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Campus Events Tuesday,

September

Campus

Centre

Campus

Pub opens 12 noon. MAC

from 9-l am. Feds $1, Others $1.75 after 7pm. Special

Orientation

Meeting

for

in the Orientation Tent, Zpm.

Volunteers Wednesday,

September

Federation people will be available to counsel undergraduates on OSAP and Appeal Procedures. CC 135 9am-4pm.

OSAP Clinic.

Registration Help - Students Counselling Students. If Registration procedures are getting you down, come to the tent for friendly advice! Sign-Ups for: Intramural Sports Activities, Federation Pub Crawl, Federation Sports Day Events, Federation Clubs and Organizations, all day, every day in the tent. Eng Sot

A Meeting.

Humanities Theatre.

llam. Centre Pub opens 12 noon. MAC from g-lam. Feds $1, Others $1.75 after 7pm. Campus

K-W Red Cross Blood Donor Clinic. %4:30pm and 6-83Opm at Christ Church, Simeon at Weber Street East, Kitchener. Thursday, September 7 OSAP Clinic - See Wednesday Campus

Centre

Pub opens 12 noon. MAC

from g-lam. Feds $1, Others $1.75 after 7pm. South Campus Hall Pub with Charity Brown. Feds $2, Others $3. 8pm-lam. Friday,

September

OSAP Clinic Campus

- See Wednesday Pub opens 12 noon. MAC Feds $1, Others $1.75, after 7pm.

Federation Pub Crawl. Not just a stagger to any old watering hole, a wild and wonderful social escapade to the most favoured establishments in the area! Buses leave the Campus Centre at 7:30pm. Saturday,

September

day at Columbia Field and then a Saturday night pub with McLean and McLean. Village

Two sports

Centre Pub opens 7pm. MAC from Feds $1, Others $1.75 admission.

Sunday

September

Federation Free Orientation Movie featuring ‘The General” a silent movie with Buster Keaton, accompanied on piano by Horace Lapp. 8pm. AL 116. Monday,

September

OPIRG Course Clinic an informal session designed to help students learn techniques of public interest research. loam, 12:3Opm. CC 135. Sign-Ups for: Intramural Sports Activities, Federation Clubs and Organizations and Federation Sports Day. All day, every day in the tent. Campus Centre Pub opens 12 noon. The Bob-Shoe-Bop Revue from g-lam. Feds $2, Others $3 after 7pm Under-The Big Top at 12 noon is Willow a at lpm. by women’s group followed Jazzwatch. Then at 2pm Beverly-Glen Copeland and at 3pm, Biddley Countts. Beverly-Glenn will be back again at 4pm. There will be mime interludes courtesy of Karen Waterman. In the Tent from 7-9pm will be square dancing with Bullet Bob and the Starlights. Caller Stan Dueck. No experience necessary. Max Webster at the Humanities Theatre at 7:30pm. Feds $3, Others $5. Tickets available in the Orientation Tent and the Fed Office, CC 235.

Centre

from9-lam.

g-lam.

Tuesday,

September

for Intramural Sports Activities, Federation Clubs and Organizations and Federation Sports Day. All day in the tent. Mini Counselling Workshops, Career Planning and Study Skills. Sign up in the Orientation tent. Under the Big Top. At 12 noon local folk talent with Tom Greenwood followed at lpm with country rock by Aspen. Cathy Lovely and The Deep Dish Throat Cavaliers will play at 2pm, followed by folk music by Jack and Martha at 3pm. Aspen will be back again at 4pm. Sign-Ups

Campus Centre Pub opens 12 noon. The Bob-Shoe-Bop Revue from g-lam. Feds $2,

Others $3 after 7pm. Interested in a part-time job? Come to the Campus Centre Games Room hiring meeting at 5pm in CC 113. For more information contact the Turnkey Desk. All applicants must be registered U of W students and Canadian citizens or landed immigrants.

At 8pm in the South Campus Hall Pub a Cutbacks Cabaret will be presented. A local band “Waves” will introduce and end a funny evening of skits and songs on that topical issue - CUTBACKS. Featuring The Nip and Tuck Theatre, straight from Yuk Yuk’s in Toronto. Village I presents Mike Mandel (mentalist) Show in the Humanities Theatre. Admission free with a VI Frosh T-Shirt. 8:30pm. Wednesday,

September,

The Big Top. At 12 noon with Mirth followed by two hours (from l-3pm) of John Tank jazz. At 3pm we’re back with Mirth followed at 4pm by Madison Avenue. Under

Rock & Roll Night! featuring Mother Westwind’s Animal Friends. 7-9pm. Campus Centre Pub opens 12 noon. The Bob-Shoo-Bop Revue from g-lam. Feds $2,

Others $3 after 7pm. Interested in a part-time job? Come to the Campus Centre Turnkey hiring meeting at 6pm in CC 113. For more Information contact the Turnkey Desk. All applicants must be registered ’ U of W students and Canadian citizens or landed immigrants. Eng. Sot. Welcome Back Stag. Buses leave Eng 1 Parking Lot at 7:45pm. Must present Eng. Sot card and age I.D. and Frosh t-shirt. Campus Centre Great Hall Free Movie Stanley Kubrick’s “A Clockwork Orange”. 9:30pm. Campus Centre.

-COMING

EVENTS-

Friday and Saturday, Sept. 15-16. Dominic Troiano in concert and Diane Heatherington at the South Campus Hall

Pub. Saturday,

Sept 23. Harmonium

in concert.

Tuesday

September

5; Volume

1, Number

3; Uni

Imprint is’an editorially independent student newspaper. by the Journalism Club, a club within the Fed._published eration of Students, University of Waterloo, Waterloo, : Ontario. ‘As Science Society lost their office so did Imprint. We are now looking for >new office space and would appreciate your help. We are typeset by Dumont . Press Graphix; paste-up, . is done on campus. -

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This Imprint, the first Issue for the fall term was produced in our all-too-temporary headquarters in Psychology 4030. Thanks go to Harry Warr, David Anjo, Mark McGuire, .Richard Kular, John Ellis, Stephen W. Coates, Dianna Clark, Rick Smit, Randy Barkman, Nick Rkdding, John W. Basf {who spent a sleepless Thursday night in preparation (anticipation) of this issue), Oscar M., Nierstrasz, Michael Kelly, Nicole Delplace, Denise Donlan, Leonard Darwen, Dave Greenberg, Susan Leslie, Chris Dufault, Jayne Pollock, John Heinbecker, and Tim Tiessen. Thanks as well to the Canadian Bar Association who today approved a resolution calling for the decriminiliiatign of marijuana. Special thanks to the Dumont Ducks and the as-ever anonymous Agent T . . . . .Ciaran O’Donnell

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Radio Waterloo(CKMS) has become the Welcome back? And also; greetings to 7 ’ those 3000 or so who are at UW for the third student-run FM radio station in Onterm it ’ * first time. May all of your 1timetables, be tario. At the start of the spring took ‘on the status of a separate corpora’ conflict free. tion with its own $2.50 per term refundaHopefully you are ready for registration -ble fee. With 24 hour programming, and bookstore lineups, .heavy -workloads, CKMS is very active and provides a great and university food. If yes,; you are a learning experience. realist and have a chance at survival. / Students in the winter and spring terms Helping you to survive, besides the voted overwhelminglyfor, refundable local pubs, is the federation’s orientation chevron fees and for the paper to separate programme featuring everything from from the federation against the objections belly dancing to pub crawls. ,A beer tent of the chevron. One could get the. impres- . and -a Meatloaf concert fell ,throiigh, but you can probably find something to get sion that the paper isn’t well liked.. . - involved i&before hitting the books. The federation experienced refuudable Mu h’ is happening and ‘changing at fees for the first time last term with a* ’ UW oll the student Jevel. Student fees seven per-cent refund rate. It will be into see if refunds remain at’ this ’ have become refundable and the student ’ teresting rate this term. ’ media is separating from the federation.

