Notable Quotes

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All I have to say is Ketanji reminded me of Obama a little bit because he was also perfect. - The View’s Joy Behar gushing over Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson who stated that she is unable to define what a woman is All I have to say is Ketanji reminded me of Obama a little bit because he was also perfect. - The View’s Joy Behar gushing over Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson who stated that she is unable to define what a woman is All I have to say is Ketanji reminded me of Obama a little bit because he was also perfect. - The View’s Joy Behar gushing over Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson who stated that she is unable to define what a woman is

Quite frankly, it looked like I saw Ted Cruz commit a hate crime, in that hearing room. - MSNBC commentator Chai Komanduri commenting on Sen. Cruz (R-TX) asking Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson questions about her record Quite frankly, it looked like I saw Ted Cruz commit a hate crime, in that hearing room. - MSNBC commentator Chai Komanduri commenting on Sen. Cruz (R-TX) asking Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson questions about her record Quite frankly, it looked like I saw Ted Cruz commit a hate crime, in that hearing room. - MSNBC commentator Chai Komanduri commenting on Sen. Cruz (R-TX) asking Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson questions about her record

They canceled Joanne Rowling, the children’s author — her books are published all over the world — because she didn’t satisfy the demands of gender rights. - Russian President Putin claiming that Russia is the victim of cancel culture like Harry Potter author J. K. Rowling They canceled Joanne Rowling, the children’s author — her books are published all over the world — because she didn’t satisfy the demands of gender rights. - Russian President Putin claiming that Russia is the victim of cancel culture like Harry Potter author J. K. Rowling They canceled Joanne Rowling, the children’s author — her books are published all over the world — because she didn’t satisfy the demands of gender rights. - Russian President Putin claiming that Russia is the victim of cancel culture like Harry Potter author J. K. Rowling

Critiques of Western cancel culture are possibly not best made by those currently slaughtering civilians for the crime of resistance, or who jail and poison their critics. -J.K. Rowling responding to Putin’s shout-out Critiques of Western cancel culture are possibly not best made by those currently slaughtering civilians for the crime of resistance, or who jail and poison their critics. -J.K. Rowling responding to Putin’s shout-out Critiques of Western cancel culture are possibly not best made by those currently slaughtering civilians for the crime of resistance, or who jail and poison their critics. -J.K. Rowling responding to Putin’s shout-out I]f you believe in Dr. Fauci, what you should do immediately is go get stickers and make sure they are on the floor, everywhere you go, and a yardstick so you know you are six feet away from people — and Plexiglas. Carry Plexiglas around with you because Dr. Fauci thinks that Plexiglas somehow, you know, reflects the virus away from you. – Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY), Fox News I]f you believe in Dr. Fauci, what you should do immediately is go get stickers and make sure they are on the floor, everywhere you go, and a yardstick so you know you are six feet away from people — and Plexiglas. Carry Plexiglas around with you because Dr. Fauci thinks that Plexiglas somehow, you know, reflects the virus away from you. – Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY), Fox News I]f you believe in Dr. Fauci, what you should do immediately is go get stickers and make sure they are on the floor, everywhere you go, and a yardstick so you know you are six feet away from people — and Plexiglas. Carry Plexiglas around with you because Dr. Fauci thinks that Plexiglas somehow, you know, reflects the virus away from you. – Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY), Fox News

None of what he’s been for has worked. Not one thing he has advocated, other than the vaccine, and I’m not against the vaccine, but the interesting thing is this, and he won’t admit this to the public: If you take a sample of blood from 1,000 people anywhere in the United States and you measure to see if they have antibodies to the virus or antibodies to the vaccine, it’s over 95%. That’s why we are doing better with this. We have developed immunity, either from having the disease or from being vaccinated, and that’s why we are doing better, in addition to the fact that the virus has mutated to a less virulent or less deadly form, but he won’t admit it because he’s caught up in putting stickers on the floor, putting masks on your face, putting goggles on you. The guy is a menace, and he hasn’t been right really about anything since the start of this. - Ibid. None of what he’s been for has worked. Not one thing he has advocated, other than the vaccine, and I’m not against the vaccine, but the interesting thing is this, and he won’t admit this to the public: If you take a sample of blood from 1,000 people anywhere in the United States and you measure to see if they have antibodies to the virus or antibodies to the vaccine, it’s over 95%. That’s why we are doing better with this. We have developed immunity, either from having the disease or from being vaccinated, and that’s why we are doing better, in addition to the fact that the virus has mutated to a less virulent or less deadly form, but he won’t admit it because he’s caught up in putting stickers on the floor, putting masks on your face, putting goggles on you. The guy is a menace, and he hasn’t been right really about anything since the start of this. - Ibid. None of what he’s been for has worked. Not one thing he has advocated, other than the vaccine, and I’m not against the vaccine, but the interesting thing is this, and he won’t admit this to the public: If you take a sample of blood from 1,000 people anywhere in the United States and you measure to see if they have antibodies to the virus or antibodies to the vaccine, it’s over 95%. That’s why we are doing better with this. We have developed immunity, either from having the disease or from being vaccinated, and that’s why we are doing better, in addition to the fact that the virus has mutated to a less virulent or less deadly form, but he won’t admit it because he’s caught up in putting stickers on the floor, putting masks on your face, putting goggles on you. The guy is a menace, and he hasn’t been right really about anything since the start of this. - Ibid.

