Inweekly Jan 16 2025 Issue

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LIFEVIEW GROUP The company has earned its third consecutive Military Friendly® Employer designation for 2025, highlighting its ongoing dedication to supporting military personnel and veterans through employment and services. The LifeView Group serves the military and veteran community through three specialized affiliates—Lakeview Center, FamiliesFirst Network and Global Connections to Employment (GCE). Its commitment has earned multiple recognitions, including a 2024 VETS Indexes 3 Star Employer designation. GCE is listed in the National Resource Directory, maintains Virginia Values Veterans Certification, participates in Army Partnership for Youth Success and serves as a Department of Defense Skillbridge provider.

HELEN IHNS The University of West Florida announced the establishment of the Electrical Engineering Juergen and Helen Ihns Scholars Endowment, made possible through a $125,000 contribution from Helen Ihns. The endowment honors Helen and her late husband Juergen Ihns by providing four annual need-based scholarships to students pursuing degrees in electrical and computer engineering. Juergen Ihns' journey to the United States began in Brazil during World War II, when he arrived for flight training in Texas. Following the war, Ihns pursued his electrical engineering degree at Purdue University. His career included positions as an engineer at General Electric and as a purchasing agent at the University of Florida. In 1965, Ihns became one of UWF's first five employees when he was appointed as the inaugural Director of Purchasing. Together with his wife Helen, he maintained strong ties to the Pensacola community.

LOCAL MILITARY BASES

Florida Commerce announced that $7 million in funding has been awarded to military communities through the Defense Infrastructure Grant Program. This grant program supports infrastructure projects deemed to have an impact on the military value of installations within the state. The Escambia County Commission received $495,000 to continue property/ easement acquisition in support of density reduction and encroachment protection efforts in the vicinity of Naval Air Station Pensacola and Corry Station. The City of Pensacola received $608,200 to acquire strategically located land near Naval Air Station Pensacola to develop affordable housing for military personnel and their families.

ALICO INC. The citrus producer will cease citrus operations, citing devastating impacts from hurricanes and disease. The Fort Myersbased company will complete its current harvest before ending investments in citrus production. "For over a century, Alico has been proud to be one of Florida's leading citrus producers and a dedicated steward of its agricultural land, but we must now reluctantly adapt to changing environmental and economic realities," said John Kiernan, Alico's CEO. The company reported a 73% production decline over the past decade despite significant investments. Hurricanes Irma, Ian and Milton, plus citrus greening disease have made citrus growing "no longer economically viable," according to Kiernan. Up to 172 employees will lose their jobs as Alico transitions to become a diversified land company, managing over 53,000 acres across Florida.

RUDY GIULIANI Federal Judge Lewis Liman held Giuliani in contempt last week for failing to comply with discovery orders in his defamation case involving Georgia election workers Ruby Freeman and Wandrea Moss, who previously won a $148 million judgment against him. The judge criticized Giuliani's "blithe disregard" of court orders, rejecting his claim that he didn't respond due to suspicions about plaintiffs' counsel's motives. The contempt ruling comes amid disputes over Giuliani's $3.5 million Florida condo, which he claims as a protected permanent residence.

CHRISTIAN FAMILY COALITION FLORIDA

Florida legislators may expand restrictions on pronoun usage from schools to city and county governments if Christian Family Coalition Florida lobbyist John Labriola can win support during the 2025 legislative session. The 2023 law prohibits school employees and students from being required to use preferred pronouns that don't match a person's sex assigned at birth. Labriola argued the expansion would protect government employees from punishment for using pronouns matching biological sex rather than gender identity. A federal judge blocked the law's enforcement against a transgender teacher in Hillsborough County who filed a constitutional challenge. The state's appeal awaits a ruling from the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals. Similar legislation proposed in 2024 did not receive a hearing.

outtakes

By Rick Outzen

COUNTY WINS

After a lengthy discussion that highlighted competing priorities between purchase price and development potential, the Escambia County Commission voted 5-0 to enter into negotiations with Beulah Town Center, LLC, for the development of the 540-acre OLF-8 property.

The good news is all five commissioners, the developer, FloridaWest board president David Bear, Greater Pensacola Chamber CEO Todd Thomson, Pensacola-Escambia Promotion and Development Commission member Dave Hoxeng, and the Beulah residents at the meeting agreed that the OLF-8 Master Plan must be followed.

The OLF-8 property, a former helicopter training field, has been the subject of extensive discussion regarding its potential for economic development, job creation and mixed-use development. The master plan created by DPZ CoDesign and approved by the county commission in 2021 includes 271 acres for a light industrial district, 61 acres for residential and 47 acres for a mixed-use town center.

Bear addressed the commissioners regarding the intersection of light industrial development and residential neighborhoods plus a potential $14.2 million Triumph grant for infrastructure on the site.

"I'm not here tonight to try to persuade you to make a decision one way or another," he said. "I'm here speaking tonight to talk and give you facts to help you make your decision regarding this project."

Bear noted that while the county has pursued a Triumph grant, the process remains incomplete. "The county does not have a Triumph grant. Its application has moved through the process, but there is not an approved term sheet and no grant award agreement."

In her monthly News Journal columns, Beulah advocate Theresa Blackwell has attacked the University of West Florida Haas Center's analysis on the economic impact of the light industrial zones at OLF-8, even though the center also did the analysis for DPZ in 2021.

Earlier this month, she wrote, "We do not need to fill up the light industrial land with advanced manufacturing, as the UWF Haas Center presented at one of the meetings."

Addressing concerns about light industrial development in residential areas, Bear pointed to existing examples of successful integration. "We have these all over the county and in neighborhoods without disruptions or complaints," he not-

ed, emphasizing that modern light industrial and heavy commercial development does not include traditional industrial features like smokestacks.

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Bear's remarks followed a recent site visit by Commissioner Steve Stroberger to the Lewis Bear Company's warehouse facility, which he cited as a practical example of how light industrial development can successfully exist within residential neighborhoods.

After hearing from the public and the developers, the board grappled with multiple proposals, including a $42.5 million offer from Tri-W Development that was withdrawn during the meeting after extensive discussion about price points. Chad Henderson said his group was willing to increase its offer, but he wanted to work out the dollar amount during the negotiations.

Civility marked the commissioners' discussions as they listened to each other's remarks and asked questions for clarification. The board wanted to reach a 5-0 vote on whatever developer was selected.

The commissioners focused heavily on balancing the immediate benefit of a higher purchase price against long-term economic development potential. Commissioner Steven Barry emphasized that while purchase price was important, "It's going to be the revenue that comes off the property in perpetuity after it's developed."

Commissioner Lumon May stressed the project's original intent for job creation. "This was an economic development project for job creation. There's no question about it."

Commissioner Mike Kohler expressed concern about justifying a lower purchase price to constituents, stating, "I can't lose seven and a half million dollars ... The headlines will be 'Board of County Commissioners gives up $7.5 million.'"

The final motion, proposed by Commissioner Steve Stroberger, included two notable conditions: a 30-day negotiation period and a requirement that the DPZ master plan be included as a deed restriction. County Attorney Alison Rogers noted this requirement would help "protect the future of our own real estate" particularly given current "live local preemption" considerations.

The unanimous vote came after Tri-W Development withdrew its offer during the meeting. The decision authorizes county staff to begin negotiations with Beulah Town Center, with commissioners emphasizing the need for swift progress on contract terms. {in} rick@inweekly.net

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BATTLING FAKE NUDE IMAGES IN SCHOOLS

tive change after their daughter and several other local high school students became victims of AI-generated fake nude images. The incident has highlighted gaps in current laws regarding artificial intelligence technology and image manipulation.

High school senior Lucy Adams Stevenson first learned about the situation when a friend contacted her about a circulating video.

"We got a video sent from someone, and my friend was like, 'Hey, I'm in this,'" she recalled. The video showed someone scrolling through manipulated photos of multiple female students created by taking regular pictures from their social media accounts.

According to Carrie Stevenson, Lucy Adams' mother, the perpetrator was a male student who followed the victims on Instagram. "They're all peers. They all knew each other," she explained. "He just took these photos that they had posted to their own accounts of them fully clothed, and he had used the app and changed them."

The incident sparked immediate action from the victims and their families. Lucy Adams and her friend, accompanied by their parents, went to the police station. While law enforcement became involved, the case revealed significant challenges in prosecution.

In a strange legal twist, the 18-year-old male student who allegedly created the pictures has not been charged, but the 17-year-old girl who shared the AI-generated photos was charged and arrested for the altered sexual depiction of an identifiable person without consent, a thirddegree felony.

According to investigators, the girl obtained the cell phone of a "male acquaintance" that

dents. Some who received the photos were not shown in the photos.

Eric Stevenson, Lucy Adams' father and an attorney with experience in criminal law, explained that current legislation hasn't kept pace with advancing technology. "Florida was one of the first states in the country to have a law about these types of issues," he noted. "But as technology developed, we learned that the law hasn't kept up."