a hard nosed attitude in education with-+ Something else that’s new on campus Bette Stephenson as the new Minister of _ is Imprint: We were formed in the winter Colleges and Universities, and towards term when two engineering students got less timedevoted to this portfolio as together with chevron staff members who Stephenson also takes on the Ministry of ‘had finally given up on the chevron. We Education. Imprint phoned Stephenson’s published twice during the summer with office for an interview but she isn’t grant- & a great response. Now we’re weekly. Our: aim is to get you involved with the paper, - ‘ing them,for at least-a month. thereby keeping it student orientated. / .The higher fees for foreign (visa) stu/’ ~dents seem to be taking their toll as a Other changes? You will notice that the quick count through the registrar’s red worm sculpture is gone since some-

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students

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of new UW students

by the end of July) reveals

(registered

approximately

50 such students; There were 219 first year visa students in 1976/77 and .about, 147 last year after the fee was imposed. ’ Much will be happening in 1978/79 and with you participating, Imprint will bring you the news. .

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. News, Orientation The Federation of Students is planning a large scale orientation this September from the 5th to the 16th. The events have been organized by Nicole Delplace, Denise Donlan and many others, since May 1. There will be an orientation tent between PAC and Admin which will contain information booths from Sept 5-16. There will also be entertainment in the tent from Sept 11-16. The information booths will be set up by the societies, clubs and local Refreshorganizations. ments will be served by food services. The entertainment, which will run from 12 noon until 5 pm daily, will feature entertainment from Kitchener, London, Guelph and Toronto. This entertainment, will be free. Dance, mime, jazz, women’s music, rock country, and folk music will all be presented in the tent. The beer tent which had been planned will not be available due to problems with the LCBO. Local Oktoberfest groups,, McMaster and other universities are also being hit by the new regulations calling for permanent fixtures. This tent was going to be relied upon to bring on profits to offset the expenses of

Student Applications for student aid have dropped by about 30 per cent sofar this year at UW. The drop follows the provincial governments introduction of a new student

Orientation. Due to this, the year’s entertainment functions may have to be reduced. ’ Some profits were also to go to offset the cutbacks which have hit counselling services and the International Student office. These

. week starts on will have to be looked into from other areas. Three South Campus Hall pubs will occur during the two weeks of orientation. The bands will be Charity Brown, Cooper Brothers and Diane Heatherington. Max Webster will be fea-

tured at Humanities Th-, eatre the night of the 11th. The concert will begin at 7:30 Pm. At the Theatre of the Arts on the 15th and 16th, Dominic Troiano will perform followed by Diane Heatherington at the South

Tuesday

September

5,1978.

Imprint

Campus

Campus Hall. The cost for the two shows will be $4 for Feds and $6 for others. On the 17th, there will be a Federation Sports Day, followed by a Western cookout. Sign-up sheets and activity lists will be posted at

the -tent. Molson will be donating trophies, medal and ribbons and 50 albums have been donated by the Federation record store as Prizes. A concert is scheduled for September 23 at PAC featuring Harmonium. The, cost will be Feds $4, others $6. The show starts at 8 pm. On Sept 21, an educational forum will be held discussing the future of universities. It will be held in the Theatre of the Arts and will begin at 8 pm. Five speakers will be present including representatives from the administration, federation and the faculty. -

A new research complex is being built in the field at the intersection of Columbia and Phillip St. The complex maintain a close liason with the university and will provide many jobs for co-op students.

aid applications aid program, the Ontario Student Grant Plan (OSGP) to replace the Ontario Stucent Aid Plan (OSAP). UW student aid officer Dave Reynolds told Imprint

drop by

that the decline was part of a to their tax records. As well, students are required to sign general pattern across the a statement listing their asprovince. Province-wide sets. Students who could applications for OSGP had fund their educajion by takdeclined by 45% as of July ing out loans on their assets 1st. are no longer eligible for Reynolds opined that grant assistance. stricter requirements under OSGP were responsible for Other differences betthe drop. He said that stu- ween OSAP and OSGP may dents and their parents are also be a factor. The amount now required to sign a parents are expected to conwaiver, allowing the .protribute has increased and vincial government access grad students are not eligi-

News Shorts A Counselling Services cut back University budget restraints will force a 20% cut in the $270,000 Counselling Services budget next year. The Counselling Services department offers vocational and personal counselling as well as training in academic skills. Counselling Services is no stranger to cutbacks, having been hit with a 30% decrease in funding between 1974 and 1976. Counselling Services plans to cope with the cutthrough job-sharing and attrition. .Smoking banned in Waterloo stores A new city of Waterloo bylaw now bans smoking in public areas in retail stores, offices, and financial institutions. The bylaw ,also bans smoking in enclosed areas of public assembly. Dining, wining and hair-care establishments, are exempt from the bylaw, however. Owners of establishm&rts where smoking is banned are required to post non-smoking signs, or face a $25 fine. Beware of pro-rated rent Pro-rated rent is a scheme whereby students who take out a twelve month lease are required to pay the entire rent for the year over eight or nine months. This means that the rent during the school year is about one and one half times as much as it normally would be. Several local townhouse and apartment complex’s require student tenants to pay rent on a pro-rated basis. They include Robinwood Place, Austin Place, and Waterloo Towers. Besides meaning an additional financial burden during the year, pro-rating can make subletting a nightmare for coop students, and makes it easier for landlords to fail to uphold their side of the lease, after the tenant has stopped paying rent. If you are going to sign a lease, make sure you understand all the terms in it, and what they will mean. If you have doubts, contact the Legal Re-’ source Office through the Federation of Students.

Major

fee policy

The On~tario government is conducting a major into the future study postfinancing of secondary education, in preparationfor possible major policy changes next year. A representative from P.S. Ross and Partners, the government’s consultants, visited the campus and interviewed several key administrators as well as federation president Rick Smit last Tuesday. In an August 9 letter to UW president Burt Matthews, Benson Wilson, assistant deputy minister for university affairs, wrote that the Ministry of Colleges and Universities had contracted a study with Ross into “student tuition and incidental fees in universities and CAATs.” Wilson stressed that quite stringent time limits had been placed on the consultants, in order to have results available “as soon as possible-” for policy consideration. A later August 18th cor-

respondence from Ross contained an outline of the subject matter to be explored in the interview. The outline put a great -deal of stress on changes in tuition levels, and their effect on accessibility to universities. Two areas particularly stressed were varying program tuition fees in relation to the actual costs of programs, and allowing institutions more autonomy in setting fees. The government has previously proposed establishing tuition fees at a level of about 20% of the program cost. Although this would not have an extreme effect in low-cost programs such as arts, it could more than double the tuition fees in professional, technical, and graduate programs. The Ontario Federation of Students has spoken out against such a policy, arguing that it would further restrict access to postsecondary education. The brief asks what the

ble for figures decline from pared One

is expected

A calendar has been printed with the schedules, along with the information being ‘printed in the Imprint, chevron and the handbook. Volunteers are needed, according to Delplace. There will be walking information people and people needed to produce the concerts and. work at various events. These people generally receive a t-shirt along with the good feeling of being involved. Volunteers are to meet in the Orientation tent Tuesday, Sept. 5th at z pm. Jayne Pollock

