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JUSTICE IS SERVED

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One Riverside County murderer finally got sentenced to death, after killing his own children.

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THE RUNDOWN

Complain about California all you want, but not only do we get the annual Rose Parade, but we also had the first gay marriage to be featured too!

RADICALLY BRILLIANT

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Experience the diverse range of sounds by Canadian band, Islands.

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Edgar Sosa: A Ralph Lauren wearing hip-hop artist with an affinity for raw music . . . and it’s our band of the week!

PORTAL TO THE PAST

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Nothing screams “1960s” better than Edward Byrd’s iconic poster art.

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Her gives falling in love with technology a whole new meaning.

Fine flautas and chimichangas right in the heart of Norco, all thanks to Doña Luisa’s.

Enjoy some classic, transcendental folk of Black Bear and the Cheyenne Autumn Band . . . or get down with Snoop Lion in the desert.

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Death and Dismay A murderous father finally gets sentencing

By Alex Distefano

On December 19, a Riverside County jury opted to put a man to death, for the 2001 murder of his own two-month-old baby girl, Montana.

The little girl was killed by her father, 39-year-old Jason Michael Hann, while the two, along with the baby’s mother, Krissy Werntz, were staying in the IE area. “We believe they were only here for a few months at the time Montana was murdered,” said Riverside County D.A. spokesman John Hall. “It was likely six months or less.” News reports claim that Hann and his girlfriend Werntz lived a nomadic lifestyle and did not have a permanent residence. Hall said that records indicate that Hann and Werntz did temp work, through a local agency at the time, with Werntz working more than Hann.

According to news reports, the remains of the baby were sealed in a bag and kept in an airtight plastic container.

The container was found in a storage unit, in the state of Arkansas, in early 2002.

Hann and Werntz rented the shed, but they fled, when they could no longer afford to pay for rent.

The couple was arrested in April 2002, while staying at a motel in Portland, Maine. Just a day after the arrests, police also discovered the body of another one of the couple’s children in a storage unit in Arizona, this time an infant boy. Much like the little girl’s body, the boy’s remains were also wrapped, and sealed tight in a plastic container. According to police, the boy was murdered in 1999, in the state of Vermont.

Police and news reports indicate that both children died of blunt force trauma.

In the case of the little girl, killed in Desert Hot Springs, prosecutors say that Hann brutally beat the little girl, even using an object to smash her skull, which led to her death.

Hall said that while the details of these crimes are ghastly and unfathomable, it gets worse. At the time of their arrests, police also found evidence that the couple was abusing their one-month-old son at the time. The boy was taken into police custody, with severe lacerations, broken ribs and retinal hemorrhaging.

Hall told the Weekly that is unclear whether or not drugs or alcohol directly played a role in these inhuman, vicious killings. “Hann admitted to psychologists having a history of drug use,” Hall said.

“But, no details as to whether or not he was using drugs at the time of Montana’s murder came out in court during the trial.”

Hann was convicted of second-degree murder, in the state of Vermont in 2006, and sentenced to 27 to 30 years in prison.

“His being convicted of another murder gave our office the ability to pursue the

death penalty in this case,” said Hall.

“Under California law, the decision to seek death is made solely by the elected District Attorney, so in this matter, D.A. Paul Zellerbach made the decision to seek the death penalty.”

But, why did it take so long for Hann to be extradited back to California to face charges for the murder of his baby daughter? “Part of the delay in bringing Hann to justice here in Riverside County was because of his murder case in Vermont,” Hall told the Weekly. “That case went first, because the murder there took place in 1999, and so the prosecution and

subsequent sentence in that case came before we could bring him back here for our murder trial. He was convicted in 2006, and we had him extradited here in 2009, so we were able to get the trial before a jury in less than five years which is actually a relatively short amount of time— especially for a death penalty case.”

Hall said that Werntz is also being charged and tried a codefendant in the murders, but her trial is being delayed, due to issues with her attorneys. She has a pre trial court date on February 10, 2014, while Hann will be formally sentenced to the death penalty on February 21, 2014. IE

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By Alex Bradley

Wednesday, January 1

Who gives teenagers professional grade fireworks? I mean, honestly . . .

Who would seriously think that was a good idea? The same pimple-faced miscreants that plague our restaurants and movie theaters on the weekends, the same annoying little sh*ts that think they know everything and treat the world like their own garbage can. Well these turds are definitely able to get a hold of whatever they want, and do—point in case, New Year’s Eve. Don’t get me wrong! I’m not a stick in the mud, I like to get down—especially on a holiday with friends, but blowing up branches and possibly your own hand with professional grade fireworks seems a bit excessive. Is that really necessary?

Thursday, January 2

Can we just revel in the fact that California is awesome, and even though the Rose Parade is lame, lame, lame—this year at the New Year’s Day Rose Parade, the first same-sex marriage took place on top of a wedding cake float? So friggin rad.

Aubrey Loots and Danny Leclair exchanged vows New Year’s Day in the first samesex marriage during the Tournament of Roses Parade. Throngs of spectators cheered as the men, dressed in dark suits, faced each other and held hands before the Reverend Alfreda Lanoix, who officiated the ceremony aboard the AIDS Healthcare Foundation float. The Pasadena Tournament of Roses, which puts on the parade, said the float represents this year’s parade theme, “Dreams Come True.”—ADORBS.

Friday, January 3

Today is J.R.R. Tolkien’s birthday. You know, the genius that is responsible for bringing us The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings and Smaug the amazing ego-maniac of a dragon. Well listen here Smaug . . . don’t f*ck this day up for us. You can roll around in your stolen treasure all you want, but oh my gawd, shut up. Stop talking your nonsensical jibber-jabber, and get to steppin.’ This day is sacred to the nerds and geeks of the world (which is pretty much everyone nowadays) and they’re not afraid to cut a hater. Tolkien should be rejoicing in his magnitude and fame, up in the magical cloud lands, and he doesn’t need your loud ass to pollute his celebrations.

BULLETIN NORCO APPROVES OFF-TRACK HORSE BETTING Norco is well-known for being the center for all things country, from horses and rodeos to line dancing and all other epitomes of country life (in the IE). Now the self-titled “Horsetown USA” is taking it a step further and will soon be home to an official horse racing restaurant and bar. According to the Press Enterprise, the California Horse Racing Board approved Norco’s submission to organize an off-track betting program for the venue. Interestingly enough, only 15 “mini-satellite wagering sites” can be open in a single racing zone (the southern zone is made up of Riverside, Orange, San Diego and Imperial county).

Even with the recent closure of the Hollywood Park last month, those planning to open the new establishment are positive that horse racing is still a popular sport and has plenty to offer for locals as well as the city. About 80 percent goes to player and the remaining percentage (in decreasing value) is given to state programs, racetracks and horse owners, mini-satellite facility operators and the city. The currently unnamed steakhouse, sports bar and betting parlor is planned to open later this summer IE

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Saturday, January 4

I’m sorry, but if you believed the hoax that today, affectionately known as “Zero G Day,” was actually a real anti-gravity day, you’re about to get some knowledge dropped on ya.

Supposedly, due to the combined gravity of Jupiter and Pluto, you will be able to jump in the air and float for just a couple of seconds today. I can’t even begin to explain just how wrong this claim is. After all, the physics of the statement is so wrong, the claim about Pluto and Jupiter is super wrong and it’s based on a joke made by an astronomer nearly 40 years ago! HA! If you want the math, then here you go: Even if you add all of the planets together, they pull on you with a force less than two percent of that of the Moon. Simply put, the planets are just too far away to have any real effect on you. By the way, the Moon orbits the Earth on an ellipse, so its own gravity fluctuates far more than the combined strength of the planets every two weeks. Note that you cannot float in the air every two weeks.

Sunday, January 5

Bradley Cooper is 39 today. I’ll take a gravitational pull into that guy. BAM!

Monday, January 6

Cold front hits the Midwest today, with potentially life-threatening temperatures. HA! Sorry . . . California is a nice 68 degrees, with bright and shining sunlight and clear skies.

Tuesday, January 7

So . . . last month, U.S. District Court Judge Robert J. Shelby ruled that Utah’s gay marriage ban was unconstitutional. But mostly-Mormon-Utah wasn’t going to let that be the end of it. Gay couples will have to put their wedding plans on hold. If the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals affirms the judge’s ruling, then gay marriage will be legal in Utah. It’s likely that whichever side loses its case in Utah will ask the Supreme Court to weigh in on the constitutionality of gay marriage. The U.S. Supreme Court temporarily blocked the judge’s order that allowed for gay marriage in Utah until the case is discussed more in depth. That order will keep the state’s ban on same-sex marriage alive until a federal appeals court has a chance to rule on the judge’s decision.

Isn’t it funny that the same state that prides itself on its mainly Mormon residents— who have historically advocated for polygamy and multiple-wife-marriages—now is trying to pass laws to ban gay marriages? Are they really in any kind of place to judge marriages? Bigotry much? IE

BY Gustavo Arellano

BY Chuck Shepherd

News of the

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LEAD STORY

¡ASK A

MEXICAN! Dear Mexican: How do we humanize the illegals in this country? My reasons for asking this question are many, but mainly a very personal one. I’ve been in this country illegally for 16 years, y ya chole no?

For sixteen years I lived my life like anyone else: going to school and working. Eventually I became a teacher for the public schools. It is too long to explain how I did all this. I knew it would come to an end at some point—as the gringos say, the shit would hit the fan eventually.

Well. it has, and now I am a nanny to my best friend’s kid. We were talking one day and decided that if anything were to happen, if I was arrested or in trouble for some reason she may be the one to be judged as a bad mother for leaving her child with a criminal such as myself. You, see I am no criminal.

I’ve never done anything wrong.

I was brought here when I was 14 years old, so I had no choice. The only wrong I’ve done is run across with the rest of mi gente; the only difference is that I didn’t know why I had to do it. I was only obeying my family. So how do we share this with the rest of the world so that they see that us mojados are people with feelings, families, friends, schooling, hobbies, ideas and ambitions? We’re only missing a few papers along the way.

Tu Paisa Jarocha Dear Chica from Veracruz: Easy—by telling your story and that of people like ustedes to the rest of America until you’re azul in the face. By calling your local politician, from school board members to Barack Obama.

And, finally, by telling everyone to no longer refer to undocumented folks as “illegals”—unless it’s a satirist with a point, of course!

You’ve poked fun at the guardians of Cervantes before, so I just had to write to you now that I’ve finished reading the 1962 Walter Starkie

translation of Don Quixote. Since I had very little trouble understanding it, I’m guessing that Starkie modernized the Spanish in addition to translating it. Have you read Don Quixote in the original Spanish, by chance? If so, would you say that the Renaissanceera Spanish is as difficult for Spanish speakers as Shakespeare is for English speakers? Also, is Cervantes required reading for Mexican high school kids as Shakespeare is for kids in the U.S.?

(I imagine it is for kids in Spain.)

Gabacha Que Lee Dear Gabacha: Cervantes in the original español is a chingadera to read, what with all those damn medial s locuras and forays into Old Castilian when the Man of the Mancha speaks, but it’s far more palatable than reading a bunch of “anons,” you know?

Starkie’s translation is fine, but más mejor is Edith Grossman’s version.

And, finalmente, Don Quixote is not required reading for Mexi prepa kids,— but Condorito sure is.

I get that gabachos complain about all the wabs sneaking across the border and taking jobs from gabachos, and that Mexicans complain about all the Guatamalans sneaking across their border and taking jobs from Mexicans. Who do the Guatamalans complain about, or are they at the bottom?

Living in Brasil but Like Watching America. But Unlike Mexico and America, Looking Forward to our Copa do Mundo Dear Carioca: Death squads.

Ask the Mexican at themexican@ askamexican.net, be his fan on Facebook, follow him on Twitter @ gustavoarellano or ask him a video question at youtube.com/askamexicano!

At least two U.S. medical schools so far are early adopters of Dr. Benjamin Lok’s and Dr. Carla Pugh’s “Robot Butt” for teaching doctors-intraining to properly (and compassionately) administer prostate exams. The robot, bent over a desk to simulate the patient profile, has sensors to alert the students if they dig too deeply or quickly for comfort. Other sensors enable a check on eye contact to evaluate “bedside manner.” (News of the Weird reported a similar innovation in 2012 by Nobuhiro Takahashi, whose model’s “sphincter” has the ability to “clench up” if the probing becomes too distressing.)

THE CONTINUING CRISIS

Neuroscientist James Fallon, fascinated by the brains of serial killers, experienced a seminal career moment in 2005 when he realized that his own brain scan was a dead-on match for the typical psychopath’s. Subsequent self-examination revealed him to be, he said, a “pro-social psychopath,” displaying traits similar to a killer’s (aggressiveness, low empathy) and different (“killing” opponents only in games and debate, with little compassion for their haplessness). “I’m kind of an asshole,” he admitted, according to a November report by The Smithsonian, “and I do jerky things that piss people off.” Fallon failed to break bad, he guesses, because he “was loved (growing up), and that protected me.” He figures he has not kicked his pathology but rather strives “to show to everyone and myself that I can pull (this balancing act) off.”

Sucker’s Game: (1) Homeless man James Brady had his New Jersey state benefits cut off in October for “hiding” income. He had found $850 on a sidewalk in April and turned it in; when no one came forward, it was returned to him, though he was unaware that he needed to report it as “income.” (2) A 16-year-old Fox Chapel, Pa., boy realized at a football game in September that he was inadvertently carrying a pocket knife and conscientiously turned it in to a security guard—which earned him a 10-day school suspension. The school’s “zero tolerance” rule, said the boy’s father, “sends a message (that) you should probably lie.” (3) Betty Green was fired as clerk at the Speedway gas station in Lexington, Ky., in November when she “just said no” to an armed robber, who smiled and walked out. Company rules require always giving up the money. Said Green, “I don’t think anybody knows what you are going to do until it happens to you.”

In November, the senior class president of Northwest Christian University in Eugene, Ore., “came out”— as an atheist. Eric Fromm, 21, is apparently popular on campus, and an ABC News report revealed that he was under no pressure to resign or drop out.

Said the director of university relations, “All of our students are on a journey. . . .

We as an institution meet students where they are at.” Fromm said he was impressed with the school right from his initial visit. “No one was speaking in tongues or handling snakes, so I decided to stay.”

BRIGHT IDEAS

Not the Usual Modus Operandi: (1) The vandalism of Marion County High School in Jasper, Tenn., on the eve of a big football game in November was not, after all, the work of arch-rival South Pittsburg—notwithstanding the clues. The South Pittsburg markings were apparently made by Marion County teacher-coach Michael Schmitt, who was arrested. He told officers he was only trying to inspire the team (which lost anyway, 35-17). (2) Police in Urunga, Australia, charged teacher Andrew Minisini in December with taking three female students to a motel, giving them alcohol and seducing them—not into sex, but into vandalizing the residence of one of Minisini’s former colleague rivals.

DEMOCRACY BLUES

In November, Dave Wilson, a white conservative candidate for the board of the Houston Community College System, pulled off an astonishing victory over the African-American incumbent, by distributing campaign materials that made him—Wilson—appear to be black and thus the favorite of AfricanAmericans. Wilson’s brochures depicting black “supporters” were all, he later said, copied from the Internet.

RECURRING THEMES

In 2001, German computer repairman Armin Meiwes captured world attention when he was convicted of killing, and then sauteeing and eating parts of a Berlin engineer of particularly low self-esteem, who had offered himself on a German cannibal-fetish website. In November 2013, police in the German state of Saxony were investigating human body parts found at a bed-andbreakfast run by “Detlef G.,” suggesting the parts were from “Wojciech S.,” who frequented a cannibal-fetish website and who had traveled to meet Detlef—and that the parts had been found in an area of the grounds used for “grilling.” The investigation is continuing.

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By Bill Gerdes

P

ankration was an ancient Greek sport that combined boxing and wrestling into a varied fighting event that was a part of the Olympic Games and taken quite seriously by the Greeks. It was later adopted by the Romans, who, like with many Greek customs, found a way to sleaze it up a little, combining it with barbarian gladiatorial battles and generally making it dirty in their fun-loving Roman way. However, as Christianity swept Rome formally statesanctioned fun like gladiator battles and wine-soaked orgies were suddenly out of favor. Eventually the sport was banned by the Emperor Theodosius in 393 AD, thus marking the official end of “Party-Guy Rome,” although occasionally the new “Sober-Guy Rome” might be found to pine for the old days with a gleam in his eye.

Pankration today though is a UFC style-hand-to hand-cage fighting for kids (and also adults). It is a bare-knuckled (sometimes) little league for children and their parents-who dream not of making “the bigs” but instead competing in the big league of mixed-martial arts the UFC. And guess what? It’s incredibly popular in the Inland Empire. In a place where every third guy is wearing an “Affliction” t-shirt as he mad-dogs you in line at Starbucks, I suppose that’s not surprising. Clubs like Adrenaline Combat Sports and Fitness in San Bernardino and United States Fight League in Riverside boast youth teams that compete regularly in the sport.

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Or did. Until a group of modern-day killjoys like the aforementioned Theodosius started to attempt to regulate the sport in the beginning of 2013. Assemblywoman Susan Bonilla introduced bill AB1186 after she had seen a Pankration video featuring young kids competing in Pankration on YouTube. Concerned about a sport that featured a host of different rules and fighting styles involving children she decided to sponsor 1186. The bill, which was signed by Governor Brown in early October and went into effect on January 1, regulates but does not ban the sport. Age limits may now be set, and a doctor could now be required for all underage bouts. Karate and Judo tournaments for kids are unaffected by 1186, as is adult MMA style combat in the state. Pankration now hovers in a sort of murky-semi-legal status in California, much like marijuana, porn and just about every waking moment of Lindsay Lohan’s average day.

It was this overall lack of regulation and standards that led Assemblywoman Bonilla to introduce AB 1186 in the first place. As she explained to me she wanted the California State Athletic Commission to, “create a uniform standard.” Bonilla also believes that having a standard is in everyone’s interest.

Everyone, according to Bonilla, is concerned about the, “physical safety of the children.”

She stressed that even the UFC was supporting the new law. Bonilla came off as far less anti-Pankration than I had expected her to be, although when I asked her if she would have chosen to have her daughters in Pankration matches and sports she simply

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said, “We wouldn’t have picked that sport.”

Ah, but many do. I had to wonder why. Is it simply due to the innumerable televised UFC (and their competitors like Bellator MMA) matches?

Still unclear on just what a Pankration match looked like, I went to YouTube to check out videos of children fighting. Not only would this not have been possible in 1993, but I’m pretty sure I could have gone to prison for it. Just another example of technology making the world a better and slightly creepier place. The first video I watch is called “Pankration Kids-5.” The two eight- or nine-year-olds wrestle on a traditional mat—it’s basically wrestling.

The only really disturbing aspect is that one competitor seems to outweigh the other by 15 pounds. Amazingly, he seems to be getting the better of the exchange as he flips the smaller and seemingly younger boy around the mat, eventually getting him around the neck and locking him up with his legs until the referee finally breaks what is increasingly looking like a choke hold.

Next up is a clip from the 2011 Pankration championships in Vegas. Here the kids (again seemingly pre-pubescent) wear pads but they also throw punches and land kicks.

They have coaches that yell instructions to them as they fight. This looks more like UFC for tots, and as they repeatedly kick each other in the shins my bones ache. The production gives off a little-league-parentsfrom-Hell vibe.

And that’s before I watched “Pankration Kids 4,” a match that takes place on what looks to be some municipal beach on the

Gulf Coast of Florida. Again in this one, no pads, no striking, but the kids are literally fighting on the sand, while a typical beach tableau unfolds before them. There is little context for the match. Why are they fighting in sand? I feel an unlimited well of unpleasant adjectives spring to mind as I watch. Am I sickened? A tad. Creeped out?

Oh yes. Curious about just what is going on? You betcha. In short, my reaction to “Pankration 4” is roughly analogous to most people’s feelings when they run across a fetish porn video. This is probably not a good thing for an up-and-coming sport for children. On a side note, referees in the Pankration videos I watch give off the same sort of depressed hapless look of prowrestling refs during the 1980s; they even tend to look the same. I kept waiting for the Iron Sheik to smash one of them with a chair. It’s worth noting that everyone I talk to involving Pankration insist the referees are extremely well trained and qualified. No one could offer an opinion on the profundity of non-ironic mustaches being sported.

By the time I got off YouTube I was convinced that Pankration is just plain wrong, but I wanted to give the sport another chance. In many of the videos and photos I had seen online Adrenaline Combat in San Bernardino seemed to be a Mecca of sorts for Pankration in the Inland Empire. I decided to check it out.

The first thing you notice about Adrenaline Combat is the size of the place; it’s in a cavernous warehouse and there are a number of different sections. The second thing you notice is the cage. Painted black

and fairly small it still manages to dominate the entire gym, perhaps due to its talisman qualities. It seems to almost beckon people to step inside. Many of the fighting sports at the gym take place in the cage. It’s where the kids at Adrenaline put it on the line; in more or less the same cage they’ve watched their heroes on television fight on the various UFC shows.

Soon after I arrive I meet Chris Manzo, the manager and coach of the kid’s Pankration team at Adrenaline. Manzo has almost a ’50s style crew cut and tattoos; he comes off as extremely helpful and friendly throughout the night. I occasionally remind myself that he could kill me with his bare hands. Manzo explains to me that the Pankration they sanction at Adrenaline is under the rules of the United States Fight League, which he explains, “has the most rules.” Manzo also mentions that Pankration will now operate under USFL Pankration rules in all of California. Manzo even believes that AB 1186 is a net positive, saying, “somebody was going to get hurt,” under the old system, which was the sort of hodgepodge of rules and styles one can find on YouTube.

The kids start off their training by running short winds sprints on the cement floor that adjoins the mats. They all seem to be having a great time. One of them, Rueben, 14, has huge plugs, and stands out throughout the hour I watch as one of the most athletic of the bunch. The youngest runner is Chris’s own son, who is seven. There are two girls in the group of 20. A majority of the kids are Hispanic. After sprints they head to the mats to practice holds.

Photos by Kimberly Johnson Manzo goes out of their way to stress to me how safe the sport is and will continue to be under the new rules. Any moves that torque the body are outlawed, as are blows to the neck and head. He also mentions that unlike in MMA there are, “No awards for brutality.” Basically, the sort is judged on a point system like wrestling-there is no subjective judging. As he tells me this, my feelings about Pankration begin to change, as feelings often do when you actually meet the people involved. So far the most dangerous thing I have seen is when one of the younger kids runs sprints in slip-on shoes, which fell off during every sprint I saw him do.

The kids now begin to go inside the cage to spar. I’m curious why the necessity to fight and practice in a cage. The aesthetics of it are awful, and surely don’t do the sport any favors. Kids fighting in cages just looks barbaric. Why then bother?

“They like to fight in the cage,” Manzo replies. And just as likely the gym down the street has a cage so you better have one too or else customers might go somewhere else I imagine. There’s a definite marketing to the gym business these days and pity the old school gym that doesn’t have an MMA component to it; kids in cages is only one aspect of that, but perhaps the least appealing one.

I watched the kids spar in the cage for roughly 20 minutes. The most immediate aspect I noted was how good a coach Manzo is. He encourages the kids, is never mean or cruel, and actively interferes several times to make things safer. And Manzo

often steps in to tell kids to get their kicks and punches down. Yet a few concerns emerge.

Girls spar with boys, which is fine I suppose, but on the night I’m watching the two girls in the cage seem to be getting the worst of it.

I also witness a few jarring slams to the mat that leave the victims momentarily stunned.

By the time the kids are done though none really look the worse for wear.

Armando and Evelyn Espinoza have a son, Damian, who is sparring in the cage and has been training at Adrenaline for four years. They originally tried out soccer as a sport for Damian but he showed no interest. As for Pankration? “He loves it,” Armando tells me. I then ask about injuries.

Do they worry about Damian getting hurt?

“It’s always in the back of your mind,” says Armando. “But you know they’ll be alright,” adds Evelyn. And indeed on this night all of the kids at Adrenaline not only seem fine but to be doing what they love.

Chris Manzo says he’s never seen an injury at a USFL-sponsored event. But does that mean they’re not possible? John Heydt, Senior Associate Dean of Clinical Affairs at UCR’s School of Medicine told me that while, “There are risks in any sport,” Pankration was “probably at least as dangerous as boxing for a maturing brain.”

He also mentioned that there is a risk of concussions, lacerated spleens, and growth plate injuries with any contact sport. He also mentioned that, “A child getting matched outside his skill set,” in a Pankration match is a very real concern. At Adrenaline Coach Manzo stressed vehemently that matches like that did not take place under

USFL guidelines. But the possibility of preventing such possible matchups surely plays a part in the new legislation.

Heydt stressed the possible emotional damage to a child from being beaten up in a sport like Pankration as well. It is, “Not very good for their self-esteem or emotional well-being,” he told me.

Skateboarding is also dangerous, but few kids feel shame for messing up an ollie.

The shame of losing in such a physical sport, one-on-one for the entire world to see may be more than the average eightyear-old should be exposed to. Ultimately how one feels about Pankration becomes an emotional argument. For me, I can’t help feel for the kid who is losing his or her match, getting their butt kicked, crying in the corner of the ring.

At what point did we decide that kids needed to be such bad-asses? Is it smart to train your nine-year-old to a level that he can knockout the security guard at the mall? And do sports like Pankration lower us just a bit more as a society?

Having kids fight in cages feels a tad bit too Roman for my taste. While a sport like motor cross might be more dangerous, and some kicks in other martial arts more vicious, Pankration just feels like a bad idea. Regulate it? Sure. Let 1st graders compete? Maybe not. Let’s also hope for a day when the idea of kicking the shit out of someone becomes just a little less cool, a little less televised, a little less everywhere.

Kids in cages? Sure. It’s inevitable, but I won’t be watching. IE

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Band of the week

music

EDGAR SOSA

SWEET EMOTION Islands has plenty of variety in its quirky and hypnotic sound

By Simon Weedn

With 2014 only having just begun, leave it to Canadian indie rockers, Islands, to hit the ground running into the New Year. Starting on January 16th at Pappy & Harriet’s, the band will be rolling through the American Southwest and West Coast with Los Angeles’ own Haunted Summer in tow for two weeks before departing to Europe for even more dates. However, it should be no surprise that a band that’s released five full-length records and three singles in its mere eight-year existence would be starting off its year with such a flurry of activity.

Though the band has a considerable amount of material to choose from these days, frontman Nick Thoburn makes it evident that the band’s approach to composing its live sets is simple and focused. “I guess we just sort of pick the best of the bunch; the ones that are most well-suited for a live experience,” Thoburn explains. “It can be kind of tricky, but we try and switch it up throughout the course of the evening because there’s a lot to draw from and there are different moods and tones we can hit upon.” The band also has a ton of new material ready for the stage from its most recent album, Ski Mask, which was delivered only a few months ago, to treat fans to as well. “With the new stuff, the way we recorded it was pretty live,” says Thoburn. “Most of the tracks were done live in one take so they’re all suited to the live setting.”

Ski Mask marks the band’s fifth full length outing and shows the band continuing to move forward with an ample stable of interesting, diverse indie rock, in the truest sense of the genre.

The record is extremely clean and wellproduced with songs ranging in sound from the quirky and bouncy, “Nil,” that’s almost an indie-pop take on classic vaudeville style to intense, gorgeous anthems like “Becoming The Gunship.”

