Isthmus: Jan 28 - Feb 3, 2016

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■ CONTENTS

■ WHAT TO DO

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SAVE THE KIDS!

Operation Fresh Start offers a different kind of education.

6-9 NEWS

SAVE THE BEES!

Proposed plan to prevent die-off may not be enough.

SAVE THE TREES!

East-side residents organize to bury power lines.

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SAVE THE RAINFOREST! ERIN CLUNE 24 FOOD & DRINK LINDA FALKENSTEIN 14 COVER STORY LINDA FALKENSTEIN has been writing for Isthmus since 1994 and on staff since 1999. In just one of her roles as features editor, she oversees the paper’s food coverage. A keen observer of the local restaurant scene, she writes this week about the uptick in Madison of fresh and healthy fast-casual restaurants. Her love of eating out started early, according to an entry in her baby book when she was just 2 1/2 years old: “Sunsday, nice ride, go eat place Daddy? Good ‘dea?”

FOR ERIN CLUNE, mixology is a personal hobby. She traces her interest in the subject to having lived in New York during the craft cocktail renaissance that began there decades ago. She started writing about cocktails on her blog, Life After NY, and now also contributes food and cocktail pieces to Isthmus.

Biodiversity group promotes Costa Rican ecotourism.

11 TECH

THE CLINIC IS OPEN

Local startups get free legal help.

12 OPINION

UNCIVIL SERVICE

GOP move affects hiring and firing of state workers.

14 COVER STORY

Gotta dance!

HAVE IT YOUR WAY

Folk Ball Festival

New fast-casual eateries are healthy, fun.

Fri.-Sun., Jan. 29-31, Union South

19 BOOKS

Frostiball

WORDS OF WISDOM

Madison’s new poet laureate, Oscar Mireles.

21-24 FOOD & DRINK

PIE, OH MY

Norske Nook in DeForest is now slice central.

CHILI AND CHOCOLATE

Sujeo’s Bandito Boulevard cocktail brings on the heat.

26 SPORTS

BUZZER-BEATERS

Excitement is building for prep b-ball.

28 MUSIC

WILD PAIR

Sat., Jan. 30, Monona Terrace, 8-11 pm, Isthmus After Party 11 pm-2 am

The Folk Ball Festival is a huge undertaking, with more dances, workshops and demos than you can shake a Morris stick at. The main event is the “Legendary Folk Ball Dance Party” (Sat., Varsity Hall, 7 pmmidnight), but other offerings include a contra dance and workshops on Balkan Romani music, Yiddish dance and Greek folk music. Not enough fun? Get gussied up and dance the night away at the Frostiball, a benefit for the Overture Center programs, with music by the Upbeat Orchestra, a live visual art creation, silent auction and cabaret, followed by DJ entertainment at the After Party.

DJs Surf ’n’ Turf know how to party.

MOLLY STENTZ 6 NEWS MOLLY STENTZ is the news director for WORT 89.9 FM. When she’s not on the trail of a good story or teaching others to report the news, she can often be found knee-deep in her garden or moonlighting at a local farm and plant nursery. She last wrote about honeybees for Isthmus in a 2013 cover story.

Welcome to the family

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Wed., Feb. 3, UW Biotechnology Center, 425 Henry Mall, 7-8:15 pm

SISTER ACT

Rumors of Truth explores family relationships.

Anthropologist John Hawks will discuss the astonishing discovery of Homo naledi, the newest member of the human family tree. The lecture will include footage from the field, and a chance to see threedimensional prints of the fossils.

32 SCREENS

COMFORTABLY NUMB

Anomalisa finds love amid the sameness.

47 EMPHASIS

SUPER-SIZE ME

Shop sells soaps, cleansers in bulk.

IN EVERY ISSUE 9 MADISON MATRIX 9 WEEK IN REVIEW 12 OPINION & FEEDBACK 12 THIS MODERN WORLD 13 FEEDBACK

13 OFF THE SQUARE 49 CLASSIFIEDS 49 CROSSWORD 51 P.S. MUELLER 51 SAVAGE LOVE

PUBLISHER Jeff Haupt ASSOCIATE PUBLISHER Craig Bartlett BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT DIRECTOR Mark Tauscher EDITOR Judith Davidoff  NEWS EDITOR Joe Tarr ASSOCIATE EDITOR Michana Buchman FEATURES EDITOR Linda Falkenstein  ARTS & CULTURE EDITOR Catherine Capellaro MUSIC & ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR Jon Kjarsgaard STAFF WRITER Allison Geyer  CALENDAR EDITOR Bob Koch ART DIRECTOR Carolyn Fath STAFF ARTISTS David Michael Miller, Tommy Washbush

Sweaty palms alert Fri., Jan. 29, 9 am, & Sat., Jan. 30, 10 am, Monona Terrace

The Bouldering National Championships return to Madison for two days of awe-inspiring wall-climbing. The web-slinger has nothing on these folks. The Citizens’ National Championship takes place Saturday at Boulders Climbing Gym (2-5 pm).

CONTRIBUTORS John W. Barker, Dylan Brogan, Kenneth Burns, Dave Cieslewicz, Nathan J. Comp, Aaron R. Conklin,

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Like a good neighbor Thurs., Jan. 28, Neighborhood House Community Center, 7-9 pm

Believe it or not, Neighborhood House has been around for 100 years, and it’s celebrating its centennial with an exhibit of historic photos of the center and the Greenbush neighorhood. This opening reception will feature Italian appetizers. Mangia!

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Out in the cold

Tzari Murphy, 18, gathers brush with an Operation Fresh Start conservation crew in 10-degree weather.

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Charles Theus wasn’t cut out for the traditional school setting. Now, his classroom is out in the cold. “School just didn’t interest me,” says the 19-year-old former Madison Memorial High School student as he hauls buckthorn and box elder tree branches onto a burn pile at the Schumacher Farm County Park in Waunakee. “I couldn’t focus on it the way I was supposed to.” So, he started skipping class, and as his attendance fell, so did his grades. Eventually, he quit school. But that wasn’t the end of his education. Before he left Memorial, a school counselor told him about Operation Fresh Start, a local nonprofit that provides construction training and employment opportunities for dropouts, ex-prisoners and other at-risk youth who want to earn a high school diploma. In addition to the three days a week of construction work the participants put in, they also attend class at the Fresh Start headquarters on Winnebago Street on the east side.

Last May, Theus was accepted into Fresh Start’s Pathways conservation crew, which works year-round on projects at various county parks. He not only enjoys the work, he sees a future in it. “We learn real good skills to have, if you want to go into landscaping,” he says, adding he hopes to find a related job when he graduates in a month. “The day moves by fast when you’re out here working.” As the oldest of five, his mother demanded he graduate from high school — something she wasn’t able to do — to set an example. “I need to show my brothers and sisters they need to finish school, and that if I can, they can,” he says. “I’ve gotta be that role model.” Celebrating its 45th year, Operation Fresh Start participants work year-round for a reason, says executive director Gregory Markle. “The youth we work with have faced many challenges and will face workplace challenges in their future,” he says. “Most jobs don’t close because of bad weather; neither does Operation Fresh Start. This is modeling the real workaday world.”

Program created: 1970 Participants who graduated since the program began: 8,000 Total OFS graduates in 2015: 280 Conservation crews: 3 Participants per crew: 10

Working in 10 degree weather like last Tuesday at the farm teaches participants something about themselves. “[They learn] that they can succeed in the face of difficulties [and] that they have the inner strength to persevere,” Markle says. And through teamwork, they learn that others want to help them succeed no matter how difficult it is, he adds. Funded primarily by the AmeriCorps national service program, Fresh Start participants put in 32 hours each week — about 70% is working in the field, 20% in class and 10% working on career development. They receive a $720 monthly stipend. Fresh Start also operates

a construction program where participants build homes for low-income buyers. In some cases, the Fresh Start alternative to traditional schooling is the only option left. “It gets them out of the classroom that wasn’t working for them,” says Markle. Ethan Yang, an 18-year-old who often skipped at West High School, knows he needs a diploma if he’s to enter the auto industry. “I’ve got to do what I’ve got to do to get an education, and this is it,” he says. He’s not crazy about working in freezing weather, though. “When you first get out here, it’s sooooo cold. But then, you get moving and get your blood pumping and get through what you’re here to do.” Like in high school, he’s struggled with attendance issues while in Fresh Start. He’s even been kicked out of the program for missing work. Thankfully, he says, “they let me back in.” His favorite part of the program is “being around positive people,” he says. “They teach you to be a better you.” n


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Buzz kill Will Wisconsin’s pollinator plan keep bees from dying? BY MOLLY STENTZ

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“Just give us a break.” That’s all Doug Hauke is asking for. He’s one of the largest honey producers and beekeepers in Wisconsin. He keeps nearly 3,000 bee colonies near Marshfield, each with tens of thousands of honeybees. He produces 200,000 pounds of honey a year for Leinenkugel. He’s no small operator — and no novice either. Hauke remembers the days when Madison was home to one of the largest bee research labs in the country, run by the U.S. Department of Agriculture. He worked there in the 1970s, before it was shuttered. Yet even with his skill and experience, and the size of his operation, his bees are not immune to the threats facing beekeepers around the world. Wisconsin beekeepers reported losing more than 60% of their colonies over the 2014-2015 season, according to the most recent data from the USDA-funded Bee Informed survey. Much of the devastation has been blamed on agriculture’s heavy use of pesticides, which weaken pollinators against natural threats like mites and disease. While still successful, Hauke has nevertheless lost whole colonies of bees and seen firsthand the struggle to keep the practice alive. “When the spraying starts on a countywide basis...there is no safe place to run,” Hauke says, referring to the springtime pesticide applications his colonies encounter.

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The plight of honeybees and other pollinators in modern industrial agricultural systems has been well-documented: They’re dying in droves. Jeff Pettis, one of the leading scientists from the USDA Bee Research Lab, told Congress in 2014 that the “economic sustainability of beekeeping is at the tipping point” and that the cost of constantly replacing hives is “making beekeeping no longer financially viable in this country.” Government officials near and far have been trying to figure out what to do to save the bees, nature’s migrant farmworker force. The Obama administration has provided guidance and money aimed at finding solutions. States have offered their own plans, tailored to their particular climate and crops. Wisconsin has just added its effort to the mix with a 52-page document called the Wisconsin Pollinator Protection Plan. It was written by a UW-Madison postdoctoral researcher, Christina Locke, in concert with representatives from about 30 groups identified as stakeholders by the Wisconsin Department of Agricultural, Trade and Consumer Protection (DATCP). Hauke was one of two beekeepers invited to contribute, along with chemical company representatives, agricultural industry spokespeople, naturalists and government agency scientists. The plan is chock-full of advice for gar-

Pesticides are getting increased scrutiny as scientists try to figure out why so many bees are dying. But Wisconsin’s new draft plan to save pollinators doesn’t call for any new regulations.

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deners, farmers, beekeepers and managers of public land — “best management practices” in the parlance of government. A few of the tips: Avoid spraying pesticides on blooming plants being visited by pollinators. Incorporate native plant species into your garden, which tend to attract more bee species. Place bee hives in areas where at least three species of flowering plants are in bloom at all times from early spring to late fall, so the bees have enough food. In some places, the plan contains resources and specific steps for how to achieve these things, such as links to lists of where to buy native seed mixes. The plan, however, does not offer any guidance for policymakers on how regulate pesticides. Recent estimates show that more than 80% of corn and about 40% of soybean acres in the U.S. were planted with neonicotinoid-treated seed — and this use has come under increased scrutiny lately for its impact on pollinators. Seed coatings are one of the most popular and prevalent uses of the neonicotinoid class of pesticides — and thanks to an exemption from the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, they aren’t labelled or regulated as pesticides. This is the subject of a new lawsuit brought against the EPA in January by a beekeeper in Minnesota, which estimates that 150 million acres nationwide are planted with neonic seed coatings. The pesticide coatings are aimed at protecting plants from predators when they are young and vulnerable. But joint research from 12 major public universities, including the UW, shows that neonic treatments for soybeans often provide little value to farmers because the seed treatments are not timed for the attacks of major soybean pests. The EPA agrees. Soybean aphids tend to come looking for lunch after the concentration of pesticide has peaked.

