Inweekly Nov 28 2024 Issue

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State of the City

Mayor D.C. Reeves is creating a lasting positive change in Pensacola through transformative projects and strategic planning.

Guided by community input, the newly published 10-year strategic plan outlines a roadmap to fulfill Pensacola’s vision for a vibrant future. Mayor Reeves expresses gratitude for the opportunity to lead his hometown and a commitment to building a brighter, more prosperous city for generations to come.

CELEBRATING ACCOMPLISHMENTS

• Securing over $100 million in grants within 500 days

• Airport expansion

• American Magic headquarters

• Redeveloping the historic Baptist Hospital site

• Overhauling city parks maintenance

• Hollice T. Williams Greenway

• Stormwater infrastructure.

winners & losers

We have so much to be grateful for this Thanksgiving that it would have been a shame to list any losers in this issue, so we didn't. This is another all-winners version.

CHANDRA NEWMAN

was relieved as the NAS Pensacola command ing officer during a change of command and retirement ceremony on Friday, Nov. 15. Capt. Chandra "Mamasan" Newman succeeded him and made history as the base's first female commanding officer. Capt. Newman, a native of Inverness, Fla., received her wings of gold in August 2004, serving with Helicopter Sea Combat squadrons. She most recently served as the Commander, Naval Air Forces (CNAF) Leadership, Education, Growth, Advocacy, Culture and Youth Outreach director.

is a landmark initiative that will permanently increase the affordable housing stock in Escambia and Santa Rosa counties. The Rotary Club was a natural partner to lend its strength to the first home build led by Pensacola Habitat for Humanity, sending volunteers out for a key early day of the framing process.

TEYANA PORTER Sallie Mae's latest recipients of its Bridging the Dream Scholarship include Pensacola local Teyana Porter. As one of 40 students nationwide, Porter will receive a $10,000 scholarship from Sallie Mae in partnership with Thurgood Marshall College Fund. She is a freshman at Florida A&M, studying psychology and hoping to pursue a career in clinical pediatric psychology. Porter's passion is making a difference in her community. In a written statement, she said, "The only factors that truly mattered when pursuing my major were whether or not I could see myself doing it forever, if I was helping my community and if I would still pursue a career in that major even if I wasn't getting paid."

KAREN VALAITIS The University of West Florida faculty member was awarded the 2024 Faculty Teaching Award for her innovative teaching methods and dedication to student success. Dr. Valaitis is an assistant professor of clinical practice in the Usha Kundu, MD College of Health. She has developed high-impact courses, created open educational resources and mentored students in research and professional development. Her commitment to student engagement and continuous improvement makes her an outstanding educator.

PENSACOLA FIVE FLAGS ROTARY Pensacola Habitat for Humanity broke ground on the first home in its Community Land Trust to be built by the affiliate, aided by a contingent of volunteers from Pensacola Five Flags Rotary. The Northwest Florida Community Land Trust

HUB STACEY'S The Seville District restaurant earned the Emerald Coast Utilities Authority's Protector of the Environment Award this quarter. The award honors food service establishments that excel in maintaining a safe, clean and eco-friendly environment through ECUA's Fats, Oils and Grease (FOG) Management Program. Proper FOG disposal is vital, as these substances can cling to sewer pipes, restricting flow and even causing blockages. Left untreated, this buildup can lead to sewer backups and overflows, posing environmental hazards.

HOTEL TRISTAN Catalyst, The Thrash Group and The 1559 Collective, in partnership with Tandem Hospitality Group, won the Inweekly Downtown Hotel Office Pool when it held an official groundbreaking ceremony for Hotel Tristan, Pensacola's first upscale full-service boutique hotel right in the heart of Downtown's East Garden District. The pool, which involved no money or prizes, involved what group would break ground first. Set to debut in late 2026, Hotel Tristan will feature 122 beautifully designed rooms, a fitness center and multiple flexible meeting and event spaces. The next Inweekly pool involves who will open the first rooftop bar.

MIRAFLORES PARK The City of Pensacola will receive $35,000 in grant funding for the long-term preservation of Miraflores Park. Of the 11 projects seeking funding, the park on 17th Avenue was the highest-scored project on the list. Funds will be allocated for a commemorative marker, which will also serve as a structure for reinterring the two individuals who were recovered in 2021. City of Pensacola Cultural Resources Coordinator Adrianne Walker is also working on a National Park Service grant to further help the project. Look for updates here on another Miraflores Community Advisory Committee meeting in the future.

Chandra Newman / Photo Courtesy of U.S. Navy

outtakes

By Rick Outzen

CONGRESSIONAL CIRCUS

President-elect Donald Trump nominated Congressman Matt Gaetz as Attorney General. The Republican congressman submitted a resignation letter, prompting over 15 potential candidates to announce their intentions for his seat. Gaetz later withdrew his name but chose not to return to Congress.

The cast of candidates continues to evolve as I write this column, but we will cover their campaigns in the blog and this newspaper as the primaries solidify. An open congressional seat in Northwest Florida has always attracted many candidates, especially when it is subject to a special election that will likely have low voter turnout.

In 1994, Congressman Earl Hutto, a conservative Democrat, announced he would retire after holding the seat for 16 years. Democrats dominated the voter registration in the First Congressional District: Party officials believed the seat would remain in Democratic hands. but Northwest Florida had shifted to the right. In the 1992 Presidential election, 51% voted for President George H.W. Bush, 26% for Bill Clinton and 23% for Ross Perot.

The GOP primary featured young attorney Joe Scarborough, who had campaigned against Hutto for a year, competing against State Rep. Lois Benson, former county commissioner Buck Lee, high school teacher Jim Paul, and real estate agent Basil Bethea. In the Democratic primary, attorney Vince Whibbs, Jr. faced gun shop owner Jim Barnett.

Over 48,000 voted in the Democratic primary, while only 39,595 voted in the Republican primary. Whibbs easily bested Barnett with 55.1% of the Democratic vote. Collecting 12,446 votes, Benson edged past Scarborough by 332 votes. The pair faced off in a runoff for the GOP nomination. Scarborough quickly drew attention by holding a rally on the Escambia Courthouse steps, emceed by radio host Luke McCoy. Lee, Paul and Bethea announced their endorsement of Scarborough.

The runoff ads were brutal. Benson was attacked as a feminist because of her pro-choice stance and painted as a Bill Clinton supporter because she had been a Democrat. She went after Scarborough for making money from his parents' company that promoted teen beauty pageants, playing in a rock band and serving as

an attorney for Michael Griffin who was convicted of murdering an abortion doctor.

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Scarborough upset Benson 18,713 to 15,663, winning the right to face Whibbs, the son of Pensacola's mayor emeritus, Vince Whibbs. The Democratic Party aggressively supported Whibbs against a young, unknown attorney whom they considered the battered survivor of a tough primary and runoff. Their argument was that Scarborough was like many Republican candidates who had failed in the past—too conservative for Northwest Florida voters.

However, the South was changing, and Florida was moving from solid blue to purple. Scarborough won the congressional seat with 62% of the vote, changing Panhandle politics forever.

In 2001, when Congressman Scarborough resigned to work for the Levin Papantonio law firm, people speculated about who might run, as they are doing now. The frontrunners included Okaloosa School Superintendent Don Gaetz, Escambia County Commissioner Chair Tom Banjanin, and State Rep. Jeff Miller. Pensacola businessman Collier Merrill received support from Scarborough and Gov. Jeb Bush but decided the timing wasn't right.

Three Republicans pre-filed to run—retired Marine aviator Bob Pappas, retired chemist Alexander Tarsey and builder Randy Knepper. A Gulf Breeze financial writer, Steve Briese, pre-filed on the Democratic side.

Gaetz and Banjanin decided not to run, leaving Miller as the early favorite. In the GOP primary, he battled Pappas and Knepper, plus Michael Francisco, Ken Revell and Bob Condon, who had run as a Democrat against Scarborough in 2000. Miller received 54% of the vote. Briese easily won the Democratic primary against Chuck Lynch.

District 1 had become a Republican stronghold by 2001. Nearly 48,000 people voted in the Republican primary, and only 15,801 voted in the other. Miller trounced Briese, 53,547 to 22,695.

When Miller retired in 2016, eight Republican candidates vied for the seat. State Rep. Matt Gaetz won the GOP primary with only 33% of the vote. Of the other contenders, only Greg Evers went on to win political office.

My guess is we will see at least 12 candidates in the primaries, and I don't expect the early frontrunner to win. {in} rick@inweekly.net

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in office and share what we could expect for Year Two.

"This year, for me personally, has certainly been one of assessment of city operations, its 800 employees and $300 million-plus budget. How do we put ourselves in the best position to be successful?" he said in November 2023. "Year Two, for me, is really focused on the people and execution. We've put a lot of irons in the fire, and we've got to see those things through."

When the mayor met with Inweekly last week, he shared that his third year would be about implementation. He said, "We have generational projects from American Magic to Hollice T. Williams Park to the Fricker Center to Baptist Hospital to the SUN Trail, on and on. I think we've got a lot of work ahead of us. We've got a hundred million dollars in grant funds, and it's time to get going."

