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The Bloomington Regional
BY EVAN HOOPFER ehoopfer@indiana.edu Game 2 Friday, May 30 7 p.m. ESPN3
IU will welcome three teams to the Bloomington regional this weekend in the first round of the NCAA Tournament. The Hoosiers will face Youngstown State in their first game at 7 p.m. Friday. Youngstown State and Indiana State offer some challenges to IU, which is 30-3 in the past 33 games. For a breakdown of the Penguins and the Sycamores, read below. For a breakdown of the Stanford Cardinal, read the IDS Q&A with the Stanford Daily’s Jordan Wallach.
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YOUNGSTOWN STATE PENGUINS(16-36) Youngstown State is 20 games below .500 and was the No. 6 seed in its own conference tournament, the Horizon League. The Penguins knocked off No. 1 seed Wright State in the Horizon League Tournament twice in three days, and they received the conference’s automatic bid. The Penguins have a rank of No. 270 in the projected RPI of 302 teams, while IU is No. 2. Youngstown State pulled off the major upset in its own conference tournament, and the team will have to pull off an even bigger upset against the Hoosiers in the first round matchup. Lefty Jared Wight will get the start on Friday for the Penguins. In 16 appearances this year, Wight has a 6.97 ERA in 40 innings pitched. Wight is 1-3 and has walked more than he has struck out. Who Wight will go up against for the Hoosiers is still in flux. IU Coach Tracy Smith said he will probably keep ace Joey DeNato until later in the weekend. “We’re still trying to figure out what we’re doing Friday,” Smith said. “I think the good part for us is we have a lot of confidence in the other guys.” On the offensive side of the ball, the Penguins have two players who have hit more than .300 this season. Second baseman Phil Lipari has been on a tear during the later stretch of the season. As recent as April 27, Lipari was hitting just .236. In the past 15 games Lipari is 30-for-65, good for a .462 average that has bumped his season average to .322. INDIANA STATE SYCAMORES (35-16) The Sycamores are the only team in the Bloomington regional that IU has played this season. The two teams split the season series. Indiana State took a 12-8 bout March 26 in Terre Haute, and the Hoosiers got revenge with a 8-4 win April 9 in Bloomington. Indiana State is coming off a strong regular season, where it finished 14-7 in the Missouri Valley Conference, but the Sycamores followed that with a lackluster performance in the conference tournament, where they went 0-2. They received an at-large bid mainly because of their RPI, which was No. 22 in the nation. On the offensive side, Mike Fitzgerald and Derek Hannahs are the only Sycamores who are hitting more than .300 on the year. Fitzgerald also has an on-base percentage of .461, which is the highest on the team. He is usually the team’s cleanup hitter, batting fourth in the lineup. Three Sycamore pitchers have thrown more than 70 innings this year, and each have an ERA less than 3.50. Stanford and Indiana State play the first game of the regional at 2 p.m. Friday.
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IU is trying to win its first College World Series in school history. The first steps back to Omaha begin this weekend for the Hoosiers.
Game 1 Friday, May 30 2 p.m. ESPN3
Game 6 Sunday, June 1 6 p.m.
Game 7 Monday, June 2 (if necessary) 5:30 p.m.
Game 5 Sunday, June 1 1 p.m. Game 3 Saturday, May 31 2 p.m. GRAPHIC BY CONNOR RILEY
Breakdown of the NCAA postseason BY EVAN HOOPFER ehoopfer@indiana.edu
Just like the NCAA Tournament in basketball, the NCAA Tournament in baseball has 64 teams in the first round. Basketball has added a few more teams through the years, but its base bracket still consists of 64 teams. That’s where the similarities end between the two sports’ postseasons. IU was selected to the No. 4 national seed during Monday’s NCAA Tournament selection show. But the NCAA baseball postseason can be tough to understand for first-time college baseball fans. There are two weekends of postseason play in college baseball and then the College World Series in Omaha, Neb. IU looks to return to the College World Series for the second consecutive year, as the team fell short of winning a national title in Omaha, Neb., last year. That journey begins this week-
end with regional play at IU. All games will be played at Bart Kaufman Field. There are three other teams in the regional, ranked from seeds two-to-four. IU is the No. 1 seed in the regional. It is joined by No. 2 seed Indiana State (35-16), No. 3 seed Stanford (30-23) and No. 4 seed Youngstown State (16-36). IU and Youngstown State received automatic bids into the NCAA Tournament by winning their respective leagues. If a team wins its conference, it is automatically granted entry into the NCAA Tournament. Stanford and Indiana State were at-large bids. Regional play is a double-elimination tournament. The winner of the four-team tournament moves on to super regionals. If IU sweeps the regional and wins all its games, the team will play three games — at 7 p.m. Friday, at 6 p.m. Saturday and at 6 p.m. Sunday. However, if IU wins its first two games against Youngstown State
and the winner of the Stanford–Indiana State game but loses Sunday, a different situation will ensue. The Hoosiers won’t be out of the tournament, since it’s a doubleelimination format. In that case, there will be another game at 5:30 p.m. Monday with a “winner take all” feel. To recap, if IU takes care of business and wins all of its games, the team will be done by Sunday with a regional crown. If the Hoosiers have several hiccups, the team could be out of the regional by Sunday. And, if necessary, there will be another game Monday. If IU makes it out of the regional, the Hoosiers will move on to the super regionals. This is where the importance of being a national seed comes in. The top eight teams in the nation are named national seeds, and each will be a host to a super regional. Whichever team comes out of the Nashville, Tenn., regional will play IU in the super regional.
Vanderbilt, Oregon, Clemson and Xavier are the potential teams. The super regional format is much easier to digest. It’s simply a best-of-three series between the two teams. If IU wins the super regional, the Hoosiers will move on to the College World Series in Omaha, Neb., where the top eight teams in the nation take part in a double-elimination tournament to determine the national champion. Last season IU defeated Valparasio, Austin Peay and Austin Peay again to sweep its regional. The team traveled to Tallahassee, Fla., and took two games from national seed Florida State to move on to Omaha, Neb. The Hoosiers beat Louisville and then lost to Mississippi State and Oregon State — both in onerun games — and were knocked out of the NCAA Tournament. The road back to Omaha, Neb., starts 7 p.m. Friday for the Hoosiers.
Unanimous vote moves deer issue forward BY SARAH ZINN sjzinn@indiana.edu @sarah_zinn
The future of deer in Griffy Lake has moved from the hands of the City Council to the Park Commissioners. Tuesday, the Bloomington Board of Park Commissioners unanimously approved a contract with a wildlife management company that will facilitate deer sharpshooting in the Griffy Lake Nature Preserve. The $31,000 contract will allow the nonprofit organization White Buffalo to kill more than 100 deer
in Griffy Lake between Nov. 15 and Feb. 28, 2015. Park commissioners discussed sharpshooting logistics with White Buffalo after a long awaited approval from the City Council, which amended a city code prohibiting the discharge of firearms within city limits. The issue of deer overabundance in Bloomington has been steeped in controversy. The Bloomington Deer Task Force, which includes City Council member Dave Rollo, is in favor of sharpshooting deer to curb what they perceive to be an overpopulation problem. Others question
the proposed use of violence and whether the deer population is even out of hand. Sandra Sharpshay, executive committee member of Bloomington Advocates for Nonviolent and Innovative Deer Stewardship, stressed the lack of concrete evidence of deer overpopulation. A 2014 study at IU Shelton Research Center has collected data of deer pellets, but scientists have admitted this method is not the most accurate, Sharpshay said. “No one knows if the deer are overabundant at Griffy now,” she said at the meeting. Not having a definitive deer
count will not affect the sharpshooting processes, White Buffalo representative Ryan Rotts said. “Although we don’t know exactly how many deer are in the preserve, that information is really irrelevant,” he said. “What’s important is that we have the metrics available to show that our management has provided measurable successes in reestablishing some of the species that have been near eliminated in the park.” Many community members came out in favor of culling the SEE DEER, PAGE 10
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UITS offers Photoshop training session The University Information Technology Services will present an online workshop Saturday to teach the basic functions of Adobe Photoshop. Attendees will learn how to use layers,
image adjustments and other tools to manipulate a photo. The workshop begins at 9 a.m. and is free for IU students, faculty and staff. Those interested can register on the UITS website.
