ILLUSTRADO Magazine Nov 2015

ILLUSTRADO NOV-DEC 2015

CHAMPIONING THE WORLD CLASS FILIPINO

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DON’T BE SAD, DON’T BE BLUE Happy Holiday 101 GROW THAT MOOLAH! FROM MEASLY TO MILLIONS

I love you, let’s party!

ELATE #AlmostXmas

Living Fearlessly

How to be brave even when the world tells you not to

Scary Little Christmas

Home for the holidays(& sorta dreading it)

Pinoy Vs. Winter

Survive and Thrive in the Cold Weather

PHOTOGRAPHY by EROS GOZE

EDITOR’S NOTE

Seasons Change

I don’t know what it is at this time of the year that feels like

social media trending phenoms in the last couple of days

something has just clicked into place.

to thank.

As the temperature drops to a more comfortable level for

It’s one of those occasions when one is justifiably torn

us here in the Gulf, you could almost feel that perceptible

between joining the laughter, or scratching one’s head

shift into a more calm and settled gear. You hear the

in consternation. New developments, but ‘same-same’

background noises of nature – the ones curiously missing

situation, would you agree?

during the long summer months now deliciously alive, amidst the hum of the city. It’s like the world has moved to

Over to the Arctic Circle’s Frigid Zone countries where our

a more reflective mode, thankful for the relief from the heat

kababayans have evolved through the years to survive

and the agitation that comes with it. ‘For a change’ – as

the bitter cold. Winter signals a change in the pace of

they say.

life – a life that is very alien to most of us. And yet, the jolly Filipinos of sub-zero climes still manage to keep that

Onto another shift, back home, things seem to have heated

cheerful Pinoy spirit alive to combat the blues, cooking

up lately. The ‘laglag bala’ incidents at our airports has

and sipping on sinigang and nilaga broth next to fireplaces

brought a new level of stress to travelers in and out of the

burning with fragrant wood, to keep themselves warm.

Philippines, while the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit just held recently has brought a new level

It’s such a strange thing, but it seems that the more things

of vigor in our government and the business sector – what

change, the more they stay the same. Or is it a fact that

with the promise of economic opportunities brought by the

seasons change, times change, but people mostly remain

forum to the host country.

the same? And we will always be the happy go lucky, unnervingly sunny sinigang-sipping Filipinos that we are?

Although these seem new, most of us would argue that a lot of things never seem to change – our political

Here’s to the change of season and to the enduring Filipino

landscape with the upcoming elections still remains a

heart.

bizarre three-ring circus, and for all the heartaches and difficulties our kababayans back home had to endure – the ‘mala-Death March’ walkathons and the horrendous traffic due to the closure of major thoroughfares courtesy of the APEC, Filipinos still found the time to laugh. That’s

Taas Noo, Filipino!

Lalaine Chu-Benitez Editor-in-Chief

right! For that we have the #prayforalma and #apechottie

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CONTRIBUTORS ALFRED “KRIP” A. YUSON Highly esteemed Filipino writer Krip Yuson has published a myriad of books, including novels, poetry, short stories, children’s stories, biographies and screenplays. He has been elevated to the Hall of Fame of the Carlos Palanca Memorial Awards for Literature, the Philippines’ most prestigious literary distinction. He regularly regales Illustrado readers in his column, ‘Illuminati,’ with stories and musings on upcoming elections’ presidentiables.

BO SANCHEZ FRANCISCO COLAYCO Francisco Colayco is an entrepreneur, venture developer and financial advisor who has written many books that advocate Filipinos to financially prosper. He is Illustrado’s resident money expert and personal finance guru, and this month, he shares tips and advice on how one can grow PHP30 to millions.

Bro Bo Sanchez is a man of many achievements.

You’ve probably already read his best-selling books, attended one of his seminars, or even seen him on TV or online. Bo Sanchez – or Bro. Bo, doesn’t really need any introduction. This Ten Outstanding Young Men (TOYM) awardee, best-selling author and respected speaker shares worthwhile words of wisdom with Illustrado readers every month in his column on Spirituality. In this season of giving, Bro. Bo talks about how happy relationships are the ones that throw parties.

NICHOLO JALLORES

MICHAEL CINCO Michael Cinco returns to Illustrado as Creative Director for this month’s fashion editorial. This celebrated international haute couture designer has brought high acclaim to the Filipino flair for style around the world – with his creations featured in runways, red carpets, and on international TV, adorning the world’s most beautiful women - from the Middle East to the US, to Europe, Australia and Southeast Asia.

Nicholo Jallores is an advertising account executive, writer, singer, dancer, cardio junkie and a wannabe theoretical physicist. When he was young, his grandmother convinced him that anything is possible, and gullible child that he was he believed her. He engraved that mindset so deeply on the core of his being that now he walks around the city thinking that he can be anything and everything — a dangerous man.

BARNEY ALMAZAR, ESQ ANNA DE LEON Atty. Barney is a director at the Commercial Department of Gulf Law in the Middle East, Philippines and United Kingdom. He holds a UAE legal consultancy license and is a lifetime member of the Philippine Bar. He is a holder of Juris Doctor and MBA dual degrees with concentration on International Business and European Union Law (University of London).

A trained make-up artist, Anna de Leon is a beauty advocate teaching women the fundamentals of skincare, and the art of bringing out one’s best through make-up. She has been conducting her transformative ‘Faces by Anna de Leon’ workshops since 2009 as well as ‘Up Close and Personal’, her one-toone make-up classes.

KRISTINE ABANTE

ROZEN ANTONIO Rozen Antonio has always been artistic and creative, even during his younger years. Now a fashion and beauty photographer, he takes time to indulge his creative muse and uses his favorite tool to unleash the beauty in his subjects. In this issue, he collaborates with well-known international fashion designer Michael Cinco to shoot former Philippine supermodel Lou Bunyi with couture from Bandoix Flores.

Kristine Abante is a full-time marketing professional specializing in the music industry, and a part-time storyteller and traveler. She collects stories from her travels, and shares her insightful and colorful experiences through her writing. In this month’s issue, Kristine talks about ‘eargasmic’ music from FilipinoAmerican producer Freddie Joachim.

TRACY LEY ORENCIO Tracy Ley Orencio is renowned for her very popular beauty blog “Ms Tracy Ley.” She is a fierce beauty savant who helps her followers try out the latest beauty trends, a fitness enthusiast who shares her wealth of understanding on cross and eating healthy, on top of being a hard working corporate woman and a doting mom.

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PUBLISHER & EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Lalaine Chu-Benitez CREATIVE DIRECTOR Mon Benitez ASSOCIATE EDITOR Rav De Castro COLUMNISTS Aby Yap Alfred “Krip” Yuson Barney Almazar Bo Sanchez Francisco Colayco CONTRIBUTING WRITERS – UAE, PHILIPPINES, CANADA Mary Ann “Maps” Santos SWITZERLAND Nephele Kirong Angela Mapa Nikka Sarthou Anna Oposa Nina Terol-Zialcita Barbara Marchadesch P.A. Escalante Candice Lopez Quimpo Princes Nedamo Dante Gagelonia Quay Evano Didi Paterno Rache Hernandez Excel Dyquianco Regina Layug-Lucero Kara Santos Sherry Tenorio Mary Ann Marchadesch CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHERS – UAE, PHILIPPINES & USA Alex Calueng Eros Goze Cristina Linaza Raen Badua Rozen Antonio Irvin Rivera Herson Nebaya Jef Anog CONTRIBUTING FASHION CREW UAE, HONGKONG, PHILIPPINES Ginno Alducente Jessie Tabla Jojo Padua Valentino Montuerto Jasmin PUBLISHER – UAE Illustrado Communications FZ-LLC 2nd Floor, Building 2, Dubai Media City United Arab Emirates P.O. Box 72280 Office 20C Tel: +971 4 365 4543, 365 4547 Fax: +971 4 360 4771 E-mail: admin@illustrado.net Web: illustradolife.com, illustrado.co Facebook: Illustrado Magazine Twitter: Illustrado Magazine PRINTERS Printwell Printing LLC P.O. Box 18828 Dubai, UAE STOCK IMAGES Shutterstock.com (Unless otherwise specified) Copyright Illustrado Communications FZ-LLC 2006 – 2015 All rights reserved. No part of this magazine may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without the written permission of Illustrado Communications FZ-LLC.

NOV-DEC 2015 CONTENTS Former Philippine supermodel Lou Bunyi-Pareja makes a comeback in this issue’s slick fashion editorial directed by Michael Cinco, featuring couture by Bandoix Flores Nebria. Photography - Rozen Antonio.

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FEATURES Living Fearlessly 10 Beating the holiday blues 12 Snowready: 6 Cold Survival Skills Filipinos Need to Learn 16 The Alchemist: Freddie Joachim 34

COLUMNS Editor’s Note 1 Contributors 4 Illuminati: The Circus Continues 6 It’s What I Do 20 Money: Transform PHP30 to Millions 24 Spirituality: Happy Relationships Throw Parties 26 Law: No Return, No Exchange in the UAE 30 Illustrado Scrapbook 32 Pinoy Planet: From the Black Forest to Bavaria 71 Community 76 Onli in da Pilipins: 13 Filipino Horror Movie Characters 78 Illustrado Blog: Christmas Dreadful 80

FASHION & BEAUTY Black on Black is Back 38 Winter Glam 55 Runway: Michael Cinco 56 Runway: Amato by Furne One 60 Runway: Ethologie by Jasper Garvida 64 House of Ikons – London Fashion Week 68

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The circus goes on

By Krip Yuson

It’s been a couple of months since we last issued our progressive assessment of the political circus that’s leading up to a critical presidential election next year.

A lot has happened since. Official and unofficial declarations have been made and unmade, certifications of candidacy filed for the presidential, vice-presidential and senatorial seats, and indecisiveness continues till the last minute.

And yet hardly much is clear. Except that Grace Poe still rules the roost as far as presidential surveys go — in fact, she has stretched her lead over the rest of the field.

When President Aquino finally anointed Mar Roxas as the Liberal Party candidate, it was expected to boost his ratings from the lowly single digit he’s suffered from. At the very least, a dramatic spike was predicted. It did happen. Mar Roxas jumped up to double digits. But as realist observers had also foretold, the spike has since plateau-d.

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The best he’s done, as far as a credible

dramatically reduced corruption deserves

The next blockade set up against Poe will

pollster is concerned, is Pulse-Asia’s 21%

to be continued by his chosen one. Then

have to be affirmed or dismissed by the

for him in its latest survey, conducted

of course there’s the wherewithal enjoyed

Comelec. Whatever its vote, the question

from October 18 to 29, with a relatively

by the Administration party.

of her being natural-born as well as her residency status will proceed to the final

large sampling of 3,400 respondents from all over the country, giving the results

Given all these, one would think that

battleground, the Supreme Court. For

a margin of error of plus or minus 1.7

the Roxas-Robredo ticket should be the

now, her supporters are hoping that her

percent — or much lower than the usual

team to beat. And yet Roxas still has to

name isn’t struck off the official ballot.

margin of error of 2-3%.

top his nemesis VP Jojo Binay’s solid

Then they believe there’s a strong chance

core support. And Leni Robedo, much as

that as her popularity keeps her installed

Pulse-Asia’s previous poll taken from

she’s being marketed as a breath of fresh

on top of the other candidates, the High

September 8 to 14 had Roxas at

air, still has to gain twin digits in terms

Court can only judiciously allow Vox Populi

20%, already having benefited from

of acceptance. She is hardly nationally

to be heard.

the dramatic spike owing to PNoy’s

known, as it’s been said before. And finally

anointment. One way to read the latest

selecting her as VP partner could be said

Meanwhile, two other candidates may

results is to say that this spike has run its

to be scraping the bottom of the barrel,

figure in a fringe way among the choices.

course.

especially after both PNoy and Roxas

Miriam Defensor-Santiago’s entry was

publicly courted Grace Poe as their first

much-ballyhooed by her core supporters,

choice.

but immediately suffered a downturn when

And this is what his critics have been

she partnered with Bongbong Marcos as

saying all along: that Mar’s muchmaligned lack of charisma and his elitist

Poe’s own numbers have spiked as well,

her VP candidate. The latest Pulse-Asia

roots continue to make him unpalatable,

evidently occasioned by her declaration

poll has her at 11%, and apparently

especially to the masses. As for the

of candidacy in mid-September, despite

with not much hope of gaining any more

middle-to-upper classes, he has also been

the slew of disqualification cases mounted

ground, since she’s also grounded by ill

associated with the terrible conduct of the

against her. From her pre-declaration yet

health.