30 percent

grants. However, no are available on the of applications graduates, as cornto undergrads. major criticism of

OSAI? was that it deterred students from poor working-class families from attending universitv, because they were required to take out large govkmumt loans to finance their education. OSGP corrected for

change

this by eliminating the mandatory $500/term loan and allowing all-grant assistance. However students are known to make the decision’ on whether or not to attend university as early as grade nine. Hence, the effects of OSGP on enrolment from the under-represented working class families may not be felt for several years, Ciaran O’Donnell

foreseen

impact would be if tuition fees were to vary “more widely than is the case assuming present now”, OSAP conditions with a fixed tuition fee only. A Ross representative interviewed Smit for about an hour on the afternoon of Tuesday August 29. Smit told Imprint that he got the impression that the ministry “wants to find a solution to a problem (of postsecondary education).” Asked whether it seemed that the government was planning to make tuition fees proportional to costs, Smit said “if there are ,major policy changes, this is the line it will take.” Smit said the interviewer claimed to have been “getting a -hard time from (every student union) across the country.” He told the interviewer that “the ministry could make a lot of friends in student unions by allowing them to hold a campus liquor license.” He also proposed that

the student unions should be made responsible for such non-academic services as Counselling Services and Housing. Smit said he was opposed to making tuition fee proportional to income, and that any extra revenue generated would be fjrst needed to correct damage caused by cutbacks. When the interviewer asked him why he thought OSAP applications had declined, Smit said it was because of people being scared by the media coverage, and because a lot of people had been abusing the system in the past: “there were so many people abusing OSAP, it’s ridiculous.” According to Smit, the interviewer claimed to have been getting the same advice from everyone, including students and administrators, throughout the province. The advice? “Get into long range planning in post-secondary education.” Ciaran O’Donnell

Commission *

A Canadian University Press Commission, called at the request of both the Federation and the Chevron to investigate alleged violations of the CUP statement of principles, convened over the long weekend. Brian Bedford ‘of the

Guelph Ontarion, was appointed by ORCUP President Chris Jull; Chris Vander’ Doellen of the Ryerson Eye Opener, was appointed by *CUP Ottawa; and David Dauphinee of the London Free Press, was appointed by the Ontario CUP execu-

Fewer students here this vear J

First year enrolment at Ontario universities has declined between five and eighteen per cent, as compared to last year. Applications for admission to UW have declined about five percent free last year. ’ The Globe and Mail July 21st reported that applications had declined at all Ontario universities except York and Lakehead.’ Brock and Trent, two small universities, were hardest hit with declines of about twenty per cent. York, along with other large universities, has lowered admission standards to offset the expected enrolment drop. Applications from gTade 13 students have dropped about six per cent at UW, according to assistant registrar Bruce Lumsden. Howapplications from ever, non-grade 13 students have increased by about seven percent. The overall decline in the number of full time undergrads is now expected to be about 100 to 150. A larger decline of about 200 students was provided for in this year’s university budget. The enrolment decline forced substantial budget cutbacks. The Counselling Services department was particularly hard hit, with a budget cut of 20 percent. The effect of the decline is buffered sdmewhat by an

Ontario Government policy which, in effect, computes funding based on the average enrolment over the past few years. However, the decline still means a revenue drop of hundreds of thousands of dollars. The budget is also affected by a decline in the per capita funding, or BIU, from the provincial government. The province set the BIU for this year at a level below that which the Council of Ontario Universities, the province’s advisory body, considered the minimum to maintain standards at their present level. The cause of the enrolment decline are, as yet, unclear. The number of students leaving grade 13 will increase until well into the 1980’s. One potential factor is increased competition from the community colleges. Applications to colleges are up by about 15 per cent across the province. In an interview in the August 18th K-W Record, the president of the local community college, Ken Hunter, said “There are very fundamental and obvious reasons” for the swing towards colleges. “Students want jobs when they graduate. They still want a post secondary education, but they also want some assurance that They’ll gel work in a field that they’ll enjoy.” Ciaran

O’Donnell

gets it together

tive. Originally called June 14 by the Federation of Students, the first person appointed by the Chevron was former Chevron News Editor Henry Hess. This appointment was immediately challenged by the Federation on the grounds of bias. Hess had written a letter to the Chevron which was published in the Feedback columns, supportive of the Chevron’s stand against what he called “a disgruntled minority of staffers and ex-staffers. ” As this minority are the principle protagonists in the present dis-

pute against the Chevron, the challenge was upheld. Shortly after that, the Chevron launched a challenge against the appointment of Chris Vander Doellen. Chevron editor David Carter cited a September article in the Eye Opener as evidence of bias on Vander Doellen’s part against the Chevron. The article implied critisism of the tactics employed by the Chevron during the 9 month siege of the paper last year. That challenge was rejected by CUP Ottawa. The second appointment

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Smit wants -CC expansion needs of students, staff and Federation president Rick faculty. The chief complaint Smit has unveiled plans for a $1 million expansion of is the pub’s small size and poor layout. When filled to the Campus Centre buildcapacity, most cust0mer.s ing. Smit wants the extension are in seats without sight of to house many facilities, in- the stage. eluding a new pub, a new The proposed extension games room, a jeans store, a would house an 800 seat 24 hour snack bar, a copying pub, and Smit estimates that centre and an overnight 90 per cent of the patrons hostel. will be able to see the stage. Details of the expansion The design of the new are Smit’s own, although pub calls for a main floor expansion has been the sub- and a balcony. Both levels ject of discussion since will have a dance floor, a bar April. and washrooms. The superSmit is hoping that UW structure will be part of the students will finance the exterior shell of the builddevelopment through a ing to avoid pillars, blockcompulsory fee between ing the view of the stage. $7.50 and $10 per term. The Smit added that it will no fee, with the reveni-ygenerlonger be necessary for varated by the services, would ious campus groups to leave pay for the facility in five the campus for social funcyears says Smit. tions. The new pub would Smit has called a referenbe open to booking Monday dum on this fee for October through Wednesday each 11. “It’ll cost a lot of people week. The remainder of the a little bit of money,” he week will see top-nameenSaid, and Predicts that the tertainment until Saturday extension would be comand a dinner cabaret on plete by September, 1979 if Sunday. students vote in favour of Smit claims that the sothe fee. Smit complains that the cial scene at UW is “not up CC Pub does not fulfil1 the to par,” and since students

Are you having trouble finding housing?

Paula Pranovi, Environmental Grad No, I’m quite disappointed. .’