The case exposed significant legal challenges that frustrated both law enforcement and the victims' families. A central obstacle, according to Carrie Stevenson, is that current laws only address distribution, not creation.

"They can't prosecute this kid because he created it, but they can't prove he distributed it," she explained.

The video eventually circulated through group chats, but investigators found no evidence that the original creator had shared the images.

NATIONAL 'NUDIFY' CRISIS

Last month, "60 Minutes" reported that school systems across the country are grappling with a disturbing new phenomenon: "nudify" websites that transform innocent photos into realistic-looking nude images. These AI-powered tools, openly available on the internet, are being weaponized as a new form of bullying.

According to the show, nearly 30 similar cases have been reported in U.S. schools over the past 20 months, with more occurring worldwide. The website ClothOff alone received over 3 million visits last month, according to network analysis firm Graphika. These sites operate openly on the regular internet, not hidden on

LEGAL PROBLEMS

Questions about child pornography laws further complicated the legal complexities, as most victims were under 18. Eric Stevenson, drawing from his legal background, explained that while the images were disturbing, they didn't meet the legal definition of child pornography. "It goes back to that fundamental Supreme Court question of what is pornography," he said. "These were still photos. It doesn't appear that any of them were suggestive of sexual behavior."

However, Eric emphasized that the technology's capabilities make the situation even more concerning. "This app is a real problem," he said. "The fact that you cannot just undress somebody, but you can put them into sexual poses or doing things—then somebody can create child pornography, not just regular pornography."

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meaningful safeguards. Instead, they employ sophisticated networks to evade detection, including routing payments through fake businesses selling everything from flowers to beekeeping lessons. Even the company's listed address in Buenos Aires proved to be bogus, and its supposed CEO appears to be AI-generated.

Kolina Koltai, a senior researcher at Bellingcat specializing in AI misuse, told "60 Minutes" host Anderson Cooper, "There is a really inherent shadiness that's happening. They're not being transparent about who owns it. They're obviously trying to mask their payments."

Last December 2023, two Miami teenagers were arrested for allegedly creating and distributing AI-generated nude images of their classmates. This incident appears to be the first known case of criminal charges being filed for sharing AI-generated explicit photos without consent.

"These things look very much like a real person. You could not tell the difference between a real photo and a fake." Carrie Stevenson

The two boys, ages 13 and 14, were arrested after allegedly using an AI app to create explicit images of fellow students aged 12 and 13. They faced third-degree felony charges under a 2022 Florida law that criminalizes sharing "any altered sexual depiction" without consent. While the specific AI application used wasn't identified in the reports, the arrest report indicated the boys shared the images between themselves.

The school district treats disciplinary measures as confidential, so whether the district has addressed this issue remains unknown. For Lucy Adams and her fellow students, the incident created a disturbing atmosphere at school. She called it "weird" because a former Pensacola High School assistant principal, Sean Roby, had been arrested earlier in the semester for video voyeurism after he was allegedly caught videotaping a 17-year-old undressing.

The violation of having their personal photos manipulated left many students feeling vulnerable and betrayed, particularly because the perpetrator was someone they knew and trusted with access to their social media. The incident has raised serious concerns about image rights and online safety. Despite the victims following standard social media safety practices—only allowing known peers to follow their accounts—they still became targets.

"We're just posting pictures on our Instagram," Lucy Adams said. "That's just what everyone does."

The uncertainty about whether all the manipulated images have been destroyed adds another layer of ongoing stress for the victims. She noted, "We have no idea ... The only thing that we know for sure is still there is the video."

The Stevenson family is now advocating for legislative reform. Eric Stevenson believes the mere creation of such images without permission should be criminalized. "People shouldn't be able to create these at all," he stated. The family plans to contact congressional representatives and local state lawmakers to push for stronger protections.

The case highlights the growing challenge of regulating AI technology that can create highly realistic fake images. As Carrie Stevenson pointed out, "These things look very much like a real person. You could not tell the difference between a real photo and a fake. They're very, very realistic, and that's problematic."

Through continued advocacy, the family hopes to prevent similar incidents in the future. They emphasize the need for laws that better protect individuals, especially minors, from having their images manipulated without consent. {in}

ago, I've had the privilege of helping guide tremendous cargo growth and vessel activity, directly supporting key Northwest Florida businesses like GE Vernova and Cemex. We've seen the American Magic facility under construction, dock construction planned for the port's east side, and an unprecedented road and rail improvement project now underway. There is so much ahead for this 55-acre deep water port, and I'm confident the professional Port staff will continue making decisions that ensure its success."

He concluded, "It has been my honor to serve and work with you. I wish you continued success and all the best in your future endeavors."

Mayor D.C. Reeves issued a statement: "We appreciate Clark Merritt's work with the city and the Port of Pensacola over the years. He has been a valuable asset to us. We wish him only the best in his future endeavors."

Mayor Grover Robinson appointed Merritt as Port Director in June 2021. The Pensacola native brought extensive experience to overseeing this key regional economic asset. After graduating from the University of Florida, he served as a U.S. Navy officer, later working with the U.S. House of Representatives before taking various roles at the Port of Pensacola prior to becoming director.

As Port Director, Merritt modernized and expanded port operations. He oversaw major infrastructure projects, including an $11.2 million renovation of Hurricane Sally-damaged rail beds and roads and a $2.5 million improvement to stormwater drainage along Ninth Avenue. Under his leadership, the port strengthened its economic base by attracting and retaining key businesses, including Offshore Inland Marine & Oilfield Services, Cemex, Martin Marietta, Pate Stevedore, American Magic and GE Vernova. A major achievement under Merritt's tenure was the

the potential changes to how security measures evolved after the Columbine shooting in 1999 and the Sept. 11 attacks in 2001.

While asserting confidence in Pensacola's "amazing public safety team," including police, fire, public works and parks and recreation departments, Reeves stressed the need to reassess existing security measures. He noted that although the city has maintained a "stellar track record" with public safety at events like festivals and parades, recent events demand a fresh examination of security protocols.

The city has already begun implementing some immediate changes. Following initial discussions, officials coordinated with state partners to deploy additional barricades and implemented public road closures last Saturday. Reeves indicated that more security improvements will be rolled out in the coming weeks and months, with some changes being visible to the public and others remaining confidential for security reasons.

The mayor acknowledged that these enhanced security measures might impact convenience for residents, particularly regarding access to popular event spaces like Seville Square and parade routes. He called for patience and understanding from citizens as these changes are implemented, emphasizing that security must take precedence over convenience.

Despite the heightened security measures, Reeves stressed that the city won't "run in fear," recognizing that public gatherings are fundamental to Pensacola's communal identity. "These events and these gatherings together, whether it's just a busy Saturday night on Palafox Street, are part of the fabric of who we are," he said.

The city is already taking concrete steps to enhance security infrastructure. Through coordination with the Florida Department of Law En-

education. The Studer Community Institute (SCI) has developed educational booklets for new mothers. The revenue generated from the booklet sales as other hospitals across the country adopt the program has created a sustainable

Looking at the broader picture of early childhood development, Studer connects this hospital-based intervention to larger community outcomes. He cites behavioral economist John List's observation that kindergarten readiness is a key predictor of a community's future. In Florida, where kindergarten readiness is measured statewide, even the best-performing counties only achieve readiness rates in the mid-seventies.

The program represents a shift from treating symptoms to addressing root causes. As Studer puts it, "We like everything we do ... but if it's still a little late, we're treating the symptoms. We never treated the cause, which is the child is not hearing the words correctly ... that means humans, not a

take a fresh look at that," Reeves said, confirming that security considerations are being integrated into the street's renovation plans.

"My first job is to keep our children safe," Reeves concluded, reaffirming his commitment to moving forward "aggressively and intentionally" with security improvements while maintaining Pensacola's vibrant community life.

BUILDING BETTER BRAINS Quint Studer wants to step up the Studer Community Institute's Build a Brain program in 2025. In a recent interview, he revealed how this hospital-based intervention program emerged from a challenge faced by researchers in Chicago. These researchers, including PhD and medical students, were struggling to reach low-income mothers to validate their educational video program. The solution came when they began showing the videos to mothers during their hospital stay after giving birth.

The program's implementation was straightforward but impactful: new mothers would be asked to watch educational content about building their baby's brain on an iPad. What makes it particularly effective is the human element— nurses don't simply hand over the device but engage in meaningful conversations about brain development with the mothers.

Data from the program shows promising results. Prior to watching the video, mothers typically rate their knowledge about building their baby's brain in the high 6's on a scale of 1-10. After viewing, these scores jump to the high 8's or low 9's. However, Studer notes a significant challenge: out of approximately 5,200 births in our area, only 2,300 mothers currently see the video—a gap he aims to address in 2025.

The initiative has evolved beyond just video

The initiative is now expanding nationally, with implementations in places like Norman, Okla., Lafayette, La. and West Palm Beach, Fla. For Studer, the ultimate goal is to make this educational component as fundamental as other aspects of post-natal care, suggesting that hospitals should require video viewing before distributing resource materials.