Yet the process of planting can kick up a lot of dust, spreading the pesticide to neighboring fields, where it is taken up by dandelions and other wildflowers that bees feed on in the early spring. Several new studies have documented that many pollinators are affected by sublethal doses of pesticides, meaning a dose not large enough to kill them immediately, but enough to make them sick or disoriented. That Wisconsin’s pollinator plan doesn’t contemplate any regulation of pesticides is no accident. Locke says DATCP Secretary Ben Brancel directed the stakeholder group to craft the plan as a voluntary document, not a regulatory tool. Regulatory proposals need to be signed off on by the DATCP Board. Many industry representatives cautioned against “regulatory creep” as the plan was being developed, both at stakeholder meetings and in written comments to the plan’s author. “As all of the agriculture and farm groups stated repeatedly during the sessions, the plan needs to be simple, voluntary and recognize that some groups or agencies may at some point attempt to make portions of it mandatory or regulatory,” Tom Lochner of the Wisconsin Cranberry Growers Association wrote in response to the draft plan. The Cranberry Growers Association, for one, would like to see even less emphasis on pesticides in the plan. “Our growers and in general all farmers are responsible in their use of pest control chemicals,” Lochner wrote. Hauke, the commercial beekeeper from Marshfield, favors restrictions on pesticide use rather than an outright ban, such as the one the European Union enacted. He’d like to see the prohibition of prophylactic use of neonic seed

treatments, a practice where farmers use the pesticide as a precaution rather than in response to an infestation. He also suggests that when chemical companies bring new products to the market, the EPA should use independent, third-party research to verify their claims. The EPA is currently reviewing four major neonicotinoid pesticide registrations to determine their impacts on pollinators, and it has announced a temporary moratorium on new approvals. It took a similar pesticide off the market after a federal lawsuit. Other governments have taken action. In Canada, Ontario began phasing in restrictions on neonic sales last summer, with the goal of reducing acreage planted with such pesticides by 80%. In November, Quebec announced plans to ban neonic use in urban areas and severely curtail agricultural use. Several U.S. cities, including Portland, Ore., have restricted their use on city property. Madison intends to follow suit, according to its Pollinator Protection Task Force Report, published in the fall. Dane County published a report as well, which includes a goal of minimizing insecticide use by the county and its residents. But beekeepers like Hauke remain pessimistic that Wisconsin’s plan will bring major change. “Do I think Big Ag will change? Absolutely not, too much money involved,” Hauke says. “But I do believe the plan will inform and enlighten private individuals to be more aware of pollinators.” The plan is available online (see this story at www.isthmus.com for a link) at the DACTP website. DATCP is accepting public comments on the plan by mail or email through Feb. 19. n


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This has long been a source of irritation for residents, who feel the city and MGE, which also does trimming, do not care much about the trees. That perception spills over into conflicts over whether to remove or try to save ash trees and whether to prioritize the saving of trees during construction or public works projects. Approximately 40 of the 135 trees in the Jenifer Street project area are slated for removal; some of the ash trees are being removed “preemptively” because of interference with power lines. This is especially troubling to neighborhood residents. “A lot of the trees are being removed as a convenience,” says Tipler. John Coleman, chair of the Marquette Neighborhood Association tree committee, says the problem is that the city manages itsZEI E trees from a “forest perspective” and is not con- R R D. cerned about individual trees. “I would prefer to see a more customized approach to try to protect individual trees,” he adds. Romines does not entirely disagree with Coleman’s critique of city forestry’s role. “As the LIEN RD. steward of all the city’s forests, we can’t become emotionally attached to one tree or another,” he says. “But when the tree is out in front of your house, [the attachment] is understandable.” “None of us want to cut down trees, and none of us asked for this,” adds Romines, referring to emerald ash borer damage. “We’re fortunate we’re in a city providing lots of funding for treatment and lots of money in replanting trees.” O He says the trees being removed preempTH tively on Jenifer Street already have more than a 30% canopy loss due to power line clearance pruning. “This puts them into poor condition,” he says. Ash trees under power lines will be replanted with trees that, once mature, will not interfere with power lines, he adds. “We’re not going to repeat those mistakes.” But Anne Walker, a landscaper by profession, says the trees should stay and power lines moved. She says she often gets letters from MGE telling her how careful planting of trees or installing new windows can help save energy. Why shouldn’t the “undergrounding” of power lines, in order to save shade trees that already help curb energy use, be part of this larger conversation on energy conservation, she asks. Says Walker: “I see that as an extension of the same policy.” Leslie Schroeder, another member of the tree committee, says it is important to remember that every cityGE tree was planted intentionE RD. GROV COTTA ally. “The human relationship with trees is both simple and complex; they’re our ancestral arboreal home, right? We find joy in their beauty, relief in their shade, comfort in their protection, and yet here we are forced to defend them through a system that only recognizes statistics and financial repercussions.” n

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Soon after news broke that an entire row of trees on Emmet Street had been cut down by the American Transmission Co., neighbors to the south, across Atwood Avenue, offered condolences to those grieving the loss. “The tree in front of your house is a family member — it shades your home, the birds nest in it, you hang your kids’ swing in it — it is part of your life,” wrote one resident on an east-side neighborhood association listserve. “You may not even know how much of a friend it is until NO it’s gone.” RT HP But, he added, “The way you see the terrace OR TD R. tree in front of your house or on your block is TROY DR. completely different from the way that city forestry or Madison Gas and Electric or ATC...see it.... The city forester’s main job is not to protect or plant or preserve trees but rather to prevent any tree-related liability. We have to address this disconnect, and our community will be a better place for trees and people.” Another neighbor reached out in solidarity, asking if any residents of Emmet Street wanted to join an effort on Jenifer Street to of Public save trees there during upcoming roadwork. “Trees quite often surface as one of the son Board ANDERSON ST.Works was now sched“If we can work through this issue in a timely top priorities, particularly when you’re uled Feb. 3 to review city engineering’s proway for this street reconstruction project, we talking about mature trees in established posal for the street reconstruction project can help establish a process, change the city neighborhoods,” he says. “They’re part of — added urgency to their task. They spent the last part of the meeting talking about policy and find funding sources to prevent the fabric of those neighborhoods.” tree canopy loss in future street reconstruc- The Marquette Neighborhood Asso- getting people to write letters to the panel ciation’s relatively new treeABERG committee is and attend the meeting. tion projects.” AVE. There is a growing “save the trees” move- working furiously to come up with strate- “Okay,” said member Anne Walker. E. ment in Madison, sparked by the sting many gies to save trees targeted on Jenifer Street. “We’re there.” AV residents are already feeling at the expected The association’s board recently endorsed N LA KE TO first house in Madison wasNGon East loss of thousands of ash trees due to the inva- a proposal to support the partial burying Tipler’s ABERG AVE. I H1973, the sive emerald ash borer insect. Approximately of high-voltage power lines in order to save Dayton Street. He moved there in S A W remov12,000 of the city’s 22,000 ash trees will be re- trees. “We would like our alder and city en- day after crews had gone through E. moved, while 10,000 still in good health will gineering and forestry to work together to ing trees due to Dutch elm disease. The city be treated, according to city parks operations help us resolve the issues that threaten the replaced many of these trees with ash trees COMMERCIAL AVE. manager Charlie Romines. Given the enor- removal of these trees,” says Gary Tipler, a that would grow tall and wide; those located under power lines eventually created a safemity of this loss, new city public works or pri- member of the board. Dengel’s Bay vate projects that doom additional trees cause The tree committee met Monday night ty hazard. It was a problem the city did not at the Wil-Mar Neighborhood Center to dis- have when power lines were lower voltage. heightened despair. “When it comes to infrastructure projects cuss, among other issues, the cost of such The required pruning around the lines is ST. have unsightly there is a greater focus on the trees because of an initiative (it’s not cheap). The news they why many of MILWAUKEE our older trees EAB [emerald ash borer],” says Romines, who received earlier that day — that the Madi- Y-shaped gaps in the middle. oversees the forestry division. “Now any loss of a tree is a much bigger deal than even three KS years ago.” OA R I EM Ya The city promises to replace many of the ME FA ha T trees lost to disease or public projects. But the ra VE. A D O O R W so-called canopy trees of old — which can stand AT . AT . WO 50 to 70 feet tall and provide shade up to the secDR OD D AV O ond floor of some homes — will be replaced by O E. W . T E S much shorter trees if located under high-power A V E A N voltage lines, forever changing the landscape of TO . G older neighborhoods. It will also affect the enST IN N H vironment in myriad ways, since trees also help SO . AS M T W IA R S absorb rainwater, create habitat for wildlife, reE. L IL FE duce noise and protect from wind. W NI JE Saving as much of the lush, green urban canopy as possible has emerged as a priority among residents affected by the Jenifer Street reconstruction project, which will run from Spaight to Few streets. This does not surprise Romines.


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THURSDAY, JAN. 21 n   UW System President

Ray Cross meets with student activists to discuss racial equality and inclusivity on college campuses. Cross has acknowledged the need to “do a better job” of improving the minority experience at UW schools. n   Bills to overhaul the state’s civil service hiring process and strip funding from Planned Parenthood of Wisconsin pass in the state Senate. A bill banning research on aborted fetal tissue tissue does not advance.

sexual assault reporting, Rep. Joan Ballweg (RMarkesan), backed by state Attorney General Brad Schimel and UWMadison, introduces a bill that would grant immunity from underage drinking violations to survivors of sexual assault and bystanders who help survivors report the crimes.

MONDAY, JAN. 25 n   The Willy Street Co-op

announces it is contemplating opening a new location in the Pierce’s Northside Market on North Sherman Avenue.

23-year-old Milwaukee man, Samy Mohamed Hamzeh, over a plot to commit a mass shooting at a Masonic temple. FBI agents say he’s a radical Muslim, but friends and co-workers describe him as a pot-smoking slacker, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports. n   Another high-profile departure from UWMadison: Darrell Bazzell, UW’s vice chancellor for finance and administration, announces plans to leave the university this spring to take a job at the University of Texas at Austin.

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A group that includes UW-Madison business students and graduates is facing federal prison sentences for an investment club scheme that involved transporting marijuana from California to Wisconsin. So smart, yet so stupid.

A nearly nine-hour standoff with an armed man on Madison’s east side Sunday ends when the perpetrator overdoses on pills. The 35-year-old man is taken to the hospital.

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Former Calumet County District Attorney Ken Kratz, aka the villainous prosecutor as depicted in the Netflix docuseries Making a Murderer, is writing a book about the Steven Avery case to tell his side of the story, WBAY-TV reports. Attention, house hunters: Gov. Scott Walker puts his Wauwatosa home on the market. Priced at $338,000, it boasts four bedrooms, two bathrooms, an in-ground pool and comes haunted with the ghosts of failed presidential dreams. SMALL TOWN

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one of the more remote preserves on the Costa Rican Bird Route. The drive there alone is spectacular and not for those without GPS — although cell phone service was good enough that I watched one of the UW basketball NCAA tournament games on my iPhone. Dur ing our three-week journey around Costa Rica, we weren’t lucky enough to glimpse the endangered great green macaw — one of the most coveted species for birders visiting Central America. But we did get a lengthy viewing of the beautiful long-tailed quetzal during a guided trip to the Monteverde Cloud Forest Preserve, a mountainous area settled in the 1950s Jose Miranda is owner of Albergue el Socorro, a by Quakers from the U.S. drawn to Costa Rica by the fact it had combination lodge, preserve and birding hot spot. disbanded its standing army and was a pacifist nation. uct and brings in more foreign dollars than ba- Sometimes described as the “Switzernanas, pineapples and coffee exports combined. land of Latin America,” Costa Rica remains In 2012, according to the most recent figures one of the most affluent and stable nations available, Costa Rica counted 2.34 million for- in a region long ravaged by poverty and eign visitors, with spending reaching $2.4 billion conflict. It boasts universal health care, a in U.S. dollars. Nearly half of visitors come from per capita gross domestic product of more the U.S., with Canada contributing another 10%. than $10,000, a literacy rate of 95% and fe “We’ve had a lot of people from Wisconsin male life expectancy of 80 years. come stay with us,” says Albergue el Socorro “Costa Rica offers a look at a way of life owner Miranda, who with his wife converted distinct from the modernized world, while most of his family’s small dairy farm to a tourist allowing tourists to largely avoid the sad destination a decade ago. “My brother still milks realities of poverty in the Third World,” a few cows, but farming is harder work than giv- writes Julie Dasenbrock in her 2013 report “The Pros and Cons of Ecotourism in Costa ing tours,” Miranda jokes through a translator. During our stay last April, Miranda guid- Rica.” Tourism has also come under fire ed us down a narrow rocky path to a rushing from those who argue it has stymied indigmountain stream that demanded we pull off the enous economic development and left the hiking boots and cool our feet in the bubbling nation at the mercy of visitors. water. The trail out of the gorge wasn’t easy and Rainforest Biodiversity Group board by the looks of it was traveled more frequently member Schneider is aware of those by tapirs, a large, pig-like mammal, than adven- criticisms but maintains that ecotourism ture-seeking tourists. On the steepest section, provides a more sustainable model than Miranda had left a braided nylon climbing rope clearcutting rainforests in the name of economic development: “Every acre that is we used to pull ourselves up the muddy slope. Set on 400 acres two hours north of the cap- preserved for visitors is an acre of rainforest ital city of San José, the Albergue el Socorro is that isn’t being destroyed.” n


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Free advice UW Law and Entrepreneurship Clinic lends helping hand to local startups BY KATE NEWTON

Randy Nagy is always a little hesitant to sit down with a lawyer. He knows it will cost a fortune. Unfortunately for Nagy, who founded Fast Forward Forensics in April, lawyers are a necessity when you run your own business. “When I do sit down with a lawyer, it’s a 15-minute discussion, and I don’t want it to be any longer” jokes Nagy, whose company sells products to collect and store biological samples. But thanks to the UW-Madison’s Law & Entrepreneurship Clinic, Nagy and others have a free way to iron out the legal ramifications involved in running a business. “When I sit down with the clinic, it may take a half hour or 45 minutes, but you feel a lot better after that that a good decision has been made,” Nagy says. Founded in 2009, the clinic also gives two- and three-year law students an opportunity to put what they’ve learned into practice. Law student Bryon Eagon loves the opportunity. “It’s exciting because it’s real work, it’s not just a theoretical application and academic exercise,” says Eagon, a former Madison council member. “These are real clients with real-life legal issues that through our work we’re able to...hopefully help them grow and succeed as entrepreneurs.” The clinic provides free legal services for budding entrepreneurs, nonprofits and small businesses. Its mission is to provide experience and a challenging academic environment for students and “high-quality” services to clients; it also aims to bolster the local and state economies through its work. Hundreds of clients — 310 in 2015 alone — have sought

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approved, attending an intake where they explain their business to Smith, students and supervising attorneys who serve as part-time mentors and staff. About 60% of clients are accepted and selected by student attorneys for consultation, Smith says. The clinic refers the rest to other resources that may help them. If students are unfamiliar with the nuances of an issue, they can consult a supervising attorney or the clinic’s advisory committee, made up of representatives from 17 Wisconsin law firms.

