Your Kitchen Horoscope
By: Madelyn Ostendorf Aquarius: Intellectual, quick problem-solvers, an Aquarius values speed and efficiency over all else. Ruled by Uranus, the biggest problem Aquarius faces is the limits of their potential. In our kitchen, Aquarius is represented by the air fryer. Fast, effective, and getting the job done right the first time, this air sign and this air fryer are a match made in heaven.
Pisces: Pisces are creative escapists with a strong intuition and a desire to make others feel good. Ruled by Neptune, Pisces are generally considered the most tolerant of all the Zodiac signs. When I think of appliances that haven’t let me down, I think of a Keurig. Pop in a coffee pod, and a few minutes later, you have precisely what you need to face the day, just like a conversation with Pisces. Aries: Independent, confident, and honest, Aries are time-oriented individuals with no patience for passiveness. Ruled by Mars, these signs are among the best organizers; balancing many tasks is something these signs do well. Aries reminds me of a digital kitchen timer, with the ability to tell you when your food is done and look up recipes on command and store ingredients on a shopping list as you run out. Taurus: Taurus is a reliable, responsible, and practical sign and is among those signs that are the most determined. Ruled by the planet Venus, they channel their reliability into acts of love and compassion to those around them. Traditional techniques, like making pasta by hand, match well with Taurus. A manual pasta press, reliable and practical, is perfect for these signs. Gemini: Most famously known for their double personalities, Gemini can switch between being fun and playful to a more serious and thoughtful state. Ruled by Mercury, these signs are incredibly adaptive to any situation you can put them up against. Just as adaptive as Gemini are slow cookers, able to handle any meal you toss into them. Breakfast, lunch and dinner, and sometimes even dessert can all be made in a slow cooker and still have their unique taste! Cancer: Deeply sentimental, emotional, and protective, Cancers are some of the most challenging Zodiacs to get a read on. Ruled by the Earth’s moon, Cancers have a complicated emotional pattern, which may lead to interesting interactions with them. When looking to recreate nostalgia with plenty of variety, Cancers are an excellent match for SodaStream, with plenty of customizability the ability to match the taste of a McDonald’s Sprite almost perfectly to bring back the nostalgia of the road trip you took in 2003.
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