Tales from the crypt 046 (03 1955),tales from the crypt v2 009 (2008),tales from the crypt v2 011 (2 by Insainment

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GRUESOME THREESOME is now a REVOLTING FOURSOME, as 'THE CRYPT OF TERROR" joins with "TH VAULT OF HORROR, THE HAUNT OF FEAR? mo TALES FROM THE CRYPT * TO BRING YOU HEAPING HELPINGS OF HORROR in the OFT-IMITATEO E.C. TRADITION. I trust you'll BE AMPLY S/CKENEl LATEST COLLECTION of CADAVEROUS CAVOR TINGS, as Of NOW. all IS at PEACE at the EC

BY THIS

OFFICES, but x EXPECT TROUBLE whin THE VAULT- KEEPER mo THE OLD W/TCH realize that

Â£ NOW, HAVE TWO MUCK-MA6S TO THEIR ONE / OH, WELL, THERE'S NO USE SLAUGHTERING YOUR CHICKENS BEFORE YOU COME TO THE BURNED BRIDGES so, COME into THE CRYPT OF TERROR AND YOUR HOST in HOWLS AND HEAVES YOUR CRYPT-KEEPER will launch my NEW NAUSEATING NEWSPRINT- NARCOTIC with the BLOOD-CURDLING. SPINE-TINGLING YELP- YARN I Call:

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Chester wayne truooeo tremulously along the macadam roao LEADING FROM PLAINSVILLE. HIS HIGH* POWERED RIFLE WAS REAO% HIS NERVOUS FINGER ON THE TRI68ER. ABOVE, A FULL ROUNO MOON THREW A PALE U8HT ON THE COUNTRYSIDE, SILHOUETTING EACH SHAOOWY BUSH INTO AN OMINOUS CROUCHING FIGURE. AROUND HIM EACH FAINT WHISPER OF WIND WARNEO. "QO BACK? GO BACK?*.^ X SWORE OVER MAMIE'S NAKED BONES I'D SETrnt ONE who D/D\t to her. I've got to -r keep TRriNSf ive sot to:. ^

THINKING OF MAMIE MADE CHESTER MAO ANO OROVE HIM ON. HE WAS ROUNOIN6 A TURN WHEN HE SAW (T NOT FORTY FEET AHEAD. HE STOPPED ABRUPTLY AND CALLEO OUT TO THE BLACKCLOAKED HULK IN THE SHALLOW ROAD^

SIOE DITCH.

WHO WHO'S THERE

The startleo creature turned FROM ITS HUMAN PREY. A CLAMMY SWEAT BROKE OUT ON CHESTER WHEN HE SAW THE HAIRY FACE, THE BLOOO DRIPPING FROM ITS LIPS AND CHIN... GAGGGf ON, LORD*

The werewolf bareo its fangs AT THE HUNTER ANO SNARLED. CHESTER DROPPEO TO ONE KNEE THREW THE RIFLE TO HIS SHOULDER AND SOUEEZEO THE TRIGGER. A HOLLOW- NOSED .SS SHRIEKED ACROSS THE ROAD AFTER THE NOW- FLEEING BEA$Iâ&#x20AC;&#x17E;

W/T HIT HIM 1 FOR MAMIE < 1 RIP HIM OPENf M.

Loath to look upon the gory remains that lay in the DITCH, CHESTER WAS NEVERTHELESS DRAWN TOWARD THEM AS THOUGH BY SOME MAGNET OF MORBIDITY. HE APPROACHED ON TREMBLING LEGS.. LOOKED. .THEN RECOILED IN HORROR AT THE SIGHT OF B ARE BON E ANO RAW, HALF-EATEN FLESH... chcki .

He was numb with horror, halfBLINO WITH RAGE AS HE BLASTED AWAY AT THE DISAPPEARING MONSTER TILL THEJIAGAZINE WAS EMPTY ANO THE HAMMER CLICKED OEAO ON THE EMPTY RIFLE CHAMBER.

MISSED

HIM. .

SOB.

MAMIE

MISSED.

The MEN IN MARLEY'S TAVERN LEAPED TO THEIR FEET AS CICSTER BURST THROUGH THE DOOR, HEADED FOR THE BAR. THEY SAW THE RIFLE AND THE LOOK ON HIS FACE AND THEY KNEW. .

Chester tossed off a double BOURBON ... AND WHILE IT WAS STILL BURNING OOWN.HE PANTED OUT THE TERRIBLE OETAILS OF HIS HARROWIN6 EXPERIENCE.

THIS TIME, CHET?

^—^M

7* FARMER

T QUICK, FRANK? J POUR ME SOME-

has A PLACE THREE MILES

TELL US WHO

WHO.. .WHO WAS

WAS/ WEVE

ALL GOT

thin' STRAIGHT'

OUT.. .SEEN HIM IN TOWN... NICE BUY.. OU/ET. HE'S GONNA

BE OUIETA LONS,

LONGTIME now... LIKE MY MAMIE'

At FIRST THE MEN EXCHANGED GUILTY GLANCES OF RELIEF, BUT AFTER A FEW MOMENTS OF BRCOCHNG SILENCE, PAUL MYERS CLIMBED ONTO A TABLE ANO SHOUTED. . . THAT MAKES FIVE VICTIMS IN A MANY MONTHS. ANO WHY/ AIN'T WE PAYIN’ FOR PROTECTION IN THIS ROTTEN TOWN? ALL WE GET FROM MAYOR HANSON IS PROMISES DO WE WAIT TILL THAT WEREWOLF GRABS SOMEONE CLOSE TO US BEFORE WE MAKE HANSON DO .

SOMETH!N6ff

it ALREADY \ THAT gives you SOT SOMEONE MORE RIGHT TO CLOSE TO ME TELL THE MAYOR PAUL? MY / OFF, CHET. YOU LEAD THE WAY Mb WE'LL WIFE I

MAMIE ' / BACK YOU UR f

Fifteen minutes later, mayor cLWOOD HANSON WAS AWAKENED BY SHOUTS OF HIS NAME. HE LEANED UNEASILY FROM THE BEDROOM WIN-

Soon, his portly pajama-clad figure wrappeo in a silken robe, THE OISNIFIED MAYOR OF PLAIN3-

OOW OF IS COLONIAL HOME AND LOOKED 00 WN AT THE ANGRY C R OWD

VILLE STOOD BEFORE HIS TOWNSPEOPLE, LISTENING TO THE FRIGMT-

FUL NEWS.

PLEASE, GENTLEMENf/TMENC£l*f£ MY WIFE IS ASLEEP? J ON DOWN, -< «, -rmk, MAY °”?

^ I'LL

FAT LOT OF GOOD THATLL DO, MAYOR? WHAT ABOUT

THE

PROTECTION YOU PROMISED US?

WHAT CAN I

WAYNE

X DO, MR.

FOR

ONE

THING, THIS FIENDISH

ATTACK TOOK PLACE OUTSIDE Of TOWN. .

T/ON '

-vA.A

MY WIFE'S BODY WAS RAVAGEO R/SHT HERE

to his

THE MORN.

VMORE WE WANTON? than 1

WIDOW

WHAT'RE ' YOU GOING

ON THE STREETS OF WORDS, MAYOR' TO DO -< ABOUT IT, a* Y PLAINSVILLEf ,

BEYOND MY JURlSDIC

TERRIBLE / TERRIBLE f SEND OFFICIAL CON-

DOLENCES

HANSON?

Mayor

man son tried to pacify

PLEASE

;

gentle- jSILVER.'

WAS VERY ADEPT AT SELF.

/ DON'T GET

MEN! NOW, MR.

WAYNE, YOU SAY

WELL, I MIGHT HAVE

AT THI9 WEREWOLF... / JJ'JL .