Nagy was “pleasantly surprised” by how much the students knew. The clinic helped him draft operating and reselling agreements. He’s now working on a distribution agreement so he can sell his products overseas. “It really puts into practice how we’re able to take some of the legal issues off his plate so he can focus on the science and business aspects of his company, so that he doesn’t have to juggle so many things,” says Eagon, who worked with Nagy. Not surprisingly, Smith says that clients consistently cite the lack of legal fees as their favorite thing about the clinic. The intention is for it to always remain free. Students’ work throughout the year amounts to about 8,400 “billable hours,” which would account for about $2 million in fees if the clinic did charge clients. Following up with clients after their services conclude gives a sense of how effective the clinic has been in fostering economic growth. A recent study from UW-Extension economics researchers found that 62% of new startups in Wisconsin “survive through three years of operation,” and that more than a quarter of gross job creation in the state is generated by startups. A clinic survey last year found that 75% of the clinic’s clients remained in business, 22% had annual revenues of $100,000 or more, and 10% employed five or more people. Eagon says he likes being able to foster and sustain Wisconsin’s entrepreneurial spirit. “The resources institutionally and professionally are here in Madison to cultivate success,” Eagon says. “It’s our charge as a community going forward to think how we can best support those in our community and keep this positive trajectory going.” n

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Cronyism gets the job Republicans destroy key parts of what was once a model civil service system BY RUTH CONNIFF Ruth Conniff is the editor-in-chief of The Progressive magazine.

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More than a century ago, the great progressive governor Bob La Follette helped create Wisconsin’s civil service system as part of a raft of Progresssive Era reforms. Gov. Scott Walker is expected to sign legislation soon to do away with that system. I was reminded of the importance of the history of civil service because my daughter has been studying Tammany Hall, Boss Tweed and the whole corrupt era of cronyism and bribery in government in the late 1800s for her high school history exam. She was making flash cards with words like “patronage” and the “spoils system,” just as the Walker administration and its allies were seeking to bring these concepts back. Destroying key parts of the civil service system is the latest attack on good government and our state’s progressive ideals. To understand how dangerous that is, you had to tune in to the Senate floor debate on the issue, which took place at 10 p.m. on Jan. 20, when most Wisconsinites were turning in for the night. “It was absolutely the most disturbing testimony I’ve ever heard on the Senate floor,” says Sen. Kathleen Vinehout (D-Alma). Vinehout’s colleagues testified about secret meetings with state employees from the Department of Corrections and the Department of Natural Resources who have been intimidated and threatened for daring to speak up about violence in the workplace, excessive amounts of overtime work in dangerous jobs, and hazards including pollution and safety violations their bosses don’t want them to disclose. Under the new law attacking the state’s civil service system, “just cause” for discipline and firing state employees includes “personal conduct that is inadequate, unsuitable or inferior.” “Here’s the question,” Vinehout says. “Is someone who works for Corrections or DNR who goes out for coffee and describes problems in the workplace to her elected representative on her own time commit-

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ting ‘inadequate, inferior or unsuitable’ personal conduct?” Targets of this clause could include whistleblowers. Consider the state geologist who says he endured unbearable political pressure at work and ultimately resigned after controversy erupted over reports of asbestos in rocks around the proposed Penokee iron mine. Or think of the Corrections worker who told a senator about an inmate strangling a psychiatrist. That’s dangerous not just for employees, but also for the public. Under civil service, public employees have long been hired based on merit. The early motto of the civil service system was “the best shall serve the state.” Changes in the law open the door to cronyism and corruption. Take the case of Brian Deschane, the 27-year-old college dropout the Walker administration

hired in 2011 to head the environmental and regulatory services division of the state Commerce Department. Deschane’s qualifications included a one-month stint at the Department of Regulation and Licensing. He also worked for a couple of Republican legislators and for two business lobby groups. And his dad was the head lobbyist for the Wisconsin Builders Association. Deschane was brought in to replace an administrator with a degree in chemical engineering and 25 years’ experience in the agency.

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nuclear reactor sites in Wisconsin, reactor sites that are not expected ever to light a light bulb again. Petersen omits the rest of the story from the NRC: “This analysis does not constitute an endorsement of extended onsite storage of spent fuel as the appropriate long-term solution” (Federal Register vol. 79 page 56251). Chuck Baynton, Whitefish Bay (via email)

Dear Dave Cieslewicz: I am surprised by the narrowness of your book recommendations (“Between the Covers,” 1/14/2016): men in politics, men in power, men in medicine, men in war, men in sports; adventurous men, fighting men, scientific men, competitive men, heroic men; MEN WRITING ABOUT MEN. The only women author mentioned is for a book that you don’t recommend. Please, Citizen Dave, remember the ladies next time. We have herstories and write books. Linda Dee, Monticello (via email)

How low can you go? I’m bewildered as to why you would print the letter in Feedback that complained about a Silk ad (“New Low,” 1/14/2016). In it was mentioned the increase of pedophile readership as a result of its printing. Could your running of this complaint have been motivated to highlight the writer’s ignorance in this matter, as the picture is clearly not that of a child? It would seem that a response from you would have helped to clarify this for the writer and other readers. At most you could have posited that men and women with her condition have the same rights to enjoy working in the sex industry. I am not a fan either of the ads, but I cannot abide the writer’s accusation. Christopher Collins, aka Eros X Caos (via email)

Waste not In stressing the message that “scientists” want to bring more nuclear power to Wisconsin, Allison Geyer’s article “Nuclear Options” (1/21/ 2016) does not serve your readers well. She names two scientists. The first is a nuclear engineer whose opinion is hardly unbiased. Neither of them addresses the problem of waste, which remains dangerous to living things for tens of thousands of years; the current law, which Rep. Kevin Petersen (R-Waupaca) wants to repeal, addresses waste in a sensible way. Petersen cites the Nuclear Regulatory Commission in support of his claim that “spent nuclear fuel can be safely managed in dry casks indefinitely,” which is precisely what is happening at two decommissioned

Many Wisconsin residents, liberal and conservative alike, waste a colossal amount of energy. We use inefficient lightbulbs with Edison-era technology and leave furnaces cranked up when no one is home. Cheap energy, generated out of sight of most of its consumers, has its costs in polluted air, ruined groundwater, earthquakes and global climate change. While some consumers make a point of conserving energy, it’s still primarily an expression of personal values — like eating vegetarian or shopping at local businesses instead of Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, in most parts of the U.S. energy conservation is not a community value, and there is no penalty for being wasteful. The discussion of bringing nuclear power to Wisconsin is a waste of time. We must acknowledge that the negative affects of energy generation are directly tied to our behavior, and shift our values to reflect the seriousness of the problem. Ben Seigel (via email)

Armed and dangerous Michael Cummins—boy, are you wrong (“A Free Society Comes with Costs,” 1/21/2016). I also used to think that a well-armed populace would keep the government in line. All it would take is a band of neighbors marching with their grandfathers’ shotguns to convince our elected officials to behave should they opt for tyranny. Then I got drafted. The killing machinery I saw convinced me those ideas were foolish. The murderous power of the military in those days was very scary. It is much deadlier now. The irrational, delusional Bundy gang at Malheur National Wildlife Refuge would last seconds if Uncle Sam turned the Army loose on them. There is no chance that armed citizens could stand against our military and force the government to bend to their will. Since 1970, more Americans have died from guns (about 1.45 million) than all the Americans who died in wars going back to the American Revolution (1.4 million). Is that worth the imagined proposition that our Wild West ethic and AR-15s will keep the government in line? The flood of guns we suffer under won’t prevent bad government; it will continue to bring misery and death. Frank Sandner (via email)

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City-based chain of eight counter-service teriyaki restaurants — call it a boutique chain — spread across the U.S. from Manhattan to San Francisco, with a location slated to open this spring in Madison.

Glaze is just one of a handful of fast-casual spots that have found Madison an attractive market in recent months — Freshii, Naf Naf Grill, Bowl of Heaven, Forage Kitchen and Freska Mediterranean Grill have all opened within the past year. They share similar concepts, focusing on customizable bowls, salads and wraps, and often freshly squeezed juices and fruit smoothies. Fresher, healthier eating is coming to fast food in a big way, and we’re not talking about McDonald’s serving more salads. These spots don’t serve burgers; fruits and vegetables are the focus, not a sidelight. “Proteins” — from steak to tofu — are add-ons, not the centerpiece of the dish. A decade ago, the big hamburger chains began seeing competition from more upscale chains dubbed “fast-casual” — places like Panera Bread, Chipotle and Noodles. Though these spots still had counter service, they offered more attractive decor than the standard burger joint, more customizable dishes and the perception of better-quality ingredients. Fast-casual continues to gain market share in the restaurant industry, encompass-

ing everything from upscale burgers (think Five Guys, Mooyah) to pizza, but there’s recently been a strong upsurge of fresh and healthy. FastCasual, an industry website, publishes a yearly “Top 100” list of movers and shakers in the fast-casual segment, and it’s full of descriptions not normally associated with chain food. These up-and-comers “source local and organic ingredients from local farmers” (sweetgreen); serve “chefcrafted foods that are grown responsibly and sustainably” (the vegan Native Foods Cafe); are “farm-to-table” and committed to “ingredients with no added hormones or antibiotics” (Modern Market); reduce their food miles to increase flavor (MAD Greens); butcher their own meat (Asian Box); and pick most produce “fresh daily” for “slow food done fast”(Tender Greens). These restaurants have an array of fresh veggies at the ready. Grain choices from quinoa to black rice. Proteins from free-range organic chicken to goji-chipotle organic tempeh. Staff whip up your salad or bowl in a matter of minutes, usually for less than $10 a meal. Is this for real?


BEST OF BOTH WORLDS Diners are looking to get the “best of both worlds,” says Craig Thompson, professor of marketing at the UW-Madison business school. They want convenient, fast food that tastes good and is also good for their health. Thompson, who studies alternative food systems, thinks the rise of healthier fast-casual restaurants is part of an overall backlash against fast food that’s been ongoing for well over a decade, spurred by the publication of Eric Schlosser’s Fast Food Nation and the release of Morgan Spurlock’s film Super Size Me. But since these works raised the public’s consciousness, even the way we talk about food has shifted. “Ten or 15 years ago it was all about fat,” Thompson says. He credits food writers like Michael Pollan and Mark Bittman with shifting the emphasis away from counting calories. Now, consumers are more likely to look for food that is fresh and unprocessed. When customers see their salads, wraps and bowls created right in front of them, it highlights that “this is being freshly prepared,” says Thompson. “This translates into ‘This must be good for me.’” And what is “good for me,” exactly? “There’s so much conflicting information out there,” Thompson notes. “Who do you trust? At some point as a consumer, you can’t research every option.” That’s why consumers are often willing to pay a premium to let a brand — like Whole Foods or Chipotle — do their vetting for them. “Consumers rely on the brand and place faith in that, until proven otherwise,” says Thompson. That’s why Chipotle’s recent incidents nationwide with food-borne illnesses have been so devastating. Sales have plummeted and confidence in the chain is at a low.

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Freshii has a large menu of salads, wraps, grain bowls, soups, burritos and juices. Customers can also create their own by checking off options on a printed ticket; then counter staff will make it up. This speeds up the assembly line process (there’s no last-minute indecision, or “what’s that?” conversations with the staff) and makes pricing and extras completely clear. You can also sign up for a juice cleanse program. Juices are made-to-order. Unique ingredients: turkey carnitas, spicy lemongrass, mango

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Making your own meal without having to cook it yourself brings new meaning to the phrase “have it your way.” And it’s fun. A smorgasbord of colorful fruits and veggies are at the ready, to be combined in kaleidoscopic variations. Go slightly southwestern with a rice bowl topped with avocados, black beans and a cilantro lime vinaigrette, or head east with tofu, cabbage, carrots and lemongrass dressing all rolled up in a wrap of kale. Go crazy and add beet slaw, even though it matches neither of these cuisines. Because you love beets. It really is all up to you. Greater customer control over what’s on the plate is key in today’s dining scene. That’s why choose-your-own assembly line ordering has become so widespread in fast-casual. Susan Quam, executive vice president of the Wisconsin Restaurant Association, says her group has definitely taken note of the trend. Consumers aren’t just saying they want healthier options — they’re actually putting

their money where their mouths are and acting upon it, says Quam. “Build-your-own” is clearly on the rise here in Wisconsin, Quam confirms, with sandwiches, wraps, salads, bowls, ramen, even fresher takes on pizza (where customers have been building their own for years) being created at the order counter. “The build-your-own concept is being driven especially by younger diners, who look at food as an expression of themselves and not just fuel for their bodies,” says Quam. It’s important for them to “be able to choose what’s in their food, even though someone else is making it for them.” Customization also makes it easier to cope with many diet needs — vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, paleo, raw, low-carb. Several restaurants (Chipotle and Naf Naf, for instance) have dynamic nutrition calculators on their websites. Calories, sodium and grams of fat automatically add up on the right side of the screen as you add options like steak or chicken, tofu, rice, pickles and hummus to your meal. This extensive info on everything from amounts of saturated fat to cholesterol, sodium, carbs and protein is a hidden benefit to eating at a chain restaurant. It’s unusual for an independent, locally owned restaurant to have this kind of accounting available, although Fit Fresh Cuisine in Fitchburg has been a pioneer in this locally. The six-year-old restaurant lists calories, carbs, fiber, fat and protein for its small menu of açaí bowls, smoothies, scrambles, salads and sandwiches. But Thompson sees an overall change in customer mindset: These days, people feel less of a need to count calories. “A restaurant like Freshii is saying, ‘We are serving you fresh, healthy food, so you can eat this without worries or guilt,’” says Thompson. And that’s liberating. “The consumer is thinking, ‘I don’t have to worry about rice; rice is natural, I can just eat and relax.’ I think that’s a big part of the promise.” The bottom line? It’s okay because it’s not a McNugget. Kathy Humiston, a longtime member at the Willy Street Co-op, penned a history of “hippie food” for the co-op’s Reader back in 2008. Brown rice, tempeh, soy, beans, sprouts — these staples of today’s “bowl” cuisine were introduced in the late 1960s and early ’70s by what were then called “natural food” advocates, reacting against the canned vegetables and Wonder Bread diets of their childhoods. Once obscure even to those who started the co-op, these ingredients are now close to mainstream. “I love it that whole foods are starting to show up in many different restaurant venues,” says Humiston. “I would love to see this become the new standard.” Humiston got serious about changing her diet when she became pregnant with her first child in 1983, and like many of her peers,

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vowed she would raise her children on better food than she ate when she was a kid. Now that members of that generation are adults, they expect to find better food options when dining out, Humiston notes: “They’ve eaten this way virtually their entire lives. Other stuff doesn’t taste right or have the appeal to them.” Having grains like quinoa, forbidden rice and brown rice available at chains “opens up new possibilities for more people,” says Humiston. And isn’t that what the hippies were all about?