Studies

by the Chevron was former when he told me that he was editor of Trent University’s a profesional journalist.” Arthur, Scott Disher. Disher They were unable to procould not be located by duce him by a final deadeither CUP Ottawa or the line, and Disher was disChevron for confirmation. missed as a candidate. The His qualifications were also decision for,a commissioner being questioned by CUP. to represent the Chevron He had apparently moved was finally turned over to from his Peterborough resi- the CUP Executive, Kurt dence to a point outside of Maken of the Globe and Ontario. In an interview Mail. Maria Horvath of the with CKMS, CUP-Ottawa University of Toronto’s President John Wilson said Grad Post was selected but they’d been unable to find she eventually declined. Disher’s last place of emp- The final selection of David loyment or any proof that he Dauphinee of the London Free Press was made last was a “Working journalist.” week. At that time David Carter said, “I believe the man David Greenberg

Stephen Prior, 38 Earth Science Yes, I have had difficulty. At the beginning of July, several landlords I contacted asked me to come back later, but when I returned two weeks later, all of those places had been rented.

come to university to gain an education and have a good time, “the extension of services would be an incentive for high school graduates to attend the University of Waterloo as opposed to other Ontario in-

stitutions.” Smit promises that if students approve the project, “It’ll be the best drinking house in the province of Ontario, and the best student service centre for its size.” Leonard Darwen

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Rape victims The Waterloo Region Rape Distress Centre was forced to shut down it’s crisis lines this past August, after the Regional Council refused them a $5 000 grant. A press release dated August 15, gave midnight August 25 as the shut down date. It went on to state, “we will not appeal the decision because of the time and energy involved and the slim possibility of success.” Rape victims who seek counselling through the centre will now be referred to other Places. An answering service is being maintained for that purpose. /

Tuesday

September

5,1978.

Imprint

lose help

The 12-8 vote not to fund the centre was based on a variety of reasons, depending on the councillor. Councillor Ted Fairless of Cambridge said he “was against Regional funding.” He thought the centre’ should have been funded “like any other charity . 93 In an interview with CKMS, he was asked if he thought that a public petition demanding that the council reconsider the decision would be successful, and replied, “No. 1 don’t think it would.99 Councillor Villemaire, who voted for fundin‘g, said that he thought “a petition with several hundred names ,” would be effec-

tive. He also said that he would be wiling to reintraduce the motion in council if he received such a petition. However, when approached by Dianne Kinnon of the Centre, “he did not seem very interested.” A petition was organized by CKMS and completed copies wre forwarded to the Centre.

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Cam~ikcops bust barbecue lawsuit fizzles The UW security department broke up an outdoor lunchWhat was to become a big fight ended in a lawyer’s settime barbecue being operated by MathSoc. The barbecue tlement when.the university and fired-director of the was held to dispose of excess food from a beach party the Physical Resources Group (PRG) William Lobban came to -c prior weekend. a mutual agreement. The barbecue, which took a good deal of business from Lobban,fired from his position January 26,‘had the food services outlets, was halted on the third day of launched a’suit against the university claiming his firing t cause. He asked for $150,000 in damages. - operation. Administrative services director Bill‘Deeks told was with Imprint that he ordered the barbecue halted because it was The unite 9 sity firstytated that it would fight the case but unauthorised. He cited an agreement between UW and the ‘settled in July. will be Lobbin was dismissed the same day PRG supervisor of ‘federation which provides that the administration informed before any commercial operations are underbuiidings Dave Hedley resigned “for personal reasons”. , At the time, the UW Director of Internal Audit was investaken. MathSoc vice-president John -Ellis told Imprint that a tigating Hedley for theft from the university. similar event was held last summer on two consecutive days, without any objections from security or the administi _ , ration

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CC bank cheated on loan deadline The Canada Students Loan Act was breached by the campus centre branch of the Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce when students were told that the deadline for confirming enrolment or negotiating loans was June 15. In . fact, -Ythe deadline was June 30. The Better Business-.Bureau told Imprint that this is a valid basis for a complaint against the bank. - : A loans officer at the branch explained that the deadline had been.mo:ved forward toavoid a backlog just before June 30. A Commerce. accountant pointed out that by using an earlier deadlinei students who are a few days late do not default ‘on their loans. 1’ 1 He admitted that the w,ording of the letter used was “a little strong” and could be misl.eading. He said the letter will probably be changed.

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approximately’200 people, it opted out. Arnie’s was sold and will become “Chances R”, a high class restaurant. Connors was also to promote concerts’on campus for thecurrent year but the federation concluded that he was not experienced as a promoter and resumed its role booking and. presenting concerts. = Careless cops caught snooping ’ The campus came-under clandestine surveillance by the Waterloo Regional Police, but the operation was abruptly ended when’two detectives were discovered watching the campus centre. The two men first attracted attention by their incongruous behaviour in and around the campus centre. Their car was identified by Imprint, and on the dashboard was an envelope addressed to Staff Sgt. David James of the Waterloo Regional Police. The envelope also bore a University of -c Waterloo emblem. _ The two men denied being police, but telephone calls to the Police Dept. suggested that Sgt. James was on duty at the time. UW security expressed surprise when informed of the surveillance, and refused to investigate. Normally, outside c police inform security before coming on campus. The security department has also kept a keen eye on the campus centre this summer, being especially interested in pot puffers. Soif%you’re about to toke, walk away from the cc;

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stantial input concerning power to ‘hire ourselves’; Below are letters received by Imprint last term in re- ; what happens here. We set we are also in the position up tournaments ranging of firing ourselves. sponse to the first two isfrom card games, chess, But enough. I could go sues. Letters should be to frisbee, on and on but everyone typed double-spaced, on a mastermind concerts, crafts fairs, free: knows how introverted we 64 character line and admovies (Cinema Gratis), meek turnkeys are. Howdressed to “The Journalism ever, feel free to bombard Club, c/o Federation of rides board, coffee houses, photo displays, housing us with any questions. Students.” Please include lists, demonstrations (such (Concerning the Campus your telephone number, the Birth Control name and faculty. as judo - not protest); we Centre; Centre is in Room 206 for -distribute free rolling papers (when we have got ‘em. other questions!) out quickly), We run Chris Bauman magazines and games (in Turnkey responds exchange for ID cards). We Murder mysteries? As a turnkey, I am naturare garbage collectors, ally biased concerning the crasher-wakers, bandageA word of caution.. . campus centre but I feel I stickers, librarians, don’t go weekly too soon. must respond to the articomplaint-takers, pinball So far this term, the reportcles written by Nick Redaddicts (Let me qualify ing has been well done, ding and Patricia Anderson that. All of us aren’t but and the length of the paper in your most recent issue Lesley is the Pinball is right. Have you ever of Imprint. (July 6, 1978) Queen), plant spritzers, thought of asking for colIt was gratifying to see so flower gathers and deejays, umns or novels in the old much coverage concerning not to mention pacifiers of English Newspaper form? our ‘Birthday Celebrations’ people who have been rip-’ Surely some of your conof a decade of existence. ped off by coiniverous tributors have been waiting The coverage of the history junkfood machines. for a chance to practice ’ of the CC was quite engrosBut to steer myself back their writing skills! sing and detailed, but it to the* articles to which I How about a good nailwas directed more towards refer: I realize that there is biting murder mystery .. . the politics of the student some apathy concerning to be continued!! Or the building rather. than the ac- the Campus Centre Board Continued Adventures of tual function of the Cambut the Campus Centre “‘Sarah Goodbody” (thanks pus Centre and conseTurnkeys have been to CKMS for the ‘idea). Alquently, the Turnkeys. operating smoothly, though the Seach for the As a-turnkey, responsibRedding -refers to -the Ridgid Tool is far fetched, ilities behind the desk “hardly Turnkeys as it is still good fiction. (anywhere from making democratically chosen Surely the journalists on coffee and giving change to body. ” The position of campus aren’t to be outsuggesting eat-out places Turnkey is that of a job. In- done on paper by enand booking rooms for terviews for it are painst&gineers! meetings) are only a small ing and thorough whereby As an added observation, fragment of what we are external and intrinsic qual- the Imprint’s major cominvolved in. Technically, ities are examined. We are petition has also shown we do not run the campus employees and in the unigreat improvement in the centre but we have subque position of having last few weeks, and revert-