One possible explanation for the amount

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of range in style seen on the album is the period over which some of the songs were written. “A lot of the songs, at least half of them, had been sitting with me for upwards of six years; they’d sort of been lingering,” Thoburn explains. “I’d sort of put them aside because I hadn’t found space for them on any of the previous records. Then as I was putting together Ski Mask as a concept, as a theme, these songs that I’d been living with for six years finally felt like they belonged somewhere.”

It’s these songs from the past, combined with ones from the present style, that gives Ski Mask a bit of a grab bag feel, but also a strange sort of cohesiveness as well.

Though some of the tunes are radically different from others, they fit together, compliment and flow together really brilliantly. It also helps to consider when listening to this record, that Nick considers this a continuation of the band’s previous release, A Sleep & A Forgetting, which dealt with the emotions and experiences surrounding the breakup of Thoburn’s marriage. However, Ski Mask is not meant to keep on mulling over tragedy and disappointment, “It’s also about continuing and moving on,” says Thoburn. “It’s about accepting; the fifth stage of grief.”

Though the band has just released an album and its plans for the beginning of the year are pretty clear, the rest of 2014 lays wide open for the group and Thoburn makes it clear he plans to stay busy, “I’ve got a few tricks up but it might be too early to say, nothing’s written in stone, but I have plans.” If Ski Mask represents Thoburn making a bit of peace and moving on from the demise of a treasured relationship, then one can only imagine what will be coming next when he sets his sights beyond the sadness that’s gripped him for the last few years. IE Islands w/ Haunted Summer at Pappy & Harriets, 53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown, (760) 365-5956; www.pappyandharriets.com. Thurs, Jan. 16. $8.

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MEMBERS: Edgar Sosa.

CITY OF ORIGIN: Fontana.

KINDERED SPIRITS: Celphi, Lz$, Stevie Crooks and Snazz Gordy.

RECENT RELEASES: The Epidemic (Jan. 2012).

WEBSITES: www.edgarsosa.bandcamp.com and www.twitter.com/edgarsosa909.

FREQUENTS: The Common Ground (Riverside).

Clad in Ralph Lauren and fitted with an arsenal of rhymes, Edgar Zamora—reincarnated with the penname Edgar Sosa—is among the most talked about emcees of the area. It could be the very true excess of Ralph Lauren and early 2000 East Coast street wear in his wardrobe, and it could be his Sosa-esque flows—whatever it is, it’s made hearing his name on the hip-hop circuit pretty unavoidable. Let’s not forget to mention the kid has made friends in high places. One stop on any hip-hop blog worth a note will likely produce words of praise for the 21-year-old up-and-coming artist. With knowledge of these words of wisdom, inquiring hip-hop minds may want to pay attention. Young Sosa has a new album in the works and there’s even talk of an ambitious visual album. If the rest of the videos are anywhere near the slick quality of his newest single “Brown Skin Brown Liquor,” then the streets should be in for a treat.

Who are you and what is it that you do?

I’m the coolest Mexican American within a 1000 mile radius who wears entirely too much Ralph Lauren, and I rap from time to time.

Your social networks boast the term “S.U.S.H.I.,” can you tell us about that and what it means?

Everything I do is organic and fresh.

All my material is raw. The acronym S.U.S.H.I. stands for “Society Under Sosa’s Harsh Influence,” because everything I do is a mirror of the

society I live in. I’m a product of my environment.

In your music, you give a lot of shout outs to areas in the IE and things that are very unique to the Inland Empire culture. How has growing up in the IE effected your brand of rapping and do you feel the people or surroundings inspire you musically?

I’ve lived here my whole life, and it’s really all I know. I also kind of like that we’re the underdogs and we’re always looked at second when you mention Southern California. It makes us grind harder, and being an independent artist, that’s key.

Can you tell me about your new video you released Jan. 2?

I dropped a video for “Brown Skin Brown Liquor” [shot] on my recent trip to Chicago. I linked up with directors VisualMecca and they brought one of my personal favorite songs to life. I also have more videos in the works.

What other projects are you working on for 2014? Any shows, releases, etc?

Right now I’m really focused on dropping my EP S.U.S.H.I., which I’m aiming to drop April 2014—working really hard on it, and trying to make a video for every track. After the release, I’m going to start doing shows again.

Anything else you’d like to add?

Shout out to all my supporters that hold me down. You are appreciated. Make sure you keep an eye/ear out for my project S.U.S.H.I. BM$ forever.

(Kim Johnson) IE

arts & culture

The Marvelous Mr. Byrd The innovative art of poster design awakens San Bernardino’s art history

By Victoria Banegas

RAFFMA is a museum snuggly tucked away in the Visual Arts building at Cal-State San Bernardino. Although hidden, it is the only accredited art museum in the city, consistently securing its accreditation with the American Alliance of Museums year after year. I visited the space while the University was on winter break; no one was present but the gallery assistant, who sat quietly behind his desk, and myself. This gave me time to genuinely absorb the art and ponder in complete and utter silence.

Walking in to the gallery, I am almost immediately met by the gorgeous work of David Edward Byrd. A few steps in the door, a quick left turn and there it is, a hall of brilliantly designed images reminiscent of the 1960s. Byrd’s work is indeed from the ‘60s, in which time he worked creating posters to promote concerts for legends like Jimi Hendrix, Jefferson Airplane and Lou Reed. Other images Byrd added to his repertoire were iconic posters for theatrical hits like Follies and Little Shop of Horrors. Not only did Byrd draft out the posters by hand, he expertly constructed the finished product using various forms of media such as pastels and airbrushing. Still a working artist today, Byrd uses digital tools to render his beloved posters, even deriving inspiration from the past to create posters for artists like Prince.

As I enter this world of Art Nouveau and psychedelics, a large poster, titled The Byrd Show, greets me. This poster embodies the essence of Byrd’s work with the artist himself as the star, in a world of whimsy inviting one to relish in his creative wonder. More elaborate, a Jimi Hendrix poster placed at the end of the hallway, burning purple and orange, incorporates a hint of optical art to the series, showcasing Byrd’s many stylistic abilities as well as lending itself to the powerful and uplifting sounds Hendrix.

Like most poster art of the time, Byrd’s work is highly influenced by Alphonse Mucha and Henri de Toulouse Lautrec, who were highly influential pioneers in the art of the 1800s.

Much like artists of the past, Byrd’s posters not only served as commissioned posters for advertisement, they are extremely suggestive, whether it is a hand gesture, facial expression or spiritual symbolism. These images

revolutionized advertisement strategies, encouraging profound imagery and underlying narratives.

As I looked at Byrd’s posters, my eyes moved fluidly through the images as various details emerge, one right after the other, enhancing the poster’s purpose and sometimes creating humorous undertones. In his Jesus Christ Superstar poster, Byrd depicts a holy image of Jesus Christ with a microphone placed in front of him. With a closer look, one realizes how Jesus’s hand is held up as if tapping the microphone, or offering a blessing.

Clever and innovative, Byrd’s work helped shape the flower child image of the famous Fillmore East, forever signifying a time when rock n’ roll and spirituality came hand in hand. Various posters feature rock stars as divine beings, Jimi Hendrix with the all-seeing third eye embellished on his forehead and the members of Jefferson Airplane depicted as Ancient Egyptian royalty. Not only did the posters heighten the viewer’s awareness of the musicians, it showed the world how the artist himself held these people with the utmost regard. Byrd already knew that these people would become legends, celebrated

for decades to come.

One could not fathom what the world was like during the time that these posters were produced, only dream of it, when love was the only answer and musicians took their audiences on a musical journey of transcendence. Byrd’s work is just a link in a series of events that will forever connect us to this era, which was just as elaborate and colorful as the artwork created to accompany it.

It is artwork like this that one must cherish, the closest we’ll ever get to a time machine—a blast from the past—allowing us to connect to a moment in time that revolutionized music and opened doors for innovation and self expression. The 1960s will always live on through its music and powerful forms of art, powerfully expressive and visually captivating like the works of marvelous Edward Byrd. IE “Music to My Eyes, David Edward Byrd: Posters and Music-related Designs 1968-Now,” at Cal State San Bernardino, Robert and Frances Fullerton Museum of Art, 5500 University Pkwy., San Bernardino, (909) 537-7373; www.raffma.csusb.edu.

On view through March 15.

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FILM

CHINO

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CHINO HILLS

A voice from tomorrow Her aptly illustrates the personal isolation of our mechanically interconnected world

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CORONA

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By Carl Kozlowski

Emily Dickinson once famously wrote, “The heart wants what the heart wants.” That idea is put to an extreme test in the new movie Her, in which Joaquin Phoenix plays a lonely man who falls in love with his computerized operating system.

I realize that that last sentence is perhaps one of the strangest I’ve ever written, but in this new film by writer-director Spike Jonze (Being John Malkovich, Adaptation), Phoenix plays Ted, a guy living in a near-future Los Angeles who is struggling through a painful divorce that he can’t quite bring himself to finalize. Trapped in loneliness as he wanders the cold streets of the giant city around him, Ted spends his days as a writer of emotional special-occasion letters for other people who pay his company to have their most personal notes written for them professionally.

Ted stumbles across a kiosk selling operating systems—the small devices that power computers—that are programmed to speak conversationally through artificial intelligence. While the independently smart and talking computer HAL 9000 turned on its human supervisors in 2001: A Space Odyssey, Ted’s new system, named Samantha, opens a new world of intelligent and witty conversation to him, courtesy of the sultry and expressive voice of Scarlett Johannson.

As he retreats into a series of deep conversations with Samantha, Ted finds himself realizing that he’s more attracted to and interested in “her” than he is any normal human female.

And Samantha’s intelligence and emotional depths grow by leaps and bounds, leading them to fall in love and Ted admitting he’s now in a romantic

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relationship with what is essentially a smartphone.

This may sound like a strange plot, and it is. But it is also highly intelligent, unique, incredibly romantic and very funny, and the fact that Jonze and Phoenix are able to pull it off in a believable and richly emotional and thoughtful way is some sort of miracle.

On the surface, Her is essentially science fiction, but to label it that way is doing both the movie and millions of moviegoers a disservice. Jonze was inspired to create the film due to his divorce from fellow filmmaker Sofia Coppola, and it marks the first feature film that he wrote himself after prior collaborations with screenwriter Charlie Kaufman and adapting Maurice Sendak’s classic children’s book Where The Wild Things Are. Her is his first full-length movie for adults since Adaptation in 2002, and it is clear that it is a well-conceived labor of love for Jonze. I’ve seen Her twice now and found it mesmerizing on both occasions, with the second time deepening my appreciation after my first viewing already thoroughly impressed me.

But the most amazing thing in the movie is how Phoenix and Johannson make it work, with Phoenix offering his most charming and well-rounded performance to date and Johannson working the entire spectrum of emotion solely with her voice.

Rarely has a modern film offered so much to think about regarding the existence of love and how our connections to other humans are endangered in our evermore computerized society. Beneath its sweeping romantic nature lies a powerful message that if we don’t look up from our phones and away from our computers and TV screens, someday we may not be able to find each other at all. IE

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dinning guide

eats

DISCOVER DOÑA

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Find Norco’s Doña Luisa’s Mexican Grill on the road less traveled

Average price per entrée: Under $10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ $10-$20 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $$ Over $20 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $$$

By Ashley Bennett

I commuted to Norco College years ago, back when it was just an extension of Riverside Community College. In my routine, the longer I took the same route, the more familiar I became with the area and its less-thannoticeable smaller businesses I passed along the way. Years later, while avoiding the after-work backup on the 15-freeway, I took the once familiar side-streets through Norco again. Unlike what I had once seen years ago, I counted a number of new establishments—and the one that caught my eye the most was Doña Luisa’s Mexican Grill.

The small restaurant sits in a newer set of buildings; a location that sadly isn’t getting any attention from other tenants.

This particular shopping area is mainly a ghost town, there are hardly any businesses running there. That is, except for the glowing red sign emanating from Doña Luisa’s, inviting people in. Once inside, it’s hard to ignore Photo by Ashley Bennett the decor which offers a variety of brightly colored Day of the Dead prints.

The atmosphere is calm but lively. It’s a family restaurant where anyone from large groups to couples, Norco-folk to simple passerbys, are drawn to the light of the sign outside. For Californians, we’re like moths to the flame when it comes to a good burrito or enchilada.

At first glance, I thought it was one of those casual sit-downs—a place like Alberto’s (a popular Mexican food chain in the IE) where you have to get up to fill your soda or grab your own ladel-full of salsa.

While still offering takeout, their servers at Doña Luisa’s wait on your table, bringing a small basket of warm chips and a side of salsa, refilling drinks and taking your order.

The menu is bursting with both familiar and interesting items. Luisa’s Shrimp Quesadilla was a refreshing change from the typical dried-up cheese quesadilla from Taco Bell—it’s a gooey, wet amalgamation of jack and cheddar cheese in the typical halfcircle fold, covered in relleno sauce. Each bite yields the fresh taste of pico de gallo, cheese and occasionally, a bite of a juicy prawn— this is a real quesadilla. It’s a large portion of food for an appetizer; one that could easily be considered a meal. It was a sloppy mess, but who cares what it looks like when it tastes so amazing.

By choice of my dining partner, we

CLAREMONT

CHINO ordered something I wasn’t expecting to be any good—a chimichanga. It’s just my reaction to decline something that was an unpopular food on the cafeteria menu of an elementary school. Despite my imagining less than impressive versions of the dish, Luisa’s Chimichanga was a damn good redefinition.

The hardened exterior is the perfect opportunity for a wet burrito, slathered and filled with a medium-spiced red sauce that tingles the senses with every crunch. With the added pork and cheese mixed within, it was a deliciously crunchy adventure.

Crunch must have been on my subconscious mind because my Flautas Pequeñas, which came with two tortillas filled

with shredded beef and two with chicken, were cooked to crunchy perfection. Rather than being unequally cooked with brittle ends and a softened center, these cylindrical morsels were equally crunchy throughout.

Topped with a dollop of sour cream and guacamole, as well as a side of rice and beans, this dish is a good, healthy size. Hey, it’s the New Year. I have to at least try once before giving up on my resolution to eat less, and not more, per meal.

Of course, I was destined to fail the moment I saw the Apple Deep Fried Burrito on the menu. I’ve had deep-fried everything else, thanks to the L.A. County Fair, but this was new territory. The burrito’s warm, crispy exterior surrounded the addicting flavor of cheesy and syrupy innards.

My concluding thought—this was a night of crunchy, satisfying proportions. Doña Luisa’s menu is extensive, ranging from the more familiar Mexican cuisine to some unique dishes with cactus and a variety of breakfast items to boot. It’s got everything— why wouldn’t you check it out? IE Doña Luisa’s Mexican Grill, 3250 Hamner Ave., Norco, (951) 280-9549; www.donaluisasmexicangrill.com.

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SENOR BAJA. Got five bucks? Want a fish taco plate with rice, beans and a drink? Then go here. 14676 Pipeline Ave., Ste. G, 909.606.2100; www.senorbajarestaurant.com. $ SUSHI TEN. Hungry for a Mr. Brian Roll or the Senorita Roll? You’ll likely only find it here. 15463 Fairfield Ranch Rd., 909.597.1980. $$

THE AVOCADO HOUSE. Fresh breakfast and lunch cooking that tastes like it came straight from grandma’s kitchen. 11618 Central Ave., 909.627.9733.$$ Centro Basco Restaurant. The dishes range from a mix of Spanish and French cuisine.

13432 S. Central Ave., 909.628.9014; www. centrobasco.net. $$ Flo’s Airport Café. Order a large plate of pancakes and watch the planes fly overhead.

7000 Merrill Ave. #8, 909.597.3416. $ GREAT GRINDERS AND BURGERS. Grinders galore, with all kinds of meats and treats. Don’t forget the affordable daily specials, too! 12423 Central Ave., 909.464.0512. $ Joey’s Bar-B-Q. Known for their large portions and western décor, Joey’s boasts having the best ‘cue in the area. 3689 Riverside Dr., 909.628.1231; www.joeysbbq.com. $$ LA CREPERIE CAFE. Jazz, crepes and Cupcake Red Velvet wine; now that’s my kind of French restaurant. 3968 Grand Ave., 909.342.6016; www.lacreperiecafe.net.

LOS PORTALES MEXICAN GRILL & SEAFOOD. Among a few signature margaritas, this spot has a variety of Mexican food to choose from.

12542 Central Ave., 909.548.6660; www.losportalesgrill.net. $$ Owen’s Bistro. Award-winning contemporary cuisine in an industrially-chic environment.

5210 D St., 909.628.0452; www.owensbistro. com. $$ Pizzaioli Ristorante Italiano. Elegant Italian dining at a moderate price. 3920 Grand Ave. #A, 909.590.5454; www.pizzaioli.com. $$ RIVERSIDE GRILL. In the heart of Chino (not Riverside) lies a restaurant offering both healthy and satisfying meals. 5258 Riverside Dr., 909.627.4144. $$

CHINO HILLS THE BOILER. Like the name says, there’s some real steam kettle cooking right here—the pan roasts are totally choice. 4665 Chino Hills Pkwy. #I, 909.597.9098; www.theboilerskc.com.

BRUXIE. A fantastic menu of savory and sweet waffle sandwiches. Don’t forget to wash it down with a locally crafted sugar-cane soda!

13865 City Center Dr., 909.334.4162. $$ ICHIKAWA SHABU FONDUE & YAKITORI. Hook up your thin cuts of Angus beef and veggies and serve ‘em yer way! 4665 Chino Hills Pkwy. #A, 909.606.0080.

Ojiya. This tiny sushi restaurant is packed with customers every night and all weekend long.

That’s the best review we can give to potential new customers. 4183 Chino Hills Pkwy. #J, 909.606.8638. $$ ONE PLUS ONE DUMPLING HOUSE. Tasty Chinese cuisine that both Asians and non-Asians can appreciate. 14720 Pipeline Ave., Ste. B, 909.606.8088.

RA SUSHI. Japanese food for the younger, hipper set of folks in a stylish setting and signature rolls. 13925 City Center Dr., 909.902.0044; www. rasushi.com. $$

THE BACK ABBEY. Check out this vast assortment of delicious burgers, bass, schnitzel and a massive selection of ale. 128 N. Oberlin Ave., 909.625.2642; www.thebackabbey.com.

EUREKA! BURGER. Try a few layered burgers or salads with a massive selection of beer on tap.

Dig in!

580 W. First St., 909.445.8875; www.eurekaburger.com. $$ EURO café. Portuguese cuisine (with daily specials) is this café’s specialty, plus superb sandwiches and salads. 546 E. Baseline Rd., 909.621.4666; www.eurocafeclaremont.com.

Hip Kitty Jazz And Fondue. Come and enjoy an assortment of cheese, meat and vegetable fondues. 502 W. 1st St., 909.447.6700; www. hipkittyjazz.com. $$ INKA TRAILS. Small, intimate, with excellent food. Try out the Lima-styled fare and check out the Peruvian artwork. 1077 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.626.4426. www.inkatrailsrestaurant.com. $$ KiCKBACK JACK’S. This café scores big points on fantastic food and friendly staff. 701 S. Indian Hill Blvd., 909.482.1414; www.kickbackjacks.com. $ LA PAROLACCIA OSTERIA ITALIANA. Italian tastes from all angles, including seafood, pasta, desserts and more. 201 N. Indian Hill Blvd., 909.624.1516; www.laparolacciausa.com. $$ LOVING HUT CLAREMONT. Heaven for both vegans and healthy food seekers alike. 175 N. Indian Hill Blvd., Bldg. A-102, 909.621.1688; www.lovinghut.us/claremont_01.

MONGOLIAN BARBEQUE. Grab a bowl, stuff it with vegetables and watch that greatness sizzle to perfection. Impressive eats. 970 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.624.4334. $ The Press RESTAURANT. Vegetarians and carnivores in the I.E. can finally get along. 129 Harvard Ave., 909.625.4808; www.thepressrestaurant.com. $ Tutti Mangia ITALIAN GRILL. Pasta, fish, specialties and a host of Italian treats to tickle the taste buds. 102 Harvard Ave., 909.625.4669; www.tuttimangia.com. $$ UNION ON YALE. Innovative dishes that will both delight your taste buds and satisfy your appetite. 232 Yale Ave., 909.833.5104; www. uniononyale.com. $$ WALTER’S RESTAURANT. You won’t be able to predict the unique dishes in store for you here, especially when it comes to the variety of awesome brunch dishes. 310 N. Yale Ave., 909.624.2779; waltersrestaurant.biz.

COLTON GOODY’S FAMILY RESTAURANT. For hearty, noteworthy diner/truck stop eats, Goody’s is, well, damn good. Breakfast served ‘til 2 p.m. daily for those late risers. 551 S. Hunts Ln., 909.370.1063.

GUL-NAZ CUISINE OF PAKISTAN. A reliable choice for Pakistani food without driving to L.A., and an excellent choice for take-out as well. 1624 E. Washington St., 909.370.0111; www.gulnaz.menutoeat.com.

LENO’S RICO TACO. This hole-in-the-wall serves up authentic Mexican fare that’s terrific on the

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dinning guide taste buds and real easy on the wallet. 549 W. Valley Blvd., 909.825.9304; www.lenosricotaco.com. $ Pinnacle Peak Steak House. Huge slabs of meat that would make any carnivore grow fangs and howl at the moon. 2533 S. La Cadena Dr., 909.783.2543; www.pinnaclepeaksteakhouse.com. $$ Ravi’s India Cuisine. Serving authentic Indian goods made with spices imported from—you guessed it—India. 1091 S. Mount Vernon Ave. #G, 909.824.1100; www.ravisindiacuisine.com. $

CORONA ANTHONY’S PIZZA & PASTA. World’s greatest bread sticks, plus killer calzones and of course, the pizza’s always a pie perfecto!

13100 Magnolia Ave., 951.279.6960. $ ASAHI SUSHI. Here they’ve got plenty of tasty rolls and a pretty mean all-you-can-eat menu to boot. 420 N. McKinley St., Corona, 951.738.3000.

CAFE SOLE. Pamper your body and your appetite with some healthy Mediterranean cuisine. Glen Ivy Hot Springs Spa, 25000 Glen Ivy Rd., Corona, 951.453.6489; www.glenivy. com/springs/cuisine/cafe-sole.

COUNTRY B.B.Q. This do-it-yourself BBQ is actually of Korean country origins. (And it’s just as great our Yankee finest.) 2276 Griffin Way #108, 951.734.8022.

EDUARDO’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT. It’s some good, old-fashioned, homespun Mexican food with heart and soul. 513 W. 6th St., 951.340.3722; www.eduardosmexicanrestaurant.com.

EL CANGREJO NICE. Gourmet Mexican seafood isn’t as expensive as it sounds-and it’s delicious! 510 Hidden Valley Pkwy., Corona, 951.340.2280; www.elcangrejonice.com.

GOODFELLAS CAFÉ. A Greek diner featuring some good American food in an Italian theme. 1090 Pomona Rd., 951.340.1130; www. myspace.com/goodfellascafe.

HACIENDA GUADALAJARA. This Mexican restaurant is one of the best we’ve ever had. It’s more on the subtle end, but far from boring.

1353 W. 6th St., 951.735.5946.

HOT DOG SHOPPE. Tired of the same ol’?

Have that time-tested frankfurter dished up in a number of new ways, including the Wonder Tiger, The Justin, Blue German, Angry Dave and Garden of Eden. 510 Hidden Valley Pkwy., 951.898-8702; www.thehotdogshoppecorona.com.

JIMMY’S DINER. It’s tried-true American at this place; classic hamburgers and fries with a big dose of the ’50s for retro ambience.

Check out the Elvis mural. 160 E. Ontario Ave., 951.734.0800; www.jimmysdinercorona.com.

KING’S FISH HOUSE. It’s definitely a cut above the standard fare corporate crustacean cuisine. Even the bisque rocks (lobster). 2530 Tuscany Rd., 951.284.7900; www.kingsfishhouse.com.

MANTRA INDIAN CUISINE AND BANQUET. This Indian spot is perfect if your taste buds are looking for an adventure of spice and flavor.

480 N. Main St., Corona, 951.739.9401; www. mantraresturants.com.

MI HABANA CUBAN RESTAURANT. It’s the place for quality Cuban eats with a minimum of flair. 712 N. Main St., 951.582.9005; www. mihabanacafe.com.

MILL CREEK. You’ve got prime rib, you’ve got wraps, you’ve got grilled steak of all sorts… what more could you want? 103 n. Lincoln Ave., 951.808.0344; www.millcreekcorona. com.

OGGI’S PIZZA & BREWING CO. Cleverly named pizzas, authentic Italian pastas and gut-busting appetizers satisfy all! 2363 California Ave. #105, 951.817.0748; www.oggis.com. $$ THE ORIGINAL TACO STOP. For extremely savory street tacos and lip-smacking horchata, The Original Taco Stop is an ideal destination for excellent meat-and-tortilla combinations.

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(Taco truck not required.) 161 N. McKinley St., 951.340.9088.

THE PERUVIAN ROOM. Mouth-watering flavors of ceviche and saltados that you can thank the Incan gods for. 591 N. McKinley St., Suite 100B, 951.220.9006; www.peruvianroom.com.

PHO ANAM. There’s no need to go to Little Saigon to get a good, hearty bowl of Pho now. 440 N. McKinley Ave., Ste 102, 951.735.2629.

PHO LONG. Even when it’s not soup weather, the hot, steaming bowls of Vietnamese rice noodle goodness served up here are simply lick-yourbowl clean delicious. 127 N. McKinley St. #103, 951.340.0342.

RA SUSHI. Japanese food for the younger, hipper set of folks in a stylish setting and signature rolls.

2785 Cabot Dr. #101, 951.277.7491; www.rasushi. com.

RUMI’S RESTAURANT. A new Mediterranean joint has emerged in Corona and it’s ready to please with healthy kabobs and stews galore. 718 N. Main St., Suite 102, 951.898.5400; www.facebook. com/Rumis-Restaurant/193973620616857.

SILVER DOLLAR PANCAKE HOUSE. Flapjacks of all kinds—plus a ton of other breakfast treats. 710 E. 6th St., 951.737.5977; www.silverdollarpancakehouse.com.

THE STEAM HAUS GASTRO PUB. It’s got a handful of unique dishes and one well stocked bar; now all you need is a top hat and monocle to match the atmosphere.

2785 Cabot Dr., Ste 110, 951.277.7500; www. steamhausgastropub.com.

SUSHI KAWA SPORTS BAR & GRILL. Other sushi spots might be “meh” but this Japanese restaurant has a huge menu filled with unique and tasty treats. 469 Magnolia Ave., Ste. 101, 951.280.0398; www.sushikawasportsbar.webs. com.

THAI STAR B.B.Q. Despite its strip mall location, this place’s yellow curry rocks taste buds like a more fancy-pants Thai dining establishment.

3848 McKinley St., 951.737.1638; www.thaistarcorona.com.

TOM’S FARMS OLD FASHIONED HAMBURGERS. Bored of the daily burger grind? Try a Latin Burger, Tom’s Original 1/3 Pounder or the Jumbo Irish Nachos for new tastes. 23900 Temescal Canyon Rd., 951.277.4103; www.tomsfarms.com. $

FONTANA Cowboy Burgers & BBQ. Thick, juicy burgers and heaping plates of barbeque beef ribs.

11673 Etiwanda Ave., 951.681.2020. $ IXTAPA MEXICAN RESTAURANT. Tired of the same old Mexican restaurant? Try some refreshing chips, salsa and guacamole with a few unique entrees like bacon wrapped over juicy shrimp.

Mmm! 15035 Foothill Blvd., Suite D, 909.829.1099; www.ixtapafontana.com.