NOT A CHAIN Not every healthy fast-casual restaurant is a chain. State Street’s new Forage Kitchen, which opened last fall, is owned and operated by Henry Aschauer and Doug Hamaker, who also run Roast Public House. The two had the idea for Forage even before they opened Roast in 2012, says Aschauer, but it was more of a challenge to create: “If it were easy, everyone would do it.” A salad- and grain-bowl-based restaurant that tries to source its ingredients locally is a lot easier to do in a place like California, he notes. Forage “is in tune with how we live our lives these days,” says Aschauer. “Madison is ready for this; we are ready for this as a nation.” Katie Brozen, chef at Forage Kitchen, created its menu. Brozen attended the health-focused Natural Gourmet Institute culinary school in New York City (its

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motto is “Kale, quinoa and community since 1977”). In addition to teaching all the traditional culinary skills, the school goes into sourcing, nutrition and the healthy, healing side of cooking, says Brozen. After working in restaurants in Manhattan and opening a small vegetarian restaurant in Brooklyn, Brozen moved to Madison to help open Forage. She liked Aschauer and Hamaker’s focus on global inspiration: “I love how other cultures have a better relationship with food than America,” says Brozen. Build-your-own bowl and salad spots are huge in New York City, and Brozen visited many to “see what they were doing and how they were doing it.” If the mission is to attract people who are just learning how to eat healthy, says Brozen, variety is crucial. “We need to bring those people over to the other side and show them that healthy food doesn’t have to be boring. Or just lettuce.” Brozen likes to “take an ordinary vegetable and give it its own personality and a ton of flavor.” She spends a lot of her time trying to source as many local products as possible for the restaurant. Wisconsin “has fantastic product, but in the colder months, it has been a challenge,” says Brozen. One of Forage’s most popular items is the “Power Bowl,” a grain base (brown rice is the default, but it can be made with black rice or quinoa) topped with tender rosemary lentils, sweet potatoes, poblano slaw, jerk chicken, guacamole and a green goddess dressing. It’s creamy and crunchy, sweet and savory, hot and cold — craveable 21st-century comfort food.

“We care about everything that goes into the food, so people get that idea of home,” says Brozen. “It’s a well-cooked meal on the go that’s not just flying at you as fast as possible.” Thomas Paras, former owner of Amy’s Cafe downtown, has just opened a fast-casual restaurant, Freska Mediterranean Grill, at Greenway Station. He terms it “like a Chipotle, but what I like to serve and the way I like to serve it.” The customizable sandwiches, salads and plates with a variety of toppings and sauces vary in healthfulness, says Paras — “Gyros meat is not diet, but chicken is” — and other add-ons like hummus, babaghanoush and tabouli are healthy. He also points to his “super slaw,” with kale, beets and cabbage. Paras researched other Mediterranean/Chipotlestyle fast-casual restaurants via the Internet before opening Freska. “Everybody’s doing it,” he says. “Probably somebody else is checking me out now.”

INSPIRATION? Outright health claims from these restaurants vary, as does the transparency of their sourcing. A spot like Naf Naf limits itself to describing its fare as “fresh, authentic Middle Eastern food,” while Bowl of Heaven goes more overtly into the health benefits of its signature ingredient, the açaí berry (“twice the antioxidants of blueberries, plus omega fats, amino acids, proteins, anthocyanins, fiber, iron, potassium, phosphorus, calcium and other phytonutrients”). Other claims from restaurants about being more responsible and sustainable bring up other, more thorny, questions. Has a location of a national chain devoted to sustainable sourcing put a locally owned mom-and-pop restaurant out of business? Has the sudden, ravenous American quest for healthy quinoa caused environmental damage where the crop is grown in Bolivia and Peru? And what about some of those processed alternative foods for vegans, like Tofutti cream cheese (which includes partially hydrogenated soy bean oil, maltodextrin, nondairy lactic acid, locust bean, guar and carrageenan gums, vegetable mono and digycerids and potassium sorbet)? Locally, Forage Kitchen lists some of its purveyors on its website — bread from Batch, tempeh from Milwaukee’s Simple Soyman, goat cheese from Nordic Creamery, cage-free eggs from Lake Mills and sprouts from Supercharge here in Madison. This kind of accountability is easier for a one-location restaurant than it is for a chain with outlets from coast to coast, where getting enough of the same ingredient to create a consistent product from outlet to outlet remains a challenge. Katie Brozen of Forage limits the amount of fat, salt and sugar in her foods. Only extra-virgin olive oil is used in dressings; some are oil-free. “We use pure sweeteners like organic cane sugar, coconut sugar and honey, and sparingly, only to bring the flavors together,” says Brozen. “Same for salt. It’s an essential ingredient that we use to enhance the natural flavors in the vegetables, versus having everything just taste like salt.” Freshii takes a more inspirational route, with slogans emblazoned across wall-sized blackboards in-store: “Let’s eat without regret. Let’s love kale. Let’s embrace quinoa.... Let’s eat things that make us feel good.” Sourcing is not specified.


At Freshii, the message is as important as the menu.

Is this food always healthy? It’s certainly possible to pile on enough dressings, cheeses, rice, pita sides and guacamole to rack up a considerable number of calories, but even so, grains and fresh vegetables are going to be healthier than processed and fried foods. Craig Thompson is doubtful, however, about some of the more specific health claims for certain ingredients. From a marketing standpoint, he says, “Some of these chains are benefiting from the hype around alternative diets and the quest for magic-bullet solutions to what ails us as a society.” And there are differing opinions on what constitutes a healthy diet. “Some people claim there are tremendous health benefits [to an açaí berry];” says Thompson. “Others will say, that’s just an expensive blueberry.”

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Madison, with its college population and growing millennial workforce, does have a demographic desirable for chains like Freshii and other vegetable-centric leaders like Lyfe Kitchen, sweetgrass and Native Foods. But Susan Quam of the Wisconsin Restaurant Association says that such chains would look not only at our demographics but at how many restaurants we already have. And Dane County is very dense. Plus, the location needs to be just right, one that younger diners want to be in and can get to easily. “They all want to have the best spaces available,” says Quam. Still, as people dine out more frequently (in April of 2015, the U.S. Dept. of Commerce reported that for the first time ever, Americans spent more money eating out than they did at grocery stores), diners are likely to continue to want more healthy options across the eating spectrum and even more customizability. And they’re going to continue to want to eat these on the run or bring them home for easy post-work dinners. “That’s not going away,” says Quam. n

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two-year tenure until Martin Luther King Jr. Day, he estimates he’s received about 50 calls from organizers of various groups in Madison — including the Madison Reading Project and Arts Wisconsin’s Arts Day — since Mayor Paul Soglin announced in early December that Mireles would replace outgoing co-poets laureate Sarah Busse and Wendy Vardaman. “I knew I was going to be little more high profile,” Mireles laughs. “But it was also a little more than I expected.” On Sunday, Jan. 31, Mireles will be the guest of honor at a reception and poetry reading at Centro Hispano, 810 W. Badger Rd., from 2 to 4 p.m. Former poets laureate also will read, as will other notable poets from the city. The event is free and open to the public. It will be the first official effort by Mireles to achieve one of his goals as poet laureate: uniting local writers of poetry, fiction, nonfiction and music in mutual support and collaboration.

“There’s a lot of writing going on in Madison, and people are doing good things,” he says. “I want to bring them together to look at what we have in common and how we can support each other’s activities.” “[The poet laureate position] is a testament to our cultural values, civil discourse and exchange of ideas,” says Karin Wolf, arts program administrator for the Madison Arts Commission, which oversees the position. “Madison was one of the first cities in the country to have a poet laureate, and that’s something I can brag about.” The generic definition of “poet laureate” — a local poet officially appointed by a government organization or official to write poems for special events — doesn’t seem broad enough to cover the role poet laureate has played in Madison. Since 1977, five people have held the position and taken lead roles in creating verse for everything from Wisconsin’s Sesquicentennial in 1998 to the 2011 protests against Act 10 at the State Capitol.

During his first term as mayor, in 1977, Soglin appointed Tuschen as the city’s first poet laureate. Tuschen served for 23 years and organized poetry readings, performed in a variety of venues, and is credited with bringing beat-era performance poetry to Madison. He died from an esophageal hemorrhage in 2005 at age 56. Former Mayor Susan Bauman appointed Andrea Musher to succeed Tuschen in 2001. Musher, who is now a retired UW-Whitewater English and women’s studies professor, sought to formalize the position by bringing it under the Madison Arts Commission umbrella. Musher also established the John Tuschen Poet Laureate Memorial Fund through the Madison Community Foundation, which provides a small honorarium for new poets laureate to begin projects, and she’s eager to see what Mireles has planned.

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If you see poems etched into the sidewalks along Williamson Street or displayed on Madison Metro Transit buses, or hear them recited at Common Council meetings, you’re witnessing traditions established by Madison’s poets laureate. Madison’s newest poet laureate, Oscar Mireles, executive director of the Omega School for adults seeking to complete their GED/HSED, is looking forward to establishing his own traditions. He’s the first Latino to hold the position, and the first male since inaugural poet laureate John Tuschen left the post in 2000. “I want to build upon what other poets laureate have done,” says Mireles, 60, the editor of three volumes featuring works by Wisconsin-based Latino writers published under the series name I Didn’t Know There Were Latinos in Wisconsin. His calendar is filling up quickly. Although Mireles didn’t officially begin his

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and salty-sweet as the budino at Osteria Papavero. The Coconut Pineapple Dream cream cheese pie, like a piña colada rendered densely solid and complex. A stellar Lingonberry Sour Cream pie where each mouthful popped with whole lingonberries, tartness perfectly tempered by a blanket of whipped cream. There’s a Pecan Stout pie that could stand to be more aggressively candied on top, but the custard is really something, with hints of beer flavor. Fresh Raspberry is just what it sounds like, basically four vertical inches of solid raspberry, given structure by gelatin. And that towering Lemon Meringue? It’s a sight to behold, and the quality is unimpeachable. For fans of the Norske Nook, DeForest is a heck of a lot closer than Rice Lake or Osseo, and the heart of the operation is as warm as ever. I hope the bumps will smooth out. And the Nook is still always worth it for the pie. n

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I have to believe that anyone who has passed through the northwestern corner of Wisconsin knows the Nook. The Norske Nook serves massive pies dense with sour cream richness, bubbling over with fruit juices, heaped a mile high with meringue. Its locations in Hayward, Osseo and Rice Lake are bastions of upper Midwestern Norwegian heritage. When the restaurant announced it was expanding to heavily Norwegian DeForest — where the high school mascot is the Norskie, for Pete’s sake — it seemed like a match made in Valhalla. Business has been brisk at the new Norske Nook, which sits on a choice corner lot in the heart of town. You can, of course, come and just buy a pie. (Be sure to pre-order if a holiday is approaching.) But beyond the stuffed bakery cases, folks in the dining room are also sitting down to hearty breakfasts, simple lunches and the occasional gravy-smothered dinner plate. Perhaps the best thing about the Norske Nook, other than the pie, is the warmth and good intent of the service tableside. A server near my party offered to bring out a to-go cup for one person’s coffee as the bill was delivered. Another explained that a particular pie wasn’t in any shape to be cut into yet; it was too warm and it’d be a sloppy mess. Yet another ran out into the brisk January morning to make sure an elderly woman didn’t leave without her magazine. However, service out from the kitchen is uneven. I experienced forgotten sides,

misunderstood orders and a long wait for fish on Friday (an hour after being seated), despite a fairly quiet crowd. Entrees, too, vary in execution. The Reuben was creative, served on cranberry wild rice bread; the bread is a house specialty and worth trying. A whole lefsewrapped Norwegian meatball platter was the Platonic ideal of comfort food, with ethereally light mashed potatoes and browned meatballs the size of a racquetball, all doused in the Nook’s hallmark jiggly gravy. The Frisco burger was underseasoned, and a Norwegian smelt lefse wrap was fishy and dusty with raw flour. And for Friday’s fish fry, two pieces of beer-battered cod emerged, looking great. One actually was great; the other was translucent as lutefisk, clearly undercooked. The blond oily fries were further salt in the wound. The breakfast menu is wide-ranging and served all day. The corned beef hash was skimpy on the meat, a shame since the sliced corned beef I’d had in the Reuben was excellent. Norwegian pancakes were more pale and spongy than I expected, but the lingonberry sauce made up for it. The Ultimate Potato Pancake redeemed the meal, coming as advertised with ample bacon, egg and hollandaise. The Norske Nook is an established Wisconsin food entity; it should have its act together better than this, and if there hadn’t been errors in every visit, I’d write them off as a fluke. But then there’s the pie. Oh, the pie. The Old Fashioned Butterscotch pudding pie, nearly as rich

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truly your cappuccino. It’s an option few other shops offer. Not only does Johnson Public win points for catering to the individual, it also knows what makes for a satisfying cappuccino. This drink is smooth yet robust, its flavor lingering for several moments after each sip. Rare is the cappuccino that’s not flat or overly creamy, but here, the ratio of espresso to steamed milk to foam is pleasantly balanced. The barista is also likely to draw a lovely little crema heart in the froth of your cappuccino, a touch sure to brighten anyone’s blustery Wisconsin winter morning.

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The Bandito Boulevard at Sujeo

It’s a little surprising that the milk stout hasn’t caught on more. Lake Louie and O’so both have a seasonal version of the style, but this is New Glarus’ first milk stout. In addition to American, English, German and Czech malts, brewmaster Dan Carey adds a touch of milk lactose, which imparts a subtle sweetness. Its soft texture also helps call attention to the chocolate and caramel tones from all those malts. While bitterness takes a back seat, this beer does have enough Hallertau and Czech Saaz hops to offer some balance and a clean finish. Carey developed the recipe over several months last fall, using small test batches to dial in the malt and lactose. “We really wanted to make a dark beer because of the time of year — a stout is nice to have when it gets cold,” says Carey. Buttery cheeses like fontina and asiago will go well with this beer’s malty sweetness. It’s also a nice beer with desserts featuring mild chocolate flavors. This beer was even more enjoyable the closer it got to room temperature, enhancing its soft and malty qualities. New Glarus milk stout finishes around 6% ABV. It sells in four-packs for around $11.

