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make up for the lack of bars w e had last year." TylerMills ZA psychology

pad." Colan Schwartz 4A arts

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"A big sauna " Don Lesar and Rachel Barber 2A health studws 2A health studws

1A r e c r e a t m and lasure stud#es

"One last day of sunsh~ne." Nlkkl Forfar 3A k~nes~ology

"Atelephone so I can exit the matrlx." Br~anSrnlth 38 polrt~calscience

"Snow " Allson Srnlth 28 systems design

"A tropical biodome with tropical go-go dancers Male and female, of course " Daryl Novak WPIRG co ordlnator

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Former finance minister calls for a review of health care and education Mark Stratford

Universities

KTSTAFF U\Y wils rlentiil tlus wcck to a n n t frurtr a n e x t ~ n n tpolem l~ f i p m from (he(:an.id~.rn po-

Rlr(;~llI!m\ crnt, trcallngnra a~ahtciomc di.rrpcd lo allow gmdct-\ininr andints 2nd smdnlts ~1111~~COIIIII~ICI "to ~ L I I I I \ C(he w,.nahtoomsw t h c . u niid il~jirun"

trro re her new book .l.liriitny Ih l k b h Piit-w and

s v c n n cmpowrmg q x t c h , ''1 S C W I'tme h l m ~ i t n:i, - i t \ \ \gend:r 1k.rltl~Care vrtru, tdm,ilm~r" ~\J.rchmnon11.1s iccn rnuclt o f ( an.&, alre W.V. .in nndc ~ ~ l a.iti \Vcitcrn, l go1 her I'hl) r l Qnrrm .md~sitcw,tpn,trwx .,I llreT.tuwra~t! ol Sockorchrw.m Rur she IS ongmilly from LV.~tc~loo andihr crp~rssedgrratlo)to h,~vmg r e ~ u n ~ to c dtllr cornnnumty for thc day I Irr / o m r/e,hnr hcgm m t h ;I acmlnar held fur hnal y e x cturlentim thcFizstoqRnd~ngRonmn~kingc! Clall.'ihr 5cmtnar ,\\lrfchwas prmrnly for lua ForI ~ C C tor) , ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ O ~ 9h1dnlts,\\-&l ~ I C ~ ~ S LwvI C X t c h m o n lo hreakthr ~ ~ c ohe, t r prrccpuon or Conada'apolmcal system. drtrrmcnalxon,~fthp Janice MacKinnon spoke one-on-one with UW students,then hhthmnon,nhoarrv-rd , ~ . i f i ~ a nmmatrr cr pantl) !hInk votrra delivered some rousing words for our next MP. from1993 to 1 YJ7,nladr Cnnada'sficcalsy~t~m hcrrnam focus, p.mtcularlv thr ahakmess~tiuf hrvc r rhresholdmth frrcdu~thc80s thatlcd tuthe recesson thn~rnadr women polmc~an\,"ahc explamrd. "111s 1s a Thcse thought> cnrned over from (he - e m her p b ao dtfficult m thc 909 "I w,&sh m c e gcnerahz:mun,lrul once they g t past that thresh mr, pnst her hook algntngand mto the speech, rnmtsreratthesme nmeasPaulhhrmlandI'm oldnndsay,Yeilh,shc'scnpahlr,'the~f~~oreuhch she gave m Ihrna11mcsTheatre. As thc ~orehcw<,rddagrrrwltlrt~~em i a ) q ths,"rhc comforf,~hle." &le of I& spcccll ~upgesta,McKinnon had began. "Dcal with rhc attuatlon bcfcire it he h I d G m o n wmtr lo prov~dc.IS mocl~m somc words for Catuda's mxl p m e nunl\fcr, cotnes s cnalr. Once ~t'ae cnst%p,uno longer stght as puasdlle for Canada's f u h m and d q c l a d w w q l m In pnrhcul.rr to m o d the iinanci~~l Youhaveunfortm~ate~ho~ccs any slmderousmytha, such us that,dleftrcs ,Ire l~wrgooddaxcrs. rma~nanagemrntt1~arcuusrdafisc;rlcnui~decYou're gonne cut dl lunds of thmgs." ticc spendera who do not conr~derfinancml adr q u . r reprrcoasmns "[GcorgcHushtrl tnkmgthedrht .~sforhcnllhcare,hl;~cKmnt~~,nwamcdrhata K~adcntsnt ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I L ~ C ~ C O along ~ ~ I U I I I Thr O C Slrasom rl~atI\ln~hmnonh ~ Ic,~rned mto the s~atospherr, turnmg the Umtcd Stares tixcd coat tnurt bemet, l a n hnr h e m cntmgup the lughwhwdy s~rerchmgnorthfrom \$ncoumor~andmomuftlrchnd~ctwthenchpa~sttrg into a fiscal mrss, m d hr'r to the nght," she ver turned thetrefforts torecmrry tluawr~k , pohhc>arrs).She ipokc of the dengrri ofpohn s r p r d , hefore mcntmmng that Canada's o u t year md, at cucharate, wlllultlm~tcl)consum? ns floodw.&rs receded. cram who thnve on hrts of promira m rhar look I& nonc loo miy cnl~cr"Canada IS about 100prr cent oithe budgcl and aver. hIaplcIrafl;admihasbeen~olda~LoM~~vs, once they take office and ~ ; u n l m g nbrcaosc , $500 hllllon m dcbt nght now 'lherr tan't a lot wluch plms lo open n groLery superstore on See MACKINNON. page 5 clrcumatances prevent thmgc on the lrst from of room to play w~th." thc sire at 1:hurchandCarltonstrcctsunthm hvo yarrs.

