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Motherly Support Mothers who use cannabis often face terrible repercussions, but there are some who are fighting for moms’ rights.

The Faces Of Success The high percentage of women in executive positions of the cannabis industry shows equality at its best.

Cannabis Survival With only an estimated one month left to live, 17-yearold AJ Kephart miraculously beat cancer with cannabis.

Industry Insider Dr. Ethan Russo has held many prestigious titles in his career in researching cannabis as medicine.

Compassionate Care And Education United Patients Group is one of the leading sources for personal medical cannabis education, and this conference is two full days of education and information you won’t want to miss.

Viva La Cannabis Discover the roots of the word “marijuana” and how it ties into Mexican culture and history.

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nuggets Recreational Cannabis in Canada Proposed for 2017

Cannabis progress in Canada has been a constant topic in the industry, with a demand that could support a healthy and well-balanced market offering plenty of business opportunities. Now, Canada is finally making the jump towards decriminalizing and legalizing cannabis, according to Canadian Federal Health Minister Jane Philpott, who announced on April 20 that legislation for allowing the widespread use of recreational cannabis in Canada is in the works and will be introduced in Spring 2017. The rules will pay special attention to keeping cannabis out of the hands of children as well as public safety, according to Philpott. “I am proud to stand up for our drug policy that is informed by solid scientific evidence and uses a lens of public healthy to maximize education and minimize harm,” Philpott stated in her announcement to the United Nations General Assembly special session on drugs. If, or when, Canada legalizes cannabis next year, it will be the first G7 country—made up of the U.S., Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan and the U.K.—to have made such a decision.

CA’s First Canna-Business Owner Overturns 19-Year-Old Conviction Lynnette Shaw, one of California’s first cannabis business owners celebrated a great victory on April 13 when she successfully overturned a 19-year-old injunction banning her from the cannabis trade for life. According to East Bay Express, Shaw was able to overturn the ruling by arguing that Congressional Law forbids the Department of Justice (DOJ) from spending any money interfering with the operation of legally permitted cannabis operations. In March, the DOJ tried to appeal Shaw’s case but realized that they would not succeed and was approved by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit to dismiss the case in April. “This to me, I believe, is the end of the medical marijuana war,” Shaw said. Shaw is now legally permitted to run a collective or any other medical cannabis business in the state of California.

New Zealand Health Board Official Approves Cannabis Spray for Tourette’s Syndrome Patient In 2015, Dixie Brands released a line of health products under the name Aceso, and one of its cannabis sprays called Calm has been approved for use by a single patient in New Zealand. Associate Health Minister Peter Dunne approved the spray for an unidentified patient with Tourette’s syndrome hours after receiving an application from the patient’s doctor. This is only the second time that a patient has been approved by Dunne to medicate with a cannabis based-product. The first patient to receive Dunne’s approval was teenager, Alex Renton who was given a hemp-based oil called Elixinol. Currently, the only cannabis based product in New Zealand that does not need Dunne’s approval to be used is Sativex. Although Dunne did not want to share the recently approved patient’s name, he commented on why he approved the Aceso product, “While Sativex has previously been shown to be efficient in treating, the Aceso product has been chosen due to its reduced psychoactive effects,” Dunne stated. Though small, this is one more step toward full medical access in New Zealand.

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San Jose City Council Discusses Medical Cannabis Delivery Services With only 16 medical cannabis collectives running legally in the city of San Jose, some patients need an alternative to access medicine that is more convenient than travelling long distances to a collective. Councilman Ash Karla recently addressed this issue in a memo, asking city leaders to consider allowing the 16 collectives to offer delivery services. On April 13, the council reviewed this idea along with Measure C, which calls for the city to allow more medical cannabis collectives, according to The Mercury News. During this meeting, a couple of council members shared how they have heard little complaints from locals about delivery services. “I haven’t seen one raising a concern or even an instance where that has affected a resident in some form or another,” said Councilman Donald Rocha. Although the council has addressed Karla’s idea, the council is expected to vote on the matter at the end of the year.

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The estimated number of people who attended the 4/20 event on “Hippie Hill” in San Francisco: (Source: ABC 7)

The number of individual displays that show a variety of topics relating to cannabis in the new exhibit, “Altered State: Marijuana in California:” (Source: Mercury News)

10,000

The estimated amount of trash, in tons, that was collected after the April 20 celebration at “Hippie Hill” in (Source: Reuters) San Francisco:

The number of medical cannabis collectives that are sanctioned to operate in San Jose:

(Source: Mercury News)

The length of a cannabis joint, in feet, that cannabis activists brought to protest outside of the White House in Washington D.C. in April: (Source: WTOP)

The estimated amount of money, in billions of dollars, that Americans will spend on legal cannabis by 2020: (Source: The Week)

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The estimated amount of money, in millions of dollars, which will be earned in revenue in Washington D.C. if it implements laws allowing recreational cannabis sales: (Source: The GW Hatchet)

WHAT: Expocáñamo. WHEN/WHERE: Fri, May 13-Sun, May 15. Pavilion of the Future, Sevilla, Spain. INFO: Visit www.expocanamo.com for details.

In 2015, Expocáñamo was visited by over 4,000 visitors, 70 exhibitors, 25 speakers and 10 unique musical bands. Now that the convention is entering its second year, and it’s about to get much better. As one of Spain’s largest hemp and cannabis culture festivals, Expocáñamo aims to spread awareness of cannabis as a material that’s beneficial in both industrial and therapeutic ways. Countless exhibitors from the local area will show off their wares. A handful of famous speakers representing different aspects of 22

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the cannabis industry will also be present and ready to spread knowledge to the event’s many attendees. Of course, a cannabis festival isn’t really complete without a few outstanding musical performances. Expocáñamo will have multiple bands performing, such as La Selva Sur, Scurro & Papa Wilson and more. With a wealth of information and entertainment, Expocáñamo is bound to be one of the world’s most interesting and influential cannabis festivals around. Make sure you don’t miss it!

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Medical Cannabis Bike Tour

Amoeba Music Hopes to Help Berkeley Grow with Cannabis

by Victoria Banegas n 2010, Berkeley voters approved of Measure T, which granted the city permission to welcome a fourth medical cannabis collective. Currently, there are only three legally operating medical cannabis collectives within the city and the fight for the fourth spot hasn’t been easy. In 2015, the Berkeley City Council voted to consider six collectives to take the coveted spot, which is now down to only three, according to Berkeleyside. Among the three finalists is the historic and much loved record store, Amoeba Music, which hopes to open Berkeley Compassionate Care Center, a collective that will accommodate part of the company’s Telegraph Avenue location. CULTURE got in touch with Amoeba Co-Owner Marc Weinstein who told us a little bit about Amoeba Music’s venture into cannabis business. “Dave (Prinz) and I have always appreciated cannabis, and currently have a center in San Francisco where patients can get a recommendation,” stated Weinstein. What Weinstein hopes to accomplish with Berkeley Compassionate Care Center is to keep the Berkeley Amoeba Music store thriving, and to help revive the historic Telegraph Avenue. Weinstein

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also told CULTURE that he wants to create an educational space where patients can approach an information center, similar to the musical information desks in Amoeba Music stores, and speak with real experts about different cannabis products, and which are best suited for them. Weinstein also stressed the importance of Amoeba Music’s commitment in this venture and how it is being the only collective hopeful that is independently funded. “We’ve been trying to get this permit for literally over four years,” stated Weinstein. “The other collectives are big cannabusinesses that are coming into Berkeley, no one is spending their own money.” On May 10, the three finalists, Berkeley Compassionate Care Center, iCanna Health Center and Berkeley Innovative Health, will get their last chance to convince the Berkeley City Council of why their collective should take the fourth and final spot in the city’s medical cannabis market. “We’re doing our homework and are excited about the potential of having a medical cannabis shop,” stated Weinstein. If approved, Amoeba Music will turn its jazz and classical section into a separate building, creating two separate store fronts, as reported by The Daily Californian. c

Backpacking through Europe is overrated, but biking in support of cannabis research definitely isn’t. Every year the Medical Cannabis Bike Tour asks cyclists to bike 420km in the course of three days, ending on May 19 at the Indica Sativa Trade Fair in Bologna. Since starting in 2012, with only two riders, the race has expanded and raised €250,000. This year, 100 cyclists will tour through Slovenia and Italy, and proceeds will go to Complutense University in Madrid who will be working with the Spanish Group of Neurological Investigation (GEINO). With funding provided by the bike tour, these institutions will conduct clinical trials of cannabinoid effects on glioma (brain tumor) cancer patients. As there is limited research providing solid evidence on the effects of cannabinoids on cancer cells, this research is very important and all contributions make a difference! WHAT: Medical Cannabis Bike Tour. WHEN/WHERE: Tues, May 17-Thurs, May 19. Tour begins in Ljubjana, Slovenia and ends in Bologna, Italy. INFO: For more details visit www. medicalcannabisbiketour.com.

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Cannabis as a Treatment for Opioid and Heroin Abuse by Lanny Swerdlow, RN LNC On May 14, 2014 Nora Volkow, M.D., Director of the National Institute of Drug Abuse, testified before the Senate Caucus on International Narcotics Control stating that there are “ . . . growing and intertwined problems of prescription pain relievers and heroin abuse in this country.” She also reported there is “an estimated 2.1 million people in the United States suffering from substance use disorders related to prescription opioid pain relievers in 2012 and an estimated 467,000 addicted to heroin.” On February 2, 2016 President Obama approved a $1.1 billion program to stem the prescription opioid abuse and heroin use. The severity of this issue is seen in statistics from the Center for Disease Control, which reported that of the 47,055 drug overdose deaths in 2014, two-thirds were linked to opioid and heroin use and that “opioid overdose deaths, including both opioid pain relievers and heroin, hit record levels in 2014, with an alarming 14 percent increase in just one year.” Speaking at the National Rx Drug Abuse and Heroin Summit on March 29, President Obama noted that more people die of narcotic drug overdoses than die in car accidents each year, stating “When you look at the staggering statistics in terms of lives lost, productivity impacted,

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cost to communities, costs to families, it has to be something that has to be right up there at the top of our radar screen.” Amplifying the President’s remarks at the Summit, Michael Botticelli, Director of the Office of National Drug Control Policy, announced a new program to encourage the use of drugs like methadone and buprenorphine to treat the opioid/heroin epidemic explaining, “Expanding access to medication-assisted treatment for opioid-use disorders has been a top priority for this administration.”

cardiac arrest. In a July 2015 study conducted at Columbia University and published in the international Journal of Drug and Alcohol Dependence, researchers concluded that the synthetic THC “Dronabinol reduced

“Participants who smoked marijuana had less difficulty with sleep and anxiety and were more likely to remain in treatment as compared to those who were not using marijuana, regardless of whether they were taking dronabinol or placebo.” Using drugs like methadone or buprenorphine is not without controversy, as critics are apprehensive that they could be diverted and lead to further addiction. They also note the serious negative side effects including anxiety, insomnia, nausea, diarrhea, constipation, impotence, seizures, coma and

the severity of opiate withdrawal during acute detoxification.” Most significantly, the study’s author recognized the effectiveness of real cannabis, noting that “Participants who smoked marijuana had less difficulty with sleep and anxiety and were more likely to remain in treatment as

compared to those who were not using marijuana, regardless of whether they were taking dronabinol or placebo.” A recent study by researchers at the University of Michigan reported similar findings, that “among study participants, medical cannabis use was associated with a 64 percent decrease in opioid use, decreased number and side effects of medications, and an improved quality of life.” Other studies have come to the same conclusion, including a study jointly conducted by the RAND Corporation and the University of California, Irvine which suggests that cannabis is a good substitute for opioid pain medication as a whole. There are over 19,000 deaths every year in the U.S. from opioid overdoses and zero deaths have been recorded from cannabis use. There are more and more studies and sources being published every day that conclude cannabis is a safer—and could be a more effective—method of treatment for opioid and heroin abuse. c

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Moms Who Use Cannabis Need Our Help For Mother’s Day, CULTURE examines the sorry state of a mother’s right to use cannabis

Equal To Heroin

by David Downs

This Mother’s Day, CULTURE reports that the state of American mothers’ right to use cannabis is woefully poor, and we all have to fix it. Even in the most progressive states, moms or their children can be screened for cannabis without their consent, and the results forwarded to welfare agencies. In less progressive places, women face mandatory drug screens, then jail if their newborn fails a THC test. And that’s just the beginning—literally. As the kids grow up, moms who use cannabis can lose children to Protective Services, or in divorce proceedings, and face workplace discrimination, lack of access and stigma— for cannabis use alone. None of the consequences seem proportionate to the known scientific harms of cannabis exposure, especially in comparison to legal drugs, alcohol and tobacco, experts say. “Even in states that allow legal adult-use or medical use of cannabis, mothers and pregnant women continue to face devastating legal risks if they use cannabis, including losing their children,” reports Shaleen Title, representative of Moms United to End the War on Drugs. “This is outrageous.”