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Every cocktail has a story. The tale behind the Bandito Boulevard, like the flavor profile of the drink itself, is bold and idiosyncratic. Conceptually, the drink really started as a Negroni. Substitute whiskey for the gin, and you have a cocktail called a Boulevardier, which is traditionally two parts rye to one part Campari and one part sweet vermouth. Credited as the creation of a French bartender in the 1920s, the Boulevardier has endless variations. Many of them rely on citrusy bitters or sweeter syrups to smooth out the spirits. The version at Sujeo, 10 N. Livingston St., accomplishes much the same thing by using Ancho Reyes chile liqueur in place of the vermouth. It’s a successful choice, because even in the presence of whiskey, Campari can be an overbearing ingredient. The chile liqueur stands up to both of its siblings with a nice mellow heat, and the homemade chocolate bitters complements it nicely. Despite the fact that it’s built around the smoky and chocolatey Mexican chili pepper, the Bandito Boulevard goes well with Sujeo’s Asian food. In fact, the staff recommends pairing the moderately spicy cocktail with an extremely spicy Thai chili dish like the lamb belly pad ka prow. But if you don’t feel like balancing heat with heat, enjoy the drink on its own. It definitely speaks for itself.

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This chili cookoff features the goods from Baldwin Street Grill, Dotty Dumpling’s Dowry, Echo Tap, Harmony Bar, Mermaid Cafe, Next Door Brewing, That BBQ Joint, Tip Top Tavern, True Coffee, Weary Traveler and the Willy Street Pub and Grill. The amount you donate ($10-$20) determines how many tastings and how many votes you get. All proceeds benefit WORT. It’s at the Harmony, 2201 Atwood Ave., 1-5 pm.

The monthly meeting of CHEW (Culinary History Enthusiasts of Wisconsin) will feature the work of UW-Madison professor Jane Collins. “Food Deserts: Concept, Controversy, and Clarification” will center on the concept of food deserts, how the term has become controversial and what alternative concepts might better represent food scarcity. It’s at 7:30 pm at the Goodman Community Center, 149 Waubesa St.

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Participants are needed for a study at UW-Madison looking at whether the cautious use of sleep medication reduces depressive symptoms in people with depression and insomnia. To be eligible, you must be currently experiencing depression and insomnia, be 18-65 years old, and have access to regular care with a primary care provider. Participants will receive up to $400 to $450.

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Monona Grove (in blue) and the Edgewood Crusaders are both ranked among the state’s best. BY MICHAEL POPKE

This is the time of year when a high school basketball team’s strength and resolve are revealed. Early-season jitters should be gone, but it’s a little soon to begin thinking about playing in the state championship game at Madison’s Kohl Center (boys) or Green Bay’s Resch Center (girls). That’s not to say we can’t start talking about regional tournament action, though, which begins Feb. 23 for the girls and March 1 for the boys. How teams manage to keep their sanity over the next month or so will determine how they’ll react when the madness of March takes over. Last weekend, multiple Madison-area teams holding on to high spots in the Associated Press state rankings won wild games that may give them the boost they need heading into the final weeks of the regular season. The best place to begin is with the undefeated Middleton boys (14-0 through Jan. 24), who held off Hartland Arrowhead on Jan. 23, 81-78, thanks to a 5-0 run to the buzzer. The Middleton girls, at 13-2, have been almost as impressive. Through last weekend, they were tied with Verona for the Big Eight Conference lead. Meanwhile, Stoughton High School’s Badger Challenge pitted boys’ teams in the

Badger North Conference against teams from the Badger South Conference, with pairings determined by those teams’ positions in conference standings. The big winner was Waunakee, as senior guard Kyle Jensen sank a deep two as time expired to lift the Warriors past Madison Edgewood, 87-85. But give credit to the Crusaders, which made the game tight after trailing by 16. What’s even better than a thrilling buzzer-beater? Tournament officials announced that a percentage of the proceeds from the two-day Badger Challenge would be donated to the University of Wisconsin Carbone Cancer Center. Other area schools ranked among the state’s best boys’ teams include Sun Prairie, Madison Memorial and Monona Grove, while top girls’ teams include Stoughton and Monona Grove. I know a lot of people who tend to overlook prep basketball, especially in a Big Ten city. But when state tournament time rolls around, there’s nothing like the kind of community pride that high school hoops ignites. Remember Madison East last year? If you have the opportunity over the next few weeks, I urge you to check out a game at your local high school gym. For a few bucks, you’ll not only support the school’s athletics program but you’ll also likely witness some pretty decent basketball. n


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Welcome to the party DJs Surf ’n’ Turf create a wild, inclusive scene BY MATT REITER

It’s an early Saturday morning in Madison, and the streets near the historic train depot on West Washington Avenue are quiet. But inside a refurbished train car, a party hosted by the up-and-coming dance DJ duo Surf ’n’ Turf is in full swing. A full spectrum of authentic, often absurd, human behavior is on display, including a howling, hulking bearded man in a peacock print lycra bodysuit, boa and Viking/deer antler helmet. A first-timer should resist the urge to cut and run. Sticking around means getting lost in the sonic and visual barrage that is a part of every Surf ’n’ Turf performance. The Madison-based DJ combo features Adam Mandelman and Rob Sanheim, who have played national and regional party circuits from the Burning Man in the Nevada desert to Madison’s Olbrich Botanical Gardens (where they return on Friday, Jan. 29, for Cocktails in the Conservatory). The collaboration began in 2013 after Mandelman met Sanheim at a coffee house and invited him to join in on a few of his solo sets around Madison. The two began regularly booking tandem shows as Surf ’n’ Turf,

a name inspired by Mandelman’s DJ sobriquet “Dr. Lobster” and Sanheim’s “Bobby Beefcake.” Dance music — an umbrella term for a cluster of related sounds including techno and house — can be a polarizing genre. But for Sanheim, it is a return to the relationship humans and music have shared for the majority of our time on this planet: “The repetitive nature and getting lost in the music goes back to the way people used to beat on drums and lose their minds. We’re doing that now, just with better technology.” Shows are bass-heavy and energetic, and songs transition seamlessly, rarely hitting a definite stopping point. Sets can last anywhere from a few hours to all night, depending on the venue’s guidelines. “In the right place, this type of music encompasses you in a way other genres may not,” says Mandelman. “It’s grandiose in nature and envelops you.” Mandelman and Sanheim recently played a capacity show at Gib’s Bar on Williamson Street. “We do a good job of getting people not normally into this kind of music to feel welcomed in a comfortable atmosphere,” says Mandelman. This goes beyond simple questions of musical taste. The DJs understand that dance

Rob Sanheim (left) and Adam Mandelman, seen here at Burning Man in 2014, have played national and regional party circuits.

music is historically rooted in queer communities of color and that venues were often behind closed doors. “It’s important to remember that these genres are tied to oppressed identities and rebellion,” says Mandelman. Sanheim says the duo’s per-

formances should create a “safe space where people can dance and lose their minds and not feel like someone is just there to get as drunk as possible, looking to hook up.” n

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Soloist Adam Neiman thrilled the audience with a riotous rendition of a Shostakovich piano concerto.

In its first concert of the year, the Wisconsin Chamber Orchestra delivered several novelties and two 20th-century piano concertos that featured soloist Adam Neiman, the brilliant young American pianist who has worked productively with the WCO before. The Jan. 22 concert, at the Overture Center’s Capitol Theater, also included some more familiar works, such as the Overture to Mozart’s opera Cosí fan tutte, in a crisp performance led by maestro Andrew Sewell. The first concerto, by Francis Poulenc, is a good example of his efforts to establish himself as a serious composer, as he blended his breezy cabaret melodies with emphatic orchestra effects. It has some amusing, and even attractive moments, but there are too many disparate elements, and the work just does not cohere, as a whole, or even movement by movement. By contrast, the Concerto No. 2 that Shostakovich wrote for his son Maxim to play at his 19th birthday has a swagger and optimism rather unusual for the composer. Its first movement is characterized by prolonged sassiness, the second is laced with Romanic lyricism, and the third displays a relentless playful-

ness. It suggests that young Maxim — who in later years became a wonderful conductor of his father’s music — had a splendid keyboard technique. Neiman, who was elegantly teasing in the Poulenc, had a riotous time playing the Shostakovich, which the audience particularly loved. Schubert’s Sixth Symphony is one of his works that is performed less frequently. It was the first mature symphony of his post-student years, when Vienna was caught up in a craze for Rossini. Schubert wanted desperately to be a successful opera composer, and he seemed trying to make his melodies fit into the mold of Rossinian arias, even with some attempted imitation of the orchestral writing. In those terms, the symphony does not quite work — trying to fit round pegs into square holes — but Schubert still could not help but write entertaining music. And Sewell conducted it with meticulous care and obvious affection. Still, I wish he, or someone here, would take up Schubert’s actual Seventh Symphony, a work in E that he finished only in piano score. It has since been orchestrated, notably by Brian Newbould, and a performance of that truly beautiful work would be a treat. n


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In the latest edition of the National Enquirer it was revealed that Elvis Presley, Yes...the legendary Elvis was a Chicano Fans were outraged critics cite his heritage as an important influence I was stunned Can you believe it? Well...I didn’t really at first but then I remembered... his jet black hair you know with the little curl in front sort of reminded me of my cousin “Chuy” Elvis always wore either those tight black pants like the ones in West Side Story or a baggy pinstriped Zoot Suit Pachuco style with a pair of blue suede shoes to match Then I figured no, it couldn’t be So I traced his story back to his hometown a little pueblo outside Tupelo, Mississippi a son of migrant sharecroppers looking for a way out of rural poverty Let’s see...Elvis joined the army Maybe he enlisted with his “buddies” They never made a movie about it But they fought hard anyways I read somewhere that Chicanos have won more Silver Stars and Purple Hearts than any other ethnic group Maybe Elvis was a Chicano I wasn’t convinced yet! Elvis was a swooner, a dancer, a ladies man and always won the girl that hated him in the beginning of the movie he had to be a Latin lover or something even Valentino and Sinatra had a little Italian in them Elvis played guitar like my Uncle Carlos, always hitting the same four notes over and over again But now, I think I have figured it out It was probably that Colonel Parker’s idea to change his cultural identity, since it was just after the second big war and the Zoot Suit Riots it wasn’t the right time for a Chicano Superstar to be pelvising around the Ed Sullivan Show, late on a Sunday night I think it was just a hoax, to convince more people to buy that newspaper If Elvis Presley really was a Chicano He wouldn’t have settled to die alone, in an empty mansion

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“I have no idea what Oscar will pursue, and that what’s cool,” says Musher, who says she can imagine a combination salsa party-poetry reading on the roof of Monona Terrace on a beautiful summer night. “Wouldn’t that be fantastic? Oscar can go anywhere with this.” In 2007, former Mayor Dave Cieslewicz (now an Isthmus contributor) named Fabu Phillis Carter — known simply as “Fabu” — as Madison’s poet laureate. During her tenure, Fabu brought a multicultural perspective to the role, introducing poetry to parts of the community not typically exposed to it. Her poetry is located in the Atrium entrance of the Park Street Villager Mall and on the Williamson Street sidewalk in front of the Weary Traveler Freehouse. Soglin, elected for his third stint as mayor in 2011, named Busse and Vardaman to the shared position in 2012. Together they established quarterly poetry readings at Madison Common Council meetings that continue to this day. The most recent reading, on Dec. 1, 2015, was “Applying for Citizenship,” written and presented by Rubén Medina, a professor in the UW’s Department of Spanish and Portuguese. Lines included “The White House / should be moved / to Puerto Rico / the Congress to Harlem / the United Nations/ to Wounded Knee” and “All military forces / in foreign lands / should return / within 30 days.” Council members applauded loudly when he was done. “Here we were, standing before a political body, delivering a poem that was very critical, in a civil manner,” Wolf says. “If we could all do that, the world would be a better place.” Mireles agrees, saying he hopes to use his experience in adult education to help make Madison a better place through the written and spoken word. “I’m a grassroots writer, in terms of trying to make my writing accessible,” he says. “Working with adults going back to school has helped me focus on that accessibility.” Mireles also plans to make appearances at local elementary schools, especially those in Latino communities. “When young people see a writer of color, someone who looks like them, they get excited,” he says. “It makes a difference.” He also expects to publish his first children’s book this year, The World’s Most Beautiful Piñata, in collaboration with the Madison Children’s Museum, and he’s excited about the challenge of bringing poetry to a broader audience. “Poetry has been with us for generations, but we’ve almost made it inaccessible to some people,” he says. “Poetry can bring intellect and emotion to an issue. Part of my role has to be helping people see how poetry is more than grammar and structure. It’s about having a voice.” n

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Sisterly tragicomedy Rumors of Truth is a world premiere by a Wisconsin playwright BY COLTON DUNHAM