DOTC for PNoy’s entire term, now into its

already league-leading 26% per Pulse-

sixth year. Mar headed that department for

Asia, it has jumped to 39%, widening her

Davao Mayor Rodrigo Duterte has played

close to two years, before bequeathing it

lead over Binay who’s at 24%.

up his own suspenseful teleserye series that has become an almost comic affair

to his own anointed, Joseph “Jun” Abaya, No wonder the individuals who filed those

highlighting indecision. The latest news,

disqualification cases, before the Senate

as of this writing, is that he will still try to

DOTC’s woes — our international airports

Electoral Tribunal and the Comelec, are

run for President. But he’s overplayed that

and seaports, the public transport system,

said to be almost equally beholden to

card — called the Havaiana flip-flop game

agencies in charge of vehicle registration

the Binay and Roxas camps, respectivly.

— so that whatever potential attraction

and drivers’ licenses, even of digital

For their part, Poe’s core support, which

he may have had, as nothing short of a

communication — are said to be sourced

appears to be solidifying, contends that

tough-talking fascist, has certainly waned.

to Roxas’ and Abaya’s analysis-paralysis

all these trials and tribulations being

syndrome. Both are supposed to be

manufactured to stall her drive, if not to

When he still figured in the polls last

bright boys, with college degrees earned

knock her out of the race, are actually

September, his rating was 16%. Human

abroad. And yet neither can seem to make

earning more sympathy for the lady

rights adherents and libertarians

anything work, apart from often betraying

senator: a foundling and orphan offering

are totally against his macho

their apparent lack of empathy. At worst,

to lead the country.

pronouncements. His flip-flopping on

who also happens to be the LP President.

his presidential run has turned him into

they are also suspected of favoring certain interests, which explains why contracts

The first DQ case has been thrown out

a joke. Until he turns serious, with some

with the agency they serially headed have

by the SET, despite the votes of three SC

degree of finality, we still don’t know

been scrapped or tweaked, resulting in

justices who, if one doesn’t believe the

if we’ll have four or five candidates to

more time lost.

ties they are supposed to have with GP’s

consider for our next president.

rivals — inexplicably reject the view that No doubt PNoy still enjoys much support.

the onus of responsibility in proving that a

Many centrists would take him at his

foundling cannot be considered a natural-

word: that his Daang Matuwid program of

born citizen lies in the detractor.

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LIVING FEARLESSLY HOW TO BE A BRAVE WARRIOR

IN THE URBAN JUNGLE

By Nicholo Jallores

“Fortune favors the brave.”

comfort, or live a life of discovery and

difference in the world. Remember: the

learning. If you choose the former, please

true trendsetters and tastemakers tend to

You’ve heard this a million times. You’ve

feel free to skip this article. But if you are

be the biggest oddballs.

probably even shared the words on your

a more audacious sort of fellow and the

social media profile as a status post or

latter is more up your alley, then read on.

a graphic. You’ve read stories about

We are about to reward and empower your

extraordinary men and women achieving

pluck and mettle with a few practical tips

Don’t wait till your next visa-related

daring feats that seem insurmountable to

on how to live fearlessly. See, you don’t

medical exam to see a qualified health

lesser mortals and thought, “Hey, I could

have to volunteer to disarm weapons of

practitioner. Even the fastest, strongest

do that to.” But admit it: as much as the

mass destruction or join the next cast of

cars in the race need to go to the pit

concept of courage appeals to you, you

Jackass to prove your valor. Just a few

stop. Knowledge is power, and certainly,

would prefer security and stability any

changes in the life you have right now

knowing the state of your physical

given day. And who could blame you?

could send you on your way to becoming

faculties means knowing how far you

Everyday we are bombarded with news

one of those extraordinary, daring feats-

can go, and knowing what you can do to

about another act of war, another brewing

achieving men and women that you like

improve your lifestyle to make sure that

epidemic, another impending recession,

to read so much about. We can’t all be

you can go as far as you want to. Prized

another bomb, another apocalypse

literally at war - it doesn’t mean we can’t

fighters treat their bodies like machines

looming over the horizon. We live in a

have a warrior’s heart.

that require regular check-ups and tune-

climate of constant terror, and as much as we want to aspire towards greatness, we

Don’t be afraid to be the oddity

are often left with no choice but to bar our

Don’t be afraid to see a doctor

ups. Adopt this champion mindset.

Don’t be afraid to be single

windows and shore up our resources for

It’s not that you’re trying to be the cool

the coming storms. Indeed, fortune favors

one – the point of being “cool” is that

You come from the land of teleserye’s and

the brave, but safety favors the cautious.

you do not try to. It just happens; and

love teams, but contrary to your cultural

Let others be brave. After all, we can’t all

it will happen to you, once you’ve come

upbringing, you don’t always have to be

be warriors.

to accept and even embrace the fact

in a relationship. You don’t have to be out

that you are a fabulous absurdity in a

of your wits in love to be an interesting

But come to think of it, we can’t all be fence sitters either.

sea of same-old, same-old. Don’t “be”

person with plenty of valuable things to

different, because you already are. What

say. You can be highly intriguing, dynamic,

you need to do is to find what makes

essential, and multi-layered even when

You have a choice: live a life of meek

you different and see how it can make a

you’re single. Here’s a worthwhile goal:

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be so awesome and fascinating as an

just the right amount of pressure to merit

and out of their days living up to the roles

individual to the point that your romantic

your attention but not irritate you; a

assigned to them by society. Go to work.

inclinations are the least interesting thing

person who impresses you by not trying

Make money. Buy stuff. Pay your dues.

about you. Don’t fear the solace. It’s the

to impress you; someone you could talk

Sleep. Rinse. Repeat. But real happiness –

perfect time for you to focus on yourself,

to for hours; someone whose face you

the kind that makes you jump out of bed

your family, and your friends. It’s a

wouldn’t mind seeing first thing in the

in the morning, smile at strangers, and

window of opportunity for you to discover

morning. Say this is the type of fellow to

sing in the streets – is not just about your

a new skill, go on an adventure, and find

knock you out of the centeredness you

ability to stick to the standards. It’s about

out how to truly be happy. In fact, you

worked so hard for and have you truly,

your willingness to be true to yourself and

could have such a magnificent time being

madly, deeply in love like a confused,

stand up for what makes you happy. So,

alone and free that you could realize that

hormonal teenager. Relax. Love is not

you want to quit your job and join a hippie

you are not a relationship person after

your undoing. It’s not a hostile takeover

commune? Do it. You want to right a novel

all – that you prefer the life of a solitary

– it’s a joint venture. It’s two consenting

instead of another financial report? Do it.

vagabond. That’s more than ok. Not all of

adults choosing to experience life together

You want to adopt a British accent and

us need to be in a love story.

while keeping their individual identities

change your name to “Unicorn?” Do it. So

intact. Trust in your ability to instill order

long as you are not hurting anybody, offer

into what could be a hornet’s nest of

no apologies for your personal quest for

emotional chaos. Don’t fear love. Love is

happiness.

Don’t be afraid to fall in love Say you are the most exemplary single person in the city. You are independent, self-sustaining, and unlike most of your friends, you don’t melt into a puddle of

never complicated – people are.

Don’t be afraid to choose what makes you happy

There will be days when you will weaken.

There will be days when everyone seems to ridicule you. Have courage. Stand in the light of your own authenticity and

hot tears when you hear Adele on the radio. And then you meet someone: a

Some people go through life doing only

person who pushes your buttons with

what is expected of them. They clock in

remember: fortune favors the brave.

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Beating the

Holiday Blues It’s the best of times; it’s the worst of times…

What could be bad about the best and most joyous part of the year – when everybody’s supposedly in high spirits and all around you are the dazzling signs of a holiday in full swing? Being away from your family, perhaps? Being alone, thousands of miles from home where the season is celebrated like no other in the world?

Ever heard of “OF (Overseas Filipino) Holiday Blues?”

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perfect opportunity to get comfort from each other’s company and have fun in the process.

Make an effort to host a Noche Buena for your closest friends. Better yet, make a spin on the usual Christmas Eve gathering by making it into a sleep over. Stay in with your pals for a lazy Christmas Day at home full of laughter and relaxed enjoyment. If you’re not the laid-back type, spend the whole of the 25th visiting friends around town, just like a lot of people do back home.

Bringing home closer Turning to your surrogate family here, however, doesn’t mean forgetting about your people back home. You can actually bring them closer because technology has made overseas communications so easy.

If you’re a Gulf ‘bachelor’ longing to see your wife and kids, or your mom, dad and For any important occasion in the year

ones and really celebrate Christmas as we

– be it Christmas, New Year, Valentines,

know how back home.”

anniversaries, birthdays, et cetera, which is usually spent with family and loved

However, despite the distance and the

ones – being away from home is always

lack of the traditional yuletide trappings

tough. According to renowned clinical

you always crave during the run-up to the

psychologist Dr. Mitchell Flaum, isolated

New Year, OFs can still have an authentic

individuals may feel depression during this

feel-good holiday. The key is to realize

time of the year as the traditional image

that you are not alone, reinvent Christmas

of warm loving families during the holiday

tradition to fit your current realities and

season creates expectations that cannot

make use of that holiday spirit that is

always be fulfilled.

actually just inside of you

Furthermore, the fact that this time of the

Turning to your surrogate family

year is celebrated with rich tradition and much gusto back home, makes being away

Perhaps, you’re all alone out here – but

in a foreign country, where Christmas is

that doesn’t mean that you are on your

mostly a commercial exercise, even more

own, and there certainly is no need to

difficult. Ien Dakay expresses a common

be lonely. It’s at times like these when

sentiment among Filipinos, “Being an

the non-traditional family set-up expats

OF in a Muslim country and trying to

are prone to having outside their home

celebrate Christmas away from your

country, becomes very apparent. They

family is sometimes heart breaking. You

may just be your ‘housemates,’ friends

tend to be sentimental about everything,

gathered through the years, or even a

especially when you realize that this is

motley crew of multi-racial folks you

the time of the year that we should have

regularly hang out with - but let’s face it,

been together. But not everyone is lucky

your circle of ‘nearest and dearest’ is, by

enough to get a leave to be with loved

default, your family here. So this is the

siblings –make the most of chat rooms, webcams and VOIP to share the season with the people who matter the most.