This systematic approach to early childhood development, beginning in the hospital room, represents a promising path toward improving kindergarten readiness rates and, ultimately, community outcomes. The key, according to Studer, lies in making these educational interventions as routine as teaching new mothers about basic infant care.

To learn more, visit buildabrainnow.com.

WHY RED LIGHT CAMERAS

The City of Pensacola has installed red light cameras at city intersections, which went fully operational on Wednesday, Jan. 1. Drivers will receive a one-month grace period with fines beginning Saturday, Feb. 1.

In a podcast interview with Inweekly, Mayor Reeves noted that the city previously did very little about enforcing drivers running red lights. The cameras offered the most cost-effective solution to improve safety.

"I think what gets lost in that conversation about the change that causes anxiety is you have to understand where we're coming from. Where we're coming from is nowhere," said Mayor Reeves.

"And I think that gets forgotten when it's criticized or critiqued that we are now policing illegal red light running in this fashion. The quiet presumption is that this is an alternative to some other level of enforcement. Well, it's not. Ninth and Bayou is unenforceable, no matter how many cars we want to put out there. It is not enforceable based on the architecture of the intersection."

He added, "We've been willing to take on change that causes anxiety, obviously, in this administration. But we do feel with conviction that what we have to do is stop doing nothing. And because this is about public safety, and if we're wrong about an intersection after a year or six months, it is my duty to change it or to decrease it."

FOURTEEN RED BULBS At the conclusion of its "Keep the Wreath Green" initiative, Escambia County Fire Rescue placed 14 red bulbs on its wreaths in December.

The "Keep the Wreath Green" fire safety campaign is a collaborative initiative with the City of Pensacola to promote fire safety during December. During the campaign, five-foot wreaths are on display at 21 county fire stations and five city fire stations, as well as Escambia County's Ernie Lee Magaha Government Building, the Escambia County Public Safety Building and Pensacola City Hall. Each time firefighters respond to a residential fire with damage, a green light bulb will be replaced with a red one to remind citizens of the dangers posed by fires in residential homes.

"Escambia County saw 14 homes and businesses experience fire damages during the holiday season and our hearts go out to those impacted," said Fire Chief Adam Harrison. "We hope the fire safety campaign was educational and brought awareness to all households. Fire safety awareness does not end with the holidays, so we encourage all residents to remain vigilant when protecting your homes from all fire hazards."

The City of Pensacola had three residential structure fires that resulted in occupant displacement during "Keep the Wreath Green."

If your home does not have a working smoke detector, please call Escambia County Fire Rescue at (850) 595-HERO (4376) or (850) 436-5200 for City of Pensacola residents.

MORE FLIGHTS Delta Air Lines is launching seasonal nonstop service between Pensacola International Airport (PNS) and Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport (DTW). The weekly Saturday flights will operate from June 14 through September 6, 2025.

Boeing 717-200 aircraft will serve the route, offering 110 seats configured with 12 in First Class, 20 in Delta Comfort+ and 78 in Main Cabin. Flight 1319 will depart Detroit at 10:00 a.m., arriving in Pensacola at 11:30 a.m. The return flight departs Pensacola at 12:15 p.m., reaching Detroit at 3:45 p.m. Pensacola International Airport Executive Director Matt Coughlin welcomed the addition to Delta's existing Atlanta and LaGuardia routes. He said, "Detroit is one of Pensacola's largest unserved markets and offers a large Delta hub with worldwide connections."

Also, Spirit Airlines is launching four new nonstop destinations for the 2025 spring break season.

"We're making it easier for travelers to discover Pensacola's beautiful beaches and rich history this spring break with new, seasonal service from four major cities, including nonstop service from Chicago (ORD), Dallas-Fort Worth (DFW), Detroit and Nashville (BNA)," said John Kirby, Vice President of Network Planning at Spirit Airlines.

"On the heels of our fourth anniversary of serving Pensacola, we'd like to thank our partners at Pensacola International Airport for their continued support as we add new options for our Pensacola Guests to enjoy."

The new destinations will operate on the following schedules:

•BNA-PNS: 3/6 – 3/18/25 at 4x weekly (new service)

•DFW-PNS: 3/5 – 3/17/25 at 4x weekly (resuming service)

•DTW-PNS: 3/20–4/8/25 at 4x weekly (new service)

•ORD-PNS: 3/20–4/8/25 at 3x weekly (new service)

Mayor D.C. Reeves highlighted the route as evidence of Pensacola's growing appeal to major carriers. He said, "New service is always a tangible indicator of the prosperity, growth and potential that major carriers see in our area."

For more information about flight schedules and destinations from Pensacola International Airport, visit flypensacola.com.

FREE EYE EXAM

Terrezza Optical Group is now registering patients for its annual Doctors with a Heart program, offering free eye exams and eyeglasses to qualifying low-income, uninsured patients on Feb.14.

The Valentine's Day program began in 1987 when an Iowa dentist created this National Day of Service, which has since expanded to include various healthcare fields, including optometry. This marks Terrezza Optical Group's 38th year of participation.

"Our annual Doctors with a Heart program represents a 38-year commitment to our community," said Dr. Gene Terrezza. "By providing vision care and eyewear at no cost, we help people resume essential daily activities like reading, driving and working."

Interested patients should call their nearest participating location to begin the registration and qualification process:

Florida locations:

•Milton: (850) 623-0319

•Pensacola Palafox: (850) 434-2060

•Pensacola Fairfield: (850) 456-5059

•Pensacola Baptist Hospital: (850) 407-9474

Appointments are available on a first-come, first-served basis. Staff will conduct phone screenings to verify eligibility. For more information, visit terrezzaoptical.com.

WESTSIDE HELP

Starting Jan. 13, Westside homeowners can apply for up to $105,000 in home improvement funding through the City of Pensacola's Community Redevelopment Agency (CRA). The Westside Residential Property Improvement Program helps residents tackle both interior and exterior renovations while preserving the neighborhood's character and affordability.

This initiative aims to revitalize the Westside CRA District by helping property owners address maintenance needs and enhance their homes. The program supports the community's long-term sustainability by maintaining affordable housing options and improving neighborhood conditions.

Applications opened Monday, Jan. 13 through the Neighborly portal, bit.ly/neighborlypns. Property must be located within the Westside CRA District boundaries. Full program guidelines are available on the CRA website.

Interested homeowners should verify their property's eligibility and review program requirements before applying. For questions about eligibility, funding details or application assistance, contact the CRA office at cradivision@cityofpensacola.com or (850) 436-5640. {in}

Typically, January is a time for resolutions, football playoffs and honoring Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. This year has a new addition to the mix, at least for area Republicans—a special election in Florida's 1st Congressional District to fill the seat vacated by Matt Gaetz.

A Republican Party Primary is scheduled for Tuesday, Jan. 28. The Democratic primary was canceled after only one candidate, Gay Valimont, qualified for the ballot. The General Special Election will be held on April 1, aka April Fools' Day—Gov. DeSantis' choice, not ours, but we think it's fitting.

Florida's 1st Congressional District includes all of Escambia, Okaloosa, Santa Rosa counties and portions of Walton County. Republicans have held the seat since 1994 when littleknown Pensacola attorney Joe Scarborough beat veteran politician Lois Benson after

Only registered Republicans can vote in the Jan. 28 Primary. The winner will face Democrat Gay Valimont, No Party Affiliate candidate Stephen Broden and four write-in candidates—Richard Dembinsky, Stanley Gray, Jonathan Green and Stan McDaniels—in the Special General Election on Tuesday, April 1.

While many candidates share similar conservative platforms, their backgrounds, experience levels and specific policy focus set them apart. We have summarized the profiles from their campaign websites when possible. To learn more, check out their websites and social media accounts.

 Aaron Dimmock

His Naval Academy education launched a 20year military career, including flying surveillance missions over Bosnia and post-9/11, leading anticartel operations and serving at the Pentagon. After retiring as Commander, he became a leadership consultant. aarondimmock.org

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for a ninth term. Since 2000, more than two-thirds of the district has voted Republican in the presidential elections.

When the voter registration books were closed for the 2024 General Election, the district had 548,603 voters: Republican, 301,353 (54.9%); Democrat, 116,948 (21.3%); No Party Affiliation 113,036, (20.6%); and Other, 17,268 (3.2%).

Escambia County Supervisor of Elections

Robert Bender reports that over 6,500 vote-bymail ballots have been distributed for the upcoming Republican primary, with approximately 2,000 already returned as of Jan. 9.

"All of the requests were wiped clean after the General Election, and so we sent out notices to everyone who had requested with us previously to let them know that it needed to be renewed," Bender explained.

projects a 24% turnout among the county's 102,000 eligible Republican voters, similar to last March's Presidential Preference Primary. This represents an increase of about 8,000 registered Republican voters over the past year.

The county will maintain its Election Day operations across 80 precincts. "There'll still be 80 precincts, 72 locations open, 7 a.m. to 7 p.m.," Bender confirmed. However, early voting sites have been reduced after low turnout in March. He noted, "There were only 318 people that used those three locations over an eightday period."