Every mom who has cannabis in the house is the parent of a federally designated “drug endangered child.” So keep your edibles locked up, or they will take your kids away. Since 1971, cannabis became a federally illegal, “Schedule I” drug, treated as though it is as dangerous as heroin. No matter the state law, federal funding warps the states’ perspectives. Women on welfare who give birth are a target for drug screenings in at least 15 states, even though welfare

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recipients use drugs at a lower rate that higher-income earners. New laws to combat methamphetamine abuse in the ‘90s, and efforts to combat the prescription opioid epidemic have also driven new punishments. Cannabis often gets swept up in the hysteria. According to the state of Colorado, “Marijuana is now legal for adults over 21. But this doesn’t mean it is safe for pregnant moms or babies. Some hospitals test babies after birth for drugs. If your baby tests positive for THC at birth, Colorado law says Child Protective Services must be notified.” >>

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prescribed Zofran off-label. “I refused to take it because the physical risks seemed unclear,” she said. “But even though I lived in a state that allows medical cannabis, I was too afraid of the legal risks to try cannabis. The result was absurd—I didn’t feel comfortable taking any medicine, and I ended up having to quit my job and lost 30 pounds in the first few months of my pregnancy,” she said.

THe Science

“Even in states that allow legal adult-use or medical use of cannabis, mothers and pregnant women continue to face devastating legal risks if they use cannabis, including losing their children.” decades of looking and millions in research—says THC’s effects are so subtle, they can’t be distinguished from confounding factors like diet, parenting or other drugs. The strongest pregnancy warning states can muster refers to the plant’s “potential” to cause harm. But that’s versus alcohol and tobacco or antidepressants, which we know, 100 percent, “can cause birth defects,” premature birth, long-term deficits, and are fully legal. Shaleen has lived the consequences. During her pregnancy, she had nonstop vomiting and was

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The Patchwork

Moms are subject to an unacceptable, gnarly patchwork of laws from state to state, and the “states rights” argument is no excuse. It’s not enough that some states are allowed to legalize cannabis, and thereby lessen the persecution of a whole class of innocent women, while others may keep imprisoning moms for the presence of a substance scientifically shown to be safer than legal recreational drugs and prescription alternatives. At a bare minimum, all 50 states must commit this year to legal language stating that “cannabis use on its own does not make a parent any more subject to sanction for child neglect or abuse than tobacco or alcohol use alone does.”

The Wins

In 2015, Colorado rejected a ban on selling cannabis to pregnant women, because the science doesn’t support it. Legalization in new states like Pennsylvania—and hopefully Florida— will continue to spread the notion that medical cannabis use alone cannot be considered child endangerment. Groups like Moms United to End the War on Drugs have also begun flipping the script on prohibition, the way women did at the end of alcohol prohibition. “Many of the moms in this group have been through the worst tragedy a person can go through (losing a child) and they are taking action to ensure it doesn‘t happen to others,” Title said. “They have some of the most powerful voices that you can hear, and you can tell people are listening as you see our culture gradually turning away from punishment-based approaches and starting to support non-judgmental harm reduction approaches.” c

Parallels: Moms Against Alcohol Prohibition

America’s punitive treatment of moms is out of proportion to the known harms of cannabis exposure, many experts state. “The research on the effects of cannabis on unborn children is at worst unclear, and at best shows it to be safer than other drugs prescribed to pregnant women,” Title said. Five percent of pregnant women use cannabis. The American Medical Association said in 2013 that fetal exposure to THC has the “potential” to cause harm; a summary of decades of mixed findings. At its worst, heavy fetal exposure to THC could be associated with some attention and learning problems and lower IQ. But even the National Institute on Drug Abuse—after

Moms helped lead America into alcohol prohibition, before they led the way out. The Women’s Christian Temperance Union went from pissed off “Mothers Against Drunken Dads” to a potent political force, working up from local alcohol bans to the Constitution of the United States. Prohibition began January 19, 1920. With 1,000 Americans dying every year from tainted liquor, and widespread corruption of all levels of law enforcement, women reversed course. The Women’s Organization for National Prohibition Reform (WONPR) in 1929 campaigned on protecting families from the crime, corruption, and secret drinking prohibition had created, and returning decisions about alcohol to families, where they belonged. With a secular, modern, rich and fashionable look, WONPR became the largest female repeal organization, even attracting disillusioned prohibitionists.

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Big Business Women who are making their mark in the cannabis sector

Jessica Billingsley Image courtesy of MJ Freeway Software Solutions

by Jamie Solis

Although the cannabis business sector is largely male-dominated, female entrepreneurs and activists are known as significant influencers in the booming industry. According to a recent survey, 36 percent of the executives in the cannabis market are women. This is an increase from the percentage of women who hold executive roles in all markets, which was found as 22 percent of women by Pew Research Center. With so many prominent women moving the cannabis industry forward, it is only appropriate to once again shout out some of the top female entrepreneurs in the cannabis sector. Influencing public policy, educating the market, setting operational standards and making millions, find out how the following 12 cannabis businesswomen are

taking the industry by storm. Dale Sky Jones is the Executive Chancellor at Oaksterdam University as well as the Chairwoman at The Coalition for Cannabis Policy Reform. A prominent activist in the cannabis industry, Sky Jones was considered to be one of the leading media spokespersons for Yes on Proposition 19 in California. Sky Jones and Oaksterdam University are hugely successful in establishing top quality education, skills and support on the control, regulation and taxation for the cannabis industry. Amy Poinsett and Jessica Billingsley are Co-Founders of MJ Freeway Business Solutions, and they both are considered national industry experts in their field. Amy Poinsett is the Chief Executive Officer of MJ Freeway

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Business Solutions, and Jessica Billingsley is the companyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Chief Operating Officer. These two women created software solutions made solely for the sale of cannabis at the onset of Coloradoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cannabis legalization. With top quality software and impeccable timing, MJ Freeway Business Solutions has been recognized on the Inc.5000 fastestgrowing companies list. Two more powerful women in the cannabis sector are Jazmin Hupp and Jane West. Jazmin Hupp is the Founder & Chief Executive Officer of Women Grow, which is an organization that brings together various types of leaders in the cannabis industry through networking, education and support. Forbes and Fortune Magazine recognized Hupp for her expert entrepreneurial skills within the cannabis industry. >>

Jane West Image courtesy of Jane West

Amy Poinsett Image courtesy of MJ Freeway Software Solutions

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“36 percent of the executives in the cannabis market are women. This is an increase from the percentage of women who hold executive roles in all markets, which was found as 22 percent . . .”

Dale Sky Jones Image courtesy of Dale Sky Jones

Jazmin Hupp Image courtesy of jazminhupp.com

Jane West is the Founder & National Events Director of Women Grow. She is also the CEO of Jane West Enterprises, which features her collection of cannabis accessories that are geared toward the female consumer. West is also the owner of Edible Events—a mainstream events company that is cannabis friendly. Another powerful businesswoman is AC Braddock. Braddock is the Chief Executive Officer at the extremely successful multi-million dollar technology company, Eden Labs. She also remains active in the industry by serving on two boards, The National Cannabis Industry Association and Council of Responsible Cannabis Regulation. In addition to these two boards, Braddock is also a member of The Marijuana Business Association’s Women’s Alliance and as well as another Washington-based cannabis business group, Women of Weed.

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Anne Holland and Cassandra Farrington are Co-Founders of Marijuana Business Media. Anne Holland’s success in the cannabis industry is due to her role in electronic publishing as the founder of Anne Holland Ventures, which is dedicated to publishing and professional education. Cassandra Farrington is the President at Anne Holland Ventures Inc., and it’s safe to say this two-woman powerhouse is connecting cannabis industry professionals in a big way. You don’t have to be from Maine to know about the thriving Chief Operating Officer of Wellness Connection of Maine, Patricia Rosi. She runs four statelicensed medical cannabis dispensaries in Maine. Since 2011 her multi-million dollar company has grown to over 200 employees and counting. This wealthy businesswoman is providing her community with top quality medical cannabis and turning a huge profit.

A.C. Braddock Image courtesy of Cashinbis

Ophelia Chong Image courtesy of stockpotimages.com

Last but undoubtedly not least, established photographer and creative director, Ophelia Chong, has gained notoriety in the cannabis industry since her launch of StockPotImages.com. This company was the first of its kind, because it hosts cannabis specific stock photography, videos and illustrations that are rights-free and rights-managed. Chong’s attention to professional photos along with a persistent will to bring this much-needed resource into existence is worth noting. The progress of the medical and recreational cannabis industries is largely in part due to strong and successful women entrepreneurs. This is only scratching the surface of powerful, strong women who rock the cannabis sector day in and out, as they are many other women who dedicate their lives to making a difference in our community every day. c

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Boy on His Deathbed is Cured with Cannabis

AJ’s parents were told their son had one month to live, but today he is cancer free after putting him on high dosages of cannabis oil by Pamela Jayne

In a last ditch effort to save his life, 17-year-old Alexander “AJ” Kephart’s dedicated parents, Sheila and Chris, decided to try out cannabis oil on their dying son with miraculous results. Here’s one American family’s painful, inspirational, devastating and heroic medical cannabis-cures-cancer story. AJ’s super supportive father, Chris, admits his son’s story is complicated– even doctors have a hard time understanding everything he is now “missing” and how he’s been put back together (with titanium, prosthetics and even a “cage” around his back after having three vertebrae removed). It all started in August 2012, when AJ noticed a persistent pain in his knee. In January 2013, he was diagnosed as having bone cancer. Later it was found that he also had stage four lung carcinoma as well. That’s when AJ started

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chemotherapy. In May of the same year, his entire knee was removed along with some bone in his thigh and calf. At this point, doctors also found six tumors on all four of his lung chambers. To keep his lungs from collapsing, AJ was kept in the hospital for months hooked up to a breathing apparatus. AJ was healing up when the cancer came returned in 2014. He had his first three vertebrae removed, his top two ribs and sections of his back removed. The surgery itself even had to be stopped halfway as AJ was losing the use of his nerves. He ended up having to wear a cage around his body until the surgery could be completed a week or so later. Just a few months after the spine surgery, AJ’s oncologist, Dr. Susan Storch, informed Sheila and Chris that his left lung lobe was covered with 20 plus cancerous tumors. They started chemo. Again.