Restte Kaye Lim shares, “Well, I am far more dependent on technology now than I was before. Living a life far from my family has led me to search for free or cheaper and more convenient ways to communicate with them from time to time.

Technology has helped me stay connected in a faster way.” She continues, “Back home, I used to spend Christmas Eve with family, and friends can only give me a ring.

But abroad, it is the other way around. I now spend it with friends while my family is in the chat room trying to see what I have prepared.”

Ien Dakay further adds, “Since I already make frequent phone calls to my family, I’ve also tried to use the other ways in order to save. I’ve probably used whatever is available out there like Skype, Yahoo Chat, and when on the go or at work, I chat or call them with iPhone apps like Nimbuz, Skype or eBuddy or with just about any VOIP software, especially on this holiday seasons.

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Creating new traditions

Philippines – in countries where observing

ever be the same without our ritual of

all our traditions is not feasible, because

sending a kabayan box home? No matter

Back home, Christmas is not Christmas

in reality, over the years, we OFs have

how cheesy it sounds, that kabayan box

without the parols, Simbang Gabi, puto

also created our own holiday traditions,

filled with goodies and sundries which

bumbong, bibingka and hamon, Kris

without even realizing it.

most, if not all, Filipinos lovingly prepare to be freighted during the run up to the

Kringle and caroling. But you don’t need to miss out, if you live outside the

For starters, how can an OF Christmas

holidays, is the quintessential symbol of OF generosity – a piece of yourself, to make your family feel that you care.

What about our annual tradition of community Christmas parties? Out here, where the ‘kabayan spirit’ is strong, come ‘crab mentality’ or high waters, we Filipinos tend to seek solace in each other and these parties are the perfect venue for communal merriment. And it doesn’t matter whether you know people, or none at all, because everybody’s welcome. Just find out the community event happening close to you and bring your high spirits along.

But if you’re one who prefers smaller groups, there’s always that distinctly OF practice of holding potluck parties.

Whether at home, in the park or beach, the important things is that everybody chips in and everybody enjoys. This specific OF tradition, just like all the rest, is truly built around the concept of sharing.

Tracy Ley, who is fortunate to have both her family and friends around her during her favorite season shares her family’s

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yearly ritual, “It has been the same ritual

sounds and smells of the season. The

for the neighborhood kids or a Christmas

for my family during Christmas, but of

sparkle of Christmas décor, the cheeriness

party for the kabayan nannies; or

course it gets more special every year.

of yuletide music, and the comforting

organizing a donation drive or weekend

My mom, my sisters and I cook about

aroma of holiday eats wafting around in

charity caroling with your friends; or

five to seven dishes for Noche Buena

your home, will surely give you something

merely exercising your facial muscles by

and always on the list would be pansit,

to smile about.

sincerely greeting kabayan strangers a happy Christmas on the day – the gesture

lasagna, turkey, fruit salad and spaghetti.”

She continues, “We will always have a

But even better, reach deep down inside

will surely works wonders for you. So, try

basket full of chocolates and other sweets

of you and indulge in the surefire way of

it.

to nibble on, loads of Christmas cards to

beating the holiday blues by stimulating

read, and Christmas themed party favors.

feel good endorphins – the best way

Besides Noche Buena, we also visit a hotel

possible. How? By doing a good deed.

Feed your spirit Once you’ve figured out all the exciting

where they have Christmas carols and where father Santa gives gifts to the kids.

Why? Because doing something great

things that you will do to make this

We stay up late, play games and wait for

not only work wonders for the recipient,

holiday a joyful one, and not another one

12 midnight to open our gifts while Mariah

but also gives you an all-natural high.

marked by depression and homesickness

Carey’s Christmas songs play in the

No matter how small the effort, doing

– make sure that you also feed your

background..”

something noble, will definitely give you

spirit. Add depth to your celebration by

that joyful feeling, and what’s good for the

wholeheartedly fulfilling your spiritual

heart, is definitely good for your psyche.

obligations and by keeping in mind what

Surround yourself with joy

Christmas is all about. Now you know that No matter how homesick you are – some

So whether it’s greeting your neighbors

you don’t have to be home to have the

good cheer can always infect your somber

(whom you haven’t talked to since you

very best Christmas.

winter mood. Surround yourself with

moved in three years ago) with some

the merry symbols, not to mention, the

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SNOWREADY: 6 COLD SURVIVAL SKILLS PINOYS NEED TO LEARN From the tropical islands of the Philippines to the Frigid Zone countries of the Arctic Circle – mabrrrhay!

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Chef Mico Galligues and wife Maria Luisa

Walang stove, walang heater. We had to sleep wearing our parka jackets. The funny thing was, in our neighborhood, our building was the only one without electricity.”

For Agnes Pedrosa Marelid who lived with her family in Stockholm for eight years before moving to Abu Dhabi, her winter ‘aha moment’ – seemed less brutal but equally amusing. She discloses, “On my first day at work, I decided to impress my new colleagues by looking corporate and chic, deciding against my usual ‘lumberjack look’ (thick jacket and clunky boots). I walked out of the house with a long, beige Burberry spring jacket and stiletto heels. Fashion here we go, I said to myself. At the train station, I saw everyone was wearing thick black jackets and I was in my spring jacket looking out of place. When I walked out of the station, I had to wait for the bus. The cold was starting to bite then, but I thought, One of the most dreaded things about

way, hindi ubra ang tsinelas during winter

migrating to another country is the

season [laughs].” Chef Mico shares that

prospect of having to adapt to extreme

two years ago, he and his wife experienced

cold weather. And nowhere is that more

the worst winter – the North American

pronounced than in the case of the tank

ice storm of December 2013, which

top and flip-flop wearing, Boracay state-

produced freezing rain and snow and

of-mind loving Filipinos. Still, neither

caused massive damage to electric power

below zero temperatures nor frostbite will

transmission. He recalls, “Just imagine,

scare the determined Pinoy expat. Alas,

the whole city looked like a skating rink.

our compatriots have not only chosen to

Some neighborhoods had no electricity for

migrate, but our communities in fact thrive

almost three weeks, and we were affected,

from Canada, to the Nordics, even all the

too! For two days wala kaming kuryente.

way to Russia.

I should just look like I can handle this.

The sharp cold darts pierced my toes, until I couldn’t feel them any longer. And guess what? The bus never came! So, I had to walk about 2 km to reach work – with my stiletto heels and numb toes. I felt like someone draped a very cold wet towel over me. It was beyond horrible to suffer so much physical pain. And it hurt even more with my embarrassment from everyone staring at me. I learned my lesson the hard way. You can be fashionable but by all means be weather-

But what do our kababayans have to contend with in the extreme weather and what advice can they give us to survive the bitter cold?

Former Dubai resident Chef Mico Galligues who moved to notoriously cold Toronto in 2011 confirms what Pinoys like us who live in much warmer climes already suspect, “Mahirap talaga pag winter.

Kahit -40C na, no suspension of classes pa rin. Cold food is less appealing – seryoso.

And you need to wear so many layers of clothing and then take them all off. By the Agnes Marelid (right) and friend

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F E AT U R E Odeth AguilarHØy and family

2. BAWAL MAGKASAKIT – KEEP HEALTHY Stay healthy and prevent yourself from getting sick. Odeth shares, “Avoid drafts, keep yourself dry to stay warm. Remember that winter season is also flu season.

So it’s always wise to take preventive measures just like getting flu shots.” She adds, “Enjoy hot beverages on a whole new level. Even better, cook nilaga and sinigang. It will help warm your core.”

3. ACCLIMATIZE & AVOID WINTER DEPRESSION With the forbidding weather conditions and fewer daylight hours, there is a tendency for people to feel down. Odeth shares, “In winter, we have fewer daylight hours so it’s mostly dark when you leave for work in the morning, and dark again when you get home. It’s very hard to get up in the morning, when the sun rises late.

There is also a sudden increase in heating smart!”

the heat. Hence, it is essential to wear warmers, sweater and outer jacket.

A resident of North Sealand, 30 minutes away from Copenhagen Odeth Aguilar

According to Agnes, “In Sweden, there is

HØy also learned a couple of interesting

an old adage that says ‘There is no such

lessons during her first encounter with

thing as bad weather, only wrong clothes.”

winter. She recounts, “I arrived here 15

And it is a wise quote because there is

years ago at the end of winter. It was

nothing much that you can do with the

grey and wet. I wondered why people did

weather, just be prepared. She adds, “Be

not cut down all the dead trees along the

practical, invest in the right clothing to

highway. Later I learned that they will all

survive the bitter cold and harsh weather.

come to life again when the weather gets

Keep warm: wear scarves, gloves, hats

warm.” She also shares, “At one time, I

and snowproof boots to protect you from

was about to go to work, it was freezing

getting cold and be smart - wear inner

during the night. Unfortunately, I was not

thermal underwear as part of layering.”

aware that the roads are literally icy and slippery. My bicycle went out of control

Having lived in a country which gets

and crashed! Twice! Now I know, riding a

barely 6 hours of sunlight in December,

bicycle in winter here is like bicycling on a

Agnes also emphasizes the importance

newly prepared ice rink - with hills!”

of wearing clothes that keep one visible outdoors. “A reflective material can save

1. DRESS FOR THE COLD

you from being run over. Since black is a common shade in winter clothing, buy

Our respondents are unanimous when

winter jackets or pants with reflective

it comes to their most important winter

stripes, or wear clothes with bright colors

survival advice. Layers, layers, layers.

that can be seen in the dark.”

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bills. Then you have to shovel snow and it’s hard to bicycle. In fact, at times it’s hard to use any other form of transport.

So, the tendency is to get homesick.”

Combat winter depression or Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) while at the same time getting acclimatized by keeping active. According to Chef Mico, “Go outside frequently. Go skiing, skating or snowboarding. Just keep yourself active.

Being outside often helps you to adjust to the weather conditions. Makakatulong din yun to avoid winter depression. Go on shopping kahit window shopping lang, it’s a good way to exercise and keep yourself on the go.”

4. CHANGE OLD HABITS & ALWAYS BE AWARE According to Agnes, “Nobody loves the cold, freezing temperature, not even the Swedes. But if you are living near the Arctic Circle, there is no other way but to adapt. One of the best things that a Pinoy can do to survive, is to change old habits.

