Mapping The Fapping

A Horse-Face Book

Mapping The Fapping Jake J. L. Sharpe

JAKE J. L. SHARPE

MAPPING THE FAPPING GOOGLE TRAFFIC VOLUME ANALYSIS

Horse-Face Books

Map路ping

1. The act or process of making a map.

Fapp 路 ing

1. Onomatopoeia used to imply male masturbation.

Created at the Winchester School of Art 2012

Contents

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Preface Adele Adkins BeyoncĂŠ Knowles Britney Spears Cheryl Cole Jennifer Lopez Katy Perry Lady Gaga Lindsay Lohan Miley Cyrus Rihanna Tulisa Contostavlos

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Preface

In Mapping the Fapping we are exploring and investigating the traffic volume for a specific kind of Google search.Every time a search for one of the MTF celebrities naked, Google records it. Using the data they provide, I have been creating graphs and data to compliment it and because of this, you the reader have the opportunity to see the peaks and falls around certain events in that celebrity’s career.

The author wishes to express his thanks to all who have supported the development of this book. He is particularly indebted to Google. Without it’s services this book would of never been created.

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Adele Adele Adkins is a English recording artist, born on the 5th May 1988 in Tottenham, North London. Who started her career in 2006 and has since released 2 very successful albums, “19” and “21” +200%

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1. Release of “19” 2008 - 0% Increase 2. Increase in Popularity and Media coverage after Brit Awards 2011 performance - Up 50% 3. Controversy over her statement about High taxes Down 50% 4. Release of “21” - Up 50% 5. Vogue Cover 2012 - Increase in 200%

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Mapping The Fapping From the data it is clear to see that it is not her musical that brings people to Google her naked, but volume of press coverage.

Order of regions who searched “Adele Naked� the most.

1 being highest.

1. Ireland 2.

United Kingdom 3. Australia 4. Canada 5.

United States 6. Netherlands 7. Germany 8. Brazil 9. France

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Beyoncé Beyoncé Giselle Knowles is an American singer songwriter, born September 4th 1981 in Houston, Texas.

Having released 4 albums with her girl band, Destiny’s Child and 4 as a solo artist.

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1. First album “Dangerously In Love” from her solo career goes multi-platnium.

2. Releases “Destiny Fulfilled” with Destiny’s Child.

3. Destiny’s Child split.

4. Release of the album “B’Day” 5. Beyonce Experience tour.

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6. Marriage to Jay-z.

7. Release of “I am ... Sasha Fierce” 8. Announced plans to take a break.

9. Releases the album “4” 10. Gives birth to her daughter.

From the data you can see that at the beginning of her career the traffic was much higher, but from 2007 the data has stayed relatively consistent. Suggesting that a longer musical career has a negative impact on the search volume.

Order of regions who searched “Beyonce Naked” the most.

1 being highest.

1. Nigeria 2.

South Africa

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BeyoncĂŠ 3. Ireland 4.

New Zealand 5.

United States 6.

United Kingdom 7. Australia 8. Netherlands 9. Canada 10. Sweden

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Mapping The Fapping Britney Jean Spears Is an American recording artist and entertainer, born in McComb, Mississippi. She began performing as a child in stage productions and then in 1999 she released her debut album “…Baby One More Time” on Jive Records. Since she has released 7 albums and performed on 7 tours.

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1. Posed naked for the cover of Harper’s magazine.

2. Gave birth to her second son Jayden James Federline.

3. Goes into drug rehabilitation and shaves her head.

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Britney Spears Shaving her head had a huge effect on the traffic volume for “Britney Naked”

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From 2008 onwards the traffic volume has been very low despite her come back in 2009 Order of regions who searched “Britney Naked” the most.

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South Africa 2. Ireland 3.

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Malaysia 5.

Canada 6.

Australia 7.

United Kingdom 8.

United States 9.

Finland 10.

Norway

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Mapping The Fapping Cheryl Cole is a singer, songwriter, dancer and model, born in Newcastle on 30th June 1983. She began her music career as Cheryl Tweedy, a member of the girl group “Girls Aloud” which she joined as a result of a reality television talent show called “Popstars : The Rivals” on ITV in 2002. However it wasn’t until she married the football player Ashley Cole 2006 and launched her solocareer as “Cheryl Cole” in 2009.

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1. Cheryl becomes a Judge on the UK talent show The X-factor.

2. Sings on Will.i.ams single “Heartbreaker” launching her solo career.

3. Releases her debut solo album “3 Words” 4. Ashley Cole accused of cheating on Cheryl by the media.

5. Divorce proceedings with Ashley Cole.

6. Release of her second album “Messy Little Raindrops” 7. Fired from the American version of The X-Factor.

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Mapping The Fapping Jennifer Lynn Lopez, born July 24th 1969 in New York City, is an Actress, dancer and recording artist, who began her career in 1986. She’s starred in a total of 11 films and has released 7 albums as part of her music career.

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Breaks up her 2 year relationship with Ben Affleck.

Lead Role in the film “Shall We Dance” Launches her 4th album “Rebirth” Lead acting role in the film “Monster-In-Law” Featured in LL Cool J’s single “Control Myself ” J-Lo Turns 36.

From her 36th birthday she took a break from music, deciding to focus on starting a family. Until October 2009 when she came back into the spotlight by *releasing “Fresh Out the Oven” with the rapper Pitbull.