That’s when they got the news: It’s time to “get your son’s things in order,” said the doctors. They gave AJ only a month more to live. In complete desperation, Sheila and Chris asked their doctor about medical cannabis and its cancer-fighting effects. Dr. Storch agreed cannabis oil would be a good “alternative” medicine to pursue along with another series of chemotherapy sessions. She recommended cannabis pioneer Dr. Bonni Goldstein. In her Lawndale, California office, Dr. Goldstein explained how cannabinoids– especially CBD–work by telling cancer cells to commit suicide, plus it stops the formation of new capillaries, which cancer cells need to grow and spread. But even Dr. Goldstein had to admit AJ’s case was going to be experimental as she has never before treated a child with this particular cancer. >>

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On the way home to Simi Valley, the Kepharts made a stop in Beverly Hills to Tracy Ryan’s then new cannabis clinical built specifically for children, CannaKids. “When we met AJ, he was super frail and was wearing a neck brace. He was taking handfuls of pain medications daily. His Mother Sheila was terrified and she looked like her soul had been ripped out,” remembers Ryan, whose daughter Sophie was healed of a brain tumor via cannabis oil. In fact, AJ was in excruciating pain. His father Chris says AJ was taking two of the following each day for pain: OxyContin, Norco, Tylenol and Motrin. Without the pain killers, AJ would scream and cry in horrendous pain whenever he was awake. After five days on CBD and THC oils by CannaKids,

Chris says AJ’s pain has decreased so much that he was down to taking only one OxyContin daily. “Wow,” he exclaimed when remembering this stressrelieving moment for the whole family. Because AJ had nothing to lose, his loving parents decided to speed up the dosage process. Dr. Goldstein had recommended a threemonth process to increase the dosage, but Chris decided to fly at warp speed. In two weeks, AJ was up to the highest dosage, but he was also tired all the time and felt loopy. “No, son,” father Chris said to AJ, “you are just stoned out of your mind.” Chris admits that this was a sad, but comical moment for father and son. Two months later, the Kepharts visited their

oncologist who was shocked that AJ looked much better and stronger. She also discovered his white blood cell counts showed lots of improvement. Four months later, a scan showed the

“Dr. Goldstein explained how cannabinoids–especially CBD–work by telling cancer cells to commit suicide, plus it stops the formation of new capillaries, which cancer cells need to grow and spread.” multiple tumors on AJ’s lungs were completely gone. Chris says Dr. Storch told them something like: “I can’t explain it. There’s no reason for it. But your scan came back totally clear. There’s no cancer. There’s no tumors in his lungs. It’s all gone.” Since then, every scan has shown there’s no longer any cancer. “I believe cannabis is keeping him alive,” says Chris.

Very unfortunately, high dosage medical grade cannabis oil is expensive and costs the Kepharts almost $2,000 a month to keep AJ cancer and pain free. The stress this financial burden has put on the family has even affected AJ’s mental health. “He was freaking out about everything,” says Chris, who made sure to provide AJ with a psychotherapist and as relaxing an environment as he can provide given the extreme circumstances. Today, AJ is still cancer free. He has completely stopped chemotherapy after having more complications. He and his family are seeking less expensive ways to get high-grade cannabis oils, but they have yet to find a more affordable answer before this health crisis literally puts the family in bankruptcy. AJ’s very brave cancer survival story truly is a medical miracle and another reason cannabis needs to be legalized and affordable for everyone who needs it. c

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“Doctors get little or no training about cannabis in medical school and almost none about the endocannabinoid system. The system predates cannabis. It’s been present in us and animals for millions and millions of years, before there even was cannabis.”

I ndustry I nsider Board-certified neurologist, psychopharmacology researcher, innovator, author, editor and former Senior Medical Advisor to GW Pharmaceuticals’

Dr. Ethan Russo by R. Scott Rappold

The first time Dr. Ethan Russo talked with a patient about medical cannabis, the canna-landscape was a very different place than today. The year was 1980. The Reagan Era would soon

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begin a backlash to the excesses of the 1970s that would evolve into a wide-spread war on cannabis and Americans who enjoyed it. A physician advocating for cannabis faced no small amount of personal, professional and even legal peril. Yet when Russo, then a young neurologist working at a Veterans Administration clinic, met a patient whose muscle deterioration had slowed since self-medicating with cannabis, he could not ignore it. In fact, it sparked a revolution in his thinking about medicine and natural treatments. “It occurred to me that I was giving increasingly toxic drugs to my patients with less and less return, whether it be treating epilepsy or migraines,” he said. Russo would go on to become one of the foremost advocates of the medical benefits of cannabis, writing several books and pioneering numerous pharmaceutical cannabis medicines. He had to battle the federal government and the mainstream medical establishment along the way. But with medical cannabis now legal in two dozen states and more countries each year, it sure looks like he won. Or at least he’s no longer a voice out of left field, but a founding member of a global movement. >>

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Opening Minds Like many who came of age in the ‘60s and ‘70s, he was already acquainted with cannabis. “Unlike some people, I inhaled frequently, deeply and with forethought, but that was a long time ago,” he told us in a recent phone interview. After completing his residency at the Seattle VA hospital, he opened a practice in Missoula, Montana, a liberal bastion in cowboy country. If a patient asked—or if he thought it could help their condition—he freely espoused the benefits of cannabis. Multiple sclerosis, muscle tightness, mood problems, depression; cannabis seemed to have benefits for these and more. A patient with ALS, a degenerative condition, taking only cannabis lived for a decade with no deterioration. “We didn’t cure anyone, however, the people that did use it tended to be better clinically and certainly had a better adjustment to their illness,” he said. And he was open about it, telling the state’s medical board that he was advising, but not prescribing, patients on cannabis. Soon other doctors were sending patients to him. Russo also began to wonder about what other plants out there could benefit human health. So in 1995, he took a sabbatical to live with an indigenous tribe in the jungles of Peru, studying the many plants and herbs used medicinally. The experience further shaped his curiosity of herbal benefits and helped inspire his first book, Handbook of Psychotropic Herbs. But one herb in particular was still his main focus.

Battling the Feds There was a twisted irony to anyone wanting to legally study cannabis in the 1990s. In 1997, the Food and Drug Administration denied his research request to study its effect on migraines. The FDA denied it again the next year. The study was approved in 1999, but cannabis for scientific research was required to come from the National Institute on Drug Abuse. That agency refused to provide it. Russo said, “I realized I was never going to be able to do the kind of cannabis therapeutic research I wanted in this country.” So in 2003, he quit his practice and began working for British company GW Pharmaceuticals. He didn’t have to move

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“I realized I was never going to be able to do the kind of cannabis therapeutic research I wanted in this country.” to Europe, but spent quite a bit of time there. He helped develop groundbreaking products like a liquid extract spray for MS patients, currently approved in 27 countries, but not the U.S. He remains frustrated by federal roadblocks to cannabis research, even as people in places like Washington and Colorado can simply walk into a store and buy the plant for recreational purposes. “Essentially what the government has set up is a situation in which American companies who might have a great deal of experience in this area cannot compete with companies from abroad,” he said. “What they’re doing is inhibiting commerce and proper research that could lead to better advancements and not only improved therapeutic applications but better safety as well.” Last year, he became medical director of startup company PHYTECS, where he is conducting research on the human endocannabinoid system, a network of receptors in the brain and nervous system that he believes holds the key for many more breakthroughs in cannabis medicine. Russo envisions a time when patients

will be able to go into a pharmacy to get their cannabis medicine instead of a tie-dye-draped dispensary. And of a time when mainstream doctors will be comfortable prescribing it. “Doctors get little or no training about cannabis in medical school and almost none about the endocannabinoid system. The system predates cannabis. It’s been present in us and animals for millions and millions of years, before there even was cannabis,” he said. “Why isn’t this important system that regulates how our bodies operate being taught in medical school?” Still, he has reason to be optimistic. “I do think when a cannabis-based medicine like (anti-seizure medicine) Epidiolex is approved in the US, physicians will take notice. If it’s been through the FDA process, they’re much more likely to accept it, be interested in it and be comfortable prescribing it so patients can get a script, go to a pharmacy and it will be like any other medicine at that point. The comfort level will increase and the intellectual curiosity will kick in and we’ll begin to make progress.” c

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WHAT: United Patients Group Presents “Medical Cannabis: The Science. The Truth.”

United Patients Group Presents “Medical Cannabis: The Science. The Truth.” The United Patients Group (UPG) is one of the leading online resources for medical cannabis information. Founded in 2011 by husband and wife team, John and Corinne Malanca, the duo came up with the idea for UPG after Corrine’s father, Stan Rutner, was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer, which eventually spread to his brain. Using medical cannabis as a form of treatment was the only option they had left, so the Malancas turned to the plant for help. Within nine months, Corrine’s father’s condition had improved exponentially, as we reported on back in 2014. After witnessing the miraculous healing benefits of cannabis, the Malancas wanted to explore the science of the miraculous cannabis plant and share its healing properties with others who might also benefit from it. 50

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With the intent of offering safe and accurate information concerning medical cannabis and how it affects each individual patient, UPG provides a variety of resources for interested patients. For those just starting their medical cannabis journey, UPG offers consultations and informative links on how to become a legal patient and where to obtain legal medical cannabis products. UPG also offers a wealth of “Foundation Profiles,” which allow families to share their personal experience with medical cannabis, and also help raise funds for their non-profit organizations. In 2015, UPG expanded its resources to businesses, offering consultation for entrepreneurs, government officials and health care professionals, amongst others. The group collaborated with United in Compassion, based in New

WHEN/WHERE: Sat, May 21-Sun, May 22, 9am-6 pm . Angelico Hall, Dominican University of California, San Rafael. INFO: For more information, visit unitedpatientsgroup.com.

Zealand, to bring together medical experts who could inform the Ministry of Health on the scientific facts associated with medical cannabis last year. This meeting marked the first time that experts from the U.S. partnered with an international organization to further explore the effects of medical cannabis—and much more can be expected to come from UPG in the future. With its expert knowledge, UPG is aware of the widespread use of medical cannabis and every year it hosts an informative seminar that highlights the effects of medical cannabis on different conditions. This seminar features lectures from medical professionals and patients sharing testimonials of their experiences with medical cannabis. This year’s event, “Medical Cannabis: The Science. The Truth.,” will allow patients to not only sit in on lectures from leading

professionals in cannabis medicine but participate in hands on courses too. These courses, which are intended for healthcare professionals, will cover the latest in medical cannabis science and clinical care, and can go toward credits for UPG’s Medical Cannabis Institute. UPG’s event will feature an amazing list of influential people currently exploring medical cannabis. Some of the speakers appearing at this year’s event include Dustin Zulak of Integr8 Health, a company that provides patients with individual recommendations and education, CULTURE’s B2B cover feature this month, Ethan Russo formerly of GW Pharmaceuticals and Julie Holland, author of The Pot Book: A Complete Guide to Cannabis. This year there will also be a panel of NBA and NFL players discussing the differences of medicating with cannabis versus pharmaceuticals and other inspiring testimonials like 15-year-old Crohn’s Disease patient Coltyn Turner who was able to give up using a wheel chair after medicating with cannabis. Leading the industry in honesty and integrity, UPG is not only the number one resource for cannabis education, but it has helped to create the foundation of a safe industry for patients and businesses, and has supported many families and individuals throughout their healing process. UPG has provided countless opportunities for education and assistance in the cannabis community, and this event is the perfect seminar for those who want to become more informed on cannabis for professional or medical purposes. If you want the opportunity to become a part of America’s biggest community that is working to change the face of medicine nationally and internationally, this is the place to be. c

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Shifting Majorities and Minorities Perceptions and acceptance of the cannabis plant have strong ties to the Latino/Hispanic populations by Alex Distefano