Mario’s Italian Restaurant and Pizza. Besides the pizza, this restaurant’s most popular meal is the chicken cacciatore and spaghetti. 9733 Sierra Ave., 909.350.1212. $

INDIO THE BISTRO. Check out this simple but amazing food with fresh ingredients. 84-245 Indo Springs Pkwy., 760.342.5000; www.fantasyspringsresort. com.

LOMA LINDA A-Dong Restaurant II. Open Tuesday through Sunday at 11am for lunch and dinner. Wine menu is available. 25685 Redlands Blvd. #D, 909.796.8840.

Angelo’s. Where to go when you want food quickly, without that fast food taste. 11275 Mountain View Ave. #D., 909.796.0080. $ Cha Cha’s Tacos. The prices are low and the tastiness is high. 26393 Redlands Blvd., 909.799.0011. $ Napoli Italian Restaurant. Huge portions are the rule in this classy, well-kept secret. 24960 Redlands Blvd., 909.796.3770; www.napoli-italian. com. $$

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Ranu THAI. This is a small Thai restaurant with lunch specials under $6, making it a very busy place during lunchtime. 25655 Redlands Blvd. #I, 909.796.7650. $$

MONTCLAIR Bombay Bistro RESTAURANT & BAR. We wonder if the Bombay Bistro knows that Bombay is once again Mumbai? 8851 Central Ave. #E, 909.445.1455; www.bombaybistrobar.com.

Tokyo Kitchen. This teppan grill Japanese steak house serves up killer steaks, and the veggie and tofu dish is pretty bangin’. 8851 Central Ave., 909.625.5588; www.tokyokitchenrestaurant.com.

NORCO BLACK HORSE TAVERN AND GRILL. The completely remodeled Black Horse dishes up huge 1 lb. burgers, gourmet sandwiches and the marinated Hanger steak, plus daily lunch and Happy Hour food specials. 1825 Hamner Ave. #A-E, 951.278.2771. $ Chipotle Mexican Grill. Casual dining on gourmet Mexican food. 1409 Hamner Ave., 951.817.0447; www.chipotle.com. $ COWGIRL café 2. This ain’t one of your dimea-dozen burger joints—we’re talkin’ different styles and flavors over here (and the portions, too). 2859 Hamner Ave., 951.371.5465.

GRINDER HUT SOUTHERN STYLE BARBECUE. Only open Fridays and Saturdays, but they’re the best two days’ worth of full and half slabs, tritips, links and much more. 2462 Hamner Ave., 951.737.7141; www.grinderhutbbq.com. $$ THE MAVERICK STEAKHOUSE AND SALOON. Steaks, burgers, sandwiches and fries—not to mention all the fun of having it in a saloon!

3841 Old Hamner Rd., 951.734.6640; www.mavericksaloonnorco.com. $ Norco’s Best Burgers. These burgers are so good that they come by themselves; drink and fries are extra. 3158 Hamner Ave., 951.340.0188; www.norcosbestburgers.com. $ THE ORIGINAL PANCAKE HOUSE. Pancakes, waffles and crepes galore; plus one helluva “Dutch Baby.”

1750 Hamner Ave., 951.403.6900; www.originalpancakehouse.com.

PAT’S KITCHEN. Breakfasts are the known delight in this eatery that’s been around for more than a quarter-century. 1217 Sixth St. #1A, 951.371.9022.

SADDLE SORE EATERY AND SALOON. Hitch yer horse, knock a couple cold ones back and grub on some hearty steak eats right here. 343 6th St. #A, 951.272.8283. $$ SWEET BASIL THAI BISTRO. Thai food in Norco?

You won’t sound so surprised when you see the sweet and spicy meals offered here. 1670 Hamner Ave., Ste 9, 951.280.0805; $

ONTARIO BENTO BOX JAPANESE GRILL. A nostalgic lunch tray for adults? This menu will make you wish your high school had made food like this. 2910 S. Archibald Ave., Ste C, 909.923.2323; www. sushibentobox.com. $$ FUSIONS BAR & GRILL. Great grub options exist here, include the tasty fries, soups and, hey, 101 martinis, too! 3550 Porsche Way; www. facebook.com/pages/Fusions-Martini-Loungeand-Grill/173232196044371.

New York Grill. Fancy pants people like to go here—NY steaks, Australian lobster tail, lamb and awesome desserts. 950 Ontario Mills Dr., 909.987.1928; www.newyorkgrill.com. $$$ Philly’s Best. Classic hoagies and big Philly cheese steaks, straight from “The City of Brotherly Love.” 4320 E. Mills Cir., 909.484.7433. $ Porter’s Prime Steakhouse. Open weekdays for lunch from 10am to 2pm and daily for dinner starting at 5:30pm. 222 N. Vineyard Ave., 909.418.4808.

Rosa’s ITALIAN RESTAURANT. This restaurant serves food of all Italian regions and claims

to be best in all their dishes. 425 N. Vineyard, 909.937.1220; www.rosasitalian.com. $$$ Royal Cut Restaurant. It’s ‘bout the beef, baby! Lunch and dinners are served here. 2345 S. Grove, 909.947.3322; www.royalcutrestaurant. com.

Tokyo Tokyo. Features traditional tatami rooms. 990 Ontario Mills Dr., 909.987.7999; www. tokyotokyosushi.com. $$ TORO SUSHI. Delicious, affordable sushi in a modern atmosphere. 1520 N. Mountain Ave. #D, 909.983.8676; www.torosushi.com.

Vince’s Spaghetti. Nearly anyone who grew up in Ontario has had family dinners at this inexpensive, authentic Italian eatery. 1206 W. Holt Blvd., 909.986.7074; www.vincesspaghettirestaurant.com.

POMONA BABYLON RESTAURANT & HOOKAH LOUNGE. If your world of food includes great stuff like labneh, tabouleh, fatayer and mhamara, this is the place for you. Oh, and the dinners are terrific here, too. 205 E. 2nd St., 909.622.4444; www. babylon-restaurant.com.

THE BURGER HOUSE. Previously known as 2nd on Second Street, this bistro-turned burger joint makes some pretty mean patties. 171 W. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.623.7620; www.theburgerhouse.net.CARNITAS DON JUAN. A seemingly ordinary Mexican meal with extraordinary tastes. 1382 W. Holt Ave.,909.620.7480.

Coco Palm RESTAURANT. This Cuban-Spanish spot offers Cuban tamales, empanadas, tapas, paella, and an incredible array of meats and fish. 1600 Fairplex Dr., 909.469.1965; www.cocopalmrestaurant.com. $$ DAY-DAY & DUKE’S WAFFLEHOUSE. Partake in Day-Day’s great soul food cooking and have a glass of Kool-Aid to wash it down. 994 E. Holt Blvd., 909.622.3217; www.facebook.com/Dayday-N-Dukes-Wafflehouse.

LOS JARRITOS. It might be Spartan on the inside, but it’s crammed full of flavor on the plates of this Mexican diner. 246 S. Towne Ave., 909.623.3888.

MIX BOWL CAFÉ. It’s a mix of Asian goodies here, including Thai BBQ and other tastes. 1520 Indian Hill Blvd., 909.447.4401; www.mixbowlcafe.com. $ NEW YORK DELIGHT. What a delight it is to chomp down on a variety of deli sandwiches featuring fresh-cut meats, some of which actually hail from the Big Apple! 310 S. Thomas St., 909.868.6518; www.nydelight.com.

Pho Ha Vietnamese Restaurant. This restaurant can seat 100, and their meals are often geared for two. 695 Indian Hill Blvd., 909.622.7578. $$ RAWKEN SUSHI. Get your fix of “Bro-sushi;” a few powerful rolls with spice that makes even tough men sweat. 135 E. 2nd St., 909.629.6800; www. rawkensushi.com.

THE ROOKERY. Formerly known as Joey’s BBQ, this burger n’ beer joint is taking patty dining to a whole new level. 117 W. 2nd St., 909.815.5215; www.facebook.com/TheRookeryPomona.

RANCHO CUCAMONGA BRIGHT STAR THAI VEGAN CUISINE. Featuring some of the best non-chicken chicken you will ever eat. Full of veg-friendly delights. 9819 Foothill Blvd., 909.980.9797; www.brightstarvegan.com.

CHINA POINT. Some say it’s the best Chinese food in the IE—and worth the wait. 9028 Archibald Ave., 909.466.8766.

CLASSY café. It’s American food and like its namesake, should have a touch of class to the dishes, cooked up daily by a pair of caterers with some two decades in the biz. 9135 Archibald Ave. #F, 909.989.7733; www.classylassiescatering.com.

THE DELI. Top-notch sandwiches and burgers make this simply-named food stop “deli-ghtful.”

9671 Foothill Blvd., 909.989.8122.

FARRELL’S ICE CREAM PARLOR. This place brings

dinning guide back all of your childhood memories of loud birthday celebration songs, tasty meals and the best dang selection of ice cream around.

10742 Foothill Blvd., 909.989.8777; www.farrelsusa.com.

Felipe’s. Premium tequilas, tortillas made from scratch, and dishes like Chorizo con Papas and Chile Verde. 8017 Archibald Ave. #E, 909.484.2810; www.felipesonline.com. $ FLAMINGO PALMS. All the Cuban food your heart desires, including chicken, beef and pork plates. 9223 Archibald Ave. #H, 909.484.1177.

GREEN MANGO THAI BISTRO. Attention picky eaters: There are well over a hundred dishes being served here, from the Panang Seafood to the Angry Chicken and the Grilled Beef salad. 11226 4th St., 909.987.8885; www.greenmangothaibistro.com.

HAANDI INDIAN CUISINE. Samosas, vindaloo, aloo tikki, pappadam—get ‘em all here! 7890 Haven Ave. #15-16, 909.581.1951; www.haandii.net.

KABUKI. Don’t let the Victoria Gardens mall give you the “skeevs.” Here you’ll find great selection of sushi that is better than any food court dish. 12595 N. Mainstreet, 909.646.8555; www.kabukirestaurants.com.

THE LAZY DOG RESTAURANT AND BAR. This is the place if you want good food for yourself or your canine companion. 11560 4th St., 909.987.4131; www.lazydogcafe.com. $$ LOCO CANTINA & GRILL. Traditional Mexican menu served up to 2am nightly. 11815 Foothill Blvd. #E, 909.980.5800; www.myspace.com/ lococantina&grill.

Magic Lamp Inn. Offers American cuisine and is open Tuesday thru Friday for lunch, and Tuesday thru Sunday for dinner. 8189 Foothill Blvd., 909.981.8659; www.themagiclampinn.com. $$$ PAISANO RISTORANTE ITALIANO & BAR. Your goto place for deliciously cooked Italian cuisine.

12574 N. Main St. #3930, Rancho Cucamonga, 909.803.8777; www.paisanoristorante.com.

TROPICA RESTAURANT AND BAR. Gourmet pizzas and pasta for cheap: the recipe for greatness. 11849 Foothill Blvd., 909.481.9500.

Vince’s Spaghetti. Nearly anyone who grew up in Rancho Cucamonga has had family dinners at this inexpensive, authentic Italian eatery. 8241 Foothill Blvd., 909.981.1003; www. vincesspaghettiroute66.com.

REDLANDS CAPRICE café. Cal-Med cooking with a twist of Asian and Middle Eastern tastes thrown into the mix, and a great room to have a fantastic meal in. 104 E. State St., 909.793.8787, www. capricecafe.com.

Citrone. An upscale establishment where you’ll find a pricier Italian menu and nice wine list. 328 Orange St., 909.793.6635; www.citroneresturant.com. $$ Cuca’s. Featuring daily specials, tacos, burritos, tamales, hamburgers and more. 527 E. State St., 909.335.9557. Location #2: 1752 Lugonia Ave., 909.389.1235; www.cucasmex.com.

DHAT ISLAND. a caribbean dining delight that’s better than tasty (only open for take-out and catering on weekdays). 509 N. Eureka St., 909.792.1717; www.dhatisland.com.

The Eating Room. Located in an old JC Penney’s warehouse filled with fake orange trees and a large collection of rooster statues. 107 E. Citrus, 909.792.5400; www.allmarthagreen. com. $ EUREKA! BURGER. Don’t let the exclamation point fool you, this place is anything but generic. 345 W. Pearl Ave. #130, 909.335.5700; www.eurekaburger.com.

Farm Artisan Foods. The Farm presents only the finest artisan foods available, favoring items grown or produced locally. 22 E. State St., 909.792.1162; www.farmartisanfoods.com. $$$ JERSEY’S PIZZA. The beer selection kicks ass, as it features only the best stuff around. (Oh yeah, there’s pizza somewhere here, too!) 214 Orange St., 909.335.7076; www.jerseyspizza.com.

Try the gnocchi, pork tenderloin or the signa-

ture appetizer, “the Greensleeve.” 220 N. Orange St., 909.792.6969; www.joegreensleevesrestaurant.com. $$$ Las Brasas. Las Brasas offers traditional Mexican dishes for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 15 E. State St., 909.335.9866. $ Little Fisherman Seafoods. If you want fresher fish, you’ll have to pull it out of the water yourself. 1179 W. Redlands Blvd., 909.798.5998; www.littlefisherman.com. $$ MILL CREEK CATTLE COMPANY. Eat here for breakfast, lunch or dinner—everything has BBQ on it! 2087 Orange tree Ln., 909.798.5757; www. millcreekcattlecompany.com.

NAAN CAFÉ. Spicy Indian cuisine (or non-spicy for wimps) made to order. 700 E. Redlands Blvd., R3, 909.307.3900; www.naancafe.com.

OSCAR’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT. Home-styled Mexican belly fillers in a cozy, friendly atmosphere. (Plus, they don’t need toothpicks for their rellenos!) 19 N. 5th St., 909.792.8211.

REDLANDS UNDERGROUND. This place has got all the great food and fantastic entertainment you could ever ask for. Just make sure you check operating hours before your night out!

19 E. Citrus Ave., Ste. 103, 909.798.1500; www. redlandsunderground.com.

Royal Falconer British Pub. As close as you can get to a British pub without traveling to England. 106 Orange St., 909.307.8913; www. royalfalconer.com. $$ TACO VILLAGE. The tacos are good, but this place has one of the best chicken burritos we’ve ever had. 1711 W. Lugonia Ave., 909.307.1916.

Tartan of Redlands. Tartan of Redlands has been a local landmark for decades and is popular with locals and visitors. 24 E. Redlands Blvd., 909.792.9919; www.tartanofredlands. com. $$

RIALTO Brothers Pizza. Serving many Italian dishes and pizza in a casual setting, this is the perfect place to take the family. 142 E. Foothill Blvd., 909.874.1987. $$ EL KIOSCO MEXICAN RESTAURANT. A family-run restaurant featuring fresh specialties, including camarones mojo de ajo and steak ranchero, amidst an assortment of classics. 916 S. Riverside Ave., 909.820.0198. $ SAL & LIMON GOURMET MEXICANO CANTINA. Hook yourself up with a delicious Sal & Limon Bowl, or step it up to the beefy Filete Cantinflas.

A great Mexican food one-stop spot. 2019 N. Riverside Ave. #1, 909.877.2455.

SUN SUN KITCHEN. Terrific Chinese take out that’s worth taking a look into. 2834 Rialto Ave., 909.875.2410.

Taco Joe’s. Mixing traditional Mexican dishes with unique creations makes this a popular spot in Rialto. 1749 S. Riverside Ave., 909.877.1851. $ Western Maki. Casual dining/take-out Japanese restaurant that offers yummy sushi and teriyaki at reasonable prices. 535 S. Riverside Ave., 909.873.0613. $

RIVERSIDE 54 DEGREE’S AT DUANE’S. This wine bar’s servin’ up an assortment of tapas, too. 3649 Mission Inn Ave., 951.341.6767; www.missioninn.com.

ANCHOS SOUTHWEST BAR & GRILL. Seriously Southwestern, as the bull horns will promise.

10773 Hole Ave., 951.352.0240; www.anchos. net. $$ ANTONE’S FOOD. Italian food featuring fresh baked bread, delicious grinders, pizzas and garlic bread, plus spaghetti and salads, too!

4125 Sunnyside Dr., 951.682.5900. $ ART’S BAR & GRILL. Daily breakfast, lunch and dinner specials including lobster, steak and halibut on Friday, and prime rib on Saturday.

Delicious food, great atmosphere, and right off the 91 at University. 3357 University Ave., 951.683.9520.

BACK STREET RESTAURANT. Tucked away in a pretty little building, this place nails the lunch

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dinning guide fare, especially the sandwiches. (And note, it’s only open on weekdays and only during lunch.) 3735 Nelson St., 951.683.6650; www. backstreetriverside.com.

BANN THAI. A brand new Thai treat that tastes as nice in the mouth as the place looks with the eyes. 6461 Brockton Ave., 951.684.3381; www.bannthairiverside.com.

BELLA TRATTORIA ITALIAN BISTRO. Fine Italian cuisine in a posh atmosphere. Open for lunch and dinner. 3649 Mission Inn Ave., 951.784.0300; www.missioninn.com. $$ BEST THAI. In a hurry for some curry? Try this quick, quality, authentic stop. 1735 Spruce St. #F, 951.682.4256; www.bestthai-cuisine.com. $ BUSY CAFÉ. End your search for the best Chinese grub here! This family restaurant has some flavor-packed beef, chicken and pork dishes mixed with the best spicy sauces make it “to die for.” And don’t forget to calm down your flaring taste buds with some Boba Milk Tea. 1201 University Ave., #110A, 951.683.2228.

Café Sevilla. Spanish fare, Tapas bar, the works. Also has dinner shows on weekends.

In The Marketplace. 3252 Mission Inn Ave., 951.778.0611; www.cafesevilla.com. $$$ COBBLESTONE BAKERY & DELI. Need a sandwich with an extra kick—or one that’s just extra thick? This place has the tastes and sizes to surprise. 8304 Limonite Ave., 951.685.6161; www. cobblestonebakery.com.

EL FOGON. A handful of Mexican dishes and little cow tongue to go with it. 765 Blaine St., 951.782.8959.

ELEPHANT THAI CUISINE. A great outdoor patio, sweet service and a few mentionable Thai dishes. Larb Salad, anyone? 3720 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.682.9300.

THE GOLDEN OX. If you look carefully enough, you might find Flo from Mel’s Diner behind the counter. 6490 Magnolia Ave., 951.782.8922.

GRAM’S MISSION B-B-Q PALACE. One of the top contenders for sheer smoked-for-hours deliciousness. 3527 Main St., 951.782.8219. $$ JAFANG’S PIZZA. For amazing pizza you won’t be able to turn down decorated doughcooked creations like the “Whoa, Mama!” pizza; a supreme among supremes. Oh, and this joint also makes a mean turkey sandwich too. 1400 University Ave., 951.788.8880; www. jafangspizza.com.

JERSEY BURGERS. As our reviewer notes, this place is the new spot for comfortable, clean fast food in the downtown area. Mmmm, burgers. 3940 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.7660.

Joe’s Bar and Grill. Fun and festive dining with live entertainment and American eats like burgers, dogs, steak, and chili. 10909 Magnolia Ave., 951.637.3931. $$ KILLARNEY’S PUB & GRILL. The eats here range from the Irish inspired to the pub-tastic! 3639 Riverside Plaza Dr. #532, 951.682.2933; www. killarneys.com/riverside. $$ KIM’S SPORTS BAR & GRILL. Make sure you sample Kim’s expertly prepared tacos—and some brews to go with them! 2994 Rubidoux Blvd., 951.686.2200. $$ LAKE ALICE TRADING CO. Here’s the high end of the bar food spectrum, featuring its famous Taco Tuesdays, plus sliders, burgers, salads, pizzas and plenty of appetizers, of course. 3616 University Ave., 951.686.7343; www.lakealicetradingco.com.

LAS CAMPANAS. It’s the best star-gazing dining experience there is with the added bonus of a new chef and good eats. 3694 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0300; www.missioninn.com. $$$ LITTLE GREEN ONIONS. A breakfast place that’s at its best when you stick with the basics. 6723 Brockton Ave., 951.328.1273.

MAGNONE TRATTORIA. You won’t be able to deny this Italian joint the respect it deserves, especially after trying the Calamari Fritta.

1630 Spruce St., Riverside, 951.781.8840; www. magnonetrattoria.com.

Mario’s Place. Business casual atmosphere, wine and ale varieties, and exquisite cuisine.

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3646 Mission Inn Ave., 951.684.7755; www.mariosplace.com. $$$ Market Broiler. Open daily at 11am for lunch and dinner. Lunch is served until 3pm. The Market Broiler offers a children’s menu, senior’s discount and full bar. 3525 Merrill St., 951.276.9007; www.marketbroiler.com.

MEDITERRANEAN PALACE. If kabobs, shawerma, falafels and baklava are near ‘n’ dear to your grumblin’ tummy, this menu’s worth your money (especially the afternoon buffet). 1223 University Ave. #130, 951.781.8900; www.mpgrillandcafe.com.

MIJOS TACOS. Cheap eats are in abundance, as none of the Tex-Mex tastes here clock in at over ten bucks. 10203 Hole Ave., 951.358.0402.

MISSION BURGERS. The thoroughly juicy burgers here are a mouthful (seriously, you will be warned by your server!) and our personal fave is the green pepper and onion-packed Canada Burger. 4606 Pine St., Riverside, 951.682.7272. $$ NANAY GLORIA’S FILIPINO FAST FOOD. This place serves a familial and comforting “Mother’s” meal right down the street from UCR which makes it the perfect stop for starving students and anyone looking for a tasty meal for a cheap price. Fiesta Food Market, 1160 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.977.8373; www.thefiestafoodmarket.com. $ NEW INDIA SWEETS & SPICES. It’s officially a grocery store specializing in Indian-based goods, but there’s plenty of curry-ready plates to be offered here, too. 1320 Blaine St. #ABC, 951.781.0560. $ OISHII SUSHI & TERIYAKI. Get your mouth “sea deep in roll heaven,” as we like to say ‘round here. 6133 Magnolia Ave., 951.784.2550; www. myspace.com/oishiisushi. $$ Olivia’s Mexican Restaurant. Everything is made fresh daily and if you haven’t been here before, well, you’re missing out. 9447 Magnolia Ave., 951.689.2131; www.oliviasmexicanrestaurant.com. $ RED HOT KITCHEN. Hey foodies, this new place has tastes to crave, including the pickled kimchi taco, an avocado and mango salad, and totally bomb jalapeno bombs. 1995 University Ave., 951.684.9800; www.rhkriverside.com.

ROMANO’S CHICAGO PIZZARIA. Deep-dish Chicago style pizza that’s worth every bite. The Italian fare is terrific, too. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., 951.781.0773; www.romanosrestaurants. com.

ROYAL ORCHID THAI. Fast food Thai that thankfully doesn’t taste like fast food. 9791 Magnolia Ave., 951.354.6100.

THE SALTED PIG. It’s name is the tip off that there’s plenty of pork to be had here. Don’t miss out on such items as the pork belly sandwich, the Really Good Burger (that’s the name!) or the bacon ice cream sandwich.

3700 12th St., 951.848.4020; www.saltedpigriverside.com.

SIMPLE SIMON’S BAKERY & BISTRO. When it comes to the specialty sandwiches, this place serves terrific tastes between two pieces of bread. (We love the Italian Grinder and Croissant Club.) 3639 Main St., 951.369.6030.

SMOKEY CANYON BBQ. Grab a whiff of hickory with these tasty, meaty dishes. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr. #9, 951.782.8808; www.smokeycanyon.com. $$ Templo Del Sol. What could be better than a bunch of meat, cheese, beans and veggies wrapped in a large flour tortilla? 1365 University Ave., 951.682.7047.

YELLOW CHILI TAPAS KITCHEN AND BAR. This joint has opened a restaurant strictly to praise the art of the appetizer. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., Ste. # 42, 951.686.9400.

ZACATECAS CAFÉ. This place dates back to 1963. That should tell you something about its great Mexican grub right there. 2472 University Ave., 951.683.3939.

ZORBA’S RESTAURANT. Deliciously traditional American burgers that you can wash down with a unique assortment of over fifty soda flavors. 450 Iowa Ave., 951.686.5830.

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sanbernardino Alfredo’s Pizza and Pasta. A classic Italian joint, right down to the red and white checkered tablecloths. 251 W. Base Line St., 909.885.0218; www.alfredospizzandpasta.com.

The Castaway. Experience award winning cuisine and service, while taking in the fabulous mountain and valley views. 670 Kendall Dr., 909.881.1502; www.castawayrestaurant.com. $$$ Delhi Palace. All the greatest hits: tandoori chicken, lamb and naan. Check out the buffet, too! 2001 Diners Ct., 909.884.9966. $$ JACKPOT TASTY THAI-CHINESE FOOD. Tasty Thai cuisine that rolls the dice and pays out in delectable, authentic dividends. 2160 S. Waterman Ave. #C, 909. 824.1324.

LE RENDE-VOUS GOURMET CUISINE. One of the last true French restaurants in the IE and yes, they’ve got escargot. 4775 N. Sierra Wy., San Bernardino, (909) 883-1231; www.LeRendezVousRestaurant.com.

Los Portales. Mexican fare like mamacita used to make—over 100 dishes of it. 1313 N. Waterman Ave., 909.888.2544; www.losportales3.com.

Lotus Garden. Styled like an authentic pagoda, this Chinese hotspot offers kung pao chicken, Singapore noodles and clay pot entrees. 111 E. Hospitality Ln., 909.381.6171. $ THE MUG. Not a whole lot’s changed in the 60 years this eatery offering up pizza and more.

1588 W. Highland Ave., 909.887.1550.

SEASONS. This restaurant’s actually operated by the students of the Art Institutes’ Culinary Academy, featuring fine dining with great plates at great prices. 674 E. Brier Dr., 909.915.2170; www.artinstitutes.edu/inlandempire.

SUNDOWNERS FAMILY RESTAURANT. Yes, it’s a family restaurant…discover the rest for yourself.

1131 S. E St., 909.884.3510.

Surfer Joe’s. This laid-back eatery enjoys a loyal following who come in for the homemade pizzas, pastas and sandwiches. 251 E. Redlands Blvd., 909.824.5523. $

upland BLACK WATCH PUB. This place where “everybody knows your name” offers some bomb British dishes. 497 N. Central Ave., #B, Upland, 909.981.6069; www.theblackwatchpub.com.

Bulldog Pub & Restaurant. British cuisine, you ask? Yes, it exists! The fish ‘n’ chips is always a terrific stomach pleaser. 1667 N. Mountain Ave. #117, 909.946.6614. $ Buffalo Inn. Totally quaint and rustic roadhouse-type joint with great burgers, outdoor seating and sometimes live music. 1814 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.981.5515. $ CONNAL’S BURGERS, SALADS AND SUBS. Deliciously retro flavors to matchy an equally old-school decor. 1227 W. 7th St., 909.982.2531; www.connals.com.

GRAZIES ITALIAN RESTAURANT & SPORTS BAR. Mix classic Italian food with a sports bar atmosphere and you get a great time. 1615 N. Mountain Ave., 909.981.2924. $ Joey’s Western Steak-N-BAR-B-Q. Four words: fire pits and brewskies. Oh, and meat. That’s five. 1964 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.982.2128; www. joeysbbq.com. $$$ LIMERICKS TAVERN. Catch your favorite game on one of the many TVs at this tavern and enjoy some neat dishes like the Irish Nachos and Beer-battered Fish Sandwich. 1234 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.920.5630; www.facebook.com/limerickstavern. $$ THE LOCAL BAKERY AND CAFÉ. This homey treat spot reminds us more of the places outside our neck of the woods. 120 E. 9th St., 909.920.3458; www.thelocalbakerandcafe.com.