Worth noting even Hitler didn’t permit his military to use chemical weapons, though he had them. -Tweet by former CEO and current senior chairman of Goldman Sachs Lloyd Blankfein Worth noting even Hitler didn’t permit his military to use chemical weapons, though he had them. -Tweet by former CEO and current senior chairman of Goldman Sachs Lloyd Blankfein Worth noting even Hitler didn’t permit his military to use chemical weapons, though he had them. -Tweet by former CEO and current senior chairman of Goldman Sachs Lloyd Blankfein

It’s always good to get a reminder that the people who run America are absolutely 100% out of their minds. - Tweet in response by Jon Schwartz of the Intercept It’s always good to get a reminder that the people who run America are absolutely 100% out of their minds. - Tweet in response by Jon Schwartz of the Intercept It’s always good to get a reminder that the people who run America are absolutely 100% out of their minds. - Tweet in response by Jon Schwartz of the Intercept

I wouldn’t use this type of wording because I continue to hold discussions with President Putin. We want to stop the war that Russia has launched in Ukraine without escalation — that’s the objective. If this is what we want to do, we should not escalate things — neither with words nor actions.

- French Pres. Emmanuel Macron responding to Pres. Biden’s gaffe

I think the president, the White House, made the point last night that, quite simply, President Putin cannot be empowered to wage war or engage in aggression against Ukraine or anyone else. As you know, and as you have heard us say repeatedly, we do not have a strategy of regime change in Russia — or anywhere else, for that matter. As in any case, it’s up to the people of the country in question. It’s up to the Russians.

-U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken, the following day

The president’s point was that Putin cannot be allowed to exercise power over his neighbors or the region. He was not discussing Putin’s power in Russia, or regime change.

- Statement by the White House, moments after The President’s gaffe

There’s an essay in The New York Times: “Democrats are Making Life Too Easy for Republicans.” Well, they’re doing that because they’ve made life so dangerous for the American people.

-Jesse Watters, Fox News

Democrats don’t do things for our country. They do things to it. They’ve made life here more dangerous and more expensive. The Democrat brand is about as attractive as the Wuhan lab. They don’t speak for America. They speak for big cities and the D.C. suburbs. Nobody listens to them anywhere else A world where you can state a simple biological fact and face censorship, the loss of revenue and your livelihood, and excommunication from the public square for stating truth, no matter how satirical tongue-in-cheek your tone is, is a scary one indeed. As the famous Ron Paul saying goes, “Truth is treason in the empire of lies.

– Statement by the Babylon Bee after it was thrown off of Twitter for making fun of the woke left

It’s time to take a stand, and that time is now. If we wait any longer, we may no longer have that chance. We’ve been incredibly blessed at The Babylon Bee in that we have a healthy number of paying subscribers who help us keep the lights on, and we’re going to use that to stand firm here and do what’s right. We’ll continue to spread our comedy and tell our jokes that communicate truth to a culture that hates truth on whatever platforms will allow us to, and we’re grateful for those who stand alongside us in this fight.

– Ibid.

The president is in Brussels right now for an emergency summit with our NATO allies. Together, the leaders of the G7 nations put out a forceful statement warning Russia not to use chemical or nuclear weapons on Ukraine, and also posed for a series of awkward photographs, starting with a group shot.

— Jimmy Kimmel

Yeah, that’s either a NATO summit or a conference for “men who don’t know what to do with their arms” photo.

• Over the last year there has been a marked increase of armed robberies involving victims wearing expensive jewelry while in public. If it is visible, it can be a target.

• Traveling in groups and remaining in welllit areas can help deter opportunists from attempting a street robbery.

• Always be aware of your surroundings and pay attention to those around you.

• After shopping, make it a habit to take a different route home and pay attention to vehicles and pedestrians behind you. If you think you are being followed, change your route and call the police.

• In the event a person is approached during a robbery, especially when armed with a firearm, the department encourages victims not to resist. No property is worth the risk of loss of life.

- An advisory by the LAPD due to the spike in crime, caused by radical Democrat policies such as bail reform laws Despite the current state of affairs, Vladimir Putin is still planning to attend the G20 summit with other world leaders in Bali this fall, which explains this year’s theme: “Awkward.”

— Jimmy Fallon