Advocate Liaisons…THANK YOU ALLIE!!!) weigh the Mini Quad, Geneva and Medbery’s waste every afternoon this week (Feb. 9th-13th). The SEALs record the weight of recyclables and trash from the area. The recorded weights from the area allow us to calculate the rate of recycling and…this is where we find our first RecycleMania WAC successAREA 1, represented by the gents on the East Side of Campus is recording RECORD recycling rates!!! The Hobart men are currently recycling over 20% more than the Colleges’ average recycling rate…if the Mini Quad, Geneva and Medbery can keep up the momentum through Friday the 13th(article was written Wednesday the 11th), then they will certainly prove themselves a hard group to beat.
Sunset through the trees caught by TJ Radzwich ’09
email to a website, whose URL is written to the left of the buttons so that the image can be retrieved anywhere that the Internet is available. Holly Morris-Kuentz, the Director of I.T. Services, wants students to know that these white boards can be moved throughout the library to suit the needs of students and that they are there to be used. In addition to these resources, there are scanners located on at least two of the computer tables as well as another in the Technology Resource Lab. The Resource Lab fills the needs of students that wish to make a documentary by providing cameras, editing software and tutorials, the technology to record original compositions, as well as tech support throughout the whole of the process. Services such as these should be taken advantage of; to some degree, the tuition that each student gives to the school has already paid for them
I encountered our second RecycleMania WAC success Monday night at 8:30pm in the form of
“HALL STOMP 2009”. Kappa Sigma and Phi Sigma Kappa fraternities were joined by a group of Campus Greens and took on the Residence Halls in Area 1. The effect, Medbery, Geneva and the Mini Quad GOT STOMPED, and over 90 pounds of recyclables were collected in less than an hour. While stomping, fraternity brothers and campus greens spread the word about RecycleMania, and in so doing set a high level of competition for the remainder of RecycleMania.
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WAC SCHEDULE Area 1: Mini Quad, Geneva and Medbery 9th-13th (Hosted by Will Beckham) Area 2: JPR and Sherrill are on deck to have Waste Audited 16th-20th(Hosted by Stacey Rice) Area 3: Blackwell, McCormick, Hirshon and Comstock 23rd-27th (Hosted by Prabi Basnet) 4: de Cordova, Caird and 2nd-6th (Hosted by Erin Cudd)
I recommend that you start gearing up for the competition early by touching base with your RAs, ACs, and Area Host (listed above under WAC Schedule). Also, feel free to contact Recycle@ hws.edu with any questions or concerns about RecycleMania/the HWS Recycling Program.
A Spirited Review The Original Drink of the Week Since 2006
Ruby Relaxer If you’ve been having a typical college day, stressed from classes, labs, readings, papers, and any number of other things, and you really just need a drink to sit back with and relax, the Ruby Relaxer is exactly what you need. It is the perfect drink for anyone after a long day. Ingredients: 1 shot peach schnapps 1 shot vodka 1 shot Malibu coconut rum pineapple juice cranberry juice
Combine the peach schnapps, vodka and Malibu rum in a glass. Fill most of the way with pineapple juice then add a splash of cranberry juice, and serve. The Herald reminds you to enjoy the drink of the week safely and at the appropriate time and location, as long as you are of age…
FRIDAY, February 13, 2009
Campus Happenings WEOS DJ Profile: Brendan Csaposs Name of Show/Time/Type of Music: Brendan’s Bordello of Rock, Mondays 10-11 PM on WEOS Number of Years on the Radio/Title: 3 years, DJ
politics, but I suppose that could mean a future in radio as the boring politician that gets audio-sampled for the nightly newscast...
Why did you decide to DJ?: My best friend Genoa has been working at the Radio Station since freshman year, and had suggested it a few times, so I guestDJ’d with her on several occasions. I decided that I liked it and would enjoy pursuing my own show. Favorite Moment on the Air: Most of the things that come to mind involve equipment dying or crazy people calling the station while I’m in the middle of a talk break... but I guess earlier this year, when I was on at an earlier time slot on Mondays, I used to be on right before NPR’s World Café, I would always get excited to sign off and cut to the intro music, because it’s such an amazing program (apparently I’m a bigger dork than I realized). Favorite (Karen
Band: Two
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Yeah words:
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Yeahs. appeal.)
What are you currently listening to?: Right this second, I’m rocking out to “The Mayflower Compact” by the Foxglove Hunt. Lately, I’ve been giving Blitzen Trapper’s “Furr” heavy rotation in my car’s CD player and I recently resurrected Of Montreal’s “The Sunlandic Twins” for another go-round.
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This rise in numbers is perhaps due to the enticing email sent out, that offered an escape for students overwhelmed with work, or maybe some students are just trying to figure out in these final weeks where they are destined to study abroad, hoping to have an epiphany from their inspirational peers. Some pieces were prepared in poetry form, as one young gentleman who studied in China, Innis Baah, recited his verse themed “Eyes on Me”. There were also musical arrangements, short improvisational pieces, conversational stories, and some prerecorded videos. Not only were stories of American students who traveled abroad revealed, but international students, who are currently abroad, shared their experiences in the United States. A Portuguese student, Mariza Pereira, going along these lines, shared how being abroad can make one long for the cultural securities and traditions of your homeland. Now after feeling a strong disconnect with Portugal, she sought out traditional Portuguese music, known as “Fado”
and has begun to learn the songs that express “saudade,” which can only be described in English as a nostalgic longing and sadness mixed with pleasure for those who left their loved ones. Another student who traveled to Russia entertained us with a humorous experience he had involving a prestigious Cossack general who treated them all to dinner and drinks, and then proceeded to woo one of his female travel companions. Laura Valdmanis and Victor Pultinas nonchalantly shared a scattered adventure in Poland that highlighted on the spontaneity of their travel, including everything from being invited to a Swiss wedding to attempting to track down this American who owned a tortilla factory. Absurd as this may sound, these stories gave prospective travelers a clear window into the changes that they may undergo during their time abroad and the inevitable disasters that they will run into, yet the moral of the story was that they would not take these invaluable experiences back for anything in the world.