Early voting hours have been extended by 30 minutes, now running from 9 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. to accommodate voters after work. Bender confirmed all 10 early voting sites will reopen in April for the General Election.

BALLOT BREAKDOWN

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 Kevin J. Gaffney

The veteran, educator and federal service professional teaches American government, economics and history at Rocky Bayou Christian School. His federal career included roles in the DOJ Criminal Unit, CFTC Enforcement Division and VA General Counsel. votekevingaffney.com facebook.com/kevin.gaffney.100

 Jeff Macey

There's no profile or bio page on his website. His LinkedIn account lists him as the head software engineer at MecroMace, LLC. jeffmacey.us linkedin.com/in/jeffmacey

 Greg Merk

The Georgetown University graduate currently serves as CEO of Nex Gen USA Media while also

working as a political and financial commentator and private portfolio manager. Merk's military career includes counter-drug missions in the Caribbean and deployments supporting Operation Uphold Democracy in Haiti. votemerk.com facebook.com/votemerk x.com/merkgregory linkedin.com/in/greg-merk-597aa990

 John Mills

Mills is a retired U.S. Navy pilot who commanded Naval Security Forces at NAS Whiting Field. His career included roles as Program Manager for Naval Aviation Outreach and Director of Emergency Management Operations. Post-military, Mills launched successful transportation businesses while serving on the Pensacola Military Officers Association board and chairing Disaster Services for the American Red Cross Northwest Florida Chapter. johnmillsforcongress.com facebook.com/vote4johnmills

EVERY VOTE CRITICAL

The last time an incumbent didn't run for the seat was when Rep. Jeff Miller announced his retirement in 2016. Gaetz won that Republican primary with 35,689 votes (36.1%). His closest competitors were Greg Evers (21.8%) and Cris Dosev (20.9%). Each of the four remaining GOP candidates failed to receive more than 8%.

If Bender's voter turnout prediction holds true for the entire district, only about 72,000 votes will be cast. Someone could win with less than 24,000 votes. The state of Florida does not hold run-offs. The winner does not have to get over 50% of the votes cast, just more votes than the other candidates.

Your vote could make a significant impact on who wins the primary.

 Jimmy Patronis

Patronis, Florida's current Chief Financial Officer, also served in the Florida House of Representatives for eight years. His local leadership included chairing the Greater Panama City Beach Chamber's Economic Development Council. As the state's CFO, he's championed firefighter benefits, insurance reform and business liability protections during the COVID-19 pandemic. joinjimmy.com facebook.com/jimmypatronis x.com/jimmypatronis instagram.com/jpatronis linkedin.com/in/jimmy-patronis-13b84790 youtube.com/@jimmypatronisforcongress

 Jeff Peacock

The Century native currently teaches algebra at Navarre High School. He holds degrees from Pensacola Junior College, Florida State University, University of Chicago and Harvard. Previously, he taught at George Washington University and owned video production, printing and

Democrat Earl Hutto announced he would not run

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 Michael Dylan Thompson

The Pensacola native was valedictorian at Booker T. Washington High School. He

EARLY VOTING

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WAYS TO VOTE

ELECTION DAY

Early voting starts Saturday, Jan. 18 and continues through Saturday, Jan. 25. Each location is open from 9 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. daily during that window.

•Escambia County Supervisor of Elections Office

213 S. Palafox, Second Floor

•Main Library

239 Spring St.

•Molino Community Center

6450 Highway 95A, Molino

•Asbury Place

750 College Blvd.

•Southwest Library

12248 Gulf Beach Highway

•Bellview Library

6425 Mobile Highway

•Escambia County Extension Services

3740 Stefani Road

VOTE BY MAIL

Voters wishing to vote by mail must make their request to the Escambia County Supervisor of Elections office by 5 p.m. on Thursday, Jan. 16.

Once received, all mail-in ballots must be returned to the Supervisor of Elections' office no later than 7 p.m. on Tuesday, Jan. 28.

Have a mail-in ballot but are worried about meeting the deadline? You've got options. You can hand-deliver your ballot to the Supervisor of Elections office or any early voting site during business hours.

Or, if you'd prefer to vote in person after all, bring your mail-in ballot to your early voting location or Election Day precinct and exchange it for a regular ballot. Just remember—bringing your original mail-in ballot with you is essential. Without it, you'll need to use a provisional ballot, which adds extra steps to the voting process.

Have you already sent in your mail-in ballot? Don't forget to track it online at escambiavotes. gov/track-my-ballot.

Voting takes place Tuesday, Jan. 28 from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. To cast your ballot in person, bring a valid photo ID with your signature. Florida Driver's Licenses, U.S. passports, and student or military IDs are all accepted—no need to bring your voter registration card.

Voters with disabilities or who need help with English can receive assistance at the polls. You may bring someone to help you, or bipartisan poll workers can provide aid. Not sure where to vote? Visit escambiavotes.gov/where-to-vote to find your precinct using the "Find My Precinct" tool.

If you're waiting in line when polls close at 7 p.m., you still have the right to vote. Stay in line even after 7 p.m.—your vote will count.

VOTER PROTECTION

If you encounter issues while voting in Escambia County, resources are available. While we benefit from multiple polling locations and generally brief wait times, it's important to know your rights and options.

If you face any difficulties voting, take action by:

•Visiting or calling the Supervisor of Elections office to discuss the situation.

•Calling the nationwide, non-partisan election protection hotline at 1-866-OUR-VOTE (1-866687-8683).

Don't leave without exercising your right to vote.

ADDITIONAL RESOURCES

In Escambia County, your best resource is the Supervisor of Elections office:

•Escambia County Supervisor of Elections

Address: 213 S. Palafox, Second Floor

Hours: 8 a.m.-5 p.m., Monday-Friday

Phone: (850) 595-3900

Website: escambiavotes.gov

Email: soe@escambiavotes.gov

•The League of Women Voters also has voting information at vote411.org/florida. {in}

Arts & Entertainment

The Original Downton Abbey

typically a regular among the rotation at any opera company, but it hasn't been done at Pensacola Opera since 2007.

Coincidentally, that marked Corey McKern's debut as a singer at Pensacola Opera; he's now artistic director.

"I sang the role of the Count all those years ago, and that experience made me fall in love with the city, and then eventually allowed us to have a connection and move here," McKern said. "It's an amazing piece."

McKern's favorite scene is in the act two finale, which begins with one person singing, adds additional vocalists one by one and culminates in seven people singing together on stage.

By Savannah Evanoff

"The way Mozart layers the music in combination with libretto is just—I mean, they call him a genius for a reason," McKern said. "It's just a stunning 25-minute piece of music."

Many people will recognize the music in "The Marriage of Figaro." Mozart's music is often familiar whether people know it or not, McKern said.

"We try to put on our main stage pieces that the experienced opera aficionado will enjoy, but also we like to stage it in a way that you could take someone for the first time, and they would enjoy it," McKern said.

"This is the second time this set has been used by a designer named Steven Kemp and it premiered in New Orleans. It is a beautiful, beautiful production, and so visually, it will be spectacular. Then when this cast acts on the set, it brings it to life. We encourage people to come try a unique evening out in Pensacola."

The storyline follows Susanna and Figaro, a couple getting married, and Figaro's boss Count Almaviva, who is trying to delay their marriage in order to seduce Susanna himself. Figaro recruits the help of his fiancée and the Countess in an attempt to expose the Count's philander-

ing ways. The subject matter was controversial at the time of composition in 1786.

"This was kind of the first time in history that someone in the public wrote something where a common person, a servant, is standing up to a nobleman publicly," McKern said. "So there was a whole commentary on class that this piece genius-ly weaves in and out throughout the story … it's the original 'Downton Abbey' in a lot of ways. You see the nobleman upstairs and the staff downstairs."

And it's a comedy in the traditional sense, McKern explained.

"It deals with serious events, but in a funny and charming way, with brilliant music," McKern said. "The Count is trying to sleep with his servant's fiancée, about to be wife, and all the rest of the characters kind of joined forces to foil the Count's plan, and in the end, make him look sort of silly. So within that context, there's a lot of things to laugh at, and then there's a lot of moments of beauty and pathos as well. It's, in a lot of ways, a very complete opera, both musically and dramatically."

The set will reflect the era in a traditional style of the 18th century and the location at the castle of Count Almaviva near Seville, Spain. There are two main featured rooms: the Count's quarters and Countess' room.

"When we move into acts two and three, we see the Countess' room, and they actually took a picture of original wallpaper from the 18th century and blew it up and then put it on the walls," McKern said. "The colors are very bold and vivid, and there's floral patterns. Then the Count has this dark green sort of hunting vibe with antlers and paintings, and it's just aesthetically striking."

The cast is a mix of young singers who were

previously studio artists at Pensacola Opera, current studio artists and traveling singers with national and international credits.