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ing to an old, but often appropriate cliche, imitation is the greatest form of flattery. If competition for the students’ reading time is the only way to produce thoughtful, incisive reporting, and (hopefully) more and better ‘fiction, be it horror, adventure or humour, then I’m all for it! I’ll be back next winter to read about how well you’ve done. (Hmm, not bad for my first ever letter to the editor! Hmm again. . . how did I ever find the time to write this? Mike Dekker 3A Systems Design

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3% - Commumcate TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5 Arts and EMS Library General OrientA ation Tours, meet at the information desk 9:30, 10:30, 11:30, 1:30, 2:30, 3:30. 11:45 Recreation Frosh Warm-Up Party Campus Centre Pub. 2:oo Special Orientation Meeting for Volunteers in the Orientation tent. 8:00 Village Two, South to North, .99( Beer Night. 7:30 Recreation Frosh Pub Crawl, buses leave from Phillip St. 8:W Phillip St. and Hammar House Co-ops, Speakers Night. Campus “M&71 Centre Pub featuring WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 Eng. Sot ‘A’ meeting, Humanities Theatre

12:oo Recreation FroshIFaculty Luncheon, M&C Lounge, Rm. 5136. 2:fKl to 5:30 Medieval Fun and Games, R.S.A. with Greg Malszecki, “If you live through this madness, you will have something to tell your grandchildren”. Outside the M&C Building. Arts and EMS Library General Orientation Tours, meet at the information desk 9:30, 10:30, 11:30, 1:30,2:30,3:30 9:oo to 4:oo OSAP Clinic, CC 135 Fed people will be available to counsel undergraduate on OSAP and appeal procedures. 1:96 Engineering Field Day, Columbia Field. 1:W to 3:oO Campus Tours, meet at the Orientation tent, Fed information booths in the tent. Registration Help-Students Counselling Students, If registration procedures are getting you down, come to the tent for friendly advice. Sign-ups for: Intramural Sports Activities Fed Pub Crawl Fed Sports Day Events Fed Clubs and Organizations, all day, every day, in the tent. 3:30 to 4:30 Science Faculty- coffee and donuts, meet your first year Profs. Biology 1, Rm. 271. Village Two: Kangaroo Court and Pub Crawl. $r/tF, Centre Pub featuring THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 7 Arts and EMS Library General Orlontation Tours, meet at the information

desk 9:30, 10:30, 11:30, 1:30, 2:30, 3:30. 9:w to 4:oo OSAP Clinic, CC 135; Fed people will be on hand to counsel undergraduates on OSAP and appeal procedures. 1o:w to 5:w E.S. Sports Day, Columbia Field. 12:w Recreation Frosh Camping Trip, meet at 415 Phillip St. 1:06 to 3:oo Campus Tours, meet at the Orientation tent. Fed information in the tent all day. Registration Help-Students Counselling Students, if registration procedures are getting you down, come to the tent for friendly advice. Sign-ups for: Intramural Sports Activities Fed Pub Crawl Fed Clubs and Organizations, all day in the tent. 7:w to lo:w First year Arts Students meeting with advisors, Theatre of the Arts, Arts faculty advisors will be available to discuss faculty regulations, programmes, etc. Village Two : Kangaroo Court, Pub featuring ‘Busker’. Early morning Pancake Run and breakfast. 8:W to 1:W Charity Brown, South Campus Hall. $2.00 fee paying Fed members.,$3.00 others. Campus Centre Pub featuring “MAC” FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 Football Game at Wilfrid Laurier University (Waterloo _VS Laurier). 9:w to 4:w OSAP Clinic CC 135, Fed people will be on hand to counsel undergraduates on OSAP and appeal procedures. Arts and EMS Library General Orientatlon Tours, meet at the information desk: 9:30, 10:30, 11:30, 1:30, 2:30, 3:30. l:w to 3:oo Campus Tours, meet at the Orientation tent. Fed information booths in the tent. Registration Help-Students-Counselling Students, if registration procedures are getting you down, come to the tent for friendly advice! 12:w to 2:w Math Sot C&D Frosh Buffet in M&C 5136. Tickets available at the door. Free to Math Frosh with T-shirt. Sign-ups for: Intramural Sports Activities Fed Pub Crawl Fed Sports Day Events Fed Clubs and Organizations, all day in the tent. l:w

Eng. SOC. Garbage Pick-up, Engineering quadrangle outside ENG. SOC. off ice. Eng. Sot. Pub Trip, buses at Engineering parking lot. 5:oo Eng. Sot. Bus Push, Ring Road. lo:w Math Sot. Faculty Information Talk. 12:W Noon Math, Sot. Frosh Buffet, Arts Theatre. 8:W Phillip St and Hammar House, Free Movies. Recreation Students Pub, Math and Computer lounge, Rm. 5136. Village Two, Kangaroo Court, Campus Orientation, Run, Roller Skating at Bingeman. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 2:30 Arts and EMS Library General Orientation Tours, meet at the information desk. Village Two, Sports, at Columbia Field. Campus Centre Pub featuring “MAC” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 Co-op Barbecue, Co-op people and guests in Phillip St. quadrangle. 8:30 Arts Library General Orientation Tour 7:30 EMS Library Orientation Tour. Village Two, Warden’s Talk at 2:W in V2 Great Hall, Coffee House at V2 Great Hall. 8:W Fed Free Orientation Movie featuring “The General”. a silent movie with Buster’ Keaton,- accompanied on the piano w ith Horace Lapp. Al 116. MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 Arts and EMS Library General Orientatlon Tours, meet at the information desk 9:30, 10:30, 11:30, 130, 2:30, 3:30. 8:30,9:30 frtt. yt;ry only. . F$liL)2ryoy. only. . OPIRG Course Clink, an informal session designed to help students learn techniques of public interest research, CC 135. 12:w Counselling Services SOS (Save Our Students). A programme to improve grade point average of failing students at ‘risk’ of being required to withdraw from University N.H. 2060. Mini Counselling Workshops, career planning and study skills, sign up in

: Orientation tent. Sign-ups for: Intramural Sports - Activities . . Fed Clubs and Organizations Fed Sports Day, all day in the tent. Camuus Centre Pub featuring “Bob - Shoe-BepRovue”. UNDER THE BIG TOP 12:oo Willow-Women playing women’s music. 1:w ;A;ZWATCH, a local jazz group. . Beverly-Glenn Copeland, energetic blues and beat music. 3:w Biddley Countts, a duo of Toronto street musicians. 4:w Beverly-Glenn Cope4end, a second chance to hear Beverly’s piano and African drums - don’t miss it! Mime interludes courtesy of Karen Waterman. 7:o0 to a:60 Square Dancing with Bullet Bob and the Starlights, caller Stan Dueck. Grab some friends and bring ‘em down to the tent for the dancing experience of your life. No experience neceaaary. Come and scramble with the rest of u8. 9:W to 1:oO a.m. Max Webster, $3.00 fee paying Fed members, $5.60 non-fee paying Fed members. Humanities Theatre, tickets available in Orientation tent or at Fed office. TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 Arts and EMS Library General Orlontatlon Tours, meet at the information desk 9:36, 10:30, 11:30, 1:36, 2:30, 32; as0 Fg lfuury only. . . EMS Library enfy. Sign-upe tar: Intramural Sport8 Activttlea Fed Clubs and Or anizationr Fed Sports Day, a0I day in the tent. Mini Ceunutling Wukhopa, Corwor Planning and SW SMlh, rign up In the Orientation tent. UNDER THE BIG TOP 12:w Tom Greenwood, local folk talent l:w Aspen, Country Rock. gaphy Lovely and The Deep Dish Throat Cavaliers. Need we say more? 3:w Jack & Martha, folk. 4:w Aspen 8:W Cutbacks Cabaret, ‘Waves’. A local