In 2025, Mayor Reeves expects to begin building the new airport terminal, complete the Hollice T. Williams Park Project design and finish the construction of American Magic's headquarters. "As for Baptist Hospital, if everything goes according to plan, its buildings will be down this year. We're not looking for a whole lot of new

communications coordinator for Flagler County Schools, leading the district's communication efforts through three hurricanes/tropical storms and the COVID-19 pandemic. Before then, Wheeler was a television journalist for 17 years, working in newsrooms in Alabama, Georgia and Florida.

The mayor hired retired Capt. Tim Kinsella, Jr. as his city administrator after Kerrith Fiddler resigned to return to South Florida. Reeves said, "Tim's immense experience, leadership acumen, and sterling reputation will be a game changer for city operations in this administration. Tim's presence will certainly make me a better mayor and make Pensacola an even better city."

Kinsella's final military assignment was as commanding officer of Naval Air Station Pensacola. He led the installation through the challenges of a terrorist attack, Hurricane Sally and the global pandemic. Under his leadership, NAS Pensacola was also awarded the Navy's Installation Excellence Award as the top large installation across the entire service.

Kinsella and Wheeler give Reeves help in communicating and implementing some of the tough decisions made in the first half of his

"We've had to make difficult decisions because we thought they were the right thing to do," the mayor said. "No mayor becomes mayor because they want to increase parking costs. No one does that, but when it's a necessity to meet our growth, then those are the difficult decisions to take on. No one wants to end recycling. The easiest thing to do would've been to leave everybody's can out there, keep contaminating it and just pay the extra money."

He joked, "Wish cycling was the easiest political thing to do, but instead, we're going to come back with a quarter million dollar grant from The Recycling Partnership that we're finalizing right now."

The Recycling Partnership, a nonprofit created by The Aluminum Association, promotes curbside recycling nationwide. The mayor said, "About a half of the grant is for direct mail support and fulltime support from them to help ensure that we're educating when we return. And the other half of it will be to retrofit AI camera technology on every recycling vehicle. The system will analyze what gets dropped in the can, and if it's contaminated, we send you a letter, and if we send you too many letters, we're going to come get your can."

CHANGE ANXIETY

He understands pushback comes with difficult decisions. "We have to stand in there sometimes and just reassure on the promises that we do what we say we're going to do. For instance, when you increase parking, we have to tell what we're doing with the money, and we're coming back with a new parking garage and the revitalization of Palafox."

The mayor continued, "I understand early on change causes anxiety, but we're going to see in Year Three how much better a place we're in than when I started. So, between getting these pins lined up in terms of generational projects that we now are going to spend the next few years making happen, we will make some decisions that are not going to be easy on our stress levels but are the right thing to do. And I'm excited to show, and I expect to be accountable too, that we end up in a better place than we were after some of these issues—whether it's Malcolm Yonge, recycling or parking."

He is confident in his decision-making process. "We wanted to take problems head-on early and not wait because then, if you do that, the argument becomes, why didn't we do it sooner? Why do we wait three or four years to fix something you believe is a fundamental issue?"

Reeves added, "That doesn't mean I don't hear about it, and it doesn't mean that it doesn't cause me anxiety the same way it causes others anxiety. But I'm confident in our process and that we make data-driven, sound decisions, not based on rhetoric or a comment we see on Facebook."

His administration will continue to be driven by data. "If something isn't working, how do we make it work? I feel confident that we've done that, and I think we'll see even more results of that coming up."

Mayor Reeves shared that his biggest surprise as mayor is how difficult it has been to cascade information to 55,000 residents and the hundreds of thousands who visit Pensacola—and how much time must be spent dealing with misinformation.

"It has been surprising to me how many opinions or narratives are formed out of a complete lack of fact, not a subjective difference of opinion, such as 'I like recycling,' or 'I don't.' It's some theory that has come up," he said. "Then it [gains] some kind of steam, and you find yourself dispelling it."

The mayor would like people to become more engaged and take time to learn about an issue before running with a fabricated "fact" that has been circulated on social media.

"If I had a wish, it would be to have our citizens more engaged reading the newspaper, understanding what's going on in the city more consistently than just when their friend tags them on Facebook on something, and we would be a better city for it," he said.

"I'm not asking for agreement; I'm asking for participation, period," Mayor Reeves said. "No matter whether you agree with me or not, we'd be a better city if we had a more engaged citizenship."

He is excited about Year Three. "If we just execute the strategic plan our citizens gave us and complete the projects that we already have in place, that's going to be a hell of a year. And so, that's what we're focused on." {in}

County Clerk Pam Childers read the Commission for the pair she backed in the election—District 1 Commissioner Steve Stroberger and District 4 Commissioner Ashlee Hofberger. District 3 Commissioner Lumon May was sworn in and read the Commission by Judge Kerra Smith and District 5 Commissioner Steven Barry was sworn in and read the Commission by Judge John Simon.

Most of the commissioners thanked their families and supporters and outlined their goals. Commissioner May pledged to continue "investing in human capital." Commissioner Barry touted the "incredible progress in District 5 in the last 12 years" and committed to "keep that momentum going."

Commissioner Hofberger said, "My focus remains clear: to support our first responders, facilitate business growth and ensure responsible management of taxpayer dollars."

Commissioner Stroberger went in a different direction and pointed out his experience. He said, "Although I'm new to elected office, I'll bring years of executive experience and leadership, a fresh perspective and a commitment to serving our community with a renewed dedication."

The board also reorganized to appoint District 2 Commissioner Mike Kohler as chair, replacing Commissioner Barry. Hofberger remains the vice chair. Kohler will serve as chair until November 2025.

"As chairman, I plan to ensure our board maintains integrity, honesty and transparency," Commissioner Kohler said. "We've made great strides over the last year, and I will continue to work with my fellow board members to bring calm and steady leadership that will move Escambia County in a positive direction for our residents."

The installation started the new board on a positive note. To learn more about the county, visit myescambia.com.

RESTORE BAYOU TEXAR The Florida Department of Environmental Protection awarded the City of Pensacola $5.12 million in RESTORE fund-

of transformational ethics reform legislation that strengthened Florida's laws to ensure public officials at all levels of government are held accountable to the people they represent."

In October 2022, Gaetz was the ethics commissioner who made the motion to remove Doug Underhill from the Escambia County Commission because of the District 2 commissioner's numerous violations. Gov. DeSantis let Underhill complete his term since its end was less than a month away.

After the motion passed, Gaetz discussed the importance of Florida's ethics laws. "Here in Florida, we want high standards; we want our government to be as good as its people and it can be."

He also wanted the ethics commission to have "teeth" to prevent cases from dragging on for years. Underhill's case involved numerous delays and postponements and took almost two years to conclude.

members in thanking Ken and all he has done for society in building IHMC, and Morley for leading us in our future endeavors."

Stone said he was humbled and grateful for the opportunity to lead IHMC.

"As IHMC has evolved, the growth trajectory that Ken laid out has been thoughtful and purposeful," Stone says. "All three of our core competencies—AI and computational sciences, robotics and exoskeletons, and healthspan, resilience, and performance—are robust and vital, and are contributing to one another. We've built a virtuous circle here of collaboration and innovation. The commitment to that will not change on my watch, and I am looking forward to what the next chapters of our story will bring."

city received on Oct. 9 to design, engineer and permit advanced stormwater treatment measures that will remove debris and floatables at the five outfalls before the pollutants enter the bayou. All told, the city has been granted a total of $5.95 million for the outfalls project.

"This is a project that the city has worked on for many years prior to my tenure as mayor," Pensacola Mayor D.C. Reeves said. "Receiving the funds for planning and being awarded the funds for implementation is a significant milestone for residents, as Carpenter Creek and Bayou Texar are vital waterways for our community."

The treatment measures installed through this project will collect stormwater runoff from approximately 40 acres of densely populated Bayou Texar watershed and trap sediment, trash, oils, greases and other pollutants inside.

At his weekly press conference, Mayor Reeves said, "This is a $5.9 million project designed to improve the overall ecological health of the bayou— so very, very good news."

The stormwater treatment measures will be added along Bayou Texar at Gadsden Street, East Gonzalez Street, West Gonzalez Street, Cove Road and Hyde Park. Implementation funding through FDEP's RESTORE program is expected to be finalized in early 2025.

ETHICS CHAIR Florida Senate President Ben Albritton has appointed newly elected Sen. Don Gaetz to chair the Ethics and Elections Committee. This is a fitting spot for someone who fought for ethics during his previous tenure in the Florida Legislature and served on the Florida Commission on Ethics.

When he announced the appointment of former Senate President Don Gaetz to the Florida Commission on Ethics in 2020, Florida Senate President Bill Galvano said, "For President Gaetz, raising the ethical standards applied to those in public office is a lifelong commitment. During his decade of service in the Florida Senate, President Gaetz authored numerous pieces

"I've worked with the other ethics commissioners and now with our new executive director to move ethics complaints and cases along quickly and to give everybody due process, but to give everybody their day in court," Gaetz said. "We're moving more expeditiously, and that's the case, I think, with the Underhill matter and other matters that frankly, people feel as though if they can drag it out and drag it out, then maybe it'll go away or maybe events will occur that will make certain penalties moot. But I don't think that's the way the people want it."

NEW IHMC LEADERSHIP

After more than 34 years under the leadership of founder Dr. Ken Ford, the Florida Institute for Human and Machine Cognition will see a new senior leadership team take the reins. Ford will step into an emeritus role as of January 2025.

