IFM: God Encounter

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Wait! Before you go on!

Read it like that.

Please.

You could read it other ways if your a free spirit. But I dont recommend it.

And in the Begining I said: Jeeze this place looks empty Lets create some life.

Hey! I’m God. Were you trying to Do a parody of me?

Thinking YOUR God??

How abouts we ask the ladies..

Hey. Am I god?

Twilight Is my only God. Well You have the least womanly figure I have ever seen.

And You have never had a GF. I’m devoid of emotion.

So You wouldnt even know if that hurt.

Later

Bitch.

oh buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrnn!

I’m not in the mood.

Ill cut you some slack kid. Its ok.

Most people think their God these days.

really?

Oh definatly. Its all the rage these days.

I’m God.

Woa!

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Oh thank goodness!

I thought no one would come.

Wait what are you doing??

*waggle w aggle*

I’m sorry.

And I call that natural selection.

Thats awesome!

Don’t tell anyone.

But its rigged.

K.

I need to poop.

And they

Lived (& died)

happily

ever

after Or so they say