THEY

LEAD

WERE SILVER NOT SILVER.

BULLETS, OFCOURSE *

KNOWN

SOMEONE WOULD GO OFF HALFCOCKED! MY DEAR MR. WAYNE... IF YOU'D TAKEN THE TROUBLE TO READ UP ON WEREWOLVES.AS HAVE, YOU'D KNOW THAT ONLY A S/LYER BULLET CAN KILL A j WEREWOLF.* ^

YOU, MAYOR.

YOU FIRED SEVERAL^ I USED HOLS/LYER BULLETS ) LOW- NOSED THEYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;RE LIKE

DUM-DUMS...

The mayor WENT BACK INTO

HIS STATELY HOME, THE CROWD DISPERSED, AND CHESTER WAYNE JOINED PAUL MYERS AND

CHICK, ROGERSJN A

THERE NEVER

6-- 0 0MYJ ESSION WAS A MAN BETTER AT

HOT SPOT MAYOR HANSON

SQUIRMIN' OUT OF A

AT MARLEY'S TAVERN...

THAN

will BE

WORRYING ABOUT

fr=

I'LL WELCOME ANYONE OF YOU TO MY L/BRANY WHO'D CARE TO

INFORM HIMSELF QNTwtHAB/TS OF THE L YCANTHROPE. MEANWHILE, MY FELLOW CITIZENS, BE

CALM

C ESTE R WAY

and.

GOOD-NIGHT

. .

E SRI M A CEP.

WE ARE * WE HAVE TIME... A WHOLE BEFORE THE NEXT FULL MOON. WE CAN START MELTIN' DOWN S/LYER COINS * WE

r YES,

MONTH

BULLETS! can BE READY the NEXT TIME THAT WEREWOLF SHOWS HIMSELF...

io MOST OF THE PEOPLE OF PLAINSVILLE LIVED OREAD OF THE COMING FULL MOON.. AND THE NIGHT IT ARRIVED. EVERYONE STAYED BEHIND LOCKED DOORS ANO 9HUTTERED WINDOWS. ONLY CLARA HANSON, THE MAYOR'S WIFE, VEN TURED OUT TO VISI T HER AGED ANO AILING MOTHER , l^-LLL'j^r rvE GOT to BE RUNNING ALONG, mama WHAT ELSE

ELWOOD

PATRONIZINGLY. ..

FOR

ME* PROMISE you'll TAKE IT EASY

The crowd fell silent with EMBARASSMEN^ FOR NO MAN WISHED TO ADMIT IGNORANCE TO HIS NEIGHBOR. MAYOR HANSON SMILEO

COULD I DO THIS IN

WHEELCHAIR, CLARA?

HOUSE TO THE HANSON HOME. CLARA WALKED, UNAFRAU UNTIL SHE SAW THE FULL YELLOW MOON HANGING HIGH ABOVE THE VILLAGE SQUARE... tpST

FAN

ClAR* HANSON HURRIED HER

STEPS. FINOIMG SOME LITTLE COMFORT AS The OuiCK CLICKING Of THE DESERTED SI OEM ALA KEPT TIME WITH THE RAPID SEATING Of *«R RACING HEART SHE ’0 ONL» ONE BLOC* FROM HOME. * HEN SHE HEARD THE TERRIFYING SNARL SHE SPUN AROUNO INO TO ICE IN HER VEINS .

Her attempted scream came forth as no MORE THAN AN ASTHMATIC WHEEZING SQUEAL. THE FLESH-STARVEO BEAST SPRANG... SINNING ITS GLEAMING FANGS INTO HER THROBBING THROAT. . RIPPING IT OPEN. . . FOUNTAININ8 THE 8LOOO OVER ITS HAIRY FACE.. .INTO ITS RED BOILING EYES...

JUST ACROSS THE SQUARE, IN MARLEY * TAVERN, CHESTER WAYNE AND PAUL MTERS WERE FORTIFYING SELVES AT THE BAR.. f» 1

WE RE READY FOR 'IW TIME, FRANK' YEPf GOT

SHYER BULLETS OU^lFiES...

THA'S

RIGHT

\ HMMPHf FAT LOT OF GOOO TOU'RC

FRANKS /DOIN'

TALKIN’

ABOUT

HERE/ IF YOU’RE AETER him,

»Oin'

SO/

YOU'RE

SCARED. THEN

ADMIT IT ako QUI T BULL IN*

Sheepishly..THEY PICKED UP THEIR SILVER-8ULLETLOAOED CARBINES AND STALKEO FROM THE TAVERN. ACROSS THE SOUARE. THEY GOT NO FURTHER THAN WHERE THE GHASTLY SKELETON OF CLARA HANSON LAY IN A POOL OF CONGEALING GORE, HER BLOOD SOAKED CLOTHES STREWN ABOUT. ' ^-gi "

—

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Mayor hanson was plainly troubled when he FACED THE TWO WHITE -FACED MEN ACROSS THRES HOLD. .

—

TOO LATE/

c ‘MOM/ let's get THE MAYOR. - Er * Mi 'E hiu SEE FOR

mmself.'

HIS

STRUCK ASAIHI* OH. LORD no.' MO/ I just PHONED MY MOTHERIM- LAW/ CLARA hasn’t COME

HOME

\RAUL!

fl ^ mm .

YEAH/ I M YHINKltf THE

SAME

THIHSf

rou BETTER SE T

DRESSED.

MAfCR'

WOMAN

At last the mayor arose ano

CLARA...'Tall that jCARRYIN ON

^^HER none... /

BODIED MAN

HIM ALONE,

this

TOWN

NOW.

REMEMBER

' '

MIDNIGHT

HUNTING

THE DARK

DANGEROUS BUSINESS, MR. WAYNE.

SAFE

m BE WAITIN6/

*E‘Ll y

.STAY CLOSE TOGETHER and make SURE OF WHAT YOU'RE SHOOTING AT.' WHEN .

YOU

SEE

IT ISN'T

SOMETHING MOVE, MAKE CERTAIN ONE OF YOUR OWN PARTY. PAIR

UP! ONE MAN USE A LIGHT WHILE THE O THER MAN DOES TH E SHOOTING WE OON'T WANT ANY INNOCENT PEOPLE KILLED/

It WAS TWILIGHT WHEN MAYOR HANSON, WEARING a RED SUEDE SHOOTING JACKET AND SCARLET HUNTER'S CAP, CLIMBEO FROM MIS CAR AT THE RENDEZVOUS SP OT FO R HIS GROUP. CHESTER — WAYNE GRINNED. . PIPE THE FANCY OUTFIT ON HIS HONOR, RAUL. YOU COULD SEE IT in A COAL

NEXT FULL MOON

OTHER FOOT/

INTO 6R0UPS COMB THE COUNTRYSIDE! COME THE

on the |

)

AFTER IT'/

paul.'

Within twenty- eight days, every capable man in plainsVILLE HAD RECEIVED A RIFLE AND FIVE SILVER BULLETS. EVERYONE HAD PRACTISED WITH MOVING TARGETS. EVERYONE WAS READY. THE AFTERNOON BEFORE THE NIGHT OF THE FULL MOON, HE MEN THRONGED BEFORE MAYOR HANSON'S MAN SION... * £ LL START NOW in groups of 5/*..: IN DAYLIGHT.. SO WE can ACQUAINT ourselves with EACH AREA/ JS&Z .

^ ^

WE'LL HAVE' WE'LL OIVIDE

T leave

CLARA Jwon't help

MINE

will be ARMED / THERE'LL BE SILVER BULLETS FOR ALL f A VI 61L ANTE COMMITTEE, THAT'S what

Tevery man

HIS TEAR-REOPENED ETESBLAZECl

—

STRIPPE O BON ES.._. SOB...