Under Ford's leadership, IHMC was built from a small office inside the University of West Florida into an independent research entity with an international reputation for excellence and innovation. The Institute focuses on a broad range of topics related to amplifying and extending human capabilities through three primary research focus areas: artificial intelligence and human cognition, robotics and exoskeletons, and healthspan, resilience and performance.

Dr. Morley Stone steps into the role of chief executive officer, having previously served as chief strategic partnership officer.

"When Morley joined IHMC, I said I believed he would have a game-changing impact," Ford says. "I have full confidence that the leadership team we have assembled—led by Morley—is poised to do just that and I am certain he will lead IHMC into a promising future for many decades to come."

Dr. William Dalton, chairman of IHMC's Board of Directors, said the board is grateful for Ford's contributions.

"IHMC has gained a profound reputation for the contributions it has made over the years, and that reputation is embedded in the scientific endeavors performed by Ken and his colleagues," Dalton said. "I believe I can speak for all the Board

Prior to joining IHMC, Stone served as the senior vice president for research at The Ohio State University. He also served as the chief technology officer for the Air Force Research Laboratory (AFRL) and was the first chief scientist of the Human Performance Wing of AFRL. From 2003 to 2006, he was a program manager in the Defense Sciences Office at the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA).

Cassie Guilliams, the new senior leadership team's chief operating officer, will complete the team. She will oversee administrative functions, including human resources, benefits, immigration, insurance, board functions, affirmative action plans and others.

Guilliams comes to IHMC from Houston, where she served as general counsel, director of human resources and asset management for Star Furniture Company. She earned her bachelor's degree at the University of HoustonDowntown and her law degree from South Texas College of Law.

After spending much of her professional life in the private sector, Guilliams was drawn to the opportunity to join IHMC's culture. "[In the private sector] I always knew what my impact was for the team I worked with, but what IHMC does can truly make the world better. What more of an opportunity could you ask for professionally and personally."

Also stepping into a new role is Julie Sheppard, who served as IHMC chief legal counsel and executive vice president. Sheppard assumes the counsel role for IHMC, where she will continue to support the Institute in special projects.

Sheppard has been at IHMC since its inception as an independent research institute of the State University System of Florida. Formerly she served as the general counsel at the University of West Florida and associate general counsel at the University of North Florida.

"The team at IHMC is second to none and it has been my privilege to be part of the growth we have experienced while maintaining the culture of collaboration and family that makes this a special place," Sheppard said.

Stephanie Tillery Rothfeder will assume the role of general counsel for IHMC. She has served for six years as associate general counsel at the Institute, working directly with Sheppard. She spent most of her legal career practicing contract

and municipal law, serving as an attorney for the City of Pensacola, which transitioned well for IHMC's legal needs.

SAFE STREETS

The U.S. Department of Transportation's (DOT) Safe Streets and Roads for All program awarded the City of Pensacola a $140,800 planning grant to conduct a comprehensive roadway lighting safety assessment through the Illuminating Safety in Pensacola project.

At his weekly presser, Mayor Reeves said, "This planning grant will allow us to conduct a city-wide lighting assessment and address our city's generational lighting issues in a datadriven way."

The project's assessment will include a deficiency analysis, inventory needs and best practices for effective lighting installations that address safety for vulnerable users during dark conditions and improves the security of all road users, including those in wheelchairs and other mobility devices. The supplemental planning effort will address the need to study improved and expanded lighting options, a top priority identified in the city's 2023 Active Transportation Plan.

The mayor said the assessment will be similar to how Public Works surveyed city streets to determine repaving priorities. "Let's go get an assessment of everything that we have and figure out where our top priorities need to be. I'm excited to have that. Now we're making decisions based on data, not on conjecture or whoever calls us last. I think we should be looking at it holistically."

This funding is in addition to the $176,000 DOT grant the city was awarded in November 2023 to pilot and evaluate temporary roadway enhancements and traffic calming activities, such as shared lane markings and curb extensions on Gonzalez Street. The 2023 funding was also awarded to conduct road safety audits at key intersections on the city's High Injury Network to analyze crashes and identify engineering countermeasures using a safe systems approach.

Mayor Reeves reported that the city spent about $1 million on repaving in Fiscal Year 2024. "The crews were able to extend to an additional 20 blocks. So, we actually paved more than 60 blocks of new roadway, and 15 blocks remain for Fiscal Year 2025."

City staff analyzed the condition of every city street in our city. The mayor said, "We went and fixed those 60 blocks that needed it the most. It wasn't just picking streets at random or splitting it up by seven districts and saying, 'We're going to put seven equal amounts of new pavement and seven different districts.' That's why it might just be an intersection that got repaved because of its condition. It might be one block; it might be two blocks. So appreciative of our team and everybody in public works who made that happen."

PARK AND FLY Pensacola International Airport has opened a new long-term parking lot on Tippin Avenue. The paved lot has lighting and offers 435 parking spaces, two bus shelters and

14 EV charging stations to accommodate guests with electric vehicles. Shuttle service will be provided. The parking fee will be $2 per hour up to a maximum of $9 daily.

"As we continue to break new passenger records almost daily, this new state-of-the-art parking facility will help increase our capacity to maintain the FlyEasy experience," said Airport Director Matt Coughlin.

Mayor Reeves added, "Our record-setting demand has our airport facing new challenges, and I'm excited to have met one of those challenges with more than 400 new parking spaces online. We're always intentional about improving the customer experience at Pensacola International Airport, and a huge boost in parking right before the holidays does just that."

At his weekly press conference, the mayor shared the latest airport statistics. "Our October 2024 traffic report compared to October 2023 as usual; our total passenger counts were up over 15% over last year. And something we don't often highlight is the cargo that's moving through the airport. We've had the strongest cargo month this past October since the pandemic, and it's up 139% compared to October 2023—nearly 2 million pounds more cargo coming through the airport over last year."

To learn more about Pensacola International Airport, visit flypensacola.com.

MENTOR PENSACOLA Pensacola Young Professionals (PYP) announced that applications are now open for the 2025 Mentor Pensacola program, which pairs PYP members with local community leaders, fostering professional and personal growth through meaningful oneon-one connections.

Originally launched in 2015, the Mentor Pensacola program has evolved to provide young professionals with guidance, support and networking opportunities from influential leaders in our community in partnership with the Greater Pensacola Chamber.

PYP is looking for mentors and mentees. Considering mentees, the announcement stated, "This is a unique opportunity for young professionals to connect with mentors who will help them refine their career paths, set long-term professional goals, and expand their networks. Mentorship can be a crucial stepping stone for personal and career development, and we believe every young professional deserves the chance to succeed."

The organization stressed the role mentors can play in shaping the next generation of leaders. "This is an opportunity for established professionals to give back to the community while cultivating a culture of mentorship in Pensacola."

Key dates for the 2025 Mentor Pensacola Program:

•Application Period: Nov. 18–Dec. 31

•Applicant Interviews: Jan. 2–Jan. 9

•Match Making: Jan. 10–Jan. 15

•Kick-Off Event: Jan. 16

PYP members and community leaders can learn more and apply for the program at pensacolayp.com/mentorpensacola. {in}

Now more than ever is a time to take care of our community and find ways to serve others. If you're able to give a little extra this holiday season—whether that is extra time or extra funds— there are a number of ways to do it locally. Think beyond the red buckets this season and seek the local needs around you. By supporting local charities, you're making a direct impact and building a deeper connection with the community. You may even learn something new about yourself and the place you call home.

•Make a meal for Food Not Bombs

Every Friday at the Martin Luther King, Jr. Plaza on Palafox, Food Not Bombs hosts a free meal for anyone who shows up. No questions asked. You can contribute by bringing a home-cooked vegetarian dish to share. If your culinary skills are lacking, you can still support with a monetary donation or by shopping the FNB Amazon wish list. Now is also a good time to donate cold weather essentials such as blankets and jackets. Find more information at lnk.bio/pensacolafnb.

•Help stock a local food pantry

Food pantries like Manna are seeing a greater increase in need and having a hard time keeping shelves stocked for individuals and families in need. You'd be surprised how far a few bucks can go to help. You can even go shopping in your own pantry—just don't donate any expired or open items. Some local pantries include Manna Food Pantries (mannahelps.org), Feeding the Gulf Coast (feedingthegulfcoast.org), Argo Pantry (uwf.edu/argopantry), FoodRaising Friends, Inc. (foodraisingfriends.com) and Pensacola Caring Hearts (pensacolacaringhearts.org).

•Be an 'Angel'

You can play Santa by donating gifts and gift cards to kids in need. The Pensacola chapter of Children's Home Society of Florida is collecting gifts from their Amazon wish list. You can also donate a Visa, Lyft, Uber or restaurant gift card. The drop-off location is the Kia AutoSport of Pensacola, 6637 Pensacola Blvd. by Dec. 10. Visit the First United Methodist Church of Pensacola, located at 6 E. Wright St., and select a recipient

from the Angel Tree or Be a Santa to a Senior program. You can also go to Anderson Subaru, 7050 Pensacola Blvd., and select from their Angel Tree benefitting Gulf Coast Kid's House. And finally, you can support the Catholic Charities of Northwest Florida's Holiday Assistance Program which serves families in need regardless of race, religion, national origin or marital status. Find out how you can help at ccnwfl.org.

