Mark Ewbie on HubPages

Mark Ewbie on HubPages Used wisely they make a welcome addition.

58 How to Remove your Head from your Ass 11 days ago Advice for people who suffer from this common condition. This article is about work and how awful it is.

17 Why Do Men Hate Cooking?

10 days ago Why do men find it difficult to get started on the cooking deal? A short moan and motivator - it is not hard to throw food in a pan and set fire to it.

0 A Simple Pasta Recipe 10 days ago Easy cook instructions for a simple pasta recipe for the single man. It is about being ripped off by cheese bandits.

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How to Write Success Stories 10 days ago An example of a success story writing by a soon-to-be best-selling author. A college system that churns out people with meaningless buzz words and no useful skills has turned the pyramid upside down.

23 Funny Poll Questions and Ideas 10 days ago Polls can make a page come alive with visitor interaction. Spoof, humor, and all...

4 How to Draw a Stickman 10 days ago How to draw stickmen contains simple advice for amateur artists. Perhaps staying would be worse.

Colors, dreadlocks and all the essentials are covered in this humorous article.

23 Stickman Humor Cartoon Drawing 34 hours ago Some basics of stickman cartoon design and captioning. Humor, wit and outright lies in a short and amusing tale.

81 Banned From Pinterest 12 days ago Pinterest banned me for self-promotion. I hate work and work hates me. eBook sales are booming and the traditional print industry is suffering. Good fun and a workout too.

81 Pooh Searches for Christopher Robin 11 days ago Not the appalling Disney tale but a unique short story about Pooh Bear and Christopher Robin dealing with ageing, death, friendship and going home. Contains some sarcasm. Not just talking about swearing, but long clever words.

41 I Want to Stop Working 10 days ago I want to give up working, I don't want to work anymore. You need to believe in it in order to sell it.

47 Are There Gay Animals?

10 days ago Is there really such as thing as a gay animal? The experts reveal the truth in this amusing satirical

piece...

0 Quick Easy Gift Ideas For Wife 12 days ago Some quick, simple gift and present ideas for the woman in your life; written for the struggling man who wants to please or surprise her for once.

13 Is the Kindle Better than Real Books?

12 days ago The Kindle has been around for a while now. This is how and why I got banned for sharing some links.

42 Google Poetry 10 days ago Google is the rhyme, or rhythm to our lives (ed: no it isn't)so this poet wrote a poem, an ode to Google. Ideas and examples for those with some time on their hands and a felt tip pen.

In the Spotlight Why You Should Hit Your Kids Hitting children is good for you and them - to introduce discipline before they get big enough to hit you back. Some easy lessons I have learned the slow way by practice and experimentation.

20 How to Draw a Stick Animal 11 days ago A simple how to on drawing various stick animals. That's the main thing to be honest.

In the Spotlight Illustrated Pictures of Proverbs and Sayings A series of adages and sayings with a rough guess at the meaning and a stick cartoon to accompany them. There are more than ten anyway and some of them are quite funny.

31 How to Draw a Stick Giraffe 10 days ago If you want to draw a giraffe quickly and accurately this self instruction page will show you how. But there are lots of other words as well. That's the main thing to be honest.

17 Wedding Write Ups 10 days ago Reporting on your wedding day is cheaper than you think. Ideas and examples for those with some time on their hands and a felt tip pen.

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A Frog Story for Children 10 days ago A story for children about a frog who farts and wants something better in life. This illustrated article satirises and celebrates the athletes who win the gold.

34 How To Draw a Rasta Stickman 10 days ago A guide to drawing Rasta stick figure men or women in cartoon style. As well as highly informative content this page contains female stick character drawings suggested by readers.

22 Too Many Managers Means Nothing Gets Done 2 days ago There are too many managers managing ever fewer workers. Is this just marketing, or is the Kindle better than real books?

0 How to Find Wealthy Friends on Facebook 10 days ago Rich Facebook friends and networking opportunities - is it as good as they say? Humorous article explains that the social friendship road isn't paved with gold, or maybe that's just me.

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. Funny, smart, wry - and a poem as well!

22 What are Good Topics to Write Articles About?

10 days ago Which topics shall I write about? The solution is to choose the subjects that you can deliver original, entertaining, informative and most importantly, reader satisfying, content on.

16 How to Pick Up Women When Shopping 12 days ago Humorous tips for men on finding love in a supermarket, mall, store or any retail outlet - which are great places for meeting lady persons of the opposite sex.