McRobbie makes ties with China FROM IDS REPORTS
The IU Maurer School of Law recently signed a cooperation agreement with China University of Political Science and Law. This partnership establishes a new Academy for the Study of Chinese Law and Comparative Judicial Systems. China University of Political Science and Law Vice President Baosheng Zhand and IU President Michael McRobbie signed the partnership May 22 in Beijing. The main goal of the cooperation is to create and strengthen connections with countries around the world, said Austen L. Parrish, dean of the Maurer School of Law. “Regardless of where they practice, today’s lawyers need to understand the impact of globalization on our profession, particularly with respect to China and its growing and dynamic economy,” Parrish said. “The academy will be a tremendous asset, and we are proud to be partnering with one of the finest law schools in China.” The cooperation will allow a one-semester exchange program for all interested students attending either university. Maurer students will have the option of studying at either of China University of Political Science and Law’s campuses in Beijing. Parrish said some Maurer faculty members will begin teaching at China University of Political Science and Law and that some of China University’s professors will teach law students at IU. “The Maurer Law School has a strong global mission, and with the global legal profession growing it is important to deepen these relations,” Parrish said. Parrish said unlike most law schools with similar
global programming, this cooperation is based on a student’s self-identified interest of wanting to expand his or her knowledge about global relations and law. Parrish said the largest number of applications for the law school come from China. He said the creation of the cooperation with China University of Political Science and Law fulfills a long-time demand by students and faculty. “We wanted to create a deep partnership with a well respected law school, and with so many students from China, we knew there would be a great deal of interest in this specific cooperation,” Parrish said. China University of Political Science and Law is widely known as the leading law school in China, with more than 200,000 graduates, McRobbie said in a press release. Currently, McRobbie, IU vice president for international affairs David Zaret, IU first lady Laurie Burns McRobbie and IU Foundation president and CEO Dan Smith are on a 15-day trip to five Asian countries. While there, McRobbie will also dedicate IU’s international gateway office for China in Beijing. The cooperation with China University of Political Science and Law is one of many between the Maurer School and law schools around the world. Other partnerships include ties with Jagellonian University and University of Warsaw in Poland, University of Hong Kong in China, University of Auckland in New Zealand and O.P. Jindal Global Law School in New Delhi, India. Alexis Daily
Students receive Tillman Military Scholar award BY JAVONTE ANDERSON ja69@indiana.edu
Three IU students were named 2014 Tillman Military Scholars, and they became the first students from IU to receive the coveted scholarship since the program’s inception. The Tillman Military Scholars program was established in 2008 to support America’s active-duty service members, veterans and military spouses by investing in their higher education. The 2014 class of Tillman Military Scholars is composed of 59 scholars selected out of an extensive pool of more than 7,500 applicants. The newly selected class will receive more than $1.4 million in scholarships to pursue their higher education. The Tillman Military Scholarship isn’t merely a gift, but it is an investment in excellence and potential, Marie Tillman, president and co-founder of the Pat Tillman Foundation said in a press release. The Tillman Military Scholars who were selected embody the same ideals Tillman lived by every day, Marie said. James Bishop, Jamal Sowell and Carlos Gonzales earned the honors. In January, IU became one of the 15 partner institutions with the Tillman Foundation. This partnership benefits the IU Tillman Military Scholar applicants. “As a University partner, our applicants compete against those from the other partner institutions rather than the entire national pool of applicants,” said Margaret Baechtold, director of IU’s Veteran Support Services. “These three had superb examples of leadership and
sacrifice during their military service and a clear view of how they wanted to continue to serve in their civilian life.” Bishop joined the Air Force after earning his bachelor’s degree in 2000 from Louisiana State University. He then earned his master’s degree in literature from IU and went on to teach at the Air Force Academy in Colorado for two years. “Teaching at the U.S. Air Force Academy was absolutely the most rewarding job I had in the service,” Bishop said. “I will continue to serve in the Air Force Reserve, finish my dissertation and, hopefully, return to the Air Force Academy as a civilian professor.” Bishop expects to earn his Ph.D. from IU in spring 2015. Sowell enlisted in the Marine Corps Reserve in 2006 during his first year of graduate school at the University of Massachusetts Amherst. After completing his master’s degree, Sowell became a Marine Officer and decided to go into active duty. “I did not want to miss the opportunity to serve my country,” Sowell said. Sowell will begin his studies at the Maurer School of Law in the fall, and he aims to focus on business and national security law and policy. Additionally, he hopes to continue mentoring undeserved youth. “I want to bring that same passion I had for the military to my community,” Sowell said. Gonzales was deployed in 2004 to southern Iraq while serving in the U.S. Army Reserves. Gonzales served as a police SEE TILLMAN, PAGE 10
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Established in1948 by IU biology professor Barbara Shalucha, the Hilltop Garden and Nature Center features gardens and greenhouses abundant in plant life. The center offers a variety of gardening classes in collaboration with IU and the City of Bloomington that take place throughout the year. The 25th annual Summer Garden Walk will take place June 21 and 22.
City prepares for Summer Walk BY ANGELA HAWKINS anlhawki@iu.edu
The Bloomington Garden Club will celebrate its 75th anniversary June 21-22 during the 25th annual Summer Garden Walk. “This is an exciting year for us, because it is two celebrations during one weekend,” said Harriet Kulis, Bloomington Garden Club co-chair. The walk will feature two gardens at the Hilltop Garden and Nature Center and the Monroe County History Center and five private gardens. “We are very excited to participate in the annual garden walk and invite the community to come visit the history center to learn more about Bloomington,” said
David G. Vanderstel, Monroe County History Center executive director. Garden owners can submit their land to be considered for the event. Two walk co-chairs will decide which gardens to include. “The gardens are selected based on how they look and what they include,” publicity chair Judith Granbois said. Walk participants can complete the walk in any order they choose. “We have people who complete the walk on either Saturday or Sunday. Some start at either the beginning or the end. They do it in a variety of ways,” Kulis said. The walk benefits children and civic gardening projects in the community.
“Proceeds from the walk go towards helping other gardening projects get started,” Granbois said. Those interested in obtaining funding must file an application to be considered. The leadership of the Bloomington Garden Club then chooses the grant recipients. “We look at all the applications and see how much funding we have available, then determine who has the greater need,” Kulis said. In addition to raising money for other gardening projects, this year’s walk will feature a distinct event to celebrate the Bloomington Garden Club’s 75th anniversary. “There will be a 1938-style tea and a display of photographs and memorabilia
from the past 75 years,” Kulis said. The tea will take place at the Monroe County History Center. “Participants in the walk get to see the beauty of private gardens and gain insight on what they can do for their own,” Kulis said. The walk will take place from 10 a.m. to noon June 21 and from noon to 4 p.m. June 22. Tickets are $10 and can be purchased from any Bloomingfoods location, Bloomington Hardware, Bloomington Valley Nursery, Ellettsville True Value Hardware, Goods for Cooks, Mays Greenhouse and Monroe County History Center or from any Bloomington Garden Club member.
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The Bloomington Parks and Recreation Department and Downtown Bloomington, Inc., are accepting entries for this year’s Fourth of July Parade. The parade’s theme is “Explore
Bloomington.” Floats, bands, musical groups, walking and equestrian groups, classic cars and other entries that highlight Bloomington culture or aspects are welcome.
State cracks down on synthetic drugs BY BRIAN SEYMOUR briseymo@indiana.edu @briseymo
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A member of the new Little Red Door Cancer Agency "Door to Wellness" program participates in a free yoga session Oct. 2, 2013 at Little Red Door. The program is offered to cancer patients, caregivers and medical providers and includes yoga and massage sessions to help improve participants overall quality of life.
Red Door offers free yoga, massage to cancer patients BY ANGELA HAWKINS anlhawki@indiana.edu
Struggling cancer patients now have healthy outlets thanks to the Little Red Door Cancer Agency. Free yoga classes and massage sessions are now available with the agency’s new Door to Wellness program. “We have been here providing cancer patients with different community resources while they go through treatment,” Vice President of Program Development Tanya Shelbourne said. Little Red Door is completely free to patients and their caregivers. “Services are free because we mainly serve lower-income families,” media coordinator Zina Kumok said.
Patients should not be afraid to contact them for assistance, she said. Little Red Door of Indianapolis began in 1945 as a local resource for Central Indiana. The organization has been adding more services throughout the past two years, Shelbourne said. “Research has shown yoga and massage can help a patient going through treatment,” client navigator Michelle Hallmark said. Since adding the wellness activities, patients often come back again and again, Hallmark said. The yoga and massage therapists at Little Red Door specialize in oncology, which helps them know exactly what each patient needs, she said.
“We had a patient who could not lift her arm after treatments, and the massage therapist was able to target that area, and she was able to raise her arm when she left,” Shelbourne said. The wellness activities are only offered every Tuesday, but Shelbourne said there could be plans to extend it in the future. “After we see that we are doing well, then we can go to funders and try to get funding to offer it more often,” she said. She said the organization has been working hard to get their help to the people who need it. “We have been promoting it and letting providers know we offer this service for patients,” Kumok said.
Man connected with drive-by shooting turns himself in for attempted murder FROM IDS REPORTS
Timothy Helton was wanted on a warrant charging him for attempted murder in connection with a recent driveby shooting. He turned himself into the Bloomington Police Department 11 p.m. Tuesday.