The mayor recognized his wife's CLOTHES AT ONCE. WITH MUCH LOUD WAILING AND ANGUISHED SOBS, HE FELL ACROSS HER FLESR.-

X'D RATHER BE than SORRY. . .

When oarkness came.tne men were alert AND JUMPY/ MATT STEVENS, WITH HIS 6R0UP IN TOWN, SAW A SUSPICIOUS FIGURE, SCREAMED OUT AFTER IT. AND BEGAN SHOOTING... CUT THAT OUT, matt/ SAID TO MAKE

SURE WHAT

SHOOTING AT/

Luckily, matt's shots

WELL.WHAT'oJl AIN'T SHO you RUN -/ SOUSED I'M FOR IF YOU / GONNA BE A AREN'T < S/TT/N' DUCK THE WERE-] WHEN SHOMCONE

WOLE? J'-OPENSH UP „

were

Meanwhile, mayor hanson and HIS PARTY‘0 SURROUNDED A STRANGE OLD WOMAN WALK INC ALON6 A LONELY PARK ROAD. -|

THE FIGURE TURNED OUT TO BE A FAMILIAR DRUNK THEY ALL KNEW WELL. 1

WILD,

HOLD ON,

a CHANCE BEING OUT TONIGHT' r BETTER LET US

SEE YOU

HOME/

I DON'T

NEED

MAYOR'

MAYBE YOU'VE

WHO SATS THE 'GOT SOMETHING WEREWOL E ‘S < THERE, M Y ERS. I

LADY, YOU'RE TAKING

GOT TO BE A MAN9

HADN'T THOUGHT THIS i OF a FEMALE '

I'VE SEEN QUEER DAME AROUND I NEVER L/KED HER LOOKS f

t'be

SEED home'

AIN’T SNEERED.'

WEREWOLF I

^^ME.MATT SHTEVENS'

Mayor hanson and paul myers revealed THE ORY TO THE O THERS OF THEIR PARTY.

their

HOW CAN WeTwE'LL TAKE HER BACK TO MY ^ IF SHE IS THE PLACE? I HAVE THAT BOOK? WEREWOLF? IT TELLS HOW TO REC06NIZE

WELL,

TELL r

)

A WEREWOLF.. . EVEN SHUMAN FORM?

YwrW

THE OLD MAO FOUGHT THEM AS THEY TRIED TO PUSH HER IN. SHE EVEN BJT PAUL 'S H AND. . OWWRT THE DIRTY I AIN’T QO/N'.' YOU

Paul solved the problem, he swung his rifle- butt, clouting the old woman across the sioe of h er head..

Cain't

MAKE

go?

IS KIDNAP P!N6' V" AHH, CLIMB OFF mi WE STILL have no SACK, mayor' ano YOU shouldn't J STEP ON ITf SHE'S HER. our COLD!

THIS. ..THIS

r/W

Krti,,

AFTER ALL

PROOF!

me L

HAVE

HIT

V M

Mayor hanson

ST/LL THINK YOU'RE CRAZY, HANSON 'IN LESS

BOOK ANO COME ) RIGHT OUT' j HOLD HER' THAN THREE MINUTES THE

— m

MOON WILL BE -3k FULL... AND THEN

|Mr

WE'LL

KNOW

FOR SURE '

1*5^

TO THE OARK STOPPED SUODENLY AS HE REACHED THE DOOR. ..AND STARED AT THE GLEAMING EYES BURNING IN THE BLACKNES S BEYOR D

F' rn.

LIBRARY. HE

KILL

THIS

HE SCREAMED...

'ns

BULLETS' THEY UONT a COULDN'T MISS- NOT AT

RANGE

IN THERE IT'S..

THE SILVER

HIM '

;

“

MYGOO?

Mayor hanson moved forward SLOWLY, HIS RIFLE READY. THEN, ALL AT ONCE, HE SAW IT.. THE HAIRY FACETHE GLEAMING FANGS FLASHING FROM BEHIND THE SNARLING CRUEL MOUTH.

WHAT THE-' SOMECNE

He FIRED. POINT-BLANK, AGAIN AND AGAIN. THE VILE FEROCIOUS BEAST JUST STOOD THER E -SNA RLNG AT HIM _ I

into

UT MALL

I'LL GET THE

the

hurried HOUSE, STUMBLING DOWN THE DIMLY

It took him over fifteen minutes TO REACH THE MAYOR S HOUSE BY THAT TIME .THE OLD IN TOWN HAG HAD REVIVED ...

Outside, the men heard the shots and tore for the house ...THE MAYOR STUMBLED TO THE LIBRARY LIGHT SWITCH, FLICKING IT ON. HE SHRIEKED AS THE GL O W FLOODED THE ROOM..

7,4.

,7 .11,,## ''in THERE

Y&A &AAHHHHHff, THE LIBRARY' /ZA^£\\

Mayor elwooo hanson stood before the full-len&th library

mirror, snarling AND SHRIEKING .STARING IOIOTICALLY AT THE BULLET HOLES -N^|j HE'D MAD E W MEN HE'D SHOT AT "IS OW N REFLECT ON

GOOD LORD:

IT‘S

THE

mayor'

HE'S PROBably A T TACKED BY »l ?E*Vi >

w ,

ANO THAT'S THE FIRST SCREAMin my NEW PUTRID PERIODICAL, FIENDS. NATURALLY. THEY SHOT MAYOR WEREWOLF AFTER THAT. IN FACT THEY PUMPED HIM SO FULL OF SILVER BULLETS, ME MAO TO BE LOWERED INTO HIS GRAVE WITH A DERRICK 'THEN A COUPLE OF GRAVE-ROBBERS heard ABOUT THE SILVER ANO .BUT THAT'S

STORY

ANOTHER STORY/ THAT UP

I'll 010

wh, A A" Ff>Vr5*\ ? U,VTKi-li i

HhErigHB

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SOME OTHER TIME. NOW THE VAULT-

KEEPER AWAITS HIS CREEPY

WITH

CONTRIBUTION TO THIS MORBID MESS. I'LL BE BACK. LATER. BYC N0W '

AHEH, HEH? ANO NOW THAT C.K. HAS CURDLED YO UR ANEMIC BLOOD, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR HOST IN THE VAULT OF HORROR. THE VAULT-KEEPER namely, ME... TO ENTERTAIN you with a SPINE- TINGLING, NAUSEATING NOVELETTE from MY CREEP COLLECTION, let's see? Oh... let's NOT SEE? YES' A THIS is a GOOD SORT ONE.' itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s calleo...

The "home- was old ano paint- star veo ano orafty AND BADLY IN NEEO OF REPAIR. THE ROOF LEAKED AND THE WINDOWS RATTLEO AND WERE COVEREO WITH YEARS OF OUST AND GRIME. THE INMATES OF THE HOME WALKEO GRIM-FACEO ANO SILENT THROUGH CRACKED PLASTER HALLS, OR SAT IN DINGY ROOMS ON CRAWLING BEDS. THEY SHIVERED IN THE COLD WHEN WINTtR C AME .. -WHEN THERE WAS NO STEAM TO WARM THE RUSTED RADIATORS.

...AND THEY SWEUEREO IN THE HEAT WHEN SUMME* BURNED.. .WHEN LONG-BROKEN FANS LAY IOLE AND

But they could not SEE the PAINT-PEELED WALLS... THE DIRT CLOUOEO WINOOWS... THE DUSTY AND COB-WEBBED HALLS OF THIS, THEIR HOWE.. -THESE INMATES. THEY COULD NOT SEE THE ROACHES AND THE RATS SCAMPERING ACROSS

THE UNWASHED FLOORS.

