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Dear Readers,

der: what’s the rush? Yes, I know that many families head to warmer climates for yom tov. But what about the others? I am going to be enjoying Pesach in New York and I know that we won’t be hitting the 80 degree mark when it comes to outside temperatures. So why I am sifting through pastels and matching shorts with tops for my kids? Perhaps we are all weary of the long winter. Just when we thought it was over, we were hit with snow and ice. Maybe we’re so looking forward to spring that we hope that by preparing for it, we can will it to come. And we know that spring can come at any time. Just like my daughter awoke one morning to find her grass starting to grow, we can open our doors one day and smell the fresh scent of spring, the wholesome woodiness of the earth and the plants airing themselves out in the sun. Spring is the season of hope and new beginnings. It is the time when slaves became free men, when a nation was formed. I am looking forward to welcoming it when it comes – at least my kids are, in their new spring clothes.

have a lot of grass sitting on my kitchen counter. Actually, it’s not a lot of grass, but it seems like it is since it’s not something we generally place on countertops. A week ago my daughter skipped home from school, holding a brown plastic cup of dirt. Nestled on top of the soil was a handful of light brown, rice-like seeds. “I’m growing grass!” she exclaimed. I smiled at her exuberance but inside I was wondering what I would explain to her when the grass wouldn’t grow. But little girls are determined – especially when it comes to science projects. For the next day or two, she made sure her dirt was watered and well-cared for. And then, one morning she awoke and peered at the cup. Lo and behold, three tiny blades of grass were poking up from the soil. In the afternoon, they had grown and other pieces of grass joined the others. Now the cup is filled with grass, and my daughter tries to give her growing “pet” a little haircut every day when she comes home from school. In just a few days we’ll be celebrating Chag Ha’Aviv. If you walk into a clothing store on Central Avenue, you’ll be bombarded with shoppers, all seeking to buy spring clothes for themselves and families. I won-

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Contents LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

COMMUNITY Readers’ Poll

Community Happenings

40 NEWS

Global

National

Odd-but-True Stories

ISRAEL Israel News

My First Chabad Wedding by Elana Dure

AIPAC 2017: An Affirmation of the U.S.-Israel Alliance

PEOPLE Lev Tahor V — A Musical Journey

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Strange Stories from World War II by Avi Heiligman

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PARSHA Rabbi Wein

Parshas Vayikra: The Sweetness of Truth by Rav Moshe Weinberger

TORAH THOUGHT Payback Time by Rabbi Jonathan Gewirtz

Make No Mistake About It by Eytan Kobre

JEWISH HISTORY Memoirs of a Forgotten Rabbi: The Troubled Life of Rabbi Tzvi Hirsch Ferber by Rav Pini Dunner 82 HEALTH & FITNESS

Being a Giver by Dr. Deb Hirschhorn

Eating Healthy on Pesach by Cindy Weinberger MS, RD, CDN

Dear Editor, I appreciated your article on the Chinese-Israel alliance. It’s truly an interesting concept that Israel is partnering with China and I am gratified that the Israelis know that this is an important relationship to cultivate. Perhaps you would consider writing an article about Jews currently living in China. Although there are not many there, it’s always nice to hear about how Orthodox Jews around the world lead frum lives. Sharona Herzog Dear Editor and Mr. Heiligman, As a vet (Korea) and a military buff I found your article interesting and quite enjoyable. As a point of information: The original Enola Gay, all spit shined and polished, resides in the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum out at Dulles Airport. Respectfully, Alan Reff Dear Editor, Rabbi Brody’s entire two page essay neglects entirely that teachers refuse to be the korban (sacrificial lamb) for out-of-control students. I’ve been in the teaching arena too many years to count. Furthermore,