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Pot, dope, weed, bud, herb, ganja, flower or Mary Jane; there are probably a few hundred more euphemisms for cannabis in the English language. Yet, within modern society’s lexicon, the most commonly referred word for the plant is marijuana, a term which brings with it many negative, illicit and even criminal connotations. Some might even argue that the term has a racist history. "Marijuana" has been what law enforcement, the legal system, mass media, public schools and the general public has come to know the cannabis plant as, for decades now. CULTURE decided to do a bit of digging to find out why, and explore the roots of this term. During the 19th century, “marijuana” was a nonexistent term, as it was known as cannabis, a plant that was used as a main ingredient in many medicines, oils, ointments, elixirs and syrups for pain, cough, insomnia, indigestion and more. However, after the upheaval of the Mexican Revolution which started in 1910, an influx of Mexican migrants crossing into U.S. territories to flee the war introduced the custom of smoking dried cannabis recreationally, referring to the plant as “mariguana,” which later morphed into “marijuana.” Many American citizens felt threatened by this unfamiliar, foreign method of ingesting cannabis which led to the marginalization of immigrants and the creation of America’s first cannabis laws. The first American bill criminalizing cultivation of cannabis plants was passed in 1913 in California, some 20 years before the hysteria of “Reefer Madness.” Between 1910 and 1930, when the Great Depression was under way, Americans were looking for scapegoats, and many Caucasian Americans held deeply racist and prejudice sentiments against nonCaucasian immigrants. With the hype and propaganda of the Reefer Madness film, many began to view cannabis as a drug that caused crime and violence, and particularly effected the lower class fringes of society, and even incited sexual perversion, violence and mental illness. By 1930, a full on firestorm against cannabis and all things hemp was burning strong. The Federal government had just created the Federal Bureau of Narcotics, led by Harry Anslinger, who waged a full on assault against the plant, using fear, hysteria and racism as his tools to motivate the public against cannabis. He is now

“During the 19th century ‘marijuana’ was a nonexistent term, as it was known as cannabis, a plant that was used as a main ingredient in many medicines, oils, ointments, elixirs and syrups for pain, cough, insomnia, indigestion and more.”

considered to be the father of the modern day “war on weed” and the larger, “War on Drugs.” Anslinger was quoted as testifying in Congress in the 1930s, “Marijuana is the most violence-causing drug in the history of mankind . . . Most marijuana smokers are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos and entertainers. Their satanic music, jazz and swing, result from marijuana usage.” To many, the idea of racism used as a conspiracy against a plant, known as cannabis (and hemp), is outlandish, but to others it fits into the pieces of the puzzle and makes sense as to why and how this nation switched from embracing the medicinal properties of cannabis to outright banning it for all uses, making cultivation and possession a federal crime. Fast forward to today. Here we are in 2016, and 24 states in the U.S. have sanctioned and decriminalized medicinal cannabis possession and use. Out of those 24, four (Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, Washington) and the District of Columbia, have made it legal for recreational purposes for adults. As the racial and ethnic culture lines and divisions that make up this melting pot of a nation grow larger in this country, the status quo of White Anglo-Saxon Protestants (WASPs) being the major population in the future are slim to none. The data already projects that more of today’s minorities, including African-American, Asian-American and Hispanic Americans will also show rises in their population causing a major shift in the demographics. As many can see, the 2016 Presidential candidates have all tried to pander to the Latino vote, as they see the influx of many new Latino/ Hispanic American voters eager to cast a ballot in November. But, how does the Latino/Hispanic community weigh-in on cannabis and the laws regarding prohibition and decriminalization of the plant? To date, many prominent artists, musicians, celebrities and even politicians have all come out in public support of cannabis and a reformation of the current drug laws and the failed war on drugs, and the prosecution and imprisonment of nonviolent offenders. The list of prominent members of the Hispanic/ Latino community who have come out in public support of cannabis legalization for medicinal and recreational use include celebrities like George Lopez, Carlos Santana, Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong, Cypress Hill, Juanes and even former Mexican President Vicente Fox, who came out as an unspoken critic of cannabis prohibition in the U.S. and Mexico. It is certain that this is a future trend that will increase in its size, as more and more prominent Latinos in sports, entertainment, media and even politics will come out in support of decriminalization and ending cannabis prohibition. c

Sources: Al Jazeera America | CNN | Latina Magazine | Governing Magazine

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Comedian, actor, writer, producer and all-out amazing human being, Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias is on a roll, and he ain’t slowin’ down by Paul Rogers

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erhaps today’s ultimate everyman comedian, Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias’ animated yet unpretentious stage persona is almost indistinguishable from his real-life self. Iglesias’ observational material, enhanced with uncanny impressions of everything from police sirens to GPS voices, revolves around his adventures as a touring comic and at home with his girlfriend and stepson. For all of his growing fame and critical acclaim (the San Antonio Express-News declared him a “comedy genius”), he’s still that great storyteller in your workplace or the sassy uncle who turns family dinners into laugh-fests. Though he’s yet to hit 40, Iglesias’ approachable, slightly self-deprecating personality (catchphrases include “I’m not fat, I’m fluffy”), and hilariously relatable tales have already made him a household name. His Fluffy Breaks Even reality television show was recently picked up for a second season by Fuse, he hosts a new weekly show on SiriusXM called Gabriel Iglesias’ Stand-Up Revolution Radio and fills theaters nationwide. The youngest of six children to a single mother, Iglesias spent his early years bouncing around numerous Los Angeles neighborhoods before settling in Section 8 housing in Long Beach, California, for the majority of his youth. Still an L.A. resident, he was working for a cell phone company before first trying his hand at comedy in the mid 1990s. Initially, littering his act with references to weight (Iglesias peaked at 437 pounds), including detailing different “levels of fatness” (including “Daaaaamn!!!” and “Oh, Hell No!”), Iglesias moved away from this theme after losing over 100 pounds while battling diabetes. Fluffy Breaks Even follows Iglesias and his entourage of fellow comedians as they travel the country, asking fans where they should eat in each city and how to best work off the resulting calories. His off-the-road antics may soon grace the small screen too, as Iglesias recently inked a pilot deal with ABC Television for a series based on his home life (provisionally titled The Fluffy Shop). A loveable and flawlessly polite man, Iglesias also comes across as a keenly focused self-promoter and brand-aware businessman. CULTURE grabbed a chat with Iglesias about his past, present, future—and this “Fluffy” thing.

Growing up, did people around you tell you that you should be a comedian, or was it more of a “hidden talent?” It was more of a hidden talent, just because around school I wasn’t trying to be funny. I was actually not the popular kid—I wasn’t the athlete; I wasn’t the loud jokester. I was actually very, very quiet. It wasn’t until I got on the speech team— for some reason that just brought it out of me . . . I would just get 60

“I think eventually it’ll get to the point where it’s legal everywhere; it’s just going to take a little bit more time.”

up in front of the class and just tell a random story about my day and incorporate some characters into it. And they started laughing.

fun and if I happen to crack something funny or silly, then cool, but if not, I don’t feel like I’m hurting myself by it. I’m just a regular dude.

So are you funny to be around in day-to-day life or is your comedic persona something you turn on for the stage and cameras? I’m a pretty witty guy, but I wouldn’t say that I’m going out of my way to entertain. There are some comics that never turn it off . . . [But] I just hang out and have

Is there a history of show business in your family? Actually there is . . . My whole family is mariachis, from Mexico, [and] also a couple of actors in Mexico. One of them was actually a comedian by the name of Pompin Iglesias . . . [in] the ‘70s and early ‘80s. >>

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So did that help you break into the business? No, because I had no idea about [Pompin] until maybe a couple of years ago. I just thought it was kind of interesting . . . When they say it’s in the blood, in my case it really was! How did you break into professional comedy? Who and what were central to getting you to where you are today? It took a long time . . . From the time I was out of high school to the time I went up on an actual stage where it was called stand-up comedy; there were a few years in between. A buddy of mine actually pushed me up on stage and after that it was kind of like a slow [process of] meeting people and then finding out where I could go to perform and then, of course, television breaks. My first TV break happened in December of ’97—I went on a TV show called Make Me Laugh on Comedy Central, and that show right there, they booked me three times. Next thing you know, you wind up on The Tonight Show or you wind up getting a halfhour special, and it just kind of snowballed. Social media played a huge part of that, because I jumped on the whole MySpace deal when it first came out, after Dane Cook started popping up. And as soon as Facebook came around, I jumped on that right away—then Twitter, then Instagram . . . I just ran with it. I call it grassroots marketing. You stay in touch with the fans by being the actual person who sends out all the messages and interacts. I have people who help me with social media in the sense that they’ll help me structure the account, but they don’t put out the content for me. Who and what has influenced your style of comedy? In the beginning, only in the beginning, it was probably 62

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Eddie Murphy and Robin Williams. Eddie Murphy for the characters and Robin Williams for . . . the craziness and for making it look like it was all spontaneous. I think over the years, I’ve just started trying to incorporate my real life into my act . . . [and] instead of saying something, painting a picture incorporating sound effects and characters. I never write anything down. Everything that I put out on stage is either on video or audio recordings. I cannot fit structure, myself—I have to go out there and just kind of free-flow it . . . and if it’s funny then I’ll say it again the same way the next time—and if it’s not then I’ll change it until I find a way to make it funny. I try to tell stories that are relatable. I try to avoid things that make people uncomfortable. For example, I don’t get political; I try not to get religious . . . I avoid things that get people riled up. Some people say, well, I’m not taking chances. But I’m also not offending people, which opens the doors to more people coming in to see my show. For the uninitiated, can you introduce “Fluffy?” Is Fluffy just a nickname; an alter-ego; or is it gradually replacing “Gabriel Iglesias” as your brand? Fluffy’s always been the brand. Originally, I tried my [real] name . . . [but] for some reason “Fluffy” just stuck more than Gabriel Iglesias did. I’ll [nowadays] incorporate Fluffy into my name, so it’ll be Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias. So now the name is in there and the branding is in there. I caught onto a word and it was catchy in the beginning. I used to get upset because people would call me Fluffy, and then I learned to embrace it. Why would it upset you? I didn’t want people to think I was a character—I wanted them to know that, hey, I’m a real person . . . The last

“I think I’m funny regardless of whether people are smoking or drinking or using anything else. I don’t rely on them doing that in order to have a successful career. But I don’t hate on ‘em for it—if that’s what they wanna do before the show, hey, have fun!” thing I wanted was to not have people know who I really was. Fluffy Breaks Even was recently picked up by FUSETV for a second season. What do you think lies behind the success of the show? I think it’s a combination of branding and incorporating fans into the show. I incorporate the fans in the sense that we ask fans what’s a good restaurant to go eat at when we’re in that area . . . [and] what’s a good way to work off this [meal]—what’s a good workout; what’s something different than just hitting the gym. So the success of the show is because the fans want it to go this way. By letting them pick, it’s a recipe for success. You’re currently crisscrossing the country on the Fluffy Breaks Even tour. How does the Fluffy Breaks Even concept translate to the stage? I think it went from the stage

to the [TV] show; I don’t think it went the other way around. It was something that we always do on the road—that’s why it felt so organic to do this type of show. We’re always going out to restaurant and, because I’ve recently lost 100 pounds, I’m trying not to gain that weight back, so we’re always trying to find a way of working off the meals. So we said, you know what, all we gotta do is incorporate cameras and let the fans have fun with us and it should be a good show. You recently signed a pilot deal with ABC Television to write and star in a multicamera series with the working title The Fluffy Shop. Is that something you can talk about in more detail? Absolutely! The Fluffy Shop concept comes from the three or four days that I’m home from the road. So I would be playing myself [and] how I come up with the show that people see on stage. >>

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“If [cannabis] is going to keep somebody from getting upset to the point where they do something stupid and it’s going to keep them at home for that night, then I’m all for it.”

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“. . . people are sure that [cannabis] does help out people with certain issues." Not just at home, but I also have a merchandising/ clothing business called The Fluffy Shop . . . I’m going on auditions; I’m doing other projects; I’m interacting with my son, with my girlfriend. There’s all kinds of things that are happening . . . and so that’s going to basically be the premise of the TV show.

wanted to look better, but because I wanted to be around; I wanted to be alive. My stand-up has very little to do with my weight. I mean, yeah, the title Fluffy’s in there, and maybe I might make a comment or two, but in the course of 90 minutes, you’re not going to hear any fat jokes anymore.