Gone are the days that you have to just call a taxi to bring your from point A to

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point B. Walking and getting warm is the

5. BUT KEEP THE HAPPY PINOY SPIRIT

like a total submission to nature. Curling

key to this adaptation. You walk to the

ALIVE

up on the sofa or sitting beside the fireplace over hot choco or a warm cup

bus station, you walk to your train station and you make it a habit to enjoy the

Our respondents agree that adaptation in

of tea or frothy cappuccino are just one

winter landscape by walking or running

key in surviving the cold. But Chef Mico

of the things to appreciate with the cold

in the neighborhood. Walk as much as

also adds another important survival skill,

weather outside.”

you can. The more you expose yourself

“Even better, everyone knows that Pinoys

to outdoors, the better you adjust. Winter

loves to party!!! Spend time with your

Odeth agrees, “It’s the best excuse to

then becomes a part of life just as seasons

friends and families. Mag videoke, kumain

light-up the fireplace. Playing in the snow,

come and go.”

like every day there’s a fiesta. Celebrate

building snowmen and Christmas lighting

even if there’s nothing to celebrate.

against the snow – it’s all magical. It’s

That’s how you survive the winter.”

also an excuse to shop, for new clothes for

Chef Mico adds, “Huwag mahiyang magtanong, at lalung wag payabang sa brand ng winter clothes mo dahil

the new season. Most of all, it signals that 6. ENJOY GOOD WINTER VIBES

Christmas is coming.”

dito [laughs]. Awareness, awareness,

Winter is not all bad. In fact, there’s a

Chef Mico adds, “It’s very quiet in the

awareness, plus common sense.

reason why a lot of people refer to it as a

neighborhood, there’s less crime, walang

Awareness about the weather – every day,

magical season. Agnes paints the picture,

langaw tsaka bubuyog. It’s a good time

check the weather forecast - the current

“The best thing about cold weather is the

to bake some pastries. At syempre, hindi

temperature, how cold it will get, will it

calm and sedate ambience it brings to the

mainit - it may improve your romantic life,

get colder when I go home, etc. Will it

landscape. The changing of the colors of

[ahem]!”

snow? Will there be freezing rain or it will

the leaves during autumn brings about

be windy? Don’t forget to mind the wind

a somber mood. The immaculate white

chill, too.”

winter landscape brings about serenity,

baka hindi kayanin ng brand ang -40

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I T ’ S W H AT I D O

FILIPINO PROGRESS AND DIVERSITY AT THE WORK PLACE

It’s What I do

the time the building official comes to inspect the project as no considerations will be accepted. Consistent follow-ups should also be maintained.

My working day Our site project is located in the middle of the desert. I live in the city and every day we have to travel back and forth. We work from Saturdays to Thursdays from 8:00 am to 6:00 pm, add

CAMILLE INFANTE Site Architect – Ghantoot Group Al Shahamah Residences Project Abu Dhabi, UAE My job I was a fresh grad when I started working in UAE, starting out as a Document Controller cum Architect with the Ghantoot Group, based at a project site. I was basically doing the work of a DC for the whole project while assisting the Senior Architect. My workload back then was indescribable. After only a month, our Senior Architect requested that I work fulltime in Architectural Department where I really fit in. Now, I’m the only Architect in the project wherein I work on everything from drafting works to coordination with the Consultant. Our project is a residential compound comprising a total of 20 mid-rise buildings and 44 villas with a 2 hectare basement.

As Architect in a project site, I have three main jobs; to review sub-contractors submittals, coordinate, and get approvals from the Consultant. I am primarily responsible for coordinating all the issues and concerns as per site plan. I need to be always vigilant about the execution of the details provided in the Consultant’s drawings as well as ensuring punctuality on submitting shop drawings for approvals. Everything should be ready in hand by

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to that our 1-hour travel time. The good thing is that we don’t encounter heavy traffic on the road – thanks to the UAE roads infrastructure, as well as a company pick and drop service.

From the start to the end of the project, there is continuous submittal. We could not submit everything altogether as it should be a step-by-step process. The only rest I get is during waiting for the approvals and coffee breaks.

Career advice At the end of the day, your consistency is everything that matters. Like at the end of every project, what they will remember from you is your consistency in trying to solve each problem, your consistency in being a hard-worker, consistency in giving respect, consistency in everything. We can only achieve that consistency by loving our work and making it our passion. Do not just work, rather ‘live it’. I’ve read one statement saying, “If you’re not tired, then you’re not doing it right.” But I live in the other way around. For me, if you’re tired, then you’re not doing it right. We should remember that being tired, being exhausted and being stressed out is a choice. You will never get tired of giving to your loved ones the same as you will not get tired of working if you love your job. If you get tired, there’s something wrong. It’s time to reflect. Love, relaxation and peace of mind are the best gifts you could give to yourself.

I T ’ S W H AT I D O

FILIPINO PROGRESS AND DIVERSITY AT THE WORK PLACE

It’s What I do the reality of an OFWs life. I used to stay in a Labor Camp at Sonapoor, Al Qusais, together with all the laborers. We used to take a huge bus (without A/C) sometimes and most of the time, the mini bus from the site office to our accommodation. We were given a very minimal salary that can’t even support myself, what more a family of my own in the Philippines. Then I realized that I can’t remain like this for the rest of my career. So, I decided to take the Philippine Board Exam in Architecture held in Abu Dhabi where I passed. This then allowed me to take a great leap in my career. Being a Licensed Architect plus my relevant work experience in the Philippines, I have been given a privilege to be an Interior Designer in a known fit-out company in the emirates.

This became my grinding stone, my training ground, my turning point. Two years from there, I took an offer from another company as a Senior Interior Designer. One year down the road, I was promoted to Design Manager of that firm.

My working day

MARK DENNIS TRINIO UAP, INT’L. ASSOC. AIA

Architect/Senior Interior Designer Design Infinity LLC Dubai, UAE My Job Architecture is my profession, design is my passion, and I’m a full time husband and dad. I am working as a Design Manager at an Interior Design and Fit-out Company in Dubai, where I lead a team of designers towards greater creativity from project concept, to drawing, to production.

As a design manager, I need to assess the strengths and weaknesses of my team, as well as properly disseminate and plan the work load on hand. The environment of a fit-out company is really fast-paced, which is why from time to time, I need to take on some of the task on my own - something which I really enjoy. I am glad that I am able to impart my knowledge with my colleagues and at the same time for me every day is a learning process.

I am a typical OFW who dreamed to work Abroad, by God’s grace I was hired by a Huge Construction Company based In Dubai, it was big, everything was big, until I came to Dubai and saw

A cup of coffee kicks off my day. I enjoy my cup of coffee in front of my computer, checking my emails and updating on the deliverables, then comes the planning with the team as to how, when things need to be done and completed. Somewhere along the day, I also have client meetings and site visits.

Our favorite day is when we are on a Design-Oriented Project wherein we are able to showcase our creativity. Such things require collaboration and a lot of man-hours. Sometimes we work until the wee hour in the night. As architects/designers we appreciate that, because we do get great concepts at night!

Or we could also say that since nobody else is in the office during those times, except for the design team, we are free to do whatever we want to do - like listening to loud music, singing loud and even dancing. I think most artists will understand that all this actually helps us to be creative and keeps us awake during the wee hours.

Career advice We maybe a work-in-progress at the moment, but be still because God is working out something for you. Dreams do come true, but it takes a lot of hard-work, perseverance, trials and all other negativity prior to achieving anything. Nothing that comes fast last forever, we should all take one step at a time and continue stepping forward towards that dream. But nothing will be possible without God. All dreams and plan should all be guided by Him and him alone.

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I T ’ S W H AT I D O

FILIPINO PROGRESS AND DIVERSITY AT THE WORK PLACE

It’s What I do

ARMIE MARIE CHIU BAUSAS

Personal Assistant to the Chief Operating Officer - Al Bustan Centre & Residence Dubai, UAE My job I have been an administrative professional for the past 14 years.

It is such a blessing to be given the opportunity to take my career to new heights and work here in Dubai. Since 2013, I have been working as a Personal Assistant to the Chief Operating Officer at Al Bustan Centre & Residence, one of the pioneer fullservice hotel apartments in Dubai. My overall role is to organize, prioritize and coordinate all administrative functions to support the Chief Operating Officer as well as liaise with the other departments. It is a key position in a multi-cultural workplace that entails a high level of confidentiality and diplomacy. As a Personal Assistant, it is essential to be on top of things, be wellinformed and organized. We are the front-liners who serve as the “voice” and “face” of the company.

This is actually my first job overseas, and first experience working in the hospitality industry. At the onset, I faced some difficulties, however, I challenged myself not just to keep the job but to grow and develop both professionally and personally. At work, I have actively participated in our Staff Welfare Committee in charge of organizing several activities that would be beneficial to our staff members. I have also joined various social groups and attended different events to build a strong network. As an ILLUSTRADO 24

administrative professional, having the courage to step out of my comfort zone has helped me gain new perspectives and built my confidence.

My working day My typical workday starts by attending the morning briefing with the management team and afterwards preparing the minutes. I am responsible for updating my boss on relevant reports and communications. Throughout the day, I handle my boss’ appointments, coordinate with different departments, prepare memos, letters, and emails and facilitate the signing of documents. I ensure that I always provide efficient support to complete the various administrative functions smoothly.

Career advice Believe in yourself and your capability to excel. Filipinos are admired for their world-class qualities. You have to let that brilliance shine through amidst the challenges. Success is a result of one’s resilience, determination, and commitment.

Become a passionate learner, think positively, have fun and more importantly, love what you do.

MONEY

PHP30 Each Day Can Grow to Millions

By Francisco Colayco

Yes, you read that right. A mere PHP30 each day can grow to millions? Isn’t that weird and wonderful!? What you spend for some useless item like an unhealthy soda and some cigarettes can grow to millions!!! If you are thinking properly, you will take this advice seriously and seize this opportunity very quickly.

The first thing you need to do is SAVE.

One half of the 20% you set aside (or

5,000) and it grew to almost the double

One of the most frequent questions I am

10%) should be used to build up a cash

amount.

asked is, “How much should I save?” My

reserve until it accumulates to an amount

rule-of-thumb is 20%. You might recall

equivalent to your six months income.

If you are able to continue this process for

the equation we have been taught all our

This cash has to be placed in financial

another 10 years, meaning saving another

life: INCOME - EXPENSES = SAVINGS

instruments (with minimal risks) that

PHP120,000 over 120 more months,

generate income at a rate higher than

your savings will grow to PHP 999,150,

This is wrong. Nowadays, the prevalent

our inflation rate of 3%. The other 10%

or more than four times more than the

financial equation is EXPENSES – INCOME

should be allotted for paying your life and

total amount of PHP245,000 (including

= UTANG (DEBT)! This is worse!

medical insurance premiums as well as

the initial PHP5,000) you saved over 240

your long-term savings plans.

months or 20 years.

Over time, this 20% should increase in

What if you can earn 15% per year (a real

absolute amount. When this happens, you

possibility) instead of 12%? Then your

You must put aside 20% of your monthly

will be able to reach your goal faster. It is

PHP1,000/mo will grow to PHP278,660

income before you start spending. If you

very difficult to start this habit, but once

in 10 years, PHP1,515,955 in 20 years,

earn PHP500 each day, the tendency is

you do it you will be surprised to see how

PHP7,008,200 million in 30 years or

that you spend it all. If you only earn

fast your financial assets grow. The key

PHP31,403,760 million in 40 years.

PHP400 per day, you will manage to live

is to leave your savings and investments

within that PHP400. That is why you

alone. You will also realize that your

And what do you have to do to accumulate

should already set aside the PHP100

savings really come from not spending on

this wealth? Save an initial PHP5,000 and

(equal to 20% of P500) and live within the

certain things that you do not need at all.

invest it and add to the initial investment

The correct equation is INCOME – SAVINGS = EXPENSES

only PHP1,000 per month.

PHP400 (roughly 80% of your income).

This way, you will live within the amount

Saving PHP33 a day or PHP100 a month

available to you. As they say, water seeks

invested prudently can earn an annual

How does Weird and Wonderful

its own levels. If you don’t have the

rate of 12%. At this rate, if you leave

Phenomenon happen? Other than your

money available, then you will be forced

your money alone, and just let it “roll”

being able to start with an investment

to cut your expenses because you have

it will compound and grow to a value

of PHP5,000, the secret is a well-

no choice. The PHP100 is your payment

of PHP 232,340. in 10 years. Look at

managed mutual fund and the power of

to yourself to prepare for your financial

what happened here? Over a period 120

compounding over time. Compounding

future.

months or ten years, you gradually saved

over a long period of time grows your

only PHP125,000 (including the initial PHP

investments at exponential rates.