Sometimes even during life’s most serious moments, it’s possible to find humor. That is what award-winning, Wisconsin-based playwright Marcia Jablonski implies in her tragicomedy Rumors of Truth, which premieres at the Bartell Theatre on Jan. 29. The show is the 2016 opener for Kathie Rasmussen Women’s Theatre (KRASS), a company that strives to give a voice to modern female writers and directors. Directed by theater veteran Sarah Whelan, the play revolves around three sisters — Brooklyn, Madison and Savannah — who come together after five years apart to visit their mother’s gravesite on what would have been her 50th birthday. “The three believe very different ‘truths’ about themselves, one another, their parents and what exactly happened the last time they saw one another,” says Jablonski. “They must decide to either let go of their version of the truth to resolve their differences or part forever.” Jablonski says stories about memory initially sparked her interest in writing the

play. “On NPR, I’ve been listening to a lot of discussions about memory and about how memories aren’t like tape recorders,” Jablonski says. “I just find it intriguing because people — like family members and friends — remember things so specifically, but it’s really unreliable.” Jablonski says she began to examine what she’s been holding onto in her own memories. After all, if you can’t be certain about what you remember, it’s hard to hold people accountable for things they may or may not have done. When asked if the concept of the play stems from personal experiences, Jablonski says with a laugh: “I don’t remember.” As it turns out, the idea for the play did come from real life. “My sisters and I were to meet at my mother’s grave, and I was late,” Jablonski says. “As I approached, they were comfortably waiting for me as if they were having a picnic. That’s when I thought, ‘Hmm, might make a good setting for a play.’” Jablonski, who lives in Mineral Point and works as a copy manager at Lands’ End in Dodgeville, has no formal educa-

tion in playwriting, but she has written a number of plays that have been produced over the years, including The Front Steps and The Great Jimmy Boyle. In 2009, Rumors of Truth was awarded a reading in the Wisconsin Wrights New Play Development Project, a biennial competition sponsored by Forward Theater. Jan Levine Thal, artistic director for KRASS, says she was struck by how funny yet emotionally charged Rumors of Truth is. “It’s one of those plays that sneaks up on you in terms of its depth, because it’s about family relations, but it’s also about families coming to terms with somebody important that died and how that sets up a lot of dynamics,” Thal says. Jablonski and Thal say they hope the play will spark audience discussions about their own families. In particular, they are hoping that “Sisters’ Night” on Feb. 4 will bring a large crowd of sisters — both biological and chosen — to see the show at a discounted price. “What we really want to encourage is that sisters come and have a chance to talk about sisterhood,” says Thal. Jablonski says those discussions may lead to

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From left: Liz Light, Katherine Mitchell and Annie Jay play siblings who reunite at their mother’s grave.

deeper revelations: “I hope they embrace the concept of forgiveness and think about their relationships with their own family members.” n

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Anthony Atamanuik: I was saying stuff as Trump that seemed utterly ridiculous. A month later, Trump is saying the same stuff, almost verbatim, in his speeches. For me, the key is taking Trump’s speeches and revealing how much of it is just old authoritarian politics. James Adomian: I’ve respected Bernie for years, but I never thought he would be famous enough to do an impression of. I did George W. Bush for years, who I hated. It feels nice to make fun of a guy I support. As a comedian, I get to say some things I think he’d like to be able to say.

one-off show. After a video of their Oct. 12 performance at UCB in New York went viral online, the pair decided it was time to put a tour together. In advance of their upcoming 12-city run, which includes a Feb. 2 stop at the Majestic Theatre, Adomian and Atamanuik spoke with Isthmus about what it’s like to play these larger-than-life characters.

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while never breaking eye contact, or a bellhop lingers in the hopes of a tip — but these familiarities don’t richen on second viewing, or a second thought. In any case, Michael snaps out of it when he suddenly hears a woman’s voice — differentiated, musical — a miracle. (She’s even lit sometimes to look halo-like.) Lisa (touchingly voiced by Jennifer Jason Leigh) is a customer service rep who’s in town to hear Michael speak. She is sweet, diffident and a little bit kooky, and absolutely gobsmacked that this “guru” is giving her the time of day. This stretch is Anomalisa’s best, and it includes the film’s much-heralded sex scene, a deeply realistic interplay that moves from the awkward, initial “sorries” inevitable to humans tentatively touching one another for the first time to a tender unspokenness as they open themselves up to the experience. I won’t spoil where the film goes next — except to say it doesn’t go much of anywhere. The filmmakers don’t endorse Michael’s solipsism, but we’re stuck with it anyway: The film is entirely from his point of view, save a lovely, pacifying final shot. Even the filmmakers couldn’t bear to end with the dispiriting, not-so-special Michael. n

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Dateline NBC joins Steven Avery media frenzy BY JON KJARSGAARD

The Making a Murderer phenomenon marches on. “Right now murder is hot,” said an unnamed Dateline NBC producer midway through the 10-episode Netflix documentary series about convicted Wisconsin murderer Steven Avery (at the 27:04 mark of episode four, if you want to cue it up). “That’s what everyone wants. That’s what the competition wants. And we’re trying to beat out the other networks to get that perfect murder story.” Dateline NBC aired its report on April 1, 2006, a few months after the murder of Teresa Halbach and roughly a year before Avery and his nephew Brendan Dassey were convicted of the crime in separate trials. The producer excitedly called it “the perfect Dateline story” and now the newsmagazine says it’s preparing to air a new segment about the case on Jan. 29 at 9 p.m. It won’t be the only Making a Murderer-inspired television show this weekend. Cable network Investigation Discovery will premiere the one-hour special Steven Avery: Innocent or Guilty? on Jan. 30 at 8 p.m. Hosted by longtime Dateline correspondent Keith Morrison, Variety reports that it will include new interviews with such “key players” as Avery defense attorney Jerry Buting, former Calumet County District Attorney Ken Kratz and current Manitowoc County Assistant District Attorney Michael Griesbach. Buting and fellow defense attorney Dean Strang will participate in a moderated discussion at the Riverside Theater in Milwaukee on March 18. Reserved seating tickets are $45.50 and go on sale at noon on Jan. 29. n


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The Finest Hours: Historical drama about the Coast Guard’s attempt to rescue an oil tanker foundered during a storm. Jane Got a Gun: An outlaw gang continues to torment a woman (Natalie Portman), and to save her new life she has to turn to a former fiancÊ. Kung Fu Panda 3: Po must face challenges both domestic and supernatural.

Recent releases 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi: Director Michael Bay takes on the controversial 2012 terrorist attacks in Libya. Strictly as action filmmaking, it’s an impressive piece of work, balancing the chaos and uncertainty of the situation. The 5th Wave: Another round of alien attacks is imminent, and Cassie (ChloÍ Grace Moretz) must try to save her brother.

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The Boy: A nanny is surprised when her new charge is a doll, and even more surprised when she begins to suspect it may be alive. Ride Along 2: It was nearly two years ago to the day that the first installment of this comedy starring Ice Cube and Kevin Hart as mismatched cops came out. If you enjoyed that vehicle, then by all means, flag down the new jalopy: It rides the same and the upgrades are kept to a minimum.

More film events 2016 Oscar Shorts: Sundance screenings of this year’s nominees, including Animated (Jan. 29-Feb. 4, various times), Documentary (Jan. 30 and 31, 11 am) and Live Action (Jan. 29-Feb. 4, various times). The Awful Truth: A married couple (Cary Grant, Irene Dunne) in the midst of divorce proceedings based on bad assumptions attempt to undermine each other’s romantic endeavors. Lakeview Library, Jan. 29, 5:30 pm. I Don’t Belong Anywhere: The Cinema of Chantal Akerman: Documentary about the filmmaker. Cinematheque, Jan. 30, 6 pm. The Last House on the Left: Grim, unforgettable debut feature from director Wes Craven. Union South Marquee, Feb. 1, 7 pm. No Home Movie: Documentary by art cinema icon Chantal Akerman, following the final months of her mother’s life. Cinematheque, Jan. 30, 3:30 & 7:30 pm.

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Sweet Charity: Fellini’s Nights of Cabiria, Broadway-musicalized by Neil Simon, Dorothy Fields and Cy Coleman, features Shirley MacLaine as the titular taxi dancer. Cinematheque, Jan. 29, 7 pm.

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Wattstax: Documentary record of Stax Records’ 1972 Watts Summer Festival. Union South Marquee, Feb. 4, 7 pm.

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Sicario: Emily Blunt plays the head of an FBI unit who becomes determined to avenge the deaths of two of its members. Union South Marquee, Jan. 2931 (various times); Hawthorne Library, Jan. 30, noon.

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Roar: Tippi Hedren and Noel Marshall’s attempt to encourage big cat preservation by filming their lives in company with 150 (as it turns out, dangerous) critters. Union South Marquee, Jan. 30, 11 pm.

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Josh Ritter & the Royal City Band Thursday, Jan. 28, Barrymore Theatre, 7:30 pm

In the nearly 20 years since creating his own major at Ohio’s Oberlin College (“American History Through Narrative Folk Music”), Josh Ritter has staked his claim as the living master of narrative folk music. Backed by his Royal City Band, Ritter has released eight full-length albums, most recently last year’s Sermon on the Rocks. With Elephant Revival.

As the daughter of a country radio programmer, it’s safe to say that country music is in Kelsea Ballerini’s blood. It also helps to explain her preternatural talent. The 22-year-old’s debut single, “Love Me Like You Mean It,” made her the first female to debut at No. 1 on the country charts since Carrie Underwood a decade ago. For a budding household name like Ballerini, that’s not bad company to be in. With Jacob Davis.

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PICK OF THE WEEK Liliana’s Restaurant, Fitchburg: Ken Wheaton, fingerstyle guitar, free, 5:30 pm Thursdays. Louisianne’s, Middleton: Jim Erickson, 6 pm Thursdays.

Umphrey’s McGee Thursday, Jan. 28, Orpheum Theater, 8 pm

After almost two decades as a band, with nine studio records in their catalog, Umphrey’s McGee have entered the upper echelons of cult bands, joining their jamming brethren the Grateful Dead, Phish and Widespread Panic as leaders in the improv rock world. Presenting upbeat pop melodies and complex instrumental work and penning elaborate, freely changing compositions, Umphrey’s creates a progressive, theatrical stage show that is all its own. With Joshua Redman, Tauk. ALSO: Friday, Jan. 29, 8 pm.

don’t try to hide their ambition. They’ve embraced the poppier elements of their sound, working with L.A.-based megaproducer Anthony Kilhofer. The results include “West Coast,” a grandiose track that bridges the gap between the band’s humble beginnings and their future as kings of the airwaves. With Bad Bad Hats.

Vocalosity Thursday, Jan. 28, Overture Center‘s Capitol Theater, 7:30 pm

Every sound you hear at Vocalosity comes from the vocal powerhouses in the 12-person ensemble, including beatboxer Chesney Snow, who once lived in Madison and attended Edgewood College. The touring show is a creation of Deke Shane, the a cappella guru behind Pitch Perfect and The Sing Off. Expect a high-energy celebration of the wonders of the human voice. ALSO: Friday, Jan. 29, 7:30 pm Alchemy Cafe: Tani Diakite & the Afrofunkstars, free, 10 pm.

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Bayou: Johnny Chimes, free, 5:30 pm Thursdays.

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Bos Meadery: Hoot’n Annie, string band, free, 6:30 pm. Cardinal Bar: DJ Rumba, 10 pm. Christy’s Landing: Open Mic with Shelley Faith, free, 8 pm Thursdays. Essen Haus: Zweifel Brothers, free, 9 pm.

Hey Marseilles Thursday, Jan. 28, High Noon Saloon, 8 pm

Mixing indie pop and folk with classical instrumentation, this group fits the bill of “quirky Seattle band.” But unlike many of the city’s other bands, the members of Hey Marseilles

The Frequency: Devil To Drag, German Art Students, Devil’s Share, Cowboy Winter, 7 pm. Great Dane-Downtown: DJ Phil Money, free, 10 pm. Hop Haus Brewing Company, Verona: Bluegrass TeA & Company, free, 7 pm. Ivory Room: Jim Ripp, Michael Massey, piano, 9 pm. Knuckle Down Saloon: Blues Jam, 8 pm Thursdays.

Majestic Theatre: Trippy Turtle, Melvv, Dense City, 9 pm. Merchant: Prognosis Negative, rock, free, 11 pm. Mickey’s: Mal-O-Dua, French/Hawaiian, free, 5:30 pm. Mr. Robert’s: Mark DeGro, free, 10 pm.

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Natt Spil: DJ Bruce Blaq, free, 10 pm. North and South Seafood & Smokehouse: Jerry & Nora, classic rock/country, free, 5 pm Thursdays. Plan B: DJs Brook, Lizzy T, 9 pm Thursdays. Tip Top Tavern: Holes in a Barrel, bluegrass, free, 9:30 pm. Tricia’s Country Corners, McFarland: Frank James & Bobby Briggs, country, free, 8 pm Thursdays. Up North Pub: Catfish Stephenson, blues/Americana, free, 9 pm Thursdays. UW Memorial Union-Fredric March Play Circle: Four Seasons Theatre Musical Theater Open Mic, free, 8 pm.

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Verona Area High School Performing Arts Center: Verona Area Concert Band, “Blue,” works by Brubeck, Handy, Mackey, Ticheli & Gershwin, free/donations, 7:30 pm.

Thursday, Jan. 28, Comedy Club on State, 8:30 pm

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The Flick Thursday, Jan. 28, Overture Center Playhouse, 7:30 pm

Forward Theater presents this Pulitzer Prizewinning play that follows three underpaid employees as they care for a struggling movie theater in Massachusetts. Filled with small moments that speak to big ideas, the play has been lauded as a “must-watch” story filled with poignant observations. ALSO: Friday and Saturday (7:30 pm) and Sunday (2 pm), Jan. 30-31. Through Feb. 14. The 800th Annual Salvation Swing-Off: Purgatory dwellers compete in a dance-off to make it to heaven, 8 pm, 1/28-30, Broom Street Theater. $11. 244-8338.

ART EXHIBITS & EV ENTS Historic Photo Exhibit: Markingcentennial, through 12/31, Neighborhood House (reception 7-9 pm, 1/28). 255-5337.

Ian Edwards is a Los Angeles-based standup and writer who’s performed on HBO’s Def Comedy Jam and written for ABC’s Black-ish and CBS’s Two Broke Girls. His debut album, 100% Half Assed, was released on Conan O’Brien’s label in 2014. Edwards is a regular guest on The Joe Rogan Experience and also hosts two podcasts of his own. With Bronston Jones, Ian Erickson. ALSO: Friday and Saturday (8 & 10:30 pm), Jan. 29-30.