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Land of liberty shafts co-op students

The ~B1andpostnl~uthor~t~caaremie~tigdItng trucr\ofthcdcadly roxmncm foundlast wcck m s sealed m v ~ l o p nl c analiportpostal Bianca Tong h e n d h g fac~lrvm l;rt.enwlle, South CnroIMPRINTSTAFF I~R.

CECS attempts tohelp students shorthanded bynewU.S.policy

Cnncs ofIraq's occopunnn took ccnter stegL Vitdneiday ar \Vnslungt~m .rppl~ed&pk, mrtlc mocclr t o w n generous plrdgcs for rrcunatruc~xonofthrwar-tan,co~u~tryahe,d allcrnan>-e1s avdahle forjanualy, ( E C S will ofa & t n c d donorcont~rmcetnr\I.~dr~d. a ~ t ~ v athoarmdrv~duals te cn up rccord h, allow them to parnclpate In the contmuous phase na soon nsagersunderw;~y,"saysT~~nyhlunro, the

wnttcn responsc to thr State nepartrncnt m d haw sr hcduleda hcc-10-face m~ctlngarlthStatc LHCS 1s q m g to help atudcnts who arc r)epartmcnt officrali."'l'o enlphnavr Ilrenrgn~ affected by lhlr run~ufcvcntsl~y~ontacltngn~~ach rh.rt orgnrllzauononanmd~rrd!rslha~rr,amcenotaU tr~ceffrctofthcpoh~~cl~at~ge,hIun~osrri are ~ ~cunsulmgth<rIcgal ~es cumparaec hair thc same p o L ~ ~ s w hde~t ,~~ I t n g " m d ~ v ~ d u a l c o m p ~ affn~ridepnrtmmtslodetrrn~lncIhe~rlrg;dopm t h attt~atmnsimh ar their oons,andareako hcingencour.~gcdlor.uic thts 19.iuemthtl~elrcon~;rca~~o~~.ilreprrscnlatlvcs." Tocopcwrlh these ch,mgcs,r\lunroiugrsti "[The visa sponsors] "Thrrc 1s alro anothcr caticvcral nlrrrn;~t~rcs are preparing a egory ofJ-l mc:t jthc summer work-travrl pro^ gram] that 1s d l suttahlr frx UWchJdcnts awl written response to would aUnwnnyofour students to do n accondl the State thrd/tourlh rrrmm the17S.howc~crthat ptogranllr unl) ava11;lblcfor a k n o n t h pcrmd that Department." rmchetwrcn hfayl mdOcloher 15. .ale-s thm - Tony Munro ~dc;rlsmuuun gwen our rcquencmg of work CECS tnternat~onalf~eld terms " S h ~ d c n t s n l a o l ~the m opttonofpan~c~coordinator pating~othe reiearch ichoI;~rci~tcgo~yoftlJ 1 v~sa,wluchr\nrore conunonlvusrd fotcmpby ers hnsed on unwerslry vcampuses. 'Tor;usetl,cn\v.renrasufthcU.S. atsbcdcpcpertment,CE(:S~sp~~llmgt~,grthcntsvlcaspunsorc Students m t h any addmonal quratmns or concerns should ont tact Tony Llunru at and u n p l ~ ~ e r p a n n cmr sa conccrtcd effort. "lhc tn~unro@Juwaterloo.ca, or at rxt. 3107. ~~sasponsorsarrp;rrtofnlargc&mccn~ thr L1.S. thatmtrractswmtl~~at~~l lohbies,thr StatcDeprt btong@imprint "waterloo c a rnenr," states hlunro. "?hey are prrpanng a