LOVING HUT. Well-executed vegetarian grub that even surprises the meat-eaters! And don’t forget the desserts. 903-B W. Foothill Blvd., 909.982.3882; www.lovinghut.us/upland.

PETRILLI’S PIZZA. Pizza and sandwiches that are

very easy to love hail from this hot take-out spot. 110 S. Mountain Ave., 909.981.8114; www. petrillispizza.com. $ PINE HAVEN CAFE. Let this breakfast and lunch menu blow your mind and fill your stomach with unimaginable delights. 1191 E. Foothill Blvd., 909.946.4674; www.pinehavencatering. com. $ TANGO BAIRES CAFÉ. Authentically delicious Argentine cuisine. 870 E. Foothill Blvd. #2, 909.985.6800; www.tangobairescafe.com. $$ TEQUILA HOPPERS. Burgers and appetizers that are better than the standard bar fare. 60 N. Mountain Ave., 909.985.9114; www.tequilahoppers.com. $$ VINCE’S SPAGHETTI. All sorts of well made Italian cuisine and sandwiches. Meatballs, French Dip sandwiches, classic lasagna; this place does it right.

Route 66, 8241 Foothill Blvd., 909.981.1003; www.vincesspaghettiroute66.com. $ WINDY C’S CHICAGO HOT DOGS. Fly straight to this shop for iconic flavors of Chicago— but bring some cash. 140 S. Mountain Ave., 909.982.8273; www.windycs.com.

great cuisine getaways Explore the outer-IE’s great culinary treasures.

THE ADOBE GRILL. 49499 Eisenhower Dr., La Quinta, 760.564.4111; www.laquintaresort.com.

ALICANTE. 140 S. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.325.9464; www.alicanteps.com.

AZTLAN TACOS. 29280 Central Ave., Ste G, Lake Elsinore, 951.471.0440.

THE BISTRO. 84245 Indio Springs Dr., Indio, 760.342.5000; www.fantasyspringsresort.com.

CAFÉ AROMA. 54750 N. Circle Dr., Idyllwild-Pine Cove, 951.659.5212; www.cafearoma.org CHICAGO PASTA HOUSE. 24667 Sunnymead Blvd., Moreno Valley, 951.924.5777; www.chicagopastahouse.com.

CURRY AND KABOB. 12125 Day St., Ste H-301, Moreno Valley, 951.682.7500.

ERNIE’S BAR AND GRILL. 56150 PGA Blvd., La Quinta, 760.564.4111; www.laquintaresort.com.

GREAT OAK STEAKHOUSE. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 951.770.8507; www.pechanga.com.

15 N. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.321.1424; www.jiaops.com.

JOY. 84245 Indio Springs Dr., Indio, 800.827.2946; www.fantasyspringsresort.com.

KING’S HIGHWAY. 701 E. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.325.9900; www.acehotel.com/ palmsprings/dining.

LIAM’S IRISH PUB. 1087 S. Mt. Vernon Ave., Colton, 909.422.9900.

MADLON’S RESTAURANT, 829 W. Big Bear Blvd., Big Bear, 909.585.3762; www.madlonsrestaurant.com.

MD BURGER. 494999 Eisenhower Dr., La Quinta, 760.564.4111; www.laquintaresort.com.

NATURAL NINE NOODLE CO. 49500 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 951.755.5620; www.natural9noodle. com.

PAPPY & HARRIETS. 53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown, 760.365.5956; www.pappyandharriets.com.

PINNOCCHIO IN THE DESERT. 134 E. Tahquitz Canyon Wy., Palm Springs, 760.322.3776; www. pinnocchiops.com.

RESTAURANT AT PONTE. 35053 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.252.1770; www.pontewinery.com.

SPORTSWATCH BAR AND GRILL. 27961 Highland Ave., Highland, 909.280.3250; www. sportswatchbarandgrill.com.

SUN DOWNERS FAMILY RESTAURANT. 1131 S. “E” St., San Bernardino, 909.884.3510; www. sundownersfamilyrestaurant.com TACOS AND TEQUILA. 49750 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.252.4499; www.morongocasinoresort.com.

TROPICAL BBQ. 26684 Margarita Rd., Murrieta, 951.698.4124; www.tropicalbbqtemecula.com.

TWENTY6. 494999 Eisenhower Dr., La Quinta, 760.564.4111; www.laquintaresort.com.

fri 01/10

THE ROB STALEY BAND

There’s nothing better than a good-looking cowboy to get us boot scootin’! Rob Staley, the lead singer and electric guitar player of The Rob Staley Band will be lighting up the stage of the Brandin’ Iron this weekend. This modern cowboy, complete with tattoos and fitted jeans, will be bringing you some great American country hits, so don’t miss this chance to get down and boogie!

Brandin’ Iron, 320 S. E St., San Bernardino, (909) 888-7388; www.brandinironsaloon.com.

sat 01/11

MAYOR’S RACE, SWIM AND WELLNESS FESTIVAL

Health and wellness is a priority for the community of Palm Springs, this one-of-akind wellness festival is happening in order to bring awareness to and combat the growing obesity epidemic. Everyone is welcome to come and run a 5K or 10-mile course for the experienced runners.

8am. Wellness Park, Ruth Hardy Park and Swim at Sunrise Park Palm Springs, CA Corner of Via Miraleste and Tachevah, Palm Springs, www.yoursustainablecity.com.

thu 01/09 BLACK BEAR & THE CHEYENNE AUTUMN BAND

sun 01/12

“BLACK AND WHITE”

Have you heard the tale of Black Bear & The Cheyenne Autumn Band? It all started before Corona was filled with cookie-cutter houses and commercialization; before people even considered moving here. Rich investors hired Native Americans to kill all of the black bears that inhabited the land so settlers would move in, and they managed to kill all . . . but one. Siblings Dani and Jonny Miller are the “Black Bear,” and they have banded together with some vintage-style artists for an authentic folk experience. It is real Americana, frontier-inspired negro-spiritual soul that’s perpetuated by a profound love of nature, Greek philosophy and transcendentalism. The most recent news from the band is that bass player Derrick “Black Bison” Harvey started a new job, drummer Mike “White Owl” Wilson went trekking in Southern Utah and Black Bear and Geneva “Black Rabbit” Miller went on a transcendentalist Mecca to Massachusetts. After the pilgrimage back east, “Black Bear” recorded a solo album called Winter Passing, and the first song, “Autumn Leaves Are Gatherin’,” is now out on TheGreatBlackBear.com (the bands new website). With every song from this raw and minimalist band, you can expect stellar lead vocals paired with perfectly balanced harmonies. You can hear the lonely sob of a harmonica speak up amidst the simple rhythms from some musicians that purposefully stray far away from cumbersome half-stacks and pedal boards. (Derek Obregon) 9:30pm. Eureka! Burger, 580 W. First St., Claremont, (909) 445-8875; www.eurekaburger.com

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tue 01/14

There’s no doubt that hockey is one of the best competitive sports to be a spectator at. Not only do these fearless team of guys have to demonstrate extreme athleticism while skating on the slippery ice, they’re also beating the crap out of each other in the process. Come root on Ontario’s only minor league hockey team, Ontario Reign, as they take on Stockton.

7pm. $5. Citizens Business Bank Arena, 4000 E. Ontario Center Pkwy., Ontario, (909) 244-5500; www.cbbankarena.com.

They first debuted in 1986, and since then The Peking Acrobats have absolutely redefined the breath-taking art form of Chinese acrobatics. Mastering the many complicated aspects of acrobatics, these individuals have mastered contortion, flexibility and control—all while doing so at heights you wouldn’t believe. As a fun event for the whole family, grab your kids, and get ready to be truly amazed.

7pm. $20-$45. McCallum Theatre, 73000 Fred Waring Dr., Palm Desert, (760) 340-2787. www.mccallumtheatre.com.

ONTARIO REIGN VS. STOCKTON

THE PEKING ACROBATS

Providing monthly themes in which local artists are encouraged to interpret in whichever way their imagination takes them, Gallery SOHO has provided a place for amateur painters, photographers, sculptures and more to submit their various works for the public to enjoy and possibly purchase. This month’s theme “Black and White” is sure to bring a wide variety of fantastic works for you to critique, enjoy and even purchase.

11am-4pm. Gallery SOHO, 300 A. S. Thomas St., Pomona, (909) 469-1599; www.pvaa.net.

mon 01/13

“BEATRIZ MEJIAKRUMBEIN: I AM STILL AN ARTIST”

Don’t miss the public reception for the exhibit, “Beatriz Mejia-Krumbein: I Am Still An Artist.” As an art professor at La Sierra University, Beatriz Mejia-Krumbien is exhibiting large scale drawings, paintings, videos and three-dimensional works. For decades she has created pieces that speak to the viewer of the importance that social action holds in her life, and many works from throughout her artistic career that demonstrate this will be on display.

6pm-8pm. La Sierra’s Branstarter Gallery, La Sierra University, 4500 Riverwalk Pkwy., Riverside, (951) 785-2170; www.lasierra.edu.

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MUSIC 135 EAST. Every Sun Sunday Slaughterhouse. Every Tues Rock Tuesdays feat. Live bands. 10pm. Every Wed Live hip-hop. 6pm. 135 2nd St., Pomona, 909.629.8100; www.135east.com.

ALOFT HOTEL. Every Wed Acoustic Wednesdays. 8pm. 10480 4th St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.484.2018; www. aloftontario-rc.com.

AROMA INDIAN GRILL & BANQUET. Every Fri All The Way Live Dinner & Jazz Show. 7pm & 10pm. 965 W. Foothill Blvd.,

Upland, 909.982-3616; www.aromagrillupland.com.

BAHAMA MAMA’S SPORTS BAR. Every Wed Open Mic Jam. 24801 Sunnymead Blvd., Moreno Valley, 951.485.0203.

BARNACLES SPORTS BAR. Every Fri-Sat Live Music. 1936 Mentone Blvd., Mentone, 909.794.5851; www.barnaclessportsbar.com.

BENJARONG. Every Fri-Sat Live Music.

1001 Park Ave., Redlands, 909.792.3235; www.thebenjarong.com.

BRANDIN IRON. Fri-Sat Rob Staley. 320 S. E St., San Bernardino, 909.888.7388; www.brandinironsaloon.com.

THE BULLDOG PUB. Every Thurs Bob Summers and His Quartet. Every Sun Bob Summers’ Open Mic Night. 4pm-8pm.

Shows: 21+. 1667 N. Mountain Ave., Upland, 909.946.6614.

CADILLAC RANCH. Every Thurs Karaoke. 9pm . Fri-Sat River Road. 9pm. Sun Jaye Sooter. 5pm . 22581 Outer Hwy. 18, Apple Valley, 760.247.7060; www.cadillacranchav.com.

THE CAVE. Sat 2-Bit Palomino. 8pm.

40789 Village Dr., Big Bear Lake, 877.825.4388.

CLUB TRINIDAD. Every Mon and Tues Tomcats. 7pm-11pm. The Purple Room, 1900 E. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.969.1800.

DAILY GRIND. Every 1st Fri Open Mic. 6pm-10pm. Every Sat Live Showcase.

2955 Van Buren Blvd., Riverside, 951.352.7477; wwwdailybrewcrew.com.

EUREKA BURGER. Thurs Black Bear & The Cheyenne Autumn Band. 9:30pm. 580 W 1st St., Claremont, 909.445.8875; www. eurekaburger.com.

EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. Every 1st Sat Live bands feat. Nuke Mutant Promotions Rockabilly, Rock en Espanol and more. 9pm-2am. Every 2nd Fri La Nueva Cueva. 9pm-2am. Every 2nd Sat Live Rockabilly & Phsycobillthescrubdaily.com y bands feat. Empire Ent. & Blue Jean Betty. 9pm-2am. Every 3rd Fri Noche De Bandas Y Conjuntos. 9pm2am. Every 3rd Sat Live heavy metal bands feat. Wolf Attack. 9pm-2am. Every 4th Fri la Nueva Cueva. Every 4th Sat Live ska and reggae bands. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www. empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+.

FANTASY SPRINGS RESORT CASINO. Sat Snoop Lion. 84245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 760.342.5000; www.fantasyspringsresort.com.

FLOUR FUSION. Every Fri Live Music.

7pm. 133 N. Main St., Lake Elsinore, 951.245.1166; www.flourfusion.com.

THE GLASS HOUSE. Sat Young Dubliners. 7pm. 200 W. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.865.3802; www.theglasshouse.us.

HANGAR 24 BREWERY. Every Wed Live Music. 6:30pm-9:30pm.1710 Sessums Dr., Redlands, 909.398.1400; www.hangar24brewery.com.

HIP KITTY JAZZ AND FONDUE. Thurs, Jan. 9 Suit & Skirt. 7pm. Fri Rumble King.

8pm. Sat Little A & The Allnighters. 8pm.

Sun Sweet-Heat World Beat & Latin Rhythms. 7pm. Tues Technopagan. 9pm.

Wed Jaxx Sessions presents THE JAM with host Sean Amato. 8pm. 502 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.447.6700; www. hipkittyjazz.com.

LA CREPERIE. Every Fri-Sat Jazz Night.

7pm-10pm. 3968 Grand Ave., Chino, 909.342.6016; www.lacreperiecafe.net.

LEWIS FAMILY PLAYHOUSE. Sat A Musical Tribute to Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Sun Heavenly Laughter. 12505 Cultural Center Dr., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.477.2752; www.lewisfamilyplayhouse.com.

MARDI GRAS RESTAURANT. Every Sat Jeff Chaz Blues Band. 7pm. 201 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.884.5000; www. mardigras-restaurant.com.

MARGARITAS RESTAURANT. Every Sun Live Music. 10:30am. 1000 E Tahquitz Canyon Rd., Palm Springs, 760.778.3500; www.margaritasrestaurant.net.

MARIO’S PLACE. Every Fri & Sat Live Music. 10pm-1am. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7755; www.mariosplace.com.

MCCALLUM THEATRE, Fri A Musical Tribute to Hank Williams and Patsy Cline.

8pm. Mon Keyboard Conversations with Jeffrey Siegel. 7pm. 73000 Fred Waring Dr., Palm Desert, 760.340.2787. www. mccallumtheatre.com.

MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Fri The Mad Marionettes. Sat Big Sandy. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www.missiontobaccolounge.com THE PALACE. Every 1st and 3rd Sun West Coast Sundays 9pm. 1276 W. 7th St., Upland, www.openmicbattle.eventbrite.

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PECHANGA RESORT AND CASINO. FriSat The Fab Four – The Ultimate Beatles Tribute. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 951.693.1819; www.pechanga. com.

PEPE’S RESTAURANTAND ENTERTAINMENT. Every Fri Live Music. 31780 Railroad Canyon Rd., Canyon Lake, 951.244.7373; www.pepescanyonlake. com.

PONDEROSA BAR & GRILL. Fri The Tomcats. 9pm. 27126 Shadel Rd., Sun City,

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PLUM HOUSE COFFEE CLUB. Every Fri, Sat & Tues Open Mic. Night. 6pm. 3882 12th St., Riverside, 951.784.1369; www. myspace.com/theplumhouse.

THE PURPLE ROOM, Fri Leo Gosselin 6pm.

Sat Todd Ashley 6pm. 572 N Indian Canyon, Palm Springs, 760.969.1800.

REDLANDS UNDERGROUND. Every Mon Open mic night hosted by Shaina Turian. 9:30pm. 19 E. Citrus, Redlands, 909.798.1500; www.redlandsunderground.com.

ROMANO’S CONCERT LOUNGE. Every Wed Open Mic Night. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., Riverside, 951.781.7662; www. theconcertlounge.com.

SORREL BISTRO. Every First Fri Therapy feat. Live music and art. 41377 Margarita Rd., Suite F-108, Temecula, 951.2963372; www.sorrelbistro.com.

SPORTSWATCH BAR & GRILL. Every Fri Live music. 9pm. 27961 Highland Ave. #B, Highland, 909.280.3250; www. sportswatchbarandgrill.com.

SPOTLIGHT 29 CASINO. Sat Kathleen Madigan. 46-200 Harrison Pl., Coachella, 866.377.6829; www.spotlight29.com THE UPSIDEDOWN BAR. Every Thurs Live reggae. Every Fri Live rock music. Every Sat 80s Night. 10555 Mills Ave., Montclair, 909.626.9091; www.upsidedownbar.com. 21+.

TOBY KEITH’S I LOVE THIS BAR & GRILL. Sat Gold Rush Country. 9pm. 12635 N. Main St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.922.8032; www.facebook.com/tobykeithsbarranchoca.

upcoming THE MARIA SHAFER GROUP, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Jan. 16.

HOBO JAZZ, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Jan. 17.

HOLLYWOOD WRANGLERS, Brandin’ Iron, Jan. 17.

LEO GOSSLIN, The Purple Room, Jan. 17.

SOUTHERN SPIRIT, Cadillac Ranch Saloon, Jan. 17.

HOLLYWOOD WRANGLERS, Brandin’ Iron, Jan. 18.

JOHN PIZZARELLI, McCallum Theatre, Jan. 18.

PETER HARPER, Folk Music Center, Jan. 18.

SOUTHERN SPIRIT, Cadillac Ranch Saloon, Jan. 18.

THE TIM GILLS ALL-STARS, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Jan. 18.

TODD ASHLEY, The Purple Room, Jan. 18.

WHISKEY RAMBLER, Mission Tobacco Lounge, Jan. 18.

THE BASTARDS OF BELLEVILLE, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Jan. 19.

MERLETALLICA, Cadillac Ranch Saloon, Jan. 19.

BEAT CINEMA’S BEAT BATTLE VOL.7, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Jan. 21.

A MUSICAL TRIBUTE TO FRANKIE VALLI AND THE FOUR SEASONS, McCallum Theatre, Jan. 21.

OPEN JAM WITH CARL BUNCH & FRIENDS, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Jan. 22.

bars & lounges 2ND AVENUE SALOON & SPORTS BAR. Come on, rack ‘em up, right over here!

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12TH FLOOR WINE BAR & COCKTAIL LOUNGE. We’ve been told that this Fantasy Springs location is picturesque.

Just imagine what you can see from the 12th floor! Fri Weekly Wine Down tastings. 7pm-9pm. $30. 84-245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 800.827.2946; www.fantasyspringsresort.com.

26 DEGREES. Cold beer, hot girls, great food, good times! Tues Ladies night.

Wed & Thurs Karaoke. Happy hour, daily 3pm-7pm. 1535 E. Ontario Ave. #101, Corona, 951.734.1900.

135 EAST. This is the newest lounge bar on the block that not only has an extensive dining menu and plenty of musical events to choose from but you’re also confronted with one of the most difficult decisions: choosing from one of their 135 different martinis. Happy Hour: Mon-Fri, 3pm-7pm. 2 for 1 beers and well drinks. 1/2 off appetizers. 135 2nd St., Pomona, 909.629.8100; www.135east. com.

340 RESTAURANT & NIGHTCLUB. Every Fri-Sat 2-4-1 drinks 7pm-9pm. Every Sun All drinks 2-4-1, 7pm-9pm. Open drag contest hosted by Rupaul’s Drag Race All Star Raven, 9:30pm. TIGERHEAT presents LOUD! 340 S. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.865.9340; www.340nightclub.com.

ALIBI EAST. The bar’s website states that it’s all new and even “industrial strength.” Sun Beer Bust. $1.50 domestic drafts, $1 tacos. 3pm-9pm. Mon “M” Madness Mondays. Any “m” drink for $5. Tues Karaoke. 9pm-1am. Wed Happy hour all day. Thurs $3-$4-$5 drafts and wells. Fri $2 domestic bottles. 9pm.

225 S. San Antonio Ave., Pomona, 909.623.9422; www.alibieast.com.

ART’S BAR & GRILL. Over 50 varieties of cold beer, right here! Tues Taco Tuesdays, 75 cent tacos. 3357 University Ave., Riverside, 951.683.9520.

BACK DOOR. Just a regular little ol’ bar with a juke, pool table, darts and Monday Night Football, if it’s on (and in season). 1250 E. Mission Blvd., Pomona, 909.622.6282.

BACK TO THE GRIND. Every Tues Open mic music night. 7pm. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800; www. back2thegrind.com.

BAHAMA MAMAS SPORTS BAR. This place has it all with six pool tables, 14 flat screen TVs, a dance floor and an outdoor patio with entertainment every night. Every Mon Karaoke. Every Wed Live Open Mic Jam with The Tomcats. 7:30pm. Every Thurs Hip-hop. Every Fri-Sat Great Dance Music. Every Sun NFL Sunday Ticket. Every Day Happy Hour 3pm-7pm. 24801 Sunnymead Blvd., Moreno Valley, 951.485.0203.

BARNACLES SPORTS BAR. They’ve got plenty of specialty drinks that will turn your calm evening of enjoying live music and good food into the night of your life! Happy Hour: 3pm-7pm. Every Tues and Thurs Karaoke. Every Wed Free jukebox. 6pm-9pm. 1936 Mentone Blvd., Mentone, 909.794.5851; www. barnaclessportsbar.com.

BIG CHEESE PIZZA CO. Sun Swerve Sundays, $5 with student ID, $10 cover, $20 Vip patio. Ladies free before 10pm. 3397 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 888.784.0555; www.thebigcheesepiza.

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BLACK HORSE TAVERN. This recently remodeled Norco hangout has ten beers on tap and daily lunch specials. Happy Hour food and drink specials Mon-Fri, 3pm-7pm; all day Sun. 1825 Hamner Ave. #A, Norco, 951.278.2771.

BLACK WATCH PUB. An Upland staple featuring plenty of regulars and plenty of folks just there for the live music, which happens every weekend. Thurs Darts. Fri-Sat Live bands. 497-B N. Central Ave., Upland, 909.981.6069; www. myspace.com/blackwatchpub.

BLU BAR & GRILL. Located inside the Hilton Ontario Airport, this stop features a ton of drink specials, from drafts and wells to wines and much more. (There are food specials, too.) Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 4pm-6pm. 700 N. Haven Ave., Ontario, 909.980.0400.

THE BOILER ROOM. Happy Hour, TuesSat, 7pm-10pm. 345 5th St., Redlands, 909.792.8855; www.theboilerroom.com.

BOONDOCKS. It was the new bar in town. (That is, until the next one opened.) Thurs Karaoke. Fri Live bands.

Sat Karaoke. Sun Open mic night. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed Industry night. 100 E. Harrison, Corona, 951.739.0646; www. myspace.com/boondockscorona.

BRANDIN’ IRON. California’s longest running honky-tonk, since 1969. Brassy, classy authentic saloon and restaurant, with a huge maple dance floor to scoot your boots. 18+ unless otherwise noted. Thurs World Famous $1.50 U-Call-Its, $2.50 domestics. 5pm-2am.

Fri Ladies Night. $1 drafts, $2.50 wells.

7pm-9pm.18+. Sat Dollar Saturday, $1 drafts, 2.50 wells. 6pm-2am. Tues $1 Taco Night. 6pm-1am. Wed College Night. No cover with college/military ID. 7pm-11pm. $1 Drafts, $2 Well Drinks, $2 longnecks.

Happy Hour: Tues, 6pm-1am, Wed, 7pm3am, Thurs, 5pm-2am, Fri, 7pm-9pm, Sat, 6pm-9pm. 320 S. E St., San Bernardino, 909.888.7388; www.brandinironsaloon. com.

THE BULLDOG PUB. Mon Comedy Night.

Tues Pub Quiz. Wed Open Mic Night.

Fri Karaoke. 9pm. 1667 Mountain Ave. #117, Upland, 909.946.6614. cACTUS CANTINA. Plenty of frozen specialty drinks to keep you coming back to their drink menu (there’s some good grub, too). Mon-Fri Food specials & happy hour. 3pm-6pm. 151 E. Alessandro Blvd., Riverside, 951.789.0211; www. cactuscantina.org.

CADILLAC RANCH. Everything you could possibly want in a bar: karaoke, featured days; heck if you pay them they’ll even call a limo to come pick you up. Sat Karaoke Party. 9pm. Every Mon Football party 5pm. 22581 Outer Hwy. 18, Apple Valley, 760.247.7060; www.cadillacranchav.com.

CANCUN BAR & GRILL. It’s a Dance club, fine dining and sports bar: Cancun Bar & Grill has it all! Daily food and drink specials. Not to mention the massive beer and liquor selection available. Thirty flat screens cover the walls with awesome surround sound. Plus free pool from 4pm -11pm. 801 Tri City Center Dr., Redlands. 909.798.5400.

CAPRI LOUNGE. Just a nice local bar.

Really. Ask them. We did. 1355 E. 4th St., Ontario, 909.984.5405.

CARNAVAL NIGHTCLUB. You’re ideal club, completing your night of dancing and rockin music that tricks you into thinking you’re somewhere in Rio. 342 S. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.623.6600; www.carnavalclub.com.

CASA 425. A gorgeous and rather hip

hotel in the western half of Claremont’s Village, with a lovely lounge to boot.

Sun-Thurs Happy hour with drink specials. 4pm-7pm. 425 W. 1st St., Claremont, 866.450.0425; www.casa425.com.

CHAPARRAL LIVE ROOM. It’s no longer just another bar in a bowling alley, as the Live Room’s now a full-scale nightclub with a dance floor, pool tables, hidef TVs, darts, nightly drink specials and food! Thurs, Sat & Sun Live music. Fri Karaoke. Wed Strike Lounge. 8pm. 400 W. Bonita Ave., San Dimas, 909.592.2772; www.chaparralliveroom.com.

CHAPPIE’S. Its St. Patrick’s Day all year long at this lounge pub that doesn’t have pool tables but does have two golfing machines and dart boards. Live bands, occasionally. Thurs, Sat & Sun Live music. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 7am10am & 4pm-6pm. Mon & Tues Karaoke.

Wed DJ. 229 E. Florida Ave., Hemet, 951.658.3410.

CHARACTERS. Located in downtown Pomona’s Antique Row/Arts & Music Colony, this bar features pool tables, darts and live sports. There’s also live music and DJs in the outdoor patio.

Thurs Ladies Night. Drink specials. Fri-Sat Live bands. Sun Karaoke. 9pm. 276 E. 1st St., Pomona, 909.622.9070; www. characterspomona.com.

CHERP’S COCKTAILS. Go here, if only to find out who or what Cherp is. Mon-Fri Happy Hour. 3pm-6pm. 8627 Sierra Ave., Fontana, 909.823.1234.

CHULAS RESTAURANT & SPORTS BAR. Fri Karaoke. 9pm. Every 1st, 3rd & 5th Fri Funky Fridays. DJ/dancing. Top 40 hits. 401 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.391.1000; www.mtnchulas.com.

CITIZENS BUSINESS BANK ARENA, Sun Cantares Corp Presenta Joan Sebastian; Ezequiel Pena. 7pm. 4000 E. Ontario Center Pkwy., Ontario. 909.244.5500; www.cbbankarena.com CLOVER CLUB. Pool tables and all that usual bar stuff. Fri & Sat Karaoke. 8pm.

25570 Baseline St., San Bernardino, 909.884.8363.

CORRAL BAR & GRILL. Dining, sports and an atmosphere of a friendly neighborhood bar where everyone knows your name. Mon-Fri Happy Hour. 3pm-7pm.

12345 S. Mountain Ave. #2, Chino, 909.613.5995.

COYOTE BEACH. Featuring some of the best BBQ around, plus don’t miss the pool tables and air hockey. Open Tues-Sat, 4pm. Fri-Sat DJ Dance night.

Tues Taco Tuesdays, $1 tacos. Tues & Wed Free pool. Wed Karaoke. 8pm. 835 N. Main St., Corona, 951.371.2225.