EN V I RO N MEN T Weston Roundtable: UW Nelson Institute series, “Embedding Human Behavior in Natural Systems Models: From Myth to Reality,” by Andrea Castellatti, 4 pm, 1/28; “Evolution and Sustainability of the U.S. Dairy Industry,” by Mark Stephenson, 4 pm, 2/4, Mechanical Engineering Building-Room 1153. 262-9334. Pollinator Conversation: Talk on habitats at Troy Gardens & resources available to the public by Mary Pelzer, 6:30 pm, 1/28, Lakeview Library. 246-4547.


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It’s a special night when two of the nation’s best bluesmen share a bill. Corey Harris (pictured) is a former New Orleans street musician who studied in Cameroon and landed a MacArthur genius grant. His heartfelt songs span genres, merging classic blues with soul, reggae and West African sounds. And even though he’s resided in Europe for many decades, Grammy winner Eric Bibb has strong roots in the American folk and blues traditions. He has produced an astonishing 36 albums and earned countless awards for his fingerpicking-style guitar playing.

GOSH! Friday, Jan. 29, Mickey’s Tavern, 10 pm

Quad Cities trio GOSH! has a penchant for crafting low-key, dark and minimal rock songs, churning out a slew of slightly twisted slow burners on their 2015 self-titled cassette. Adding fuzz to the restrained melancholy of their early ’80s post-punk sound, GOSH! makes every angular guitar line and biting snare hit count. With locals Oedipus Tex, the Pollinators. Alchemy Cafe: The Beat Chefs, free, 10 pm. The Bayou: DJ Chamo, Latin, free, 10 pm Fridays. Bos Meadery: Kendra Swanson, free, 6:30 pm. Brink Lounge: Drive By Night, classic rock, 9 pm. Brocach-Square: The Currach, free, 5:30 pm Fridays. Capital Brewery, Middleton: No Name String Band, free, 6 pm. Cardinal Bar: Bill Roberts Quartet with Robert Julius Corbit, free, 5:30 pm. Club Tavern, Middleton: Riled Up, free, 9 pm. Essen Haus: Dale Dahmen & the Beats, free, 8:30 pm. First Unitarian Society: Black Marigold, woodwind quintet, free, 12:15 pm. Fountain: Richard Shaten, free, 7:30 pm Fridays. The Frequency: *hitmayng, CRASHprez, KennyHoopla, 9:30 pm.

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Liliana’s, Fitchburg: Rand Moore Quartet, 6:30 pm.

Groundbreaking Minneapolis punk band Babes in Toyland continue their reunion tour after being on hiatus since 2001. Pairing Kat Bjelland’s inimitable vocal prowess and crunchy guitar playing with Lori Barbero’s punchy drums, Babes in Toyland developed an unmistakable sound in the late ’80s and early ’90s, influencing the riot grrrl movement, touring with Sonic Youth and playing Lollapalooza. With Porcupine, PowerWagon.

Louisianne’s, Middleton: Johnny Chimes, New Orleans piano, free, 6:30 pm Fridays-Saturdays. Majestic Theatre: Whitey Morgan, Cody Jinks, 9 pm. Merchant: DJ Lauren Franchi, free, 10:30 pm. Mr. Robert’s: Rotten Tommys, Chunkhead, Tippy, We Should Have Been DJs, The Vipers, Christian Dior, Brainerd, Stone Room, free, 9 pm. Natt Spil: The Real Jaguar, free, 10 pm. Olbrich Gardens: DJs Surf ‘n Turf, 7 pm. See page 28. Orpheum Theater: Umphrey’s McGee, 8 pm. Overture Center-Overture Hall: Bolz Young Artist Competition Finals, featuring pianists Audrianna Wu and Liam Mayo, violinist Tabby Rhee and marimbist Robert Rockman, free (RSVP: 257-3734). The Red Zone: Remada, Autumn Reverie, Refuting Silence, 8 pm.

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1855 Saloon, Cottage Grove: David Hecht, free, 7 pm.

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Badger Bowl: Kings of Radio, rock, 9:15 pm.

Friday, Jan. 29, Bartell Theatre’s Evjue Stage, 8 pm

Three sisters meet at their mother’s grave on her 50th birthday in playwright Marcia Jablonski’s award-winning play. The world premiere is produced by the Kathie Rasmussen Women’s Theater and directed by theater luminary Sarah Whelan at the Bartell Theatre. See page 30. ALSO: Saturday (8 pm), Sunday (2 pm), Wednesday and Thursday (8 pm), Jan. 30-Feb. 4. Through Feb. 6.

ART EXHIBITS & EV ENTS Chinese Fine Art Association: Traditional brush painting, 1/29-4/28, UW Health at the American Center-2nd Floor Cafeteria. 263-5992.

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Tickets going fast! TUE, FEB 2 – SUN, FEB 7 | $45+ THU, FEB 4: Post-show Meet the Artist Q&A OVERTURECENTER.ORG | 608.258.4141

Barrymore Theatre: Leo Kottke, Steve Forbert, 8 pm. The Bayou: DJs Siberia, Koob, ‘80s dance, 10 pm. Bos Meadery: Barleywine, free, 6:30 pm. Brink Lounge: East Wash Jukes, blues/soul, 9 pm. Cardinal Bar: DJ Chamo, Latin, 10 pm. Club Tavern, Middleton: Love Monkeys, 9 pm. Come Back In: Ryan McGrath Band, free, 9 pm. Crystal Corner Bar: Intelescope, Nuggernaut, Brenda?, 9:30 pm. Essen Haus: Dale Dahmen & the Beats, free, 8:30 pm. First Unitarian Society Auditorium: Mosaic Chamber Players, works by Beethoven, 7:30 pm. The Frequency: Nester (CD release), Meghan Rose & the Bones, 10 pm. Harlem Renaissance Museum: Harris Lemberg Trio, jazz, 7:30 pm. Hody Bar, Middleton: Sparks Band, ‘60s rock, free, 9 pm. Ivory Room: Kevin Gale, Connor Brennan, Luke Hrovat-Staedter, dueling pianos, 8 pm.

Monster Truck Nationals: Annual event, 7:30 pm 1/29-30 & 1 pm 1/31, Alliant Energy Center. $22-$13. 800-745-3000.

Knuckle Down Saloon: The Jimmys, blues, 9 pm.

Folk Ball Festival: Annual weekend of performances, workshops, jam sessions & dancing, 1/29-31, UW Union South. Dances Friday: International, 7:30 pm12:30 am, Varsity Hall, with Yid Vicious, Intemperance Collective, Reptile Palace Orchestra, Do Zore; Contra, 7:30-11 pm (note: at The Crossing) with A Rare Privilege. Saturday: Dance Party, 7 pm12:30 am, Varsity Hall, Simbra Oilor, Orkestar Bez Ime, Sloboda, Veseliyka. Donations encouraged. Schedule: madfolkdance.org. 241-3655.

Merchant: DJ Nick Nice, free, 10:30 pm.

Lake Home & Cabin Show: 2-8 pm on 1/29, 10 am6 pm on 1/30 and 10 am-4 pm, 1/31, Alliant CenterExhibition Hall, with demonstrations, seminars & more. $10 ($4 ages 5-15). lakehomeandcabinshow.com.

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Liliana’s Restaurant, Fitchburg: John Widdicombe & Paul Filipowicz, jazz, free, 6:30 pm. Mickey’s Tavern: Fire Retarded, The Midwest Beat, The Rashita Joneses, free, 10 pm. Mother Fool’s: Open Mic with Angelica Engel, 8 pm. Mr. Robert’s: Hue, free, 10 pm. Natt Spil: DJ Glumi, free, 10 pm. Pooley’s: Madison County, country, 9:30 pm. Rex’s Innkeeper, Waunakee: Back 40 Band, 8:30 pm. Spring Green General Store: Don Greenwood, 2 pm. Tofflers, New Glarus: Aaron Williams & the Hoodoo, blues, 9 pm. Tricia’s Country Corners, McFarland: Jukebillies, 9 pm. Tuvalu Coffee, Verona: Getaway Drivers, free, 7 pm.

USA Climbing: Bouldering Open National Championship: 1/29-1/30, Monona Terrace. usaclimbing.net.

Tyranena Brewing Company, Lake Mills: Kyle Henderson & Blues Invasion, free, 7 pm.

UW Women’s Tennis: vs. Houston, 5 pm, 1/29, Nielsen Tennis Stadium. 262-1440.

UW Humanities Building-Mills Hall: Schubertiade, works by Schubert with pianists Martha Fischer & Bill Lutes, soprano Jamie-Rose Guarrine, 8 pm.

UW Men’s Hockey: vs. Alaska, 7 pm, 1/29-30, Kohl Center. $24/$20. 262-1440.

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UW Union South-The Sett: Warehouse Eyes, Stevie Wonder Bread, free, 9 pm. Verona Area High School Performing Arts Center: David Landau, free family concert, 10 am. West High School: Madison Boychoir Festival Concert, annual Madison Youth Choirs event, free, 12:30 pm.

S PEC I A L EV EN TS Frostiball: Annual fundraiser, 8-11 pm, 1/30, Overture Center, with The Upbeat Orchestra, live visual art by Lon Michels, silent auction, cabaret & more; Isthmus After Party 11 pm-2 am. $125 ($75 after 11 pm). overturecenter.org/frostiball. 258-4141. The Fire Ball VII: The 8th Wonder of the World: Burlesque/circus arts/more, 8 pm, 1/30, Majestic Theatre. $30. 255-0901.

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The Family Business Saturday, Jan. 30, Harmony Bar, 9:45 pm

Seeing as it formed here in Madison in 2005, the Family Business is not a Southern rock band in the geographic sense. Sonically, though, the quartet marries the bluesy stomp of ZZ Top to the frenetic guitar wizardry of the Allman Brothers. Balls Pricey, the group’s fourth album, builds on that, featuring 13 tracks of throwback rock ’n’ roll that will make you wonder whether you’re actually at a kegger in 1970s Georgia and not at a bar on Atwood.

Port Wine Celebration: 10 am-4 pm, 1/30, Wollersheim Winery, Prairie du Sac, with talks by winemaker Philippe Coquard, tastings, music by Derek Pritzl, The Gamble. Free admission. 643-6515. Battle of the Salsas: Free samples, 11 am-3 pm, 1/30-31, Metcalfe’s Hilldale (238-7612) & West Towne (829-3500).

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UW Men’s Tennis: vs. Valparaiso, noon, 1/30; vs. South Dakota State, 6 pm, 1/30, Nielsen Tennis Stadium. 262-1440. UW Women’s Hockey: vs. St. Cloud State, 2 pm on 1/30 and noon, 1/31, LaBahn Arena. $5. 262-1440.

H O ME & GA RD EN Orchid Quest: Madison Orchid Growers Guild show/sale, 10 am-5 pm on 1/30 and 10 am-4 pm, 1/31, Marriott-West, Middleton, with seminars, raffle. $9/day ($14/both). orchidguild.org.

K I D S & FA MI LY Kids in the Rotunda: West African Dance of Madison, 9:30 & 11 am and 1 pm, 9:30 am, 1/30, Overture Center-Rotunda Stage. 258-4141. Board Game Extravaganza: Try a variety of games with I’m Board! Games & Family Fun, 10 am-1 pm, 1/30, DreamBank. 286-3150. Exploration on the Rivers: Drop-in Fur Trade Erathemed activities for ages 4-12, 10 am-2 pm, 1/30, Wisconsin Historical Museum. Free. 264-6555. Saturday Science: “Swinging Science,� for ages 6-10, 10 am, 1/30, UW Space Place. 262-4779. Snow Day: All-ages activities, 11 am-2 pm, 1/30, McCarthy Youth & Conservation Park, Cottage Grove, with cross country ski lessons, horse drawn sleigh rides, sledding, s’mores, bonfire. Free. 224-3762. Kid Disco: With DJ Nick Nice, 11 am, 1/30, Great Dane-Hilldale. $5 ($15/family). 661-9400. Missoula Children’s Theater: “Rumplestiltskin,� 2 & 4:30 pm, 1/30, Middleton-Cross Plains Area Performing Arts Center. $10 ($5 kids). 886-3103.

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Since releasing his debut mixtape A Kid Named Cudi in 2008, Scott Mescudi, aka Kid Cudi, has been at the forefront of alternative hip-hop, but the Cleveland-born rapper, actor and general Renaissance man’s newest album, Speedin’ Bullet to Heaven, moved into grunge and punk rock territory. This show was rescheduled from Dec. 2.

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English Country Dancing: Dances taught, no partner needed, 7:30 pm, 2/1, Wil-Mar Center. 231-1040.

Java Cat: Nick Matthews, free, 9:30 am Sundays, 9:30 am; Jeff Larsen, fingerstyle guitar, free, 1 pm.

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Liliana’s Restaurant, Fitchburg: Cliff Frederiksen, jazz, free, 10:30 am Sundays. Maduro: DJ Nick Nice, free, 10 pm Sundays. Natt Spil: DJs Vilas Park Sniper, Nate Zukas, free, 11 am; DJ Foundation, free, 10 pm. St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, Fort Atkinson: Black Marigold, woodwind quintet, free, 4 pm. Tip Top Tavern: Open Mic, free, 9 pm Sundays.

THEATER & DANCE Opera Up Close: “Little Women” preview, 1 pm, 1/31, Madison Opera Center. $20. 238-8085. We the 350: Stories of Poverty, Racism and Incarceration in Wisconsin: Free performance of new play by T. Banks & Sara McKinnon, 7 pm, 1/31, UW Memorial Union-Fredric March Play Circle. 265-3000.

SP OKEN WORD/BOOKS Madison Poet Laureate Reception: Readings by 2016-18 honoree Oscar Mireles and past laureates, 2 pm, 1/31, Centro Hispano. 261-9134.

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Winter Festival of Poetry: Readings by Alice D’Alessio, Lynn Patrick Smith, Jo Simons, Jo Scheder, Ed Werstein, Lisa Marie Brodsky, 2 pm, 1/31, Fountain. 242-7340. Tim Cullen: Discussing “Ringside Seat: Wisconsin Politics 1970 to Scott Walker,” his new book, 2 pm, 1/31, Arcadia Books, Spring Green. 588-7638.