Future in Radio?: Well, currently I’m hoping to go into
Remarkable Alumnus: Alger L. Adams ’32 The First African American Man to Graduate Hobart College By Erin Meehan ’11 Herald Contributor In honor of Black History Month a William Smith student named Shanelle France spoke about Alger Adams’s life and experiences at Hobart. He was the first African American man to graduate from Hobart College in the year 1832. France stated, “Looking back and knowing the injustices that Adams faced, he demolished the paralyzing barriers that others were trying to build, and combated evil with determination and positivity. Adams’s memory is a living example that challenged the colleges to judge someone by the content of one’s character and not the color of one’s skin.” The inspirational Adams first came to campus from Omaha, Nebraska in the fall of 1928. He was not allowed to live in the dormitories because of his race. However, he found solace the black community present in Geneva. Although small in size, only about 150 people at the time, they were more than willing to facilitate this ambitious and intelligent man. He lived with one family on Dorchester Avenue, and later with Joe and Nettie Dugan. Adams, after the birth of his daughter Patricia, asked the Dugans’ to be her godparents. While at school Adams worked numerous jobs to make money during the harsh economic times of the Depression.
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This did not prevent him from graduating magna cum laude and being named Phi Beta Kappa. After leaving Geneva he attended the New York Theological Seminary. In 1950, Adams and his wife Jessie purchased the paper entitled the Westchester Country press. Adams saw the investment as a great outlet to voice his opinion on civil rights. In 1962, the couple founded a school for printing and production called the Creative Printery. Adams received his master’s degree in teaching. He was also interested in journalism and wrote two novels. If this was not enough, Adams was an avid painter and ten of his pieces were on display in Houghton House during the 2002 Reunion for the alumni to enjoy. He continued to run both the newspaper and the school until his retirement in 1980. Hobart presented Adams with an honorary Doctor of Divinity degree in 1983. Last year the Office of Intercultural Affairs began the Academic Success Dinner, where he will be honored annually. To learn more about this brilliant and talented man please visit the Hobart and William Smith website under the alumni/ae section.
Upcoming Events Friday 2/13 Fieldhouse • 12:20pm “No Sweat” @ logues @ Geneva Room no Mo • 7:30pm The Vagina Models” @ Sanford Room • 8:00pm Friday Flix “Role Barn • Midnight Revival @ the Saturday 2/14 • Valentine’s Day nologues @ Geneva Room • 4:30pm The Vagina Mo @ Vandervort • 10:00pm Chi Phi Fireball Sunday 2/15 Sake @ Sunset Bowl • 3:00pm Bowl For Kids @ Fieldhouse • 7:30pm Indoor Cycling Monday 2/16 • President’s Day Fieldhouse • 12:20pm “No Sweat” @ @ Vandervort Red Cross Blood Drive • 1:00 - 6:00pm American y Activities @ Stern 202 • 7:00pm President’s Da Tuesday 2/17 @ Fieldhouse • 5:30pm Indoor Cycling Fieldhouse • 6:00pm Cardio Kick @ Wednesday 2/18 rium Community @ Library At • 7:00am - 7:00pm Row for n @ IC tio nta ese Pr al Successful Or • 6:00pm Pizza & Making Thursday 2/19 ff • Winter Carnival Kick-O Skate @ HWS Ice Rink en • 10:00am - 2:00pm Op ies @ IC & Internship Opportunit • 7:30pm Summer Research
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El Heraldo By Pablo Modesto ’09 Herald Contributor
This week we are hitting the ground running towards our goal of cultural enlightenment, in particular, for those who wish to learn about Latin America. This will be achieved through different histories of diverse aspects from various cultures. We will begin a distinguished man, Pablo (who everyone seems to either confuse me for or relate me to). Yes, your mind wandered to the right one, Pablo Neruda of Chile. This revolutionary thinker was a Nobel peace prize winner and a politician. However, he is simply referred to, by many Latin Americans, as the poet. Here I bring you a poem, A Burial in the East, from his surrealist stage that exemplifies a style, which has brought me to appreciate and hold in high regard the potential that words can have. I work nights, in the ring of the city Among fishermen, potters, cadavers, cremations Of saffron and fruits shrouded into red muslin. Under my balcony pass the terrible dead Sounding their coppery flutes and their chains, Strident and mournful and delicate- they hiss Through the color of poisoned and ponderous flowers, Through the cries of the smoldering dancers, The tom-toms augmented monotony, In the crackle and fume of the wood smoke.
One burn in the road, by the ooze of the river, And their hearts, clogging up or preparing some monstrous exertion Will whirl away burning, their legs and their feet incandescent; The tremulous ash will descend on the water And float like a branching of carbonized flowersA bonfire put out by the might of some wayfarer Who lighted the black of the water and devoured some part Of a vanished subsistence, an ultimate liquor. Words by Pablo Neruda, translation by Ben Belitt
MISSILE continued from Page 1 Another major delivery system is a single individual. A single religious fanatic armed with a Small atomic Weapon (like a Special Atomic Demolition Munition) or as it is more commonly known as a suitcase nuke; can cause more damage than 10 Iranian armed missiles. Mainly because Iranian’s would still have to launch their weapons while a single extremist merely has to get on a ship and head into New York harbor. Despite these shortcomings however the Shield has several strategic benefits. It allows the US to deal with nations with limited nuclear arsenals. This benefit allows the US to pursue stricter paths with North Korea and Iran, while at the same time alleviating US allies’ fears of nuclear-armed neighbors. The Shield also has eight separate layers of deterrence making the likelihood that a limited nuclear strike against the US would succeed particularly small. In addition to the
added security the Missile Shield would allow the US to retire some of its older deterrent systems and focus more on the elimination of nuclear weapons. An effective shield would deter future states from developing nuclear weapons. The Missile Shield’s eight systems could easily target the ICBM’s three phases of flight path. Is it necessary to develop the shield? On March 23, 1983 Reagan stated “ My fellow Americans, tonight we’re launching an effort which holds the promise of changing the course of human history. There will be risks, and results take time. But I believe we can do it. As we cross this threshold, I ask for your prayers and your support.” The global missile shield will allow the US to enjoy some security within an insecure world. Only time will tell if the US is ready to cross the “ threshold” into the promise of a safer tomorrow.