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UW, united all the way $56,000 raised so far, aiming to match last ycar's $150,000 total Ray Froklage SPECIAL TO IMPRINT

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Christine Kuehl, whoorganized an event, is prepared to pamper as manv chefs as aossible to hela UW hit the $150.000 mark.

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Iiltc lo grt togcthci, and g1~1,Ilkc lo n potnt..ts iarl" It~v~mldsrr~~~s11c11r.i t 1 1 t l n p t o 1 ~ t ~$71111 I mllllon L3row1 proudlimcn~icr~~rd that mychant! >s

r r . w n t o b c o p t m \ t l c r h o ~ ~ ~ m ~ r t u .md r g .in)onr mtrrrsrcd~rweliome 1 0 ~IwchiiaUenge place h ~ d ssllcllil> lii r - n ~ ; i t l t n ~ r21:~nroi lhe i ~ c u l u c.,ti !pi?< Ihmg I C , L ~ ~ ~ I ~ ~ I ~ ~ <~, I ~ ~ I I ~ V , L I ~ ~ ~ ~ J C ~ In (Ither cre.lllve contnlnrttonr m l~\T'h;n~leerlyco~~~~~~~tt~tl~ cluilr "cng~nccnn~:l,u~go,"tnatl~ tac l c q r mu~jqng,hutrheri's st111;~long rltol~,~s~u~;tgec~,,l~rs"'l'hcil~p.irlc - x ~ r , ~ o r d ~ t u~n~t t, ~~I t>~~ i ~of ~on

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UW gives students early Christmas present r's office to rclcase unofficial gradcs at thc cnd of tcrm Sanelle Dempster

\ lor o r slalf wcic ripirt wtlt "L.M Smwnl,rr, \lnilcnt rcn., of that I a e n lo ;I tor5 ~uc11,isSlepl~cn ~Sl~rzvdln]~smeii rommltrrr ~alledtlw ru~drcgr,alu.rte cmnc ~ c m c c i n05 t t gr.rde\ rrui hcmg n u & ~v,~ll.hle fix IIWf.J trnn untd Ilnoilic~algr.ale.;wll~~o\v I,cr\~ll.hlr q x r u l m s , which 1s ~ o m p m r dof at~~~,~t~," to ,tndintr Irfurc the fuUv graded ai\ocl.rtr drrn,, and we ~ I C C U ~ E C ~~ v r l l " ~ t o l . ~ ~ e ~ l,,mjqmcnn~~ I ~ c s ~ m ~ ~ h c a n o n s , " s ,'l'he ~ ~ d ~ mmmd , , ~ ~ ~ ~Srnatchcnu g~~c dttecledI.r\~gnr date Sruder~~cr;inIngon ro(>ncs~on hIo~rdn~,I)c~cmher121o\1cwthc~r ondrrgrrdoa~copcr.rt~onaconmlttirtorrh~rt~tr,thrundrrgr.idu.rtropcr~ t ~ r , n ~ c o ~ n ~ n t ~rc~nl?thr ~ c e , ~ i rm d ug r r d r for the fdl term Not ercry hrnccnd\~icdthrl<r,qstrilt 10rclcair "