The shooting occurred around 8 p.m. May 22, when several gunshots were witnessed coming out of a blue Ford Ranger in a parking lot on the 1300 block of West 12th Street. Bedford, Ind., resident Joshua Phillips, the driver of the car, said the shots were
fired by Helton, the passenger, and aimed for a Hispanic man known as “Chevy,” who escaped. Phillips, 27, faces a charge of conspiracy to commit murder. Sarah Zinn
The state is beginning to crack down on rogue chemists and synthetic narcotics production. The Indiana Board of Pharmacy amended a state administrative code May 21 that will add four compounds commonly found in synthetic narcotics to a list of controlled substances. Once effective, the compounds will be banned within the state of Indiana. The goal of the ban was not only to stop the use of the compounds in the production of synthetic drugs such as “K2” and “Spice” but also to remove any similar compounds, said Nick Goodwin, communications director for the Indiana Professional Licensing Agency. “A lot of times police find that the synthetic drugs are not made of the same com-
pounds,” he said. “Instead, they consist of different variations of similar compounds.” These variations comprise 18 other compounds that will also be amended to the state administrative code. The Pharmacy Board gets its authority from the state code, which allows it to work with police to ban substances that are harmful to others. Synthetic narcotics use introduces many dangers. Of these dangers, perhaps one of the most concerning is the idea that these drugs can have trace elements that bring severe side effects, said Ruben Baler, a health scientist for the National Institute on Drug Abuse. “No one really knows where these compounds are made,” Baler said. “It could be in China, India or anywhere. They probably aren’t made using safe laboratory practices.” When safety regulations aren’t enforced, the com-
pounds can pick up traces of other nearby substances that can have devastating consequences. Another major concern is that synthetic drugs can have more potent effects than natural cannabinoids like THC, Baler said. “We don’t really know the short-term and long-term effects, and we don’t really know the pharmacology of these compounds,” he said. Despite the perturbing effects, synthetic narcotics use is gaining ground in the U.S. “Eleven to 12 percent of submissions from the police lab contain synthetic drugs,” said Fred Huttsell, a forensic scientist with the Indiana State Police. In 2013, synthetic drugs were the fourth most prevalent drug in Indiana. They followed marijuana, methamphetamine and heroine. Synthetic drugs were the SEE DRUGS, PAGE 7
State Board of Education places new licensing rules BY JACOB KLOPFENSTEIN jklopfen@indiana.edu
New licensing provisions put in place by the Indiana State Board of Education have Indiana teachers in an uproar. The Board of Education approved career specialist permits in a 6-5 vote May 14. According to the new rules, any person with a four-year college degree, a 3.0 or higher GPA and three years of work experience can get a teaching license for his or her field in Indiana. No background in teaching is required. “Teaching isn’t just about knowing content,” said Teresa Meredith, Indiana State Teachers Association president. Meredith and the ISTA have been vocal in their opposition to the new provisions. “I hope that the Board of Education will reconsider and have respect for the profession,” Meredith said. Lou Ann Baker, spokeswoman for the Indiana State
Board of Education, said it wasn’t an easy decision for the board. “What was approved was a compromise from what the Board discussed and what they heard from professionals in the field,” she said. “We’re making sure you have a knowledgeable person in front of these students.” Potential career specialists will also have to pass a content assessment test. Upon being hired to teach, they will begin pedagogy training immediately, and they will learn in areas like classroom management, curriculum development and psychology of child development. But it still means career specialists could be hired without having any experience in front of students in a teaching capacity. “There’s more to it than just standing in front of students ready to tell them all you know,” Meredith said. Baker said the career specialist permits were modeled after career and
technical training permits that certify professionals in trades like auto repair and firefighting to teach. She said supporters of the new permits believe they will give administrators flexibility when finding teachers. “If they find someone who doesn’t have a teaching background, but they think could be inspirational in the classroom, they can hire that person,” she said. Rural schools sometimes have difficulty finding teachers, and the permits would give administrators another option, Baker said. Though people with career specialist permits would be certified to teach anywhere in the state, hiring them will be entirely up to individual school districts, Baker said. “If they want only to hire teachers who have gone the traditional route with an education degree, they can SEE LICENSING, PAGE 7
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Track and field to compete in NCAA prelims This weekend, 21 Hoosiers will compete in the NCAA Outdoor Championships preliminaries in Jacksonville, Fla. If participants make it out of the preliminary competitions, they will go on to compete in
the championships, which will take place from June 11 to 14 in Eugene, Ore. Of the 21 Hoosier competitors, Kyla Buckley, Rorey Hunter and Tre’Tez Kinnaird are AllAmericans.
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Column: The NFL needs discipline I risk sounding like an elementary school teacher, but the NFL has some discipline problems. Back on Feb. 15, threetime Pro Bowler and Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice and his wife, Jenae, were both arrested for simple assault at a casino in Atlantic City. Four days later TMZ released a video of the aftermath, which showed Rice dragging his wife, Fred Flinstone-style, from inside an elevator. She was out cold, like she had just taken a right cross to the chin from former boxer Mike Tyson. The speculation from national pundits was that Rice would receive some major penalties from the NFL through commissioner Roger Goodell. But still, more than three months after the elevator incident, we’ve yet to hear any meaningful words from the NFL about it, apart from a disaster of a press conference with Rice and his wife that went up in flames like a giant PR Hindenburg. First and foremost, the running back never apologized to his wife publicly. He and Jenae were the only two at the podium last Friday, and Rice said sorry to the Baltimore Ravens, his father-in-law, his general manager and his coach — just about everybody except the woman he knocked unconscious. He dodged accountability like Richard Nixon, referring to the altercation as “this situation that me and my wife were in.” This would’ve been bad enough, but Rice just kept digging himself into a deeper hole. At one point Rice gave what he thought was especially sage advice when he proclaimed, “I won’t call myself a failure. Failure is not getting knocked down. It’s not getting up.” That would be really encouraging sentiment if it weren’t coming from a guy that had just mollywopped his significant other who, coincidentally, didn’t get back up. But as oblivious and unremorseful as Ray Rice came off in that press conference, the Ravens organization dealt with it in a way that was just as, if not more,
AUSTIN NORTH is a senior majoring in journalism.
ham-handed and tactless. The organization made a point to select a few quotes to tweet from the conference, including the one about getting up after being knocked down, which apparently doesn’t apply if it’s done to the sounds of Kenny G elevator music. The Ravens tweeted him, saying “no relationship is perfect” and that he’s “working his way back up.” The only quote the Ravens tweeted from Jenae said she “deeply regrets” the role she played in the incident. I understand every story has two sides, but that the organization placed as much fault on Jenae for her role in the incident given the circumstances is more than a little troubling. Couple that with the fact the NFL has yet to do anything to discipline Rice, who is unlikely to face any jail time, and we’re beginning to see a disturbing trend in the way the NFL handles player discipline. Earlier this month, Cleveland Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon got suspended for the entire 2014 season for testing positive for marijuana. Granted, this wasn’t his first failed drug test, but at this point most people agree that smoking a little pot is basically a victimless crime compared to what Rice did to Jenae. Keep in mind this is the same NFL and the same commissioner who is giving Gordon the same punishment he gave Donte Stallworth when he killed a guy back in 2009 while driving drunk. We need to make the NFL accountable for the way it disciplines its players. The league already has a dubious reputation for player conduct, but right now the NFL’s biggest problem might be how it conducts itself. And no matter how badly the league wishes it would, this problem won’t just go away. aknorth@indiana.edu
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Junior Sam Travis prepares to swing in IU’s game against Toledo on March 1 at Jim Patterson Stadium.
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AJ Vanegas pitches the ball March 8. Stanford defeated Kansas 5-4 at Klein Field in Palo Alto, Calif.
Q&A with Stanford writer BY EVAN HOOPFER AND JORDAN WALLACH In advance of this weekend’s regional, IDS reporter Evan Hoopfer asked the Stanford Daily’s Jordan Wallach some questions about the Cardinal’s team and its chances.
IDS Stanford was a bubble team. What was the expectation of getting into the NCAA tournament this year? Did it come as a surprise? WALLACH Coming into this season, while the team had its sights set on a tournament berth, expectations were certainly low from an outside perspective. While Stanford returned key position players, particularly in the infield with senior third baseman Alex Blandino and junior first baseman Danny Diekroeger, no one knew how Mark Appel, the No. 1 overall pick in the 2013 MLB Draft, would be replaced in the Cardinal’s starting rotation. The Astros prospect ate up 229.1 combined innings over 30 starts in his junior and senior years, so his departure left a massive gap in the team’s staff. Stanford’s answer was to start freshmen pitchers for 27 consecutive games to open the season, the longest streak in the nation this season and perhaps in the history of NCAA baseball as well. The quartet of Cal Quantrill — son of former major leaguer Phil Quantrill — Brett Hanewich, Chris Viall and Tyler Thorne shocked
most as they got their seasons off to surprisingly composed starts against one of the nation’s most difficult schedules, which featured 24 games against teams in the top-50 in the RPI rankings. While only Quantrill made it through the entire season in the rotation (the others came and went), not many people expected the youth of the Cardinal to hold up against their schedule, but it did. Another freshman, second baseman Tommy Edman, ended up making major contributions at the plate as he took over the lead-off spot in the middle of the season after carrying the offense with a 10-game hitting streak. So it certainly came as a surprise that Stanford was able to clinch a postseason berth given its young roster, but credit is due to pitching coach Rusty Filter — the mentor of two No. 1 overall draft picks over the last five years, Appel and Stephen Strasburg at San Diego State — for toughening his firstyear starters quickly and getting them ready to carry the staff for a good part of the season.
comes from local residents, alumni and other Cardinal supporters, and it’s usually a safe bet to have around 1,500 supporters in the stands for an average weekend home game. Overall, with the departure of Appel, interest in the team this year dipped slightly — the ballpark no longer had the same buzz on Friday nights when the ace stepped onto the rubber. My former managing editor, Sam Fisher, put it this way in a column: “Every time you walked into Sunken Diamond, you came with the knowledge — perhaps even expectation — that you were going to see something special. There’s something very cool about seeing more scouts than there are MLB teams sitting behind home plate at every one of a pitcher’s starts.” That simply wasn’t there this year, but plenty of fans still cared about the team and were eager to see the youth will shape the Cardinal roster for at least the next two years.
IDS What are the feelings around Palo Alto about this team compared to previous years? How big is baseball at Stanford?