band will introduce and end a funny evening of skits and songs on that topical issue, CUTBACKS. Featuring the Nip and Tuck Theatre, straight from Yuk Yuk’s in Toronto, in the SCH pub. MO Mlko Mandel (mentalist) Show, Humanities Theatre, admission Free with VI Frosh T-shirt. Campur Contra Pub featuring “BopBhoo-Bop-Rovuo”. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 Arts and EMS Library General Orientation Tours, meet at the information desk 9:30,’ 10:30, 1130, 130, 2:30, 3:30. 8:30,9:30 Arts Library only. 7:30,2:30 FoM3\Libgy only. . . Map Library Tours Sign-ups for: Intramural Sports Activities Fed Clubs and Organizations Fed Sports Day, all day in the tent. Mini Counselling Workshop8 Career and Study Skills, sign up in Orientation tent. 10:W to 12:30 OPIRG Course Clinic, an informal session designed to help students learn techniques of public interest reasearch, CC 135. 7:45 p.m. Eng. Sot. Welcome Back Stag. Buses leave Eng. I parking lot at 7:45 p.m. Must present Eng. Sot. card and age I.D. and Frosh T-shirt. Math Sot., Wine and Cheese. UNDER THE BIG TOP 12:w Mirth, personable, energetic & fun. l:w John Tank, jazz. 2:w John Tank, jazz.

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The Original Sloth Band, incredibly talented musicians with a wide range of styles, instruments, and experience. If you don’t know them already, don’t miss this chance to get acquainted. 7:W to 9:oo “Hot Off the Press”, Country Rock. 8:96 to 1:98 Cooper Brothers, South Campus members, members.

Hall. $2.00 fee $3.00 non-paying

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Centre Free A Clockwork

Orange. Campus Centre Pub “Bob-Shoe-Bop-Revue”.

featuring

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 14 Arts and EMS Library General Orientation Tours, meet at the information desk

9:30,

10:30,

3:30. 6:30, 9:30 Arts Library 7:30,9:30 EMS Library 10:30,2:30 Map

Library

11:30,

1:30,

2:30,

only. only. Tours

Sign-ups for: Intramural Fed Clubs Fed Sports

Sports Activities and Organizations Day, all day in the

Mini Counselling Workshops, and Study Skills, sign up in ation

tent.

Career Orient-

tent.

12 Noon Counselling Services SOS (Save

Our improve

Students). A programme to grade point average of failing students at ‘risk’ of being required to withdraw from University, NH 2080 V2: Pub, ‘Vehicle’, Scavanger Hunt.

9:OO C.S.A. Orientation UNDER THE BIG TOP 12:w to 1:30 “Second City Revue”, to 2:oo Don Jewitt,

1:30

folk.

9:30,

10:30,

3:30. 6:30, 9:30 .Arts Library 7:30,9:30 EMS Library 10:30,2:30 Library

11:30,

2:30,

only only. Tours

Sports Activities and Organizations. Day, all day in the

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Career in the

tent.

12:30

informal students interest

Fed Flicks, Saturday Night Fever, AL 116, 8:15 p.m. John Travolta 8. Oliyia Newton-John. Restricted. Fee paying Feds $1.25, others $2.00 UNDER THE BIG TOP 12:oO Dance Plus 4 1:oo Marianne Girard 2:W Dance Plus 4 3:W. 5:oo Kent County Pickers Bluegrass. REGGAE NIGHT 7:W, 9:W Ernie Smith & Roots Revival, a band

from

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Toronto music as

well playing well as

material.

7:45 Dominic Troinao,

Theatre of the Arts, Fed paying members $4.00, Others $6.00. Ticket price includes admission to South Campus Hall with Diane

$2.00 fee non-paying

paying Fed

House

Co-op

to 1:30

Enjoy Chinese Food in the Orientation tent prepared by the Chinese Student Association specially for the multicultural Mardigras.

2:30 Arts

and

EMS

Library

General

Fed Sports ation tent.

Day,

all

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MULTI CULTURAL of cultural performances

dance

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SCH Pub. Fed members, members.

a festival featuring

by: Ukrainian Dancers, Lan-Tin Chinese Dancers, Western Ontario Highland Dancers, Schwaben Dancers, Classical Chinese Song and Dance, K-W Ismallis Dancers, Carribean Canadian Dancers, Beverlie Robertson, Nadiya Choral Group, Nimi Ghosh, Arab Belly Dancers.

Campus Centre Pub featuring “Bop-Shoe-Bop-Revue.

Campus Hall Pub featuring paying Fed students, $3.00 non-paying Fed members. Fed Flicks, Saturday Night Fever, starring John Travolta. Restricted in AL 118. Fee paying Fed members $1.25, Others $2.00

Diane Heatherington, $2.00 fee

Campus Centre Pub featuring “Bond“.

sponsored by Gallery, Theatre

questions you might have. Eng. Sot. Baseball Game. Special bus trip to Toronto to see the N .Y. Yankees VS Toronto Blue Jays. Tickets available from Eng. Sot office.

of W Arts Centre of the Arts, Frw.

Campus Centre Pub featuring “Masquerade”.

Centre

Gallery,

Theatre

U of of the

Free. 6:30, 9:30 Arts and EMS Library General Orientation Tours. 7:W to 10:W p.m. Cross-Cultural information Exchange,

M&C Lounge, Rm. 5136. students sharing observations concerns on cultural differences, customs, education opportunities family and value differences.

Foreign and social and

6:W Trip to Stratford - MACBETH’ available includes

tickets $13.00 8. $5.00 630 from CC.

at Fed office. buses. Leaving

Campus Centre Pub featuring “Masquerade”. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 1236 Conrad Grebel College, Noon Concert, Theatre of the Arts, Free. 1:30

about

6:30 Arts Library General Orientation Tour 7:30 EMS Library General Orientation Tour MathSoc. Car Rally, see Math Sot. for

2:w & 9:30 EMS 81 Arts Library General Orientation Tours. 8:W tQ 1:W ES Faculty Introductions followed by a Wine & Cheese. M&C Lounge, Rm.

Federation

Sports Day and Great Western Cook-out, join your societies and clubs as they battle each other in the: Jogging Race, around Ring Rd., Bicycle Race around Ring Rd., 3-legged race, Softball Toutnies, Sack Race, Egg Pitch, B.B.Q., etc. Many prizes and awards courtesy of MOLSON’S.

6:W Campus Centre Coffee House featuring Jackie Washington. 6:W Stratford Ensemble, Theatre

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 Arts Library General Orientation Tours. 10:30, 2:30

the

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 6:30 & 9:30 EMS & Arts Library. General Orientation Tours. Fed Flicks, Looking for Mr. Gwdbar, AL 116, 890 p.m. Restricted. Diane Keaton. Fee paying !$1.25, Others $2.00

8:WTHE with

DAVE

themselves

for

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$5.00,

Humanities Students

Tickets available Fed office.

in Orientation

Campus Centre Oub featuring “Masquerade”.

8:00 K-W Symphony with Jablonski, Humanities from

p.m. Restricted, starring Fee paying Feds $1.25,

Symphony

office

Math

on the process and practice of efficient and optimal outcomes in decision making. Counselling Services, N.H.

SUNDAY; SEPTEMBER 24 6:W p.m.