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offic~algradrsrltot~ld Some cowscs, howmtt, were a two par1 scq\~cncc and studcntawuc hc nnllnblc tu i~uda,tsovcr.It c n d q not burr whcthrr t h r y h ~ d p a a i r dthc p c n d 'To aey that g a d c a h.wr not fx\t L U I I I X 111 order to m r d for lhr Irccnrt.lrardr.al1~r,mtl~ep~st,w~~111d

IIndctgr.rdu.~tcupccalmrts h:~rc s n c r .#%reedthat irlr:c,mg n n u f f i ~ d ~~.~dr~,.~ttrrrxam~areovcrnt~du~rral ntne, would he mote .rppropnatr.

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EAT IN ORTAKE OUT HOURS: Monday t o S a t u r d a y 11 00 a m. t o 8:30 p.m. 55 Northfield Drive, E., Waterloo (Davenport& Northfield, besideTim Hortons)

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shonkl not h d d gradcr un .t bdmn swaps Imtrdoron Ilwr conrsc~~chsslcr~rtttl d t c r iin.~lcx.un\ arc o \ r r 'Two year\ .~go,~~~Ir~w non~thrlr\\appear nulil m(&est.:ts t l ~ e y w e ~ e l < > ~ i d111c edtt~~o s i c ~ e m hst,~ff'lheolfirec,f ) thc K L ~ irrr.tr had rccmml rontrrna finmthr v n l m w academa dcp.mtmenri rtrat btuilrnts, d o ol~r.unrdgrxdec 11ra1 would prcvrnl them from ptogtr5,lnglo l r l ~ f~ntfierr~r~tlscstll .Ip.rm<u lar rrdqcct, ~ w u l dtontact thnr x a dctmdrparlrrrcnt\up~mri~nc~pn~~o~r ofa fn~ledar;ldcm~c clandmg.

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MacKinnon: words for PM

Feds abandon student council

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libsent councillors lcavc UW studcnts unrcprcscntcd Maria K. Marcano SPECIALTO IMPRINT

The lor~<,frluorurn<,nl~~nnhourmt<, .I recent l'edc councd rnectmg pre\ci~tcdtl~cpnr\.ycuf.mufficcl~nd$;ct ind a propoced clumge tn elecnon pr~ctdori.,Among uthcr finpowant tnimrrb 'Il~e~neent~gwachcldon Ocroher 191ntheSI.(' 'lhclo~~oiqunnarr,rhe nrlnwnun nonrhcl c , i votmg rncrnhcrs trqulrrd to para a motmn, rc d t r d i n m rl~ecle~~crn~reoftwoco~mCIIIOIS .i~c~,rililqt~~brdsprrudmt(:hns Tdey, quomm W,IE lost t h r tlmw ~ ' last !car 11111~ C Y L nfttronc I h ~ mt i. e LicLcvrr tlut mo\t of the ahrenters

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The departure of two councillors left students' council impotent. . h t ~rounuliur P.ml LLhrnmn q r r r s "I think thatwe \hoddkx,k at ncw optloor tu .rvolrl luslngquorum m the h~hzre,that 1s the nsr of

tc1c~~l~o~~corwcl~-l~,~scdr~~tricre~w~~g ur r ch.mgi. sn hmv wc dttc~mlnc quotum,'' he a d Fonner Fcds ptcs~dcntYaacov Il;~nil nutril th.rt m rpruig I'YN, Ch.rrlc\ Kcrgrron .tttcndcd twoco~mLII rnccllngr ma corriixnce call "It was p l c t t ~dlsntplrvc hccauw ever" trr~couldnotl,cdcadrdupon.Twuof thcsc rtem, were the general office 1,udgct ,tnd a propo\ec\ n e w elccno~l procedure "Forh~r~ately,l~<,th<,fthrir ~tcrnrwoddl~hclyhavcIx.cn scothnck . tncomrmttrr ~ J T V A ~Su~t'anutashad as it could have been," IIrlmrr a d . Smce rhegener.iloffice budgetwas not passcd, lkds would h , ~ \ cto fmchon w~thoutharmg .r drtinitc budgct for p a w g tor crnrral :tdnmuitr.mun mdvanoos srmces ".hother part of thc ptublcm IS o u r o m - n c e of trle o r d e n confcrcn~ln&: Surcly wc can figwc i t our," llrlmer w d

