The Jewish Home | JULY 14, 2022
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Hook, Line & Sinker Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good L-rd intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. - Chuck Clark
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.- Doug Larson The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions of hope. – John Buchan
If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business. - Alfred W. Miller Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he’ll figure it out. - Louis C. K. The solution to any problem, work, money, whatever, is to go fishing. And the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be. - John Gierach
You Gotta Be Kidding Me! Jimbo from Alabama heads north to Minnesota to try ice fishing. He stops at a bait shop near a frozen lake and goes to get some supplies, including an ice pick. A few hours later, he returns for a second ice pick and wanders off. An hour later, he returns to the shop again, storms up to the counter and says, “Ice fishing’s terrible. I want my money back!” The confused clerk asks him, “Are you not having any luck?” Looking furious, JImbo replies, “Of course not! I don’t even have the boat in the water yet!”