FRIDAY, February 13, 2009
Campus Happenings Get to Know the Area This new section of The Herald is meant to give the students of Hobart and William Smith Colleges a taste of what Geneva and the surrounding area has to offer. Every issue John Howland, our official Get to Know Your Area Correspondent, will be reviewing a local business so that you can get to know more about our community.
Top Ten Last-Minute Valentines Day Gift Ideas By Caley Goldblatt ’12 Herald Contributor
Don’s Own Flower Shop
1. Roses
Flowers are a classic staple of Valentine’s Day. Head over to Don’s Own Flower Shop for their specialty Valentine’s Day bouquets made up of roses, tulips, or a custom design.
By John Howland ’10 Herald Contributor Valentines Day has up to two week life span. always been about giving. The Despite the beauty of the idea of bestowing presents to different arrangements, they that special person is as old as the definitely are not cheap. A dozen holiday itself. This holiday, unlike long stem roses with greens and any other, is the time for flowers, filler in a vase is $84.95. Although candies, and stuffed animals. this is high, after doing some With that in mind, I headed comparative shopping on both 1down to Don’s Own Flower Shop 800-Flowers and 1-800-Send-FTD located on 40 Seneca Street, right Don’s prices were actually lower. near Parkers. The reason for the lower prices is Don’s has been open that the big flower companies don’t since 1985, although recently actually make their arrangements. they expanded to their current When an order is placed with one location in order to offer a more of the corporate companies, they diverse collection of goods. In will forward the order to a local addition to the vast array of flower shop, while taking some flowers, they also offer cards, money for their trouble. The prices soaps, lotions, and chocolates, seem lower, but when accounting which I can personally attest for taxes, fees, service charges, to the deliciousness of. Small handling changes, shipping and trinkets, glass bowls, and a warm handling and a plethora of other aroma abound inside. If you nickel and diming maneuvers it don’t find what you are looking got expensive very quickly. So, if for in the shop, something more you decide to buy some flowers, Amy Nimon/Photography Editor avoid websites and go for Don’s. to your liking can be ordered in from suppliers. When ordering flowers, to This shop is in high gear as their busiest day of the get the most for your buck, here are a few tips. Flowers year approaches. The owners Vicky Munson and Johanna are kept in a vase; unfortunately these holders can cost Davids say they enjoy their job immensely as it provides sometimes $20. Avoid this by asking for a cheaper plastic a different experience everyday, “No two days are the one. Second, although roses are a nice treat, there are same” Johanna said with a smile . other, cheaper flowers that are also attractive. A dozen The quality of work produced at this shop is evident in roses are seen as the standard, but a single flower can be the fact that it is the florist used by the Colleges whenever just as effective. Remember, it is the gesture, not the gift they need an arrangement. Although specializing in itself. If you do choose to buy roses, remember that they fresh flowers, Don’s also offers silk flowers. In order to come in many different colors. Red has become almost compete with some of the larger floral companies, Don’s cliché, try something different. Thirdly, when ordering flowers pay attention to the stem length, the shorter the cheaper but a long stem has an effect that cannot be replicated. Flowers bought at Wal-Mart will undoubtedly be cheaper than a florist, but the quality or lack thereof shows. My final tip is that, when ordering flowers, especially with a complex or unique request, some time might be needed. Overall I was impressed with Don’s. I give it a 4/5. I am not the type of person that spends a lot of time in small gift stores but it was oddly homey inside. It was a nice break from a dreary, slushy Geneva afternoon. As February 14th approaches, remember that everyone likes receiving a gift, especially when it has a chocolate center.
2. A Framed Photo
Go on Facebook and print out a precious photo of the two of you. Make sure it is one that she did not untag! Then get it framed at The Frame Shop located on Seneca Street.
#3 Wine Tour
If you are lucky enough to be of age, take advantage of living in wine country and set up a romantic day for the two of you. Go to fingerlakewinetours. com to check times and make arrangements.
4. Chocolate
It is a Valentine’s Day cliché for a reason! You can branch out from plain chocolates in a box at Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory located at the outlets at Waterloo. They have chocolate covered strawberries, caramel apples, fudge, and more Valentine’s Day deliciousness.
5. Jewelr y
Any girl will love getting jewelry, as long as her friends have given it a stamp of approval. For less expensive jewelry check out Earthly Possessions just down Seneca Street, but if price is not a concern, the AGT Diamonds outlet at Waterloo is definitely a good option.
6. Dinner
Since we are located right on the lake, a romantic dinner at the Belhurst Castle has Valentine date written all over it. To make reservations call 315-781-0201 ext. 6.
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has invested heavily in quality. When each shipment of flowers comes in, every pedal is individually inspected, and if approved, goes through a rigorous two hour preservation process that allows the flowers to have an
John’s Rating: 4/5 Stars
The Blotter Wednesday, Feb 4th
• Vandalism at Eaton Hall, still under investigation.
Saturday, Feb 7th
• 7 Hobart and 2 William Smith students under 21 found in possession of alcohol in Rees at 9:55pm.
Sunday , Feb 8th
• 1 Hobart student accused of harassment at Kappa Sigma at 2:25am. • Window vandalized at Hale Hall, found at 8:43am, still under investigation. • Wallet Stolen on Seneca St at 9:11am, still under investigation. • Vehicle vandalized at Barn, reported at 12:26pm, still under investigation. • Wall vandalized at Durfee Hall, reported at 12:27pm, still under investigation. • Appliance vandalized at Emerson Hall, reported at 12:42pm, still under investigation. • Windshield wipers stolen at Field House, reported at 12:45pm, still under investigation. • Bicycle stolen from Jackson Hall, reported at 1:55pm, still under investigation. • 5 Vehicles vandalized at Jackson, reported at 2:00pm, still under investigation. •Appliance stolen from Emerson Hall, reported at 8:55pm, still under investigation.
7. Calendar
Make a personalized calendar full of memories. Go to Walgreens. com to upload the pictures and pick it up in the store!
8. Fondue
You do not have to spend a lot to have a romantic dinner in. Having a fondue dinner for Valentine’s Day is pretty much perfect. You can get all the ingredients at Wegman’s and the Fondue pot from Kitchen Collections, located at the Waterloo Outlets.