Your weight, weight-loss and eating are central to your comedy. So if you got, like, really skinny, how would you revamp your comic persona? I think that’s already happened in the sense that I’ve already let the fans know that I got to a certain weight [and] it was unhealthy. I had to lose—not because I

What is your personal history with cannabis? Has it played any role in your life or your comedy? Between the ages of 23 and maybe 27, I was quite the recreational user . . . It was relaxing. I’d come home from the road and I had a couple of buddies who’d hang out and we’d smoke and watch

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cartoons. We’d sit around and watch Family Guy . . . they were really good times.

the point where it’s legal everywhere; it’s just going to take a little bit more time.

In your experience with audiences, can using cannabis make things seem funnier? I think I’m funny regardless of whether people are smoking or drinking or using anything else. I don’t rely on them doing that in order to have a successful career. But I don’t hate on ‘em for it—if that’s what they wanna do before the show, hey, have fun!

And is that something you would support? I would . . . I mean, people are sure that [cannabis] does help out people with certain issues. If it’s going to keep somebody from getting upset to the point where they do something stupid and it’s going to keep them at home for that night, then I’m all for it. Obviously, with kids, I think people should wait ‘til a certain time before they allow their children [to be] doing it, even if it is legal—just like with alcohol . . . [There’s] a time and a place for everything. c

What are your thoughts about the current state of cannabis legislation in the U.S.? I think eventually it’ll get to

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How and when did your collective start up? In 2009, one of the San Francisco dispensaries was abandoned and Medithrive was born. What’s the story behind the name of your collective? Medical cannabis improves lives. It helps people thrive, and thus came up with the name Medithrive.

What does your collective offer patients that they can’t find any anywhere else? A dispensary experience like no other. Floating flower displays, a patisserie edibles display, open access between consultant and patient and live video microscopes to view our flowers. Our assortment is expansive across all categories and we carry exclusive products.

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How has the cannabis industry changed since you have been in the business? Where would you like to see it go? It has advanced so much in terms of overall public perception and acceptance. The approach to all aspects of the industry has evolved quickly with the changing perceptions. What are the biggest challenges you face in this industry as a collective? Biggest joys? Regulatory and political agendas that influence the ability to open and operate reasonably. The biggest joy is hands down the ability to improve people’s lives.

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What is the one thing you want patients to know about your collective? We have created an experience that is rich, deep and feels special, but that experience is not reserved for a select group. It is created for everyone in our community to experience, enjoy and get treated like gold. What is the most important thing you hope to accomplish while in the MJ/MMJ community? Raise awareness for the benefits of cannabis, and treat the industry with the respect it has earned. c

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How would you describe your company? What is your specialty? We are a seedto-shelf company, specializing in pure and potent cannabis oil concentrates. We utilize the best methods in cultivation and manufacturing throughout every step of the process. We start with cannabis that is naturally grown in Northern California’s premium cannabis region, and 70

then cleanly extracted using a proprietary supercritical CO2 method. The product is lab tested throughout the process to ensure purity and potency. All lab test results are printed on the packaging so customers know exactly what they are getting every time, ensuring that the customer gets the same experience every time.

percent pure cannabis oil, strain-specific vape pen cartridges. We currently offer 14 strain-specific cartridges, making it possible for our customers to enjoy their strain of choice. Along with vape pens, we offer a variety of pure and potent cannabis products including soft gels, sublingual sprays, honey sticks and oil applicators.

What do you offer consumers/clients that others don’t? We offer safe and effective cannabis in a variety of applications. But we specialize in 100

How and why did your company start up? When we looked at the marketplace we saw a need for an easy and discreet way for

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customers to medicate on the go. All of our products are easy to use and are very discreet with minimal to no odor. With the changing landscape of MMJ and recreational cannabis, what do you see as the biggest challenges to your progress as a company? Any advantages? Preparing for the new regulations presents a challenge, as we do not know for certain what those will look like. However, we remain focused on maneuvering the potential landscapes and preparing ourselves to be adaptable if and when regulations change. California is at an advantage because we can look at the states that went before us and we can learn from

what worked and what didn’t. What words of advice would you offer anyone seeking to enter the world of cannabis business? It’s an exciting time to be in this industry because it is and will continue to be shaped and defined by everyone that is actively engaging and involved. What do you hope to accomplish in the MMJ industry? Our primary goal is to make safe and effective medicine that patients trust and enjoy. Along with that, we strive everyday to educate the public on the benefits of cannabis, to circulate the research and evidence that is currently available and to further the dialogue and research. c

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2. Smokies Toke Couture Cannabis Hair Comb Cannabis weddings are all the rage right now, and everything from hemp dresses to cannabis inspired fashion accessories are being created. Smokies Toke Couture offers a special vintage hair comb that features two silver cannabis leaves set around an ivory pearl and clear rhinestones. Its unique design is subtle and beautiful, but still allows the wearer, whether they’re a bride or just a fashionista, to look amazing while showing off their love for cannabis. This particular comb is also offered in gold, but the store seller has a handful of unique handmade hair combs, as well as necklaces and earrings. PRICE: $30 MORE INFORMATION: www.etsy.com/SmokiesTokeCouture

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5. Podo Selfie sticks and tripods can come in handy for any group photo or selfie, but if you want to get a creative angle it’s not always easy to do so. Offering a new alternative to photo taking is Podo an 8 megapixel camera that you can stick anywhere, freeing up your hands and opening a world of creative possibility. How Podo works is it has an adhesive backing that can stick to most surfaces that is easily reusable, all you have to do is clean the adhesive backing after each use and let dry. Easy to use, Podo is a must have gadget for your next vacation or day out with friends! PRICE: $99 MORE INFORMATION: www.podolabs.com

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Forty Years Stoned: A Journalist’s Romance

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Tom Huth Heliotrope Books A touching and humorous memoir, Forty Years Stoned takes readers on a journey of care and love. The book follows Tom as he grows into a caregiver for his beloved wife Holly, who struggles with Parkinson’s disease. The story is more about the experience of cannabis as a bonding agent between this loving couple, and the personal exploration of using cannabis as a very successful medicine for Holly. This book serves as a small window into the very normal lives of millions of Americans who use cannabis for care and health. A poignant story to say the least. (Alex Bradley)

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The Revenant

Coming from the developers of World of Warcraft, Diablo and StarCraft games is the highly anticipated new competitive multiplayer first person shooter, Overwatch. There are over 20 unique characters to choose from, each with his or her own set of combat abilities and backstories, and many more are expected to be added in the future. The premise is simple: Two teams of six players are set against each other in maps with one of three objectives. Choose your strategy and work with friends to overcome the enemy team while you gush about immersive graphics and enjoyable backstory cinematics. (Nicole Potter)

Based loosely on the experiences of American frontiersman and explorer, Hugh Glass, The Revenant brings the early 1800s to life in the setting of roughly mapped Native American territory. The Revenant tells the story of Hugh Glass’s treacherous betrayal by his fellow fur-trappers, and his subsequent harrowing quest for survival and vengeance. With a cast of Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hardy (Mad Max Fury Road), Domhnall Gleeson (About Time) and Will Poulter (The Maze Runner) and excellent direction from Alejandro G. Iñárritu (21 Grams), The Revenant is certainly one not to be missed. (Simon Weedn)

20th Century Fox Dir. Alejandro G. Iñárritu

This Path Tonight Graham Nash Blue Castle Records For nearly six decades, Graham Nash has been an integral part of the international music community and, more specifically, a guiding voice in rock and roll and folk music both in Europe and the United States. This Path Tonight is a record which seems to find Nash contemplating both his slightly tumultuous present and his eventual end. Not dwelling on his past or resting on his laurels, Nash continues to push himself and his music forward with This Path Tonight, and easily demonstrates that he is just as capable as he ever was of holding his ground amongst veteran peers and modern contemporaries alike. (Simon Weedn)

WHAT: Bottlerock Music Festival. WHEN/WHERE: Fri, May 27- Sat, May 29. Napa Expo, 575 3rd St., Napa. INFO: For additional information visit bottlerocknapavalley.com.

Coachella and Outside Lands are California’s most well-known musical festivals, both offering a unique festival going experience. Starting in 2013 and set in California’s beautiful Napa Valley, Bottlerock is another awesome music festival that California should be wellknown for a delightful classic festival experience. Since the inception of this great event, it has only gotten better

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and better. This year’s lineup will include legendary artists like Stevie Wonder, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Lenny Kravitz—and that’s just a taste of what’s in store. Like all good music festivals, Bottlerock will feature art installations, food, delicious wines, craft beers and fun activities too. Jump on the wagon before it’s too late and grab tickets to California’s next great music festival.

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strain, edible & concentrate Royal Blueberry Disposable Vape Now we can all be royals. W Vapes’ Royal Blueberry Disposable Vape promises ninja-discrete, award-winning micro-doses of really tasty, pure, organic, pesticide-free cannabis oil with no additives or artificial flavoring. Taking home Hempcon awards left and right, the new W Vapes go high-tech with organic supercritical CO2-extracted cannabis oil, a stainless steel-tipped pen and glass oil container. An oil gauge tells you how much is left, the tip better protects against leaks and hits better than peers. W Vape pens feel smooth, well-made and draw really well, with a simple sip of the tip. The Royal Blueberry cart produced a light, sweet, hyper-clean and smooth vapor, with a lovely floral aftertaste, testing at 63 percent THC, with a lot of humulene (hops) and linalool (floral) terpenes.

Available wherever: W Vapes products are carried.

Khalifa Kush Rapper Wiz Khalifa has introduced his own trademark line of premium OG Kush, dubbed Khalifa Kush (KK). KK remains elite among the growing celebrity cannabis trend. Like the rapper, KK nugs are blingy, but on the smaller side. But those diminutive, dense, light-green, resinous trees are LOUD, and deliver a max-potency hybrid effect good for day and night—err, “Black and Yellow.” The newly re-opened Medithrive on Mission Street at 15th St. in the Mission District of San Francisco has some of the few limited suppliers of KK in the Bay. Our cut had pine, fuel and lemon terpenes by the truckload, though it could have used a better manicure. Patients have turned to OG Kush varieties for decades, primarily to treat stress and tension, as well as decrease nausea and build appetite, among other uses.

Available wherever: Medithrive in San Francsico.

Devil Cookie Cartridge Mega-flavor, purity and potency combine in this futuristic Devil Cookie Cartridge featuring Blue River cannabis terpenes, and available at San Francisco’s elegant the Barbary Coast. The pre-filled cartridge for standard vape pens starts with the source strain Devil Cookie—a mix of Inferno OG and Girl Scout Cookies, processed into a truly pure, gold oil, and pre-filled into a silver and glass cart. We got super-potent, pure vapor hits with gobs of flavor for such a processed oil. Gold Drop adds cannabis-derived terpenes from Blue River, who uses a precision pipette system to capture the full spectrum essence from whole plant cultivars without solvents. Testing at 81.91 percent THC and 1.31 percent CBD, patients are using high-THC vape pens rich in cannabis-derived terpenes for fastacting whole plant, entourage effects on neuropathy, nausea, migraine and PTSD.

Available at: Barbary Coast in San Francisco.

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Available at: Green Door and Mission Organic Center in San Francisco.