•Go thrifting

Each year Goodwill Gulf Coast sells ornaments with local designs to raise funds for their programs. This year's designs include the infamous Mobile leprechaun and Palafox Pier. Each ornament is $20 and can be purchased at goodwillgulfcoast.org/shop/christmas-ornaments. You can also support charities by shopping at their thrift stores for gifts. Not sure what to buy? Grab a gift certificate at stores such as Waterfront Rescue Mission and Goodwill.

EVENTS THAT GIVE BACK

Feel good and h ave fun at the same time with these holiday events.

•Wreaths of Joy and Tree of Lights for ARC Gateway

Each year ARC Gateway raises funds for programming with two events. Wreaths of Joy is a gala event with silent and live auctions and lots of entertainment. The gala is 6 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 5 at The Sanctuary, located at 716 N. Ninth Ave. Tickets are available at thearcgateway.com. If galas are not your speed, plan to see the Tree of Lights 7 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 19 at the Cordova Mall, 5100 N. Ninth Ave. Join WEAR's Sue Straughn for the symbolic lighting of the tree. You can honor someone who brings light to your life with a minimum $25 donation at thearcgatewayagency.crowdchange.co/41870.

•Pancakes with Santa

Visit Gulf Coast Kid's House, located at 3401 N. 12th Ave., for their annual Pancakes with Santa event 8-11 a.m. Saturday, Dec. 7. There will be kids' crafts and activities, an exotic animal show, a hot chocolate bar, a cookie walk, photos with

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Santa and, of course, pancakes. Outside the Kid's House, you can get some shopping done at the Holiday Market. Tickets for the pancake breakfast are $10. Children 3 and under eat for free. No tickets necessary to enjoy the holiday market. For more information, visit facebook. com/gckidshouse.

•Hugs for the Holidays

More than 40% of queer youth report family rejection which can mean having nowhere to go for the holidays. The UWF Department of Theatre and Free Mom Hugs are hosting the inaugural Hugs for the Holidays with a free holiday meal and entertainment 2:30-5:30 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 7 in the Besser Studio Theatre located inside the UWF Center for Fine and Performing Arts to give people the chance to find their chosen family. For more information, find the event page on Facebook.

•ECWR's Cocoa & Critters Cozy Christmas Event

Visit Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge, located at 3051 Cloptons Circle in Navarre, for holidaythemed activities for kids including a meet and greet with Mr. and Mrs. Claus, and then a movie outdoors among the animal ambassadors. Admission is free when you bring a gift from the ECWR wish list. The event is 3 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 7. The movie will start at 4:30 p.m. Bring your own blanket to sit on. For more information, visit facebook. com/emeraldcoastwildliferefuge.

•Winter

Wonder Ride

The ninth annual Winter Wonder Ride hosted by onBikes includes a slow ride and afterparty where you will build bikes to be distributed to local kids. The event is Saturday, Dec. 7 from 11 a.m.-2 p.m. at Museum Plaza, 120 S. Church St. Tickets are $35 and include a commemorative t-shirt, complimentary drinks and post-ride celebration. Find more information at facebook. com/onbikespensacola.

•Holidays

at the House

Visit the Ronald McDonald House, located at 5200 Bayou Blvd., for a holiday market featur-

ing photos with Santa, door prizes, live music and more. The event is free admission with the option to purchase tickets for brunch. Proceeds benefit RMDH programs. The event is 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 8. For more information, visit rmhcnwfl.harnessgiving.org/events.

DON'T FORGET OUR FURRY FRIENDS

Because animals deserve a nice holiday, too. Check out these shelters and rescues for their wish lists and see how you can help.

•Animal Health Outreach Prevention Education (A HOPE) 5755 Washington St., Milton ahope4src.com

•Animal Allies Florida ecaafl.org

•Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge 3051 Cloptons Circle, Navarre emeraldcoastwildliferefuge.org

•Escambia County Animal Shelter 200 W. Fairfield St. myescambia.com/our-services/animal-welfare

•Everett Animal Welfare Group everettanimalwelfare.rescuegroups.org

•Pensacola Foster Kittens pensacolafosterkittens.com

•Pensacola Hotel for Dogs and Cats 4110 Creighton Road h4dc.org

•Pensacola Humane Society 5 N. Q St. pensacolahumane.org

•Santa Rosa County Animal Services 4551 Pine Forest Road, Milton santarosa.fl.gov/976/animal-services

•Wildlife Sanctuary of Northwest Florida, Inc. 105 N. S St. pensacolawildlife.com {in}

Arts & Entertainment

'Tis the Season for Movies

By Joshua Encinias

It's Thanksgiving week, so when you recover from the tryptophan coma, we suggest you plan an outing to the movies to see at least one of this season's highly anticipated films on the big screen.

"Wicked: Part I" brings the beloved Broadway musical to life with Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo in the iconic roles of Glinda and Elphaba.

"Gladiator II" continues the epic saga, with Paul Mescal stepping into the role of Maximus' son, and Denzel Washington delivering a standout performance. Plus, "Moana 2" takes its heroine on a new adventure.

This December, don't miss the re-release of "My Neighbor Totoro," and the Christmas day releases of "Nosferatu" starring Bill Skarsgård and "A Complete Unknown," with Timothée Chalamet as Bob Dylan.

And, of course, if you'd rather stay home, some of the year's best movies are already available for streaming—and we have those covered too. From heartfelt dramas to chilling thrillers, there's a movie for everyone this season.

IN THEATERS NOW

WICKED: PART I Ariana Grande steps into the shoes of Glinda and Cynthia Erivo takes on the iconic role of Elphaba in the highly anticipated "Wizard of Oz" movie adaptation. But don't expect the usual "good vs. evil" story. "Wicked" flips the script, diving into a complex web of rivalry, friendship and betrayal, proving once again that things are rarely as simple as they appear.

GLADIATOR II Sir Ridley Scott's sequel follows the son of Maximus in "Gladiator II." Set years after the original film, Lucius (played by Paul Mescal) is grown and seeking vengeance against the brutal Roman Empire. It might be called "Gladiator II," but Denzel Washington steals the show as the wheeling and dealing Macrinus who stops at nothing to claim Rome for himself.

MOANA 2 When Moana receives an unexpected call from her wayfinding ancestors, she's thrust into a high-stakes adventure that takes her deep into the uncharted waters of Oceania in "Moana 2." With danger lurking in the longlost seas, this journey will push her limits in ways she's never experienced before.

COMING SOON

DECEMBER 6

NIGHTBITCH Motherhood takes a wild turn in this film adaptation of the best-selling novel by Rachel Yoder. After a new mom (Amy Adams) begins to experience strange, animalistic behaviors, she suspects she might be turning into an actual dog. The horror comedy is directed by Marielle Heller, who made "A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood" and "Can You Ever Forgive Me?"

DECEMBER 7

MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO This Studio Ghibli classic follows two siblings who befriend the giant creature Totoro. The loveable tale returns to

screens in December for a whole new generation of fans to embrace. If your child hasn't seen it, or if you just love good movies, then don't miss it on the big screen.

DECEMBER 20

THE BRUTALIST This film follows the fictional Hungarian Jewish architect László Tóth (Adrien Brody) as he arrives in America with his wife Erzsébet (Felicity Jones). Tóth wants to rebuild his life and marriage after being liberated from a concentration camp. They settle in Pennsylvania, where wealthy industrialist Harrison Lee Van Buren (Guy Pearce) seizes on Tóth's talents by commissioning him to build a Christian Institute. Tóth makes the project his own by basing elements of it on the concentration camp that held him prisoner.

MUFASA: THE LION KING This prequel to the Disney classic is directed by Barry Jenkins, the Oscar-winning filmmaker behind "Moonlight." Yes, cinephiles, that "Moonlight." The plot explores Mufasa's early years, revealing his rise from humble beginnings to the mighty ruler audiences have loved for over thirty years.

DECEMBER 25

BETTER MAN This biographical drama takes viewers inside the turbulent, often extraordinary life of one of pop's most captivating figures: Robbie Williams. The film delves into his rise to fame, personal demons and the battles that shaped his career. Did we mention Robbie is being played by a CG ape? It looks like a strange movie, but early word from UK screenings says it's charming, surreal and fun.

BABYGIRL In "Babygirl," Nicole Kidman plays a high-ranking CEO who embarks on a forbidden romance with a younger intern, played by Harris Dickinson. The film explores the complex dynamics of power, sexuality and ethics within a professional setting, as their risky relationship threatens both their careers and personal boundaries.

A COMPLETE UNKNOWN Bob Dylan's rise to fame is brought to life by Timothée Chalamet in "A Complete Unknown," following the 19-yearold as he arrives in New York in the early 1960s with nothing but his guitar. The film captures his restless journey within the folk movement and his decision to shake the music world by making a bold, controversial shift in his sound.

NOSFERATU A vampire movie at Christmas might sound weird, but a lot of the famous Christmas stories are ghost stories, so maybe

they're onto something. In "Nosferatu," a gothic tale of obsession unfolds as tormented young Ellen (Lily-Rose Depp) becomes the object of a terrifying vampire's (Bill Skarsgård) fixation, unleashing unimaginable horror in its wake.

STREAMING PICKS

MEGALOPOLIS Francis Ford Coppola's "Megalopolis" follows visionary artist Cesar (Adam Driver) in his battle with Mayor Cicero (Giancarlo Esposito), who defends a regressive, corrupt status quo. As Cesar pushes for a better future, Cicero clings to greed, partisanship and old power structures. Their clash will decide the city of New Rome's fate in this fable of modern-day America by the cinematic maestro, Coppola.