Rm.

Wine 378,

81 Cheese, Humanities

2:oo to 4:oo Landlord and Tenant Act,

CC 135.

Wayne McCormick, a local lawyer will be on hand to give a short presentation of the Act. He will also answer any

Math Sot. Bowling

soloist Marek Theatre, tickets 886-3850. Party, details from

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Tent

Chinese Students Association Outing. Fed Flicks, Looking for Mr. Goodbar, AL 116, 890 Diane Keaton. Others $2.00

faculty Building.

Theatre, Seniors

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 Fed PAC Concert, Harmonium.

5136.

2080. 2:w to 4:oo Mature Students,

Starring FEDS

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Klaas Van Graft, Regular

people

Theatre speakers student body of Students look Come out and 8 participate.

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$3.50.

This-workshop is for to answer questions

and informatDinner at 6:30 p.m., cost or phone ext. 2578 to arrange to bring food.

Campus Centre Pub featuring “Maquerade” 7:w to lo:w The Future of the University, of the Arts, Free. A panel of

N. H. 2080. who want

and prepare careers.

General Orient-

Library

ion meeting. $1.50 to cover ahead of time

Counselling Services-Career Planning. work future

details.

6:30 & 9:30 EMS & Arts ation Tours.

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who’d a thunk it? The CIA Number One With pioneer of the Unknowp Number Of scratch-‘n’-sniff centrefold Bullets is an Evangelist! Or so he “WAS LARRY FLYNT SHOT FOR PUBLISHING says. I don’t know when Larry THIS EVIDENCE ON THE picked up the L.A. Free J.F.K. ASSASSINATION?” So the sticker on the cover of Press, but it would seem to this magazine I am now star- be a part of his drive towards Respectability: the ing at screams. It is special report number one of the Keynote to Power and InfluL.A. Free Press, and in it ence. Hmm. Anyway, his “Statement of the Pubpublisher Larry Flynt claims to solve thE: enigma of the lisher” closes with: assassination of President _ “The media princes Kennedy in Dallas, Texas on may condemn Hustler the afternoon of November and Chic - and me for 22, 1963. No mean feat, seepublishing them ing as how it has held most but.. . read through of the Western world spellthese pages, . . . and then bound for over a decade. I decide for yourself who mean, it isn’t hard to accept the real whores are.” that someone as completely (Emphasis Flynt’s own) insignificant as Lee Harvey Well, I had a real whore of a Oswald would have to have helped in snuffing the eternal flame that was J.F.K. it’s just that it’s hard to see why. Despite popular myth (a fitting word), Kennedy to the was no threat Primal therapy bePowers-That-Be. He was recomes primate therapy liant on Johnson for whatwhen this group begins ever success he had with to sing their hit 45: Congress, he was tremend“Can a gorilla sing the. ously keen on embroiling blues”. Max Mouse the U.S. in a tiny, jungleand the Gorillas is a infested spot called Viet group the likes of Nam, memories were still which we haven’t fresh on the subject of the heard since we were Bay of Pigs fiasco - in long-haired, beaded, short, scarcely the type of and basking in President likely to lead the Hawaiian Sunshine. citizenry in a populist revolt Max and the gorillas, against the militaryplay. a brand of rock industrial complex. He was that gets the crowd a sexy devil, though (and all booga-looing everythe news stories seem to time. confirm our subconcious Having just finished speculations on the private their ‘Dance Hall life of the dashing rogue), Tour’, this jungle jam and therein lies the core of band is practicing the ‘evidence’ for J.F.K. their hot licks and being a later-day cross bethowls for a week at the ween Tom Jefferson and Queen’s Hotel in Strat‘Honest Abe.’ Which he cerford, September 4 - 9. tainly was not. However, “Our main objective,” the New Frontier boys were says Max, “is to entersuccessful in convincing tain. ” With a someone and all that Kennedy what casual approach, and his exemplary First this is exactly what the Lady were the Arthur and band does, and has Guinevere of a Camelot. been doing for years. See, mythology rears its inHailing from Petersincere head once again. borough, the troupe is Although myth would be hitting the Southwesta fair word for the contents ern Ontario gorilla cirof the Warren Commission cuit. “We couldn’t re(which reported the status sist the jungle calls,” quo view-point on the J.F.K. says a gorilla spokesassassination evidence), the man. “People are begL.A. Free Press seems to be ging us to come and eager to want to replace the play.” myth with one of their own, ‘Jungle Jukebox’ is as opposed to destroying Max Mouse and the the role of myth-making in Gorillas’ record label. American politics. As Max explains, “We America’s a fine country shy away from big and all, but the hunger for a myth, a kingdom, a ruler; it seems like the root to a lot of their problems, if they only stopped and took a look at their political system. But back to the myths. For the benefit of those of , us who were trapped in avalanches over the past ski season just to the west of Lhatse, or were otherwise ignorant of . recent phenomena in North America, Larry Flynt was/is the super-controversial publisher of “Hustler” magazine - certainly the sleaziest mass-circulation in the History of Everything. Now our hero has been Born Again, having met the sister of now-President Carter (a good 01’ boy hisself) -

time figuring out how to take this ‘new evidence’ seriously, despite the fact that Flynt was mysteriously gunned down not long after this paper hit the stands. (I think it was during a censorship trial or something like that . . .) Jeese, what some people will do to make a point! The difficulties I had with this tabloid was that Larry went into the myth-making that is at the base of the Big Overall Problem. The new myth: Don’t believe anything the Government tells you. Fair enough, but most of this was info culled from hitherto “Secret” (yeehaaa) Government files. Ahh, but, you respond,

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the CIA didn’t want to give this up! How do you know, I retort. Because they were forced to by the new USA antisecrecy laws. Well, say I, if you’re so cynical about the government, why are you so naive as to believe that they would release this kind of information factually? There, yargghh, I’ve run rings round ya logically! You see, I simply can’t believe that the sinister CIAboys aren’t at least one step (and several evolutionary stages) ahead of all of us by now. Yes, yes, they probably know who really killed Elvis (whoops! got my Yankee myths juxtaposed there . . .) Kennedy from the Knoll, but I can’t imagine that we will ever stumble through the maze to the-other iide of this monolithic brain-teaser. ,It’s

not a whodunit, but a whodawannadunit? So, I find myself looking through a magazine with all the grisly pictures of the most gastly afternoon in the History of the World so far as I have lived in it. The footage of the left side of King Arthur’s brain exploding, the people scrambling up the side of The Grassy Knoll desperately searching for the man who killed the-most loved public figure in recent history - even a picture of the Presidential shirt. It’s all -lovingly brought together for your viewing pleasure. And even if I’m ready to go along with Larry 100% what good could it do? I can’t believe that the spiders that wove the web of secrecy that has operated so bloody well for over a decade have lost their hold on things. In-other words, as much as I want to care, the fact that

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Flynt and company are right makes them wrong. Huh? IF THE GOVERNMENT KILLED KENNEDY, AND THEY LIED ABOUT IT THEN, THEY‘RE STILL LYING, AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE STILL IN CONTROL. Gerald Ford was on the Warren Commission, for example. I

So don’t buy this book, or watch the TV shows that must be pending, or the movies that have already come out, etcetera. Otherwise, you’ll want to pick up the entire country and move it as far away from Dallas as possible. America is not only terribly complex, but it’s also terribly depressing. .