DBA256 GALLERY.WINE BAR. Ritzy and sophisticated, this comfy wine bar doubles as an art gallery with rotating monthly exhibits. Mon, Wed, Thurs & Fri Happy Hour. 3pm-6pm. Wine tasting daily. 6pm-9pm. 256 S. Main St., Pomona, 909.623.7600; www.dba256.com.

DEMPSEY’S SPORTS BAR & GRILL. As the flier says, it’s a whole new ball game in Corona. Big screen TVs are showing all your favorite teams. (We love the Clippers!) Thurs Ladies Night. Live DJs. Tues Comedy Night. Wed-Fri Live bands.

Happy hour, 4pm-7pm. 511 N. Main St. #105, Corona, 951.270.0152; www. dempseyssportsbar.com.

DUKE’S BAR & GRILL. Great food, flat screens, sports, music, dancing and more. Not to mention the intense Karaoke contests. Happy hour every day, 4pm-6pm. Every Wed Karaoke. 9pm. 3221 Iowa Ave., Riverside, 951.248.1143.

ELGIN & FAGAN. Sun-Wed Free pool.

3pm-2am. Mon Guys Night. $2.50 do-

Disney Junior Live on Tour!

Pirate and Princess Adventure Sat, Jan. 11-12

After the long and tiring holiday season, enjoy some family fun and ring in the New Year with a new and exciting show! Join Mickey and Minnie as they go on an adventure with characters from the hit shows Sophia the First and Jake and the Never Land Pirates. When attending this oneof-a-kind production, visitors will get to experience a fun and interactive preshow with the love-able Doc McStuffins, helping Doc tend to her sick little toys with love and magic. After that you will be taken on an adventure to the land of Enchancia, where Princess Sophia and her royal family prepare for the annual friendship festival, Cinderella makes a special appearance helping Sophia find the perfect gift to take to the festival. The adventure continues in Never Land where Jake and his pirate friends, Izzy and Chubby, race against time to find an enchanting volcano filled with treasure. Throughout the adventure Jake and his pals receive the help of the one and only Peter Pan, giving them the ability to fly across the stage with some of Tinker Bell’s pixie dust. This truly is a magical experience that you and your family will cherish forever. With shows selling out nationally, you better act fast if you want to join in on this swashbuckling, grand adventure. (Victoria Banegas) IE Citizens Business Bank Arena, 4000 E. Ontario Pkwy., Ontario, (909) 244-5500; www.cbbankarena.com. 11am, 2:30pm and 5:30pm. $25-$75.

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calendar mestic bottles for guys. 6pm-2am. Wed Ladies Night. $2.50 wells for ladies.

6pm-2am. Happy hour: daily, 3pm-6pm.

336 W. Highland Ave., San Bernardino, 909.883.8171.

EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. The Empire knows what’s up! Cheap drinks, tasty finger foods, five TVs, free pool and free parking. Not to mention a pretty sweet sound system, dance floor and plenty of live music and DJs to go around! Happy hour: Mon-Sat 4pm-8pm. Half-off all beers & mix drinks.

Every Mon Swag Promotions. 8pm-10pm.

Open Mic 10pm-2am. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www.empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+.

EVENTS BAR & GRILL. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed, Sat & Sun Drink specials.

Happy hour, 11am-7pm. 16560 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.352.2693.

FINISH LINE BAR & GRILL. Let’s put the emphasis on sports with this sports bar and grill, featuring racing-themed memorabilia, fitting for its positioning somewhere between a horse racing track and a drag strip. Wagering, lotsa TVs and, of course, plenty of food and drink, too. Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 5pm-7:30pm. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed Karaoke. 2201 N. White Ave., Gate 12, Pomona, 909.865.4154; www.fairplex. com/flsg.

THE FLAMINGO. A staple of the Redlands bar scene—which, in the I.E., means that there are a few bars within walking distance of each other. The often-mistakenly-called Pink Flamingo is your classic neighborhood bar that’s been open for years. Tues Karaoke.

10pm. 338 Orange St., Redlands, 909.792.9917.

FOX BAR & GRILL. A hotspot in downtown Pomona right next to the historic Fox Theater, featuring 36 flat screen TVs, live entertainment and all sorts of good grub and daily specials.

Happy Hour, Mon-Fri, 5pm-8pm; Sat-Sun, 11am-8pm. 333 S. Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3671.

GALLI’S RESTAURANT & BAR. This nice little place keeps it lively every day of the week. Sun & Tues Karaoke. 7pm.

6620 Carnelian St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.941.1100; www.gallis.net.

FRIAR TUCKS. Open for well over a decade, Tucks is all about supporting live music. From punk rock and reggae to drum & bass, the tunes are always bumpin’ in this Pomona landmark castle. Happy hour, 4pm-7pm. 540 E. Foothill Blvd., Pomona, 909.625.7265; www.myspace.com/friarsus.

GRAZIANO’S SPORTS BAR. Sat Karaoke.

8pm. Mon-Fri Happy hour, 3pm-7pm. Wed Karaoke. 1615 Mountain Ave., Upland, 909.981.2924.

THE GREEN FROG. Guess what? That’s right! Pool tables and a juke. Fri Live bands. Wed Comedy night. 27212 Baseline St., Highland, 909.864.6169.

HANGAR 24 CRAFT BREWERY. Sick of not getting fresh beer? Well, folks, this is fresh beer, as in made right before your very own eyes. Pale Ale or an Orange Wheat, anyone? Tasting hours Mon-Fri, 11am-9pm. 1710 Sessums Dr., Redlands, 909.389.1400; www.hangar24brewery. com HARD HATS. They have your favorite

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game or race on the large screen satellite TVs, NFL Sunday Ticket, pool, games and an exclusive smoking room.

Last Wed of every month Lingerie Party.

You can get your beer from a chick in a bikini or lacy under-things. (Not sure if you have to wear the lingerie yourself.) 1950 S. Four Wheel Dr., Norco, 951.734.0276; www.clubzone.com.

HAROLD’S SALOON. Hey, they got some of them pool tables here—and some chilly-willy beer! What more do you need? Just a life-sized pig in the corner. 3834 Megginson Ln., Riverside; 951.359.5261.

HI-BROW. Probably one of the coolest “dive” bars anywhere because it actually hasn’t been overrun with poser Joe Cools, instead catering to the up-andcoming generation of hapless barflies.

Open 365 days a year—which means you really don’t have to sit through an entire Christmas dinner with your relatives. 547 E. Foothill Blvd., Pomona, 909.626.9340.

Hideaway. Oh, yeah. Pool, juke and some sweet, sweet sounds of Ernie the Mailman singin’ the Everly Brothers. Thurs Karaoke. 9pm. Sun Free pool.

32392 Mission Trail, Lake Elsinore, 951.245.4919.

HIP KITTY JAZZ & FONDUE. A swanky little joint with great bar and a beautiful stage featuring live jazz most nights.

Open Tues-Sun, 6:30pm-2am. 502 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.447.6700; www. hipkittyjazz.com.

THE HOOKUP. Neighborhoody gay bar with a juke, pool table and a restaurant in back. Thurs Pool tournament.

8pm. Sat-Sun Specials. 10am-2pm. Sun Beer Bust. 3pm-8pm. Wed Karaoke! 8pm.

1047 E. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.620.2844; www.hook-up.net.

JOE’S BAR & GRILL. “The fun flows from your head to your toes when you party at Joe’s.” I’m mad that I didn’t write that catchphrase myself. Thurs Family Karaoke Night. 7:30pm-11:30pm. Fri Rockin’ Karaoke Night. 10pm-2am. Sat Live bands. 10pm. Sun Champagne Brunch. 10am-2pm. Tues Taco Night. Wed Spaghetti Night. 10909 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.637.3931.

KEALOHA’S TASTE OF THE ISLANDS. This authentic Hawaiian restaurant is unlike any L&L Hawaiian Barbeque you’ve ever had. Not to mention their very own Mai Tai Lounge this features some neat drink specials. Mon Game Night.

Tues Karaoke. 9pm. Wed Ladies Night feat. food and drink specials for the ladies. Mon-Sat Happy hour. 2pm-7pm.

Late Night Happy hour. 9pm-close. Sun Happy hour. 2pm-6pm. 12206 Central Ave., Chino, 909.590.0604; www.kealohas.com.

KELLY’S SPORTS BAR & BILLIARDS. Yep, they’ve got the sports, the pool table and some live music to rock the house, too. Have fun. Mon-Thurs Happy hour.

10pm-1am. Fri-Sat Karaoke. 5402 Philadelphia Ave., Chino, 909.591.8770.

KICKS SPORTS PUB. All the sports and all the pub you’ve ever wanted, in the heart of downtown Fontana. Thurs Kamikazes. $1.50 all night. Fri-Sat Karaoke & drink specials. 9pm-1:45am. Sun Pool Tournament. 4pm. Tues Ladies Night.

Shots $1 off. $6 pitchers. Wed Tequila

Wednesdays. Happy hour, 10am-12pm, 5pm-7pm. 16788 Arrow Blvd., Fontana, 909.350.1160.

KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL, RIVERSIDE. Every Wed Geeks Who Drink Live Trivia.

3639 Riverside Plaza Dr. #532, Riverside, 951.682.2933; www.killarneys.com.

KIM’S SPORTS BAR. Nearly a dozen beers on tap and over a hundred varieties of liquor for your drinkin’ pleasure.

Plus, enough TVs to ensure no game goes missed. Happy hour daily, 3pm7pm. Tues Karaoke. 9pm. Thurs Bike Night.

6pm. 2994 Rubidoux Blvd., Riverside, 951.686.2200.

KNOCKERS SPORTS BAR. Don’tcha just love the name? Gotta have a little excitement with your drinks. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4pm-7pm. 5363 Arrow Hwy., Montclair, 909.445.0301.

LAKE ALICE TRADING CO. “The Lake” has been around forever, and offers a sports bar scene with something for everyone: pinball, plasma screen TVs and live music. Happy hour MonFri, 4pm-7pm. Thurs Karaoke. 9pm. FriSat Live bands. Mon Monday Night Football. Tues Taco Tuesday. Wed Live bands. 3616 University Ave., Riverside, 951.686.7343; www.lakealicetradingco. com.

LIAM’S IRISH PUB The local Cheers of Colton! Come down for live music, karaoke, comedy and their 38 beers on tap - and you have to at least try the Leprechaun Nuts! Sun, Mon & Thurs.

Karaoke. Tues Comedy Night with $1 tacos and $3 Corona. Wed. Free pool.

Everyday. Happy hour. 11am-6:30pm.

Fri & Sat Live Entertainment. 1087 S. Mt. Vernon Ave., Colton, 909.422.9900; www.liamsirishpub.com.

LIMERICKS TAVERN. This neat place sports cool wooden décor and about 15 TVs! Try out some Irish Nachos and watch your favorite sport or well, watch multiple sports at the same time because you totally can.

Happy Hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-6pm. 99 cent Draft when you buy one at regular price. 1234 West Foothill Blvd., Upland, 909.920.5630.

LIT. It’s Fantasy Springs newest bar and lounge (formerly known as the “Fantasy Lounge”). Fri-Sat Live bands.

9pm. 84245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 760.342.5000; www.fantasyspringsresort. com.

THE LOUNGE. The drink specials here start at 6 a.m. Yeah, what are you doing at that time of the morning anyways? Downing a glass of milk with your toast or something? Happy hour daily, 4pm-7pm. Sunday $2.50 Yager Shot. $4 Yager Bomb. Tues $1.75 Budlights. Every Thurs Karaoke. 9pm. 1125 W. 6th St., Corona, 951.808.9122; www. theloungebarcorona.com.

LOUNGE 33. Legendary martinis, right here! (The Brooklyn Filthy Martini is sort of like the Amy Winehouse of cocktails—it might be a mess, but definitely worth a try.) Sun Karaoke. Mon-Thurs Happy hour. 4pm-7pm. 3639 Riverside Plaza Dr., Riverside, 951.784.4433; www. loungethirtythree.com.

LULU’S HIDEOUT. Well, Little Lulu certainly has her ears full with karaoke seven nights a week! Yep, karaoke every day! Mon-Sat Happy hour. 4pm-7pm.

1958 W. Rialto Ave., San Bernardino, 909.884.3244.

M15. Your one stop spot for one awesome mix of both cover and up and coming bands. Every Fri ’80s Night. $5 cover. $3 domestic drafts, $5 skinny girl margaritas, $3 gummy bear shots.

Every Sun Sunday Night ComedI.E. $15. 1/2 off appetizers, $3 domestic drafts. 9022 Pulsar Ct. #H, Corona, 951.200.4465; www.m15concerts.com.

MARIO’S PLACE. Northern Italian Cuisine, weekend music and specialty drinks? I’m in. Fri $4 Selected Craft Beers. 9pm. Sat Specialty Cocktail. Classic Rock and Funk music. $3 off each drink on list. 9pm. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7755; www.mariosplace.com.

MARQUIS COCKTAIL LOUNGE. The other happiest place on Earth, it’s the perfect hangout for a couple drinks and a fine dine. Booze ‘n’ meat…it’s what’s for dinner! Fri-Sat DJs & live music. 9pm.

1036 W. Highland Ave., San Bernardino, 909.882.9342.

THE MAVERICK. If you’re at a saloon, and it’s in Norco, chances are you’re in the right spot for some country and western music action. Sun-Thurs Karaoke 8pm-2am. Fri-Sat Live music 9pm-2am.

Tues-Thurs $1 tacos. Happy hour SunSat, 2pm-7pm. 3841 Old Hamner, Norco.

951.734.6640. www.mavericksaloonnorco.com.

MCALAN’S PUB & GRILL. Great food with bands and Top 40 playing weekends. Thurs Live music. 9pm. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed $5 Steak Night. 5pm. 6321 Haven Ave., Alta Loma, 909.484.7847.

MENACE MOTORCYCLE BAR & GRILL. We’re wondering what the dudes who ride their 1200cc Harleys to this place think of our sputtering 49cc mopeds.

(They’re probably cool with ‘em.) Wellknown for their BBQ along the Ortega Highway. Thurs Karaoke 7pm. Fri-Sun Live music. 8pm. 15573 Grand Ave., Lake Elsinore, 951.609.0555; www.menacesportsbarandgrill.com.

THE MENAGERIE. We heard this petite, gay dance club isn’t for old geezers anymore, as it was back in the ‘80s.

Drag nights and ‘80s nights are part of the weekly fare. Mon Karaoke. 8pm.

Drink specials Mon-Fri. 3581 University Ave., Riverside, 951.788.8000; www. clubmenagerie.com.

MIGUEL’S CALIFORNIA MEXICAN COCINA & CANTINA. This family-owned joint actually has three locations and their margaritas are stuff of straight legend. 1920 Frontage Rd., Corona, 951.520.8911; www.miguelsrestaurant. com.

MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Offering live music seven nights a week, plus a world-class selection of cigars in a climate-controlled walk-in humidor, and a secluded smoking lounge. Of course, there’s a full bar with lunch and dinner menus, too. Thurs I Luv Dubstep, 1/2 price drinks from 10pm-1am. Tues $2 Tuesdays. $2 Well drinks. $2.50 Domestic drafts. Wed $7 PBR tall can and whiskey shot. Summertime happy hour every day, 11am-7pm, $3 domestics and wells, $4 imports, $5 top shelf liquor.

“The Pre-Game,” every day, 8pm-10pm. $2 domestic bottles, $3 wells. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www.missiontobaccolounge.com.

Morgan’s Tavern. Tues Free pool. Sun Drink specials. 4850 Tyler Ave., Riverside, 951.785.6775.

MORONGO CASINO RESORT & SPA. You’ve already got a perfect gamblin’ spot in Cabazon, what more could you possibly want? Oh that’s right, the recent arrival of an amazing Mexican food restaurant called Tacos & Tequila.

Drink up, pig out. $5 food and drink happy hour, 2pm-6pm & 9pm-close. every day. 49500 Seminole Dr., Cabazon,

Snoop Lion Sat, Jan. 11

The story goes like this. Back in ‘93, Snoop came on the mainstream hip-hop market with his debut album, Doggystyle. Not sure if you’re familiar with it, but this record had a marginally popular song by the name of “Gin and Juice.” After going on to top the Billboard chart at #1, the debut record continued on as the foundation for his 20+ years on the scene. Not only has Snoop made himself a pinnacle part of hip-hop culture, but he has added philanthropist and documentary filmmaker to his list of accomplishments.

After taking a recording trip to the sunny island of Jamaica, Snoop found his spirit animal and has resurfaced to grace us all with his new moniker, Snoop Lion. Now, with his new project REINCARNATED, Snoop has given us a taste of reggae flavor in his new music, a photo book for our viewing pleasure and a feature-length film chronicling his travels and the progression of his album. On top of this, Mr. Lion is spearheading Mind Gardens, a self-sustainable gardening initiative that will positively hit the eyes and ears of the millions of new and old Snoop fans worldwide. To get a glimpse of Snoop Lion in his natural habitat, catch him on stage at the Fantasy Springs Resort. Get pumped for songs from the era of Snoop Dogg, but also that of the newly crowned king of the OG jungle, Snoop Lion. (Kim Johnson) IE Fantasy Springs Resort, 84-245 Indio Springs Dr., Indio, (760) 345-2450; www.fantasyspringsresort.com. 8pm. $39-$89.

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MU RESTAURANT. Every Sat Electro Nights. 309 W. State St., Redlands, 909.798.7747; www.mumartini.com.

THE MUSIC ROOM. Thurs & Sun Free pool. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-10pm.

4360 N. Sierra Way, San Bernardino, 909.883.6513.

THE OFFICE SALOON. Originally known as Flashbacks, this place has taken a complete 360 with more flat screens added to the mix, including one 150 inch big screen and the added DIRECTV content. Not to mention the newly added stage, dance floor and weekend live music. Happy hour MonFri, 4pm-7pm. Drink specials. 123 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.884.3088.

OASIS NIGHT CLUB. Every Fri-Sat $3 drink specials. Entrance free until 9pm.

Every Sun Drag Idol, 18+. Every Wed $3 U-Call-Its all night, $4 premiums. 50% off food menu 10pm-1am.

1386 E. Foothill Blvd., Upland, 909.920.9590; www.oasisnightclubupland.com.

O’HARA’S COCKTAIL LOUNGE. So, we know this totally sounds like an Irish pub, but guess what? It’s just a regular ol’ bar! What the hell’s the world coming to? Thurs Karaoke. Mon Free pool. Wed Free darts. Happy hour MonFri, 3pm-7pm. 15788 Grand Ave., Lake Elsinore, 951.678.3512.

O’LEARY’S IRISH PUB. The luck of the Irish is here, with pool tables, darts, shuffleboard and sports viewing. 142 S. Riverside Dr., Rialto, 909.875.3717.

OMOKASE. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-6pm; Sat, 8pm-close. 8220 Haven Ave. #102, Rancho Cucamonga, 909.941.4111; www.omokase.com.

PAPPY & HARRIET’S. Mon Ted Quinn’s Open Mic Night. 7pm. 53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown, 760.365.5956; www.pappyandharriets.com.

PEPE’S MEXICAN & AMERICAN RESTAURANT. Pepe’s has got all the right ingredients for a good time: sizzling hot Mexican dishes, live music and plenty of food and drink specials. You can’t deny the place its dues; the restaurant has been “having fun since 1971!” Every Fri Karaoke. Every Tues Taco Tuesdays. Every Wed MargaRITa Wednesdays. 31780 Railroad Canyon Rd., Canyon Lake, 951.244.7373; pepescanyonlake.com.

PEPITO’S. Nothing says authentic Mexican food like a big screen TV and a pool table. But you can actually learn something here—each booth has two pictures that tell a story of Mexican life and history. Happy hour, Mon-Fri, 4pm-7pm. 6539 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.788.2652.

PLAYERS BAR & GRILL. Players plays host to some of the best pool players in the nation before they head off to Vegas for the Nationals. If you think you’ve got game, show up for one of the tournaments. Free pool every day until 7pm. Fri-Sun Karaoke. 9pm. Mon-Fri Drink specials. 5pm-7pm. 11001 Central Ave., Ontario, 909.628.8495.

RA SUSHI. Check out this great sushi stop, full with unique rolls to satisfying any sushi fan. Happy hour Mon-Sat, 3pm-7pm; Sun, 8pm-12pm. 2785 Cabot Dr.,

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RACKS BILLIARDS AND BOURBON. Plenty of bands have been known to play at Racks. Additionally they have live DJs, beer pong, keno, six pool tables, dart boards, a dance floor, smoking room and all new food menu! Pluas, they show every NFL game of five big screens and 20 TVs. 1650 E. Sixth St., Corona, 951.371.9738; facebook.com/ racksbilliardsandbourbon.

RED FOX BAR. If you’re looking for a place to have a few drinks and hang out then this joint is perfect. With Thurs College Night, Drink Specials. Sun Free Pool. 10am-6pm. $3 Wells. $2.50 domestic beer. Tues Ladies Night, drink specials.

Wed Free Pool. 10pa-6pm. Mon-Fri Drink Specials. 3142 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.882.9337; www.facebook.com/ redfoxsb.

REVOLUTION RESTAURANT & NIGHT LIFE. Restaurant’s open weekdays, 11am-7pm.

Thurs $2 drafts, $5 teas, $4 Captains. Fri Buy two drinks and a meal, get second meal free. Mon $2 Dos Equis, $2 Bud Light, $4 Micheladas. Tues 50 cent tacos, $3 Mexican beers, $4 margaritas.

Wed 25 cent wings, $3 bottled beers.

Happy Hour: 11am-7pm. 1327 W. Colton Ave., Redlands, 909.335.9700.

THE RIVER LOUNGE. Sat Live music.

Drink specials all night. $2 shots, $4 wells. 9608 Mission Blvd., Riverside, 951.685.5383.

ROB KELLY’S AFTER FIVE COCKTAIL LOUNGE. Kelly’s got the pool, darts and juke to keep you satisfied. Thurs & Tues Karaoke. Wed Ladies night. 133 N. Harvard St., Hemet, 951.652.5300.

ROSCOE’S FAMOUS DELI. Every Tues Team Trivia. 8pm. Every Thurs Jukebox Thursday. 9pm. 14700 Pipeline Ave., Chino Hills, 909.597.3304; www.roscoesfamousdeli.com.

ROYAL FALCONER BRITISH PUB. There’s the atmosphere: dark décor, long and stately bar and British memorabilia. There’s the food: Scottish eggs, bangers and mash, steak and kidney pie. And then there’s the beer: 20 different beers on tap and another 30 varieties in bottles. Bloody marvelous!

Thurs Karaoke. 8pm. Tues LGBT Community & Supporters Night. 9pm. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4pm-6pm. 106 Orange St., Redlands, 909.307.8913; www.royalfalconer.com.

RUMORS. A beer and wine bar that proves you can still butcher Elvis songs without shooting tequila first. Fri-Sat Karaoke. 8:30pm. 1125 Calimesa Blvd., Calimesa, 909.795.4808.

SADDLE SORE SALOON. Hey cowboy, this place’s one of Norco’s finest drink and dance spots. Happy hour daily, 3pm-6pm. 343 6th St., Norco, 951.272.8283; www.myspace.com/ saddlesoresaloon.

SCREAMING CHICKEN SALOON. You better be a biker, or at least like them, when you check out this joint. We already give it our “coolest name ever” award. 18169 Cajon Blvd., San Bernardino, 909.880.0056.

SHAMROCKS GRILLE & PUB. Feelin’ lucky? Try your Irish on for size over here. Tues, Fri & Sat Live entertainment.

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Mon Karaoke. Tues Taco Tuesday.

Wed Luck of the Irish Drink Specials.

4020-B Chino Hills Pkwy., Chino Hills, 909.597.8333; www.myspace.com/ shamrocksbar.

SIMPLICITEA. Your quaint little tea shop with every bit of relaxing herb drinks you can imagine. Every Sat 2-4-1 Student Night. 6pm-8pm. Excludes Merchandise. 7890 Haven Ave., Suite 11, Rancho Cucamonga, 909.917.8600; www.facebook.com/simplicitea.

SKYFOX LOUNGE. You don’t have to drive to Hollywood to get that modern day club vibe, which is exactly the atmosphere that Sky Fox boasts. A short drive to Pomona and you’re living it up with professional DJs and an awesome club experience. Every Thurs Rock it!

Awesome 80s, Indie, and Electro music.

Every Fri Access Fridays with Hip-hop, Mash-ups, Electro. Every Sat Skyfox Saturdays feat. Top 40, Hip-hop, House.

Dress Code strictly enforced. 345 Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3674; www. skyfoxpomona.com.

THE SPORTSMAN BAR. It’s one of our favorite stops when we’re rollin’ down Temescal Canyon. Knock back a cold one in style! Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm6pm. Smoking patio available. 21779 Temescal Cyn., Corona, 951.277.9786; www.facebook.com/pages/TheSportsman-Bar/115557245137996.

SPORTSWATCH BAR & GRILL. Any bar with the words “sports” and “watch” in its name is bound to be the go-to place for the communal viewing of American athletics. Paired with weekly deals of pizza and delicious chicken wings, you’ve got everything you need to make each day feel like Super Bowl Sunday. Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 3PM6PM. Mon-Thurs, 10PM-close. Thurs $3.75 Pint Night, 3PM-8PM. Three for $5 street tacos. Fri Live music. 9PM. Sat .65 cent wings, 11AM-5PM. Sun Recovery Sundays $4 Bloody Marys, champagne cocktails and michiladas. 27961 Highland Ave. #B, Highland, 909.280.3250; www.sportswatchbarandgrill.com.

SUSHI KAWA. Innovative and refreshing rolls are something your tastebuds can’t help but crave. Add a few flat screens to the mix for entertainment value and you’ve got the best sushi bar ever. “Lady Bartenders” are certainly a plus, too. Happy hour: Everyday, 3pm7pm. Sat Drink specials. $4 Well Drinks, $3 House Wine, $9.95 60oz Beer Pitcher.

469 Magnolia Ave., Ste. 101, Corona, 951.280.0398.

TIKI ISLAND. With great events and lots of specials, this new place is top notch.

Mon. Monday Night Football, Happy Hour all night, $100 Cash Giveaways after the game. Tues Taco Tuesdays: $1 Tacos, $2 Tiki Shots, $3 Margaritas & Coronas, $ Vodka Monsters. Wed Flip Wednesdays: Heads or Tails for half off . 8pm - 10pm. Thurs Sing karaoke and get a free shot. 100 N. Lincoln Ave., Corona, 951.737.0227.

TORO SUSHI BAR. Every 2nd Wed Way Back Wednesdays. Hosted by Money B. No cover. 9pm. 1520 N. Mountain Ave., Ontario, 909.983.8676; www.waybackwednesdays.net.

VIP CLUB. This gay hot spot is not your grandma’s bar/nightclub. Open 3pm2am. Call for cover. 18+. Thurs, Sun & Tues Karaoke. 9pm-1am. 3673 Merrill Ave., Riverside, 951.784.2370; www.vipnightclub.com.

VIVE TEQUILA LOUNGE AND NIGHTCLUB. If you seek a lounge for Mature guests then this might be what you’ve been

searchin’ for. The ultimate meet spot for ladies 21 and older (and men 25 and older according to their site) is the perfect place to grab a uniquely mixed drink and meet someone new.

There’s plenty of room for dancing and high ceilings that will make you feel like you’re partying it up somewhere in New York. Thurs-Sun Night Club Dancing. 184 W. Third St. Pomona, 909.622.2020; www.vivelounge.com.