Sidney Outlaw, who will sing as Figaro, is a baritone who teaches at the Manhattan School of Music and has a long career, McKern said. Renée Richardson, who will sing as Countess, is a University of West Florida graduate who attended one of the most prestigious music schools in the country called the Academy of Vocal Arts, he added.

Experienced baritone opera singer Joseph Lattanzi will sing McKern's former role of the Count. Soprano Nicole Heinen, who will sing as Susanna, made her company and role debut with Pensacola Opera in the 2023-2024 season as Despina in "Così fan tutte," Adele in "Die Fledermaus" and the titular role of Lucia in "Lucia di Lammermoor."

"We've been in rehearsals all week, and you don't always nail it with casting, but this whole group is talented," McKern said. "They're kind, they work hard, they're prepared. Mozart does a lot of the work for you, and if you cast well, you're 90% of the way there. That extra 10% is a lot, but I'm feeling very confident in this group." {in}

PENSACOLA OPERA'S "THE MARRIAGE OF FIGARO"

WHAT: Pensacola Opera's production of Mozart's timeless comedy

WHEN: 7:30 p.m. Friday, Jan. 24 and 2 p.m. Sunday, Jan. 26

WHERE: Pensacola Saenger Theatre, 118 S. Palafox St.

COST: Tickets start at $31

DETAILS: pensacolaopera.com

a&e happenings

Allies Florida hosts bingo twice monthly at Scenic Hills Country Club, 8891 Burning Tree Road. The cost is 10 rounds of bingo for $10, with cash prizes for winners. Food and drinks are also available for purchase. The full bar and restaurant offer special adult beverages just for bingo nights. You must be 18 or older to play. For more information, visit facebook. com/animalalliesflorida.

ANIMAL ALLIES CAT AND KITTEN

ADOPTION Visit Pet Supermarket 11 a.m.3 p.m. every first and third Saturday of the month at 6857 N. Ninth Ave. to meet your furever friend. Visit aaflorida.org for details.

CARING & SHARING MINISTRY FOOD

DRIVE The Gloria Green Caring & Sharing Ministry is attached to the Historic St. Joseph Catholic Church, 140 W. Government St. The ministry feeds the homeless 10:30 a.m. Tuesdays. The ministry's food pantry opens 10 a.m. and also has clothing. Food donations needed are pop-top canned goods, Beanie Weenies, Vienna sausage, potted meat, cans of tuna and chicken and soups. Clothing donations needed include tennis shoes for men and women, as well as sweatshirts and new underwear for men in sizes small, medium and large. Call DeeDee Green at 723-3390 for details.

ARTS & CULTURE

THE BRENT LOFTS ART EXHIBIT Exhibit of Sally T. Miller, abstract painter, and Erica Dukes, travel photographer. Event is 4-7 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 16 at The Brent Lofts, 17 S. Palafox St. Exhibit will be on display through March 30. Details at facebook.com/thebrentlofts.

ROARING 1920S MURDER MYSTERY

SHOW Take part in an interactive murder mystery show 7 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 16 at Per-

include cuddle time with adoptable cats. Purchase tickets at coastalcatpcola.com.

IMPROVABLE CAUSE: CHEESE FOR THE Show is 7 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 22 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Tickets are available at thehandlebar850.com.

UWF GULF COAST CULTURE SERIES PRESENTS TRUE SOUTH: A CONVERSATION WITH JOHN T. EDGE Event begins 6:30 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 23 with a reception. The lecture will begin 7 p.m. Located at the Museum of Commerce, 201 E. Zaragoza St. Event is free but registration is required. Sign up through the link on the Facebook event at facebook.com/uwf.cassh.

PENSACOLA OPERA: THE MARRIAGE OF Showtimes are 7:30 p.m. Friday, Jan. 24 and 2 p.m. Sunday, Jan. 26 at Saenger Theatre, 118 S. Palafox St. Tickets are available at pensacolasaenger.com.

SHORT ATTENTION SPAN THEATRE Pen-

BTB COMEDY Watch live standup comedy in open mic style 7 p.m. Mondays at Odd Colony, 260 N. Palafox St. Follow BTB Comedy on Facebook for updates.

COMEDY SHOWCASE AT SUBCULTURE

BTB Comedy presents a comedy showcase the first Thursday monthly at Subculture Art Gallery, 701 N. V St. Follow facebook.com/pensacolasubculture for updates.

SCRIPTEASERS Join writers at Pensacola Little Theatre, 400 S. Jefferson St., for Scripteasers every month. The next date is 11 a.m. Saturday, Jan. 11. Visit pensacolalittletheatre. com for details.

PALAFOX MARKET Enjoy Palafox Market 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturdays. The event features local farmers, artists and crafters on North and South Palafox Street at Martin Luther King, Jr. Plaza and Plaza Ferdinand. For updates, visit facebook.com/downtownpensacola.

GALLERY NIGHT The next Gallery Night is 5-9 p.m. Friday, Jan. 17 in downtown Pensacola. The theme is Lunar New Year. Details at gallerynightpensacola.org.

WICKED NIGHT AT COASTAL CAT CAFÉ

Take part in a screening of the "Wicked" musical—singing encouraged. Popcorn and hot drink included with your tickets. Costumes encouraged. Event is 7-8:30 p.m. Friday, Jan. 18. Tickets are $35 per person. Coastal Cat Café is located at 1508 W. Garden St. Tickets available at coastalcatpcola.com.

WOMEN'S MARCH OF PENSACOLA March and rally is 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 18 in Downtown Pensacola with speakers, poets and music. Details at facebook.com/pensacolawomensmarch.

DUSTY SLAY Comedian Dusty Slay will perform 7 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 18 at Saenger Theatre, 118 S. Palafox. Tickets available at pensacolasaenger.com.

MLK DAY PARADE Visit downtown Pensacola for the 26th annual MLK Day Parade with marching bands, dance groups, local organizations and more 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Monday, Jan. 20. Parade kicks off at the intersection of Spring and Garden Streets. Details at mlkparadepensacola.com.

ONYX STORM MIDNIGHT RELEASE PARTY Event is 10:30 p.m. Monday, Jan. 20 at Bodacious Bookstore, 110 E. Intendencia St. Details at facebook.com/bodaciousbookstore.

PAINT BY THE NUMBERS WITH CATS A cozy evening with cats and painting 5-6:30 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 22 at Coastal Cat Café, 1508 W. Garden St. Tickets are $32 per person and

sacola Little Theatre presents Short Attention Span Theatre, a series of one-act plays by local playwrights. Showtimes are 7:30 p.m. Fridays, Jan. 24 and 31; 7:30 p.m. Saturdays, Jan. 25 and Feb. 1, and 2:30 p.m. Sundays Jan. 26 and Feb. 2. Shows at PLT, 400 S. Jefferson St. Tickets available at pensacolalittletheatre.com.

GROWN-UP BOOK FAIR AT ODD COLONY

Shop independent booksellers and local artisans at Odd Colony 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 26 and 11 a.m.-6p.m. Sunday, Jan. 26. Free admission. Reserve time slots through the link in the Facebook event at facebook. com/oddcolony.

JAPANESE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION

The Japan-America Society of Northwest Florida (JAS) will usher in the "Year of the Snake" with its 31st annual Japanese New Year Celebration 12-4 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 25, 2025, at the Wright Place, 80 E. Wright St. Free admission for JAS members. Tickets for non-members are $10. Details at jasnwfl.org.

RISING TIDE: PHOTOGRAPHY BY BEN

DEPP Enjoy this exhibit on view through April 4 at Pensacola Museum of Art, 407 S. Jefferson St. Visit pensacolamuseum.org for hours.

KINGS AND QUEENS OPEN MIC COMEDY

Try your hand at stand-up comedy or watch others perform 8 p.m.-1 a.m. Tuesdays at Sir Richard's Public House, 2719 Cervantes St. Details are at sirrichardslounge.com.

SILENT BOOK CLUB AT BODACIOUS Sundays are for quietly reading at Bodacious Bookstore & Café, 110 E. Intendencia St. Join the Silent Book Club 10-11 a.m. Sundays. Details are at facebook.com/bodaciousbookstore.

PENSACOLA ROSE SOCIETY Monthly meetings are normally 6 p.m. the second Monday of the month at the Pensacola Garden Center, 1850 N. Ninth Ave. Visit pensacolarosesociety. org for more information.

CABARET DRAG SHOWCASE AT AMERICAN LEGION POST #193 Don't miss Cabaret Drag Showcase every second and fourth Saturday at the American Legion Post #193, 2708 N. 12th Ave. Doors open 8 p.m. Showtime is 10 p.m. For more information, contact show director Taize Sinclair-Santi at taizesinclairsanti@gmail.com.

SPIRITS OF SEVILLE

QUARTER

GHOST TOUR AND LUNCHEON Dine inside Pensacola's oldest and most haunted restaurant and investigate the spirits with actual paranormal equipment at Seville Quarter, 130 E. Government St. Tickets are $12 and include a voucher toward Seville Quarter's menu. Tours are 11 a.m.-2 p.m. weekdays and 2-4 p.m. Sundays. Make an appointment by calling 941-4321.