9. Card
Sometimes nothing beats a good old Hallmark card. Guard Cards is located on Seneca Street and has tons to choose from, as does Wegman’s and Walgreens.
10. Trip
Sometimes the best thing to do in Geneva is to escape it for a few days. Take a trip away to Canada, New York City, or one of the cute Bed and Breakfast Inns that flood upstate New York.
FRIDAY, February 13, 2009
Opinions A Step in the Right Direction By Tim Hollinger ’11 Opinions Editor During this past week’s joint Hobart and William Smith student government meeting, quorum members took a break from screeching at each other, and were treated to the rare delight of the presence of HWS administrators. It was refreshing to finally see the president and key staff members directly address HWS students. In one hour of discussion I was able to glean more about the current standing of our school then I’d typically learn from multiple sources over weeks. I can only hope that the administration makes a habit of honesty and transparency and that this step in the right direction doesn’t become an outlier. The panel consisted of President Mark Gearan, Vice President of Student Affairs Rob Flowers, and Deans Cerri Banks and Eugen Baer. Gearan started the meeting by offering a recap of the most recent trustee weekend. As would be expected, the focus was the continuing economic meltdown. Gearan offered a laundry list of measures the colleges are taking in light of the economy, then proclaimed that “we will be fine, but no one should believe we are immune.” While I could have done without the blatant double talk, it was reassuring that Gearan was being honest. I couldn’t help but raise my eyebrows when Gearan announced the new travel restrictions, however, while behind him, both deans shook
their heads and laughed. I don’t know if they were expressing frustration or, as it seemed, discrediting the strictness of the restrictions. In a matter of fact way, Gearan outlined the school’s revenue streams: 78% feeds directly in from students, 9% from the endowment, 10% from gifts and grants, and the last 3%, as he revealed after prompting, is from interest. Gearan repeatedly pointed to the small amount of funding that comes from the endowment, which has lost 28% of its value in recent months. He was adamant that we are better off than larger institutions, which rely more heavily on their endowments, comparing HWS to Harvard, which expects 60% of its funding per year from its endowments. Despite this, things may not be as rosy as Gearan reports. He told us that building projects had been halted and fundraising was going to become much harder. This may have something to do with the 10% of the budget that is supposed to come from gifts and grants - two funding sources that may go dry in the current morass. Despite our recent “A” rating from the S&P index, the measures that Gearan has been forced to take, which include a freeze on unnecessary hiring, warn that we are in trouble and should pay close attention to how this will affect our institution. The discussion ultimately crept on far longer then necessary,
By Jeffiner Crupnick ’10 Herald Contributor as quorum members started to raise unrelated concerns about cultural and religious involvement on campus. The administrators did their best to answer the questions as, I’m sure, their families waited at home. While no major leeway was made on solving issues of inclusiveness at HWS, it was made clear that more forums and discussions are an absolute necessity. If the administrators learned anything from the meeting, it was certainly that students care about the institution’s larger issues, and have opinions that are worth hearing. They should take this discussion as a harbinger for all the information they could gather from students across campus. I encourage the members of the panel to set up more discussions targeted at different groups on campus to gain a better understanding of what students think about these (and other) pressing issues. At times it felt like the panel was merely putting out fires. They moved swiftly from the ongoing budget issues to the tragic death of Warren Kimber, with little to buffer the sour news, save a few tidbits about housing and inclusiveness. I appreciate that they were frank about the serious nature of campus happenings - however, I hope they intend to continue this dialogue with students after these pressing issues pass. It was certainly a breath of fresh air.
Herald Classic By Alexander Mann Vol. 1 No. 1 First published March 15th 1879 The present is an auspicious time for beginning the publication of a College paper. Our beloved Alma Mater, under the efficient management of Dr. Hinsdale, is entering upon a new era of prosperity; a renewed interest is shown in everything connected with the College , and we all believe that Hobart will soon resume its former rank. It is owing to this feeling that the Junior class conceived the idea of publishing THE HERALD, and we shall strive to make it a paper in every way worthy of the
institution from which it emanates. To do this the editors must have the earnest and hearty support of all the undergraduates. If left to their own resources, although they may succeed in filling the columns, yet they cannot fairly represent the ability and literary taste of the college. THE HERALD is not to be the organ of any class or of any set. It professes to be the organ of the undergraduates, and to make it what it professes to be, each student ought to feel personally interested in its success, and consider himself in duty bound to contribute something to its columns. In this way only can it be made a success. We, therefore,
earnestly entreat the students to take this matter into consideration, and to do all in their power to make THE HERALD worthy to rank among other college publications. All contributed articles should be written in a courteous tone, and must , of course, be subject to the approval of the editors. We do not, however, intend to exercise a rigid censorship in this matter, it not being necessary that the editors should approve the opinions expressed. All that can be insisted upon is, that the articles be written in a proper spirit, and be accompanied by the real as well as the fictitious name of the writer.
New Firm, Old Trend By Marisa Athas ’09 and Kathryn Lawton ’11 Herald Contributors The recent Student Activities meeting for clubs last week glossed over a major gender issue with its introduction of “CInk,” the new marketing firm. CInk was introduced as a new way to help “student organizations advertise and market successful events to the entire campus.” Sounds fairly innocent, right? Further inspection however, reveals a gendered hierarchical ordering of packages: on the lowest rung is the “The Heron’s Plan2,” which offers the most basic service. Its services compose literally half of those offered within “The Statesmen Plan” and a third of “The President Gearan Plan” (which offers the most aid). While we applaud the incorporation of the Colleges’ themes and important figures, we couldn’t help but notice the inequity at the heart of its structure. Why is “The Heron Plan,” which is clearly advertised to attract William Smith students, the smallest plan that offers the least amount of help? While students of either College can select any of the three plans, because the Statesmen Plan is double the aid, this sends a certain message. One possibility is that William Smith students need less help than their male counterparts at club organization, thus they might be more drawn to engaging CInk for a simple “touch up” rather than a more intensive “club makeover.” However, the message that it actually sends is that Hobart Statesmen are more highly valued and therefore the more complex and substantive package is advertised in their name. Simultaneously, this implies that the William Smith Herons
are less valuable and therefore the smallest package in the hierarchy is in their name. We believe that this subordination of Herons to Statesmen is commonplace on this campus and the community at large. These notions simply do not align with the gender equity ideal that Hobart and William Smith strive for. This unequal structuring of CInk is especially ironic when one considers that out of 66 clubs and organizations registered with Student Activities, 44 are headed by women.