AS THIS WAS A "HOME" FOR the BUND. .FOR WRETCHED SOULS who L IVED in worlds of DARKNESS who stared

...

with UNSEEING EYES ATT* MISERY AROUND THEM... AND VETjy/llAND HATED ALL OF IT.

T HEY COULD TOUCH THE STICKY. FILMY COBWEBS...!**. DUST LAYERS COVERING EVERVTHIN8—

IThEV COULD SMELL THE FOUL ODORS OF MILDEW AND PAUL TY PLUMBING AND POOR SANIYA \t/on and negl cr.^Jtt’ - ip -

And they coulo hear OTHER creaturi OTHER creatures of filth that moveo.

For the loss of one sense only tends TO SHARPEN THE OTHERS. TO TUNE THEM MORE FINELY... TO MAKE THEM MORE ACUTE. THE INMATES KNEW BECAUSE THEY COULO TASTE... AND TOUCH... and SHELL ANO HEAR. THEY COULO TASTE THE SPOILED ANO ROTTED FOOD Pl ^cp BEFORE THEM AT MEALTIMES-

T HEY COULO HEAR THE RATS SCAMPERING ANO THE ROACHES CRAWLING AND THE TERMITES BURROWING ANO THE LICE AND BED-BUGS and FLIES and a THOUSANO OTHER CREATURES OF FILTH THAT MOVED-

HEAR HIS ALMOST MANIACAL LAUGHTER CLINKING OF CHAMPAGNE GLASSES .THEY COULD 5UTH-WATERING ODORS OF THE LAVISH

COULD SEE,

HE'D

Wh y LAUNDER SHEETS and BLANKETS AND

Yes, gunner orunwalo had INDEED surrounoeo himselfwttm luxuries... paid tor with the ALLOTMENTS GIVEN HIM TOR EACH BUND INMATE. WHY PAINT and PLASTER DREARY HALLS THAT THEY'D HE COULO HAVE AN AIR-CONDI-

CLOTHES or

OIRT^SMEARS AND SWEAT- STAINS THAT

THEY'D NEVER SEE WHEN HE COULO HAVE A HEATER

NEVER SEE, WHEN

Why crvE

those poor miserable BEAUTY XT THEY

BLIND FOOLS

COULO NOT APPRECIATE BEAUTY? GUNNER GRUNWALO'D FELT THAT WAY? SO HE'D SKIMPED on THE inmates... CUT

CORNERS HERE..

DENIED THERE.. AND WITH the SURPLUS, me'c S upplied HIMSELF WITH BEAUTY.

And

Fine FURNITURE .GOOD BOOKS PLUSH RUSS. EXPENSIVE DRAPES. AN OCCASIONAL EVENING Of FEMALE

For ounncr'd known that ANOTHER SENSE HAD REPLACED THE INMATES' SENSE OF SIGHT... A DEER-SEEDED

COMPANIONSHIP THEY WERE ALL GUNNER'S TO ENJOY. HE'D

SENSE.. .BROMINS EACH DAY. HE'D SEEN IT IN THEIR WEBBED- BLINO EYES, IN THEIR SILENT GRIM FACES. HE'D SEEN THEIR GROWING HATE SO HE'D BOUGHT THE DOG fop PROTECTION .

EVEN BOUGHT A DOS. 00G.

HE'D

HAD

VICIOUS

Q OOP REASON

with the dog at mis sioe. ounncr'd walked SELFCONFIDENTLY before them.knowing that hiss«6ht AND THE OOG'S STRENGTH WOULD KEEP HIM FROM

And

so.he'd been able to CONTINUE to enjoy his FIENOiSH LITTLE AMUSEMENTS. .LIKE TRIPPIN6 HEIPLESS UNSUSPECTING INMATES AS THEY'D TOTTER .

B LINDLY B Y HIM.

( OOOPHf )

fgk

r ’ncMiJ

- OR REM0V/H6 SOMETHING THAT TMEV'o COME TO KNOW WAS THERE

AND

COUNTED OR.

"the

BANNISTER f WHERE'S THE .BA

OR ADDIN6 SOMETHING NEW.

BE:

NG JUST

OWWWWf

MEAN HAM.HAW/J^

"her' HEHf

QHHH..

CHARGES'

YES.GUNNER'D AMUSED HIMSELF WITH HIS WITH HIS INABILITY TO SEE. HE'D BEEN SADISTIC OENIALS. TORTURES. AND HE'D GROWN FAT ON HIS ANO HIS CHARGES HAD SAT IN THEIR WORLD OF OARKNESS and WAITED LISTENING-

GUNNER ... PLEASE f IT'S THE DOB! HE MAKES ME

NERVOUS!

—

I'M

of dogs'

ISTENING FOB THEIR wo.. STAY OUT KYOU

Ugk,

0P/>0ffTUMrK

».| n MklUFD THERE TILL GUNNER

WUL m ..

THROUGH f

-g-f-

I'M SORRY, BABY' HERE, BOY! HERE!

AFRAID

r*m*m

and TON/SHT.. their OPPORTUNITY came. DOGGY?

HERE, DOGGY,' HERE'S SOME UEATf

SO THEY LURED THE DOG DOWN INTO THE 0L0 MUSTY CELLAR HOME WITH SOME MEAT-SCRAPS THEY'D SAVEO FROM THEIR SCANT MEALS..

OF THE

HERE, DOGGY/ COME, B

QUICKLY! LOCH)

IH/M UP.TjM

1 A WO THEN THEY WAITED. THEY WAITED FOR GUNNER'S FRIEND OF THE EVENING TO LEAVE .

6 OOO NIGHT' GUNNER J THANK ANO THANKS rou.tn f

^ I

FOR GUNNER TO MISS

BRUTUS'? where ARE YOU! BRUTUS? BRU-

no' PLEASE' BRUTUS, HELP ME' WHERE ARE YOU?^A

»*•

WHAT IS

WHAT 00 YOU WANT?\ GO BACK TO YOUR R00US ALLA TT=r?< OF YO Uh IT?

ANO ORAGGEO HIM TO THE CELLAR TOO...TO ANOTHER WAITING CUBICLE . . .

.. .AND THEN THEY STRUCK/ BUNOLY. UNSEEING. .. THEY SURROUNOEO THEIR HATED ENEMY. .

^ BRurusfrnM

But gunner's only answer was the soft THE 006

THE AOJOINING CUBICLE.

BRUTUS'

THEY'VE

60 T YOU TOO',

GUNNER LISTEN CO TO THE HAMMERING ECHOING THROUGH THE CELLAR. HE LI5TENED TO THEIR WHOLES AND CHATTER, AND HE WONDERED. .

And HE LISTENED AS THE NIGHT PASSED ANO MWN CAME AND THE DOG IN THE CUBICLE NEXT DOOR GREW HUNGRY AND PACED ANO GROWLEO AND SCRATCHED AS ITS STOMACH GNAWED...

FEED BRUTUS, you he'll get wild don't/ he'll be

fools you

WE KNOW, MR. G RUN WALD/

DANGEROUS

i% The day passed and night came AGAIN. GUNNER'S OWN STOMACH ACHED WITH HUNGER. AND STILL THEY HAMMERED ANO SAWEO ANO

The dog

in the next cubicle ALL THAT NIGHT SLOBBER

Dawn came again anothe SECOND DAY PASSED. NEXT DOOR, THE DOG WAS FIGHTING WITH ITSELF, THROWING ITSELF AGAINST THE

THET STOOD BEFORE HIM.. DIRTY, SWEATED, TIRED FROM LONG HOURS OF LABOR... THE INMATES. .. THE BLIND UNSEEING CARPENTERS. GUNNER BUNKED OUT AT .

G UNNER STOOD UP AS THEY OARTEO OPT. HE COULD HEAR THEIR FOOTSTEPS FADE AS THEY ROUNOEO CORNERS AND RAN OOWN LONG CORRIDORS THAT TURNEO _ANO_TWISTED AND DOUBLED BACK. GUNNER STARED. .