AFTER DARK: SEVILLE QUARTER GHOSTS, MURDER, MAYHEM AND MYSTERY TOUR AND DINNER After Dark Paranormal Investigation and Dinner happens inside one of Pensacola's most haunted restaurants with real ghost-hunting equipment 6-8 p.m. Sundays. Listen as your guide weaves tales of ghosts, debauchery, murder, mayhem, paranormal activities, history and more related to Seville Quarter and downtown Historic Pensacola. After your ghost tour, enjoy dinner at Seville Quarter Palace Café, 130 E. Government St. Reservations are required. Call 941-4321. Tickets are available at pensacolaghostevents.com.

FOOD + DRINKS

WINE TASTING AT COASTAL CAT CAFÉ

Event is 7-8 p.m. Friday, Jan. 17 at Coastal Cat Café, 1508 W. Garden St. Three selected wines and charcuterie board. Tickets are $32 and can be purchased at coastalcatpcola.com.

STREET FOODS: HAWAIIAN Pensacola Cooks cooking class 6-8 p.m. Friday, Jan. 17 located at 4051 Barrancas Ave. Unit C. Cost is $50 per student. Sign up at pensacolacooks. com/classes-and-events

THE 2025 WINTER BEER OLYMPICS A boozy party with games is 12-5 p.m. Satur-

Photo Courtesy of Gallery Night Pensacola

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day, Jan. 18 at Coastal County Brewing, 3041 E. Olive Rd. Details at coastalcountybrewing. com/events.

THE DINNER DETECTIVE COMEDY MYSTERY SHOW Event is 6-9 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 18 at Hilton Garden Inn, 8 S. Ninth Ave. Tickets available at thedinnerdetective.com.

LOW COUNTRY BOIL AT O'RILEY'S Enjoy fresh seafood cooked on the patio at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. A pound of shrimp and sides will be $20 starting 12 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 18. While supplies last.

LUNCH AND LEARN: NAAN BREAD Class is 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 23 at Bodacious, 407-D S. Palafox St. Tickets are $30 and can be purchased on Eventbrite. More details at facebook.com/bodaciousshops.

BOURBON, BACON & BREWS AT O'RILEY'S Attendees can sample select bourbons and beers paired with optional cigars and gourmet bacon 2-4 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 25 at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Tickets are $35. Purchase online through the link on the Facebook event at facebook.com/orileysirishpub.

'FUN'DAMENTALS: DUMPLINGS FOR DAYS Pensacola Cooks cooking class 2-5 p.m. Sunday, Jan. 25 located at 4051 Barrancas Ave. Unit C. Cost is $50 per student. Sign up at pensacolacooks.com/classes-and-events.

MEN'S NIGHT AT WISTERIA From 3 p.m. to close Mondays, guys can play free darts and enjoy $6 craft tallboys. There are more than 150 craft beers to choose from. Wisteria is located at 3803 N. 12th Ave. Visit wisteriatavern.com for details.

FIGHTER GAME NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S Gamers unite 5 p.m.-close Mondays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

SIN NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S SIN Night is 11 p.m. to close Mondays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

TRIVIA NIGHT AND SIN Trivia is 9-10:30 p.m. Mondays, and SIN is 11 p.m.-3 a.m. at Mugs and Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar. com for details.

BINGO NIGHT AT CALVERT'S IN THE HEIGHTS Play a game (or two) of bingo 6-8 p.m. Mondays at Calvert's in the Heights, 670 Scenic Highway. For more information, visit calvertsintheheights.com.

DOUBLE MONDAYS AND SIN NIGHT Enjoy Double Mondays 8 p.m.-midnight and SIN Night 11 p.m. to close at O'Riley's Tavern, 3728 Creighton Road. Details are at orileystavern.com.

75 CENT OYSTERS AT ATLAS Enjoy 75cent oysters 5-9 p.m. Tuesdays at Atlas Oyster

House, 600 S. Barracks St. For more information, visit greatsouthernrestaurants.com.

MUSIC BINGO Test your music knowledge 7-9 p.m. Tuesdays at Wisteria, 3808 N. 12th Ave. Take part in half-price bottles of wine and $5 canned cocktails. Visit wisteriatavern. com for details.

POKER NIGHT AND BINGO AT O'RILEY'S Visit O'Riley's Irish Pub for poker at 6:30 p.m. and bar bingo 8-10 p.m. Tuesdays at 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

LUNCH AT THE DISTRICT The District Steakhouse, 130 E. Government St., is open for special lunch seatings the third Friday of the month. Enjoy a $5 martini or house wine. Seatings are 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Reservations are accepted but not necessary. Details are available at districtsteaks.com.

DOLLAR NIGHT Enjoy Dollar Night 8 p.m.midnight Tuesdays at Mugs and Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

TUESDAY TRIVIA AT PERFECT PLAIN Visit Perfect Plain Brewing Co. for trivia nights 7-9 p.m. Tuesdays at 50 E. Garden St. Visit perfectplain.com/upcoming-events for details.

DOLLAR NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S Dollar Night is 8 p.m.-midnight Wednesdays at O'Riley's

Tavern, 3728 Creighton Road. Details are at orileystavern.com.

TRIVIA AT O'RILEY'S Test your trivia knowledge 8-10 p.m. Wednesdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub. com for details.

SIN NIGHT AND KARAOKE Karaoke is 9 p.m.-1 a.m. and SIN specials are 11 p.m.-3 a.m. at Mugs and Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

TRIVIA AT CALVERT'S IN THE HEIGHTS Take part in trivia nights 6-8 p.m. Wednesdays at Calvert's in the Heights, 670 Scenic Highway. For more information, visit calvertsintheheights.com.

SIPPIN' IN SUNDRESSES LADIES' NIGHT AT FELIX'S Pop-up shops, pink drink specials and live music is 5-8 p.m. Thursdays at Felix's Restaurant and Oyster Bar, 400 Quietwater Beach Drive.

PITCHERS AND TAVERN TRIVIA Get deals on pitchers 8 p.m.-midnight at O'Riley's Tavern. Trivia is 9-11 p.m. Thursdays at 3728 Creighton Road. Visit orileystavern.com for details.

DOLLAR NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S Dollar Night with a DJ starts 8 p.m. Thursdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub. com for details.

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TRIVIA UNDER THE TREES Trivia is 6 p.m. Thursdays at Wisteria Tavern, 3808 N. 12th Ave. Visit wisteriatavern.com for details.

THURSDAY BIERGARTEN TRIVIA NIGHT

Gary's Brewery Trivia Night is back by popular demand 7-9 p.m. Thursdays at 208 Newman Ave. Test your trivia skills with a glass of beer or wine. Arrive early to grab a spot. For more information, visit facebook.com/garysbrew.

FEISTY FRIDAY NIGHTS Drink specials start 8 p.m. Fridays at Sir Richard's Public House, 2719 E. Cervantes St. Visit sirrichardslounge. com for details.

TGI FIREBALL FRIDAY Drink specials are all day Fridays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

WEEKLY SATURDAY BRUNCH Brunch is 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

SHAMROCK SATURDAY Shamrock Saturday is 9 p.m. Saturdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

FREE POOL AND BAR BINGO AT O'RILEY'S TAVERN Enjoy free pool all day and play bar bingo 9-11 p.m. Sundays at O'Riley's Tavern, 3728 Creighton Road. Details are at orileystavern.com.

SUNDAY BRUNCH AT CAFÉ SINGLE FIN

Partake in brunch specials, full café menu, espressos and bottomless mimosas until 1 p.m. Sundays at Café Single Fin, 380 N. Ninth Ave. Live music begins at 10 a.m. Visit cafesinglefin.com for details.

SUNDAY BRUNCH AND KARAOKE

O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St., hosts brunch 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Sundays. Karaoke begins at 8 p.m. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

SUNDAY BRUNCH AT ATLAS OYSTER

HOUSE Sunday Brunch is 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Sundays at Atlas Oyster House, 600 S. Barracks St. View menus at atlasoysterhouse.com.

LIVE MUSIC

THE DRIFTERS, CORNELL GUNTER'S COASTERS, THE PLATTERS Show is 7:30 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 16 at Saenger Theatre, 118 S. Palafox St. Tickets are available at pensacolasaenger.com.

SHEER TERROR, BURNING STRONG, SERRATED FL Show is 7 p.m, Thursday, Jan. 16 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Tickets are available at thehandlebar850.com.

CANDLELIGHT: COLDPLAY & IMAGINE

DRAGONS Event is 6:15-7:30 p.m. Friday, Jan. 17 at First United Methodist Church, 6 E. Wright St. Tickets available at feverup.com.

BROADWAY RAVE Event is 7 p.m. Friday, Jan. 17 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Tickets are available at thehandlebar850.com.

SUNSHINE WRANGLERS Free local showcase at Vinyl Music Hall, 2 S. Palafox St., 6 p.m. Friday, Jan. 17. Details at vinylmusichall.com.