Why are William Smith students relegating their own classmates and their own school to second-rate, second-class status? In thinking about this article, we couldn’t help but recall a parallel instance of gender imbalance at a popular local breakfast spot, the Water Street Café. The Heron Plate at Water Street is the scaled-down, smaller version of the Statesmen breakfast. We question the meaning of this labeling. If a William Smith student is hungry enough to eat a large meal in the morning does that automatically gender her a man? Similarly, why should the better CInk package be advertised to Statesmen? Why are William Smith students relegating their own classmates and their own school to second-rate, second-class status? Is it the same reason why William Smith athletic events draw dramatically smaller crowds than Hobart’s? Why SAA gets thousands more in donations each year than
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the Heron Society? Why William Smith students still refer to Hobart and William Smith Colleges only as “Hobart” because it’s supposedly “easier” to say or “better known”? The most recent edition of The Monthly Visitor illuminated many facts about William Smith students’ myriad successes, namely that William Smith has a much higher GPA than Hobart, more WS students graduate with Latin honors, more bring home athletic championships, and more are All-Americans. Despite all of this achievement, hard work, and talent, and in spite of the overwhelming majority of William Smith students in clubs, community service, and leadership activities on campus, this CInk organization implies that William Smith is a fraction of Hobart and William Smith Colleges rather than one equal half. What’s worse than this sad reality is that William Smith students such as the ones who founded this company (in addition to many others) are active participants in pushing themselves to the background and subordinate to Hobart. While we realize that in the grand scheme of clubs and events at HWS, the matter of CInk’s hierarchy is small. However, it is part of the larger patriarchal environment. We encourage students, women and men alike, to question the structures around them and investigate whether or not they are supporting this system of inequality. “CInk” is the latest glaring example of William Smith students de-valuing themselves in favor of Hobart. Go find some others and change them!
On February 6th, 2009, the movie “He’s Just Not That Into You” was released proving to be a top hit among young women, especially with Valentine’s Day only a week away. The movie presents different signs to look for if a guy is truly not interested. For example, he’s just not that into you if he does not call you, he is not sleeping with you (anymore), or he does not want to marry you (after dating you for over ten years). Essentially, the movie tells women to stop kidding themselves. If a guy really likes you, he will do everything in his power to show it. In case any of you men were wondering, this Saturday, the 14th of February is Valentine’s Day. So, if you have a special lady in mind now is the time to start planning something extraordinary. “He’s Just Not That Into You” offers women insight on how to interpret men’s signals or lack thereof. So guys, listen up. I am here to tell you how women interpret your Valentine’s Day gestures. If you bought her flowers… While they might cost a small fortune, a dozen red roses shows that you have been sneaking peaks at her weekly soap http://www.shopmall2u.com opera, and you picked the easiest thing possible. If you are going the flower route, at least find out what her favorite flower is. Perhaps, go pick them up yourself and deliver them, rather than relying on 1-800FLOWERS to do your dirty work. Besides, if you use local businesses like Don’s Flower Shop, you will save yourself the 15% mark-up.
If you bought her chocolate… Whatever you do, do not get the diet kind. This will without doubt end in catastrophe and possible injury to yourself! If you made her dinner… As much as you may love pizza and beer, this is not what she is looking for. And, no, Taco Bell does not count either. If you have to resort to take-out, make sure you at least hide the cartons, and make sure it is something that actually resembled food at some point in time. If you really want to impress her, find out her favorite meal, and go for it. She will probably forgive you if you burn the house down because it will be a good story to tell. However, food poisoning may be a different story. http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/spoon-taste-food-1.jpg
If you did nothing… You should probably reactivate your e-harmony account, or hit the gym because you may be single soon. While she might have sworn she wants nothing for Valentine’s Day, this is just a test. I repeat, just a test. So, what have we learned here? This Valentine’s Day do something creative, spontaneous, and unique for your lady. If any of you are lacking a lady for the 14th, I am willing to accept any gestures with open arms. I am a big fan of coral roses, Lindt Truffles, and Chicken Parmesan. Good luck boys!
The New Nightlife? By Nina Dotti ’12 Herald Contributor As much fun as it can be to get drunk, listen to loud music and grind up against people you know, or don’t know. You also want to be able to move a little bit while you do it, otherwise it kind of defeats the purpose of dancing. Since Heavy’s closed last year the fraternities have become one of the only underage dance venues. Consequently when they throw big parties, sweat and claustrophobia come with the fun. So then the pressing question is, where else can dance parties be held? One answer to this question might make many people cringe; the Barn. Yes, the Barn. Many have stumbled upon dances or other events held in the barn and quickly left because the average number of people hits about a dismal 25. But events like these are fading and the Barn sits empty and unused pretty much all the time. Dance classes and club practices grace its wide open floors on occasion, but this easily available space remains vacant most days and pretty much all nights. Before you bash the Barn’s history and disregard its entire existence, think about the potential. First, it’s easy to get access to the space. If anyone wants to host an event—live music, DJ, open mic or most anything—all they have to do is co-host it with an existing club or organization. Second, if funding is required for equipment, decorations or food, CAB will often sponsor events and cover the costs (keep in mind the
space itself is free to all students). Third, it is a neutral location, meaning it is no one’s house/territory and everyone is welcome. Beyond the possible night life activities that the barn could foster, it also has the potential to become an open student lounge. If people are interested, the school is willing to open this space up during the day and even evenings as a place to chill. It has couches, pool tables and lots of room conducive to just hanging out. So why has this prime venue failed to attract people and parties? One reason might be that the events held in the barn have no alcohol. For many people going out includes; dancing, friends, booze and fun, where booze and friends are the only constants. From beer pong to Jell-O shots, the life of the party is codependent on the surplus of alcohol. Then how can Barn parties be made more popular? Although it does not offer alcohol, it can offer live music and dance parties. And yes this, too, can be fun; besides there is no denying that drinking happens elsewhere, and sobriety is not checked at the door. There are several exciting student run parties coming up; check them out, bring friends and enjoy yourself. Or create your own event and use the excellent space to throw your own party. If the barn events gain popularity, more will be hosted and there is nothing stopping it from becoming an exciting night scene.