UW Web-learning research gets $1.14 million federal funding fir LORNET project Denise Belfon SPECIALTO IMPRINT 'lheNanmlSc~er~ces;~~~ilEn~~rrm~~; Research (.om~cll(NSERC) has an l~ornlcedn 97 5 onllmn contnhutmn to I ,OKNI,,'I',ancwNSIIKC rcscarrh network t h a t d d r v r k , p t~x,lsnrrdrd to crrntr rffrchvr. mtrmcuvr web hmcd tr,utrmgroursesar~dprograms. LOKNET, Lrarmng Object Kcposltomes Nctmrk, has &stnhutrd thr federal f m h g to sm campuses XIrludtog Stmon PraserUnwerstty, the Liruvcrs~qof Saskatchewan, thcUnrx r s q of On~waand UW. "T.0RNF.T plans to do research onnctworked rcposrtoncsofleanslng objects, whch rrpmaent the key element m today'\ malor mtrmaao~ml trends m dxtance learnmg. Lean~mg ohject repositones arc used ro make

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dclv~trgtolo cmhes mnxwlvmg pet ttrn ,mJ! sts~~~dmadunemteUlgmcr. ' I h ~rworkwll lxpat n,,lly wpportrd firm twolocalcon~by~onti~lxmonr pamrs, Pattern Ilfbco\.cr! Software Systemsm d \'mcrEn;tbIqS) itcrns 'l'cchradogy '1licprojecthasf~-rrach mgunphcaaoni fat thr ~voluuonof thclntcmct ;mdT,ORNRI"sresczd~ mil help make proyrsi UI mrthodr oftachmgd~st~rcecduc~tlo~~co~s NSEKC helps to pro\de grants for

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and xhool hoards, b y p p h desigil~ ers, m markcung, on tclcmsmn and thc l ~ sgee\ t on. Rang Famhar mth both platforms, students who take thew courses wll be better prepared for experiences in thc work world. In the future ~t would bc to thc

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An enchanting evening with Eric English professor, author, and judge Arda Ocal IMPRINTSTAFF

rclated end up lmng linked. That's part of the amusing thmg about it in away.Thingsthat seemqutesepmtc from the major thlngs that arc gmng on; by thcend o f ~ t y o usce aconnrcaon between them." 'Cheutleofthe booklsrathercoo1usmg.McCormackexpluns: "[Dutch W~fc]IS a t a m 1lcarncd when 1 aras ln northern Australla o n sabbancalandtherewcrealotofDutch peoplc thercwhohavcmoved to that aresmthcIa~t100ycars.lt'sactuallya p~llowthat . r,eoplc . put . between their legs to preterit gutting sweat rashca, hccauscmthc trqxc?~t'aso hot,espec~allvforneonlewhoaren't used t o ~ t .

.. .. ..- ....- . ..... Eric McCormack, author of The Dutch Wife, is also a professor at St. Jerome's.

Architecture students' seven sins haunted house TheSeven Mortal Sinsare transgressionsfatal tosmooth human functioning on the road to reaching satisfaction. Nothing is scarier than confronting your deepest desires, but who would realistically turn down a chance t o be satisfied? On October 31",Halloween night, the School of Architecture is giving youtheopportunity to pay homageto your silenced urges during a night of guiltless self-indulgence. This will be the last of its kind t o be found on campus before the program's future movetothe newcambridgefacilities. They are offering a bumpy ride through hell, where the reasons for sinning are good ones. The dreadful domicile will be crafted out of part of the ES building. Ticketsare availablefor58 in advancefrom the table set up in the SLC or $10 at the door. A WATcard will be required to be presented at the door, along with valid photo ID for those of drinking age. Underaged students are more than welcome, and students may also sign in non-UW guests at the door.