Raspberry Cheesecake Cookie Packing 30 state-regulated doses of THC per cookie, this Raspberry Cheesecake Cookie with white chocolate chips from Strictly Edibles is strictly for high-tolerance patients with a discerning sweet tooth. Available around the Bay Area this Spring, the dessert medicine satisfies the region’s max-THC preferences without skimping on flavor. Strictly Edibles nails the modern branding with the labelled, resealable plastic foil pouch. Inside, the cookie emanates this delicious-smelling mix of raspberry, butter, sugar and cream. The well-manufactured baked good feels fresh in the hand, brittle on the edges yet chewy inside, with ample white chocolate chips. The sample tastes good enough to scarf the whole thing down. Medical cannabis edibles can provide long-lasting, body focused effects to manage pain, muscle spasms, insomnia and depression.

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Premium Jack Crumble Take your flower bowls up a notch with this delicious topper of Premium Jack Crumble from Zlixir, available in the Bay Area. The extract starts with indoor premium Jack Herer—the Netherlands’ unbeatable 80/20 sativa hybrid made of Northern Lights, Skunk and Haze. Next, Zlixir performs a closed-loop butane extraction, purging the concentrate to safe levels while retaining the full mix of Jack’s must-have terps. All Zlixir is tested at CW Analytical in Oakland. This is a gorgeous, golden, dry, consistent crumble extract with extremely high terpene counts and a very high 70 percent-plus potency, while still being very affordable. It’s super-easy to add to a bowl or a joint where it delivers all of Jack’s flavor and potency in a more distilled form. Patients use high-THC concentrates of sativas for daytime management of depression, appetite, migraine, nausea and various types of chronic nerve pain.

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Cruz N’ Combo Cookie

Available wherever: Big Pete’s Treats products are carried.

Start your cruise early this Summer with Big Pete’s Treats, Cruz N’ Combo Cookie, an eight-dose delight. Big Pete is a larger-than-life baker from Santa Cruz, and he brings the beach scene’s laid-back vibe to his edibles. The Cruz N’ Combo lives in a basic plastic sealed bag with label. You tear it open to start in on the cookie—which smells like baked cookie heaven. Our Cruz N’ Combo was fresh and crumbly with really rich chocolate flavor in the chips, and just-like-dad-made-em oat and peanut butter cookie taste. A mild cannabis butter note points to the 80mg of THC in there—equal to eight state doses. For high-tolerance patients, a quarter-cookie is good for mediumstrength, indica body-centric effects within two hours.

Black Jack Caliva has some phenomenal prices on this really functional, useful, balanced strain Black Jack—a mix of Blackberry Kush and Jack Herer. The two go really great together. Caliva’s cut of Black Jack smells like Jack right off the bat—fresh, sugar-candy-sweet, with a note of pine. But there’s Blackberry Kush’s density in these nugs, and occasional dapples of purple pop out among Jack’s traditional light-green leaf. Caliva buds are perfectly dried, and cured. Grinding helps unlock the Blackberry Kush terpenes behind the really huge, enticing candied Jack aroma. Jack Herer’s sativa hybrid effects are more dominant, with the Blackberry providing a nice anchor. Patients are using hybrids like this day or night to treat neuropathic pain or nausea, ADD and alcohol dependence.

Available at: Caliva in San Jose

Gorilla P

Available at: Buddy’s in San Jose.

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Don’t make any sudden movements in this strain’s presence, Gorilla P is a speedy and psychedelic-yet-focused cross of Gorilla Glue and Cat Piss. Buddy’s in San Jose is vertically integrated, and Gorilla P is among their rarest holdings. It multiplies the super popular, triple-Diesel-Chocolate Gorilla Glue #4, by the legendary, old-school, astringent strain—Cat Piss. Gorilla P knocks noses back with its biting fuel smell, with a chocolate undernote. It’s an acquired taste of aficionados—a pure shot of the elemental aroma underpinning Chemdawg, and hence Diesel, OG Kush and even Cookies. Gorilla P is absurdly icy with trichomes, and monumentally potent when smoked. The max-THC, sativa hybrid effects are for veteran tokers alone, promising energy, euphoria and focus for some patients.

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Super Lemon Haze Rosin

Available at: Redwood Coast Collective in Santa Cruz.

Get back to nature with Canna Luna Extracts’ world-class Rosin Super Lemon Haze, carried by the Redwood Coast dispensary. This rosin has a great, accurate, natural Super Lemon Haze strain smell—rich in limonene terpenes. It’s markedly different from more processed solvent hash—both butane and CO2. “Rosin” is a newly trending, sap-like, high-potency extract made with just heat, pressure and filtration. It’s also waxier, less sticky, solid and opaque at room temperature, making pretty workable and ideal for dabbing more than anything. You can really see the quality and consistency on the dabber. Rosin Super Lemon Haze dabbed really, really nice—hyper-potent, and refined, with the authentic spectrum of Super Lemon Haze terpenes. Highpotency extracts of sativas can lift moods, and provide energy, some depressed patients report.

Fatty’s Rosin Roll 3X Jack Great for high-tolerance folks and those who want a more cigar-like mouth-feel without cancer-causing tobacco—Fatty’s Rosin Roll 3X Jack combines bud, keef and rosin into one Fatty. Fatty’s is the new heavyweight in the pre-roll game and their Rosin Rolls offer a naturally extracted, solvent-free, option. The J is tightly packed and the paper is furry with kief, and Fatty’s infused the joint with “rosin”—a sap-like highpotency extract made with heat, pressure and filtration. Rosin Rolls provides very thick, uber-potent, smooth hits. The Jack Herer terpenes are muted compared to the high-THC bite of all the kief and rosin, which is OK with us. Just a few puffs off this Rosin Roll should be good for most patients—the tripleJack attack provides hybrid daytime pain relief, and mood elevation, and well as energy.

Available wherever: Fatty’s products are carried.

Cherry Sherbet

Available at: The First Hemp Bank Solano in Vallejo.

First Hemp Bank Solano in Vallejo carries this brand new, rare cut of Cherry Sherbet that promises to sweeten up everyone’s dessert. Sherbet is CookieFam genetics, descended from Platinum Girl Scout Cookies and a more sweet, berry Pink Panties. Here, Sunset Sherbet was likely combined with some cherry-flavored genetics (candidates include Cherry Kush, or Cherry AK).The results are mouth-watering and stunning. Cherry Sherbet has that flat-yet-enticingly complex bag smell, and grinding the super-dense, well-dried and cured buds really helps bring out the rich, syrupy mix of cherry terpenes and sherbet’s underlying berry-creamyfuel smell. Cherry Sherbet smokes flavorful, mediumbodied and smooth, with extremely strong effects. It’s relaxing without being sedative, and can help the mind unwind from feedback loops of anxiety and stress. It may be too potent for most productive hours but is great for after work.

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Testing The Varieties: Part 4 The winter garden was started in January in a 4’ x 4’ tent. The 35 plants were in 6” containers that were lit by a 1000-watt HPS lamp and were irrigated using a wick system. They were kept in vegetative growth for about two weeks. Then the light regimen was switched to flowering; 12 on and 12 off, and the fertilizer was changed from a vegetative to flowering formula. The plants were getting crowded, so in late February they were placed in a 4’ x 8’ greenhouse that received a limited amount of natural light but which was also given supplemental light using two 1000watt lamps that were on during the early part of each day for five hours. This was a winter garden and it was before the Spring Equinox (March 22) so the plants received fewer than 12 hours of light. The garden

TIP OF THE MONTH FROM ASK ED® Get Ready For Growing Outdoors Are you planning to grow outdoors or in a greenhouse this summer? There’s still time to give your plants a headstart indoors. Whether you are starting from seed or clone, by starting indoors under lights the plants get more total growing time. This is important because cannabis plants of the same variety, whether big or small, will flower at the same time based on hours of uninterrupted dark time each day. With a headstart, the plants grow bigger before they transition to flowering which results in a much larger yield.

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harvest began on March 25, just six weeks after the plants were placed into flowering. All of them ripened within a two-week period. Once they were cut, some of the fan leaves were removed and the plants were hung to dry in a cool room. Usually the room stays between 65-70 degrees, but it has been cool recently and the room temperature has stayed in the low 60s, which slows drying. It’s also been cloudy and rainy, keeping the average relative humidity around 65 percent, but 50 percent is ideal for drying and curing. So after two weeks, the plants are still a little moist, very pliable and not ready to take the next step in their journey, manicuring. To speed things up, I have plugged in a dehumidifier that will heat the room a little bit as it removes moisture. The plants had a number of different shapes in life, and as they are hanging without their fan leaves it is easy to see the different shapes that the plants have developed. The buds will be manicured and then weighed and tested for cannabinoid content. Then we will have a profile of what they look like their relative yield and their shape. Having this information will help farmers to plan their gardens or fields, and help answer questions such as how far apart to space the plants and how to prune them for bigger yields. When this experiment was first started, we ended up with some extra clones that we eventually planted in threegallon containers. We placed the plants outside and let them go. Five of the six plants ripened about a week after the last greenhouse plants were harvested. So those plants were cut leaving only small immature buds and leaves from the lower part of the plant. Hopefully, the plants will regenerate and be ready to harvest later in the season. c

The 35 plants in the greenhouse are ready to harvest.

A typical greenhouse plant.

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Six of the plants spent most of their flowering time outdoors.

Bud of one of the outdoor plants.

Harvesting one of the outdoor plants.

The fresh cut outdoor plants hanging next to the greenhouse plants.

The indoor plants were still too moist after two weeks.

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Remember, cannabis is and isn’t legal in Spain. While most cannabis enthusiasts grow their own plants hydroponically or on a balcony or in a backyard, it is still illegal to grow big crops or to sell cannabis for public (or black market) consumption. A legal provision, however, allows for private use inside a residence. (Smoking cannabis outside or in public places is not a crime, but can end up in a hefty fine of 600 euros.) Spain’s now hundreds of non-profit cannabis clubs run with very little government intervention or police busts. Locals (and travelers) must become a “member” of the club, which usually means dropping a small cash donation and signing the community ground rules paper work. Some clubs focus more on medical cannabis applications because CBD oil is legal here. At “smoking” clubs, expect to hit your flower bud purchase immediately from a community bong or buy a few papers for rolling in a living room-like setting complete with strong Spanish espresso and a THC-laced chocolate treat.

by Sheryll Alexander

May is one of the best times to visit cannabis-friendly Madrid, Spain. While Barcelona may be known as Spain’s most groovy (and most cannabis friendly) Spanish beachside destination, Madrid is more metropolitan in a good way. As the capital of Spain and located smack dab in the middle of this charming Mediterranean country, Madrid is on the rise. Everything from Spain just seems a little better these days, including the cannabis culture. Plus, the people in this pulsating metropolis are known for their warmth and generosity. But cannabis in Spain isn’t yet fully legal. A loophole in Spanish law has, however, allowed

for not-for-profit private “cannabis clubs” to flourish. Most are set up like any dispensary in California, Colorado or Washington, but also have an available smoke room as toking indoors amongst friends is perfectly fine. Flower strains, edibles and paraphernalia can also abound at a Madrid-style cannabis club, but they are not for “sale.” The price is labeled a “cash donation” and this donation system seems to work rather well in a country that’s way into sharing homegrown plant strains. There’s no shortage of things to do, eat, drink and smoke in Madrid. Countless tourist attractions await as well as neighborhoods bursting with Old World charm, New

World music, taste bud titillating tapas and everflowing cava (a light, sparkling, champagnelike alcoholic beverage). The art of performance is also unleashed in this creative city too. Dance (ballet, flamenco and modern), Broadwaystyle musical theatre and live theatre abound, especially in spring and through summer. It’s no wonder Madrid—and all of Spain for that matter—should be number one on any cannabis enthusiast’s travel bucket list with a veritable feast of cultural assets along with some of the warmest people on the planet, easy-toget smoke and some of the world’s best hotels, attractions, food, drink and weather. c

Fun-Filled Facts Madrid has accommodations for every budget from funky apartment rentals to artsy boutique hotels to palatial resorts. But did you know this third largest city in Europe is also one of the most diverse with accommodations for romantics? Some springtime and summer visitors choose a hotel with a rooftop pool for some of the best views and vibes in the city. 1

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Currently, Madrid’s elegant Teatro Lope de Vega is hosting a longstanding run of El Rey Leon, which is the Spanish version of Disney’s The Lion King. Other big box musicals in town through May are the Tony-award winning Priscilla Queen of the Desert (Nuevo Teatro Alcala) and what has been called an “ambitious” Cabaret (Teatro Rialto). 2

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Why did you start using cannabis? Mental health medication all had unpleasant side effects. The pain medications impaired me; I was vomiting, constipated and I had little to no focus. I was unable to drive because of my feeling uncomfortable behind the wheel. Did you try other methods or treatments before cannabis? Yes. Opiates, as well as mental health pills for depression, anxiety and bi-polar disorder (which I later learned were not needed or beneficial for me at the time). What’s the most important issue or problem facing medical cannabis patients?