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tage of the situation, treating us to ever larger disasters and sting induced contortions. They cause a train to crash. A nuclear power plant blows plant blows up. UP. The The town town of of Houston is burned in an unsuccessful attempt to burn the bees with it. Then there’s the grand finale, where the bees are drawn to an oil soaked Gulf of Mexico and a barbecue ensues.

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The Pink Panther, no one can deny, has his revenge in this latest film by Blake Edwards, but this time it is too much like that of Montezuma. “Revenge” is weak and runny compared to the strength of “A Shot in the. Dark” and “The Pink Panther” that, to some extent carried through even to the last panther flick, “The Strikes Pink Panther Again”. The reason that the newest Pink movie is so much weaker is easy to determine, but difficult to justify. Edwards has been moving towards the Walt Disney/Don Knotts sort of slapstick humour that children under 12 are rumoured to like (although I try to give them more credit than that). Hollywood has always considered predictability a vir-, tue ever since it discovered the maxim that, if you offer an audience whatever they came in droves to see before, they’ll come back again to see in like numbers (witness

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Unfortunately Edwards miscalculated. What made the first movies good was not the jokes, but the blend of absurdity and ice-cold deadpan that was also the main ingredient of films like “Dr. Strangelove” and “Young Frankenstein”. It is fair to say that Peter Sellers was wasted in this film. After Orson Welles, Peter Sellers and Peter Ustinov are the next best examples of great talents flagrantly abused. Sellers, it seems, is becoming too fond of this ‘easy’ humour. He may not be able to break away from Clouseau, like Sean Connery did from James Bond. Comedy has never been well-served in the movies. Lately Neil Simon has been doing movie parodies like “Murder by Death” and “The Cheap Dectective”. “Cheap” (aside from being the greatest movie I ever saw) was almost totally

humourless. In striving to be inoffensive, Simon achieved a uniform blandness that rivals even “Adam 12". The parody did not work because it lacked the absurdist hypertension of I “Young Frankenstein”. Simon thought he could get a laugh by merely making a reference to an old Bogart movie. When the baby-buggy rolls down a few steps in “Bananas” (?) or “The. Magic Christian”, we laugh because we are shocked by the allusion, not because we expect it. Humour results from surprise and absurdity. Destiny and the inevitable are more appropriately qualities of tragedy and pathos. Logically then, “The Cheap Detective” and “The Revenge of the Pink Panther” are pathetic, not funny. A sturdy 0.0133 out of 20 on the James Wark scale for this new panther film. O.M.

All these disasters are surprisingly laughable and unconvincing, despite a $12 million investment, It’s hard to be terrified by a few clouds of bees, a ludicrous plot and numerous scientific inaccuracies. Some of those innaccuracies include the bees showing up in Texas without any warning. The real “killer bees” are in Venezuela at present, and their northerly advance can easily be followed. In the film 2 or 3 stings are fatal, but in actual fact it usually takes a

large number of stings to cause death. At the end of the film, Caine discovers how to reproduce the sound of the “mating call” which bees’ he uses to draw them all together over the Gulf of Mexice ico to aid in their ultimate destruction. Sorry folks, bees actually respond to chemical pheromones, messages released by other bees. The film is filled with other inaccuracies and loose ends too numerous to mention. An all star cast doesn’t

Fraternities If you love the .antics of National Lampoon and watch John Belushi in Saturday Night Live, you’ll likely be lining up with the rest of the general population to see the hilarious “Animal House”, movie now playing at The Cinema in Kitchener. The movie c revolves around the pranks and morals of two diametrically opposed fraternity houses, Delta and Omega. This conflict, with a little administration tinkering, tampering and outright undemocratic opposition makes great cinematic frenzy. The film follows two frosh, Pinto and Kent, from

help the film as they have little to say or do. One by one, Henry Fonda, Richard Widmark, Richard Chamberlain, Jose Ferrer, Olivia de Havilland, etc. meet untimely ends. The film’s engagements thus far have been mercifully short, and it appears to have been demoted-to “B” status, where it is the second feature at drive-in movies. Good thing too. The fewer movie-goers stung, the better. Christopher Dufault

lampooned their first night of introductory frat house parties to expulsion to their final revenge. These two along with the Delta house party person Bluto, played by John Belushi, are the chief instigators. The action is supplied by a series of pranks and revenge plots, none of which qualify “as “good, clean fun.” The fire is supplied by the administration’s “double secret probation” on Delta house. Omega house is composed of gays, bigots and virgins all of whom plot with the administration in the downfall of Delta. The

final demise for Delta is played out in the Dean’s office, who the heros skilfully deprive of any satisfaction from expelling them. The final scenes bring all of the lunacy together. For the prime players this is a little overdone, but still hilarious. From the antics of Bluto to the more subtle comedy from Donald Sutherland, the movie offers a laugh for everyone. The portrayal of life in a small college is distinctly Lampoonish. It’s a must if you want to see the winners lose and losers win for a change. Tim Tiessen

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traditional sound. He also accompanies Stan with the Northhumbrian smallpipes, recorder, saxophone and concert zither. Ken Bloom’s inclusion on this album is illustrative of one of the most endearing aspects of folk music cooperation. Most folk performers are eager to collaborate on each other’s recordings, an attitude contrary to’ the commercial competitiveness characteristic of progressive rock and AM music. Such cooperative efforts seem to make folk music so much ‘purer,’ be-

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who replies, “My pretty fair maid, the best thing you can do/Is take the child upon your back and a-begging you may go/And It’s when that you get tired you can sit you down to cry/And think on all the times when you said “Oh no, not I” This song takes on a spicey “Steel-Eye Span” quality by mixing traditional instruments with amplified bass, drums and electric guitar. Stan’s lyrics are sometimes a little simple and predictable, but his obvious love for the music and easy story telling style more than compensate. This is an album for anyone who hankers for the flavour of the east coast. Maybe one day, in their struggle for “Canadian Unity”, politicians will realize the harmony music can create. Denise Donlon The Cooper Brothers The Cooper Brothers have created a sound uncannily similar to so many modern bands, that they are both instantly enjoyable and irritating at the same time. The sound flounders somewhere between early Eagles, the Good Brothers, and Bread. They offer nothing very unique musically having borrowed and mixed almost to exasperation. I found myself constantly straining to remember where I’d heard that run before. Was it the lyrics from Eagle’s Desperado album or the harmony from the Beach Boy’s Endless Summer? One cut, ‘Portrait’, sent me scrambling through my Beatle’s collection until I found the exact string arrangement used on Eleanor Rigby. “Crazy Sundays” is a rag-time piece recalling the roaring twenties, that bounces between blaring Beatle harmonies and spirited honky-tonk. The piano work by Gloves McGuinty is superb, although muffled and crowded between the vocal harmonies. “Rock and Roll Cowboys” is the best cut on this album, and a prime candidate for AM top 10. It has a good beat and some impressive banjo runs, even though lyrically it smacks of typical Eagles’ country rock: “Yeah you look like Outlaws waiting for the stage, Desperados from another age. So lock up your daughters and hide the silver away, Those Rock and Roll Cowboys are on the road again.” Sound familiar? Musically, the album is dependent on studio musicians: Larry Solomon (Formerly of Myles and Lenny) on fiddle, Gloves McGuinty on piano and John Saunders on banjo. Solomon’s distinctive fiddle style, and classical string arrangements are often too repetitious for my tastes, but nonetheless are an invaluable addition, and responsible for much of the album’s cohesiveness. This band, even if not touring with their studio back-ups will make an excellent bar band. I am looking forward to seeing them at the South Campus Hall Pub on September 14th. . Denise Donlon

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