THEY BUILT A HAZE A PUZZLE.' I HAVE TO

THEY...

And then gunner saw the gleaming glittering SLIVERS OF STEEL EMBEOOEO IN THE MAZE WALLS HURRY, W GRUSWAL

RAZOR BLADES r JVC. WALLS ARE LiNEO with RAZOR BLADES' ) 'THEY WANT ME TO CUT /SELF'LL

HURRY

F/6URE IT OUT'

Gunner laughed to himself as he STARTED OUT OF HIS CUBICLE... '

THE FOOLS IF I'M CAREFUL I TAKE MY TIME. . I'LL

NEVER HAVE TO TOUCH THE WALLS... JUST WALK SLOWLY LIKE THIS CAR

SOUND BEHIND GUNNER FROZE

Gunner began to run. he hao to

HIS BLOOO' A SNARL AND A SOUEAK

PEACH FREEDOM BEFORE THAT STARVED 006 CAU6HT HIM f HE RAN OOWN THE TWISTING MAZE CORRIOORS. THE SOUNO OF THE LOPING SNARUNG OOG BEHINO HIM

-A POOR OPEN IBS

HE BRUSHED

...

BRUTUS' THtY'YE FREED HIM .TOOf,

OH,

AGAINST THE RAZOR BLAOES SLASHING .

LORD

..LORO

bOPS' WRONG ..

Tt .GUNNER' NOW. HOW 'BOUT 80 TO “/ECES.'krrtn all it's

ALMOST LIKE WELL

KIDDI E3.

BEING BLIND? THAT'S MV

S ICFENIHG -STORT tor this FIRST ISSUE OF C K. S HEW

WAS' NOW

IT'S

W/ VW ly K' iVAI v Rrr/^f

TIME TO CLOSI

THE VAUL T

OF horror and turn you back to him.

as the

PARTS OF A CORPSE SAID WHEN THEY WERE SHIRPEO TO THE

UNDERTAKER If.. “WE'LL SET

TOGETHER i

AGA/H.'“'%'fV

was back-breaking work, but

done. Right away, too.

had to be

was he getting

asking mighty dangerous questions.

Dan Gret knew,

urgent, right

now,

coming

grown

crop!

up and surveyed

straightened

his

work

His eyes popped: one of

a critical eye.

Emily’s hands was sticking up out of the

Emily

soil!

for

sense in leaving a mur-

dered wife around for the law to

with

was

to dispose of

he was plowing

in this field

spring planting.

rid of this devil he’d

hate ... he was also helping to fertilize the

couldn’t risk hid-

ing the body of his wife in the cellar any longer . . . one of the farm hands might accidentally stumble over the corpse and start

lunged forward

and heard, with

dread, the sound of voices approaching. Those

bums who worked

find!

for

him were coming

across the field in his direction!

Dan

over

Gret heard the farm hands chattering the next

field

Dan Gret sprang

he’d have to bawl

'em out about time.

But

all this

at the

horsing around on his

moment he was

trouble.

much

The motor

much made

noise that those loafers working for

him wouldn't pay him any mind. And the bulk of the machine had been carefully maneuvered into place so that

acted as a shield

men seeding Dan Gret had re-

between him and the overalled the adjoining acre. This, solved,

was

averted. tell-tale

of the idling plow

toward the droning plow.

the machine sideways just a directly over Emily’s

the danger of the

into the earth,

but that had been taken care of without

...

moment

body

could be

first

he’d been worried about the noise his shovel

would make as he burrowed

move

he could

few feet ... set

too busy try-

ing to gouge a hole in the ground.

under as

turned once, to look back at the

mound

him'.

and his foot

His arms

flailed

out from

slid

the air frantically

tried to regain his balance:

his

crashed sharply against the gear lever.

plow bling

started immediately to

swing

because of the

circle,

in a

hand

The rum-

way he had

cramped the steering wheel. In motionless horror he saw the glittering blades bearing

down on him!

to be a private Burial!

Dan Gret

Then the

screeched in alarm.

razor-sharp metal slashed through his flesh

Dan Gret managed

qrouched low, in the shadow of

the plow.

stretching out full length,

to tug the corpse

from behind the

grumbling machine and nudge makeshift grave. There would be

into the

less

foot of dirt blanketing Emily’s body

the ponderous steel crunched over his

writhing body ... the huge wheels groaned over him so that he was drenched

in his

own

gushing bloocf

than a

but

By the time the farm-hands reached him,

soon as the hired hands got a day off he’d

the corpse. Within a few weeks the seeds’d be

Dan Gret was slashed almost beyond recognition. With gaping wonder the hired men stared down at Dan Gret’s corpse buried

sprouting and the

alongside that of his wife Emily, in the gory,

hurry back and dig a good deep hole to house

ous bloom.

field

Dan Gret

would burse

into furi-

grinned as he patted

the last shovelful of dirt into place.

Not only

blood spattered grave. plot!

was

a real family

umofi.

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HERE'S HOW ONE FAILURE {MISERABLE LIFE INTO A

The police surgeon inserted the hollow needle into Elmer's arm and seconds later the sodium PENTOTHAL SOLUTION WAS FLOWING INTO HIS BLOOOSTREAM, TAKING ITS EFFECT. ELMER S SHRILL MANIACAL LAUGHTER FADED INTO A WHEEZING GASP THE RABID FURY OF HIS CONVULSIVE STRUGGLING SUBSIDCO INTO HELPLESS EXHAUSTION. TMe THREE BRAWNY POLICEMEN RELAXED THEIR HOLO THEN. AND MOPPCO THEIR SLUMPED LIMPLY ON THE SHABBY SOFA, HIS FLACCIO FACE CHAINED EYES WERE GLAZED ANO STARING NOW. ME

'MAYBe WE COULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY TOGETHER

OUR

'SURE YOU WONDERED,' 7

ONE

I SHOULO HAVESAIO, "NO THANK BUT I SAW NO HIDOtN TRAP AT THE MOMENT. AND WHEN .EXUDING GOOD WILL, MR. WALLACE OFFERED ME HIS HANOJ CLASPED IT GRATEFULLY. /

WELL, SON.. .WE’VE GOT THOUS. ) A SURPRISE/ WE RE / WHY, MR.1 GIVING YOU A START ON/ WALLACE.'] A HOME OF YOUR HARDLY,

‘NOW THAT I THINK BACK, IT SEEMS THAT IDA MUST HAVE KNOWN ALL

YOU.'*

/LI

OWN? ONE THOU-} KNOW what < SAND DOLLARS A. to SAY ...)

JUST 'bCqOODtoJ'th-THANR ,

MY OAUGHTER, A. YOU, SIR. ELMER. ..AND BE

THE TIME. BUT THAT NIGHT; SHE RAN TO HER FATHER, THREW HER ARMS AROUND HIS NECK, AND WEPT FOR JOY.

.' .

OH DADDr.' DADD Y.

YOU'RE so

WON-

DERFUL

TO US...JFICE TO GIVE Y0U AND euier -

HAPPY

For an ecstatic two weeks.ida and i house HUNTED. WE FOUND THIS PLACE. . .SMALL, COMFORTABLE, A DREAM COTTAGE. THE DOWN PAYMENTS FURNISHING THE PLACE EMPTIED MY BANK ACCOUNT, BUT X WAS BLISSFULLY HAPPY. THE SUNOAY AFTER WE MOVED

WALLACES CAME TO SEE OUR NEST. .' ’you REMEMBER I SAIO MIN AND J THE UNDERI WERE MAKING A SACRIFICE 7" POINT, IN, THE

STAND, MR. WALLACE...