SNACK SHACK You may have discovered "Dinner in America" after it went viral on TikTok—now don't miss Adam Rehmeier's latest film, "Snack Shack." Set in Nebraska City, the story follows two best friends who score the ultimate summer job running the local swimming pool's snack shack. What starts as a casual gig soon becomes the perfect backdrop for transgression, personal growth and unexpected romance, as the duo navigates the wild ride of adolescence.

I SAW THE TV GLOW Justice Smith plays Owen, a teenager obsessed with the mysterious late-night TV show "The Pink Opaque." The show offers a glimpse into a supernatural world hidden beneath their own. As Owen becomes increasingly captivated by the strange, otherworldly images flickering on the screen, his grip on reality begins to slip.

THELMA This comedy tackles aging, family and independence with a laugh and a wink. After being tricked by a scammer, Thelma Post (June Squibb) channels her inner Tom Cruise and embarks on an adventure to recover what was stolen from her. Joined by fellow retiree, Ben (Richard Roundtree), Thelma sets out on a journey that's as much about reclaiming her dignity as it is about getting justice.

THE SUBSTANCE Elisabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore) suffers a devastating blow when she's fired from the aerobics TV show she hosts on her 50th birthday. When a mysterious laboratory offers her a substance that promises to transform her into an enhanced version of herself, Elisabeth eagerly accepts—but the lifechanging transformation comes with dangerous, bloody consequences. {in}

EAST HILL MAKERS MARKET FALL

The next East Hill Makers Market is 3-7 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 3 at the corner of North 12th Avenue and East Gonzalez Street. The marker will also feature a fun run and walk, crafts, scavenger hunt and a Christmas tree lighting. Details at myeasthill.org.

Dixon After Hours Performing Arts Academy presents its fall production of "Sister Act Jr.: The Musical." Dates are 6 p.m. Friday, Dec. 6 and 2 and 6 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 7 at the Dixon School of Arts and Sciences, 1201 N. H St. Tickets are $5 in advance and $10 at the door. Details at dixondah.com.

GERMAN WINTER MARKET Gary's Brewery, 208 Newman Ave., will host a German Winter Market, 4 p.m. Friday, Dec. 6. Details at facebook.com/garysbrew.

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NONPROFITS & FUNDRAISERS

SAVE OUR SHELTERS SILENT AUCTION

Shop the Save Our Shelters silent auction and help support low cost spay and neuter for dogs. The silent auction runs until 4 p.m. Dec. 7. Bidders can see the themed mini trees, gift baskets and artwork at Dieux Spa, 4400 Bayou Blvd., Ste. 54, Monday through Saturday from 10 a.m.5 p.m. For more information please contact sossaveourshelters@gmail.com.

CHRISTMAS AT THE CLINIC GALA Support the Health and Hope clinic with silent and live auctions, live entertainment, heavy hors d'oeuvres and more. The benefit is 5:30 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 3 at Pensacola Country Club, 1500 Bayshore Dr. Tickets are $100 and can be purchased at healthandhopeclinic.org.

ANIMAL ALLIES FLORIDA BINGO Animal

Allies Florida hosts bingo twice monthly at Scenic Hills Country Club, 8891 Burning Tree Road. The cost is 10 rounds of bingo for $10, with cash prizes for winners. Food and drinks are also available for purchase. The full bar and restaurant offer special adult beverages just for bingo nights. You must be 18 to play. For more information, visit facebook.com/animalalliesflorida.

ANIMAL ALLIES CAT AND KITTEN

ADOPTION Visit Pet Supermarket 11 a.m.-3 p.m. every first and third Saturday of the month at 6857 N. Ninth Ave. to meet your furever friend. Visit aaflorida.org for details.

CARING & SHARING MINISTRY FOOD

DRIVE The Gloria Green Caring & Sharing Ministry is attached to the Historic St. Joseph Catholic Church, 140 W. Government St. The ministry feeds the homeless 10:30 a.m. Tuesdays. The ministry's food pantry opens 10 a.m. and also has clothing. Food donations needed are pop-top canned goods, Beanie Weenies, Vienna sausage, potted meat, cans of tuna and chicken and soups. Clothing donations needed include tennis shoes for men and women, as well as sweatshirts and new underwear for men in sizes

(850) 723-3390 for details.

ARTS & CULTURE

TAY TAY DANCE PARTY WITH DJ SWIFTIE Taylor Swift-themed dance party takes place 7:30 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 30 at Saenger Theatre, 118 S. Palafox St. Tickets available at pensacolasaenger.com.

BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH WITH TERRAH CARD Enjoy $15 bottomless mimosas, food, drinks and fierceness with a drag show hosted by Terrah Card 11 a.m. Saturday, Nov. 30 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Cover is $10. For ages 18 and up. Details at thehandlebar850.com.

TOM COVERLY AT ODD COLONY Comedy magician and motivational speaker Tom Coverly will be performing at Odd Colony, 260 N. Palafox St., 7 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 30. 100% of ticket sales will go toward bullying prevention in the community. Tickets are $32-$42 and available on Eventbrite and brewsandmagic.com.

2ND ANNUAL COMMUNITY OUTDOOR

FLEA MARKET Event is 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 1 at Community Maritime Park, 351 Cedar St. Admission is $2 and kids 12 and under enter for free. For details, visit apexshowsandevents.com.

A CHOCOLATE COVERED CHRISTMAS CAROL The holiday classic show is re-imagined with soulful music. Show is 4 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 1 at Saenger Theatre, 118 S. Palafox St. Tickets available at pensacolasaenger.com.

HOLIDAY WREATH MAKING Create and decorate your own wreath with all materials provided. Event is 1 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 1 at Gary's Brewery, 208 Newman Ave. Tickets are $45 and can be purchased at facebook.com/garysbrew.

IMPROVABLE CAUSE Catch an evening improv show with Improvable Cause 10:30 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 2 at Pensacola Little Theatre, 400 S. Jefferson St. Tickets available at pensacolalittletheatre.com.

The annual lighted boat parade will set sail 6:30 p.m. Friday, Dec. 6 from Sabine Marina and make its way around Santa Rosa Sound. Directly following the boat parade, Santa will make his way to the Quietwater Shell on the Pensacola Beach Boardwalk to greet children, followed by a brief firework display. Spectators can watch from Little Sabine or Pensacola Beach Boardwalk. Details at facebook.com/ pensacolabeachchamber.

MATT MATHEWS: BOUGIE ON A BUDGET Comedy show is 8 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 7 at Saenger Theatre, 118 S. Palafox St. Tickets are available at pensacolasaenger.com.

SURFIN' SANTA BEACH PARADE The annual Surfin' Santa Beach Parade is 2 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 8 starting from Avenida 10. The parade will make its way down Via De Luna toward Casino Beach and end at Gulfside Pavilion. Details at facebook.com/pensacolabeachchamber.

NITRO CIRCUS Watch this holiday-themed stunt and trick show 7:30 p.m. Monday, Dec. 9 at Pensacola Bay Center, 201 E. Gregory St. Tickets are available at pensacolabaycenter.com.

ARTIST IN RESIDENCE ANNUAL EXHIBITION Enjoy an exhibition of work from 2023 Artists in Residence at the 309 Punk House. This exhibition consists of artists from myriad underrepresented cultural backgrounds and is diverse in race, class, sexual orientation and gender. This exhibit is on view at Pensacola Museum of Art, 407 S. Jefferson St., through Nov. 24. Details are at pensacolamuseum.org.

DRAW TOGETHER: A LIVING EXHIBITION As a living exhibition, the works and curation of the gallery space will continue growing as viewers are invited to participate in the art-making process. UWF and the surrounding communities can visit TAG, in the Center for Fine and Performing Arts, Building 82, 11000 University Parkway, to view and interact with the exhibition. Public workshops, facilitated by Jarrod Goldman and inspired by game-based art activities, will take place in TAG 5-8 p.m. Nov. 6 and Nov. 13. The exhibition runs through

Nov. 21. The final iteration of the exhibition can be viewed during the closing reception, held 5-7 p.m. Thursday, Nov. 21 in TAG.

ECLECTIC FIDELITIES Artwork and performances celebrating women in the arts is on view through Dec. 13 at Anna Lamar Switzer Center for Visual Arts, Building 15, 1000 College Blvd. Artist lectures and workshops are in November. Find details at foofoofest.com/2024-events/ eclectic-fidelities-presented-by-pensacolastate-college/.

KINGS AND QUEENS OPEN MIC COMEDY

Try your hand at stand-up comedy or watch others perform 8 p.m.-1 a.m. Tuesdays at Sir Richard's Public House, 2719 Cervantes St. Details are at sirrichardslounge.com.

SILENT BOOK CLUB AT BODACIOUS Sundays are for quietly reading at Bodacious Bookstore & Café, 110 E. Intendencia St. Join the Silent Book Club 10-11 a.m. Sundays. Details are at facebook.com/bodaciousbookstore.

PENSACOLA ROSE SOCIETY Monthly meetings are normally 6 p.m. the second Monday of the month at the Pensacola Garden Center, 1850 N. Ninth Ave. Visit pensacolarosesociety.org for more information.

BTB COMEDY Watch live standup comedy in open mic style 7 p.m. Mondays at Odd Colony, 260 N. Palafox. Follow BTB Comedy on Facebook for updates.