There are unnecessary delays in issuing patient cards with a broken system that relies on the Department of Health. I feel like there are unnecessary and arbitrary rules, regulations and legislation, where numbers are simply pulled out of the hat. What do you say to folks that are skeptical about cannabis as medicine? The risk of death and the potential side effects from taking opiate-derived analgesics (pain pills)— these were the things that made my life nightmarish. When I use cannabis to control my pain, I do not consider death. However, before I started using cannabis, I would take a pain pill and I would worry about losing my life. Now, that worry has disappeared, thanks to cannabis. c

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Perfectly prepared dishes for the month of May

Menu: Sesame Canna-Chicken Salad with Strawberry Canna-Sesame Dressing Mini Ricotta Pineapple-Crepe Soufflés

by JeffThe420Chef

Spring is in full swing all over the country this month. May is also the month to celebrate Mom! So, this issue, renowned Canna-Chef JeffThe420Chef has prepared some lovely dishes in perfect harmony with moms across the board, and Spring taste buds too! Relying on fresh produce and the subtle sweetness of a mother’s love, he’s picked two of his favorite light dishes just in time for Mother’s Day or any special occasion, made even more special with some precise cannabis dosing. Dig in and enjoy the season! Dedicated to improving the lives of other people, JeffThe420Chef is the only cannabis chef in the world who specializes in cooking and baking with specially crafted canna-butters and canna-oils, created specifically

to achieve the health and wellness goals of those who choose to medicate with cannabis. Jeff also specializes in teaching how to properly prepare and dose cannabis edibles. Dubbed “The Julia Child of Weed” by The Daily Beast, “The Ganja Gourmet” by Newsweek and “The King of Edibles” by Elite Daily, JeffThe420Chef works with a myriad of both THC and CBD rich strains of cannabis known for their unique attributes. He then removes the majority of the cannabis odor and taste from the flower or “bud” and infuses the cannabinoid compounds from the cannabis into grass fed butter and healthy oils, creating “pedigree” canna-butters and canna-oils that he uses to create tasty, properly dosed cannabis infused gourmet meals and treats.

Legal Disclaimer Publishers of this publication are not making any representations with respect to the safety or legality of the use of medical marijuana. The recipes listed here are for general entertainment purposes only, and are intended for use only where medical marijuana is not a violation of state law. Edibles can vary in potency while a consumers’ weight, metabolism and eating habits may affect effectiveness and safety. Ingredient management is important when cooking with cannabis for proper dosage. Please consume responsibly and check with your doctor before consumption to make sure that it is safe to do so.

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This colorful grilled chicken salad is a fan favorite. It’s the perfect balance of sweet and savory. The salad is not only light, simple to make and chock-full of flavor, but it also kicks in pretty quickly since the cannabinoids are in the dressing and are therefore easily metabolized.

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Sesame Canna-Chicken Salad with Strawberry Canna-Sesame Dressing

Number of servings: 12 side salads / 6 entrée salads Preparation time: 40 minutes Cooking time: 8 to 10 minutes

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½ cup of water

¼ cup barbecue sauce For the dressing: ½ cup strawberries, muddled

¼ teaspoon dry mustard

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1 teaspoon minced garlic

¼ cup sesame oil (plain)

Pinch of salt and freshly ground black pepper

½ tablespoon strawberry jam

3 tablespoons rice vinegar For the salad: 3 cups kale, torn or as chiffonade

1 cup broccoli florets ¾ cup strawberries, sliced

3 cups baby greens

1 mango, diced

1 cup green cabbage, shredded

1 cup snow peas

1 cup red cabbage, shredded

1 Italian cucumber, sliced thin

1 cup brussel sprouts, shredded

½ package dry instant ramen noodles, crumbled

2 blood oranges, divided into supremes (remove the membrane), or 1 small can mandarin oranges

To finish the salad: Toss the kale, baby greens, green cabbage, red

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Make the dressing: Make the dressing by mixing all the ingredients together in a small bowl. Set it aside to let the flavors develop.

cabbage, brussel sprouts and broccoli. Top with the marinated chicken, orange supremes, strawberries, mango, snow peas and cucumber. Drizzle with the salad dressing and sprinkle with crushed ramen noodles and sesame seeds before serving. *Approximate dose per serving is based on infusing 5 grams of cured/dried/ de-carbed cannabis into 5 ounces of oil.

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Directions Marinate the chicken: Pound the chicken breasts until the sides are even. Separately, mix the hoisin sauce, barbecue sauce, kosher salt, and plain sesame oil into ½ cup of water and stir well. Pour the mixture into a 1-gallon Ziploc bag along with the chicken and marinate in the refrigerator for at least 4 hours, or overnight. Grill for 4 to 5 minutes on each side, rotating each side 45°

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Mini Ricotta Pineapple-Crepe Soufflés

One of my all-time favorite dishes! I make 6 minis to snack on during the week. You can also make one large soufflé by placing all the blintzes on top of the melted butter in a large baking dish. Then just pour the soufflé mixture over the crepes and bake for 1 hour.

Ingredients For the crepes: 1 cup milk ¼ cup cold water 1 cup all-purpose flour

Number of servings: 6 2-ounce ramekins Preparation time: 15 minutes Cooking time: 1 hour

1 tablespoon sugar 2 eggs, lightly beaten

1 stick grass-fed butter, cold (you won’t use the whole stick—it’s just to grease the pan)

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Local eateries with similar dishes: The Rotunda 150 Stockton St., Level Four, San Francisco (415) 249-2720 www.neimanmarcus.com Vino Vino 87 N San Pedro St., San Jose (408) 703-2333 www.vinovinobar.com Cascal 400 Castro St., Mountain View (650) 940-9500 www.cascalrestaurant.com

10%: 7.6 milligrams

For the cheese filling:

15%: 11.4 milligrams

1 cup ricotta cheese

¼ cup crushed

½ cup mascarpone

pineapple, drained

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1 egg

20%: 15.2 milligrams

3 tablespoons confectioners’ sugar For the soufflé: 1 stick grass-fed butter, melted 1 cup sugar

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Blend together the crepe ingredients: Milk, cold water, flour, sugar, eggs and canna-butter. Heat a small nonstick pan on medium. Rub the stick of grass-fed butter around bottom and sides of the pan. Pour enough batter into the pan to coat the bottom. Cook for 30 to 40 seconds until the batter sets. Shake gently to loosen. Flip, using a small silicon spatula and cook another 30 to 40 seconds. Transfer to a plate and repeat until all the batter is used. In a medium mixing bowl, combine cheese-filling ingredients: Ricotta cheese, mascarpone cheese, confectioners’ sugar, crushed

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pineapple and egg. Mix well. Place 1 tablespoon of the cheese filling in each crepe and fold them opposite edge to opposite edge, then roll open sides over folded edges to create a closed little blintz. Set aside and repeat. Preheat oven to 340°F. Pour 1 to 2 tablespoons of melted butter to cover the bottom of each ramekin. Place 1 crepe in each ramekin. Blend the soufflé ingredients: Sugar, eggs, sour cream, pineapple juice, vanilla, cinnamon, crushed pineapple and salt. Pour the mixture over the crepes, filling each ramekin threequarters full. Bake for 1 hour until golden brown and then serve.

*Approximate dose per serving is based on infusing 5 grams of cured/dried/decarbed cannabis into 1 1/3 sticks of butter.

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“The Films of Seijun Suzuki,” Opens May 7

Japanese filmmaker Seijun Suzuki has a career spanning five decades making “surreal” film, mostly in the Yakuza style. In this showcase, viewers will be able to experience Suzuki’s genius firsthand with screenings of his films, opening with Smashing the O-Line. Berkeley Art Museum & Pacific Film Archive, Berkeley bampfa.org

Irish Fleadh, May 7-8

“Fleadh” is the Gaelic term for festival, pronounced “Fla.” Bring out the Irish in you during this festive event where you can eat, drink, dance and just be merry. Stephens Green, Mountainview svirishfeladh.com

Cross on his “Make America Great Again!” tour where his performance is heavily focused on political humor. Fox Theater, Oakland foxoakland.com

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“Over the Wall,” Ends May 14

“Over the Wall” is a group exhibition that focuses on the how emotions function in systems of oppression and surveillance. Southern Exposure says, “At the center of each work is a focus on creating a space for intimacy within a dehumanizing system.” Southern Exposure, San Francisco www.soex.org

Kinky Boots, May 11-22

Kinky Boots is a Broadway musical that tells the story of a young man, Charlie Price, who’s working to revive the family shoe factory. With the help of a fashionable friend, Price creates an irresistible line of shoes that helps his family’s business. Golden Gate Theater, San Francisco shnsf.com

Beyoncé, MAY 16 The Do-Over Tour, May 19

Adams Sandler and a few of his buddies will be hitting seven cities on The Do-Over Tour. When we say “a few of his buddies” that means the tour will feature David Spade, Rob Schneider and Nick Swardson, along with other special guests. Bill Graham Civic Auditorium, San Francisco billgrahamcivicauditorium.com

Comedy Bang, Bang, May 23 David Cross, May 12

Although it has been some time since David Cross has toured as a stand-up comedian, the entertainer has been selling out shows left and right. Join

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This unconventional podcast is hosted by Scott Aukerman (The Mr. Show) and features a wide and unexpected array of guests. Join Auckerman as he casually chats with guests or engages in friendly comedic competition.

Beyoncé performs at the site of her controversial Super Bowl 50 performance as part of “The Formation World Tour.” As queen of pop culture, Beyoncé has revolutionized what it takes to be a performer. Levi’s Stadium, Santa Clara www.levisstadium.com

Fox Theater, Oakland thefoxoakland.com

Buzzcocks 40th Anniversary, May 25

Once called “the Beatles of Punk,” the Buzzcocks are one of the most influential U.K. rock groups to date. Original, energetic and raw, the Buzzcocks put on a great show every time. Slim’s, San Francisco www.slimspresents.com

Taco Festival of Innovation, May 28

Curated by Moveable Feast, the Taco Festival of Innovation features 30 of the best taco trucks in the Bay Area. Plates are only $6, so pace yourself and prepare to indulge in the greatest tacos, from Vietnamese shrimp to juicy short rib. History Park, San Jose sjtaco.com

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LEAD STORY—TAKE THAT, PORTLAND! u Seattle’s ambitious Office of Arts & Culture has allocated $10,000 this year to pay a poet or writer to create a work while present on the city’s Fremont Bridge drawbridge. The office’s deputy director told the Seattle Post-Intelligencer in January that the city wants to encourage “public art” and that the grant will oblige the recipient to create a work of prose or poetry from the bridge’s northwest tower, to help the people of Seattle understand the function of art in the city. (The artist will not be “in residence,” for the tower has no running water).