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MONEY

One of the reasons why I like mutual funds

while this is happening, you must leave

investment option that will automatically

as an investment is that you can leave

your money alone.

do it for you. If you have to make a decision to re-invest the passive income

your money there and it automatically compounds it for you for as long as

This is called compounding. You just “roll”

each time you receive it, you will be

you leave your money alone and keep it

your money. You allow the earnings on

tempted to spend it, you might not know

invested.

your savings to be added to your principal

where to invest it again or you might just

or original savings amount. The result is

forget to re-invest because you are so

your principal and its earnings will earn

busy.

Why is compounding so important?

even more earnings each year.

If you spend your passive income as you

Rich or poor, we all have 24 hours a day.

“Compounding” is a phenomenal

receive it, your income ends there. It will

No amount of money can buy us even an

opportunity to grow wealth. Even a little

no longer grow. It becomes even more of

extra minute to extend our day. An hour

amount can grow into a huge amount

a pity if you spend the passive income on

that has passed is forever lost. This is

if you will allow it to stay invested for a

a “want” that is not truly so important to

why it is important for all of us to realize

long period of time. Your money starts

you. Just make sure that you really enjoy

that whatever it is we want to do, we must

to work for you and the income that your

whatever it is so that it is not wasted and

do it now.

money earned again works for you to earn

make sure that you don’t waste another

you move passive income and so on and

minute. Start investing now. Start with

Time is the most important resource that

so forth. Compounding is exponential;

Php30 a day and watch it grow to millions.

we all have. It is the first capital we have

meaning the increase in income is very

to grow our wealth. The secret to this is

rapid.

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your passive income when you choose an

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SPIRITUALITY

Happy Relationships Throw MoreParties

By Bo Sanchez

Guy 1: Cecilia is so beautiful.

rest of my life.

Guy 2: Oh yes. She looks like Demi Moore in Ghost. (Note: This conversation happened centuries ago.)

Guy 1: So unlike Stella.

Guy 1: If given a chance, would you want to marry her?

Guy 2: Now there’s a cheerful girl. I really like her. So kind. So friendly. Always has a lovely smile.

Guy 2: Uh… no, not really.

Guy 1: She’s not as beautiful as Demi Moore.

Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: But she’s the kind of woman I’ll marry.

Guy 2: How should I put it? Cecilia’s uh…not a happy person.

Guy 1: What? You have a crush on her too?

Guy 1: You noticed that too?

Guy 2: Hey, fall in line bro.

Guy 2: She’s gloomy. She’s a negative person. She may be beautiful, but I don’t want to live with a negative person for the

This conversation actually happened some twenty years ago

between two of my single friends. We were

one of his roles is to make his wife happy.

Here’s my belief. I believe kids will love

all single then. And believe me, Stella was

If he marries a happy woman, his job will

to go home if there’s love in the home.

like a guy magnet. Five of my friends had

be so much easier. Because at the end of

Have you heard that great old song from

a crush on her. Except for me, of course. I

the day, we all want happiness.

1964? (For your information, I didn’t hear

was immune to crushes. Because I looked at all females the way I looked at common

Are Your Homes Happy?

the original version. I heard this song in a revival in American Idol.) “A chair is still a chair even when there’s no one sitting

furniture. Because my heart was focused on God alone. (And my nose is getting

After one of my talks, an anxious mother

there. But a chair is not a house, and a

longer right this minute…)

approached me and asked, “Bo, can

house is not a home, when there’s no one

you help me? I have a problem with my

there, to hold you tight and no one there,

Here’s a lesson for single people: I’ve

18-year-old daughter. She’s like a bed-

that you can kiss good night…”

learned that guys may lust after physical

spacer in our house. She goes home only

beauty, but when it comes to marriage,

to sleep. She’s always with her friends…”

Friend, is there happiness in your

they’ll look deeper. One of the most

I had little time to talk to her, so I took my

home? I’ve noticed that the happiest

important things they’ll look for is a happy

best shot. I asked her, “Is there happiness

relationships have a rhythm of celebration.

woman. Why? Because a guy knows that

at home?”

They throw parties. I don’t mean a party

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with balloons and clowns (though that’ll

allow the boy to answer. He answers for

loud or extremely loud. Go to the doctor

be great, too), but putting a party spirit in

him, “I won’t be surprised if you got a

and have your ears checked!”

your relationship.

zero, because I don’t see you studying.

I’ve got four fantastic suggestions.

1. Make the Family Meal a Party

The good news is that we can save money

No wonder the family meal is an

because we can sell your schoolbooks

endangered species. Parents, please.

next year as brand new!”

Make your meals happy!

He then turns to his daughter, Jill, (You

Here’s a rule you should write on stone:

I know of a man who has 11 children.

know, Jack and Jill…) “Pass the gravy. By

Ban all sermons when you’re around the

When he goes home from work, he does

the way, where were you last night? With

table. Instead, feed your children with

a very important ritual before entering

your ugly boyfriend again? Can you tell me

dishes of laughter, platefuls of inspiration,

his front door. He mentally unloads all his

what planet he comes from? I can accept

and trays of encouragement. Make every

problems at the front porch - because his

earrings in the ear. But why does he have

family meal a joyful occasion.

kids need a happy Dad. When he enters

earrings on his nose? Is he a cow?”

the door, he shouts, “Hi kids!” And 11

2. Hold a Family Night Each Week

kids rush to him to give him a hug. He

He then turns to his youngest daughter,

then wrestles them on the floor and they

Hill. (You know, Jack and Jill went up the

My kids love Family Night. If they had

play together. And when mealtime comes,

hill…) “Pass the salt. And you, were you

it their way, it’ll be done every night.

he makes everyone laugh. He inspires

born with a telephone in your hand? You

Sometimes, we watch a movie at home,

everyone with his stories. Alas, the typical

already were with your obnoxious friends

with a barrel of popcorn. (According to my

family meal isn’t like this.

in school, why do you have to spend three

son Benedict, a movie without popcorn

more hours talking with them on the

is a horrific crime.) Sometimes, we play

phone?”

games together - Monopoly, Charades,

Jack and Jill Went Up the Hill

Pictionary, and Trivia. Sometimes, we play The typical family meal is where parents

And finally, it’s the youngest son’s turn,

video games together. Obviously, the kids

hold court and pass judgments and vent

Pail. (Okay, they really like this Nursery

always win and the parents lose. But that’s

anger. Let me give you an example. The

Rhyme.) “Pass the cake. And you, what did

okay. Instead of banning video games

father turns to his eldest son, Jack, and

you do today aside from wasting your time

from our kids, we enter into their digital

asks, “Pass the rice. By the way, how was

playing those crappy video games! And

worlds. Doing so enables us to guide them

your exam this morning?” He doesn’t

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to a book store, and sometimes, we eat ice

I have regular dates with my friends,

Ikaw ang awit ng buhay, Ang tinig ng

cream. I believe the weekly Family Night is

too. Our spiritual community, Light of

langit

a mini-party that you should never miss.

Jesus, is organized around small groups

Believe me, when you’re old and grey (or

called Caring Groups that meet weekly.

Ikaw ang himig at kulay, Ng pusong

old and bald), you’ll look back at these

Amazingly, I have four Caring Groups, so

nagmamahal sa iyo

times and thank God you had them!

my weeks are busy having fun times with

3. Weekly Dates with Each Family Member

my many friends.

Refrain:

4. Annual Family Celebrations

Biyayang galing sa taas, Anghel sa lupa’y naglalakad

I date my wife each week. I consider

Create your own Family’s “Liturgical

that a mini-party too. Years ago, we had

Calendar.” Sit down and block off the most

very little money. So we had dates in our

important dates of the year. For example,

garage. Sometimes, we took a quiet walk

plan everyone’s birthdays. Many times,

That happened a long time ago, but I still

in our neighborhood. One day, I thought

it’s spontaneous. “Oh, it’s your birthday

remember my wife’s tears that special

of something crazy. We ate at home, then

today? Let’s have dinner…” So why not

night.

dressed up really well, and went to a

plan a bit more? Go camping in the

five-star hotel. We entered the hotel like

backyard, or visit an orphanage, or invite

Other important days: First day in school.

we were millionaires. No one knew we

your child’s friends for a sleepover, or go

Last day in school. Graduation. First job of

had very little money in our pockets. And

out and have a mini-vacation together.

the new graduate. It could be Jimbo, the

Ikaw ang awit ng puso ko…

pet dog, giving birth to four puppies. Hey,

confidently, I ordered a glass of Coke. And for two solid hours, we enjoyed the violin

Mark off also your wedding anniversary,

if there’s a reason to celebrate, throw a

music and beautiful ambiance — all the

Valentines, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day,

party!

while sipping our Coke very slowly.

and Grandparents’ Day. One Valentine’s Day, I did something I cherish to this day.

I wrote everything about harmony and joy

I date my kids each week, too. Those are

I set up two chairs and a little wooden

in the family in my new book, How To Have

mini-parties. Sometimes, it’s just donuts.

table in our backyard. I scattered candles

a Happy Family. Here are some more free

Other times, we walk around a mall. Other

all over the grass, dressed in a coat and

tips...

times, we play a game together. The key

tie, and brought out my CD player to play

is to make it fun. I also date my mother

Kenny G romantic music. I then ordered

every other week. This is such a simple

pizza. Finally, I got my guitar and sang

thing, but it means the world to her.

an original song I wrote for my wife that day…

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3 Ingredients for Throwing Parties Ingredient #1: GRATITUDE

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Someone might say, “But Bo, I’m a

Get inspiration from others. It’s the

I paypay, tungkod when I’m pilay, feeling

melancholic person. I’m not like you. I’m

secret of the greatest artists in the world:

when I’m high, shoulder when I cry, wings

the loner and shy type. I really don’t like

Leonardo de Vinci, Michelangelo, Picasso,

when I fly, prize when I vie, cure to my

these party-spirit thing.”

Rembrandt, Bo Sanchez…

“ARAY!”, my honey even after I die… From

Excuse me, but I’m melancholic too.

You don’t know how to express your love

Every psychological test I’ve taken

in a playful way? Ask others what they do.

Let me end with the story of the prodigal

confirms without a shadow of a doubt

Do some research. Through the years, I’ve

son.

that I’m melancholic. But here’s the truth:

given many cards to my wife. Let me share

Celebrating your relationships doesn’t

one with you today. You’ll notice that I’m

When the “bad” son came home, his

depend on having a bubbly or cheerful

not very original. I stole all the idea from

father threw a party. The son wanted to

personality. It depends on your depth

various sources. I basically got the text

beg for forgiveness, but the father wasn’t

of gratitude. You throw a party because

from an email I received. Probably Spam.

even listening. Instead, he said, “Hurry!

you’re grateful to the person for being

Not much originality. But my wife loved

Bring the best robe and put it on him. Put

there in your life. If you believe that the

it so much, it’s still on her bedside table

a ring on his finger and shoes on his feet.

people in your life are your greatest gifts

after all these years.

Then go and get the prize calf and kill it,

your one and only, HAPPY VALENTAY!”

and let us celebrate with a feast!”

from God, then you throw parties often to thank them. Even if we know it’s a lot of

“My Dearest Valentine, God loves parties. And God loves to throw

hard work.

