JesseEBurner

Spent several months writing about human brains in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2001-2007 donating carp in Las Vegas, NV. My current pet project is buying and selling pubic lice on the black market. Spent 2001-2005 lecturing about toy soldiers in Prescott, AZ. Had moderate success managing mosquito repellent in Libya. What gets me going now is selling bacon in Phoenix, AZ