D E R E V O C UN Issue 2
April/1/2022
Table of Contents: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.
PJ Day Every Wednesday. Burger Day Ending, Potato Day Beginning. Costume Day. No Coffee? School Mascot. Swimming Lessons. Virtual School Coming Back. No teacher day. Dry DAY Instead of Water Day.`
PJ Day Every Friday
By Zainab Sami
ISG Jubail is pleased to announce that from April, we will have Pajama Day every Friday! Basically you must wear any of your pajamas to school. If you want to make your day comfortable and fun, bringing a blanket could be good. If you don't have a specific clothing for going to sleep then just try to wear something comfy like: Hoodies, sweatpants, or anything you're comfortable with. We hope you enjoy pajama day and stay comfy.
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Burger Day Ending Potato Day Beginning? By; Fatenah Fares
We are really sorry to tell you the bad news we have received from the school Principal. Burger day will be ending sadly. We got more details from Mr.Wingers. "We have decided that Burger Day is ending because we want to feed our students healthier and we have received bad reviews from all the parents saying the chicken tastes like eggs and it looks raw," Mr. Wingers stated. Honestly, as the magazine group, we are really sorry about sharing this news but we have to tell the truth. We have also got some news that the PTO might replace burger day with Potato Day, but we are hoping on getting more news soons. 4
Costume Day By: Muhammad Aaraiz
Mr. Wingers has confirmed that there is going to be a costume on April 9. Dress up as cartoon characters, anime, games, etc. The costume day will also have a teacher vs student costume tournament. The rumor going around that this is going to happen every month! This month's prize for the best costume is a trophy of best costume. 5
No Coffee?
By:Fatenah fares
The school has banned coffee from the school of ISG Jubail. Scientists have found out that coffee makes teachers lose their minds and teach the students the wrong things. Students lately have been so distracted and they care about is playing. We know this will be a huge effect on the teachers but this is the right thing to do. Mr.Wingers said: "I have been noticing teachers have been drinking 13-14 cups of coffee a day, this is not good for our students and their education."
"I have been visiting classes and the teachers have been teaching their students education from the older days which they won't understand. " We hope the teachers understand and know this is for the sake of their students. This ban will start April 3.
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School Mascot
By Meor Zayn
Our current mascot is a jaguar. Mr. Wingers and other teachers have thought of changing it to a mouse. Mr. Wingers said, “Mice are fast, agile, flexible and semi intelligent animals. There are hundreds of types of different mice and we want our school to be unique and have people from all over the world and be different in ways. Mice are also very good climbers, jumpers and swimmers. They also build their own nest out of the things they have so they show innovation. Mice are also very curious animals. We want our school's students to be like mice.” It sounds crazy all of these are true facts. What do you think? Do you think its crazy do you think we should?
School Mascot The school has thought about 3 options for our school logo.
The final decision will be made by an international mouse expert
Swimming lessons By Meor Zayn
Swimming lessons will be starting on April 5th. The swimming coach Mr. Laing said, “I will be your swimming coach for the time. Grades 3-5 are available to join and it will start from 2-3 on Wednesday. I hope some of you will join.” Swimming equipment will not be provided and also a pool will not be provided.
Mr. Wingers said, “Hello everyone, we will be starting swimming lessons here at ISG Jubail although ISG will not be providing a pool and me and Mr. Laing will be teaching you on land.” Yes you heard right: swimming lessons will be provided on land. Although it sounds crazy, Mr. Wingers has said that "A lot of people have been asking for swimming lessons. I will allow this but I will not be providing a pool for the school. Knowing basic swimming is important for life."
Virtual School Coming back By: Zainab Sami
So recently we heard terrible news... Sadly the virtual school is coming back very soon. Covid cases have slightly increased, teachers and parents don't want to risk it, they want to protect everybody. We did try our best to stay safe by social distance, sanitizing, and checking the temperature. Despite all that, these safety rules got put down so we didn't follow them, maybe that's the reason. The principal thinks it's best that we go back to virtual school, just till it's safe. We will start virtual school on April 9th
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New mission statement! By: Aaraiz Khurram
There has been a difference in the mission statement as now except of 'WE INSPIRE INNOVATION AND COMPASSIONATE ACTION.' now we have 'WE INSPIRE BIG FEET AND LAZINESS'
NoBy Teacher day! Agha Muhammad Shah On April 9th, 2022 It will be no teacher day! No teacher will be there, all kids will be free to do anything they want, and it will also be pizza, shawarma, and ice cream. So kids can have it all for free! Almost all kids will be there, and all gym equipment will be out. Don't be absent or you will miss the chocolate parade! Chocolate of every kind will be flying in the air just to be eaten! And don't be absent or you will miss the best part, HOT AIR BALLOONS
Dry day instead of water By: Agha Muhammadday
Due to Covid-19, instead of water day we will have dry day. Dry day means instead of getting wet, try to stay dry, and get prizes like gift cards or A+. There are going to be traps and they can be anywhere and don't forget to bring a sleeping bag and more snacks. Warning, do not bring any type of computer or it will be damaged and you will get a Tax. And last and not least Joffreys! It will be free
New School Farm By: Agha Muhammad
Since the School has been avoiding plastic and keeping the environment safe, Children do not have to bring food because now the school has a farm! and each lunch box will only contain Vegan dishes and dairy and meat WARNING anybody who brings candy,WILL GET SUSPENDED.
Silent Day
By: Zainab Sami
All the teachers have chosen to do 'Silent day' because they have realized how loud the classes can get, especially in the hallways. it gets super irritating for all teachers and students. So on a silent day nobody can talk in the hallways only in classrooms. starting from next week, 4 days a week to help kids to learn what a good voice level is.
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Credits! Writers: Meor Zayn, Fatenah Fares, Zainab Sami, muhammad Aaraiz, Agha Muhammad
Muhammad Aaraiz
Meor Zayn Agha Muhammad
Fatenah Fares
Zainab Sami
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Disclaimer: These articles are all made up for April fools and are meant to be funny, not to hurt anyone in anyway. Pictures found on Alamy.com