Madison Metropolitan School District 4K Kindergarten Registration: Age 4 on/before 9/1/16, 2-6 pm, 2/1, for all MMSD elementary schools; ages 5 & up enrollment also starts on 2/1. Info: earlyed. madison.k12.wi.us/4k. 663-1917.

tue feb 2 Alchemy Cafe: Ted Keys Trio, free, 10 pm Tuesdays. Brink Lounge: Open Mic, free, 9 pm. Brocach Irish Pub-Square: Open Mic with Andy Richard, free, 8:30 pm Tuesdays. Cardinal Bar: New Breed Jazz Jam, 9 pm Tuesdays. Come Back In: WheelHouse, free, 5 pm Tuesdays. Essen Haus: Brian Erickson, free, 6:30 pm Tuesdays. Free House Pub, Middleton: The Westerlies, Irish, free, 7:30 pm Tuesdays. The Frequency: Stone Soul, Statik, Deerskin, 9 pm. High Noon Saloon: Music Trivia, Free, 6 pm; Rock Star Gomeroke, free, 9 pm Tuesdays. Ivory Room: Josh Dupont, piano, free, 9 pm Tuesdays. Liliana’s Restaurant, Fitchburg: John Vitale, Marilyn Fisher & Ken Kuehl, jazz, free, 5:30 pm Tuesdays. Louisianne’s, Middleton: Johnny Chimes, New Orleans piano, free, 6 pm Tuesdays-Wednesdays.

RSVP for Season To Taste: Contributors, historians and enthusiasts discuss classic Madison cookbooks, 1 pm, 2/6, Olbrich Botanical Gardens. $15. RSVP by 2/1: olbrich.org. 246-4550.

Madison Club: Madison Symphony Orchestra League Happy Hour, free social (all welcome), 4-6 pm.

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Up North Pub: The Lower 5th, free, 8 pm.

Chiliocracy: Chili cookoff benefit for WORT-FM, 1-5 pm, 1/31, Harmony Bar, with music by The Lower 5th, Bill & Bobbie Malone. $20/$10 to vote. 249-4333.

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Mason Lounge: Five Points Jazz Collective, free, 9 pm. Neighborhood House: Bluegrass Jam, 7 pm Tuesdays.

RECREATION & GAM ES Camp Bingo: AIDS Network fundraiser, 1 pm, 1/31, Concourse Hotel, with “Bad Hair Bingo” theme, host Cass Marie Domino. $20 (ages 18+). 316-8601.

SP ECTATOR SP ORTS UW Wrestling: vs. Illinois, noon, 1/31, Field House. $5. 262-1440. UW Women’s Basketball: vs. Michigan State, 3 pm, 1/31, Kohl Center. $7. 262-1440.

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The Frequency: Sweet Delta Dawn, Flowpoetry, Pine Travelers, Ifda-duo, Eric Hietpas, Jack O Roses, Spencer Houghton, 9 pm. Harmony Bar: Oak Street Ramblers, free, 7 pm. Mr. Robert’s: Open Jam, free, 9:30 pm Mondays. Natt Spil: DJ Whodie Guthrie, free, 10 pm. Up North Pub: Gin Mill Hollow, Americana, free, 7 pm.

SP OKEN WORD Pundamonium: “Pun slam,” 7 pm, 2/1, High Noon Saloon. $6. 268-1122.

ART EXHIBITS & EV ENTS The Five Painters: 2/1-4/27, UW Signe Skott Cooper Hall. 263-5992. Elsa Noterman & Anders Zanichkowsky: “Racial Justice Maps,” 2/1-3/10, Central Library. 266-6300. Crystal Cudworth: “Memento Mori Creatures of the Sea,” 2/1-29, Mother Fool’s. 259-1301.

The Sound of Music Tuesday, Feb. 2, Overture Hall, 7:30 pm

One of the most celebrated and recognizable musicals in history, The Sound of Music chronicles the World War II-era drama of the Von Trapp Family singers, presenting popular tunes like “My Favorite Things,” “Do-Re-Mi” and “Edelweiss,” which have delighted audiences for decades. One of Rodgers and Hammerstein’s finest works, The Sound of Music first hit Broadway in 1959, and its film adaptation won Best Picture at the Academy Awards in 1965. ALSO: Wednesday and Thursday (7:30 pm), Feb. 3-4. Through Feb. 7.

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Comics James Adomian and Anthony Atamanuik take on the roles of undoubtedly the two most recognizable faces of this year’s presidential race. See page 31.


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Dan Barker: Signing “God: The Most Unpleasant Character in all Fiction,” his new book, 6 pm, 2/2, Frugal Muse Books. 833-8668.

UW Art Department Visiting Artist Colloqium: Talk by Arts Institute artist in residence Amy Franceschini, 4:30 pm, 2/3, Elvehjem Building-Room L160. 262-1660.

Don Sanford: Discussing “On Fourth Lake: A Social History of Lake Mendota,” his new book, 7 pm, 2/2, Waunakee Library. 849-4217.

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The Red Zone: Break Nasty, 8 pm.

Brink Lounge: Aaron Williams & the Hoodoo, 8 pm. Brocach-Square: Irish Open Jam, 8 pm Wednesdays. Cardinal Bar: DJs Radish, Samroc, 9 pm. Genna’s Lounge: Open Mic, free, 9 pm Wednesdays. High Noon Saloon: Cowboy Winter, We Should Have Been DJs, Vein Rays, Alex Bruder, 8 pm.

Majestic: Kelsea Ballerini, Jacob Davis. See page 34. Opus Lounge: Alison Margaret Jazz Trio, free, 9 pm. ISTHMUS.COM JANUARY 28–FEBRUARY 3, 2016

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Badger Bowl: Scott Wilcox, Tommy Bentz, 8 pm. Bos Meadery: American Feedbag, free, 6:30 pm.

Luther Memorial Church: Bruce Bengtson, organ recital, free, noon Wednesdays.

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You may not know their Onion headlineinspired name yet, but Meat Wave is the definition of a band on the rise. Since forming in 2011, the Chicago punk trio have played shows with a who’s who of their scene (including FIDLAR, Joyce Manor and Pup), signed to influential label SideOneDummy and released three albums, most recently 2015’s excellent Delusion Moon. With fellow Chicagoans Rad Payoff and Madison’s Dumb Vision.

Many bands get a little prickly when you yell out requests at them. O.A.R. is not one of those bands. For this Memorial Union show, the long-running pop rock group is letting its fans pick the setlist. There’s quite a bit to choose from, too, from their 1997 jam roots on The Wanderer to their most recent release, 2014’s The Rockville LP. With the Hunts.

Liliana’s Restaurant, Fitchburg: Cliff Frederiksen & Ken Kuehl, jazz, free, 5:30 pm Wednesdays.

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Brink Lounge: Blues Jam with Bill Roberts, 8 pm. Cardinal Bar: DJ Jo-Z, Latin, 10 pm. Crystal Corner Bar: Dub Foundation, Tropical Riddims DJs, Wil-Mar Center food pantry benefit, 8:30 pm. Essen Haus: Big Wes Turner’s Trio, free, 9 pm. High Noon Saloon: Caspian, O’Brother, 8 pm. Mr. Robert’s: Number #1 Band Very Good, free, 10 pm. Natt Spil: DJ Ben Silver, free, 10 pm. UW Memorial Union-Fredric March Play Circle: Hot Sugar, Fizzy Pop, free, 10 pm.

T H EAT ER & DA N C E La Cage aux Folles: Music Theatre of Madison tackles the classic about a what happens when a gay couple’s son brings home the conservative parents of his fiancee, 7:30 pm, 2/4-6 & 11-13, Five Nightclub. $25. 237-2524. UW Dance Department: Annual faculty concert “Rule of Three”, 8 pm on 2/4-5 & 2/11-12 and 2:30 pm, 2/6 & 2/13, Lathrop Hall H’Doubler Performance Space. $20. uniontheater.wisc.edu. 265-2787.

CO MEDY Justin Willman, Jeff Horste, Geoffrey Asmus: 8:30 pm on 2/4 and 8 & 10:30 pm, 2/5-6, Comedy Club on State. $15-$10. 256-0099.

B O O KS / S PO K EN WO RD Kalyanii: Release party for “Om Namah,” her new book, 5 pm, 2/4, Chocolaterian Cafe. 249-1156. Mark Twain: In character performance by Richard Springer, 7 pm, 2/4, Pinney Library. 224-7100. That’s What They Said: Firsts: Bricks Theatre presents original stories by local raconteurs, 7:30 pm on 2/4 and 8 pm, 2/5, Brink Lounge. $15. 358-9609.

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When Anna Beck moved to Madison from California in 2014, she found her new home was missing something: a dedicated refill shop where she could fill her own bottles with household products like shampoo and dish soap. Although the Willy Street Co-op and Community Pharmacy have three cleaners on tap, Beck was used to more. “We lived near a fantastic refill shop in San Diego where we were able to get all of our cleaners and soaps, refill the bottle and save money,” Beck says.

rating. Unscented products are available, but natural scents take center stage. Orange blossom shower gel, tea tree oil shampoo and lavender body lotion line the natural wood shelves of the shop. One of my favorites, the child’s blend bedroom spray, is a mix of chamomile, lavender and mandarin — a perfect mix of scents to create a calming atmosphere at bedtime. The shop also offers medicinal teas, tinctures and essential oils, which can be blended to order. The majority of the products are plant-based, with organic ingredients. “I call them ‘more earthand health-conscious products,’” Beck explains. “There’s a long list of ingredients we avoid, includ-

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Down to business: Christmas came and went, and every present I bought for my extraordinary husband could be opened in front of our children. He deserves better, and I have a particular gift in mind for Valentine’s Day. My husband has expressed an interest in sounding, something we’ve attempted only with my little finger. He seemed to enjoy it! But the last thing I want to do is damage his big beautiful dick. So is sounding a fun thing? Is sounding a safe thing? Recommendations for a beginner’s sounding kit? Or should I scrap the idea and just get him another butt plug? Safety Of Sounding Sounding, for those of you who didn’t go to the same Sunday school I did, involves the insertion of smooth metal or plastic rods into the urethra. Sounding is sometimes done for legitimate medical purposes (to open up a constricted urethra, to locate a blockage), and it’s sometimes done for legitimate erotic purposes (some find the sensation pleasurable, and others are turned on by the transgression, particularly when a man is being sounded, i.e., the penetrator’s penetrator penetrated). So, yeah, some people definitely think sounding is a fun thing, SOS. “But whether or not something is a safe thing depends on knowledge of the risks/pitfalls and an observance of proper technique,” says Dr. Keith D. Newman, a urologist and a Fellow of the American College of Surgeons. “The urethral lining has the consistency of wet paper towels and can be damaged easily,

producing scarring. And the male urethra takes a bend just before the prostate. Negotiating that bend takes talent, and that’s where most sounding injuries occur.” Recreational cock sounders — particularly newbies—shouldn’t attempt to push past that bend. But how do you know when you’ve arrived at that bend? “SOS’s partner should do the inserting initially,” said Dr. Newman, “as the bend in the urethra is easily recognized by the soundee. Once he is clear on his cues — once he understands the sensations, what works and when the danger areas are reached — SOS can participate safely with insertion.” And cleanliness matters, SOS, whether you’re sounding the husband or serving burritos to the public. “Infection is always an issue,” says Dr. Newman. “Clean is good, but the closer to sterile the better. And be careful about fingers. They can be more dangerous than sounds because of the nails and difficulty in sterilizing.” So for the record, SOS: Your previous attempts at sounding — those times you jammed your little finger into your husband’s piss slit — were more dangerous than the sounding you’ll be doing with the lovely set of stainless-steel sounding rods you’ll be giving your hubby on Valentine’s Day. Moving on.... “Spit is not lube,” says Dr. Newman. “Water- or silicone-based lubes are good; oilbased is not so good with metal instruments.” (You can also go online and order little single-

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serving packets of sterile lubricant. Don’t ask me how I know this.) Using “glass or other breakable instruments” as sounds is a Very Bad Idea. Dr. Newman is pretty emphatic on this point — and while it sounds like a fairly obvious point, anyone who’s worked in an ER can tell you horror stories about all the Very Bad Ideas they’ve retrieved from people’s urethras, vaginas and rectums. Now let’s go shopping! “Choosing the best ‘starter kit’ is not hard: Pratt Dilators are not hard to find online, they’re not that expensive, and they will last a lifetime,” says Dr. Newman. (I found a set of Pratt Dilators on Amazon for less than $30.) And when your set arrives, SOS, don’t make the common mistake of starting with the smallest/skinniest sound in the pack. “Inserting something too small allows wiggle room on the way in and for a potential to stab the urethral wall,” says Dr. Newman. The doc’s next safety tip will make sense after you’ve seen a set of Pratt Dilators:

“Always keep the inserted curve facing one’s face, meaning the visible, external curve facing away toward one’s back.” You can gently stroke your husband’s cock once the sound is in place, SOS; you can even blow him. Vaginal intercourse is off the table, obviously, and you might not wanna fuck his big beautiful dick with a sound until you’re both feeling like sounding experts. And when that time comes: Don’t stab away at his cock with a sound in order to soundfuck him. A quality sound has some weight and heft — hold his erection upright, slowly pull the well-lubricated, non-glass sound until it’s almost all the way out, and then let go. It will sink back without any help from you. Your husband’s butt should be plugfree during your sounding sessions, SOS, as a plug could compress a section his urethra. If you’re skilled enough to work around the bend — or if you’re foolish enough to push past it — the sound could puncture his compressed urethra. And a punctured urethra is every bit as unpleasant as it sounds. (Sorry.) Finally, SOS, what about coming? Will your husband’s balls explode if he blows a load while a metal rod is stuffed in his urethra? “Coming with the sound in place is a matter of personal preference,” says Dr. Newman. “There is no particular danger involved.” n Email Dan at mail@savagelove.net or reach him on Twitter at @fakedansavage.

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