Adam Johns

SPEIALTO~IY~PRKT Wednesday ( )IIW:I ' T ~ l l l tu ~~n~ {j),,,. ( . d l l ~irwml ~t b t q aqr~ashv a r b e ~Immi fur w e e l w d I lc mfi,rnr\mc t l ~ o l l cIlns \pent nvr, di! \ 11, emcrp c ? m~th(ngnwn t,,vn;ul-filiingp;iln mil r i i i n m g nmrphmr mr,meni,o4~.Hc ll,~,alhc, procucrd a tcmpui;rty hanci~cappcdIps\\ , i d n renrrd ('n<ldlnrEwlil.rdct , ~ i l n i . c t ~ ~ c l athi s\~~n s~dcwalk,and a\ \urli 1s no longer ~nlirr\lcdln 5p1ts. 7 j,.,m l',nints c.~llto ~nfi,mlm r lhar plane o c k a l i ~ ~ ~ n i h a s l ~ c c ~ i p i ~Trrth?old'~gir rch~isc~l nmocu f& ,atpm slrurde, gir a ndr t<,a~rport t r u m fnend,y c d rn<,neion \x-ine,\wmin, and wng''pk,). b"nsucce\\ful Kcsolvctohen~mr finanually nrdcpcndcnt as soon a\ pw\ible 7.lOp m KcmAc prcvious risolutx,n. 1 l p . m Drxi with roomlnarrs I < , i\lorty'\, hlcGmiis', Fmsros, T.:i51 h d e blmo's, m d hnallyMc~\lulito'5,~niffi,rii~~fii~dcl~capi~t~~~~~gs. Settlr ~ , n Mchlnllm's. T r o n d l y rcalvc mmc funds spem m p s than wlngs.

Thursday i p z ~ArrweolPeor%r,nhrp<,rt~nTorocrto. Kecogn~zrexncmcl) ~ l t r a n ~ vgirl c l n m ~Iilgh sclronl. hvhellonnd havcpolnccom ?rsauon. 6p.m D ~ n n e r u l t hfiunll! 9p.m Kclatc ralc ofthfs aiternonn's pasmnarc ,urpi:mc-bathroom \ex with hot g r l from hl@l iclmol to fncnds d u n g pool gatnc. 9:Oip.m 'i\dmii 11'. Rccrr\e thrnshtngwth

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Friday

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Alrhough wmc m y ,+plaud the govenmcnt fbr thca ifforts to protect us voungpcrsoix from tho\i n a s h milucemcnts, rh~sact rn,xl~esal~,roC~ntzre\unga~aun~pn~,n~.l~adverusmg rcall) cnough to ~nflucnccus to smiAi? 'Chis enllrcleg~il.rtrr,n~s hkcan:mmalcurpuppct-shorn, thcgo~ernmrnlpulls sumi slnngs to make thc fdrpcopledanrr around o n the \rage andma!e ~ h .co l d i n ~ c . r m ~Inl ~renlity.tl~epla) . ~snotmuchmoreIhan a ~ ~ u p l ~ ~ f s h~de:t\ odd) hcwn tugrther wi.ld~threads ofmske-helievc Yes, ~ h j lig~slauon s may causc .&nu-tobacco Awcates to lump rr, lhiir ftcr and app1:md madly 1loacver, I thnk t h s IS another prme cnarnple~,frhegoi~erntnenr'sfillb~l~tyn,addrc\a ~~~ssuca~~tterUya.Peuplesmokchrcause they can buy the cigarittcs. If rhcy had nnorhrng lo smoke, cornrnencals and ailvcrus~ngfor thcm would be ~rrclev;mt. Alth<,ughlam\tronglyapunst publ~smokmg, 1 am not sugest~ng(:anada ban ail ugarcttrs. I am lust r r y q to shed llght to the rcal r s u e and a\ always,dlc govcrnrnent's dramanr perfomxmcc of d c - s t c p p n g ~ tUnol . the government take\ an actmn that wdl result 10 a reduction of stnoking, I mggcst thcy burr out.