WATER WHEEL SALOON. Sun Happy hour all day. Mon Spin the Wheel, $1 Pizza Night and free pool. Tues $1 Taco Tuesday. Karaoke, 6:30pm. Wed $3 domestic beer and wells. Karaoke, 6:30pm.

Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 2pm-6pm. 980 6th St., Norco, (951) 898-4630; www.waterwheelnorco.com.

THE WOODEN NICKEL. Great jukebox here. Mon Free pool all night. Tues $2.75 tall cans and 75 cent tacos. SunMon $2 Wieners. 842 Kendall Dr., San Bernardino, 909.883.4317.

WOODY’S BAR & GRILL. Happy Hour Sun-Sat, 5pm-7pm. Fri & Sat Karaoke. 8pm-1am. 1528 W. Holt, Ontario.

909.984.2127.

WORTHINGTON’S TAVERN. DJs spin here every night, there’s a full bar with lots of drink specials and a kitchen that stays open late servin’ up some specialty pizzas. Check out some of the live bands and burlesque shows, too. 3587 University Ave., Riverside, 951.779.9169; www. facebook.com/worthingtonstavern.

ZIGGI’S BAR. We used to love that Ziggy guy. No, not David Bowie, nor that baldheaded cartoon guy. This place loves to tout its “great neighborhood bar” experience. See it for yourself.

Thurs & Sat Pool tournaments. 8471 Cherry Ave., Fontana, 909.829.9904.

dance & djs 135 EAST. Every Fri Vertigo Fridays.

Ladies get in free before 11pm. Every Sat DJ LSDanni; DJ Slim. 135 2nd St., Pomona, 909.629.8100; www.135east. com.

340 RESTAURANT & NIGHTCLUB. Every Fri-Sat Go-Go Dancers. Every Sun Open drag contest hosted by Rupaul’s Drag Race All Star Raven, 9:30pm. TIGERHEAT presents LOUD! 340 S. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.865.9340; www.340nightclub.com.

ACE HOTEL. Every Fri DJ Sodality; Wildcat. 10pm. Every Sat DJ Odysey. 10pm.

701 E Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.325.9900; www.acehotel.com/ palmsprings.

ALIBI EAST. Every Thurs Club 3-4-5. $6 cover, free before 9pm. Every Fri Slammed and Sexy Fridays. 9pm. Every Sat Sinful Saturdays. 9pm. 225 S. San Antonio Ave., Pomona, 909.623.9422; www.alibieast.com.

AGUA CALIENTE CASINO. Every Fri-Sat DJ Dynamic Dave. 9pm. 32250 Bob Hope Dr., Rancho Mirage, 888.999.1995; www.hotwatercasino. com.

ALOFT ONTARIO-RANCHO CUCAMONGA. Every Fri DJ Severe. 8pm. Every Mon-Wed Twilight. 5pm-7pm. Every Wed Uncorked and Unplugged.7pm.

10480 4th St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.484.2018; www.aloftontario-rc.com.

CANTON BISTRO. Every Fri Friday Night Heat. Top 40/remixes. Sat Social Saturdays. 21+. Electro/’80s/club mix.

10pm-2am. 9980 Alabama St., Redlands, 909.335.6688; www.myspace.com/cantonbistro; www.cantonbistro.com.

CHAPARRAL LIVE ROOM. Every Wed

Strike Lounge DJ Mic Pro; guest DJs. 10pm. 400 W. Bonita Ave., San Dimas, 909.592.2772; www.chaparralliveroom. com.

CHARACTERS. Every Thurs Vinyl Thursdays feat. AWOL-One; Roach; Gonzo. 9pm. 276 E. 1st St., Pomona, 909.622.9070; www.characterspomona. com.

CITRUS CITY GRILLE. Every Sat Pulse Lounge feat. DJ ER. Top 40. Drink specials. 10pm. 2765 Lakeshore Dr., Corona, 951.277.2888; www.citruscitygrille.com.

CORNER POCKET. Every Thurs Kaos Thursdays. Electronic. House. Top 40.

9pm. 40575 California Oaks Rd. #D1, Murrieta, 951.677.7155; www.myspace. com/cornerpocketmurrieta.

COYOTE LOUNGE. Every Thurs Hip Hop Live. $10 before 10pm. $15 afterwards.

21+. Pomona Valley Mining Co., 1777 Gillette Rd., Pomona, 909.623.3515; www.facebook.com/Lounge.Coyote.

DBA256 GALLERY WINE BAR. Every Sat DJ’s JB, Mike Styles, Gabe Real, Stryk One. 9pm. Every Mon, Tues, Wed and Fri Happy hour. 4pm-6pm. Every Tues Open Mic Night. 256 S. Main St., Pomona, 909.623.7600; www.dba256.com.

EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. Every 1st Fri ’80s Discoteque feat. DJ Eser; Rock en Espanol, New Wave & KROQ FlashBacks feat. DJ Eser & DJ Lonz. Every Mon DJ Lonz mixing hip hop, house, techno and top ’40s. Every Wed Wet Wednesday feat. DJ Lonz. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www.empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+.

FANTASY SPRINGS RESORT CASINO. Every Fri and Sat Live Dance Bands.

9pm. 84-245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 900.827.2946; www.fantasyspringsresort. com.

FOX BAR & GRILL. Thurs-Sat Live DJs. 333 S. Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3671.

GOODFELLAS. Happy hour: 4pm-7pm.

Every Wed-Sat Club Image with DJ CrazyGabe, DJ Jon Jon and DJ Effects.

Every Sun Club Decades SIN Sundays.

Drink specials. Music videos.DJ Johnny Holmez. 8034 Haven Ave., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.987.3005; www. myspace.com/goodfellasclub.

IMAGINE THAT. Every Sat Celebrity Saturdays. Live R&B and jazz bands and DJs with old-school R&B. 8pm. $10 before 10pm. 965 Foothill Blvd., Upland, 951.833.6606, 909.264.1752.

J. DEE’S LANDING. Every Thurs DJs. 340 N. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.320.1758.

KEALOHA’S TASTE OF THE ISLANDS. Every Fri -Sat Classic Rock and R&B from the ‘60s, ‘70s and ‘80s. 9pm-close. 12206 Central Ave., Chino, 909.590.0604; www.kealohas.com.

KICKS SPORTS PUB. Every Fri-Sat DJ. 9pm-1:45am. 16788 Arrow Blvd., Fontana, 909.350.1160.

KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL, TEMECULA. Every Tues DJ Twy; DJ Krim. 10pm. Every Fri DJ Krim. 10pm. Sat DJ Omry. 10pm.

32475 Highway 79 South G101, Temecula, 951.302.8338; www.killarneys.com.

KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL, RIVERSIDE. Every Tues College Night. DJ Twy and DJ Krim. Every Fri DJ Krim. 10pm. Every Sat Guest DJ. 10pm. 3639 Riverside Plaza Dr. Ste 532, Riverside, 951.682.2933; www.killarneys.com.

MARGARITA BEACH. Every Tues Tilt Tuesdays. Every Thurs College Night. 50 cent drafts 8pm-10pm. $2 U-Call-It shots all night. Every Fri $1 Drink Fridays. Every Sat 99.1 Saturdays. 1987 S. Diners Ct., San Bernardino, 909.890.9993; www. facebook.com/MargaritaBeach.

MARIO’S PLACE. Every Thurs-Sat V26.

DJs spin ‘80s and ‘90s alternative and classic rock. 9pm. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7755; www.mariosplace.com.

MEDITERRANEAN PALACE. Every Fri-Sat The Palace feat. DJ Assault.

9pm-2am. 1223 University Ave. #130, 951.781.8900, 951.525.2561; www.mpgrillandcafe.com.

MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Every Mon Liquid Lounge with DJ Salazam, trip hop/downtempo. 9pm. Every Tues Tall Can Tuesdays with Wido & Bane. and ADSR events. $5 tall cans, $3 well drinks. 9pm. Every Thurs F.A.T. Thursdays with DJ Nasty Nativ TOP 40/hip-hop. $3 well drinks and domestics, $4 calls and imports, $5 long islands and AMFs. 9pm. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www.missiontobaccolounge.com.

OKAWA SUSHI LOUNGE. Every Fri DJs spin hip-hop, R&B, old school. Drink specials & sushi served all night. 9:30pm.

8158 Day Creek Blvd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.646.7658.

PECHANGA RESORT & CASINO. Every Fri DJ Rico. 9pm. $20. 21+. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 951.770.7455; www. silkatpechanga.com.

PEPE’S MEXICAN & AMERICAN RESTAURANT. Every Fri Live DJs. 31780 Railroad Canyon Rd., Canyon Lake, 951.244.7373; pepescanyonlake.com.

PEPITO’S. Every Fri Club Jam Generator. Mod/soul/Brit-pop. Free before 10:30pm, $5 after. Every Sat Club Skandal. 18+. 6539 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.788.2652; www.myspace. com/pepitoscantina.

RED FOX BAR. Every Thurs College Night with DJ Frog. 9pm. Every Fri-Sat DJ Vasco. 9pm. Every Tues Ladies Night.

3142 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.882.

9337; www.facebook.com/redfoxsb.

REVOLUTION RESTAURANT & NIGHT LIFE. Every Fri Club EVO. Hip-hop, R&B, techno, mash-ups, Top 40. Every Sat Team Fresh. Hip-hop/R&B. 1327 W. Colton Ave., Redlands, 909.335.9700; www.revolutionnight.com.

RIVERSIDE PLAZA. Every Fri DJ Jon Smooth; Guest DJs. 7pm. 3545 Central Ave., Riverside, 951.683.1066; www. shopriversideplaza.com.

ROSCOE’S FAMOUS DELI. Every Thurs DJ K. Ush. 10pm. 14700 Pipeline Ave., Chino Hills, 909.597.3304; www.roscoesfamousdeli.com.

ROYAL FALCONER BRITISH PUB. Every Thurs Rollicking Good Fun. DJs. $2 drafts, $2 shots, $3 wells. 9pm. Every Sat Back to the ‘80s Night. ‘80s music. 106 Orange St., Redlands, 909.307.8913; www.royalfalconer.com.

SAN MANUEL INDIAN BINGO AND CASINO. Every Thurs DJ Orbitz at the Pines. 10pm. Every Fri DJ Victor at the Pines. 10pm. Every Sat DJ Hi-tone at the Pines, Top 40. 10pm. 777 San Manuel Blvd., Highland, 800.359.2464; www. sanmanuel.com. Shows: 21+.

SKYFOX LOUNGE. Every Thurs Rock it! Awesome 80s, Indie, and Electro music. Every Fri Access Fridays with Hip-hop, Mash-ups, Electro. Every Sat Skyfox Saturdays feat. Top 40, Hip-hop, House. Dress Code strictly enforced.

21+. 345 Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3674; www.skyfoxpomona. com.

STINGERS NIGHTCLUB. Every Friday Xotik Fridays brings you the Top 40, Hip-Hop and Mash ups. $2 Domestic Beer, $3 Import Beer and U-Call-Its Unitl 11pm. $5 Jagerbombs & LA Waters All

Night. 194 W. Club Center Dr., San Bernardino, 909.475.7979.

SPORTSWATCH BAR & GRILL. Every Sat Videopolis DJ’s Music and Videos.

9PM. 27961 Highland Ave. #B, Highland, 909.280.3250; www.sportswatchbarandgrill.com.

SPOTLIGHT 29 CASINO. Every Thurs Throwback Thursday Dance Party where DJ Pee Wee spins favorites of all genres. 26-200 Harrison Pl., Coachella, 760.775.5566; www.spotlight29. com.

TAP DADDY’S. Every Fri-Sat DJs. 2505 S. San Jacinto Ave., San Jacinto, 951.652.5686; www.myspace.com/ tapdaddysbar.

TORO SUSHI. Every Sat DJ Primal.

9pm. 1520 N. Mountain Ave., Ontario, 909.983.8676; www.waybackwednesdays.net.

TREVI ENTERTAINMENT CENTER. Every Thurs Club Illusion & The Playground.

Hip-hop/funk/house/old school. Every Fri College Night Fridays. DJs. 32250 Mission Trl., Lake Elsinore, 951.674.6080; www.myspace.com/trevinightlife.

THE VAULT MARTINI BAR. Every Thurs DJ Darcie. Every Fri DJ Jose V. 20 E. Vine St., Redlands, 909.798.2399.

THE VIBE. Every Thurs Club Skittles. Hiphop. Every Sat Club 7. Every Sun Sin Sunday. Every Tues $2 Totally ‘80s Tuesdays. $2 drink specials. 8pm. Every Wed Logikal Wednesdays. 1805 University Ave., Riverside, 951.788.0310; www. myspace.com/thevibebarandgrill.

VIP CLUB. Every Wed Dancing with DJ Darcie. 8pm. Thurs-Fri DJ Julie. 9pm.

Sat DJ Darcie. 7:45pm. 21+. (Ages 1820) $5 with free non-alcoholic drink ticket.) 9pm. 3673 Merrill Ave., Riverside, 951.784.2370; www.vip-nightclub.com.

theatre DARLING YOU SLAY ME. The Gourmet Detective is a comical, musical, murder mystery dinner show theater.

Come laugh, witness a crime and help solve the mystery. Your waiters, cocktail servers, and even the piano player will be suspect. Every Fri & Sat. The Avila Terrace Theatre, 3663 Main St., Riverside, www.avilaterrace.com.

THE DINNER DETECTIVE. If you’ve always felt like you’d make a great Sherlock Homes, then head over to The Dinner Detective. You can help solve a funny murder case while enjoying a fourcourse plated dinner. Eat with caution, because anyone at your table could be the killer! Every Sat. The Doubletree

by Hilton, 222 N. Vineyard Ave., Ontario, 909.937.0900. www.thedinnerd-

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LUIS BRAVO’S FOREVER TANGO. Forever Tango has been a hit on Broadway, featuring 14 world-class tango dancers, one vocalist and an on-stage 11-piece orchestra. Sat, Jan. 11-12. McCallum Theatre, 73000 Fred Waring Dr., Palm Desert, 760.340.2787; www.mccallumtheatre.com.

THE PEKING ACROBATS. Get ready to see Chinese acrobatics like you’ve never seen before—with professionals redefining the meanings of contortion, flexibility and control. Tues, Jan. 14.

McCallum Theatre, 73000 Fred Waring Dr., Palm Desert, 760.340.2787; www. mccallumtheatre.com.

REVELATION. The entire biblical book of Revelation comes to life on stage, filled with contemporary music. This word-for-word journey will leave you speechless. Opens Sat Jan. 11. Shows: Jan. 16, 17, 18, 23, 24, 25, 30, 31. Feb. 1, 2. Lifehouse Theater, 1135 N. Church St., Redlands, 909.335.3037; www.lifehousetheater.com.

performing arts THE AUREAU VISTA GRAND BALLROOM. Sat Groove Night. 6pm-7pm. 3840 Lemon St., Riverside, 800.870.6069.

BRANDIN’ IRON. Every Thurs-Sun Dance Lessons. 7:30pm. 320 S. E St., San Bernardino, 909.888.7388; www.brandinironsaloon.com.

CAFÉ SEVILLA. Every Fri The Art of Flamenco Dinner Show. 6:30pm. Every Sat Gypsy Fusion Dinner Show.

7:30pm. 3252 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.778.0611; www.cafesevilla.com.

THE COLONY AT LOFT 204. Every Tues Beginning Belly Dance. 7pm-8pm. $10.

Every Wed Intermediate Belly Dance.

7pm-8pm. $10. 532 W. First St., #204, Claremont Packing House, www.loft204. com.

EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. Every Thurs Salsa and Cumbia Night.

9pm-2am. Every Sun Soul Line Dancing.

5pm-7pm. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www.empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+.

MAVERICK SALOON. Every Fri Western Dance Lessons with LeeAnne. 6:45pm.

3841 Old Hamner, Norco, 951.734.6640; www.mavericksaloonnorco.com.

MCCALLUM THEATRE. Sat – Sat, Nov. 16. International Dance Festival.

73000 Fred Waring Dr., Palm Desert, 760.340.2787; www.mccallumtheatre. com.

MORONGO CASINO RESORT & SPA. Every Thurs-Sat CopyKatz Celebrity Revue. 8pm. Every Sun CopyKatz Celebrity Revue. 2pm. 49500 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.252.4499; www.morongocasinoresort.com.

TEQUIHUA FOUNDATION. Every Thurs The Telling by Koyote the Blind.

7:30pm. 3485 University Ave., Riverside, 951.686.3471; www.tequihuafoundation.org.

TOM’S FARMS. Every Sat-Sun Anthony the Magic. 12pm & 2pm. 23900 Temescal Canyon Rd., Corona, 951.277.4422; www.tomsfarms.com.

WATER WHEEL SALOON. Every Thurs Line Dancing Lessons. 7pm. 980 6th St., Norco, (951) 898-4630; www.waterwheelnorco.com.

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COMEDY STREET. Every Wed Comedy Show hosted by Adee. 8pm. 1353 6th St., Corona.

FLAPPERS COMEDY CLUB. Thurs, Jan. 9 First Time Funnies Pro/Am with Ryan Conner. 8pm. Fri -Sat K=von from Showtime and MTV Disaster Date. Fri, 8pm & 10pm. Sat, 7pm & 9:30pm. Sun Silly Sundays Open Mic. 9pm. Tues Joanie Coyote.

7:30pm. Wed Justin Berkman. 8pm. W 1st St., Unit 218, Claremont, 818.845.9721; www.flapperscomedy.com.

LIAM’S IRISH PUB. Every Tues Comedy Show hosted by Rick Rome & Just Mikey. 9:30pm. 1087 S. Mount Vernon Ave., Colton, 909.422.9900; www. myspace.com/liamscomedynight.

THE MENAGERIE. Every 1st & 3rd Sun The New Legends of Comedy. 8pm. 3581 University Ave., Riverside, 951.788.8000; www.myspace.com/club_menagerie.

MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Every Sun Everybody Laffs Comedy Night. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www.missiontobaccolounge.com.

ONTARIO IMPROV. Thurs, Jan. 9 Ocean Glapion & Friends. 8pm. Fri-Sun. Chris D’Elia. Fri, 8pm & 10:15pm. Sat, 7pm, 9:15pm.. Sun, 7pm . Tues Connor McSpadden Presents: Inland Emperors.

8pm. Wed The Dirty Show w/ Chad & Cory. 8pm. 4555 Mills Cir., Ontario, 909.484.5411; ontario.improv.com.

PECHANGA RESORT AND CASINO. Fri-Sat Harry Basil. 7:30pm & 9:30pm.

45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 951.693.1819; www.pechanga.com/ comedyclub.

ROMANO’S. Every Thurs Free comedy. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., Riverside, 951.781.7662; www.theconcertlounge. com.

SPOTLIGHT 29 CASINO. Sat Kathleen Madigan. 8pm. 43200 Harrison Pl., Coachella, 760.775.5566; www.spotlight29.com.

sports CITRUS VALLEY HIGH SCHOOL BASEBALL CAMP. Registration Under Way Now, Starts Sat, Jan. 11. Classes are available for players in grades 1-12 and are limited to six players per coach.

Sign up now to get the best coaching in advanced hitting, pitching, catching, fielding and baserunning. Citrus Valley High School, 866.622.4487; www. usbaseballacademy.com.

ONTARIO REIGN VS. BAKERSFIELD. Fri, Jan. 10. VS. STOCKTON. Wed, Jan. 15.

Hockey is fun for a number of reasons—the competitiveness, the aggression and the athleticism are all great reasons to catch local team Ontario Reign as they clobber Bakersfield and Stockton. Citizens Business Bank Arena, 4000 E. Ontario Center Pkwy., Ontario, 909.244.5500; www.cbbankarena.com.

poetry & Readings BACK TO THE GRIND. Every Fourth Thurs Floasis. 8pm-11pm. $3. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800.

BARNES & NOBLE. Every Wed Children’s story time. 11am. 5183 Montclair Plaza Ln., Montclair, 909.399.1966.

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preschool story time. 11am. 11090 E. Foothill Blvd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.980.5586.

BARNES & NOBLE. Every Thurs Children’s story time. 7pm. 2470 Tuscany St. #101, Corona, 951.735.0038.

BARNES & NOBLE. Every Thurs Book Group. 7pm. Every Mon Children’s preschool story time. 10am. 3485 Tyler St., Riverside, 951.358.0899.

BARNES & NOBLE. Every Sat Saturday Storytime. 11am. Every Tues Pre-school story time. 10am. 27460 Lugonia Ave., Redlands, 909.793.4322.

BACK TO THE GRIND. Every Mon R.U.P.O. poetry in the basement. 9pm. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800; www.back2thegrind.com.

CLAREMONT FORUM. Mon-Fri Package and prepare books for prisoners in the Prison Library Project. 10am-5pm. Every 2nd Tues Inland Valley Storytellers. Bring an 8-10 minute story to share or just listen. This gathering is for beginners and experienced storytellers alike. 7:30pm.

Free (donations accepted). Every Mon Writer’s Workshop. Writing critiques.

6:30pm. 586 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.626.3066; www.claremontforum.org or www.inlandstorytellers.org.

CLAREMONT PUBLIC LIBRARY. Every Fri & Sat Preschool storytime. 11:30am. Every Wed Toddler story time. 10am. 208 N. Harvard Ave., Claremont, 909.621.4902; www.colapublib.org/libs/claremont.

HOWARD M. ROWE BRANCH LIBRARY. Every Thurs Storytime. 10:30am. 108 E. Marshall Blvd., San Bernardino, 909.883.3411.

LIONLIKE MINDSTATE MOSAIC. Every 1st & 3rd Wed Open Mic. 9pm. $4. 5540 Schaefer Ave., Chino; www.lionlikemindstate.com.

PLUM HOUSE COFFEE CLUB. Every Wed, Fri & Sat Art Walk & Open Mic. 7pm-11pm.

3882 12th St., Riverside, 951.784.1369; www.myspace.com/theplumhouse.

RIVERSIDE PUBLIC LIBRARY. Every Mon Story time. 10:30am. Every Tues Toddler’s story time. 11:15am. Preschool story time. 10:30am. Every Wed Family story time. 10:30am. Story times, tales and tunes. 3:30pm. 3581 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.826.5201; www.rivlib.net.

SAN BERNARDINO PUBLIC LIBRARY. Every Tues & Thurs Pre-school story time. 10:30am. Feldheym Central Library, 555 W. 6th St., San Bernardino, 909.381.8201; www.sbpl.org.

galleries & museums 57 UNDERGROUND. Dichotomies of Vision. There are many dualities in visual arts, and this group exhibition highlights these while allowing each artist the freedom to express their individuality. Opens Sat, Jan. 11. Thru Feb. 22.

300-C S. Thomas St., 909.397.0218; www.57underground.com.

AMOCA. Mind and Clay. Featuring works by the recipients of the 2013 SAMFAC Student Summer Scholarship Program, this exhibit in The Ceramics Studio will feature beautiful and delicate works of art. Opens Sat, Jan. 11. Thru Feb. 8. 301 N. Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.622.0464.

ARTISTS ON “A” STREET. No, it’s not artists on just a street, but a group of terrific visual talents displaying their wonderful creations for all to see in gorgeous downtown Upland. Sponsored

by Cooper Regional History Museum, Cigar Exchange/Pacific Wine Merchants. Every last Sat, 11am-4pm. 2nd

Ave. & A St., Upland. Info: 909.946.6782, 909.985.8685.

ART WORKS GALLERY. This gallery is the go-to spot for expanding your artistic horizons. Every week classes are offered, varying from watercolor, wire sculptures, fused glass frames and many more outlets of artistry. Classes occur weekly. 3741 6th St., Riverside, 951.683.1279; www.jtpfriends.org/blog/ art-works-gallery.

BACK TO THE GRIND. T.A.P. Into the Artist. Once a month, Back to the Grind gives tattoo artists a place to show off all sorts of art, whether it’s art-onskin, sculptures or paintings. Sure there are plenty of galleries but these artists banded together to create a space where they can present their personal artistic endeavors. Every First Thurs.

6pm-1am. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800; www.back2thegrind. com.

CABOT’S PUEBLO MUSEUM. Come and learn about the story of Cabot Yerxa and his massive hand-built pueblo (on which he spent nearly a quarter-century building) at this museum, which is also home to a 43-foot tall Indian monument, carved out of a Sequoia Redwood that’s over 700 years old, better known as “Waokiye.” (It’s just one of 60 such sculptures in a series.) Open TuesSun, 9am-1pm. 616 E. Desert View Ave., Desert Hot Springs, 760.329.7610; www. cabotsmuseum.org.

THE CENTER FOR WATER EDUCATION. A world-class museum and learning institution which depicts the past, present and future story of water, from its importance in SoCal, to its impact worldwide. 2325 Searl Pkwy., Hemet, 951.791.0990.

CHAFFEY COMMUNITY MUSEUM OF ART. Ladies of the Museum. The feminine touch holds an important role in art of all kind, and that’s why the museum is celebrating all things woman by displaying various works from the female perspective. Thru Jan. 14. Salute! This annual reception features a variety of multimedia works submitted by members of the museum, all relevant to the theme Salute! Thru Jan. 26. 217 S. Lemon Ave., Ontario, 909.463.3733; www.ccaamuseum.org.

CLAREMONT LINCOLN SCHOOL OF THEOLOGY. Sikh Art Exhibit. Featuring pieces from the Smithsonian, this Sikh art exhibit is full of musical instruments, clothing, swords, paintings and needlework. Thru May 2014. 1325 N. College Ave., Claremont, 714.423.9753; www. claremontlincoln.org.

CULVER CENTER AT UCR ARTSBLOCK. SENTRY. These large scale drawings by Joe Biel are unique to the Culver Center’s wall. Come check them out while you can—you won’t see this work anywhere else. Thru March 22. 3824 Main St., Riverside, 951.827.4787; artsblock. ucr.edu.

THE DA CENTER FOR THE ARTS. Strange Comfort. This exhibition features eight contemporary Los Angeles based artists. The show is meant to invoke a feeling that makes you say, “I’m strangely comfortable with it.” Thru Jan. 25. 252D S. Main St., Pomona, 909.397.9716; www.dacenter.org FERGUSON FINE ARTS AND DESIGN. A plethora of pictures, paintings and posters specializing in pin-up pieces. Be sure to check out the 2nd Sat Art Walk, 3pm-10pm. 181 W. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.620.7488; www.ffadgallery.com.

FIRST STREET GALLERY. Glimpse of a

Street View & The Holiday Show. Joe Zaldivar’s work will fill the front gallery. His paintings and drawings are his representations from of places he’s seen using Google Maps. Thru Feb. 14.

250 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.626.5455; www.1ststreetgallery.org.

GALLERY SOHO. Black and White. Local artists bring together multimedia of art that fits within the category of “Black and White.” Come see the different interpretations of this broad topic. Thru Jan. 31. 300 A So. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.469.1599; www.pvaa.net.

MUSEUM OF HISTORY AND ART, ONTARIO. Gem of the Foothills. Learn about the history of Ontario and why it has been called “The Gem of the Foothills” and “The Model Colony.”

The museum’s collection of historic images will be on display here, for the first time ever. Ongoing. Road Ways.

Road signs haven’t really changed much; red signs mean stop and yellow means yield. But the open road holds many memories for all sorts of roadies.

Here you can appreciate the signs that transport you to a different decade, and with it take a “trip” through local highway signs and beyond.

Ongoing. 225 S. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.3198; www.ci.ontario.ca.us/ index.aspx?page=455.