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THE CONTINUING CRISIS u The dominantsubmissive lifestyle soared to higher-brow status in February when The New York Times reported on the recent marriage of the celebrated composer of “moody, queasy” works (and compulsive dominant) Georg Friedrich Haas to Mollena Williams, who blogs introspectively about her own kinky bondage as “The Perverted Negress.” Friedrich had introduced himself to her on a dating site with the note, “I would like to tame you,” and credits her acceptance for his improved productivity— because, he said, “I am not (any longer) disturbed by unfulfilled thoughts.” Although Williams-Haas is a black woman submitting to a white man, she explained that, “To say I can’t play my personal psychodrama out just because I’m black, that’s racist.”

NEW WORLD ORDER u Exasperated, Columbia County (Pennsylvania) District Judge Craig Long felt the need to post a sign outside his courtroom in January informing visitors that they should not wear pajamas to court. However, even Judge Long acknowledged that his admonition was not enforceable and that he was merely trying to encourage minimal standards. BRIGHT IDEAS u The roadside billboard giant Clear Channel Outdoor Americas announced in February that it would soon be recording the cellphone locations of drivers who pass the company’s signs in 11 cities in order to give advertisers more information on how to pitch products to people with those particular travel patterns and behaviors. Clear Channel asserts that no individual identifications would be sought, but

privacy advocates fret about potential abuses, and even a Clear Channel executive acknowledged that the program “does sound a bit creepy.” (On the other hand, as Clear Channel pointed out to The New York Times, cellphone users’ locations and characteristics are already being extensively monitored by advertisers). NOT THE USUAL SUSPECTS u A then-married couple, both graduates of elite California law schools, were convicted of felonies and went to jail briefly two years ago for a criminal scheme inexplicably tawdry—and in February 2016 lost a resultant civil lawsuit for $5.7 million to the scheme’s victim. A woman at their child’s school had referred to the lawyers’ son as “slow,” enraging Kent Easter (University of California at Berkeley) and then-wife, Jill (UCLA), who retaliated by planting drugs and paraphernalia in Kelli

Peters’ car and then, a man identified via circumstantial evidence as Kent (with an accent as if from India), called in a DUI tip to police, resulting in Peters’ arrest. According to Peters, neither perpetrator has ever expressed remorse, and although Kent admitted to “stupidity,” he now complains that Peters does not deserve her windfall (like a “Powerball winner,” he said). CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE u Vicky Leyton, 72, announced her retirement recently in Benidorm, Spain, over health concerns, but the lady’s 30-year run in her one-of-a-kind, “Sticky Vicky” magic show can hardly be forgotten by the 6 million fans who have witnessed it. Trained as a ballerina but emulating magicians who pull rabbits out of top hats, Vicky extracted an impressive array of items, also—from the body cavity that is occasionally the subject of News of the Weird stories. One review in Spain’s El Pais newspaper described a typical inventory: fluffy flags, flowers, ping-pong balls, sausages, eggs, a string of razor blades, a bottle and a light bulb (that was aglow!). NOTHING MORE TO SEE HERE? u Additional Details Needed: (1) Andrew McNeil, 34, was arrested in Lincoln, Nebraska, in January and charged with disturbing the peace. According to the police report (and lacking follow-up reporting by local news outlets), McNeil was found around 11 p.m. naked and “covered in sawdust.” (2) Rob Moore, 32, was arrested for misdemeanor drug possession in Marathon, Florida, in February, but he had only come to police attention when an officer heard him banging on the trunk of his car from the inside. Without follow-up reporting, Moore’s story was that he was looking for something in the trunk, fell in, and couldn’t get out.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS u Perps Who Needed to Hit the Gym: (1) Anthony Nemeth, 26, seeking pain medication but lacking a prescription, leaped over the pharmacy counter of a Walgreens in Bradenton, Florida, in February and demanded a supply. Customer David West, 25, standing at the counter with his girlfriend, ended the “robbery” with four quick punches, sending Nemeth to the floor. (West is a competitive boxer and reportedly a former state champion). (2) Wheelchairuser Betty Jeffery, 76, was briefly the victim of a pursesnatching in Pitsea, England, in February. She appeared vulnerable, but in fact is a former national arm-wrestling champion and slugged the young female thief in the face, slowing her down and leading her to drop the purse as she fled. u Didn’t Think It Through: (1) Simon Chaplin, 62, thought he had cleverly evaded police near Hebron, England, recently (thus avoiding a speeding ticket) by employing a do-it-yourself, James Bondstyle smokescreen device on his Peugeot sedan, facilitating a smoggy getaway. Initially, baffled police officers were forced to hang back, but of course as the haze broke, they merely followed the smoke trail up ahead and caught Chaplin (who was convicted in Swansea Crown Court in February). (2) The man who tried to vandalize a cafe in the Richmond suburb of Melbourne, Australia, in February, got away, but surveillance video showed that, in dousing the outside of the building with fire accelerant, he had also doused his own shoes and was spotted running off with his feet on fire. A NEWS OF THE WEIRD CLASSIC (AUGUST 2011) u Unclear on the Concept: A Singaporean army draftee iReadCULTURE.com MAY 2016

caused a public stir in March (2011) when he was photographed by a visitor as he underwent physical training in army fatigues but with his maid following behind him carrying his backpack on her shoulders. (Army officials told reporters the draftee had since been “counsel(ed).”) HARDLY A “DO-NOTHING” CONGRESS u In March, U.S. Rep. Pete Sessions of Texas, chairman of the House Rules Committee, introduced a resolution to recognize “magic” as one of America’s “national treasure(s),” backed by a 711-word paean urging all to “support and protect” the storied craft—which needs to be “understood and promulgated,” especially given that, according to Sessions, it “requires only the capacity to dream.” Sessions made no link of magic to resolving other congressional business (such as, for

instance, ending the string of 64 consecutive failed votes to repeal the Affordable Care Act).

stories are grandfathered in (though his “Ferris wheel” appears to have been shelved).

LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS u People With Too Much Money: Residents on London’s swankiest street (Kensington Palace Gardens), stymied in efforts to build upward on their relatively small lots, instead plan elaborate “basements”— extending as far as five stories down, with elevators, swimming pools, gyms, climbing walls, and one even with a “Ferris wheel” for dialing up the resident’s daily choice among his several cars. However, embassies are located on the street and have challenged the construction chaos as offending their sovereignty under international law. Recent restrictions limit the basements to one story down, but billionaire entrepreneur Jon Hunt’s five

NEW WORLD ORDER u Mystery fiction has always been a popular genre, but now, readers who prefer that their crimes be solved by cats have several series of brilliant felines to choose from. As The Wall Street Journal reported in February, the major controversy swirling at “cat fiction” conventions is whether the clever kitties should advance the plot by speaking. “We all talk to our pets,” noted one bestselling author, “and most of us imagine the other side of the dialogue.” (Among the sets boasting more than a million copies are the “Joe Greys,” the “Klepto Cats,” the “Cat Shout for Joy” suite, and the recently concluded, 29-volume run of “Cat Who” books, e.g., “The Cat Who Could Read Backwards.”) u A Perfect Storm of Vacuousness: In February, British marketing company Havas Helia tapped the “millennial” generation’s obsessions with craft beer and data-driven knowledge, announcing the development of 0101—a brew created, it said, by social media messages. The company, “finding” that the generation appeared “optimistic,” analyzed “thousands” of the generation’s messages against 24 human emotions, which it translated to 38 particular emotional states, which were fed into the IBM Watson computer, which selected 10 existing beers, whose recipes were then cribbed to create 0101 (a “cream ale” with honey and two specific kinds of hops, tasting of “optimism, love, imagination, and gentle overtones of excitement”). LEAST COMPETENT GOVERNMENT u Following a simplistic hack at the Internal Revenue

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Service that permitted several thousand tax returns to be illegally accessed and refunds commandeered, the agency created an equally porous “fix” merely copied from failed security elsewhere on the IRS website. According to a March Washington Post report, the fix admirably added one level of security (a personal PIN), but nonetheless allowed anyone to change another’s PIN using publicly available information. IRS Commissioner John Koskinen told the Post that “only a handful” of taxpayers were victimized by the faulty fix (but later defined “handful” as “fewer than 200”). THINGS PEOPLE BELIEVE u Murders are being committed over hair weaves, reported WMC-TV (Memphis, Tennessee) in March, with one likely explanation being a belief that a person who acquires tufts of human hair surely acquires the fortunes— good or bad—of the person who grew the hair. That is especially true of “virgin” hair from India, shorn for religious sacrifices (“tonsuring”) before falling into the hands of agents who sell to Western women. Said a Memphis pastor, “A generation back or so,” people were being killed over tennis shoes. “Now (it’s) hair.” WAIT, WHAT? u Infrastructure Blues: (1) A 5-year-old, slow-moving underground fire (beneath a Superfund cleanup site) is within 1,200 feet of a waste site for nuclear weapons near St. Louis, according to a December Associated Press report. The Environmental Protection Agency, of course, said not to worry, that the heat from the fire was not enough to ignite chemicals or trigger an explosion. (2) While America was outraged about the water in Flint, Michigan, the tap water in Crystal City, Texas (100 miles southwest of San Antonio)

was suddenly as black and thick “as oil” and “stank,” according to a resident. The city’s water superintendent said the town had decided to clean residue from the system for the first time in “20 to 30 years.” PEOPLE WITH ISSUES u (1) Reagan National Airport in Washington, D.C., disclosed in March that in 2015 it received 8,670 noise complaints—but that 6,500 came from the same person (thus averaging 18 per day, every day). (2) Buddhist monk Julian Glew, 45, was arrested in September in Humberside, England, and later sentenced to 11 weeks in prison after he slashed (by his count) 162 tires in his neighborhood because, he said, he was angry that he had stepped on an insect and needed to be jailed. LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS u Needed Training Wheels: Timothy Broad, 30, was convicted in February of a November Clacton, England, convenience store robbery and jailed for more than three years. The balaclava-wearing Broad had pedaled away from the store with the money but managed to fall off his bicycle three separate times, in short order, in the process losing both the balaclava (from which his DNA was recovered) and all the cash. RECURRING THEMES u Once again, public service personnel were disciplined for violating rules even though perhaps saving a life. In March, a captain and a sergeant in the Falmouth Volunteer Fire Department near Fredericksburg, Virginia, were suspended for rushing an infant girl (who was having a seizure) to the hospital in their fire engine despite rules requiring that they wait for an ambulance (which they ascertained was still 10 to 15 minutes away). The firefighters administered

oxygen and delivered the girl safely to the ER 13 minutes after the 911 call, though she had suffered another seizure in the hospital’s parking lot. Said the grateful father, “My wife and I feel terrible for the fallout . . . to these two gentlemen.” u India (especially in Bihar state) has been plagued by legendary school-cheating scandals—with parents last year even seemingly re-creating the scene of the siege of the Alamo by using tall ladders en masse to climb the walls of a testing center to pass cheat sheets to students. In February, on recruiting day for prestigious army jobs in Bihar, wary officials administered written tests in a field with all aspirants sitting cross-legged and clad only in underpants, balancing exam papers on their thighs. Officials thus avoided needing to frisk the large number of applicants. A NEWS OF THE WEIRD CLASSIC (OCTOBER 2011) u In October (2011), a court in Ottawa, Ontario, sentenced pornography collector Richard Osborn, 46, to a year in jail on several charges but dismissed the more serious child porn counts. Judge Robert Fournier ruled that Osborn’s hard-core images of Bart and Lisa Simpson and Milhouse were not illegal, on the ground that he could not be certain of the characters’ ages. (Baby Maggie Simpson was not involved in sex). Judge Fournier was clearly exasperated at Osborn’s perversions, among them his homemade video of swimsuit-clad youngsters, interspersed with shots of Osborn himself masturbating, aided by a Cabbage Patch doll with cut-open mouth. Finally, a disgusted Judge Fournier halted the presentation of evidence. “Enough,” he said. “We are not paid to sit here and torture ourselves.” iReadCULTURE.com MAY 2016

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