Sunday

Lcetll. l l p m 1 'z.mG,nvcrsiw~thg~tnpyfr~cndr,n rhet~,p~rofc~,rporatetnfluenccm Can,~da'\fiscal p h c y . \%'hat stans out as ~ntehgentd~alogw quickly dcgencfiite5 due to urcdoc\c and (:ourvos~errrulen from parents. Realm my opmmnls nu k,ngcrv&d when 1forgct my q c , kx,katmydnvc<\ltcci~cchxadue,and srdlcan't Monday figure It ,"I

Saturday

I I a.m (;o~<,(;randma'sh,,usr firbrcakfxst. Eat lbpby'r H d m ~ cIt Or- N o t sized portion of

12p.m. Dropped off at x p o r t , see hot g frornhghrchurdon fl~ghtonceagaln.Actua do havc sex w ~ t hhcr t h s tmc. i p m Admit ro ljmg egan.

rnms to use t n b a r a pmlucti md the r a - t qumt dcpeodence on them"

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0 For several weeks volunteers have been raising money t o benefit pediatric cancer research. Each campaigner will receive donations until reaching their goal. All those who reach their goal will receive a generous head-shaving. The event is being put on by the UW chapter of Smiling over Sickness. The group volunteers at local hospitals and tries t o make sick children smile.

S.I.N. SUNDAYS with D J MUFFY WTTA THE BEST OF TAR 8 0 s . 90s

The first event will be open t o members of UW residences. It will be held in the Great Hall area of the SLC at 7:00 p.m. The second event, open t o all UW students, will take place in the PAC during half-time of the basketball game. Both events are on October 31.

0 Smiling over Sickness is still accepting pledgers at their booth in the SLC.

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Student's short film showcases UW talent Jenna Holko -SPECIAL TO IMPRINT

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should take anythng more from a then 11's great,certalnIy, hut it's not a requrrmcnt." When asked about h ~ spast filmmahng experience, Thibeau admttcd that many uf h s projects dld notturnoutaswdas 1KnowYoi*Fmm

The presentation ofthe IVO characrersm t h e t i h e suchthat,when one Two strangers stand w a i o q s t s bus of thcm sugcsts a place where they stop, awkwardly fahng In the~rat m q havc mct, thc othcr a suddcnly temprstocastin~~iliscreetglancesatone dressed appropriately. Somcwhm. anothcr. I'or example, the boy proposes AFtctcrappl~4ngavanetyofbaseball The young man finally breaks thc that they may havc encnuntcrcd cach analoges to 111sBlmmakmg efforts silence, saymg to the woman besrde other at a local swimming pool and (whch 1 must sadly report were beinstantly thc p l a clad m a batlung h m , "I'm berry, but I think I know yond my sportdefic~mtundersrandamt, water is dr~pptngfrom her har, you from somewhere" and thus heitl~,heconfcssed,"ifThadashredof p s the tumultuous su; minute ensplashmgcxn be heard anda hfeguard Ir,g~cIwouldhavc stoppcddomgthus counter thntis thcfilml Know YouF'mm w h d c blr~w\. a long ltme apt and I havc only hccn Snniewbcre. Dcscnhed as "a pracucc m m\ud dorngtt forthreeactdahalfy~ar\.But While "tumultuous" may be a b ~ t and au~l~toypercept~on,"thesmooih- what1 have been throueh w ~ t hI?. the ness of the scenano uansmons 1s esof .ulcxa=erauon, t h s h h IS a very flmd, pn,fcs&,nal kmking pxcc 1 acno;il,a\cachact<,rch;mgcsc<,sulmcs found quarntly humnurous and efSIT times and there are more than 30 sound cfficts used in thc film. furdc\4) mpyublc. Thfsmoviewasfilmed tn onlyonr 111sn story t o w h ~ r hmarnyuntrer4%) at a bus stop ~n Waterloo. K'h~lc s q mdcollegestudcntsc,~nrclare;hoj mccts grl; g d can't rcmcmber buy; hoy 15 attracted to gxl, whom he IS desperately rry~ngturecall from what turn, out to h~ an alcohol-~mpund tI~;ir"pc~~~~liw~~uIdgctthcwc~~ngidr~ about the tilm and that they would memoq. rhmk 1W;I\ tgmng n, 5.1) ar~mctlimg." J:md Thhrau, 2% fourth-yrar m dent at1 T\C',ss thec,~-fo~~nnIe~of(:u~-'The iilm l a nn olwous cornment a n ,In "rhc f,ulmgs of rrrrln,,r) ,m<I r ~ n gK o o n r I loor Picture$ and I \ tlrt thr pmcris 11, ulucli w e aucmpt to restore miormmonin bolh our short tcnn and long trrm tncmrq " 'I'hilxeu funher defines h ~ w-orli \ saimg,"cierytl~~n~I'm trylngtosq~s out Ihirinn thchcr~~i~ilnd~fanyhody

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Girl forgets boy inThibeau's filmlKnow YouFrom Somewhere.