You are the… apple of my eye, mango of

a party to people who don’t deserve a

my pie, palaman of my tinapay, keso of

party. If you’re reading this, thinking of

my monay, teeth of my suklay, fingers on

your sins, wondering if God still loves you,

Have you ever prepared for a birthday

my kamay, blood in my atay, sala of my

let me tell you: God is throwing a party of

party before? It’s always hard work. But

bahay, foundation of my tulay, seeds of

love for you right now. He loves you more

who said love isn’t hard work? As I said

my palay, best clothes in my ukay-ukay,

than you can imagine. Receive His love

before, love is about dirty hands, not just

calcium in my kalansay, calamansi on

today. And learn to throw more parties

beating hearts.

my siomai, knot on my tie, toyo on my

in your life. Your relationships need them

kuchay, vitamins in my gulay, stars of my

badly.

Ingredient #2: HARD WORK

Ingredient #3: CREATIVITY

sky, sand of my Boracay, beauty of my Brunei, highlands of my Tagaytay, mole on

Throwing parties requires some creativity.

my Ate Guy, baba of my Ai-Ai, spinach of

Do you want to be more creative? Copy.

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No Return, No Exchange: Not in UAE

By Atty. Barney Almazar

How will I get a refund of my payment?

An average person spends 500 hours

Deposit is a part of the price of the goods

a year shopping. No wonder I often get

or service to be paid in advance by you,

asked queries on consumer protection,

the consumer. Paying the deposit indicates

Your refund will be made according to the

especially on how to get refunds and

that the contract has become binding

method of your payment. For example, if

exchanges in the emirates. In this article,

between parties, which means neither of

you paid by cash, your refund will be given

I will discuss consumer protection laws so

you can opt out unless it was agreed in

in cash. If you paid using your credit card,

you can know your rights when you shop

writing that the deposit is the price for

the refund will be reflected in your credit

for the holiday season.

opting out. In such case, if you chose to

card bill as a reversal. If your purchase

opt out, you will lose your deposit. On the

comes with a freebie, you must also return

Purchase of goods and services is subject

other hand, if the seller opted out or is

the free item.

to the consumer rights protection under

unable to provide the goods or services as

the UAE Federal Law 24 of 2006. Even if

agreed, he will pay you double the deposit

The store may offer you to exchange the

your receipt states that no exchange or

as damages.

item or give store credit but you are not required to accept them if you prefer a

refund is allowed, you may still be entitled to claim a refund or even damages if the

What are cases where I can recover

product is defective under Article 16 of

deposit from the seller or service provider?

What are the instances which do not

the consumer protection law: • Non-conformity of the item with the “The consumer shall be entitled to

refund.

entitle me to a refund or exchange?

agreed specifications • when you change your mind about your

compensation for any personal or material

purchase

damage pursuant to the general operative

• Non-commitment of the store or service

rules and any agreement to the contrary

providers to deliver items on the date

shall be invalid.”

specified in the contract

• when the item is free from any defects

The Consumer Code of Rights, issued

• Unavailability of the items after the down

• when you see the same item elsewhere

by the Ministry of Economy, governs the

payment is made

at a lower price

and retailers alike, and where issues

Should I be informed by the store or

What are the standard contents of my

arise, the Department of Economic

service provider of its refund policy?

invoice/receipt?

and Consumer Protection Division will

You have the right to know the details of

Your invoice/receipt must contain the

facilitate the resolution process between

goods purchased from the store or service

following details:

consumers and retailers.

being engaged from the provider. Likewise,

rights and responsibilities of consumers

Development’s (DED) Commercial Control

the store or service provider has to state

• prices and quantities of purchased items,

What if a deposit was already handed to

a clear policy on the refund of the deposit

seller’s trade name

the store and I wanted to back out?

in writing.

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• per item list with corresponding value

services and warranties.

breakdown)

provide a unique case number which you will need to quote when enquiring about

(not just the total value without the How do I register a complaint in the DED?

the progress of your case. Generally, DED will take action to resolve the matter

• unpaid balance purchase price (if any)

If you are not satisfied with the resolution

within 2 working days.

of your issue with the store or service provider, you may file a complaint with

In case the matter will be brought to the

the DED. In Dubai, there are several ways

courts, you need not personally attend as

What are my responsibilities as a

in which you can register a complaint. A

your complaint will be represented by the

consumer?

complaint may be made by phone or fax.

DED pursuant to Article 17 of the law:

As a consumer, the law also imposes

The other alternative is to email

“The Department shall possess a legal

certain responsibilities on your part. You

consumerrights@dubaided.gov.ae the

capacity for representing the consumer

should:

following information:

before courts and any other authority

• understand the product very well. You

• consumer’s name and contact details

• warranty coverage and duration

decided by the law. Without prejudice to any party’s right to resort to judiciary, the Department shall have the authority

cannot simply return a product if you changed your mind or you made a mistake

• trade name, address and contact person

to undertake any settlement relative to

regarding the product usage, warranties,

and number of the store

the consumer protection. However, the decisions made by the Department in

or origin.

• copy of the receipt or invoice

this regard may be appealed before the Minister.”

• always request a receipt and ensure that the details of the purchase are complete

• details of the item or product subject of

and correct. The receipt is the best proof

complaint

For more information on consumer rights and protection, you can visit www.

of purchase and keeping your purchase records will make your claim for refund or

You can also visit the DED Consumer

gulflaw.info or call 04-4449404. Gulf

exchange easier.

Protection Division to file the complaint in

Law and volunteer Filipino lawyers hold

person.

monthly free legal aid and seminars at the Philippine Consulate in Dubai and

• keep warranty cards and ensure that you understand the details of the after-sale

The Consumer Protection Division will

Embassy in Abu Dhabi.

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The Alchemist: Freddie Joachim

By Kristine Abante

Eargasmic might not be a real word but it would perfectly describe the experience of encountering the music of the immensely talented Fil-Am producer Freddie Joachim.

he runs with friends Yusai and Question.

Born in the Philippines and raised in

Choice37, Surreal, and more. This was

San Diego, California, Freddie has been

soon followed by another album in

dabbling with the elements of jazz, soul

2009 – “Study Guide”, an instrumental

and hip-hop since he started DJ-ing in the

project that Freddie did with his good

mid-90s.

friend Question, released under Japan’s

If you can get any artist in the world to

renowned DJ Tonk on his label Milkdipper.

work with , who would it be? Who is on

***

your dream collab list? Why?

An avid collector of music with a sophisticated ear for the decks, Freddie

Performing around the world, and

has then evolved from being a top DJ to

headlining for shows across all continents

I’d like to work with any of the artists that

being an international recording artist and

– Asia, Africa, Europe and North America,

I’ve idolized over the years - Common,

a prolific producer whose impressive body

his production has been featured on major

Nas, Mos Def, Erykah Badu, etc. I’d

of work involves some of the scene’s most

television networks such as MTV, NBC, and

also really like to work with Talib Kweli,

talented musicians and pioneers.

HBO, as well as licensed songs with many

because he’s one of my favorite emcees.

popular brands and companies, including His first full-length debut album “In

DC Shoes, Nike, Adidas, Monster Energy,

Do you still identify as a Filipino? Or are

With Time” came out in 2008 and was

K-Swiss, and more.

you more of a global citizen?

Subcontact. The album featured such

He released his latest album “Fiberglass

Of course I identify as a Filipino American.

artists as, Aloe Blacc (Stones Throw),

Kissses” in 2012 under his own

I’m like a second generation Filipino-

Blu, Othello, Profile (Sound Providers),

independent label, Mellow Orange, which

American. Born in the Philippines, but

released exclusively under Japanese label,

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raised in the USA. And my family was a little different because my father was born and raised in the states. So our household wasn’t completely Filipino, but I grew up around many aspects of the Filipino culture.

Where is the best place you’ve played at? Or your most memorable gig?

I’d have to say one of my most memorable places playing was Japan. It was one of my first oversea tours, and I was especially excited because it was a country I wanted to visit for a very long time, and I was lucky enough to play a couple shows while I was over there.

Have you ever played in the Philippines? Or work with Filipino / Fil-Am artists?

I played the Malasimbo Festival in Puerto Galera a couple years ago. And had a chance to meet and connect with a few Manila-based artists, not just artists involved with music, but other mediums of art.

Where do you regularly play now? Or are you more involved with producing for other artists on Mellow Orange?

I don’t really have a regular spot I play at. Occasionally,

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I’ll DJ with my label mates in San Diego,

talent, but we’d like to vibe with them on

LA, or San Francisco. But while I’m not

personal level as well. I think that’s why

touring or doing shows, I also produce

a lot of us get along with each other so

for a wide array of artists, not just those

easily.

under the Mellow Orange label. It’s a balance of performing and producing.

Freddie Joachim’s music is available on Digital, CD and Vinyl. To check out his top

How do you select artists to release on

tunes log on to www.freddiejoachim.com

Mellow Orange? Is there a criteria or

or www.melloworange.com

specific sound you’re looking for?

We do have a handful of artists that send us their music. Some of those we really like off the bat, and we’ll connect with them in some capacity. Those are pretty much the artists and DJs under Mellow Orange now. It’s not just their sound or

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COMMUNITY

& Until the Dreams Come A book of poetry by Danabelle Gutierrez, illustrated by artist Kris Kang As a follow up to her first book “I Long To

and flames. Several elements of nature

be A River,” Dubai-based poet Danabelle

were also used to illustrate how love is an

Gutierrez recently released another

organic thing that lives and dies. “When I

collection of poetry entitled “& Until The

got the manuscript from Danabelle, most of

Dreams Come.” The book unfolds as a love

the parts that were significant for me were

story told through 55 poems, punctuated

the drowning moments of the character

by original illustrations created by artist

in the relationship,”says Kris. “And also

Kris Kang. Of writing the book, the author

in the way she described the man in the

says “Writing ‘& Until The Dreams Come’

book, I immediately thought of underwater

was harrowing to say the least. Putting

elements as a visual.”

it together was a dream. I had finished writing the manuscript then I thought I

The watercolor paintings created by Kris for

would ask Kris Kang whether he would like

“& Until The Dreams Come” are currently

to illustrate and he obliged.”

on exhibit at FN Designs in Alserkal Avenue, Dubai. The book is available for purchase in

Inspired by Danabelle’s poetry, Kris created

www.amazon.com and in selected stores in

five surreal watercolor pieces that illustrate

the UAE.

the journey of a person in a relationship using the interaction of non-human objects to the human body, with its movements and characteristics defining and detailing the emotions depicted in the poems. Both the book and paintings have two main recurring themes: drowning, which is illustrated through sea-creatures, and being set on fire, which is illustrated through smoke

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Winter Glamor

By Anna De Leon

As the party month of December rolls in,

foundation. If you have oily skin, choose

colder months when sporting bold lips is

here’s some advice on how to become the

a full coverage foundation. Keep in mind

beautifully legal.

belle of the ball.

that foundation was created to even out

It all starts with beautiful skin.

your skin. This isn’t a mask. Start with

Decide on a “Look”

a little foundation and add where it is needed. Cover your dark circles with a

Channel your inner bombshell with

Preparing your skin properly before

yellow toned concealer that’s a shade

a Vintage Beauty Inspired look. Take

make up application is of paramount

lighter. Don’t forget the sides of the nose

inspiration from Beauty Icons of the past

importance. Make sure that your face is

and the sides of the mouth, as we tend to

like Sophia Loren and Bridget Bardot by

clean, toned and properly moisturized.

have discoloration in those areas.

highlighting the eyes with the Feline Flick,

The colder months can leave your skin dry. Remember, Red carpet skin doesn’t

Bring your best feature

have dry patches.

