Layer magazine rough by jack osborn

L AY E R

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IN THIS ISSUE:

An interview with Swedish new-wave, post-psychedelic hobo-grunge band, Egg Tooth. We discuss their recent meteoric rise to stardom, as well as life in the coop.

AN INTERVIEW WITH

EGG TOOTH WARNING STRONG LANGUAGE IS USED AND ENCOURAGED.

EGG TOOTH

â&#x20AC;&#x153;ONE TIME, BOB WAS SO DRUNK ON STAGE HE KNOCKED OUT THREE TEETH DURING A HARMONICA SOLOâ&#x20AC;?

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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat. Ut wisi enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exerci tation ullamcorper suscipit lobortis nisl ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis autem vel eum iriure dolor in hendrerit in vulputate velit esse molestie consequat, vel illum dolore eu feugiat nulla facilisis at vero eros et accumsan et iusto odio dignissim qui blandit praesent luptatum zzril delenit augue duis dolore te feugait nulla facilisi. Nam liber tempor cum soluta nobis eleifend option congue nihil imperdiet doming id quod mazim placerat facer possim assum. Typi non habent claritatem insitam; est usus legentis in iis qui facit eorum claritatem. Investigationes demonstraverunt lectores legere me lius quod ii legunt saepius. Claritas est etiam processus dynamicus, qui sequitur mutationem consuetudium lectorum. Mirum est notare quam littera gothica, quam nunc putamus parum claram, anteposuerit litterarum formas humanitatis per seacula quarta decima et quinta decima. Eodem modo typi, qui nunc nobis videntur parum clari, fiant sollemnes in futurum. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat. Ut wisi enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exerci tation ullamcorper suscipit lobortis nisl ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.

Ut wisi enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exerci tation ullamcorper suscipit lobortis nisl ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis autem vel eum iriure dolor in hendrerit in vulputate velit esse molestie consequat, vel illum dolore eu feugiat nulla facilisis at vero eros et accumsan et iusto odio dignissim qui blandit praesent luptatum zzril delenit augue duis dolore te feugait nulla facilisi. Nam liber tempor cum soluta nobis eleifend option congue nihil imperdiet doming id quod mazim placerat facer possim assum. Typi non habent claritatem insitam; est usus legentis in iis qui facit eorum claritatem. Investigationes demonstraverunt lectores legere me lius quod ii legunt saepius. Claritas est etiam processus dynamicus, qui sequitur mutationem consuetudium lectorum. Mirum est notare quam littera gothica, quam nunc putamus parum claram, anteposuerit litterarum formas humanitatis per seacula quarta decima et quinta decima. Eodem modo typi, qui nunc nobis videntur parum clari, fiant sollemnes in futurum.

“Im telling you, I’ve never seen so many chicks in one coop, steve had to leave early because he took a beak to the eye”

L AY E R PROUDLY PRESENTS

THE FIVE SEXIEST HENS OF ALL TIME We’ve searched the entire globe, to bring you the definitive list, of the worlds most attractive hens of all time (according to our editor of course). We have chicks from spain, brazil and as far away as yolkoslava. So without further adieu, let me introduce these fine, feathered females..

5. MONIQUE STRAWNATELLI This gorgeous brunette hails from southern Italy, where she works as a model. She can be eas ily recognised through her work for many major designer labels.

4. NANCY HUTCH Nacy resides in sunny California where she works as a lingerie model for some top brands. She is also a budding actress and is due to start filming for her first major role in new hollywood block-buster “Chickenwire”.

3. CHARLOTTE BROWNBEAK At last we have a Brit in the rankings! Charlotte resides in doncaster and is quie possibly the UK’s most famous glamour model. She has recently released her first book, “Grain and Fortune” which has been

2. EVA SHELLONSKI Eva is from the Peoples Republic of Yolkoslava (of course you’ve heard of it) and is one of the finest Eastern-European specimens we’ve come across, I mean just get a load of that plumage.

AND IN AT NUMBER ONE, AS VOTED FOR BY OUR EDITOR, ITS.. 1. HARMONY GRAINSNIFFER! Thats right, you guessed it, the sexiest woman of all time as voted for by our editor is, Harmony Grainsniffer. I mean, could there really be any other option? We’ve been noticing Harmony on the scene for some time now, and she just seems to keep getting better and better. From her beak, up to the comb, all the way down those gigantic legs, everything about this chick screams ‘perfection’. She really would make a tasty treat for some lucky lad out there.

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THIS MAGAZINE WAS CREATED BY

JACK OSBORN