TO HELP YOU GET STARTED YOUR OWN HOME, ELMER.

^ \v

THE POINT IS, ELMER. WE HAO TO GO INTO HOCK TO GET THAT"

THOUSAND

DOLLARS FOR YOU. AND THEN MY BUSINESS SLOWEO DOWN, AND.. V RIGHT NOW. WHAT WITH WHAT I TT-. »imt owe... i...x i PB .

it’s

worth'',

rANYSACRIOUR CHILDREN

PROPER START

r-WELL, WE'RE

HAVING T TROUBLE

WARING

ENDS WEET, Elmer'

‘

HERBERT' / GET TO

THE POINTY

I WAS BEING TAKEN FOR A WELL-PLANNED RIDE.. AND MY LOVING BRIDE HAD THE STEERING WHEEL IN HER

OWN LITTLE CLUTCHING HANDS../ WE CAN'T LET MOTHER AND OADDY

HAVE UNTIL THINGS ARE rr'-r" "re Turn-

WHAT WE

‘That was the first faint rumbling of the tempest YET TO COME. THE WALLACES GAVE UP THEIR APARTMENT AND MOVEO IN WITH US. IDA WAS A MOST GENEROUS DAUGHTER../

SUFFER. .NOT AFTER ALL THEY’VE DONE FOR US ,CAN WE, dear? tell \ THEM THEY'RE WELCOME TO SHARE .

THAT'S

THAT'S RIGHT/'

COURSE/J

IN HERE, mother W RIGHT THEM OUR LET

CLOSER

(ITS

and daddy' we’ll HAVE ROOM, ELMER. IT'S TO THE BATHROOU. and SINCE ] ONLY TEMPORARY <t—

BEL live

‘

INCOME.

CAN'T AFFORD A T.V SET, MR. WALLACE. NOT EVEN A SMALL-

BUT,

SCREEN SET

y THAT'S I )

GRATITUDE'

GIVE YOU

$1000

FOR A HOME. ANC YOU EXPECT ME TC

ME, I'M GRATEFUL.. BUT THEN A F£W THAT MONEY WAS JUST ENOUGH TO LET MOPE DOLLARS ME 00 INTO DEBT FOB THE NEXT TWENTY J A MONTH WON'T YEARS. SADOLEO WITH A MORTGAGE. I'VE HURT.' TELL YOU got PAYMENTS TO MEET... ON THAT.. J WHATf I'LL AN 0 THE OTHEB FURNITURE... AND «. PUT THE TEN BUCKS DOWN ON THE

T EMPORARY, SHE SAID? BUT BEFORE 1 KNEW it. THEY'D BEEN THERE FIVE WEEKS. 1 COULD JUST ABOUT MANAGE TO MEET MY BILLS. IF THERE WEREN'T OTHER DEMANDS ON MY SMALL

’

PUPN/SN IT, TOO

T.V. SET.'

'Months went YOU'LL SEE, ELMER' WITH WHAT YOU SAVE ON LAUNDRY FOR THE FOUR OF US. THIS WASHING MACHINE WILL PAY ITSEL F '

W FOR^^M,

by, my buroen GREW AND WEIGHED UPON ME LIKE A MILLSTONE. ONE OAY Z FOUND THE COURAGE TO TALK TO IDA..' I LIKE TOUR FOLKS, IDA,

WSUPPORTINGf*

SUPPORTING THEM FOR

AFTER WHAT

BUT I CAN’T ^ GO ON

THEY'VE \

DONE.'

WHAT A LOATHSOME WAY TO REPAY THEM FOR THEIR

GENEROSITY F

YOU'RE BLAMING MOTHER AND DADDY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A

GOOD PROVIDER,

you might AS WELL KNOW IT, ELMER I’M NOT SATISFIED...HOT AT ALL SATISTHOUGHT YOU HAD AMBb I THOUGHT YOU'D BO PLACES ...GET AHEAD IN THE

FIED. Z

T/ON/

WORLO. INSTEAD, YOU'RE IN

Ida spoke bitterly and loudly._louo enough for HER PARENTS TO HEAR. THEY ACCEPTED IT AS AN INVITATION TO JOIN HER FIERCE HARANGUE,.,'

SOMETIMES I wish ioa HADN'T.. .RILL, I’O BETTER NOT SAY WHAT I'M THINKIN6f

I THOUGHT YOU HAD GUTS, SON? I THOUGHT WANT TO GET 1

YOU'D

AHEAD?

STUCK

A POOR RAYING JOB

‘Driven MORE BY OESPERATION AND OEBT THAN BY THEIR SCORN, I FINALLY GATHERED THE COURAGE TO ASK MY BOSS. MR. BENTLY, FOR A RAISE. BUT THE MIN' UTE I ENTERED HIS PLUSH OFFICE. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO

TALK TO

I... I

DIDN'T

REAL HE. MR YOU ABOUT YOUR WORK, PRESTON, YOU'VE BEEN GETTING CARE\ BENTLY? I'M SORRY.

LESS

LATELY... SLOPPY...

VERY SLOPPY

^*1

oo GETTER THE FUTURE? I a

SIR'I'LL IN

| PROMISE.*

f 'I H AO UNCORKED A DAM BY COMPLAINING AGAINST IDA'S FOLKS, ANO FROM THAT DAY ON. A SPITEFUL TORRENT OF CRITICISM POURED THROUGH

‘...ANO

I'O

ALWAYS GET THE SAME

I'D FORCE MYSELF TO EAT, ANO THE JASTELESS FOOD WOULD SOUR ON THF WAY DOWN '

’

RESPONSE...*

IWU-DIDN'T.

GOOD

LORD,

MAH'

>—

DON’T YOU WANT TO 6ET AHEAD • THIS WORLDff

^./N

llR-SW-BmiWm,

ALL

LIFE I

STAND a FOUGHT TO FAILURE *JlljGET AHEAD...

' SuODENLY THERE'O BE A VIOLENT CHURNING IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH ANO 1*0 HAVE TO RUN FROM THE ROOM...* GO ONf RUN IF/ WERE SEE /? you try to '<&' IN YOUR SHOES,/ WOULONT TELL HIM SOMETHING I ] WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH FOR H/S OWN GOOD £3 ABOUT MYSELF, EITHER f ANO HE RUNS OFF IN >

YOU'RE A FAILURE, ELMER' I CAN'T >/

HUFFfHVS INSULTED/

DON’T WASTE YOUR BREATH, S HERBERT* YOU CAN’T TURN A

JELLY-FISH INTO A T/SER ,SHAR/f.

ALWAYS SAY*

’I'D MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM. .MOST OF THE TIME ..AND ALL BUT HEAVE UP MY INSIOES-.*

HE'LL

NEVER

AMOUNT TO ANYTHING?

No* DIB THE TORMENT STOP WHEN WE WENT TO BED. IOA WOULD NAG ME TILL SHE WAS HOARSE, AND X'O COVER MT HEAP WITH MV PILLOW. BUT I'O STILL HEAR.' '

ONLY SIXTY-SEVEN MISERABLE PLEASE. 00 L LAPS A WEEP... IN THESE DAYS. \ I'M ASHAMED TOR MOTHER ANO DADDY TO KNOW... BUT OF COURSE THEY DO *

YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU BOUGHT THAT WASHING

HEN I'o HEARD ALL I COULD STAND, I’D HURRY FROM THE LIV-

E VEN A LOCKED DOOR WAS NO GUARANTEE OF PRIVACY.

ING ROOM.,.’

ARE YOU GOING TO STAY IN THERE ALL NIGHT, ELMER? LISTEN.. .ABOUT THE TV. SET?

msEsr

THREADBARE..JUNK?