COMEDY SHOWCASE AT SUBCULTURE

BTB Comedy presents a comedy showcase the first Thursday monthly at Subculture Art Gallery, 701 N. V St. Follow facebook.com/pensacolasubculture for updates.

SCRIPTEASERS Join writers at Pensacola Little Theatre, 400 S. Jefferson St., for Scripteasers every month. Visit pensacolalittletheatre.com for details.

PALAFOX MARKET Enjoy Palafox Market 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturdays. The event features local farmers, artists and crafters on North and South Palafox Street at Martin Luther King, Jr. Plaza and Plaza Ferdinand. For updates, visit facebook. com/downtownpensacola.

CABARET DRAG SHOWCASE AT AMERICAN LEGION POST #193 Don't miss Cabaret Drag Showcase every second and fourth Saturday at the American Legion Post #193, 2708 N. 12th Ave. Doors open 8 p.m. Showtime is 10 p.m. For more information, contact show director Taize Sinclair-Santi at taizesinclairsanti@gmail.com.

SPIRITS OF SEVILLE QUARTER GHOST TOUR AND LUNCHEON Dine inside Pensacola's oldest and most haunted restaurant and investigate the spirits with actual paranormal equipment at Seville Quarter, 130 E. Government St. Tickets are $12 and include a voucher toward Seville Quarter's menu. Tours are 11 a.m.-2 p.m. weekdays and 2-4 p.m. Sundays. Make an appointment by calling (850) 941-4321.

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AFTER DARK: SEVILLE QUARTER

GHOSTS, MURDER, MAYHEM AND MYSTERY TOUR AND DINNER After Dark Paranormal Investigation and Dinner happens inside one of Pensacola's most haunted restaurants with real ghost-hunting equipment 6-8 p.m. Sundays. Listen as your guide weaves tales of ghosts, debauchery, murder, mayhem, paranormal activities, history and more related to Seville Quarter and downtown Historic Pensacola. After your ghost tour, enjoy dinner at Seville Quarter Palace Café, 130 E. Government St. Reservations are required. Call (850) 941-4321. Tickets are available at pensacolaghostevents.com.

BODY, MIND, SPIRIT MARKET AT EVER'MAN Local vendors, artisans, holistic practitioners, speakers and more come together 10 a.m.-4 p.m. the first Saturday of the month at Ever'man Downtown, 315 W. Garden St. This is a free indoor and outdoor event with door prizes, entertainment and children's activities. For a vendor table, call (850) 941-4321 or go to empowermentschoolhouse.com.

FOOD + DRINKS

AYCE THANKSGIVING FEAST Thanksgiving buffet at Sandbar Sunset Bar & Grill, located at 715 Pensacola Beach Blvd., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Thursday, Nov. 28. Reserve seats by calling (850) 677-9987.

CULTURES COOK: ETHIOPIAN CUISINE

Cooking class is 6-8 p.m. Friday, Nov. 29 at Pensacola Cooks, 4051 Barrancas Ave., Ste. C. Cost is $60 per student. Sign up at pensacolacooks.com.

BEAUJOLAIS WINE TASTING & GARDEN

PARTY SOCIAL Join Aragon Wine Market, 27 S. Ninth Ave., for a special wine tasting paired with light hors d'oeuvres 1-3 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 30. Event is $20 per person. Details at aragonwinemarket.com.

GIFTS FROM THE KITCHEN Cooking class is 1-4 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 30 at Pensacola Cooks, 4051 Barrancas Ave., Ste. C. Cost is $75 per student. For ages 16 and up. Sign up at pensacolacooks.com.

ATLAS BEVERAGE CLASS The next Atlas Beverage Class features Rollins Distillery. Classes are 5 and 7 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 5 at Atlas Oyster House, 600 S. Barracks St. Tickets are $30 per person. Reserve your spot by calling (850) 2870200 or email taylor@goodgrits.com.

TRASH PANDA PARTY: ERIN'S EMO

FAREWELL A farewell party for Erin with a beer release and emo music 7-11 p.m. Friday, Dec. 6 at Odd Colony, 260 N. Palafox St. Details at facebook.com/oddcolony.

DECK THE HALLS: A HOLIDAY LUNCH

EVENT Enjoy a special menu and live music from Pensacola Opera for this holiday event. Seatings are 10:30 a.m. and 1 p.m. Saturdays Dec. 7, 14 and 21 at Jackson's Steakhouse, 400 S. Palafox St. Reserve your spot by calling (850) 469-9898 or visiting jacksonsrestaurant.com.

SANTA PUB CRAWL O'Riley's Irish Pub hosts its 12th Annual Santa Pub Crawl starting at 4 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 7 at O'Riley's, 321 S. Palafox St. General admission is $10 with an unwrapped toy donation. VIP tickets are $35 with an unwrapped toy. Get a limited edition t-shirt, enjoy a live DJ at the afterparty and more. Visit orileyspub.com for details and tickets.

VINO MAGNIFICO The next Vino Magnifico is 5:30 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 10 located at 29 S. Palafox St. Tickets are $18 per person. RSVP at vpauls.com.

TROLLEY BAR TOUR Five Flags Trolley Co. hosts this hop-on/hop-off tour of the favorite bars in downtown Pensacola. Dates are through Dec. 31. For tickets and information, visit pensacolawinterfest.org/pub-and-party-trolley-indowntown-pensacola/.

MEN'S NIGHT AT WISTERIA From 3 p.m. to close Mondays, guys can play free darts and enjoy $6 craft tallboys. There are more than 150 craft beers to choose from. Wisteria is located at 3803 N. 12th Ave. Visit wisteriatavern. com for details.

FIGHTER GAME NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S

Gamers unite 5 p.m.-close Mondays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

SIN NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S SIN Night is 11 p.m. to close Mondays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

TRIVIA NIGHT AND SIN Trivia is 9-10:30 p.m. Mondays, and SIN is 11 p.m.-3 a.m. at Mugs and Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

BINGO NIGHT AT CALVERT'S IN THE HEIGHTS Play a game (or two) of bingo 6-8 p.m. Mondays at Calvert's in the Heights, 670 Scenic Highway. For more information, visit calvertsintheheights.com.

DOUBLE MONDAYS AND SIN NIGHT Enjoy

Double Mondays 8 p.m.-midnight and SIN Night 11 p.m. to close at O'Riley's Tavern, 3728 Creighton Road. Details are at orileystavern.com.

75 CENT OYSTERS AT ATLAS Enjoy 75-cent oysters 5-9 p.m. Tuesdays at Atlas Oyster House, 600 S. Barracks St. For more information, visit greatsouthernrestaurants.com.

MUSIC BINGO Test your music knowledge 7-9 p.m. Tuesdays at Wisteria, 3808 N. 12th Ave. Take part in half-price bottles of wine and $5 canned cocktails. Visit wisteriatavern.com for details.

POKER NIGHT AND BINGO AT O'RILEY'S

Visit O'Riley's Irish Pub for poker at 6:30 p.m. and bar bingo 8-10 p.m. Tuesdays at 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

LUNCH AT THE DISTRICT The District Steakhouse, 130 E. Government St., is open for special lunch seatings the third Friday of

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the month. Enjoy a $5 martini or house wine. Seatings are 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Reservations are accepted but not necessary. Details are available at districtsteaks.com.

DOLLAR NIGHT Enjoy Dollar Night 8 p.m.midnight Tuesdays at Mugs and Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

SECOND TUESDAY THEMED TRIVIA Visit Perfect Plain Brewing Co. for themed trivia nights 7-9 p.m. the second Tuesday of each month at 50 E. Garden St. Visit facebook.com/ perfectplainbrewingco for details.

DOLLAR NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S Dollar Night is 8 p.m.-midnight Wednesdays at O'Riley's Tavern, 3728 Creighton Road. Details are at orileystavern.com.

TRIVIA AT O'RILEY'S Test your trivia knowledge 8-10 p.m. Wednesdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

SIN NIGHT AND KARAOKE Karaoke is 9 p.m.-1 a.m. and SIN specials are 11 p.m.-3 a.m. at Mugs and Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

TRIVIA AT CALVERT'S IN THE HEIGHTS

Take part in trivia nights 6-8 p.m. Wednesdays at Calvert's in the Heights, 670 Scenic Highway. For more information, visit calvertsintheheights.com.

SIPPIN' IN SUNDRESSES LADIES' NIGHT

AT FELIX'S Pop-up shops, pink drink specials and live music is 5-8 p.m. Thursdays at Felix's Restaurant and Oyster Bar, 400 Quietwater Beach Drive.

PITCHERS AND TAVERN TRIVIA Get deals on pitchers 8 p.m.-midnight at O'Riley's Tavern. Trivia is 9-11 p.m. Thursdays at 3728 Creighton Road. Visit orileystavern.com for details.

DOLLAR NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S Dollar Night with a DJ starts 8 p.m. Thursdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

TRIVIA UNDER THE TREES Trivia is 6 p.m. Thursdays at Wisteria Tavern, 3808 N. 12th Ave. Visit wisteriatavern.com for details.

THURSDAY BIERGARTEN TRIVIA NIGHT

Gary's Brewery Trivia Night is back by popular demand 7-9 p.m. Thursdays at 208 Newman Ave. Test your trivia skills with a glass of beer or wine. Arrive early to grab a spot. For more information, visit facebook.com/garysbrew.