FRIDAY, February 13, 2009
Arts and Entertainment Much Greatly Music Terrible By Nick Petros ’09 Herald Contributor Every now and again someone brings up a band, and a bystander sings praise of the group based on one particular song. Of course this is done instead of merely saying, “Hey, I like that song.” Nevertheless, who am I to criticize other’s judgments? I am merely preparing you, the reader, to criticize mine. MGMT is a name that has been thrown around a lot recently. I personally haven’t heard of the group, consisting of Ben Goldwasser and Andrew VanWyngarden before this year. The ‘Wiki’ says they were signed in 2006, but their major label debut didn’t come until 2007. That aside, I think their EP “Time to Pretend,” their sound, and their original direction all attest to their lack of radio play. “Time to Pretend” is a cool song. Cool does not mean particularly catchy or musically genius. It is cool like a science fair project. My initial reaction was, “Wow, they used all of those sounds at once!” “Boogie Down” and “Kids” also take the same approach to music. It sounds as though the composers used a paintby-color book with their keyboard to produce their background track. “Destrokk” is definitely an interesting tune, but it makes me anxious. Extremely fast kick beats
combined with an occasionally out of key synth lead makes for a very unsettling listen. I might be missing something. “Love Always Remains” seems to be an attempt at a ballad. Still, I cannot tear my ears away from the interesting combination of sounds that propels this song. In the end it doesn’t seem to go anywhere, thematically, or dynamically (aside from that strangely orchestrated crescendo) until the EP proceeds to the next song. “Indie Rokkers” takes the recognizable form of a song, in the conventional sense, I guess, with an audible melody, and a discernable direction. However, it is destroyed by
the vocals. I saved the worst for last, because I do not understand it. Sometimes in music, people who can sing produce stupid songs, like Beyoncé. Sometimes artists who cannot sing produce unbelievable songs, like Bob Dylan. Then every once in a while, people who cannot sing produce a terrible song, and for some reason everybody listens to it. The vocals on literally every track in the “Time to Pretend – EP” are doubled by both writers, and often, barely audible. Call me oldfashioned, but when I listen to a song that someone wrote with lyrics, I would prefer to hear them. Honestly, the only valid explanation for the relative success of this group can be attributed to the mood that is produced by “Time to Pretend.” This is certainly why it has been used as a theme to television programs such as The Skins and Gossip Girl. Enough of these ‘electric is the new thing’ melodies have always been the ‘thing,’ and unless I am a robot next Halloween, MGMT will not be on any of my future playlists. The next time someone says a band is great, ask them if they’ve heard more than one song before you allow their evaluation to be the basis of a seven dollar purchase.
Robert Randolph & The Family Band to Play Smith Opera House
Robert Randolph & The Family Band, a multicultural Americanblues and funk band, makes its Geneva debut, 8 p.m., Friday, Feb. 20 at the Smith Opera House, 82 Seneca St. Tickets are $25 general admission, $15 for students. Doors open at 7:00 A virtuoso on the pedal steel guitar, Robert Randolph set the music world on fire in 2000 when he began playing his first club dates in New York City. Randolph started playing the instrument as a churchgoing teenager in Orange, NJ, a small city just outside of Newark. He regularly attended the House of God Church, an African-American Pentecostal denomination that had been implementing steel guitars (or “Sacred Steel”) in services since the ‘30s, with the pedal steel in particular being introduced during the ‘70s. It looks like a guitar neck propped up on metal table legs, and has pedals and knee levers to raise and lower the strings and change their pitch. Randolph learned to play by watching other steel players during church services; years later, he updated that sacred basis with a secular mix of funk and soul, giving a new multicultural
facelift to an instrument that had often been associated with country music. In early 2000, Jim Markel heard Randolph play at the Sacred Steel Convention in Florida and subsequently introduced him to his friend, Gary Waldman. Together, Waldman and Markel began to manage Randolph’s career, which took flight after Matt Hickey, a talent buyer at Manhattan’s Bowery Ballroom, signed Randolph on as the opening act for the North Mississippi Allstars. Within a month, Randolph had graduated to the Beacon Theater, where he played alongside Medeski, Martin & Wood. Keyboardist John Medeski enjoyed Randolph’s playing so much that he asked him to record an instrumental gospel/blues album with the band. The resulting record, “The Word,” was released in August 2001 to
great critical and popular acclaim. Randolph’s own group, the Family Band, includes cousins Danyell Morgan and Marcus Randolph (bass and drums, respectively) and John Ginty(Hammond B-3 organ). The band’s career began with opening gigs for a variety of blues, jazz-funk, and jam bands such as the Derek Trucks Band, Karl Denson’s Tiny Universe, and Soulive; headlining gigs became the norm within a few months’ time. Robert Randolph & the Family Band released “Live at the Wetlands” in fall 2001, capturing the band’s live performance at the legendary Wetlands venue shortly before it closed. The group’s studio debut, “Unclassified,” followed in 2003 and introduced Randolph to an even wider audience. One new fan was veteran guitarist Eric Clapton, who brought the band out on tour and appeared on Robert Randolph’s third release, “Colorblind,” in 2006. The group’s sound is inspired by successful 1970s funk bands such as Earth, Wind & Fire and Sly & the Family Stone, another multicultural band comprised of former members of the Church of God in Christ. Randolph himself has also stated that his main influence as a guitarist is Stevie Ray Vaughan. Although he has only put out two studio albums, Rolling Stone magazine named Randolph as one of the 100 greatest guitar players of all time. Robert Randolph & The Family Band is presented by Hobart and William Smith Colleges’ “Live from Geneva” music series. Tickets are available at the HWS College Store, The Smith box office, by calling 315-781-LIVE (5483) or toll-free 866355-LIVE (5483) and on-line at www. TheSmith.org. Smith box office hours are weekdays between 9 a.m. and 4 p.m. The Smith accepts MasterCard, Visa and Discover.