WALLACH Stanford’s main strength certainly lies in its starting rotation. While the four freshmen mentioned earlier did not all end the season in the rotation, other players stepped up immediately after getting the call in the middle of the season. For junior John Hochstatter, that call came on April 13 against Washington. From
WALLACH Baseball at Stanford certainly isn’t as big as football or men’s or women’s basketball, and you’ll rarely find students at Klein Field taking in a game on a weekend. But support still
IDS What are Stanford’s strengths and weaknesses?
that point forward, he became the team’s most sturdy arm, as he went 7-0 with a 2.68 ERA in the seven starts he made at the end of the season, including two consecutive complete games (and he was one out away from a third). Sophomore Logan James also transitioned from the bullpen and soon earned a spot in the weekend rotation. Over five starts, he went 3-1 with a 2.15 ERA. As long as the Cardinal avoid falling behind in counts early on in games and allow minimal free passes — something they suffered from early in the season and at times later on — the rotation has the potential to match up with anyone. The team’s weakness is probably its depth on the bench. While there’s no shortage of defensive replacements, Stanford has very few options when needing a pinchhitter late in games, namely just freshman Jack Klein and sophomore Austin Barr. Also, the Cardinal lack a strong running game, as the team went just 32-for-51 in stolen base attempts on the season, and it ranked last in the Pac-12 in both steals and attempts. So Stanford will often resort to sacrifices, sometimes unnecessarily wasting precious outs in order to advance runners. IDS Who is one Cardinal player that will surprise us with how good he is? SEE STANFORD, PAGE 10
Swimming adds two new recruits FROM IDS REPORTS
The IU swimming team added a pair of international swimmers this week. Ali Khalafalla from Cairo and Grace Vertigans from Dubai, United Arab Emirates, will begin their stint with the program this fall. Khalafalla attended Fort Union Military Academy in Virginia, where he has school records in short course meters 100-freestyle
and 200-freestyle. Khalafalla was named the school’s Most Outstanding Swimmer and earned All-American honors. He was also a member of the National Honors Society. “In my opinion, Ali is one of the best kept secrets on the U.S. sprinting scene in the class of 2015,” IU Coach Ray Looze said in a press release. Vertigans spent her youth in Dubai and moved
to Colchester, England, when she was 13. She attended Plymouth College in England, and she won the 50-meter butterfly and the 400-meter freestyle relay in the December 2013 in the World School Games in Brazil. Also, in the World Junior Championships this past year, Vertigans’ British team won silver at the 400-meter medley relay. “Grace is one of the very
top 18 and under sprint freestylers in the world,” Looze said in the release. “Beyond her talents in the pool, Grace is extremely team-oriented and will fit in well with the Hoosier family atmosphere. She is an outstanding student, and our staff is excited to help Grace reach her Olympic dreams.” Evan Hoopfer
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World’s former heaviest man dies at 48 Manuel Uribe, formerly the world’s heaviest man, died Monday at 48 years old. Uribe gained fame in 2006 when the Guinness Book of World Records named him the heaviest man, with a peak weight of 1,316
pounds. Uribe was from Mexico, which has recently surpassed the U.S. as the most obese populous nation. While 32.8 percent of Mexicans are obese, 70 percent are overweight.
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Diets: productive or pyramid schemes? Our bodies are finely tuned machines. We developed through the millennia with survival in mind, and we can handle a lot of stressors. But we still run into problems. Disease, disorder, general malaise. Our machines can break down if not handled properly. So we do what we can to maintain our machines. We eat healthily. We try to cut out the bad and focus on the vitamins and fiber. And every once in a while, someone comes up with a revolutionary new way to eat. A diet that is guaranteed to make you lose weight, feel better and look amazing. South Beach. Atkins. Paleo. And, most recently, gluten free. Gluten is a protein in wheat, barley and rye. People who suffer from the autoimmune disorder celiac disease are intolerant to gluten. If gluten is eaten, they can experience digestive pain, bowel problems, fatigue and anemia. Gluten can even stunt growth in children. A glutenfree diet is the only medical remedy for celiac disease. Some say going gluten free benefits more than just celiac sufferers. People have reported health benefits from cutting out gluten, even when they don’t suffer from a disorder. It is highly unlikely that cutting gluten out of our diets will affect the majority of the population in a meaningful way. Celiac disease affects roughly one percent of the United States’ population, so the chances of you having it are slim. While many people report benefits and are demanding more eating options, there is no published evidence that suggests going gluten free
STEPHEN KROLL is a junior majoring in journalism.
helps the average person. It seems that gluten is just a diet buzzword that causes us to demand restaurants stop poisoning us with something that isn’t poison. However, people are still benefiting from cutting out gluten. Even without evidence, some people say they feel better when they decide to cut wheat out of their diets. The mind is incredibly complex. We still don’t fully understand how it works. The connection between our mental state and our physical wellbeing is strong. We know that when we think we’re better, our bodies can make it so. Diets can follow this placebo pattern. If you believe cutting out a particular food will relieve pain, you relax, your body recovers and, voilà, the diet works. Still, to treat celiac disease when it doesn’t exist is a misdiagnosis. Cutting out gluten unnecessarily could deprive one of essential nutrients. Moreover, it is not treating the root of the problem. For these real symptoms with no discernible cause, we must dig deeper, to better understand the mind and body and their connection. We must go beyond trendy quick fixes and get to whatever is truly causing us harm. But for now, we don’t have all the answers. So if relief can be found in a fad diet, why stop it? sckroll@indiana.edu ILLUSTRATION BY ALDEA SULLIVAN
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Patriarchy is the ocean we swim in
Combat rage with respect
A 22-year-old self-described “involuntary celibate,” or incel, shot and killed six people and then himself Friday. Prior to the shooting, he posted a video describing his plan on YouTube and wrote a 141-page womanhating manifesto. Later, three more people were found stabbed to death in his apartment. Obviously his access to weaponry as a severely disturbed individual is unacceptable. So is the attitude that motivated the killings — an attitude in which every member of our society is complicit. A study released in late 2013 indicates the majority of mass murderers act to protect their identity of hegemonic masculinity. The University of California Santa Barbara shooter is no different. His manifesto reads like it was ripped from reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/. Women, fickle creatures that we are, refused to have sex with a “gentleman” like him, punishing him for being too nice. Apparently, when women don’t have sex with every man in sight, we fail to fulfill our entire reason for being. Forty percent of mass murderers start with their girlfriends, their ex-girl-
friends or their wives. Make no mistake — what happened Friday was an act of terrorism, and it was not an isolated act. Friday’s shooter joins the likes of Christopher Plaskon, who stabbed Maren Sanchez to death for denying his prom invitation. He joins the likes of Marc Lepine, who massacred 14 people at Montreal’s Ecole Polytechnique in the name of “fighting feminism.” He joins the thousands of men who kill their female partners each year. These women make up one-third of all female murder victims. The shooter joins the hate groups that bomb women’s health clinics and murder our health care providers. We don’t call violence against women terrorism because women are supposed to be terrified. Terrified of seeking health care, terrified of walking at night, terrified of saying no. Fear, after all, is an effective tool of control. To insist that Friday’s terrorist attack is an isolated incident of a sick individual is to be deluded. He found support for his violent convictions online, where he took the ideology of men’s rights activists and
anti-pick-up artists to their logical conclusion. Not every misogynist commits violence against women, but every misogynist condones it. Even after, some corners of the Internet continue to insist that his actions were heroic. They say more women should pity-fuck the incels in their lives to protect themselves. Because women are to blame for any violence committed against them, including murder. That’s what we get for straying from our role as sex object, blonde bimbo No. 1, 2 or 3. These attitudes aren’t limited to extremist Internet forums. They’re positions men in our lives have, and they’re freely expressed if given the chance. One man flirting with me at a bar explained that women who stay in domestically violent relationships are asking to get hit. This was a man hoping that if he played his cards right he might get laid. And this was a card he felt comfortable playing. Everyone is complicit in the attitudes of masculinity that encourage men like the UCSB shooter to act. “Stop being a pussy.”
CASEY FARRINGTON is a junior majoring in political science.
“Man up.” “Don’t be such a girl.” Macho man is the ultimate ideal, and woman is an insult. Misogyny is heavy in the air we breathe. We refuse to call acts like this terrorism because common cultural narratives have linked violence to love. Love is supposed to be tumultuous and painful. It instills heartache. He pulls your pigtails because he likes you. He only hits me because he loves me so much. Apparently, killing a woman doesn’t count as much as killing a man. Our laws agree. Women who kill their male partners in self-defense get an average of 15 years in prison. Men who kill their female partners in a jealous rage get two to six years. After all, she was asking for it. A men’s rights activist once asked me why I feel so oppressed. This is why. casefarr@indiana.edu
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My heart goes out to the victims of the senseless University of California Santa Barbara shootings. There can be no justification for what Elliot Rodger did. To see that some people truly believe women, or indeed anyone else, inherently owes something to another person solely on the basis of their existence, is absolutely terrifying. Indeed, everybody has the right to exist for themselves and themselves alone, and they retain all the privileges given to them because of that right. However, I believe this individual right is the primary issue here, and a woman’s right to express herself is a subset of this overarching theme. After taking a much-regretted stroll into Rodger’s Manifesto, I found the defining theme was his distaste for all people. Not only did he despise women, but he was also a racist, egocentrist and narcissist. Addressing only the antiwomen part of his ideology would be limiting the true scope of what should be addressed. Though his anti-women views are the most virulent and prominent, they were ultimately caused because he believed the world and the people on it owed something to him. Perhaps the biggest issue I have with the response to the shooting is when people say, “fathers should teach their boys not to rape women.” Well, of course. Nobody is going to argue with that. But I think the lesson to be taught is not only with the issue of rape. It is a much larger, more comprehensive idea.
JOSHUA ALLEN is a freshman majoring in English and philosophy.