NEVER MIND, MOTHER ( FROM NOW OH, I'LL 00 THE BUYIN6f WE AFFORD MUCH, MAYBE. BUT WHAT WE DO GET WILL BE THE 4 / j

LONELY THERE,

MACHINE? I TOLD YOU N. BELIEVE ME. IT'LL ITOIDN’T PAY TO BUY CHEAP?] HAVE THAT STINKING WELL, IT'S READY FOR THE TWELVE - NCH -SCREEN T. V. SET FOR JUNKHEAP?

KNOW. THEY KNOW THE KIND OF CLOTHES I WEAR. THEY SEE THE FURNITURE. .

CAN T

’’ll

COMPANY

...

-J

WAS

ING

DOWNTOWN

TODAY. TALK-

TO A DEALER ABOUT A

TRADE-IN ON

LARGER

SCREEN, AND ...

jgn

I OON'T SEE

WHY DADDY.

SHOULD HAVE TO KEEP

P0UND/N6 IT INTO

YOU/ WANT

^ V

YOU SHOULD TO GET AHEAD YOURSELP, ELMER.^®

'This morning, as always, we sat at the break-

’

And

TODAY, for the first TIME IN YEARS,! DIDN'T

"When i got home that night, late for

dinner,

'T HEN, SUDDENLY, THE STORM TORE LOOSE -HOWLING.. .SCREAM

THEY OUST STARED AT ME.. IDA AND MR. WALLACE AND MRS. WALLACE. THE STORM RUMBLEO AROUND-

ME-THUNOER1NG...WILO TEMPEST- FURY

THREATENING ...THREATENING TO BREAK. ..THERE... IN

*1 RAN OUT- BUT NOT TO THE BATH' ROOM THIS TIME. I RAN TO THE KITCHEN -THROUGH THE RAGING STORM. I CAME BACK WITH THE MEAT CLEAVER../

'The storm shrieked BRAIN

Elmer preston stareo straight AHEAD, SMILING. THE WILD GUAM RETURNED TO HIS EYES, AND HE CHOKED OUT MORE WORDS BETWEEN SHORT, HIGH-PITCHED BURSTS OF

WHITE BLINDING LIGHTNING FLASHES EXPLODED. THE BLACK FURY TURNED RED- RED-SPURTING RED AS I SWUNG THE CLEAVER.. .

LAUGHTER.

ELMER

SO YOU SEE, 1...EH.EH..

DID GET AHEAD. AFTER ALL f

And SLOWLY, THE POLICEMEN FOLLOWED ELMER'S WILD GAZE TO THE OINNER TABLE... TO THE NEAT PLACE SETTINGS ... ANO THE PLATES WITh THEIR HARROWING FARE STARING BACK AT THEM...

r HEAD - X — EH, EH... I GOT

THREE HEADS f

YOU were a

PRESTON f

HEH.HEH. A f/llPLE

HIa61B,

EH,'

KIDDIES? SO, IDA AND HER FOLKS DROVE ELMER BATS, BUT THEY WENT OUT ON STRIKES... IN ONE. TWO, THREE ORDER... ALL RIGHT OVER THE PLATE, well, The

REAL SUCCESS, Ifc

OVER NOW, CALLED ON ACCOUNT OF MENTAL STORM f AND YOU AND/ WILL TAKE A RA/NCHECK TILL NEXT WE MEET. HOPE GAME'S

YOU L/KED MY NEW MAG. NOW THE OLD WITCH awaits TO WIHO UP

THE FIEHDISHTIVITIE5. THIS IS ...^ your CRYPT-KEEPER. BIDDING YOU 6000BTE ANO WISHING V0U N0THING BUT the best

u(ij£/r

* \M

[

NIGHTMARES

HEE.HEE/ AND NOV* IT'S WIND-UP SPOT IN WITCH.lS READY TO STIR up HER CRUDDY

THIS TASTY TALE OF TERROR -TREMORS V

THE DELIRIUM

DISH HE

C.IC'S NEW CREEPS COMIC, AND YOUR SHIVER- CHEF, THE OLD CAULDRON and LADLE OUT a LURID L/rCRARY LUNCHEON.

TOLD BY ONE TONY BARRETT. LISTEN, NOW. as HE gasps OUT

CALLS...

Met

I’m TONY BARRETT. I’M NOT A BAD-LOOKIN' GUY I'M YOUNG. TOO THIRTY- FOUR. OKAY. SO HOW COME I COULD SIT AROUND ON A ROT-REEKIN' COUCH, HOLDIH ‘ HANDS with a snaggle-tootheo hag hameo FANNY OGDEN? HOW COME I COULO STAND THE MILDEW-YELLOWED WALL PAPERS.. .THE CRACKEO CEILINGS. THE WHOLE HOUSE STINKIN' LIKE THE INStOE AND THE STINK OF FANNY HERSELF? yeah, THAT'S R/6HTf YOU GOT the PfCTUREfnmi OGDEN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LOADED? ' I...I OH, TONY f I'VE BEEN BEEN MEANIN' T' ASK YOU, FANNY. I JUS’ PRAY/NG YOU'D ASK ME oon't know HOW? x... DREAMING OF IT. BUT I BEEN MEANIN' T' ASK NEVER REALLY BELIEVIN6 YOU IF YOU'LL MARRY YOU WOULD/ OH, YES. TONY/ YES! I WILL MARRY YOU/ “ Ef .

OF A DUG-UP COFFIN..

OMASTbV SURE I WANTED THAT WOEBEGONE WITCH FORA WIFE. I WANTED TO MARRY THE HUNDRED BRAND FORTUNE I'D HEARD ABOUT.. .THE OOUGH HER FIRST HUSBAND had LEFT HER. THE MISERABLE MISER WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE EYERY LAST CENT of \t.:.H!D... THERE- w that foul-smellino FILTHY HOUSE... THEN I GUESS ...CHOKE... THIS CALLS FOR A KISS?

BEEN SO LONS SINCE IVE 8EEN KISSED, TONY?

IT'S

Well, i'll skip the disgustin' DETAILS EXCEPT TO SAY THAT FANNY ICCAME MRS. TONY BARRETT, AND I STARTEO HITTIN'THE BOTTLE TO

BRACE MYSELF AGAINST

LIVIN' WITH

H».y

^"XREN'T

YOU COMING UP. HONEY-SUN? IT'S

’

BUM STEEN FROM

SUT

The

cat

TONY*

/tmBEGINNiN' r TMJNK TVS BEEN A SUCKEN-.tMW.tH' MTSELF WITH

THERE

WKON6 ? 1

(

told Jj

A DRIED-UP WITHEREO EXCUSE ‘ > FOR A FEMALE. I'LL MAKE UP \ > ONE OAY AND FINO OUT THERE

C AIN'T NO HUNOREO B'S...WELL, j ( in A p/S S EYE 1 WILL

So Z WENT UR WTO THE BEDROOM WHERE FANNY SAT WITH THAT STRAGGLY MOP OF HERS UP IN CURLERS. BUT DIDN'T LOOK AT FANNY TWICE. I HEADED FOR THE CLOSET.. FOR MYSUITCASE... / «s SOMETHING

two weeks, i got

HI NTQF

/"'fanny f

I f

first

REAL DISGUSTED. THERE WAS NO THE DOUGH.. ^

—

J AHEAD.

LATE.

After thi

Trouble with drink in' was it USED TO GET ME DOWN. I'D WORRY. WORRY REAL BAP. .( y MAYBE THERE A/NY NO DOUGH MAYBE I GOT .