PALM SPRINGS ART MUSEUM. Personalities and Identity in Photography and New Media. This exhibit features the power photography has had for over 100 years, as well as the representational qualities of new media in our modern age. Thru Jan. 31. Richard Diebenkorn The Berkeley Years, 1953-1966. Coined one of California’s finest 20th century artists, his work that explores the vivid and abstract landscapes of the Bay Area are guaranteed to be phenomenal. Thru Feb. 16.

Ancient & Modern: Selections from the Permanent Collection. Turning to the past to get inspiration for the future of their artistic heritage—that’s what artists Gunther Gerzo, Rufino Tamayo and Carlos Merida have done, merging the concepts of their lineage with a decidedly modern bend. Ongoing. 101 Museum Dr., Palm Springs, 760.322.4800; www.psmuseum.org.

RIVERSIDE ART MUSEUM. Women Who Ride Photographer Lanakila MacNaughton from Portland demonstrates the modern female motorcycles who belong in the driver’s seat—these ladies are not about to tag along behind a boyfriend on his motorcycle. Thru March 16. The Riverside Legacy. This select group features plein air paintings and drawings from the museum’s permanent collection. Thru March 30. 3425 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7111; www.riversideartmuseum. org.

RIVERSIDE CITY HALL. Please contact Buna Dorr for appointment. Mayor’s Ceremonial Room Exhibit. A bimonthly rotating art exhibit featuring twodimensional works by Riverside County artists. Call for schedule. 3900 Main St., Riverside, 951.680.1345; www.inlandarts.com.

RIVERSIDE METROPOLITAN MUSEUM. John Muir and the Personal Experience of Nature. John Muir was a wilderness guy. Like a classic example of a frontiersman in America as expansionism had run its course, Muir grew to document and love the natural wildlife of various United States areas. The gallery focuses on special pieces from a

traveling exhibit “Nature’s Beloved Son: Rediscovering John Muir’s Botanical Legacy” from various renowned sources. Thru Jan. 19, 2014. Telling Riverside’s Story in 50 Objects. With Riverside’s extensive history there’s bound to be something unique to learn. For a single night, view 50 different objects that represent or document Riverside’s past, from mammoth molars to stage coach foot warmers. Thru January 4, 2015. Riverside Metropolitan Museum, 3580 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside. Arts Walk. Held the 1st Thurs of every month. Tour the museum’s current exhibitions and view the performers. Each month is different. Walking Tours of Historic Downtown Riverside. Join the RMM for a docentlead tour of historic downtown. Every Sat, 2pm. $5; children 12 and under, free. Call for reservations. 3580 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.826.5273; www. riversideca.gov/museum.

ROBERT & FRANCES FULLERTON MUSEUM OF ART. Music to My Eyes. Artist and designer David Edward Byrd has used a mix of different media to create music poster art over the years. Thru Feb. 13. California State University San Bernardino, 5500 University Pkwy., San Bernardino, 909.537.7373; raffma.csusb. edu.

SAM AND ALFREDA MALOOF FOUNDATION FOR ARTS AND CRAFTS. In Words and Wood. Curator Jason T. Butsch, Carnegie Museum of Art. This exhibition features the works of Bob Stocksdale and Ed Moulthrop. It’s a collection of woodturnings inspired by the curator and including the renown of gallery owner Sam Maloof, this grouping of amazing wooden pieces tells a story of the woodturning field. Every Thurs and Sat. 1, 2 and 3pm. Plein Air Painting in the Garden. Take a relaxing day off and watch talented artists set up shop in the Maloof Foundation garden where they will paint the gorgeous subject matter in its natural area. Every Thurs and Sat. 12pm-4pm. Maloof Foundation for the Arts and Crafts, 5131 Carnelian St., Alta Loma, 909.980.0412; www.malooffoundation.org.

SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY MUSEUM. Portraits and Views. This exhibit will take you back to before smart phones allowed you to document every moment of you life instantaneously—back to the portraiture between 1897 and 1924. Thru July 15. Crossroads Gallery, 2024 Orange Tree Ln., Redlands, 909.307.2669; www.sbcountymuseum. org.

UCR/CALIFORNIA MUSEUM OF PHOTOGRAPHY. More American Photographs.

The Great Depression was a trying time for Americans during the early years of the 20th century, and gazing at photographs in this collection that focus on the recovery from this time is reminiscent of the current economic situation Americans still face. Thru Jan. 11, 2014.

3824 Main St., Riverside, 951.784.3686; www.cmp.ucr.edu.

WALLY PARKS NHRA MOTORSPORTS MUSEUM. Mooneyes. Car fans no doubt know about the history of classic cars and the people who engineered them.

The NHRA is recognizing the great accomplishments and influence that Dean Moon has had on the automotive industry from his humble beginnings with dragsters to the use of his own shop to make the very first Shelby Cobra. A few of the famous Mooneye race cars will be available on display to showcase his ingenuity and unique

insight to what a car should look like.

Thru Jan. Presented by the Automobile Club of Southern California, the NHRA Museum celebrates the impact of motorsports on our culture. They collect, preserve, exhibit and interpret vehicles, auto-related stories and artifacts that represent our affection for, and the influence of, automotive speed and style in all its forms. Learn about hot rods, customs, racecars and speed records, as well as the West Coast’s role as the historic center for these cars’ past and present development. Prolong Twilight Cruise Night. Come and check out hundreds of classic hot rods, customs, and muscle cars as the Cruise Night brings out some of the finest street machinery in the area. In addition to these hot wheels, there’s a raffle, food (for purchase), museum exhibits and best of all, admission is free. Every First Wed, 4pm-8pm. Fairplex, 1101 W. McKinley Ave., Fairplex Gate 1, Pomona, 909.622.2133; www.museum.nhra.com.

community announcements DISNEY JUNIOR LIVE ON TOUR! PIRATE & PRINCESS ADVENTURE. Bring your little ones to enjoy this live action performance featuring everything that will excite your little pirate or princess.

Sat, Jan. 11-12. Citizens Business Bank Arena, 4000 E. Ontario Center Pkwy., Ontario, 909.244.5500; www.cbbankarena.com.

FAMILY MOVIE NIGHTS. There’s nothing like cuddling up with the family for a free movie screening. Every Thurs.

Steelworker’s Auditorium, 8437 Sierra Ave., Fontana, 909.574.4500.

PARK AFTER DARK. The Living Desert gives you a chance to see the park like you’ve never seen it before—during the nighttime. When the sun goes down, you’ll be able to welcome some of the park’s nocturnal friends.

Select Fridays Thru March 7. The Living Desert, 47900 Portola Ave., Palm Desert, 760.346.5694; www.livingdesert.org.

NATURE WALKS. This quick 30 minute walk around the forest grounds led by a Discovery Center Naturalist will give you just enough time to really connect with nature. Every Sat & Sun Big Bear Discover Center, 40971 North Shore Dr., Big Bear Lake, 909.866.3437; www. sbnfa.org.

MAYOR’S RACE, SWIM AND WELLNESS FESTIVAL. There’s no better way to bring awareness to the city than by offering a fair that focuses on health and

wellness. Sat, Jan. 11. Wellness Park, Ruth Hardy Park and Swim at Sunrise Park Palm Springs, CA Corner of Via Miraleste and Tachevah, Palm Springs, www.yoursustainablecity.com.

PALM SPRINGS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL. Don’t miss the 25th anniversary for the Palm Springs International Film Festival, with a load of films that are up for Best Foreign Language category for the Academy Awards. You know these documentaries and international features are going to be amazing cinematic pieces. Thru Jan. 13. Various Theatres throughout Palm Springs, 760.322.2930; www.psfilmfest.org.

PALM SPRINGS OPEN AIR MARKET. The grand opening for this open air market will have vendors of all types for your shopping needs. Every Sat. thru April.

The Spa Resort Casino, Downtown Palm Springs, 760.534.7968; www.palmspringsopenmarket.com.

THE MAIN INGREDIENT. This book reading by former Southern California food editor Margo Wilson will give you insight into her life of food, friendship and making amends with the past. Thurs, Jan. 9. Cellar Door Books, 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., Ste. 30 A/B, Riverside.

lectures & politics CENTER FOR COMMUNITY ACTION AND ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE (CCAEJ).

There are people who want change, and then there are people who make change happen. Disgusted and frustrated that Riverside County officials continue to place warehouses, rail-yards and other diesel sources next to homes and schools, and allow new homes to be built next to the same type of facilities, CCAEJ took action by placing a billboard along Highway 60 at the entrance to Riverside County.

Check out the CCAEJ Website and educate yourself about the health conditions in your area. PO BOX 33124, Jurupa Valley, 951.360.8451 or admin@ ccaej.org; www.ccaej.org.

COMMISSION OF DISABILITIES. Every 2nd Mon Every group needs a committee; one that is dedicated to the well being of the group. In this case the Commission of Disabilities in Riverside is passionate in promoting awareness of both the group’s presence at Riverside City Hall as well as awareness of disabled people everywhere. The following quote, “The mission of the Commission of Disabilities is- to promote greater awareness of, respect for and total participation of individuals into all aspects of life” is the motto and

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Aries (March 20-April 19) To accept the idea that “this is the way things always were” is an excuse, especially if you know the theme of your life is change. The question seems to be, will you take initiative, or are you expecting someone else to do it for you? I suggest you make your own decisions and initiate your own moves rather than expecting something in your environment will start the process. Just think your plan through a couple of times, especially if it’s work-related. Things are changing around you, and I suggest you see where they shake out before doing anything too radical. The best idea will be a simple, easy-to-understand and, most of all, useful one.

Taurus (April 19-May 20) Imagine that you visit an older relative you have not seen in years, and while you’re there you wander up to the attic.

You see a trunk that seems to be for you, illuminated by the light from a small window, and you open it up. It’s full of artifacts from a century ago, stuff belonging to people to whom you’re related but who came through the planet decades before you.

Old diaries, letters, newspaper cuttings, photographs, physical objects from life in the past, all intentionally left for you. But who left it there? And how did they know you would find it? This is all a metaphor, and from a psychological point of view, you’re the one who has left a gift, an inheritance or a trousseau for yourself. There’s a lot in there, as will slowly become obvious over the next month or so.

Gemini (May 20-June 21) Be careful not to take on the issues of others. You may be especially reactive over the next few days, especially if people around you are in an intense mood. Don’t let anyone push you into any agreement, long-term or otherwise, that you don’t really want to make, no matter how infectious their enthusiasm or persuasion may be. Events of the next week or so will help you figure out where you really stand with yourself, and therefore, put the opinions and feelings of others into context. It is this context—remember the concept— that is essential to your making healthy decisions for yourself. You’re someone who is inclined to consider the wellbeing of others in the choices you make, so you don’t have to worry about that factor; at the moment, you cannot count on others to do so.

Cancer (June 21-July 22) Keep your heart and mind open and you’ll be better able to receive what others are offering you in your intimate relationships.

You may sense that there’s a lot to their feelings, and you may be hesitant about allowing yourself to experience that. Every relationship requires taking a risk, though in truth most of that involves allowing yourself to be vulnerable. A little self-therapy on that topic would be a great place to start. Ask yourself what you fear, when it comes to getting close to someone you care about. Is it about hurting someone else? If so, how long can you keep that up for? You already know how you feel. You know what you want. That’s actually worth something.

Leo (July 22-Aug. 23) You may have health matters on your mind, though I don’t suggest you stress about them. There’s also some missing information that will clarify matters considerably, and you won’t need to wait for long. I suggest that you strictly maintain a few guidelines, however. Make all your own decisions, based on what you know and understand. That’s another way of saying pay attention, take an active role and use what you know. Don’t succumb to anyone’s authority merely for its own sake or on the assumption that someone else must know more than you do. Your vitality is what helps you heal, grow and create your environment, and all three of those elements are interrelated. You don’t need to treat symptoms, but rather, seek deeper understanding, shift your orientation and keep reminding yourself that everything is connected.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) You seem to be experiencing boldness and hesitancy at the same time. The combination, if left unaddressed, could create delays and waste energy; there’s no point spinning your wheels to get nowhere. And you have plenty of places to go, and experiences you want to have. If you have any form of mixed feelings, take the elements in the mix one at a time and see what they are trying to tell you. The selfassertiveness you’re feeling does indeed seem to be about you; the insecurity and hesitancy seems to be coming from somewhere else, perhaps even someone’s influence from the deep past. It would not vaguely surprise me if that turned out to involve another person’s religious baggage that was leaking into your environment. What you feel is more meaningful than what anyone else thinks.

Libra (Sep. 22-Oct. 23) Venus, the planet traditionally associated with your sign, stations retrograde over the weekend. That’s a fairly rare event;

no planet is retrograde less than Venus, though this event happens entirely in Capricorn, where Venus has not been exclusively retrograde since 1802. The next two months are a truly beautiful time to resolve old family issues, particularly on your father’s side of the family. The material may surface on its own; you may be aware of topics or themes that you’ve been brewing for a few years, which you’re now ready to address as a conscious choice.

For you, making peace with the past also means understanding what happened, why it happened, and how it influenced you. Nobody is going to hand you easy answers, but you are eminently capable of putting the pieces together.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22) You’ve got to let some of this pressure off.

It seems as if you think you’re supposed to feel a certain way in certain situations, as if the correct emotional tone were prescribed in advance. This extends to your opinions about things and the specific way you’re supposed to think. None of this is valid; much of the pressure is your attempt to respond to the illusion that it might be. I suggest you question that assumption, and consider the possibility that it has a source. You may feel that to do those things, you have to change your whole way of thinking, though it’s easier and subtler than you were told, especially with the kind of cosmic support you have right now.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 22) Consider carefully the influence you have on someone close to you—you’re a lot more potent of a force than you may imagine. You may be going through so much interesting, intense, strange or curious inner movement that you may not be noticing how it’s radiating out into the world around you. Open up the space for a dialog and put more energy into listening than into speaking. Trust that people already get what’s on your mind. You will learn a lot from what they have to say and from slowing down enough to get a sense of what they are feeling. While this theme is focused right now, it’s going to be a recurring theme for the next two or three seasons.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 20) The sky is now focused on your sign.

The Sun makes its annual return to Capricorn on Saturday (the southern solstice), and just a few hours later, Venus stations retrograde in your sign. This is a combination of factors that are likely to ignite your passion, help you focus your energy and feel how strong, loving and creative you can be.

The reason you can be these things is because you are them already, so this is really a matter of emphasis, and of bringing out what is already inside you. Take time to reflect and to appreciate who you have become and what you’ve created for yourself. This will be a meaningful time of reflection that will have the power to shape the course of your life.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) You seem to be asking yourself some deep questions about a relationship, and about the meaning of all intimate partnerships. This is not a fleeting inquiry but rather a crux point where you are finally getting to the heart of the matter.

These questions involve whether you’re able to fully express your emotional needs, what kinds of commitment you’re comfortable with, and the role of marriage in your life. There is the ever-present question of negotiating your independence. This is a moment to consider all of your reasoning around the concept of permanence, and the way that it influences your emotional climate. There is also the not-so-small matter of how and why resources are exchanged.

What falls under the category of an obligation, what do you feel is taken from you, what is a fair exchange and what is freely given? Once you have unpacked these subjects, you’ll find it a lot easier to relate to others in a way that is fair, and that you understand.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Take advantage of excellent opportunities to expand your income the next few weeks, beginning immediately. You already know of some prospects; there are others you have not thought of, and still others that you came up with and set aside or forgot about. You may find it easier now than ever to cast off any doubts or misgivings you have over the so-called profit motive, which you can replace with the elemental fact that your work and your ideas have value and worth to the people who get the benefits. However, you don’t even need to go there; it still has the feeling of an excuse.

Look at your life, size up your resources, consider what you’re capable of doing and decide what you want to do. Develop a strategy that you adapt as necessary, but use as a guideline. In worldly terms, this should involve income for work and services provided, how to efficiently handle debt and taxrelated matters, and an overall business plan. Get competent help when you need it.

Read your daily horoscope at: www.PlanetWaves.net

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goal of group’s support of disabled people in the Riverside community.

It’s placement in the Riverside County City Council allows them to keep a close eye on programs and policies in process especially concerning housing, employment and transportation.

6pm. Riverside City Hall, 5th Floor, 3900 Main St., Riverside, 951.826.5427; www. riversideca.gov/cod.

DEMOCRATIC LUNCHEON CLUB. Every Fri The Democratic Luncheon Club was formed in the ’30s and was reorganized as a chartered Democratic Club in 1993. Their popular, hour-long luncheons are a forum for progressive ideas and feature distinguished speakers such as U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer. These members have fire in their bellies—in 2002 they got off their duffs and personally registered more than 240 Democrats. Politics and food go together so well. 12pm. Democratic Headquarters, 136 Carousel Mall (lower level, near the central glass elevator), San Bernardino, 909.882.5819 or mrkalvarez@aol.com; www.sbdems.com.

DEMOCRATS OF GREATER RIVERSIDE. We didn’t believe it either—Riverside and Democrats? They always have something going on. Every 3rd Thurs General meeting, 7pm. Mexicali Grill, 1690 Spruce St., Riverside, 951.781.6682 or info@riversidedemocrats.org; www. riversidedemocrats.org.

FOOD NOT BOMBS. Meets weekly at various locations. Protesting militarism and poverty by serving free vegetarian food to people in need, and in support of ongoing political organizing efforts.

FNB believes that by giving away free food to people in need in public spaces, they directly dramatize the level of hunger in this country and the surplus of food being wasted. They also call attention to the failure of society to support those within it—choosing instead to fund the forces of war and violence.

They are committed to the use of nonviolent direct action to change society.

Thousands of meals are served each week by FNB groups in North America and Europe. Info: foodnotbombs909@ yahoo.com; www.foodnotbombs.net.

FRIDAY MORNING CLUB. Every Fri Come and listen to speakers, discuss Riverside Council Agenda items and other areas of concern to the city’s residents. Free and open to the public, with free parking, too. 10am. Janet Goeske Senior/ Disabled Center, 5257 Sierra St., Riverside, 951.351.8800; fridaymorningclub@ yahoo.com; www.janetgoeskecenter. com.

INLAND COUNTIES STONEWALL DEMOCRATS. Chartered Democratic club working within the Democratic Party to represent the LGBT—Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender—members of the community and their friends and supporters. They are proud members of the National Stonewall Democrats, who have the motto, “Pride in Our County; Pride in Our Party; Pride in Our Families.” PO BOX 9642, Redlands, 909.556.6818.

INLAND EMPIRE DEBATING SOCIETY. “Debate is the heart of liberty.” So reads the I.E. Debating Society’s website. This nonprofit, non-partisan

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organization was developed in order to provide the citizens of the IE with accurate, thoroughly researched debates on all issues of the day, in order to stimulate more voter participation and— imagine this!—a more enlightened electorate. Members represent all sectors of life, including high school and college students, teachers, professors, lawyers, business folk, parents and retirees. Info: 909.887.4894, 909.825.7800; www.inlanddebates.com.

INLAND EMPIRE FREETHINKERS. Every 1st Wed Come join Atheists United and the Center for Inquiry-West for some refreshing discussions. 7pm-9pm. Unitarian Church, 3657 Lemon St., Riverside; www.cfiwest.org/groups/inland.htm.

INLAND EMPIRE LATINO LAWYERS ASSOCIATION. Legal clinic hours: Wed, 1pm-3:30pm. Clients also seen at—Lawrence Hutton Center, 660 Colton Ave., Colton, Mon, 1pm-3pm; DeAnza Community Center, 1405 S. Fern Ave., Ontario.

2nd Thurs of every month Needy folks can get counsel/advice on family law, landlord/tenant disputes, civil disputes (such as car accidents) and collections. These volunteer attorneys are like argument angels. For more than 20 years, IELLA’s mission, with the help of the United Way, has been to provide free legal services for the poor and underprivileged because too many people could not afford to hire an attorney, were not able to speak English, or could not read or write. Help them help you by calling or going to the website to schedule an appointment and to see what you need to bring with you for your meeting. 1pm-3:30pm.

Administrative Office, Cesar Chavez Community Center, 2060 University Ave. #113, Riverside, 951.369.3009 or iellaaid@aol.com; www.iellaaid.org.

INLAND EMPIRE MINORITY-LED RESOURCE DEVELOPMENT COALITION. Every 2nd Fri This coalition includes nonprofits, political and governmental agencies, business owners and individuals, who are all aiming to impart change in their communities. The coalition hosts monthly meetings and is open to any entity seeking to join, without a membership fee. Bring your fliers and information to share. 10:30am.

Meetings at the New Hope Family Life Center, 1505 West Highland Ave, San Bernardino 92411.

JEFFERY OWENS COMMUNITY CENTER. The mission of the JOCC is to “provide education, support and advocacy regarding sexual orientation and gender identity.” The center offers a safe environment for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender individuals in the Riverside and San Bernardino areas. 5198 Arlington Avenue #922, Riverside; www. jocc.org.

leisure ACTION ZIPLINE TOURS. Talk about building up your “wheeee!” factor: Touting themselves as the “first legal, permitted zipline tour company in Southern California,” Action sports nine ziplines, ranging from 120- to 820-feet long, a suspension bridge (with views of the Johnson Valley) and expertly guid-

ed tours. Whether you’re aiming for a nice, pleasant ride on a wire in the sky or the thrill-seeking, well, action that an open-air zipline can provide, Action’s likely got you covered—that is, if you’re at least 8 years of age and weigh at least 75 pounds. (And yes, they’ve got braking systems, just in case you need to hit pause for a moment.) Four tours daily. Action Zipline Tours, 41647 Big Bear Blvd., Big Bear, 909.866.0390; www.actionziplinetours.com.

BEAUTY BUBBLE SALON & MUSEUM. Location is a private home so please call for an appointment and directions. Jeff Hafler, an L.A. hairdresser who gave up on Hollyweird, owns the homestead house/salon and operates an aweinspiring hair museum with treasures like a ‘70s mod Ken doll and an 1880s kerosene-heated curling iron. Get yourself a celebrity-worthy haircut in the desert or pay your $5 and check out some funky old-school beauty equipment. 5444 Moon Way, Wonder Valley, 760.835.9369; www.facebook.com/ BeautyBubbleSalonAndMuseum.

BELLA VISTA WINERY. This winery claims it was the first Temecula vineyard (around since 1968). Now for a little history lesson, courtesy of the Bella Vista Website: The Temecula wine region began developing in the mid-‘60s when the Kaiser Land Development Company purchased what was known as Vail Ranch in 1964, and began investing in and marketing the Temecula Valley. Horticulturalists were brought in to evaluate the area, and, along with avocados, the experts determined that wine vineyards were well suited for the valley. The cool moist air from the coast would settle in the Temecula Appellation in the evening and would burn off the following morning, perfect for grape growing. First planted in 1968, five acres of the original Bella Vista acres are still producing adjacent to the winery, which was built in 1978. Unlike gym socks, when it comes to wine, older can be so much better. 41220 Calle Contento, Temecula, 951.676.5250; http://bellavistawinery.com.

BIG BEAR ALPINE ZOO. The Moonridge Animal Park arose from the ashes of forest fires in 1959 that devastated the natural ecosystem of the San Bernardino Mountains. Several injured animals were brought to safety for rehabilitation and a second chance at life in the wild. But for some, returning to the forest was not an option due to human imprinting or injuries that would compromise their survival. Enter the humane and dedicated folks at Moonridge, who created an Alpine zoo, where all the animals are native to our local mountains. Learn more about our furry, feathered and scaly friends through daily feeding tours, in the education center, or in the library.

Say hi to the Grizzly! 43285 Goldmine Dr., Big Bear Lake, 909.878.4200; www. moonridgezoo.org.

BIG BEAR DISCOVERY CENTER. Here it is: Your gateway to education and adventure in the San Bernardino Mountains. The center is an educational and informational portal set on helping you become a more responsible friend to the forest. You can pick up an adventure pass that gives you access to the local hiking and off-road trails, hiking and biking maps, camping info, or take a naturalist-led interpretive program (wild flower tour, canoe tour, off-road

tour, any sort of mountainous tour your heart desires!) or take in a concert under the stars. 40971 North Shore Dr., on Hwy. 38 one mile west of Stanfield Cutoff, Big Bear Lake, 909.866.3437; www.bigbeardiscoverycenter.com.

CALICO EARLY MAN ARCHAEOLOGICAL SITE. Tours Thurs-Sun, 9:30am, 11:30am, 1:30pm, 3:30pm; Wed, 1:30pm & 3:30pm.

Nearly 12,000 stone tools—used for scraping, cutting, and gouging—have been excavated here. The apparent age of some of these items (said to be as ancient as 200,000 years old) contradicts the dominant archaeological theory that humans populated North America only 13,000 years ago. Located 15 miles east of Barstow off I-15 in Yermo. From the Minneola Rd. exit, follow the signs north about two miles on graded dirt roads to the site.

CALICO GHOST TOWN. Established in 1881, this ghost town is now California State Historic Landmark 782. It’s an authentic silver mining town that lives on as one of the few original mining camps of the Old West. Gunfight stunt shows have become a part of Calico’s everyday life, but the less adventuresome can pan for real gold, watch water roll uphill in Calico’s Mystery Shack or take a trip down into an actual mine where the air is thin, ceilings are low and evidence of labor-intensive rock chipping is everywhere. Located 10 miles north of Barstow off I-15. Exit Ghost Town Rd., 760.254.2122.

CANYON CREST WINERY. This will be your new go-to place for a wide selection of wines and a few fun events to boot. Temecula may be the IE center of our “Wine Country” but heck, Riverside is much closer to home for many and you don’t sacrifice quality by staying local. Canyon Crest Towne Centre, 5225 Canyon Crest Drive, #7A, Riverside, 951.369.9463; www.canyoncrestwinery.com.

CHERRY HILLS CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Year-round. Eat better and support your local farmers. Fri, 8am-1pm; Sun, 9am-1pm. 26834 Cherry Hills Blvd., Menifee; www.cafarmersmarkets.com.

CHURON WINERY. This French-style chateau also offers the Inn at Churon Winery, a bed and breakfast perched on a hillside overlooking the vineyards.

It’s the perfect solution if you plan on swallowing more than spitting.

33233 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.694.9070; www.churonwinery. com.

CLAREMONT FARMERS & ARTISANS MARKET. Every Sun, 8am-1pm. Catch a lively walk through the Claremont Village each week surrounded by fresh vegetables, unique crafts and other greatness. Indian Hill and 2nd St., Claremont.

DANZA DEL SOL WINERY. Previously owned by Bill Filsinger’s who was the first Southern California winery to grow and produce Gewurztraminer, a fantastic wine on the sweet side, in 2010 it was taken over by Robert Olson. Now the Winery is focused on wines with Mediterranean influence. 39050 De Portola Rd., Temecula, 951.302.6363; www.danzadelsolwinery.com.

DESERT ART STUDIO. Open by appointment. Muralist and painter Chuck Caplinger’s “Oasis of Murals” is a studio and gallery exhibiting his semipsychedelic portraits, paintings and murals of the Southwest, located in his giant dome home near the entrance to Joshua Tree National Park. He has a

cool past. He started off as an illustrator for NASA in Houston, then moved to LA where he worked with Lonestar Pictures and painted celebrity portraits.

The award-winning Texas-born artist’s paintings hang in numerous galleries and museums, and his murals color much of California—see his site for desert art near you. Twentynine Palms, 760.361.2305; www.desertartstudio. com.

DRIVETECH RACING SCHOOL. Call for schedule of classes and prices. Learn how to drive a high-powered NASCAR racecar in a controlled but demanding environment. The people of Drivetech want you to know this: More track time, more laps, more speed, more freedom on the track, passing encouraged, side-by-side driving, coaching by radio, warm up laps, and in-car video.