The idea is to respect others as people and not fall into the foolhardy belief that any person or any group is responsible for anything beyond themselves. This is one of the many things Rodger lacked. His lack of respect is what eventually led to the development of his anti-women views. The presence of this belief within people is far more effective in discouraging rape than merely expressing the terribleness of rape. For example, I have never had the urge to go and rape someone. Yet, my father never sat me down and told me with a serious face that I should never rape a woman. I was taught, however, that everyone has a right to their own life and could live it as they see fit. Thus, the idea of raping somebody went so obviously against what I was taught that wI would never consider doing it. I believe this is what should be focused on the most. We need an all-encompassing, individualistic view of other people rather than the focused “do not rape anyone.” Because if these attacks continue on the totality of men, many of whom respect women’s (and everybody else’s) rights fully, they will become disillusioned with this movement that by its very existence stigmatizes the group it wants to change. allenjo@indiana.edu @IAmJoshAllen
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Funny Girl Woman ‘SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’ GRADUETTE SUCCESS STORIES
Women aren’t as funny as men. Did that get your attention? Whether or not you agree with this statement, it is undeniable that those six words represent one of the most debated issues in the funny business. One of the best places to look for signs of life in the feminine comedy landscape is among the graduettes of “Saturday Night Live,” NBC’s celebrated live comedy show and one of the longest-running programs on television. While many of the women below were fine-tuning their humorous craft before being hand-selected by creator and
producer Lorne Michaels, the iconic New York stage has played a significant role in their success following their tenure at “SNL.” These laughable ladies have also all had their own television careers since graduating from Lorne’s tutelage. Take a glance at these stat sheets of selected silly performers who happen to be women. You might come to see that there aren’t funny genders, just funny people.
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JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS “SNL” CAREER: 1982-1985
Dreyfus represents a long and highly successful comedy career.
Louis-Dreyfus was the youngest female cast member to join “SNL” at a thumb-sucking age of 21 years and 8 months. Makes you feel pretty inadequate, right? She met co-creator Larry David, a writer at “SNL,” who later cast Julia Louis-Dreyfus as the famous and equally sardonic Elaine Benesin in the wildly successful “Seinfeld.” Nine seasons later, when “Seinfeld” came to an end, LouisDreyfus and her costars drifted around the entertainment world in a Bermuda Triangle of unsucessful films and television shows. Louis-Dreyfus, however, was the first to break what had been dubbed the ominous “Seinfeld” Curse She played the voice of queen ant Atta in Pixar’s “A Bug’s Life,” and had a critically acclaimed recurring role in “Arrested Development” before starring in her own hit comedy show, “The New Life of Old Christine.” Now she’s the lead in “Veep,” a political comedy, for which she has raked in even more praise. With a Golden Globe, four Emmy Awards and six Screen Actors Guild awards among myriad nominations, Louis-
TINA FEY “SNL” CAREER: 1997-2006 Tina Fey is perhaps the only one who could rival LouisDreyfus’ success. She currently has eight Emmy awards for comedy writing, acting, producing and guest performing, as well as two Golden Globes and five Screen Actor Guild awards for her labors in the world of TV comedy. Fey has also been a trailblazer in her own right as a woman in the comedy sphere. She was the first female head writer of “Saturday Night Live” and the youngest ever recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Beyond “SNL,” she created the critically adored TV comedy “30 Rock” as a look into the world of live variety show television. She was co-host to the Golden Globes with Amy Poehler in 2013 and 2014. Their incredible dynamic and celebrity status as beloved comedians played a key role in making both broadcasts the best viewed in recent years. Fey recently celebrated her 44th birthday and has already attained immortality. She will be
forever known for her satirical “SNL” appearances as vicepresident candidate Sarah Palin. She’s also not to be forgotten for her writing and her role in the comedy shrine must-have, “Mean Girls,” which is both quotably hilarious as well as a keen commentary on the issue of bullying. Beyond her management role in “30 Rock,” she has continued work as a TV producer, now overseeing a new NBC series “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt,” which stars Ellie Kemper of “The Office.” Her life and insights are beyond impressive and are worthy of further investigation. We suggest you check out her New York Times bestseller “Bossypants” or the Feynarrated audiobook, which received a Grammy nomination.
MAYA RUDOLPH “SNL” CAREER: 2000-2007 Daughter of music industry power couple Minnie Riperton and Richard Rudolph, Maya Rudolph had the background and natural ability to demand a space on “SNL” based on vocal ability alone. Thanks to her singing talents and chameleon-like ability to take on an incredible number
of characters regardless of gender, age and race, Rudolph has been seen executing dozens of celebrity singer impressions hilariously. We’ve seen her as Beyoncé, Diana Ross, Jennifer Lopez, Liza Minnelli, Whitney Houston, Barbara Streisand and so many others. Beyond attentive mimicry, Rudolph has brought hilarity to the screen with outrageous performances, partially thanks to the character-heavy emphasis of the Groundlings comedy main stage in Los Angeles. Rudolph has spent much of her career following “SNL” providing both humorous and heartfelt performances in films like “Away We Go,” “Bridesmaids” and “The Way, Way Back.” She was a prominent character in the NBC parenting comedy “Up All Night,” but the show was short-lived. However, she is hoping to be back and successful in the NBC programming lineup by re-introducing the prime-time variety hour. “The Maya Rudolph Show” aired May 19 to many elated fans of her work. It received mixed reviews, particularly concerns regarding if the variety show has a place
in modern television. However, it also left audiences and critics both hoping to see more of Rudolph before making any final conclusions. One of the biggest positives of the program was how much Rudolph was able to showcase her skillful music-comedy blend.
AMY POEHLER “SNL” CAREER: 2001-2008 As a “Saturday Night Live” anchor of the Weekend Update alongside Fey and later Seth Meyers, Poehler has been far from polarizing when it comes to determining whether or not this comedian has talent. Like many other “SNL” greats, Poehler spent some time performing at Chicago’s Second City, the comedy Mecca, as well as ImprovOlympic. It was during this time that Fey and Poehler first met and developed their friendship. Poehler departed from her friend’s side to co-found the Upright Citizen’s Brigade, an improv comedy stage in New York. While at “SNL,” she enjoyed a lucrative and noteworthy career like the comedians above. She was a capable and ambitious writer, undaunted by the opinions of her male
coworkers She also had a position of high respect for maintaining a versatile and memorable performing presence. Not long after departing from “SNL,” Poehler became the lead in “Parks and Recreation,” a series in which Poehler plays the passionate and amiable local government official, Leslie Knope. While she is considered one of the academy’s currently most under-recognized comedians in television for her work on “Parks and Recreation,” Poehler can instead find tranquility in her other projects. She has begun to dabble in producing with her leadership in recent Comedy Central hit “Broad City.” Poehler has also empowered young women beyond her character Leslie Knope. Her Tumblr “Smart Girls at the Party” is a blog collection of interviews with impressive young women. It has won acclaim in the form of a Shorty Award and contributed to her recognition in the 2011 edition of TIME’s “100 Most Influential People in the World.” She is, of course, on our list of Most Influential People in the World of Comedy.
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A Blast from “Days of Future Past” Starring: Hugh Jackman, Jennifer Lawrence, Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy B+ If any genre has overstayed its welcome in Hollywood, it’s superhero movies. I say this even though I have an abiding love for comics and their overpowered characters. These cinematic adaptations seem to miss the point of the source material (see, for instance, “Man of Steel” and “The Dark Knight Rises”). “X-Men: Days of Future Past” surpasses its counterparts. It combines visuals that stun with the best cast of any superhero movie, period. In the movie, elderly mutant patriarchs Professor X (Patrick Stewart) and Magneto (Ian McKellen) find themselves in a world where humans and
mutants have almost been wiped out by giant robots called Sentinels. With the help of the psychic Kitty Pryde (Ellen Page), they send Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) back in time to stop the scientist (Peter Dinklage) who invented the Sentinels from doing so. To do this, they need the help of their younger selves (James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender, respectively) and the deadly Mystique (Jennifer Lawrence). What follows is a convoluted story. The mechanics of time travel are almost always fuzzy in films, because otherwise screen time would be wasted with explanations as to why Action A can be performed but Action B cannot. Director Bryan Singer instead gives moviegoers just enough information to intuit what is happening and why. This allows the movie to explore its fascinating characters and their relationships with one another. The most interesting of these is the friendship-turned-rivalry between the young Professor X and Magneto. McAvoy and Fassbender are perfect in these roles. Their chemistry is palpable and makes the scenes that they
share tense, dramatic and infused with sadness. The men once loved each other as brothers, but they have chosen to deal with adversity in irreconcilable ways. Professor X wants to show society that mutants also possess humanity, whereas Magneto has given up on humankind and wants to defend mutant interests at all costs. This central conflict is rather black and white. Magneto has obviously internalized the hatred he has faced his whole life. Meanwhile, Professor X overcomes it and forgives those who have wronged him. But the simplicity of the conflict makes it no less interesting to watch, and it makes it no less beautiful when good is actualized in some of the more complicated characters and situations. In this way, the movie keeps the spirit of the original comics. It is fun, action-packed and riveting, while still telling a story about good beating evil and why this triumph still matters. If more superhero movies like this get made, then superheroes just might stay interesting after all. By Andrew Wurdeman
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Kimbra’s singular single suggests enjoyable album ahead Single: “90s Music” Kimbra ADeciding which single to release cannot be a decision taken lightly. After spending painstaking months composing, writing and recording, the time comes when the musician and label need to determine what music from the completed album will gain traction with both devout fans and new listeners. The song needs to be the vow for a good album to come. It should be the combined promise to listeners of the artists’ consistent style and of their musical growth. Kimbra, the New Zealander made famous as the featured artist in Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used to Know,” has carefully
presented “90s Music” for our consideration, and it is bursting with the fullness of promises. With “The Golden Echo” being released later this summer, “90s Music” is familiar, but only because listeners will be able to revel in Kimbra’s characteristic inexplicability. This song follows Kimbra’s trend of producing a sound that are difficult to place in a genre. R&B and soul seem so stylistically distant from electropop, yet the two are conjoined in a confident fusion in Kimbra’s portfolio. This could not hold more true in “90s Music.” The varied passages of this song are accented by the heavy bass and overall emphasis on the rhythm. Meanwhile, the shrill vocal chanting and synthetic elements captivate the listener while defying the pitfalls of sustained repetitions of voice, instrument and digital sound. The vocals are also interesting, with the editing being very reminiscent of popular radio giants. Kimbra is showing great maturity in this roll-down-yourwindows-and-drive tune. Her vocals indicate her experiences gained after months of performing on the road.