I'O

YYOU 60

YOU ANO MEf I'M CLEANIN' OUT

TEAM. BABY f

tony I KNOW Tm U6LV ugly and ^OKAY.BABY'l OLD. SUT I'M RICH. I NEVER TOLD OKAY? you YOU, £/£ I? I'VE GOT A LOT OF TALKED ME < MONEY. AND I LOVE you, tony. INTO TTf J AS MUCH AS I CAM. 'RE HANDSOME. Y0UN6. I HAVE JUST A FEW YEANS LEFT STAY W/TH ME ANO MAKE THEM HAPPY YEARS.OEAR, AND WHEN I'M SOME, ALL J THAT MONEY WILL BE YOUNS? .

1 BOUNCED MY SUITCASE ONTO THE BED ANO TOSSED MY CLOTHES INTO IT. MY BRIDE JUMPED UP LIKE A BEE 'D STUNG HER, ANO SHE THREW HER BONEY ARMS AROUNO ME...

vv*

rTONYf PLEASEf DON'T / WE made a MISTAKE LEAVE MEf PLEASE yFON6ET ITf FORGET

ME. fanny?

DON'T..

Well, it turned out there WAS money after all. THE guy'o been RiSHT. so I did my NEST to make FANNY HAPPY. I STAYED BUT I WONDERED WHAT SHE LIVED ON, IF SHE NEVER SPENT ANY OF HERDOUGH AND ONE OAY, J FOUIID OuT. MBS 06ULNJ&{VI >JUf THE GUY I MET/ “ PTHE GUY THAT TOLD ME ABOUT HER...^^* |H|| II 1 .

'IS Tf AT HO--...

•

I'M 4 RA6MAN.' MRS. 060EN ALWAYS SELLS ME HER OLD A

YOU HAVE A M/CE | MAYBE I'M WIFE, SIR. SHE'S BUT

)

rass

But at that minute, fanny trunOLEO DOWN THE STAIRS WITH A LOAD OF OLO RAGS.. .MEN'S SUITS.. . WOMEN'S ORESSES... (CIOS' CLOTHES.

WWW

VERY 6000 TO ME. ( I COULO SHE ALWAYS HAS JI SWEAR IT RA6S TO SELL was rou ME. rM A J I MET THAT (

RAGMAN

’

NIGHT...

THE RAGMAN GRINNEO LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN HE SAW THEM.

. [

FINE, MRS. BARRETT* Ts£YEW

VERY FINE

/BUCKS

ro u

SEVEN OOL- \FO*THATO LANS for THESEfJ garbage? GET

After the ragman

The olo creep stoppeo cold and gave me a FISHY STARE, LIKE 1*0 INSULTED HIM. FANNY TRIED TO COVER UP. WSRN / DIDN'T

MEAN ANY-

r WHAT'S WITH THIS NAS BUSINESS, BABY? WHERE

TOUR WIFE HAS

YEAH, MAC

THING. HE \FEEUN6Sf just DOESN'T /if you want

BEEN

6000

ME...

AND

'TO

I TRY

paio fanny, he left,

i felt pretty

SICK INSIDE... YOU CAN IMAGINE.

gT*

WNO HAND .

TONY

00 YOU

SET THEM ?

why TONY.

NICK THEM UN.

J .

HERE AND

THERE.

BE 6000 TO

UNDERSTAND >0 OVENNAY. \HER. HERE YOU IT'S YOUR ARE, MRS, 0GD-...

r I

wE2m M

BUSINESS.

MRS. BARRETT.'

Nice, huh? bein' married to an old hag was ENOUGH' NOW I HAD TO FINO OUT SHE WAS A RAG PICKER BESIDES. THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW. I'D MADE UP MY MINO WHEN FANNY

ANNOUNCED AFTER LUNCH I'M GOING OUT, DEAR DON'T BE TOO LONELY WHILE I'M GONE' ,

Fanny didn't say what she was coin out for, but i knew IT WAS TO 00 SOME RAG- PICKIN'.' WELL THAT WAS OKAY WITH ME. THAT GAVE ME TIME TO RUMMAGE THROUGH THE RUBBLE CRAMMED ATTIC AFTER SOME PlCKIN'S OF MY OWN.

* .

I GOT TO FIND THAT DOUGH!

YEAH. FANNY

SURE/

dough and

SET AWAY! ME

I’ll 60 NUTS LIVIN' WITH HER,'

RA6-N/CKER!

I got to find that married to a TDAD-FAC, _ IF I have T'keep on

I TURNED THAT IUT

ATTIC UPSIDE

DOWN

—

WAS WO SOAP I OlDN T FINO

a thino...

rirs eor to be in the HOUSE SOMEWHERE ' YOU JUST DON'T HIDE * HUNOREO BRAND IN A

MOUSEHOLE f

W.PINO

I’LL

TONY J WHERE APE you, ) '

TONY?

It NAS FANNIE-..CAUJN'

couldn't stano the

MESS

LOOKIN' AT HER. ..THAT PATCHEO ANO FAOEO DRESS. THE TWO DIFFERENT COLOREO COTTON STOCK IN'S ...ANO ON HER FEET ..NO K DOIN' f -.SNEAKERS. SHE HAO A OIRTY SACK STUFFEO FULL OVER

HOUSE ANY MORE SO I STARTED

AROUNO THIS

...

the

THE

attic'

OH, WELL-.

CLEANIN'

THAT'S

awc.^

NlCE.

HER SHOULDER...

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ME- X

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still painfully

issue's

SCARY

Press

a conversation about

mayor of

GOP

and

Wasilla, Alaska.

ban books

candidate has said

who

book banning

even entertains

a natural

enemy

from the Crypt,’ according to Jim Salicrup,

editor-in-chief of Papcrcutz, the publisher that revived title

about 16 months ago. ‘This was not

partisan thing. People tend to think of everything as

black and white these days

one of the

parties

special editorial received!

history of

— you are either for or against

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for us this

was about the

Comics, the original publisher of

‘Tales

from the Crypt.’ Anyone who knows that history knows of whiff of banning books is going to get us that even

angry.”

which was picked up by the Associated

it,

and SPLATTERED

Geoffy wrote.

“The cover

on two occasions she asked ‘a rhetorical question’ about removing objectionable books from shelves, but that she never pursued it or mentioned specific titles. that

CATHY GAINES MIFSUD'S

For example, GHOULISH GEOFF (THE BUTCHER) BOUCHER of the L. A. Times wrote a GHASTLY

PIECE about

1996 while

a local public library, the

the classic

SARAH PALIN cover (drawn by Ricko “the Sicko” Parker)

from

to ‘Tales

(don’t

try this at home!) over all the

attention last

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CRYPT.

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meanwhile, has taken heat for some overtures

made

she

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across newspapers world-wide.

la-dee-dah!

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Salicrup

was such a

PUN-DIT? GRUESOME GRAEME McMILLAN writing the Political Science (Fiction) column

POLITICAL .

a reference co cwo instances of content

debate, one that played out on a national stage and the

other a seemingly minor

made major by

moment in Alaska

on io9 asked “Are Comics Part of the Left-Wing Media Conspiracy?” as well as. .

that has been

the current political season.

“You may be wondering exactly what Sarah

Palin’s

personal policies arc, ahead of tonight’s Vice Presidential '“Tales

names years

from the Crypt’ became one of the signature and American pop culture after five

in horror

That was

after

mayhem

ended in 1955. months of intense pressure and new

of memorable

that

industry regulations targeting the lurid comics, spurred

by televised Senate subcommittee hearings on juvenile delinquency and

its

causes.

Debate, and we’re happy to help you with she’s anti-witch... or, at least, that’s

that:

Apparently,

the message that

from the October issue of the revived TALES FROM THE CRYPT. And, as this year’s US Presidential election nears, this one previously nonget

from

this cover

partisan genre staples

the Republican ticket arc trying to get in

move is

into editorializing against

only one

on the

action.”

way

which comics

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POLITICALLY INCORRECT INSANE

bestest

Skeleton

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just three pages earlier... pretty

funny!

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