Decide on what feature you would like to

while keeping the mouth as muted as possible.

Your Hair is your Crowning Glory

Once your skin is fully prepped, choosing

highlight. If you want mesmeric eyes, take

the right foundation is next. The right

your time perfecting the smokey eye and

Red Carpet Hair doesn’t have to be what

consistency of foundation for your skin

keep the lips low key with just a gloss.

beauty insiders call a ‘helmet head.’ You

type will make a lot of difference. If you

If you have beautiful lips, accentuate it

can look glamorous with a messy French

have dry skin, choose a moisturizing

with a bold lip. Take advantage of the

Twist or a blow-out with lots of body.

DIY beauty: The all-natural oil scrub Its winter time in Dubai and whether

lavender or orange essential oils. Blend all

you’re dealing with greasy, ashy, or

the ingredients together and then rub on

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damp skin in the shower. Rinse thoroughly.

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Do this scrub twice or three times a week for maintenance. It works wonders and

Here’s an all-time favorite DIY scrub that’s

it’s all natural. You can’t go wrong with

really simple to do. All you need are the

this one.

following: 1/2 cup of sea salt 1/2 cup of raw/organic brown sugar 1/4 cup of extra virgin olive oil and a mixing bowl You can also add a couple of drops of

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Cary Santiago, Yen and Rocky Gathercole Impress at House of Ikons at LFW

By Precious Baque, Photos by Joseph Rosales Esteemed Filipino designers Cary

from around the globe, is a tremendous

Santiago, Yen AB and Rocky Gathercole

supporter of Filipino designers. She

conquered the runway drawing applause

shares, “Filipino designers are very

from the city’s fashionistas at the House of

creative, very innovative and their

Ikons show during London Fashion Week

attention to detail is magnificent. The

(LFW).

materials, the craftsmanship is out of this world, it’s absolutely inspiring.”

Precious Baque & Cary Santiago

The event held at the Hilton Hotel Paddington, on the 20th of September

For 2016, House of Ikons has quite a busy

2015 is the brainchild of House of Ikons

roster with shows scheduled for February

CEO Savita Kaye whose aim is to showcase

and September 2016 at LFW, and then

the work of international designers in

Abu Dhabi and Los Angeles. Savita also

the world’s fashion capitals. Savita,

has a charity show in the Philippines

who works with some 18 designers

slated for December 2016 in the works.

CARY SANTIAGO Touted as the couturier to some of the

and what I represent just by looking at my

most powerful women in the Philippines,

designs.” He adds, “What is special about

celebrated designed Cary Santiago

my dresses is not the materials used, but

stormed the House of Ikons runway this

the techniques, intricacy and the amount

season with a collection with a decidedly

of love I put in making them.”

tres exotique Asian flair. Replete with Indochinese art and architectural

The designer has forecasted a very busy

inspirations, the elegant pieces which

year for himself with shows in slated in LA

were all painstakingly hand-stitched

and NYC, including another run with the

represent the designer’s “gift to the UK

House of Ikons during London Fashion

and the rest of Europe all the way from

Week in September 2016.

Southeast Asia.” Cary shares, “I want the audience to know where I come from

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YEN Fluctuating between mad genius and hopeless romantic, Yen

Never one to rest on his laurels, Yen is set to have an exclusive

AB of the House of Yen’s showcased pieces this season that

show in Abu Dhabi this December 2015 and in Los Angeles

were an ode to a “rainy night on flowers set against a backdrop

during the first quarter of 2016. His bold venture into the retail

of Van Gogh’s starry night.” The pieces, with a base of rose

business with his very own lingerie collection is set to excite fans

gold orientalia print fabric, embellished with princess baguette

and followers in Tokyo and the UAE at the end of the year.

Swarovski crystals to achieve a rain like effect, showcase not only the designer’s creative flair, but also his inventiveness, when it comes to fashion fabrication.

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ROCKY GATHERCOLE Rocky Gathercole’s collection this season seems to be coming

with striking cut-outs that embrace the shape of a woman.

from a deeper more personal kind of inspiration. The collection

Compared to his past collections, this particular offering from

called “sense and sensibility,” according to the designer, speaks

the designer exudes an easier sense of wearability, matched with

of his life’s true story. Mainly in black and white, the designer has

absolute sophistication.

used the colors to signify “being alone, yet happy and at peace”.

He says of his collection’s relation to his life, “My optimism

Rocky’s creations are slated to be featured in Tyra Bank’s Next

always finds a way to shine, even in situations that appear to be

Top Model as well as in the forthcoming House of Ikon World

overwhelmingly negative.”

Tour.

Always the provocateur, but showing some restraint this time while still keeping a sexy silhouette, Rocky’s presented pieces

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From the Black Forest to the

Bavarian Alps

By Nikka Sarthou

were adamant about the trip, especially my mother. Our main goal was to reach

It was well worth it.

Bavaria’s largest nature preserve, the

The castle was unlike anything I had ever

Ammergau Alps, where the renowned town

seen. It was majestic and magical. The

of Oberammergau lies. This is the site of

combination of the imposing structure

the famous Passion Play, a depiction of the

and the grandiose interiors would leave

suffering, death and resurrection of Jesus

anyone in awe. I unabashedly gaped at the

Christ, is performed every ten years.

castle’s sheer size and opulence, as we

A fairy-tale story

joined a tour group and stepped from one room to another.

As we left the scenic countryside views

Aside from the 14 rooms, there was

and traversed the autobahn (highway),

even an artificial cave inside the castle,

we decided that our first stop would be

which was inspired from a scene in one

Neuschwanstein Castle, the fantasy castle

of Richard Wagner’s operas. The king

of King Ludwig II of Bavaria. This major

was supposedly a devoted patron of the

tourist attraction gets plenty of visitors

popular composer. Apart from the cave,

every year — more than a million actually.

the most interesting area for me was the

I understood why when I first got a

Throne Room with its high ceiling, mosaic

glimpse of the castle from the parking lot.

floor, and painted walls. The religious artworks on the walls and in the ceiling

Neuschwanstein Castle

The day called for a sweater, scarf, and a pair of boots. The chilly air in Germany’s Schwarzwald — the Black Forest — greeted me as I opened the front door one morning and brought my luggage to the car. We planned a road trip to Bavaria, which is one of the most popular destinations for travelers. It comes as no surprise since it is home to some natural wonders and fairy-tale castles.

Our journey began in the northern part of the Black Forest, in a small town called Bad Liebenzell where my uncle resides. The travel time was long and my companions — two senior citizens —

The impressive structure sits on top of the

were amazing, but the real focal point

Alps, and it looks like the quintessential

of the room was the large chandelier

castle that one would see in storybooks.

that was made with gold-plated brass

In fact, this was the inspiration for Walt

and shaped like a royal crown with glass

Disney’s Magic Kingdom. Even from afar,

stones set in it. It was so ostentatious and

it seemed as if a beautiful princess would

only fit for a king.

suddenly appear in one of the tall towers.

It is remarkable that the design of Although I appreciated its grandeur from

the castle was beyond its years. Its

a distance, I knew that I would be more

construction began in 1869, but it was

impressed with it up close, and getting up

built with advanced technology then.

there was part of the experience. One may

There was an air heating system and

walk, take the shuttle bus, or ride a horse-

even an automatic flushing system for the

drawn carriage. Since it was a nice day

toilets. Aside from its architecture and

that day, we leisurely made the 30-minute

design, the other interesting thing is the

hike to the top. It was a challenge for us,

story behind it. The castle was built solely

especially for me because of the altitude

for King Ludwig II, but he passed away

and the three-inch knee-high boots, but I

before it was finished. He was only able

managed to trudge up to the destination

to sleep in the castle for 11 nights, and

anyway.

his sudden death left the Throne Room without an actual throne.

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Town near Munich, Germany

Just going inside the halls and rooms

the place we ultimately listened to our

showed the Grimms’ fairytale, “Hansel and

where the Fairy-tale King once walked

weary bodies and got a good night’s

Gretel”. Another one depicted scenes from

in was truly an enchanting experience.

rest. Every time I travel to a new place,

the children’s classic, “Little Red Riding

It is unfortunate that my mental photos

sleep is the last thing on my mind but I

Hood”. It made me feel as if I stepped into

would have to suffice since visitors were

found out that it is essential to recharge

one of those picture storybooks I used to

not allowed to take photographs inside

your batteries and start another day of

read as a child. It was really both lovely

the castle; besides, this is the kind of

exploration, which was what we did the

and entertaining to see those houses that

place that would forever be etched in my

next day.

tell stories.

We truly appreciated the serene beauty

It was also a treat for us to hear mass at

of the place. The natural landscape

the beautiful Church of St. Peter and Paul,

was beautiful as it is, but coupled with

a Catholic church that was just near the

After a daytrip to the legendary castle,

the houses with Lüftlmalereien (façade

town center. It is believed to be one of the

we continued our trip to Oberammergau.

paintings), well, it made Oberammergau a

most beautiful village churches in Upper

On the way, we passed by the border

much more charming place.

Bavaria, with its stunning ceiling paintings,

memory.

The road to redemption

statues, frescos and altars, created by

of Germany and Austria and had one of the most picturesque drives along

While driving around town, we could not

Lake Plansee in Reutte, Austria. The still

keep our eyes off the astonishing artworks

lake had a tall, misty mountain on its

on the houses. There was a house that

background, which was peppered with verdant pine trees. We just had to stop by for a while and take in the view while we nibbled our afternoon snack. We couldn’t have chosen a better setting.

Although we wanted to stay, we continued our journey when we realized that night was falling. After some wrong turns and scenic detours, we eventually found the right path and our destination.

Finally, Oberammergau.

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it houses the very cross before which the people of Oberammergau vowed to perform the Passion Play every ten years.

According to history, a lot of the town’s inhabitants were taken by the plague in 1633 and the village representatives swore to honor the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ in hopes that they would be freed from the epidemic. Sources said that there were no deaths from that moment on, even when it continued to inflict neighboring places.

Oberammergau’s version is now the oldest Passion Play, which has existed continuously since 1634. Now, people from the different parts of the globe flock to Oberammergau to watch the six-hour play. Most of the town’s citizens participate in the production, and the last one was staged in 2010.

Though we were not able to watch the play then, we were simply happy just to be there. It’s not everyday that I get to experience the cool countryside with the Ammergau Alps as the backdrop.

Getting to Germany Fly directly from Dubai to Munich Airport via Lufthansa, Emirates, KLM, Aeroflot, Turkish Airlines, Austrian Airlines, British Airways, Egyptair, Air France, Swiss International Air Lines. From the Munich Airport, take the autobahn for easy access to Oberammergau.

Suggested Side Trips Aside from the Passion Play, there are other attractions in the Oberammergau area. Consider the following: Museum of Oberammergau – where you can discover more about the art of wood carving that the town is famous for Linderhof Castle – built by King Ludwig II as a hunting lodge Benedictine Abbey Ettal – founded in 1330 is still an active monastery and school.