COUNTERFEIT: A TRIBUTE TO LIMP BIZKIT, TRANSIENT, EXFORMATION Show is 7 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 18 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Cost is $12-$15. Purchase tickets at thehandlebar850.com.

ELLIS BULLARD, THE VICTROLAS, ALLIE BRYAN Show is 3 p.m. Sunday, Jan. 19 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Tickets are available at thehandlebar850.com.

HALESTORM: THE LIVING ROOM SESSIONS WITH LZZY AND JOE Show is 7 p.m. Sunday, Jan. 19 at Vinyl Music Hall, 2 S. Palafox St. Details and tickets at vinylmusichall.com.

JAZZ IN THE QUARTER: CARAVAN Show is 6:30-8:30 p.m. Monday, Jan. 20 at Seville Quarter, 130 E. Government St.

BONGINATOR, FROG MALLET AND TRASH PANDA Show is 7 p.m. Monday, Jan. 20 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Tickets are available at thehandlebar850.com.

THE BAND FEEL, THE RETROGRADE Show is 7 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 23 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Tickets are available at thehandlebar850.com.

TOBY MAC Show is 7 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 23 at Pensacola Bay Center, 201 E. Gregory St. Tickets are available at ticketmaster.com.

FLYING RACCOON SUIT, RUNAWAY RICOCHET Show is 7 p.m. Friday, Jan. 24 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Tickets are available at thehandlebar850.com.

TOO MANY ZOOS & MOON HOOCH Show is 7 p.m. Sunday, Jan. 26 at Vinyl Music Hall, 2 S. Palafox St. Purchase tickets at vinylmusichall.com.

PENSACOLA SONGWRITER SERIES With Nick Grocholl, Runi Salem, Nate Clay, Katie Dineen, Michael Magno. Show is 3 p.m. Sunday, Jan. 26 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Tickets available at thehandlebar850.com.

LIVE MUSIC AT FIVE SISTERS Enjoy live music at Five Sisters, 421 W. Belmont St. Glen Parker Band plays 6-10 p.m. Saturdays and Curt Bol Quintet 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Sundays.

PENSACOLA PICK NIGHT AT ODD COLONY Music pickers of all levels are invited to play 7-9 p.m. every last Monday of the month at Odd Colony, 260 N. Palafox St. Bring your acoustic

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instrument and jam. Visit facebook.com/oddcolony for details.

TUESDAY NIGHT JAZZ AT SEVILLE

QUARTER Enjoy smooth jazz with Melodious Allen and The Funk Heads on Tuesday nights at Lili Marlene's in Seville Quarter, 130 E. Government St. Show starts at 6:30 p.m. Visit sevillequarter.com for more information.

KARAOKE AT O'RILEY'S UPTOWN Sing your heart out 8 p.m.-midnight Tuesdays at O'Riley's Uptown, 3728 Creighton Road. Visit orileystavern.com for details.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT GARY'S BREWERY

Open mic night is hosted by Renee Amelia 6 p.m. every other Wednesday at Gary's Brewery & Biergarten, 208 Newman Ave. Visit facebook.com/garysbrew for details.

KARAOKE AT THE HANDLEBAR Karaoke is 9 p.m. Wednesdays at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Visit thehandlebar850.com for details.

KARAOKE AT WISTERIA Wisteria Tavern hosts karaoke 7 p.m. Wednesdays at 3808 N. 12th Ave. Details are at wisteriatavern.com.

WHISKEY WEDNESDAY KARAOKE Karaoke starts 9 p.m. Wednesdays at Mugs and Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

KARAOKE NIGHTS AT SIR RICHARD'S

Bring your singing talents Monday and Thursday nights at Sir Richard's Public House, 2719 E. Cervantes St. Festivities are 9 p.m.-1 a.m. Visit sirrichardslounge.com for details.

HAPPY HOUR LIVE MUSIC AT O'RILEY'S

Drink specials and live music are 4-7 p.m. Fridays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

SUNDAY KARAOKE AT MUGS AND JUGS

Karaoke starts 9 p.m. Sunday at Mugs and Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

KARAOKE NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S IRISH

PUB Karaoke is 8 p.m.-midnight Sundays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Details are at orileyspub.com.

LIVE MUSIC AT CALVERT'S Listen to live music 5-8 p.m. Sundays at Calvert's in the Heights, 670 Scenic Highway. Visit facebook. com/calvertsintheheights for details.

FITNESS + RECREATION

OCEAN HOUR CLEAN UPS Ocean Hour

Clean Ups are 8:45 a.m. Saturdays. On Jan. 18, the sites are Wayside Park and Bartram Park. Ocean Hour provides bags, gloves, grabbers and buckets. For more information, visit oceanhourfl.com.

PENSACOLA ICE FLYERS Games are at Pensacola Bay Center, 201 E. Gregory St. Tickets and information are at pensacolabaycenter.com. Upcoming dates:

•7:05 p.m. Friday, Jan. 17

•7:05 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 18

•4:05 p.m. Sunday, Jan. 19

PUBLIC ICE SKATE Tickets are $15 for adults and kids with skate rental or $12 for adults and kids with their own skates. Season passes and private sessions are also available. Skate sessions are located at Pensacola Bay Center, 201 E. Gregory St. Upcoming dates:

•9:30 p.m. Friday, Jan. 17

•9:30 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 18

BIKE PENSACOLA CELEBRATES 10 YEARS

Join Bike Pensacola at End of the Line Café, 610 E. Wright St., 3-5 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 25, to celebrate a decade of bicycling and look toward more bike rides and advocacy in 2025. Details at facebook.com/bikepensacola.

ISLAND FIGHTS Event is 7 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 25 at Pensacola Bay Center, 201 E. Gregory St. Tickets are available at pensacolabaycenter.com.

YOGA UNCORKED AT 5ELEVEN Yoga classes are 5:30 p.m. Tuesdays at 5eleven, 511 S. Palafox St., with Disko Lemonade running the class. Register at diskolemonade.com.

YOGA WITH MARNI AT HA-YA Visit Ha-Ya Wellness for integrative yoga with Marni 10 a.m. the first and third Saturday of the month at 4301 Spanish Trail Road. Visit facebook.com/asherandbeeapothecary for more information.

SIP AND STRETCH YOGA Yoga class for all levels is Sundays through 2024 at Gary's Brewery, 208 Newman Ave. Class starts at 11:45 a.m. Cost is $18 for a one-hour class followed by a complimentary beverage. Visit facebook.com/garysbrew for details.

HOOK, LINE & SINKER MONTHLY FISHING SEMINAR SERIES Hot Spots

Charters hosts a monthly free fishing seminar the first Monday every month at Flounder's Chowder House, 800 Quietwater Beach Road on Pensacola Beach. A free fish dinner is 6:30 p.m. with the seminar at 7 p.m. and typically lasts about an hour. Visit facebook. com/hlsseminar for details.

TIKI TUESDAY SUNSET YOGA Take in a slow flow yoga class led by Donna Dickey 6:30 p.m. Tuesdays at Sneaky Tiki Bar, 17 Via De Luna Drive. Cost is $15 to drop in and includes a drink. For details, visit iamabode.com.

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free will astrology

WEEK OF JANUARY 16

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19): Abdulrazak

Gurnah is a Tanzanian writer who won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 2021. He has also been shortlisted for four other prestigious awards. I find it odd that his acclaimed novels have received mediocre scores on the prominent bookrating website, Goodreads, which has 150 million members. Why is there such a marked difference between expert critics and average readers? I speculate that those in the latter category are less likely to appreciate bold, innovative work. They don't have the breadth and depth to properly evaluate genius. All this is my way of encouraging you to be extra discerning about whose opinions you listen to in the coming weeks, Aries—especially in regard to your true value. Trust intelligent people who specialize in thoughtful integrity. You are in a phase when your ripening uniqueness needs to be nurtured and protected.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20): "Every joke is a tiny revolution," said author George Orwell. I agree, which is why I hope you will unleash an unruly abundance of humor and playfulness in the coming days. I hope you will also engage in benevolent mischief that jostles the status quo and gently shakes people out of their trances. Why? Because your world and everyone in it needs a sweet, raucous revolution. And the best way to accomplish that with minimum chaos and maximum healing is to: 1. do so with kindness and compassion; 2. be amusing and joyful and full of joie de vivre.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20): Research suggests that if you're typical, you would have to howl with maximum fury for a month straight just to produce enough energy to toast a piece of bread. But you are not at all typical right now. Your wrath is high quality. It's more likely than usual to generate constructive changes. And it's more prone to energize you rather than deplete you. But don't get overconfident in your ability to harness your rage for good causes. Be respectful of its holy potency, and don't squander it on trivial matters. Use it only for crucial prods that would significantly change things for the better.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22): I invite you to write a message to the person you will be in one