Gossip Girl By Caley Goldblatt ’12 Herald Contributer
“Gossip Girl” takes you into the lives of the insanely rich that live in Manhattan’s Upper East Side. The show follows a group of teenagers that attend private schools and exclusive parties. They are the notorious elite. Those surrounding them collect tips, which always end up posted on the web page, GossipGirl.net. Whether it’s hook ups, pregnancy rumors, or couple alerts, all posts act as a catalyst to the rumors. The unidentifiable Gossip Girl narrates the show, exploiting the main characters’ secrets and fueling rumors. The website further adds to the scrutiny of the popular group, as their classmates turn into technological spies; they are just a camera-phone picture away from discovering a new story. Logging on to GossipGirl.net, anyone can read about all the rumors and gossip circulating the group and their illegal antics. In a world filled with money, drugs and scandal, everything always rises to the surface, and when it does, Gossip Girl makes sure everyone knows about it. Serena van der Woodson (Blake Lively) is the stereotypical, Upper East Side blonde socialite. Reformed from her bad girl ways, she is constantly trying to redeem herself, starting with dating Dan Humphrey. Dan (Penn Badgley) is a down-to-earth poet from Brooklyn and sees this extravagant world like the viewers, from the outside in. His sister, Jenny (Taylor Momson), is also exposed to this world of privilege, for she attends the same ritzy private schools as Serena and her best friend, Blair Waldorf. Blair (Leighton Meester) is a romantic who’s a natural leader and natural bitch. She extremely driven by two things: the desire to get into Yale and the desire to get even. Her gorgeous ex-boyfriend Nate Archibald (Chase Crawford) is levelheaded, and one of the only decent characters. His best friend, Chuck, is one of the worse. Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick) is a slimy and manipulative womanizer whose charm allows him to coast through life. This group of teenagers is constantly being watched, and envied, by all those of Upper East Side. “Gossip Girl” has done an amazing job incorporating fashion and music to be a key part of the show. From filming on the steps of The Met to Central Park, there is an authenticity to the show can couldn’t be replicated on an LA sound stage. Now in its 2nd season, “Gossip Girl” is a bigger hit than ever before. As college approaches, there will definitely be more backstabbing and bitterness to come.
FRIDAY, February 13, 2009
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Dear Dr. Blackwell, It might seem strange to you that a virgin is writing into a sex column, but well here I am. I am a virgin and I am writing to the school’s sex column. Never thought you’d see the day, huh? I am writing to you because I am scared of sex. It seems as if in college people are beginning to experiment and become more involved within their sexuality and furthering their knowledge within the subject, but truth be told, I am scared shitless of my vagina. I don’t want to look at it or touch it, none the less have someone else. Is this a normal feeling? How should I get over this? From, Virgined Vagina
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It won’t come as a shock to many that Akon’s new album, “Freedom” is not that much different from his old album… Or that most of the songs on it are identical, no really, they use the exact same melodies… Or that it is completely, and totally a lyrical contradiction. But most notably, it is selling like hotcakes and infecting the radio. I do not mean to say that his songs are not undoubtedly catchy, and fun on a cold William Smith night. However, it is important to note that this album should be rated mature on the grounds that it cannot be adequately experienced without a few drinks and a severe lack of attention. Chris Rock once said that girls will dance to anything as long as it has a beat. He was wrong; they will dance and sing anything that has a beat. This is no better exhibited by the song’s first hit “Right Now (Na Na Na).” This song is certainly the best way to get a member of either gender to propose fornication on the first date. That’s right guys sing it too. Akon’s theme introduced by “Right Now” continues with “Beautiful,” however with an even further lyrical debacle. “I never wanna see you cry cry cry, and I never wanna tell a lie” brings me back to 1997, with a very backstreet boys feel. Akon does not stop there, he concludes his feeling, with the choral refrain “I wanna get with you,” clearly celebrating America’s profound
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freedom of speech. If only we could all speak our minds that way: “you’re so beautiful,” “I wanna get with you;” I am sold. “Troublemaker,” and “We don’t care,” continue to profile his night-club player persona. “Against the Grain” is certainly the most original song on the album. I am certain it will quickly overtake “Right Now” and “Troublemaker” once released. “Clap Again” is another problem-free track; as simple and fun as its title. Finally, “I’m so Paid,” and “Freedom” highlight the album’s most major flaw. Lyrics shout “if you wanna be free, and the land is drug free” and “If you wanna be free, from all your misery, put your hands up, put your hands up.” “I’m so paid” brandishes a different tune. In it Akon sings: “Got a pump under my seat, sawed-off, Got a bunch of goons, hope they never call off.” I guess he didn’t say “drugs,” or misery, although he shouted “’Do Or Die’ Wishin’ that a motherfucker would” just a few lines earlier as a reaction to the police. The point is made. Ultimately, if lyrics aren’t your thing then “put your hands up, put your hands up,” because Akon has created another collection of danceable tunes that will slip from your memory as quickly as the track changes on your Ipod. This is truly easy listening; actually, it is pseudo-unconscious listening, but it will make for a good time with the bass cranked and your ears turned off.
FRIDAY, February 13, 2009
Sports Peak Performance a Success By Carrie Stevens ’12 Sports Editor On Feb. 8th, William Smith Student-Athletes gathered in the Vandervort Room for the Peak Performance Spring Kick Off to celebrate the honor of being Herons. The two-hour long program featured the signature William Smith Athlete Olympics, as well as updates from each of the ten varsity sports teams. Lucinda Keck, the Assistant Coach of the Rowing Team and the Coordinator of Student-Athlete Wellness, stressed the importance of teamwork in her opening speech. “We are the Heron Community,” the 2008 graduate of William Smith started, “and we need each other to succeed.” Deb Steward, William Smith’s Athletic Director, thanked the Assistant and Head Coaches of the Herons’ Athletic Program, before
thanking the athletes themselves. “I am proud of you – watching you compete, seeing your grades, and seeing how you give back to the community. It’s outstanding to see that sense of pride.” After representatives from each sport spoke on behalf of the team, the Heron Olympics began. Allison Kern, the Assistant Basketball Coach and Strength and Conditioning Coach, spearheaded the facilitation of the games. Each group contained about twelve athletes from different varsity teams. Together, the new teammates competed against their opponents in a series of mental and physical contests. “My favorite was the planks,” said first-year swimmer Beth O’Connor. During this three-anda-half minute competition, athletes
rested their forearms on the ground, before pushing off the floor and rising up onto their toes. If a competitor failed to keep their body in straight line, she was disqualified. The cracker competition was another favorite during the Olympics. In this event, one member of each team ate two saltine crackers and then attempted to whistle. Only after making the noise could another teammate start to eat their crackers. “It was a really fun even to watch,” Ashlinn Barber, a sophomore member of the Basketball Team, remarked. Although only one team was declared the official winners, Peak Performance was a positive experience for William Smith StudentAthletes.