But all you’ve gotta know from us is: “Days of Thunder.” California Speedway, 14611 Rancho Vista Dr., Fontana, 888.495.7223; www.drivetech.com.

FALKNER WINERY. This award-winning winery believes “wine is truly the ‘spirit of the gods’ that embraces the essence of life itself and helps all of us not take things too seriously.” They also offer 10 different wines, group wine classes, a wine club, and wedding packages. Tasting room open 10am-5pm. Restaurant open 11:30am3:30pm. 40620 Calle Contento, Temecula, 951.676.8231; www.falknerwinery. com.

FENDER CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS. For those with kids who are about to rock, we salute you. And we present you with this incredibly awesome experience—professional caliber performing arts education and instruction to children, ages 7-17, through the Kids Rock Free Educational Program.

This program provides free and low cost musical instruction education including piano, guitar, bass guitar, vocal performance, drums and combo band. Intrigued? Bring your school or group for a tour, including an interactive demonstration, access to the exhibits and the visual arts gallery, and an optional scavenger hunt. 365 N. Main St., Corona, 951.735.2440; www. fendercenter.com.

FLYING BEAR ZIP LINES. “I believe I can fly,” once sangeth R. Kelly, but never did he sing about zip linin’ his friendly face across gorgeous canyon scenery and through the tops of trees in Big Bear. And that’s where Flying Bear kicks in, offering five zip lines and an aerial platform that’s perched almost a hundred feet high. Two tours are offered, the “Black Bear” which takes about an hour-and-a-half and puts your ass flying down three different zip lines. And then there’s “The Grizzly” that’ll suspend your noggin’ across a canyon down five lines in around three hours’ time. The tours are guided by trained pros and offer some amazing views, but they’re not for everyone, as you must be at least 75 pounds, but no more than 250. Also, pregnant people and those with medical conditions are asked to consult with a medical provider before embarking on such an adventure. Open year round, everyday. Prices start around $65. At the top of Mill Creek Rd., Big Bear Lake, 909.866.3260; www.flyingbearziplines. com.

GALLEANO WINERY. Galleano winemaking spans five generations, remaining family-owned, and claims

to be California’s largest producer of Cucamonga Valley wines. CantuGalleano Ranch complex is listed on the California and National Register of Historic Places. 4231 Wineville Rd., Mira Loma, 951.685.5376; www.galleanowinery.com.

GLEN EDEN SUN CLUB. See website for prices. Glen Eden is known as Southern California’s premier nudist resort and RV park. Interested clothes-free parties might be happy to know that first-time visitors get in free (see their website for the coupon). Entertainment, dining and sports are all part of the offerings, including tennis, volleyball and swimming. 25999 Glen Eden Rd., Corona, 951.277.4650; www.gleneden.com.

THE GLEN IVY CENTER. Seeking some alone time away from the every day buzz of standard city living? Here’s a retreat that’s offering a relaxed and spacious experience on sacred land with creeks, walking paths and organic orchards. Get away from the distractions! 25005 Glen Ivy Rd., Corona, 951.277.8701; www.glenivy.org.

GRABER OLIVES. Tours available throughout the year. In the fall, visitors may view the many activities that center around the long and careful tradition of grading, curing and canning Graber olives. Can you think of a more romantic date? 315 E. 4th St., Ontario, 800.996.5483; www.graberolives.com.

HADLEY FRUIT ORCHARDS. Open since 1931, Hadley’s offers dried fruits, nuts, and dates—they are famous for their rich and delicious date shakes. What I find most intriguing, however, is that they claim to be the originators of trail mix. Whoudathunk?! 48980 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.854.5655; www.hadleyfruitorchards.com.

HANGAR 18. So, you’re all about hangin’ tuff. Well, then, maybe you’re ready to pit yourself against the 10,000+ square feet of climbing at SoCal’s tallest climbing gym. Whether you’re a serious climber or just curious about trying it out for the first time, this gym is ideal for climbers of any age and ability level. Newly renovated with a massive party deck, additional bouldering space, gymnastic flooring, and two new killer crack climbs, Hangar 18 is the perfect location for birthday parties, school or church groups, scout troops, climbing camps, teambuilding events, or family outings. They also offer Kung Fu and Hatha Yoga classes for those whose life involves being a little more “grounded.” 256 E. Stowell St. #A, Upland, 909.931.5991; 6935 Arling-

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HIGH ADVENTURE. Open daily, yearround, weather permitting. Call for prices and to schedule classes. The Website says, “Often the question comes up... What is the difference between ‘hang gliding’ and ‘paragliding’?” High Adventure—a business run by husband-and-wife team Rob and Dianne McKenzie—offers USHPA certified, personalized instruction and service in both sports, out of Andy Jackson Airport. Go for both the tandem and the solo lessons for the complete experience. Best of all, they’ve won lots of safety awards.

4231 Sepulveda Ave., San Bernardino, 909.379.9095; www.flytandem.com.

HIGH DESERT FARMERS MARKET. There’s not only a bounty of fresh vegetables, fruits, and flowers, but also fun items like doggie treats, raw honey, kettle corn, stuffed olives, and so much more. Parking is free. 18422 Bear Valley Rd., Victorville, 760.247.3769; www. highdesertfarmersmarket.com.

HIGH DESERT TEST SITES. See the website for more info and a timeline of exhibits. The High Desert Test Sites are a series of experimental art sites located along a stretch of desert communities including Pioneertown, Yucca Valley, Joshua Tree, 29 Palms and Wonder Valley. These sites provide alternative space for experimental works by both emerging and established artists.

Most projects are meant to belong to no one and are intended to melt back into the landscape as new ones emerge, basically giving each piece its own chance to sink or swim.

The goal is also to create an artistic community on a zero budget. Go to the Website to learn more about the group’s mission. It’s like Burning Man without the fire or repressed Silicon Valley thirtysomethings. From L.A., take the 10 east; exit on Hwy 62 (29 Palms Hwy) and head east toward 29 Palms; the sites are located between Yucca Valley and Wonder Valley. Info: www. highdeserttestsites.com.

INLAND PARAFLITE INC. Call for packages and prices. California’s only year-round, full-time poweredparachute training center. There is so much to choose from—intro flights; the

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First Flight course where you go solo in the Powerchute Pegasus; and the full UFI course, which brings you to the level required to be endorsed to fly a PPC solo and puts you on a straight and level course to attain your own UFI rating. It sounds foreign to us, but it’s probably the coolest thing in the world to those who speak the language. Located in Apple Valley. Info: 760.242.3359; www.paraplane.com.

INTEGRATRON. Curious? Well, the Integratron is “an acoustically perfect tabernacle and energy machine sited on a powerful geomagnetic vortex in the magical Mojave Desert.” Yeah.

Basically, in the ’50s, George Van Tessel got abducted by aliens and then returned in order to build this dome based on the design of Moses’ Tabernacle, the writings of Nikola Tesla and telepathic directions from extraterrestrials. Yeah. It was originally meant to be a rejuvenation and time machine, but today it is the only all-wood, acoustically perfect sound chamber in the U.S. Check out the Website—tons of activities happen out there, such as concerts, sky watchers, spiritual meetings, school trips and so much more. But you definitely can’t miss the Sound Bath—a 30-minute sonic healing session. Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins gives it two thumbs up. Yeah. 2477 Belfield Blvd., Landers, 760.364.3126; www.integratron.com.

JIM WALLACE SKYDIVING SCHOOL. Who in their right mind would want to jump from a perfectly good airplane at 13,000 feet? Chuck Norris, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, and a whole lotta other people with a lot less money, that’s who. Gail Sims and Jim Wallace know what they’re doing—they do movie stunts, hold world records, and help pansies like us to fall through the air with confidence and ease.

2091 Goetz Rd., Perris, 800.795.3483; www.jimwallaceskydiving.com.

JOSEPH FILIPPI WINERY & VINEYARDS. You must go to the Website and read the history of this place—it’s worthy of a Brian Grazer film, starring Tom Hanks.

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holic beverages to your designated driver. Oh, and their yummy wine wins heaps of awards. 12467 Baseline Rd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.899.5755; www.josephfilippiwinery.com.

JURUPA MOUNTAINS CULTURAL CENTER. A nonprofit Family-Oriented Learning Facility (or FOLF), featuring fun programs in archaeology, geology, paleontology and earth sciences.

Their goal is to teach awareness and respect for the earth and its inhabitants through hands-on educational programs. They offer field trips, specialty classes, nature school classes and the Earth Science Museum, as well as the largest dinosaur egg collection in North America. 7621 Granite Hill Dr., Riverside, 951.685.5818; www. jmcc.us K1 SPEED ONTARIO. Who doesn’t love to drive their hearts out? Well, you can’t take tight turns and mash the throttle with glee when travelling on public roads (at least, we don’t advise you do that), but you can surely let ‘em rip once you’re behind the wheel at this top-notch indoor karting track.

These high-performance electric karts run on two race tracks (which can be combined for special functions), featuring a high-grip asphalt surface, plus there’s enough space for birthday parties and meetings. Hook up with the Arrive and Drive package that allows folks to compete in a 14-lap race against friends or competitors for the fastest lap time. There’s even an adult racing league, just in case you’re looking to get serious about karting your non-minor heart out. Best of all, you won’t be seeing any flashing lights in your rear view mirror after flooring it. 5350 E. Ontario Mills Pkwy., Ontario, 909.980.0286; www.k1speed. com.

THE KIMBERLY CREST HOUSE & GARDEN TOUR. Be sure to strap on your walking shoes if you opt for the daytime docent-led tour of the Kimberly Crest House, Carriage House exhibit and Gift Shop (surprise), along with a guided tour through the gardens and grounds. There is a lot to be said for the rejuvenating nature of a little beauty. And nature. Enjoy the terraced Italian gardens, orange groves, Koi ponds and the picturesque chateau with a French revival parlor complete with gilt furniture and silk damask wall coverings. The tour is approximately two hours. Visitors should expect to be on their feet for an extended period of time and have to navigate stairs as well as sloped lawns. Closed in Aug. Kimberly Crest House & Gardens, 1325 Prospect Dr., Redlands, 909.792.2111; www.kimberlycrest.org.

LEMON CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. This 10,000 square foot museum celebrates Corona’s past history as the “Lemon Capital of the World” during the 1930-40s. It sits at the center of the former Corona Lemon Company, which, at 2,000 acres, was believed to have been the largest single lemon ranch in California. The park now utilizes 11 historic buildings, houses and packing sheds as a sort of artist’s colony. Artists-in-residence include sculptors, painters, muralists, life-drawers, glass blowers, weavers and woodworkers. You can watch them work or take classes yourself. An operating beneficial bug farm is also on site as well as a quaint farmer’s

market. Before you leave, make sure to stop by the small gift shop featuring “everything lemon.” Corona Heritage Park & Museum, 510 W. Foothill Pkwy., Corona, 951.898.0687; www.coronaheritage.org.

LEONESSE CELLARS. The word Leonesse, meaning “village of dreams,” is the inspiration behind this winery’s quest to create world-class wines from the Temecula Valley (not to be confused with Field of Dreams, which is about world-class baseball players).

They have won numerous awards, including one for “White Merlot,” which I have never heard of. Have yourself a taste when you pop in for a tour of the enchanting grounds or to take in one of their popular concerts. 38311 De Portola Rd., Temecula, 951.302.7601; www.leonessecellars.com.

MAURICE CAR’RIE WINERY. This winery, centered around a large Victorianstyle farmhouse nestled amidst rolling hills, was founded by Budd and Maurice C. Van Roekel in 1986. Today the winery is run by new owners Buddy and Cheri Linn. (Apparently you have to be named Bud to own this place.)

The winery offers a pineapple-flavored champagne and a popular pinot noir, amongst other award-winning wines products. They also have a famous baked brie served in sourdough bread. 34225 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.676.1711; www.mauricecarriewinery.com.

MOTOCROSS VACATION. SoCal is the Mecca of the motocross industry. If your bag is heart-pumping adrenaline rides organized on your choice of five of the world’s top tracks, then check out one of MXV’s full service vacations. All packages include everything you need to enjoy the thrill of motocross: bikes, fuel, entry fees, pit set-up with support from friendly and knowledgeable staff, food, drinks, transportation, tours, training and more. And best of all, at the end of the day, they load up, clean, and prep the bikes for the next day of incredible riding. 31221 Saddleback Ln., Menifee, 909.772.8082; www.motocrossvacation.com.

ORANGE EMPIRE RAILWAY MUSEUM. Wanna see big machinery? How’s about checking out a museum with a massive collection of railcars and locomotives? If this doesn’t tickle your high torque transportation fancy, then how’s about the fact that you, yes you, can actually get behind the wheel (well, there ain’t a wheel when we’re talking rails here, I suppose) of a locomotive and rent one for an hour! Access to the museum grounds is free, riding the trains costs $12 for adults and $8 children 5-11. Free for children under 5. Actually being able to operate a locomotive: $190 an hour. All aboard! 2201 S. A St., Perris, 951.657.2605 or 951.943.3020; www. oerm.org.

PERRIS VALLEY SKYDIVING. Perris Valley Skydiving, the largest skydiving center in North America, offers so many ways for you to fall out of the sky, I can’t even begin to tell you. Spectators are welcome to recline on the grassy lawn and watch the parachutes play against the blue sky. But everyone can enjoy the 3,600 sq. ft. Bombshelter Bar and Grill, which contains a comprehensive collection of skydiving memorabilia, as well as num-nums.

2091 Goetz Rd., Perris, 800.832.8818;

www.skydiveperris.com.

PIONEERTOWN. Pioneertown was built in 1946 as a movie set for western movies. Productions shot at the site included Range Rider, Annie Oakley, Buffalo Bill Jr., The Gene Autry Show and Cisco Kid. Check out Pappy & Harriet’s (for drinkin’ ‘n’ rockin’), Pioneer Bowl (bowlin’ ‘n’ eatin’), Pioneertown Motel (sleep where the stars slept), Historic Hayden Ranch (to really feel like a movie cowboy), and Rimrock Ranch Cabins (“The High Desert Getaway for Stressed-out City Dwellers”). If you’re there in the summer, weekends offer an Old West re-enactment. We have the feeling someone will be pushing up daisies.

And since you’re there, be sure to stop into Pappy & Harriet’s for beers and blues, rock, alt-country and more.

53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown; www.pioneertown.com. website doesn’t work PONTE WINERY. The Ponte family purchased this lush property over 20 years ago, but at first they sold their grapes to other wineries. They now proudly offer a full array of wines under their own label. Their new winemaker, Robert Cartwright, is a hands-on kind of guy available to answer your wine questions in the tasting room every Fri, 3pm-4pm. Cartwright’s education includes chemistry, environmental science and enology (the study of wine and the making of wine). Who knew there was so much science behind it?

35053 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.694.8855; www.pontewinery. com.

RANCHO SANTA ANA BOTANICAL GARDENS. California’s got an immensely diverse cross section of vegetation and plant life, and perhaps nowhere is that collection better represented than at the Rancho Santa Ana Botanical Garden. Situated near the heart of the Claremont Village and the prestigious colleges, this garden sports over 80 acres, featuring an incredible array of flowers, trees and brush, all with the backdrop of a majestic mountain range. Take a brisk walk and get your cardiovascular workout going, or just make it a slow stroll through the pathways that wind their way through the grounds. Admission is free, but there is a suggested donation to help keep the non-profit park in top form. 1500 N. College Ave., Claremont, 909.625.8767; www.rsabg. org.

REDLANDS MARKET NIGHT. Established in 1988, this certified farmers market is one of the most successful in Southern California. An atmosphere of lighted trees, brick sidewalks and historic buildings holds over 150 food and merchandise booths as well as downtown shopkeepers who stay open late. There are clowns, magicians, horse-drawn carriage rides, face painters and live music in every genre. Smoking and animals are not permitted, and children under the age of 18 must be accompanied by an adult after 8pm. Thurs, 6-9pm. Downtown Redlands, 909.798.7548; www. redlandsmarketnight.com.

RILEY’S FARM. This farm has apples, raspberries, pears and sunflowers, amongst other crops. But that’s only the beginning. Why not check out the Colonial Farm Life Adventure, the Revolutionary War Adventure, or the Old Joe Homestead Tour. Or, if

you’re feeling extra adventurous, the Revolutionary War Overnight Adventure, dinner programs, and you-pick fruit. Go online to find out what it’s all about. 12261 S. Oak Glen Rd., Oak Glen, 909.797.7534; www.rileysfarm. com.

RIVERSIDE CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Bring lots of small bills and change.

Good people would also bring their own bags. Year-round. Fri, 8:30am12pm. 5261 Arlington Ave., Riverside; www.cafarmersmarkets.com.

ROBERT RENZONI VINEYARDS AND WINERY. Nestled in a dozen acres in the southern portion of the Temecula Wine Country, this winery is the newest entry in the local batch of great grapes. However the owners aren’t new to the winemaking tradition, which has been part of the family for over a century. This father and son operation features a 4,000 square foot tasting room and production facility, and though they’ve just barely got their winery started, they’re already a featured wine in several restaurants.

37350 De Portola Rd., Temecula, 951.302.8466; www.robertrenzonivineyards.com.

SAN BERNARDINO CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Tues, 5:30pm-9:30pm. Yearround. Ferris Hill Park, E. Highland Ave. at Valencia Ave., San Bernardino; www.cafarmersmarkets.com.

SOUTH COAST WINERY RESORT AND SPA. Get away for a while and enjoy the holistic peace of this resort which features a winery, spa and restaurant.

This relaxing location will bring down anyone’s stress level to a healthy low!

34843 Rancho California Rd., Temecula. 951.587.9463; www.wineresort.com.

STARDUST SKATING CENTER. Intro to Derby Skating with the Inland Empire Derby Divas happens every Sun, 10:30am. $5 admission. $2 skate rental.

2167 N. Lugo Ave., San Bernardino, 909.883.1103; www.myspace.com/ stardustskatingcenter.

STATE STREET WINERY. This winery is one of the newest kids on the State Street block, but its offerings of Cran Chi Chi (fresh cranberry-infused Chainto) and Chilean Cabernet (dark and peppery notes) lend a refreshing departure to Downtown Redlands’ usual wine-anddine scene. Very “special” grape juice is the order of the day, and proprietor Janet Harter is there to make sure your tasting experience goes down smooth and refreshing. 404 E. State St., Redlands, 909.798.4300; www.statestreetwineryredlands.com.

SURFER DAVE’S HAUNTED THEATER. A walking tour through the historic Granada Theater in Ontario takes you back in time into the 1920s. Check out locations not generally open to the public and hear about all the famous folks that’ve made the place so special. Surfer Dave’s your host, telling you all about mystery and suspense that surrounds the location and there’s even talk of meeting “visitors from the other side.” Admission: $15.

Call ahead for reservations. 303 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.292.8415; www. granadaghosttours.wordpress.com.

TEMECULA OLD TOWN CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Sat, 8am-12pm. Yearround. 6th St. at Old Town Front St., Temecula;www.cafarmersmarkets. com.

TEMECULA PROMENADE CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Wed, 9am-1pm. Yearround. Winchester Rd. at Ynez Rd.,

Temecula; www.cafamersmarkets. com.

THORNTON WINERY. Opened in 1988, Thornton winery combines old world style with new world taste. Check out their multiple-award-winning restaurant, Café Champagne, the Champagne Jazz Series on the Mediterranean fountain terrace and their winery tours. Oh, and try their specialty—the sparkling wine champagne made with the Methode Champenoise. 32575 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.699.0099; www. thorntonwine.com.

THRESH|HOLD. Are you adventurous and want physical stimulation but hate the staleness of standard gyms? Head down to Riverside for a unique rock climbing experience that will get your heart pumpin’ and your

muscles sore. Known as bouldering, this workout focuses on the strength of your body through bursts of energetic movements. And the routes, known as problems, require ingenuity and curiousness to explore the limits of your own body. (Don’t worry, there’s a crash pad and trained spotters to help you, might you slip a little.) They also offer yoga classes as well as themed events. Check out the calendar on their website. 2111 Iowa Ave. Unit A, Riverside, 951.742.8479; www. climbth.com.

TOM’S FARMS. With several restaurants on site (including a burger stand, Señor Tom’s Mexican food, a cheese and wine deli and their own pizzeria), a Sweet Shoppe, home furnishings and gifts, rides on an 19th --century, steam-propelled train and the carou-

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calendar sel, plus live music every weekend, this farm is a lot more than just dried fruit and nuts. Speaking of nuts, check out Anthony the Magic every Sat, 12 pm & 2pm, for a half-hour show of doves, straightjackets, audience participation and large illusions with a lovely assistant. 23900 Temescal Canyon Rd., Corona, 951.277.4422; www.tomsfarms.com and www.anthonythemagic.com.

UCR BOTANIC GARDENS. Gardens include Alder, Rose, Herb, Cactus, Iris, Lilac, Subtropical Fruit, South African, Boysie Day Baja, and many more.

Other highlights are the Geodesic Lath Dome, hiking trails, and a pond that is home to turtles and koi. It’s the perfect place to get away from it all and suck up a little more oxygen. $2 suggested donation. UC Riverside, 900 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.6962; www.botanicgardens. ucr.edu.

WIND FARM TOURS. Tour site located at I-10 & Indian Ave. on N. Frontage Rd. (20th Ave.) 1 1/4 miles west. Call for reservations. Travel through a forest of gigantic wind turbines. Seriously, you know you want to.Call for tour reservations at 760.320.1365.

THE WINE TAILOR. This newer winery resides in the oldest winery building in California (circa 1839). It’s the perfect place for a historical tour, a concert or a wedding. Newlyweds-to-be can go to the winery and actually make their own wine, complete with a personal label. Actually, anyone can do it because the Wine Tailor is a custom winery i.e. they buy their grapes rather than grow them, and can make small batches to order.

Otherwise you can simply enjoy the winery’s award winning bottles. 8916 Foothill Blvd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.481.5050; www.thewinetailor. com.

YOGAM CENTER. This yoga center is a recent addition to the area, featuring classes and workshops for folks of all ages, including yoga for kids, mommy & me yoga, stress relief yoga (hey, we need that!) and introduction to meditation. 9720 Central Ave., Montclair, 909.625.1400; www.yogamcenter.org.

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BIG PINE FLAT TRAIL. A 25-mile trail course gives off-roaders a great, leisurely ride through the scenic San Bernardino National Forest. Off Green Valley Lake Rd. in the San Bernardino Forest, San Bernardino.

CACTUS FLATS. Perfect for camping and all-day riding. This self-contained area of the forest is a hot spot for off-road enthusiasts. A National Forest Adventure Pass is required before riding. Off Hwy. 18, east of Big Bear, 909.866.3437.

GLEN HELEN RACEWAY. Besides being the home of professional racing in Southern California, Glen Helen has a three-mile Baja style racecourse, three dirt bike tracks and on-site camping. 18585 Verdemont Ranch Rd., San Bernardino, 909.880.3090; www.glenhelen.com.

JOHNSON VALLEY. A perfect mix of dry lakebeds, flat desert and hilly terrain.

Whatever kind of off-road vehicle you have, this is a great place to put it to use. Take Hwy. 247 and exit Old Woman Springs Rd., Barstow.

LUCAS OIL MX PARK. Seemingly endless strips of dirt bike track that aims to be the leading motocross tracks in California.

After all, they do put the rider first. 18700 Lake Perris Dr., Perris. 951.943.4535; www. lucasoil.mx.com.

PERRIS RACEWAY. This professional racetrack is perfect for any age. With courses for younger children, to the large, motocross style tracks, the entire family can take a part of a great day of riding. Check the Website for dates and information. 1205 Burton Rd., Perris.

951.657.3091; www.perrisraceway.com.

PINNACLES. This staging ground leads to many motorcycle and ATV trails. Camping is also available in designated areas.

Off Hwy. 173 in the San Bernardino Forest, Lake Arrowhead.

RASOR RANCH OHV AREA. Rasor Ranch is miles of rolling hills and dunes, perfect for any sand junkie looking for that perfect spot. Exit Rasor Ranch Rd. from the 15 Fwy., San Bernardino.

STODDARD VALLEY OHV AREA. This area is home to frequent weekend competitions. Come to watch the big boys pull off the huge stunts. Take the Sidewinder Rd. exit from the 15 Fwy. near Barstow.

BY jeff girod

Final

Word Smell that? It’s science!

Dogs prefer to align along a north-south magnetic axis whenever they relieve themselves, according to a study in the journal Frontiers in Zoology. Called magnetoreception, the study reviewed 70 dogs, 1,893 poops and 5,582 pees. Sign me up for that!

But according to the Los Angeles Times, dogs aren’t the only ones who prefer to crap with a compass. So do birds, bees and several types of mammals.

“We discovered [by measuring Google Earth aerial pictures] that cattle align with the magnetic field lines a few years ago,” study coauthor Sabine Begall told the Times.

I know what you’re thinking. It’s crap. But if animals such as cows and dogs can’t cop a squat without hopping on an electromagnetic Bingo square, then can anything be random?

Every time you go over the speed limit or choose shrimp fajitas over chicken, or the reason you’ve always had a soft spot for Faith Hill, maybe none of it is choice. Maybe all of it is exactly the way it’s supposed to be—on some kind of giant invisible Connect Four grid.

Now I hesitate to use words like “preordained,” because even within religion there exists the concept of free will. But one has to ask, why are dogs spending so much time worrying about where they’re shitting? (The rest of us aren’t, or we wouldn’t step in dog shit.)

Consider this: From the time you pick up Rex from the pet store all of his shits have been pinpointed by some algebraic algorithm. Forget every New Year’s resolution you’ve ever made, every diet, every obstacle you’ve overcome, every award, or personal achievement—maybe we’re nothing more than a series of mathematic comparisons and magnetic quadrangles.

Sure, we do the best we can. We jog, moisturize, eat kale when we must. We do these things because they make us feel safer, smarter or provide some sense of accomplishment. But maybe I could sit naked in a 500-pound inflatable pool of fruit Jell-O and my life would turn out exactly the same.

Today I was diagnosed with a medical condition that affects ten percent of the population. Of that ten percent, one percent will suffer severe,

often frightening hearing loss. I am part of that one percent. In less than two years, I have gone completely deaf in my right ear and my left ear is also quickly losing hearing.

The good news is a surgeon says an operation can restore most of my hearing. He even tried to reassure me with statistics: “It’s successful 99 percent of the time.”

Then again, statistics aren’t always comforting: Ninety-nine percent of people never require this type of ear surgery.

Odds say you’re more likely to die in a car crash than to die in a plane, but how many of us are afraid to fly?

(I’m not afraid to fly, I just use the excuse to get the flight attendant to bring back the drink cart.)

Here’s the short answer: Screw the odds. You too, fate. Do what you think is right. Occasionally do what you know is wrong but it feels good. And if you’re smart, don’t ruin any of it with too much remorse.

And sometimes—call it coincidence, divine intervention or a miracle—some thing or moment will stick out. Hopefully, it’s not a dog turd.

Maybe it’s finding your one true love, a sunset, or some worthless quarterback who finally throws a spiral to win a big game. Maybe it’s a tough break that turns out to be not so bad after all.

There are moments in your life that will feel like they were touched by the hand of God. (Call God an “It” or “Mother Nature” if you prefer. I’m the one rapidly qualifying for a blue parking placard, so I choose to believe in an almighty ear-healing He-God right now.)

Just imagine some cold January night, a wet thatch of grass, and a doggie taking just a few seconds longer to line his nose up with his nether bits.

That, my friends, is a miracle. And whatever else happens in this world, be it war, famine or another Fox news channel . . .

That’s beautiful. It’s poetry. Just don’t step in it. IE

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