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2009 2010 2011 7. Release of “On the Floor” 8. Named Woman of the year by Glamour Magazine.

Order of regions who searched “Jennifer Lopez Naked” the most.

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South Africa 2. Malaysia 3.

United States 4.

New Zealand 5. India 6. Ireland 7. Finland 8. Canada 9. Greece 10. Australia

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Mapping The Fapping Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson is an American singer, songwriter and actress. Born in California, on the 25th October 1984. She grew up with Gospel music and pursued a music career during high school, but it wasn’t until she released “One of The Boys” in 2008 that her career really began.

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Release of her debut album “One of the Boys” Releases her 2nd single “Hot n Cold” Begins Relationship with Russel Brand.

“California Gurls” Single and Video release.

Marriage to Russel Brand Releases her second album “Teenage Dream” Divorces Russel Brand.

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Katy Perry Order of regions who searched “Katy Perry Naked� the most.

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New Zealand 2. Ireland 3. Australia 4.

United Kingdom 5. Canada 6.

United States 7. Malaysia 8. Finland 9. Netherlands 10. Belgium

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Mapping The Fapping Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta born March 28th 1986. Better known by her stage name “Lady Gaga” began her career in 2005. However it wasn’t until 2008 that she really made it into the spotlight, with the release of her debut album “The Fame”

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1. Release of “The Fame” 2. Christina Aguilera quoted saying “I didn’t know if it was a man or woman” 3. E.P. “The Fame Monster” is released.

4. “Born This Way” Release.

Order of regions who searched “Lady Gaga Naked” the most.

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South Africa 2. Ireland 16

Lady Gaga 3. Australia 4.

New Zealand 5.

United Kingdom 6. Malaysia 7. Norway 8. Canada 9.

United States 10. Denmark

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Mapping The Fapping Lindsay Lohan is an American actress, recording artist and model. She began her career as a child fashion model before making her debut in “The Parent Trap” in 1998. She gained further fame from lead roles in the films “Freaky Friday” “Mean Girls” and “Herbie: Fully Loaded” 2.

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Lead role “in Mean Girls” Released her debut album “Speak” Stars in “Herbie: Fully Loaded” Second album release, “A Little More Personal (Raw)” Arrested for Driving under the influence

It wasn’t until 2008 that the traffic volume really increased.

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Lindsay Lohan 6. Started work on her new album and starred in “Ugly Betty” 7. Spent 14 of her 90 day sentence in Jail.

8. Appeared in Playboy.

Order of regions who searched “Lindsay Lohan Naked” the most.

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United States 2. Canada 3. Malaysia 4. Ireland 5. Australia 6.

New Zealand 7.

United Kingdom 8. Indonesia 9. Portugal 10. Mexico

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Mapping The Fapping Miley Ray Cyrus born November 23rd 1992 is an American actress and pop singer-songwriter. She achieved wide fame for her role as Hannah Montanna on the Disney Channel.

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1. Second season of “Hannah Montana” airs.

2. Several ‘provocative’ images are leaked onto the internet.

3. Releases her second album “Breakout” 4. Published the memoir “Miles To Go” 5. Stared in “Last Story” 6. Ranked 13th in the “Forbes 2010 Celebrity 100” 7. Hosted “Saturday Night Live”

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Miley Cyrus Order of regions who searched “Miley Cyrus Naked� the most.

1. Norway 2.

New Zealand 3.

United States 4. Denmark 5. Canada 6.

South Africa 7. Ireland 8. Australia 9.

United Kingdom 10. Sweden

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Mapping The Fapping Robyn Rihanna Fenty was born in Barbados on February 20th 1988, more popularly known as Rihanna, is a Barbadian recording artist and actress. She moved to the United States at the age of 16 to pursue her recording career and has since released 6 albums and stared in the feature film “Battleship”

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1. Launches her new image alongside her third album “Good Girl Gone Bad” 2. Begins a relationship with Chris Brown.

3. Domestic violence incident.

4. Release of her 4th album “Rated-R” 5. 5th Album release“Loud” 6. 6th Album release “Talk That Talk”

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Rihanna The data shows that it’s not the music that attracts people to Rihanna but media reports have significant effect.

Order of regions who searched “Rihanna Naked” the most.

1. Ireland 2.

South Africa 3. Norway 4.

United Kingdom 5.

New Zealand

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Mapping The Fapping Tula Paulinea Contostavlos, born July 13th in London.

Although often known as Tulisa, she is best known for being a member of the now defunct Camden-based hip hop group N-Dubz. She released 3 albums with N-dubz and is scheduled to release her debut solo in September 2012.

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Although her music career began in 2000 it wasn’t until 2010 that people began searching for her naked.

1. Filmed the “Being...N-Dubz” documentary.

2. Release of the groups third album “Love.Live.Life” 3. Confirmed to judge on the 8th season of the X-Factor.

4. Leaked Sex Tape.

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Tulisa Order of regions who searched “Tulisa Naked� the most.

1. Ireland 2.

United Kingdom 3.

United States

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Mapping The Fapping After spending weeks analysing this data and researching into each of the celebrities personal lives, I have found that one and one thing only is true, and that is rule 13 of the internet.

“13. Nothing Is Sacred�

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