This song includes collaboration with Matt Bellamy of Muse and Mark Foster of Foster the People, which also foreshadows “The Golden Echo” well. Kimbra said she has enjoyed working with many fantastic and talented figures in the music industry, as she has worked tirelessly on this coming-to-earsnear-you work. With a more popular sound and the direct influences of peers, one might think Kimbra is not much in this equation. Stop your worrying right now; “90s Music” is undeniably a Kimbra song. Her ability to deliver hypnotic soothing in the midst of an unhinged arrangement sets her apart from anyone in the mainstream or even its tributaries. Of course, the main unifying force of her work is its effect. If you aren’t convulsing along to this song, you should check into the nearest hospital, because you clearly no longer have a heartbeat. By Griffin Leeds
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Author Maya Angelou dies at age 86 Recognized American author and poet Maya Angelou passed away Wednesday morning in North Carolina. She has published seven autobiographies, three books of essays and several books of
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poetry. Angelou visited IU as part of ArtsWeek and Black History Month in 2009. Read about her visit at idsn.ws/ RememberingAngelou.
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A three-day, multi-venue comedy festival returns to Bloomington for the second year. Limestone Comedy Festival will take place today through Saturday. The festival was originally founded by Comedy Attic owner Jared Thompson and local comedian Mat Alano-Martin. Comedians Headliners for the festival include Patton Oswalt He has a Grammy nominated album, “Finest Hour,” and he recently released an hour special, “Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time.” The Legendary Emo Philips His career includes cult TV hits such as the “Weird Al Show” and “Adventure Time.” Sasheer Zamata She recently debuted as the newest cast member for “Saturday Night Live.” Zamata’s career includes appearances on FX’s “Totally Biased W. Kaumau Bell” and Comedy Central’s “Inside Amy
Schumer.” Featured comedians include Rachel Bloom She has been named a comic to watch by Cosmopolitan, Time out LA and Backstage. Her TV acting credits include @Midnight and “How I Met Your Mother.” Saurin Choksi He performed at the TBS Just for Laughs Chicago, Bridgetown, Limestone and Cape Fear Comedy festivals last year. For a complete list of the 60 headliners and featured comedians, visit limestonefest.com/fest-performers. Podcasts The schedule for the festival includes live recordings of podcasts. On the list are Jimmy Pardo’s “Never Not Funny,” Erin Foley’s “Sports Without Balls” and Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction. Venues Performances will take place in five different venues in Bloomington’s downtown area, including
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the Comedy Attic, the Buskirk-Chumley Theater, the Bishop Bar, Ivy Tech John Waldron Arts Center and the Back Door. Tickets There are multipleday passes that give audience members VIP access to shows and after parties, but it is also possible to buy tickets for individual performances. The most inclusive and expensive multiple-day badge is $175, with lower cost choices available dependent on what the badge includes. Individual shows range between $10 and $30. For a complete list of ticket options, visit limestonefest.com/tickets or the Buskirk-Chumley box office. Schedule Today and Friday include a full evening schedule, but Saturday features both a day and night line up. Visit limestonefest.com/ schedule for more information on performances.
To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging.
Aries (March 21-April 19) — Today is an 8 — It’s easier to make money for the next month. Don’t overindulge with savoring the finer things. Grow closer with your family. Enjoy the gift of gab.
Local public art troupe, Cloud Preaser, turned an old bank into an art funhouse at the southeast corner of Kirkwood Avenue and College Avenue. An eight-person tent, reflective Mylar and colorful lights fill one of the rooms in the old bank building as part of the project. In total, the installation used more than 500 balloons, 1,250 pounds of sand, 1,000 feet of reflective Mylar, a 20-foot-tall inflatable man and a giant bank vault door.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) — Today is a 7 — Take on more responsibility and leadership over the next month and your status rises, with Venus in Taurus. Get gregarious and play with friends, especially today and tomorrow. Listen to emotions. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Today is an 8 — Travel delights. So does philosophical and intellectual inquiry. You’re especially adept with group communication over the next weeks, with Mercury in Cancer. Step into greater leadership. Words come easily.
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Annual series celebrates Shakespeare for 25th year BY ANGELA HAWKINS anlhawki@iu.edu
Shakespeare plays have been seen in a variety of formats, from formal plays to films. This summer marks the 25th annual Shakespeare in the Park festival for the Monroe County Civic Theater, and this year is distinct in that the theater will read the complete works of Shakespeare. “We decided to make it a week-long festival and do a collection of plays to mark the anniversary,” said Eric
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — Today is an 8 — Travel and explore. Use charm to advance your career over the next few weeks, with Mercury in Cancer. Make an emotional appeal. It’s easier to save and increase your assets over the next month. Keep budgets current. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) — Today is an 8 — Rely on a supportive partner. Stir up sparks. Exploration and education beckon for a few weeks. Talk about your feelings. Make plans. Include long-distant communications. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) — Today is an 8 — Get into work you like over the next month, with
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Anderson Jr., the board of directors president. “Then there will also be our production of Hamlet.” The festival began in 1990 with “A Midsummer Night’s Dream.” The Monroe County Civic Theater didn’t think about doing a Shakespeare play until an IU student came to use some of its props for a Shakespeare play she put on for class, Anderson said. The performances will be at Third Street Park from Friday to June 7, and they are free to the public.
“Some of the readings that are sponsored by particular organizations will be done by members of the staff, board members, etc.,” said Cassie Alexander, Shakespeare in the Park reader coordinator. “Others will just be read by volunteers who sign up for particular roles.” A reader coordinator is important for the festival, especially when it will read the complete works of Shakespeare, Alexander said. “I keep track of the
creative Venus in Taurus. Contribute to decision-making regarding family money over the next few weeks, with Mercury in Cancer. Stay sensitive to group needs. Reassess your assets. Your partner’s especially helpful.
love nest this month, with Venus in Taurus. Domestic joys enchant. Try gourmet recipes, redecorate a room or just light candles. Family and friends call you to play today and tomorrow. Develop an intellectual challenge. Create love.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Today is a 7 — There’s plenty of work today and tomorrow. Compromise and communication comes easier in partnerships for the next few weeks, with Mercury in Cancer. You’re especially lucky in love this month. Indulge in pleasures of the senses, and feast in beauty.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) — Today is an 8 — Trust your heart to lead you. Sweet words come easily over the next few weeks. You’re especially charming, and intimate conversations sparkle. Express affection at home by cleaning up your space. Focus on love.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — Today is an 8 — Your home’s your
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Need a Summer Job? Flexible Scheduling! Visit Us to apply: 3333 E. 3rd St. Or call & ask for Corbin: 332-3333. Student web startup seeks campus rep for marketing campaign. fundsponge.com/jobs The IDS is accepting applications for Advertising Account Executives to start June, 2014. 15 hours per week.
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1315 S. Grant, 3 BR, $930/ mo. 906 S. Fess, 3 BR, very nice, $1530/ mo. Avail. Aug. 327-3238 2 blks. to Campus. Nice 3 BR, 1.5 BA house,$1350. Near 3rd & Indiana. No pets. Call 334-1100 or email: zinmanlaw@aol.com. 3 BR houses- A/C,W/D, D/W. 319 N. Maple, 801 W 11th. for Aug. ‘14. $975/mo. No pets. Off street parking, free WiFi. 317- 490-3101 3 BR, 2 BA and study. Completely remodeled. Call Today! 812-330-1501, gtrentalgroup.com 4 and 5 BR, $1400-$2k. A/C, D/W, W/D, with pics at www.iu4rent.com
Redmen bldg 116 N. Walnut 2 BR apts • $675/bed
4 BR, 2 BA. Completely updated. Wrap around deck. N. Grant St. - $2200/mo. 812-330-1501, gtrentalgroup.com
812-334-8200 Office 2620 N. Walnut Leasing for Fall, 2014. 2 BR apts. Hunter Ridge. 812-334-2880 Now leasing for fall: Park Doral Apartments. Eff., 2 & 3 BR. apts. Contact: 812-336-8208.
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Avail. now. 3 BR, 1.5 BA ranch w/ unfinished basement & large fenced yard. South-side of Blgtn. 236 Church Lane. $1,125/mo. Great for Grad Students or Faculty. 812-825-5579 deckardhomes.com
Sublet Rooms/Rmmte. Rmmte. needed. 2 BR apt. near campus/bus. $350/ mo. NS. Avail. immed. 812-219-5143
MERCHANDISE Electronics 12 mo. Hulu Gift Card. Can be credited to new or existing accounts. 765-714-6248 MacBookPro 13” laptop. Still under warranty. $1100, 825-6196 jarollin@indiana.edu
Aug. 2014, near campus. 2, 3, 4, and 5 BR houses. thunderboltproperty.com
Avail. now. 2 BR, next to B-Line Trail. Easy access to IU or Hwy 37. 911 W. 11th St., $695/mo., 812-825-5579 deckardhomes.com
Sublet Apt. Unfurn. Sublets avail. All locations, neg. terms & rent. 333-9579
5 BR, 6 BA houses. All appliances: W/D & D/W. On bus line. 812-336-6900 www.shaw-rentals.com
Avail. Aug. in Bryan Park. 3+ BR, 2 bath, W/D, central air. 10 blks. to campus. 1118 S. Woodlawn, $1,325/mo. 812-825-5579 deckardhomes.com
Sublet Apt. Furnished AVAILABLE NOW! Furn. 1 BR sublet, rent neg. 812-333-9579, mention LH1.
