Meredith Clark
Fiona Gaffney
Chandler Plante
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BLACK FRIDAY November 27 Death to capitalism! Eat the rich!
STAY AT HOME BECAUSE YOU ARE WELL DAY November 30 Allegedly, this is a real holiday. There’s too much to unpack with this one. We’ll be reluctantly celebrating it this year.
THE OFFICE LEAVING NETFLIX January 2021 Sadly, The Office will be leaving Netflix for NBC’s new streaming service, Peacock (okay, NBC is a Katy Perry stan). Pour one out for all the freshman boys whose entire personality is The Office.
PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION January 20 We settled. Now it’s time to bully Biden into some progressive policies.
SPRING SEMESTER January 25 to May 6 With COVID worse than ever, all our prayers for a better spring semester are out the window. Eat your heart out, DKE, ‘cause who knows if we’ll even be here next spring!
THE CINDERELLA MOVIE February 5 Alright, how many live action remakes are too many? This one is the last straw. Don’t get us wrong, we love the idea of Billy Porter as the fairy godmother, but Camila Cabello as Cinderella? We stopped listening after she said the n-word.
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FRAMED:
LINDSEE GOTFRIED
VPA: STUDIO ARTS SOPHOMORE @linds_artt
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The verdict for J.K Rowling's blatant transphobia
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"The fact that we have to demand genuine respect and decency when our white peers are given it inherently paints the picture pretty clearly."
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up, that's a big thing my parents instilled in me,” said Hailey Schector, a senior citizenship & civic engagement and political science dual major at SU. “My dad was always like, ‘You never want to talk about money. That’s not something that should come up in conversation.’” It’s a familiar sentiment for our generation, but it can come with surprising consequences. Are you making the same amount as your male co-workers? Did the salesman offer you a fair price for your car? People in power are counting on you not to ask about money, but Jerk did it anyway.
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words by Pearl Cadigan
illustrations by Sam Currier
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illustrations by Sloane Sexton
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