Coney Snags Weekly Award William Smith College senior Latasha Coney (Lyons/ Lyons, N.Y.) was named the Liberty League Women’s Basketball Co-Guard of the Week by the conference office today. It’s the second time this season she has earned the award. Coney averaged teamhighs of 11.5 points, 10.5 rebounds, 5.5 steals, and 5.0 assists in a 1-1 weekend for the Herons. She produced 18 points, nine rebounds, eight steals, and four assists in Friday’s win at Vassar, and notched 12 rebounds, six assists, five points, and three steals at RPI. Through 20 games, Coney leads William Smith in scoring (14.4 ppg), rebounding (6.6 rpg), assists (4.1 apg), and steals (4.0 spg). She leads the conference and ranks seventh in the nation
in thefts and ranks third in the league in helpers, sixth in points, and eighth in boards. Coney’s 80 steals this season rank 10th on the Herons’ single season list. With five games remaining in the regular season, she’s on pace to become just the third Heron to record 100 steals in a season, joining Liz Brown (101 in 19992000) and Gail Evans (109 in 197778). William Smith begins the week tied with Hamilton for fourth place in the conference with a 5-4 record. Overall the Herons’ record is 11-9. William Smith will host St. Lawrence (14-6, 7-3) at 6 p.m. on Feb. 13. Fans unable to attend the game can follow all of the action online with live stats, streaming audio fromWHWS-FM, and ECAC.tv’s streaming video.
This Weekend’s Games Fri, Feb 13th, 2009 William Smith Basketball vs St. Lawrence 6 p.m.
Sat, Feb 14th, 2009 William Smith Basketball vs Clarkson 2 p.m.
Hobart Basketball vs St. Lawrence 8 p.m.
Hobart Basketball vs Clarkson 4 p.m.
Hobart Hockey vs Neumann 7 p.m.
Hobart Ice Hockey vs Neumann 4 p.m.
William Smith Squash vs Wellesley 9:30 a.m.
HWS Sailing at Mendelblatt Team Race William Smith Squash vs Georgetown/ Haverford
DeCroo, Longo Earn League Accolades
DeCroo scored all three of Hobart’s goals in the 3-2 victory at Elmira on Saturday.
Hobart College junior Nick DeCroo (Sarver, Pa.) and senior Keith Longo (Milford, Mass.) were named the ECAC West Men’s Hockey Player and Goalie of the Week, respectively, by the league office today. DeCroo and Longo led the then seventhranked Statesmen to a 3-2 victory over then fourth-ranked Elmira on Saturday, helping Hobart improve to 17-4-0 on the season and 8-3-0 in the conference. The win moved the Statesmen up in the weekly USCHO. com ranking to No. 6, and into a tie for first in the ECAC West standings with the Soaring Eagles. DeCroo scored all three of Hobart’s goals in the 3-2 victory at Elmira on Saturday. He netted a power-play goal and a short-handed tally in the second period, and went on to score the game-winner early in the third. DeCroo’s performance tied the program record for goals in a game, and marked his second hat trick of the season. He leads the ECAC West with 17 goals, and is fifth in both points
(25) and power-play goals (6). This is the first time DeCroo has received the award this winter. Longo collected 33 saves, posting a .943 save percentage vs. the Soaring Eagles. With the victory, he broke his own record for consecutive shutout minutes (previously 180:24, now 190:38), and tied his own mark for wins in a season. Longo owns a 14-4-0 record in goal this winter, and paces the ECAC West with a .930 save percentage and a .778 winning percentage. He also ranks second in the league with a 2.40 goals against average. This is the second straight week and sixth time this season Longo has won the award. The Statesmen will host Neumann (11-8-2, 5-4-2) this weekend, Feb. 13-14, for two ECAC West games in The Cooler. Faceoff is set for 7 p.m. on Friday and 4 p.m. on Saturday. Both games will have live coverage onWEOS-FM (89.7) and live statsavailable online.
Current Team Records Hobart Basketball
William Smith Basketball
Last Week in Sports Hobart Basketball 2/6/2009 2/7/2009
Vassar Rensselaer
Poughkeepsie, NY Troy, NY
W 51- 48 L 61- 65
Hobart Hockey 2/7/2009
Elmira
Elmira, NY
W 3- 2
Hobart Squash 2/7/2009 2/8/2009
Trinity Cornell
Smith Squash Center Ithaca, NY
L 0- 9 L 0- 9
Poughkeepsie, NY Troy, NY
W 58- 50 L 60- 69
William Smith Basketball 2/6/2009 Vassar 1/31/2009 Rensselaer
William Smith Swimming./ Diving 2/7/2009 Skidmore Invitational
William Smith Squash 2/7/2009 2/7/2009 2/7/2009 2/8/2009
Colgate Hamilton St. Lawrence Cornell
Saratoga Springs, NY
Hamilton, NY Clinton, NY Clinton, NY Ithaca, NY
2nd Place W 9- 0 L 1- 8 L 4- 5 L 0- 9
Overall: 11 - 9 Streak: 1 Loss
William Smith Squash
Overall: 6 - 10 Streak: 3 Losses
Overall: 7 - 13 Streak: 1 Loss
Hobart Squash
Overall: 6 - 10 Rank: 25 Streak: 3 Losses Hobart Hockey
Overall: 17 - 4 Rank: 7 Streak: 8 Wins