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that othergreat 20"'centunr\rylc,Iliea. thorhcrmtrresnne oiece~snchalr

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A night at the grotesque burlesque

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Marilvn Manson at Copps Coliseum

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Last Friday nghtat Columbiakefidds Arcna, Warriors' h a d coach Karl Taylor made lus much-anuclpatcd dcbutbch~ndthe bench ofaWaterloo men's hockey team, aclub thathe has vicd to transform by cream~gawnse of;lccountablhry. However, Taylor's first m c t o cclcbratron ~ wdl have to remam on the shelf so to spcak aFtctcr the Wnmors lost 1-2 m ovcrdme to the WestcrnMmtangs last Friday. Afteranrm<,uonalpre-gametubUte at centre Ice to the passmg of Warnor Ron Obct, who wa\ gcoerd manager and assisrant coach last season,afaat-paccd tirstpenod ofwldenpen action got underway. The W.u-

come backand ae ttungsuplaterlnthe W~th3 34 left m the w e the Mus per~nnrallydorn~nantWestern squad second p m o d The Warnors' first wngs'JusunDavlscap~&ed~ndosc ~ r finally brokc o n Gouthro and re took the lead 2 who pmbnbly expected their oppo marku came ~ f tthcy ncno tos~mplyrt,Uoveranddeasthey outoftharzonc,m\hcd th~lengthof 1 However, less than 15 seconds frequently dtdlastseasononthenway t h c m andslmply ahotth~puchonan later, Westem took a very UMeces to earnlngju\t onewm all year How h they had been \ary hooktngpenalg.,whlch put t h ~ odd man ~ s after ever, Karl Taylor's no nonsmsc and h e m m d m the= own end for what Warnors o n thepowerplay Warrr nc\er my di atutude stem\ to have scemed to be an etumty Trevor loo qmckly took &l:rlvantage of the t ~ k i nhold (rraham was credaed w ~ t hthe fmal ucuauon m t h fleeung ome o n tht goal ofthegamc,whrch camewthjust clock when h h e n e r n a u v e Kevm Netrn1nder5cott(muthroputop a C ~ forth^ L Wwrmrs and m d e L under m ~ I U ~ CleftI 111 thc ~ e c o n d Hurleythrewabeauafdcross Icesau numbiroftop n ~ ~ t c h s a v e s ~ n d u d m penod g CLI p a v to fifth year vetM~ke ~ A f t e r t h ~ ~ c o r e l ~ ~ , ~ r d ~un e m ~ nNinon e d who had muck m o n t h far ~ n u m b e r o f a t o p n r wlht udebehmd theWcsterndefenc~man Mwtmgs deployed a crash and bang hanged at 1-1 and w ~ t hume wtnd g down I" the affar, a feeltng of off the draw Nnon made nl, rm\ strategy tn front of Gouthro aU mght m TFIJW~dof~nccme~~cohpridmfront "tht n e \ t g o a l w ~ n s " \ ~ ~ mbem ~ d t ~ tak~mcloseandevened thescore at of ~ h nnet r We\terntookanearl) lead the alr I hc Wtmors, mugwed b l 2 2 Ar th~pucklutthebackofthe net bchmd Mustanggo&MkeRoyce, onabeaunfiduc tac toe,gwe and go C~rzham'sgna1,wcremuchmore ef shorthanded goal by M ~ k c t e c t l v ~ a t b o t h ~ n dofthermkm s the alarge opemngn~ghtcn,wderupt~d Stathopoulos, only to have Watcrloc, rlurdpend,wluchwasa h a n ~ l x x n ~ r lncckbrahon nor, held themownearlyon aganst a

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