J Aaron Goolsby

J Aaron Goolsby is the author of The Beauty And The Sickness: A Hollywood Tale. *If you are an old toothless hippie that hails from Los Angeles, and who was recently removed from his home at the corner of Bowie and 46th for code violations, or if you happen to know a way to contact this particular displaced hippie, please email Mr. Goolsby at aarongoolsby@yahoo.com. Mr. Goolsby is painfully aware that two nights ago the hippie stole his pizza delivery uniform. Mr. Goolsby needs the uniform back by 4:00 PM CST, because, as Mr. Goolsby has recently learned, his boss has “grown weary” of fat people. In light of this stunning revelation, Mr. Goolsby must be on his best work behavior, even more so after the incident in the employee restroom last month, although Mr. Goolsby, and without much credit, did in fact paint over the stains in question. Removing the lingering smell was a much more difficult task, but in some ways the restroom looks brand new. Honest.