229 How to Write a Successful Article at Hubpages 11 days ago How to write a successful article at the HubPages or any online content writing site. And a giraffe.

23 Journal Entries of a Short Writing Career 10 days ago A short and unintentionally funny diary of my first week and last week as a proper internet writer.

Many cartoon pictures of a hot aunty.

20 Official Zombie Survival Guide 2 days ago Created for the Government Internal Homeland Security Bureau - this guide demonstrates a single simple method for dealing with the immediate threat of a zombie attack

16 What is a Stickman 10 days ago What is a stickman, why they are great, who draws them and a host of other information on this icon of the internet age.

14 Basic Tips Luxury Properties For Sale Bartlett TN for Drawing Cartoons 11 days ago Hints and tips on drawing cartoons for web sites - sizing, signing, captions and so on. Written in the humorous style of a pinup calendar - each month brings a new set of problems for the innocent girls and women.

17 iPad Poem 12 days ago

There's not enough poetry about the iPad on the web. Touching, sad and hopefully rewarding.

113 Banned From Reddit - Come Back in an Hour 9 days ago Getting banned from Reddit is easy but it's not that great a loss. Design suggestions, basic tips, a few jokes and some neat stick figures.

63 Why You Should Hit Your Kids 12 days ago Hitting children is good for you and them - to introduce discipline before they get big enough to hit you back. Tastes OK too.

0 How To Write Good Product Reviews 10 days ago Writing a product review is not just about listing its abilities and how much it costs. The first thing is to make them aware of it. Sometimes funny, occasionally informative and often annoying.

All images are created by me using a felt-tip pen, MS Paint and a little imagination.

In the Spotlight How to Remove your Head from your Ass Advice for people who suffer from this common condition. The first thing is to make them aware of it. There aren't so many words that rhyme with Google so watch out for poetic licence.

55 Funny Story About a Plumber 11 days ago A humorous story about plumbing and product placement, told in the words of a humble, yet rich, plumber.

25 Ten Funny Fart Gags and Gas Jokes 11 days ago Top ten funniest fart gags would be stretching it a bit - ten fart jokes might be better. Featuring a witch, fairy and mild peril. The emphasis on humor rather than any great revelation.

In the Spotlight How to Draw a Stick Animal A simple how to on drawing various stick animals. A simple how to which might give some ideas to anyone drawing cartoons.

104 How to Draw a Stick Woman 7 days ago The question of stick women and their design is one of the big debates raging on the internet. And farting.

23 Ten Funny Commandments 12 days ago A humorous version of the ten commandments reworked for more modern times.

20 The Olympic Values 10 days ago The Olympics are a toxic mix of athletic prowess, bribery competence and effective drug cheating.

Last activity 13 hours ago.

Hubs: 95 Followers: 1,269 Following: 8 A number of my articles are shown below - a mixture of rants, humor and stickmen.

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Joined 3 years ago from Euroland. Note, that's my definition of writing success - may not be the same as yours.

15 Why Do People Swear So Much?

11 days ago It's easy to use the F Word frequently. The worst thing was - I didn't even realise...

41 People Who Laugh Too Much 11 days ago When people find something alarmingly funny... Why do companies still resist working from home?

10 Attending a Speed Awareness Course 10 days ago My experience of opting to attend a driver speed awareness course rather than pay a fine and get driving licence penalty points.

37 A Day of Positive Thinking 11 days ago A day in my life after I decided to take up positive thinking to address my constant feelings of pessimism

47 Who Stole My Cheese?

11 days ago This is NOT the motivational cheese story. Here he is doing a variety of mundane everyday tasks.

16 Stuck in Traffic Again?

11 days ago Thoughts on commuting - the endless pointless hours of getting from home to work and back again.

It is fun for the reader and a chance to give them and you valuable feedback. some picture and comment on the overuse of LOL and other acronyms

27 Drawings of a Hot Aunty 12 days ago My Aunt gets very hot in this summer weather but she finds ways to cool down. A first rate author explains how the deal works, and how you can make your special day even more wonderful with a personalised write up. Good fun and a workout too.

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36 The Normal Stickman 10 days ago The stick man is often portrayed as an exciting all-action hero but he has an ordinary life too.

Probably shorter than actually funny but that's why I'm back doing the day job.

40 Hot and Sexy Taliban Calendar Women 11 days ago A satire on the way Taliban treat their women with abuse and cruelty