4 BR house. Avail. Aug., 2014. No pets please. 2 blks. from Sample Gates. Great location. 812-333-4748 www.HPIU.com 4 BR house. Avail Aug. 2 BA w/ W/D & A/C. On busline. 812-325-0848
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Fairview Terrace 615 W. 15th St. 1 BR apt • $495
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Selling Grand Theft Auto 5 for the PS3, $30. Text me at 239.537.4432 if interested.
Food $100 Starbucks Gift Card, asking for $65, OBO. 765-714-6248.
Instruments Ovation acoustic electric guitar with original case. Very good! $285. Call 812-929-8996.
Misc. for Sale 4 Yakima rail grabs; 2 Yakima 48” cross bars; 4 SKS lock cores. $180. danmkirwan@netsc
Cute, older home. 2 BR/ 1 BA. Hardwood floors, W/D, small yd. & mowing provided + trash removal. $710/mo. (812) 336-6900
Buying/selling portable window A/C and dorm refridgerators. Any size. Cash paid. 812-320-1789 auldoc11@gmail.com
Free Aug. rent if signed by 4/30! 5 BR/2 BA, close to campus. Text 812-323-0033. Houses/Twnhs./Flats Avail. Aug., 2014. Call for pricing: 812-287-8036.
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Stella Ridge 2 & 3 BR, 2.5 BA, $1140. Oaklawn Park 3 BR, 2.5 BA, $990. Avail. Aug., 2014. Costley & Co. 336-6246 $100 oof of Aug., 2014 rent if lease is signed by March 31, 2014.
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Bloomington Seventh-day Adventist Church
Christian Science Church
2230 N. Martha St. 812-332-5025
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bloomingtonchristianscience.com Sunday: 10 a.m.
Saturday Mornings: Sabbath School, 9:30 - 10:30 a.m. Worship Service, 10:30 a.m. - Noon The Bloomington Seventh-day Adventist Church is part of a worldwide organization with more than 15 million members in countries around the world. We would love to have you join us in worship or at one of our church events. Mike Riley, Elder Hernan Hammerly, Elder John Leis III, Elder
Anabaptist/Mennonite Mennonite Fellowship of Bloomington 2420 E. Third St. 812-337-7899
bloomingtonmenno.org Meets Sunday evenings at 5 p.m. We welcome you to join this congregation of committed Christians seeking to be a place of healing and hope as we journey together in the spirit of Christ. As people of God’s peace, we seek to embody the kingdom of God. Kelly Carson, Pastor mfbpastor@gmail.com
Wednesday: 7 p.m. Welcome to an inspiring, healing church at 2425 E. Third St. near campus! Listen to Sentinel radio programs on CATS channel 7 at 1 p.m. Sundays and 8 p.m. Mondays and Thursdays. Free Christian Science Monitor, “Daily Lift” online at bloomingtonchristianscience.com. IU Christian Science group meets on campus. See website in September.
Highland Village Church of Christ 4000 W. Third St. 812-332-8685
highlandvillage@juno.com Sunday: Bible Study, 9:30 a.m. Worship, 10:25 a.m., 6 p.m. Wednesday: Bible Study, 7 p.m. *On the second Sunday of each month services are at 10:25 a.m. & 1 p.m. A place where the pure Gospel is preached. Where a dedicated body of people assemble to worship, and where souls are devoted to the Lord and His word. Phil Spaulding and Mark Stauffer, Elders Justin Johnston and Roy Wever, Deacons
Christian (Disciples of Christ) First Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) 205 E. Kirkwood Ave. 812-332-4459
Canterbury House Episcopal (Anglican) Campus Ministry at IU 719 E. Seventh St. 812-334-7971 • 812-361-7954
indiana.edu/~canterby canterby@indiana.edu Sacramental Schedule: Weekly services Sundays: Holy Eucharist with hymns, followed by dinner 4 p.m. at Canterbury House
Wednesdays: Evening Prayer & Bible Study at 5:30 p.m. at Canterbury House 5:15 p.m. at Trinity Church (111 S. Grant St.) Episcopal (Anglican) Campus Ministry is a safe, welcoming and inclusive Christian community; it is an inter-generational nesting place for all who pass through the halls of Indiana University. All people are welcome. All people get to participate. There are no barriers to faith or participation. There are no constraints — gender, sexual orientation, ethnicity, country of origin, disability or ability, weak or strong. In the end, it’s all about God’s love for us and this world.
Opportunities for Fellowship
With all our differences – in age, ability and physical condition, in race, cultural background and economic status, in sexual orientation, gender identity and family structure – God has received each one with loving kindness, patience and joy. All that we are together and all that we hope to be is made more perfect as the richness of varied lives meets the mystery of God’s unifying Spirit, and we become the Body of Christ. Helen Hempfling, Pastor
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Thursday, May 29 University Lutheran Church Event: Pizza Talk Time: 9 - 10 p.m. For more information, contact University Lutheran Church at indianalutheran.com or 812-336-5387.
Monday, June 2 First Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) Event: Women's Arts & Crafts Groups Time: 7 - 9 p.m. For more information, contact First Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) at fccbloomington.org or 812-332-4459.
Tuesday, June 3 Unity of Bloomington Event: Tae Kwon Do Time: 5:45 - 7:15 p.m. For more information, contact Unity of Bloomington at unityofbloomington.org or 812-333-2484.
Sunday, June 8 St. Mark's United Methodist Event: UMW Sunday “Young Women Helping Families Around the World” Time: 9:30 a.m. For more information, contact St. Mark's United Methodist at stmarksbloomington.org or 812-332-5788.
Our small group meets weekly — give us a call for times & location. On Sunday mornings, service is at 10 a.m. We are contemporary and dress is casual. Coffee, bagels and fruit are free! Come as you are ... you’ll be loved! David G. Schunk, Senior Pastor Tom Rude, Associate Pastor D.A. Schunk, Youth Pastor Lisa Schunk, Children’s Ministry Director
Loving God, Serving People, Changing Lives
Lutheran (LCMS) University Lutheran Church & Student Center 607 E. Seventh St. 812-336-5387 • indianalutheran.com
facebook.com/ULutheranIU Sunday: Divine Service, 10:30 a.m. & 5 p.m. “The Best Meal You’ll Have All Week,” 6 p.m., College Bible Class, 9:15 a.m. & 6:30 p.m. Wednesday: “LCMS U” Fellowship & Bible
Thursday: Graduate Bible Study, 7 p.m. “U. Lu” is the home of LCMS U. Our oncampus facility across from Dunn Meadow at the corner of Seventh & Fess is open daily and supports being “In Christ, Engaging the World” through worship, Bible studies, mission trips, retreats, international hospitality, music and leadership.
Orthodox Christian All Saints Orthodox Christian Church 6004 S. Fairfax Rd. 812-824-3600
allsaintsbloomington.org Wednesday: Vespers 6 p.m. Saturday: Great Vespers 5 p.m. Sunday: Matins 8:50 a.m. Divine Liturgy: 10 a.m. A parish of the Antiochian Archdiocese of North America – our parish welcomes Orthodox Christians from all jurisdictions around the globe and all Christians of Protestant and Catholic backgrounds as well as seekers of the ancient church. We are a caring and welcoming family following our Lord Jesus Christ. Rev. Fr. Peter Jon Gillquist, Pastor Rev. Lawrence Baldwin, Deacon Marcia Baldwin, Secretary
Unity
Rev. Richard Woelmer, Campus Pastor
Please join us for these programs at Canterbury House
Mondays: 2:30 – 4:30 p.m. Open House for study tables with coffee bar & snacks Wednesdays: 5:30 p.m. Bible study and
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Unity of Bloomington 4001 S. Rogers St. 812-333-2484
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Opportunities are available for service projects (Winter Shelter volunteer) social gatherings, Bible Study and retreats. Spiritual direction and pastoral counselling are available by contacting the chaplain.
Chaplain’s Office Hours: Tuesday & Wednesday: 4 - 7 p.m. Friday: 2 - 4 p.m.
Connexion / Evangelical Community Church 503 S. High St. 812-332-0502
eccbloomington.org • cxiu.org Sundays: Service: 9:30 a.m. & 11 a.m. Connexion: 6 p.m.
Counseling available by appointment Mother Linda C. Johnson+, University Chaplain Jaimie Murdock, Communications Victoria Laskey, Intern for Student Engagement
Independent Baptist
ship: worship, group discussion and fellowship As God has welcomed us, we welcome you.
Sundays: 10 a.m.