FEISTY FRIDAY NIGHTS Drink specials start 8 p.m. Fridays at Sir Richard's Public House, 2719 E. Cervantes St. Visit sirrichardslounge. com for details.

TGI FIREBALL FRIDAY Drink specials are all day Fridays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

WEEKLY SATURDAY BRUNCH Brunch is 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

SHAMROCK SATURDAY Shamrock Saturday is 9 p.m. Saturdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

FREE POOL AND BAR BINGO AT O'RILEY'S TAVERN Enjoy free pool all day and play bar bingo 9-11 p.m. Sundays at O'Riley's Tavern, 3728 Creighton Road. Details are at orileystavern.com.

SUNDAY BRUNCH AT CAFÉ SINGLE FIN

Partake in brunch specials, full café menu, espressos and bottomless mimosas until 1 p.m. Sundays at Café Single Fin, 380 N. Ninth Ave. Live music begins at 10 a.m. Visit cafesinglefin. com for details.

SUNDAY BRUNCH AND KARAOKE

O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St., hosts brunch 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Sundays. Karaoke begins at 8 p.m. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

SUNDAY BRUNCH AT ATLAS OYSTER HOUSE Sunday Brunch is 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Sundays at Atlas Oyster House, 600 S. Barracks St. View menus at atlasoysterhouse.com.

LIVE MUSIC

RED AND THE REVELERS, GRITS AND GREENS, BANGARANG PETER Show is 7

p.m. Saturday, Nov. 30 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St.

HOLIDAY JAZZ JAM Show is 6:30-9 p.m. Monday, Dec. 2 at Odd Colony, 260 N. Palafox St. Details at facebook.com/oddcolony.

THE PROPHECY SHOW Featuring the music of Trans-Siberian Orchestra 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 3 at Saenger Theatre, 118 S. Palafox St. Tickets available at pensacolasaenger.com.

HIRS COLLECTIVE Show is 7 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 5 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Tickets are $10 in advance and $15 at the door. Details at thehandlebar850.com.

RADIOLIVE The December show features Pat Byrne, Kelly Hunt and Tina & Her Pony. Show is 6 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 5 at the Museum of Commerce, 201 E. Zaragoza St. Tickets are $10 and available at radiolive.org.

LIVE MUSIC AT FIVE SISTERS Enjoy live music at Five Sisters, 421 W. Belmont St. Glen Parker Band plays 6-10 p.m. Saturdays and Curt Bol Quintet 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Sundays.

PENSACOLA PICK NIGHT AT ODD COLONY

Music pickers of all levels are invited to play 7-9 p.m. every last Monday of the month at Odd Colony, 260 N. Palafox St. Bring your acoustic instrument and jam. Visit facebook.com/oddcolony for details.

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TUESDAY NIGHT JAZZ AT SEVILLE

QUARTER Enjoy smooth jazz with Melodious Allen and The Funk Heads on Tuesday nights at Lili Marlene's in Seville Quarter, 130 E. Government St. Show starts at 6:30 p.m. Visit sevillequarter.com for more information.

KARAOKE AT O'RILEY'S UPTOWN Sing your heart out 8 p.m.-midnight Tuesdays at O'Riley's Uptown, 3728 Creighton Road. Visit orileystavern.com for details.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT GARY'S BREWERY

Open mic night is hosted by Renee Amelia 6 p.m. every other Wednesday at Gary's Brewery & Biergarten, 208 Newman Ave. Visit facebook. com/garysbrew for details.

KARAOKE AT THE HANDLEBAR

Karaoke is 9 p.m. Wednesdays at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Visit thehandlebar850.com for details.

KARAOKE AT WISTERIA Wisteria Tavern hosts karaoke 7 p.m. Wednesdays at 3808 N. 12th Ave. Details are at wisteriatavern.com.

WHISKEY WEDNESDAY KARAOKE Karaoke starts 9 p.m. Wednesdays at Mugs and Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

KARAOKE NIGHTS AT SIR RICHARD'S Bring your singing talents Monday and Thursday nights at Sir Richard's Public House, 2719 E.

Cervantes St. Festivities are 9 p.m.-1 a.m. Visit sirrichardslounge.com for details.

HAPPY HOUR LIVE MUSIC AT O'RILEY'S Drink specials and live music are 4-7 p.m. Fridays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

SUNDAY KARAOKE AT MUGS AND JUGS

Karaoke starts 9 p.m. Sunday at Mugs and Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

KARAOKE NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S IRISH

PUB Karaoke is 8 p.m.-midnight Sundays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Details are at orileyspub.com.

LIVE MUSIC AT CALVERT'S Listen to live music 5-8 p.m. Sundays at Calvert's in the Heights, 670 Scenic Highway. Visit facebook. com/calvertsintheheights for details.

FITNESS + RECREATION

OCEAN HOUR CLEAN UPS Ocean Hour

Clean Ups are Saturdays at 8:45 a.m. Ocean Hour provides bags, gloves, grabbers and buckets. Next event is Saturday, Nov. 30 at Lexington Terrace Park. For more information, visit oceanhourfl.com.

PENSACOLA ICE FLYERS Games are at Pensacola Bay Center, 201 E. Gregory St. Tickets and information are at pensacolabaycenter.com.

Upcoming dates:

•7:05 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 27

•7:05 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 30

•7:05 p.m. Friday, Dec. 6

PUBLIC ICE SKATE Tickets are $15 for adults and kids with skate rental or $12 for adults and kids with their own skates. Season passes and private sessions are also available. Skate sessions are located at Pensacola Bay Center, 201 E. Gregory St. Upcoming dates:

•9:30 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 30

•1:30, 3, 4:30 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 1

57TH ANNUAL SNOWBALL DERBY Watch the 300-laps late model stock car races Thursday, Dec. 5 through Sunday, Dec. 8 at Five Flags Speedway, 7451 Pine Forest Road. Details available at 5flagsspeedway.com.

WINTER WONDER RIDE The ninth annual holiday slow ride and bike build is 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 7 starting from Museum Plaza, 120 S. Church St. Tickets are $35 and can be purchased on Eventbrite.

YOGA UNCORKED AT 5ELEVEN Yoga classes are 5:30 p.m. Tuesdays at 5eleven, 511 S. Palafox St., with Disko Lemonade running the class. Register at diskolemonade.com.

YOGA WITH MARNI AT HA-YA Visit Ha-Ya Wellness for integrative yoga with Marni 10 a.m. the first and third Saturday of the month at 4301 Spanish Trail Road. Visit facebook.com/asherandbeeapothecary for more information.

SIP AND STRETCH YOGA Yoga class for all levels is Sundays through 2024 at Gary's Brewery, 208 Newman Ave. Class starts at 11:45 a.m. Cost is $18 for a one-hour class followed by a complimentary beverage. Visit facebook.com/ garysbrew for details.

HOOK, LINE & SINKER MONTHLY FISHING SEMINAR SERIES Hot Spots Charters hosts a monthly free fishing seminar the first Monday every month at Flounder's Chowder House, 800 Quietwater Beach Road on Pensacola Beach. A free fish dinner is 6:30 p.m. with the seminar at 7 p.m. and typically lasts about an hour. Visit facebook.com/hlsseminar for details.

TIKI TUESDAY SUNSET YOGA Take in a slow flow yoga class led by Donna Dickey 6:30 p.m. Tuesdays at Sneaky Tiki Bar, 17 Via De Luna Dr. Cost is $15 to drop in and includes a drink. For details, visit iamabode.com.

LIVE JAZZ AND SWING DANCING From 6:30-11 p.m. the first Friday of each month, enjoy a live band for dancing Lindy, Foxtrot, East Coast and West Coast Swing. This is a fun, friendly atmosphere with lessons for all levels and no partner required. Location is at The Way You Move Dance Studio, 918 Winton Ave. The cost is $15. More information is at thewayyoumove.us.

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WEEK OF NOVEMBER 28

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19): Renowned composer Mozart had a sister nicknamed Nannerl. During their childhoods, she was as much a musical prodigy as he. They toured Europe doing performances together, playing harpsichord and piano. Some critics regarded her as the superior talent. But her parents ultimately decided it was unseemly for her, as a female, to continue her development as a genius. She was forcibly retired so she could learn housekeeping and prepare for marriage. Is there a part of your destiny, Aries, that resembles Nannerl's? Has some of your brilliance been suppressed or denied? The coming months will be an excellent time to recover and revive it.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20): Do you know if you have any doppelgangers, Taurus? I bet you will meet one in the coming weeks. How about soul friends, alter egos or evil twins? If there's no one like that in your life right now, they may arrive soon. And if you already know such people, I suspect your relationships will grow richer. Mirror magic and shadow vision are in the works! I'm guessing you will experience the best, most healing kind of double trouble. Substitutes and stand-ins will have useful offers and tempting alternatives. Parallel realities may come leaking through into your reality. Opportunities for symbiosis and synergy will be at an all-time high. Sounds like wild fun!