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year. Inform this Future You that you are taking a vow to achieve three specific goals by January 15, 2026. Name these goals. Say why they are so important to you. Describe what actions you will take to fulfill them. Compose collages or draw pictures that convey your excitement about them. When you've done all that, write the words, "I pledge to devote all my powers to accomplish these wonderful feats." Sign your name. Place your document in an envelope, write "MY VOWS" on the front, and tape the envelope in a prominent place in your home or workplace.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22): Congratulations on all the subtle and private work you've been doing to make yourself a better candidate for optimal togetherness. Admitting to your need for improvement was brave! Learning more about unselfish cooperation was hard work, and so was boosting your listening skills. (I speak from personal experience, having labored diligently to enhance my own relationship skills!) Very soon now, I expect that you will begin harvesting the results of your artful efforts.

paradox surround us on all sides, tempting us to think that every important decision must inevitably be taxing and time-consuming. As someone who specializes in trying to see all sides to every story, I am especially susceptible to these perspectives. (I have three planets in Libra.) But now here's the unexpected news: in the coming weeks, you will enjoy the luxury of quickly settling on definitive, straightforward solutions. You will get a sweet respite from relentless fuzziness and ambiguity.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21): When my daughter Zoe was 11 years old, she published her first collection of poems. The chapbook's title was Secret Freedom. That's a good theme for you to meditate on in the coming weeks. You are currently communing with a fertile mystery that could ultimately liberate you from some of your suffering and limitations. However, it's important to be private and covert about your playful work with this fertile mystery—at least for now. Eventually, when it ripens, there will come a time to fully unleash your beautiful thing and reveal it to the world. But until then, safeguard it with silence and discretion.

forbidden. Stated more poetically: shed all weakheart conceptions and weak-soul intentions. Be of strong heart and robust soul.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22): Construction on the Great Wall of China began in the 7th century BCE and lasted until 1878. Let's make this monumental accomplishment your symbol of power for the next 10 months, Virgo! May it inspire you to work tirelessly to forge your own monumental accomplishment. Take pride in the gradual progress you're making. Be ingeniously persistent in engaging the support of those who share your grand vision. Your steady determination, skill at collaborating, and ability to plan will be your superpowers as you create a labor of love that will have enduring power.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22): We are all accustomed to dealing with complications and complexities—so much so that we may be tempted to imagine there's never a simple solution to any dilemma. Copious nuance and mystifying

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21): From a distance, Brazil's Rio Negro looks black. The water of Rio Solimões, also in Brazil, is yellowishbrown. Near the city of Manaus, these two rivers converge, flowing eastward. But they don't blend at first. For a few miles, they move side-by-side, as if still autonomous. Eventually, they fuse into a single flow and become the mighty Amazon River. I suspect the behavior of Rio Negro and Rio Solimões could serve as a useful metaphor for you in the coming weeks, Sagittarius. Consider the possibility of allowing, even encouraging, two separate streams to merge. Or would you prefer them to remain discrete for a while longer? Make a conscious decision about this matter.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19): During the next three weeks, doing the same old things and thinking the same old thoughts are strongly discouraged. For the sake of your spiritual and physical health, please do not automatically rely on methods and actions that have worked before. I beg you not to imitate your past self or indulge in worn-out traditions. Sorry to be so extreme, but I really must insist that being bored or boring will be

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18): Wilderness campers have developed humorous terms to gently mock their fears and anxieties. The theory is that this alleviates some of the stress. So a "bear burrito" refers to a hammock. It addresses the worry that one might get an unwanted visit from a bear while sleeping. A "bear fortune cookie" is another name for a tent. "Danger noodle" is an apparent stick that turns out to be a snake. "Mountain money" is also known as toilet paper. I approve of this joking approach to dealing with agitation and unease. (And scientific research confirms it's effective.) Now is an excellent time to be creative in finding ways to diminish your mostly needless angst.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20): If you were producing the movie of your life, what actor or actress would you want to portray you? Who would play your friends and loved ones? How about the role of God or Goddess? Who would you choose to perform the role of the Supreme Being? These will be fun meditations for you in the coming weeks. Why? Because it's an excellent time to think big about your life story—to visualize the vast, sweeping panorama of your beautiful destiny. I would also love it if during your exploration of your history, you would arrive at interesting new interpretations of the meanings of your epic themes.

HERE'S THE HOMEWORK: What life would you be living if you weren't living this one? {in}

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news of the weird

IT'S A MYSTERY In Beeston, Nottinghamshire, England, locals are perplexed about a monthly offering at the corner of Abbey Road and Wensor Avenue, United Press International reported on Jan. 6. Starting over a year ago, on the second day of each month, a plate heaped high with peeled bananas has appeared at the intersection. Resident Clare Short said she put up a sign reading, "Please, respectfully, no more bananas! The uncollected plates and rotting bananas leave such a mess." But on Jan. 2, a new plate appeared. "I think it's a special thing for someone, and I wish them well," Short said, adding that she has taken down her sign. "But if they could come back and clean up the mess a few days later that would be lovely."

HEROES On Jan. 5 in rural Norton, Kansas, temps following the big snowstorm weren't even reaching 20 degrees, and the wind chill was 5 below zero, KAKE-TV reported. That didn't stop two linemen who were trying to restore power to area residents from going above (literally) and beyond: On top of a utility pole, a bobcat and her kitten were frozen to the line and the pole. Dominic Urban and Eric Hartwell worked for about two hours to free the frigid felines. "I couldn't knock them off," Urban said. "(The mother) was frozen down to the top of the pole ... I beat the ice loose then lowered her to the ground. I had to do the same with the kitten." He said the mom and kitten ran off immediately after reaching the ground.

IT'S ORWELLIAN A pair of pernicious porcine perpetrators are in the crosshairs of the Pataskala, Ohio, Police Department after a horrendous incident on Christmas Day, WOIO-TV reported. According to Chief Bruce Brooks, family members called for a welfare check on 75-year-old Rebecca Westergaard when they couldn't reach her. Police found the woman dead on her property near her home. Westergaard had been mauled and eaten by two pigs that belong to her neighbor, police said. Brooks said it's unclear whether charges will be filed, since the animals are livestock rather than pets. "It's just not something we've ever dealt with here," Brooks said.

NEWS YOU CAN USE? If you own a Toto Washlet bidet toilet, listen up: Don't wipe the seat with toilet tissue. United Press International reported on Jan. 3 that owners have been complaining about the seats getting scratch marks and becoming discolored. A Toto spokesperson said the tissue can cause tiny scratches that expand and trap dirt. Instead, customers are urged to use a soft cloth and diluted detergent. The company also said there are "no plans to change the material at this time."

THE TECH REVOLUTION The Summit County (Colorado) Sheriff's Department responded to a call on Jan. 7 on the slopes of Keystone Resort: not an injured skier, but a wayward car that had taken a wrong turn and ended up on the Schoolmarm ski run. United Press International

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reported that the abandoned car had a note on the windshield, explaining that the driver had been following GPS and ended up stuck in the snow. A tow truck removed the car, which was returned to the owner.

•A small Welsh village has been inundated by shoppers looking for an Aldi supermarket that doesn't exist, Oddity Central reported on Jan. 6. A pin on Google Maps, probably dropped as a prank, directs shoppers and delivery drivers to a grassy field in Cyffylliog, leaving locals unamused. One large milk tank truck became stuck on a narrow village street while trying to locate the store, and "a bloke with a pallet of bread ... thought he'd been hired to stock shelves," one resident said. Finally, Aldi got involved and said it would work with Google Maps to get the pin removed.

EWWWW! On Jan. 3, the University of Minnesota Golden Gophers defeated the Virginia Tech Hokies at the Duke's Mayo Bowl in Charlotte, North Carolina, The New York Times reported. The real highlight of the game, though, is the tradition of dumping 5 gallons of mayonnaise (Duke's, of course) on the winning coach's head. Other condiment-related attractions include mayo bobbing (trying to catch mayo packets swimming in mayo) and mayo giveaways with team logos. And for 2025, Flavor Flav was revealed as the Duke's Mayo celebrity mascot. Last year, Duke's had a record day of online sales during the contest. They may-o be doing something right!

IT'S COME TO THIS The Federal Agency for the Safety of the Food Chain in Belgium was forced to issue a warning to the country on Jan. 7 against eating Christmas trees, United Press International reported. The statement was in response to the city of Ghent recommending cooking with conifer needles. "You can make delicious spruce needle butter with them for bread or toast," Ghent's website read. But the FASFC wasn't having it: Christmas trees "are not meant to end up in the food chain" because many have been treated with pesticides and other chemicals, including flame retardant. Ghent responded by changing its headline to read "Scandinavians eat their Christmas trees" and added a warning: "not all Christmas trees are edible." Way to throw the Vikings under the bus, Belgians!

THE GOLDEN AGE OF AIR TRAVEL A Boeing 777 operated by Air France was forced to make an emergency landing in Brazil in early January after a passenger caused the toilet to be unusable, the Mirror reported. The flight, which was on its way to Rio de Janeiro, was almost there when it diverted to Fortaleza's Pinto Martins International Airport. Brazilian media did not provide details of the clog. The unit was serviced and unclogged, and the flight continued on its way. {in}