Study, 7:30 p.m., Vespers, 7 p.m.
fccbloomington.org Sunday: 8:30 a.m. & 11 a.m. Wednesday: 9 p.m., Disciples Student Fellow-
2375 S. Walnut St. 812-336-4602 btnvineyard.org
Episcopal (Anglican)
Thursdays: Evening Prayer & Holy Eucharist at
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Lifeway Baptist Church
Connexion is the college ministry of ECC, a place where students can grow in their relationship with Christ and others. We value learning, discussion, worship and prayer in community. We don’t claim to have all the answers, but we refuse to ignore the difficult questions. Come check us out! Josiah Leuenberger, Director of University Ministries Bob Whitaker, Senior Pastor Dan Waugh, Pastor of Adult Ministries
7821 W. State Road 46 812-876-6072
lifewaybaptistchurch.org
Sunday Worship: 10 a.m. & 6 p.m. Wednesday Night Bible Study: 7 p.m. Thursday Campus Bible Study: 7 p.m. * Free transportation provided. Please call if you need a ride to church. • Matt 4:19 And he saith unto them, follow me, and I will make you fishers of men. • To follow Him, you need to first believe in Him • Romans 10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
High Rock Church 3124 S. Canterbury Circle 812-323-3333
highrock-church.com Sunday: 11 a.m. at the Bloomington Convention Center, 302 S. College Ave. (3rd & College) High Rock is a newish church in B-Town that loves students. While the church is for everyone, we really want to see loads of students get involved. The coffee is strong, the dress is casual, the music rocks, the teaching is relevant and God is real. Come check it out. Scott Joseph, Pastor
Campus Meeting: Barnabas Society 7 - 8 p.m. on Thursdays, Cedar Hall C116. Every other Thursday starting Jan. 16 - April 24 You will be our honored guest! You will find our services to be uplifting and full of practical teaching and preaching by Pastor Steve VonBokern, as well as dynamic, God-honoring music. Steve VonBokern, Senior Pastor Rosh Dhanawade, IU Coordinator 302-561-0108, rdhanawa@indiana.edu
Lutheran/Christian (ELCA) Lutheran Campus Ministry at IU
Youth Education, 10 a.m., Book Study 9 a.m. Unity of Bloomington offers practical, spiritual teachings that empower abundant and meaningful living. As a progressive Christian community, we honor the universal truths in all religions and are open to exploring teachings from Buddhism, Taoism and more. Check out our Diversity Statement at What is Unity? on our website. Rev. Lauri Boyd, Minister
United Methodist Open Hearts * Open Minds * Open Doors
St. Mark’s United Methodist 100 N. State Rd. 46 Bypass 812-332-5788 stmarksbloomington.org
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College & Career Age Sunday School Class: 9 a.m. Sunday
Sunday: Service, 10 a.m.,
9:30-10:30 a.m.: Breakfast 9:30-10:15 a.m.: Adult Sunday School Classes (Nomads,Pilgrims, Bible Banter) 9:30-10:15 a.m.: Celebration! Children’s & Family Worship 10:30-11:30 a.m.: Sanctuary Worship 10:30-11:30 a.m.: Children & Youth Sunday School Classes Ned Steele, Pastor Mary Beth Morgan, Pastor
Roman Catholic St. Paul Catholic Center 1413 E. 17th St. 812-339-5561
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Redeemer Community Church 930 W. Seventh St. 812-269-8975
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Saturday: 4:30 p.m. Sunday: 8:30 a.m., 10:30 a.m., 5:30 p.m., 9 p.m. Spanish Mass Sunday, 12:30 p.m. Korean Mass 1st & 3rd Saturdays, 6 p.m.
Weekday Mass Times 7:15 a.m. & 5:15 p.m.
Sunday: 9 & 11 a.m. at Banneker Community Center
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Redeemer is a gospel-centered community on mission. Our vision is to see the gospel of Jesus Christ transform and redeem us as individuals, as a church and as a city. We want to be instruments of gospel change in Bloomington and beyond.
We welcome all; We form Catholics to be alive in their faith, We nurture leaders with Christian values in the church and the community; We promote social outreach and justice, We reflect the face of Christ at Indiana University and beyond.
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3:45 - 4:50 p.m.
Fr. John Meany, O.P., Pastor Fr. Simon-Felix Michalski, O.P., Campus Minister Fr. Cassian Sama, O.P., Associate Pastor
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Vineyard Community Church
Wednesday: “Table Talk” Dinner & Spiritual
2375 S. Walnut St. 812-336-4602
Growth, 6 p.m. at the Rose House. Free to students. LCM-IU is an inclusive Christian community – not just a ministry to people who call themselves Lutheran Christians. Visit our student center, the Rose House, for spiritual (and physical!) nourishment 24 hours a day. LCM-IU is an intentionally safe space available for all students to reflect and act on your faith life through Bible study, faith discussions, retreats, service and more! Jeff Schacht, Campus Minister Rev. Kelli Skram, Campus Pastor Colleen Montgomery, Pastoral Intern
btnvineyard.org Sunday: 10 a.m. Our small group meets weekly — give us a call for times & location. On Sunday mornings, service is at 10 a.m. We are contemporary and dress is casual. Coffee, bagels and fruit are free! Come as you are ... you’ll be loved! David G. Schunk, Senior Pastor Tom Rude, Associate Pastor D.A. Schunk, Youth Pastor Lisa Schunk, Children’s Ministry Director
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Stanford third baseman Alex Blandino pops up during a game Feb. 16 against Rice. The Cardinal beat the Owls 12-3 in Palo Alto, Calif.
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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 4 he’s hitting .448, sophomore right fielder Zach Hoffpauir can make a big impact very quickly with the bat. Hoffpauir, a two-sport athlete who also plays free safety for Stanford’s football team, has raised his batting average from .271 to .339 over his last 13 games, a span in which he’s hit .520 (26-for50). He leads the team with a .522 slugging percentage, demonstrating his power that can alter a game with just one swing. IDS Care for a prediction? Will Stanford make it out of the regional in your opinion?
WALLACH As head coach Mark Marquess leads the Cardinal into their 29th postseason appearance in the last 34 years under his tutelage but the team’s first berth since 2012, expectations are not very high for the team that surprised many by just making it to a regional. But I think this team has a strong run in it. Each of Stanford’s first three starters can match up with any opponent. So as long as the offense holds up its end of the bargain, the Card can reach the regional’s final game against Indiana. But the run will likely stop there as it’s going to take a lot to slow down the Hoosiers train that has won 30 of its last 33 games.
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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 second most widely used type of drug in the nation last year. According to NIDA, synthetic drugs are often sold over-the-counter in convenient stores and gas stations. Nationally, the drugs were legally available until March 2011. Since then, the Drug Enforcement Administration has continually added compounds to a list of controlled substances. Data from surveys taken in 2012 by NIDA suggest synthetic narcotics use, by adolescents especially, is on the rise. “The effects of these drugs are more harmful than natural marijuana,” Goodwin said.
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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 absolutely do so,” she said. Meredith said the ISTA will urge parents to tell administrators not to hire people with career specialist permits. She is a mother, and her first two children were prone to ear infections. When she had her third child, her doctor recommended she buy an otoscope, a medical device used to look into the ears. She purchased one, and now she knows a decent amount about ear infections. “But I shouldn’t be a doctor,” she said. “There are more things I need to know about the ear and how the whole human body works, and it’s likewise with teaching.”
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Onlookers observe the behavior of the character Chamberlain, played by Derek Krober, to find out how he took the news of his dismissal. Actors of “Henry the VIII” performed June 10, 2012 at Third Street Park Amphitheater.
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volunteers who sign up to read for each play, assemble cast lists and serve as a communications liaison between the host organizations and the readers,” Alexander said.
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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 2 officer in Oakland, Calif., for 11 years before enrolling at McKinney School of Law in Indianapolis. The IU Veteran Support Services is thrilled to have three Tillman Military Scholars, Baechtold said. “The program is highly competitive and prestigious,” she said. Despite being a part of a distinguished group of Military scholars, Sowell says he can never forget the inspiration of the foundation, Pat Tillman. “I remember being in college when Pat Tillman passed,” Sowell said. “I am honored that his life of service directly affected mine. I will always be thankful for that. “He’s a role model. He made an unparalleled sacrifice to leave a glamorous and lucrative career to risk
The festival is still in need of readers, and a signup form is still available on the theater’s website. In addition to the readings, the production of Hamlet is from June 6 to 8. “We are performing it like the play is coming out the first time,” Hamlet di-
rector of Gregory Morales said. The theater’s production of Hamlet will be 90 minutes as opposed to four hours, he said. Anderson said no matter the play, Shakespeare in the Park always attracts a diverse audience.
his life and fight in a war. That’s heroic.” Tillman excelled as a student–athlete at Arizona State University. He earned three consecutive selections to the Pac10 All-Academic football team, a first team Academic All-American honor, and in 1997 he was voted the Pac10’s Defensive Player of the Year as he led ASU to an undefeated season. The Arizona Cardinals drafted Tillman in the seventh round of the 1998 NFL Draft. Tillman became the team’s starting safety and set the franchise record for tackles in the 1999-2000 season. Tillman finished the 2001 NFL season and married his high school girlfriend, Marie, in the spring of 2002. The Sept. 11 terrorist attacks ignited Tillman’s patriotism. After returning from his honeymoon, Tillman an-
nounced he would postpone his NFL career and enlist in the U.S. Army with his brother, Kevin Tillman. The Tillman brothers served tours in 2003 in Iraq during Operation Iraqi Freedom and in 2004 in Afghanistan during Operation Enduring Freedom. On the evening of April 22, 2004, Tillman’s unit was ambushed, and he died because of friendly fire, according to the Pat Tillman Foundation’s website. After Pat’s death, his family and friends created the Pat Tillman Foundation in his honor. “Through our mission, we are proud to support and empower these outstanding leaders as they pursue their educational goals and strive to impact significant, positive change for our country and communities after their military service,” Marie said.
“The festival is good for the city of Bloomington, because it brings out many people and gives them an opportunity to see Shakespeare in a different way,” he said.
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deer, and they voiced complaints about their ruined gardens and scared pets. Bloomington resident Anne Sterling said she was concerned about the environmental effects of the lead in the bullets they plan to use. “Even if the sharpshooters have a 99-percent accuracy rate, which seems a bit optimistic, it’s unavoidable that lead will be injected into the Griffy Lake Nature Preserve,” she said. Board members said they were focusing mainly on whether the contract was appropriate or not, and they put trust in public officials who said overpopulation was a problem.
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