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Philippine Business Council - Abu Dhabi hosts Bizz Talk 2015 PBC Abu Dhabi kicked off this year’s

Corpuz. Featured in the session is PBC’s

included the introduction of Endless

Bizz Talk on the 29th October 2015

new corporate member Qiwi Technologies

Computers in the UAE market.

at the Le Royal Meridien – Abu Dhabi.

headed by Lilac Hosalla Schonberg, Chief

Business executives, professionals, PBC

Executive Officer. QIWI Technologies

This year’s PBC Abu Dhabi Bizz Talk was

members, sponsors, media partners,

is an emerging information technology

made possible thanks to sponsors Qiwi

Filipino community leaders, distinguished

(IT) services and solutions provider

Technologies and Century Properties

Philippine Embassy guests including

established in the United Arab Emirates.

Group with support from media partners,

Consul Maria Roseny Fangco and Vice

Also, included in the segment was Century

Illustrado, Kabayan Weekly and The

Consul Rowena Daquipil participated in

Properties Group represented by Mansour

Filipino Times.

the muc-awaited networking event.

Cayco and Liza Suba-Elep. Century Properties Group is a renowned real

Photos courtesy of Laliebeth Petancio-

The evening’s focal point was the Q&A

estate company, providing innovative and

Kabayan Weekly

session headed by PBC Chairman Agnes

luxurious condominiums and properties

Stott-Briggs, Agnes Marelid and Irene

in the Philippines. Event highlights also

Ateneo LSE welcomes another batch of social entrepreneurs Fifty-three Overseas Filipinos (OFs),

encouraged the graduates to actively

The program challenges participants to

received their diplomas during the

participate in nation-building. He said,

become leaders and change-makers by

LSE Batch 26 graduation on the 11th

“As you strive to do your best for your

conceptualizing social enterprises over

September 2015 in Dubai, after having

personal growth and for the advancement

traditional businesses.

successfully completed the six-month

of your families, rest assured that greater

Leadership and Social Entrepreneurship

opportunities await. It is our hope that

LSE Batch 26 had their classes every

(LSE) program of the Ateneo School of

you will continue to work for excellence

Friday at the Philippine Consulate in

Government (ASoG).

to attain our vision of transforming

Dubai, starting in March and winding up

communities and building our nation.”

in August. Batch president Arlene Pulido said that the empowerment program

The commencement exercises held at the Al Ghurair Rayhaan – Rotana Hotel were

The ASoG started the LSE in 2008 in

has opened everyone’s mind to financial

attended by the Philippines’ top diplomats

Milan, Italy. This year’s batch is the 26th

literacy and the viability of becoming

and officials in the UAE led by outgoing

worldwide but is only the 3rd in the UAE.

future entrepreneurs. “The program

Ambassador Grace Princesa, Consul

The Philippine Business Council-Dubai

has opened a lot of opportunities for all

General Paul Raymond Cortez, Consul

in partnership with ASoG, the Philippine

of us and I’m confident that the will be

Giovanni Palec, Consul Ferdinand Flores,

Consulate and the Philippine Overseas

successful entrepreneurs from our batch,”

and Labor Attache Atty. Delmer Cruz.

Labor Office-Overseas Workers Welfare

she added.

Administration in Dubai had introduced Dr. Mario Villaverde, Associate Dean of

the LSE among the more than 600,000

LSE Batch 26 projected about AED3.6

ASoG and keynote speaker at the event,

OFs living in the UAE in 2013.

Million in combined revenues from the

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various social enterprises created by

the FEME Connect directory of excellent

Coincidentally, TaraKabayan and FEME

the graduates who banded together in

Filipinos. The fund or seed money was

Connect were also chosen as recipients of

14 working groups. Two groups which

offered by alumnus JR Papel to assist

the Excellence Award and Viability Award,

are expected to activate their business

the groups with the most viable business

respectively. The Hibla group won the

plans in the short term were awarded

plans. The amount will be returned after a

Proudly Filipino Award while the Organic

the PHP50,000 Pick Fund. They are

year without any interest to assist the next

Republic received the Socially Relevant

TaraKabayan, an online business, and

batch’s winners.

Award.

Barrio Fiesta Bur Juman celebrates 6th anniversary It has been 6 years since Barrio

the UAE, invited key personnel,

Fiesta opened its first ever

and members of Filipino media

branch in Bur Juman, and the

in Dubai for an intimate cake-

much loved Filipino restaurant is

cutting ceremony. According

going stronger than ever. With its

to the LMZ Cuisines General

growing lineup of dishes, efficient

Manager Ronald D’Souza, Barrio

delivery and party catering

Fiesta is expanding its menu to

service, and strong presence

include Asian and Continental

in social media, Barrio Fiesta

cuisines.

maintains its reputation as the champion of authentic Filipino

Follow Barrio Fiesta UAE’s

food. To mark the restaurant’s

Facebook page for updates,

6th year anniversary in Bur

prizes, and surprises. https://

Juman, LMZ Cuisines, Barrio

www.facebook.com/BarrioFiesta

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13 Pinoy Horror Movie

Characters that

Shake, Rattle, and/or Make You Roll on the Floor Laughing

By Aby Yap

Some gave you chickenpox-sized goose bumps. Others kept you wide awake for far too many nights for fear they would haunt your boring dreams. And a few killed your brain cells left you wondering if you just walked into a comedy film.

This November, let us remember those that alarmed and/or amused us to death at one time or another. They’ll remain our favorites (in no particular order) until the next Shake, Rattle & Roll (SRR)—15 going on 16—the ultimate proof that #MayForever.

HALIMAW SA BANGA

UNDIN (SRR 3: Nanay)

YAYA (SRR 3)

Anyone who has enormous antique jars

Possibly a prototype of Kokey, this sea

This Yaya is definitely not a pabebe. Her

(as if these aren’t creepy enough) at home

creature with webbed fingers and toes

goal is to steal babies and nobody can

has reason to dread this monster with

spits deadly acid on anyone who gets

stop her—not even Kris Aquino’s ear-

white skin and white, long, unruly hair

between her and her baby eggs. She’ll find

splitting (to read with more feeling: sakit

who’s probably overdosing on glutathione.

you and show you what a fierce momma

sa tenga!) screams. Who can ever forget

A witch cursed to be eternally trapped

she is even if she has to hide in filthy toilet

Yaya’s famous close-up shot, her long

in a jar, she has claw-like fingers raring

bowls just to execute her vicious plan of

hair blowing wildly and her mouth wide

to snatch kids and grown-ups she can

attack.

open while glaring at you? That alone is a

devour with her sharp teeth.

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ANA ROCES (SRR 2: Aswang)

WITAWIT (SRR 4: Kapitbahay)

She could have inspired the coinage of

This tree-inhabiting monster who looks

“frenemy.” This angelic-looking teenage

like an alien isn’t a very friendly neighbor.

promdi (from the province) invites her BFF

PAWS would hate him as he steals dogs

Manilyn Reynes to their fiesta then offers

and eats them (maybe his version of

her as a virgin sacrifice to the town folks—

hotdog?). Parents and yayas are wary of

all aswangs. And they seem like they

him because he kidnaps children then

haven’t had any human flesh for ages! Two

puts them in a cage up high in the trees—

terrifying thoughts: being stabbed in the

which only the physically fit can reach.

back and being eaten alive.

Now, that’s scary.

TIYANAK

UKAY-UKAY (SRR 11)

“Oh my god, ang anak ni Janice!” who’s

A killer wedding gown—figuratively and

incidentally named Angelica is a little

literally. It’s vintage and beautiful, right.

monster in its true form. An abandoned

But it comes alive and goes on a killing

cute baby girl found by Janice de Belen’s

spree! As it turns out, the gown was

character, she turns into a dark, wrinkly

cursed by the original owner because she

creature with huge, bloodshot eyes. This

was abandoned by her groom on their

maligno’s favorite pastime is to lurk in the

wedding day. Lessons learned: never

shadows, constantly on the lookout for its

anger a woman nor buy a second-hand.

next meal.

Both could be potentially disastrous.

MANANANGGAL (SRR 1), Aswang, Impaktita

RUTH (Patayin sa Sindak si Barbara)

Beware of pretty women, especially

She comes back from the dead with

at night. You never know what they’re

a single #afterlifegoal: to terrify her

capable of. The manananggal (Irma

older sister Barbara to death. So, Ruth

Alegre) cuts her sexy body in half. The

possesses a doll and her own daughter,

aswang (Alma Moreno) transforms into an

murders a psychic, and sends furniture

adorable pet or someone you know. The

flying in the room. How determined, we

impaktita (Jean Garcia) can get incredibly

know. But she’s one ruthless lady who

ugly due to heavy prosthetics. They only

wants to take everything Barbara has,

have one aim: to eat you.

even the love of her life.

LOTUS FEET (Feng Shui)

VENGEFUL LITTLE GIRL (Cinco: Paa)

until it’s amputated. Ouch.

BUILDING (Sigaw) It’s old, unpainted, and empty except for the new tenant and the building caretaker.

Or so they think. Loud banging on the walls, screaming and weeping, gunshots in the middle of the night, a child appearing out of nowhere, a bloody lady pleading for help, an abusive cop who’s endlessly jealous—this building houses more than what you know.

PRIDYEDER (SRR 1) Whoever says that only humans are perverts hasn’t yet encountered this fridge. It can seduce the most beautiful and virginal girls, even the young Janice de Belen who’s fittingly named in this film “Virgie.” What’s the catch?

Once you submit to its chilling charm, you’ll be stored in the Pridyeder’s meat compartment for ever and ever.

“May uwi si Nanay… si Nanay… sa bahay.”

This chant playing in the background

An eye for an eye, a foot for a foot: this

while tiny bound feet walk on a wooden

kid sure knows how to even the score.

floor inch by inch can already give you

Chasing the woman who stole her

the spooks. And it’s just the movie teaser!

graduation shoes, she gets hit by a car,

Lotus Feet (in case you chose to remove

loses her feet, and dies shortly after.

her from your memory altogether) is the

She then returns as a ghost to haunt

old Chinese lady who owns the doomed

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bagua.

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Christmas Dreadful

By Kristine Abante

“It’s the most wonderful time of the

As for me, I’ve come to embrace the fact

year….” goes a classic holiday ballad,

that the traffic in EDSA will not change

but the irony is while you think about

anytime soon, and that NAIA will always be

all the wonderful things about spending

a place I want to get away from as quickly

Christmas in Philippines - beautiful parols,

as possible, but I have also realized that

simbang gabi, puto bumbongs, Noche

this mini-sacrifice of getting myself home

Buena preparations, gift-giving, not to

during the holidays is the most wonderful

mention “bonus-giving”, etc., it is also

present I can give my family and myself.

guaranteed that half of your thoughts will turn dark and brooding at the same time

I would say no amount of flight ticket or

by just envisioning the jam-packed malls,

hours spent in traffic or at the long queue

the traffic in EDSA that sees no hope for

at immigration, will replace being with the

salvation anytime soon, and as an OFW,

ones you love. Being there, in that brief

the difficulty of getting in and out of the

moment of sharing something as simple

our infamous international airport without

as our traditional Christmas sopas on

being harassed.

Christmas eve in our old living room couch gets to be the highlight of my year, my

Year after year, bad news after bad news,

homecoming victory that is well worthy of

sometimes you wonder if the ‘wonderful’

the hashtag #priceless.

memories of home during Christmas time have remained just that, memories.

Of course you can fly in July, or whenever there is a piso-fare at your favorite budget

For a lot of us working outside the country

airline, but guaranteed, it’s not going be

the big debate during this holiday season

the same as “the most wonderful time of

is - is it worth the trouble of going back

the year”, whatever that means for you.

home during this Chrismas chaos? Or is it better to save yourself the hassle and send the money you will spend to travel to your family instead?

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