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20): Humans have been eating a wide range of oranges since ancient times. Among the most popular type in modern times is the navel orange. It's large, seedless, sweet, juicy and easy to peel. But it didn't exist until the 1820s, when a genetic mutation on a single tree in Brazil spawned this new variety. Eventually, the navel became a revolutionary addition to the orange family. I foresee a metaphorically comparable development in your life during the coming months, Gemini. An odd tweak or interesting glitch could lead to a highly favorable expansion of possibilities. Be alert for it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22): Cancerian, you are a finalist for our "Most Resourceful and Successful Survivor of the Year" trophy. And if you take a brief trip to hell in the next two weeks, you could assure your victory. But wait! Let me

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be more exact: "Hell" is an incorrect terminology; I just used it for shock effect. The fact is that "hell" is a religious invention that mischaracterizes the true nature of the realm of mystery, shadows and fertile darkness. In reality, the nether regions can be quite entertaining and enriching if you cultivate righteous attitudes. And what are those attitudes? A frisky curiosity to learn truths you have been ignorant about; a brave resolve to unearth repressed feelings and hidden yearnings; and a drive to rouse spiritual epiphanies that aren't available when you're in the trance of everyday consciousness.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22): In my astrological opinion, you need and deserve big doses of fun, play, pleasure and love. Amusement and enchantment, too. As well as excitement, hilarity and delight. I trust you will schedule a series of encounters and adventures that provide you with a surplus of these necessary resources. Can you afford a new toy or two? Or a romantic getaway to a sanctuary of adoration? Or a smart gamble that will attract into your vicinity a stream of rosy luck? I suggest that you be audacious in seeking the sweet, rich feelings you require.

Has some of your brilliance been suppressed or denied?

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22): December will be Home Enhancement Month for you Virgos. Get started immediately! I'll offer tips for how to proceed and ask you to dream up your own ideas. 1. Phase out decor or accessories that no longer embody the style of who you have become. 2. Add new decor and accessories that will inspire outbreaks of domestic bliss. 3. Encourage everyone in your household to contribute creative ideas to generate mutual enhancement. 4. Do a blessing ritual that will raise the spiritual vibes. 5. Invite your favorite people over and ask them to shower your abode with blessings.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22): Libran songwriter and producer Kevin MacLeod has composed over 2,000 pieces of music—and given all of them away for free. That's why his work

is so widespread. It has been featured in thousands of films and millions of YouTube videos. His composition "Monkeys Spinning Monkeys" has been played on TikTok over 31 billion times. (PS: he has plenty of money, in part because so many appreciative people give him free-will donations through his Patreon page.) I propose we make him your inspirational role model in the coming weeks and months, Libra. How could you parlay your generosity and gifts into huge benefits for yourself?

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21): According to my grandmother, I have such a mellifluous voice that I should have pursued a career as a newscaster or DJ on the radio. In eighth grade, my science teacher admired my work and urged me to become a professional biologist. When I attended Duke University, my religious studies professor advised me to follow his path. Over the years, many others have offered their opinions about who I should be. As much as I appreciated their suggestions, I have always trusted one authority: my muses. In the coming weeks and months, Scorpio, you may, too, receive abundant advice about your best possible path. You may be pressured to live up to others' expectations. But I encourage you to do as I have done. Trust your inner advisors.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21): I invite you to get a head start on formulating your New Year's resolutions. January 1 is a good time to instigate robust new approaches to living your life, but the coming weeks will be an even better time for you Sagittarians. To get yourself in the mood, imagine you have arrived at Day Zero, Year One. Simulate the feeling of being empty and open and fertile. Imagine that nothing binds you or inhibits you. Assume that the whole world is eager to know what you want. Act as if you have nothing to prove to anyone and everything to gain by being audacious and adventurous.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19): There was a long period when many popular songs didn't come to a distinct end. Instead, they faded out. The volume would gradually diminish as a catchy riff repeated over and over again. As you approach a natural climax to one of your cycles, Capricorn, I recommend that you borrow the fade-out as a metaphorical strategy. In

my astrological opinion, it's best not to finish abruptly. See if you can create a slow, artful ebb or a gradual, graceful dissolution.

Assume that the whole world is eager to know what you want.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18): When he was young, Aquarian musician and sound engineer Norio Ohga wrote a critical letter to the electronics company now known as Sony. He complained in detail about the failings of their products. Instead of being defensive, executives at the company heeded Ohga's suggestions for improvement. They even hired him as an employee and ultimately made him president of the company at age 40. He went on to have a stellar career as an innovator. In the spirit of the Sony executives, I recommend that you seek feedback and advice from potential helpers who are the caliber of Norio Ohga. The information you gather in the coming weeks could prove to be highly beneficial.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20): What would your paradise look and feel like? If you could remake the world to suit your precise needs for maximum freedom, well-being and inspiration, what changes would you instigate? Now is an excellent time to ponder these possibilities, Pisces. You have more ability than usual to shape and influence the environments where you hang out. And a good way to rouse this power is to imagine your ideal conditions. Be bold and vivid. Amuse yourself with extravagant and ebullient fantasies as you envision your perfect world.

HERE'S THE HOMEWORK: What do you really want but think you shouldn't want? Can you find a loophole? {in}

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SUSPICION CONFIRMED Customs officials at the Lima, Peru, airport spotted something unusual about a man boarding a flight on Nov. 8, The New York Times reported. The unnamed 28-year-old, a citizen of South Korea, was returning home with a planned stopover in France, but he was notable because of his extremely swollen stomach, officials said. When asked to lift his shirt, he revealed a creepy, crawly cargo: 320 tarantulas, 110 centipedes and nine bullet ants. Each bug had its own plastic bag, all of which were attached to two girdles wrapped around the man's body. The 35 adult tarantulas were each about the size of a human hand. All the bugs are native to the Amazon region of Peru, said Walter Silva, a government wildlife specialist. He added that the discovery was "part of the illegal wildlife trafficking that moves millions of dollars." The tarantulas are on the country's endangered species list. The man was arrested with charges pending.

FIELD REPORT Norwegian fisherman Harald Engen got a message on Nov. 11 that his 32-foot boat's trawl nets had snagged something most unusual, the Anchorage Daily News reported. Turns out the USS Virginia, a 377-foot nuclearpowered submarine, had been chugging away from Tromso, Norway, with a Norwegian Coast Guard vessel escorting it, when its propellers became entangled with the nets. As a result, the Coast Guard had to cut the nets to free the submarine. They assured Engen that he would be reimbursed for his nets.

CAN'T POSSIBLY BE TRUE KSNW-TV reported on Nov. 17 that Gina Morgan and her husband, Ronnie, felt double the bad luck when they both struck a deer while driving. Not such a weird occurrence near Wichita, Kansas—but Gina and Ronnie hit the SAME deer while driving in different directions. "We were in two different vehicles, driving in two different directions, and we managed to hit the same deer," Gina explained. "It was just at the point where the sun had gone down." Damage to Gina's car was estimated at $6,000; Ronnie's car had a push bar, so it sustained less impact.

GIMME A SIGN Transportation workers in Boulder, Colorado, had to go out on Nov. 19 to take down some "freelance" road signs that had mysteriously appeared in the city, 9NewsTV reported. The signs, which appeared in four different locations, warned drivers to "Get Off Your Damn Phone" and "Don't Kill Any Kids Today," along with other messages. Boulder Police spokesperson Dionne Waugh said the signs are professionally made and installed, but officials don't know who put them up. "I'm guessing that it's a concerned citizen that is kind of fed up with the behavior they're seeing in their neighborhoods," said police commander Darren Fladung. He suggested there are more appropriate ways to get those messages out.

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LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGE Why settle for a middleman when you can confess your sins straight to Jesus Christ himself? Worshippers at St. Peter's Church in Lucerne, Switzerland, are baring their souls to a hologram Jesus powered by AI, the Daily Mail reported on Nov. 20. And already, at least two-thirds of the people who have received the image's grace have called it a "spiritual" experience. "Though it's a machine, it gave me so much advice," one person said—like, "Your task is not to judge, but to accompany with love." The AI Jesus can even speak 100 different languages. It was trained at the Lucerne University of Applied Sciences and Arts using the New Testament.

IT'S COME TO THIS Sweden's minister for gender equality and work life, Paulina Brandberg, has spoken in the past about her extreme phobia of bananas, The Guardian reported on Nov. 14. But recently leaked emails have made clear just how far her staff will go to protect her from the yellow fruits. For instance, staff will specify that "no traces of bananas must be in the room" before she arrives. Brandberg said she was getting professional help with her phobia, but Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson backed her up: "I am disturbed when a hardworking cabinet minister is almost reduced to a phobia and people make fun of it."

RECENT ALARMING HEADLINE Passengers aboard an American Airlines flight from Milwaukee to Dallas on Nov. 19 went full-on MacGyver with an unruly Canadian passenger, ABC7-TV reported. While the plane was in flight, the passenger asked a flight attendant to open the cabin door; when his request was denied, he became agitated. He allegedly rushed toward the door, striking the flight attendant, before other passengers subdued him, eventually duct-taping his wrists and ankles and laying him on his stomach on the floor. Airport police and FBI personnel met him at the gate and took him for a medical evaluation.

WEIRD SCIENCE University of Richmond professor and neuroscientist Kelly Lambert has been training rats to drive tiny cars since 2019, the New York Post reported. "Unexpectedly, we found that the rats had an intense motivation for their driving training, often jumping into the car and revving the 'lever engine' before their vehicle hit the road," Lambert said. She and her fellow scientists concluded that the rats' excitement was a Pavlovian response to treats and operating the vehicles—but even when the treats were removed, they were ready to put the pedal to the metal. "They remind us that planning, anticipating and enjoying the ride may be key to a healthy brain," Lambert said. {in}

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