I spent years making extracurricular activities for students of middle school and high school age. If students know that obnoxious behavior won’t be tolerated and there is a price to pay for their actions, they will not do it! Now before you think I am a hawk with the kids, I happened to be very popular with all my students. I get offers all the time to teach. Teaching is a very difficult job and one has to strike a delicate balance in being tough, kind, fun, interesting, gentle, and caring with their students. But many teachers are clueless in striking the balance. Many teachers don’t even want to be there and are trying to wing it. The students pick up on this and the faculty is aware too but where are you going to find teachers seeking to be tortured, working for hardly any pay and getting no support from parents or the administration? Like the old saying goes, “They are going up the creek without paddles.” The first lesson in Education 101 is that a teacher wears many hats; he is the teacher, parent, psychologist, etc. On one of my paintball trips, it was leaked to me by some of the students that some of the high schoolers had in their book bags contraband and alcohol. Before, getting off Continued on page 12

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American Democracy: Not so Decadent After All by Charles Krauthammer 112 CLASSIFIEDS

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the bus I stated to all the students: “I won’t be checking your bags. This adventure we are about to embark on is great. You guys are going to have lot of fun. I guarantee it. By the same token safety is very important and the field supervisors are very tough. If they catch you doing any activity that compromises your safety as well as others, for example smoking “funny stuff,” they will call the police. You will be locked up for over 24 hours until you see a judge. I can’t go with you to the station because I have 44 other kids to worry about. So, take my advice and use your head and we all will have fun.” The day went fine. Every student had a great time. As a matter of fact, after every student left the bus they said with sincerity, “Thank you; it was a lot of fun. If you let me, I would like to come again.” Why were they so thankful? Because they sensed I was serious and caring. I didn’t want them to get in to trouble and by the same token I wanted them to have fun. The first step students need to have is to be respectful of their teachers and just as important the administration has to back up the teachers and discipline students should the occasion arise. If not, all

is lost, which is why we have this severe teaching crisis right now. I want to address his assertion that Orthodox teachers are not entering the teaching profession in the public schools as a career choice because it’s a hostile environment. Do you know how many Orthodox Jews apply for teaching positions in public schools? The problem is everyone else wants the job too. It’s very competitive. We are not living in the ‘60s anymore. Public Schools and district schools also have undergone major changes. How many times do you read about gang violence or shootings in schools today? Public schools are largely safe and not hostile environments which explains why most teachers don’t retire until well into the 70s. As a matter of fact, most people desperately want to work in the public school arena because of attractive salaries, lots of benefits, job security, and the classrooms are more serene with students that are more respectful to their teachers and show a willingness to learn. When I was holding down a class in West Hempstead Middle School, I recall very vividly the principal trudging up the stairs with an African-American student. He was on his cellphone calling the mother. “I

had enough of your antics. Now let your mother come and deal with you!” That kid looked like he saw the devil. You should have seen his face. He was no tough guy anymore. His mom came barging in to the school, furious, grabbing her son by the arm. “No TV, video games, and movies for a week! [A slap on the back of his head] I have to leave work and lose pay because you can’t behave! [Another punishing slap!] Wait until your father gets home!” In parochial schools, especially out in Bubble Land, it’s unheard of. “I don’t know why they are suspending Michael for a day. All he does is stay home and watch DVDs, M.T.V. and play video games,” says one mom to another mom in market places. Students rarely get detention. Their detention is hanging out with the faculty. My fellow colleague often tells me, “My students hang out all day in my office.” Sounds nutty? But it’s true. Then, years later, many parents are crying to rabbis and community leaders, “I am having trouble with my kids”; you ever wonder why? That African-American kid came back a new student with a new attitude having respect for his teacher and getting great grades. When students know that there are physical consequences instead of table talk for their action, they will think twice before acting-up. Rabbi Brody, that is why you have a teacher’s crisis: because no one is going to work for a paltry salary and get abused! It’s just not worth it emotionally and physically! I took a job teaching Bucharian students provided several conditions were met. I told Mrs. P. I’m not the korban here. Students who are well behaved and make an effort in classwork will be met with school trips and other extracurricular activities. Teaching in Hassidic schools, the faculty and administration forbid external activities but you can reward the students with indoor fun. I play Bingo with my students. They learn sight words which builds up their vocabulary and simultaneously if they win, they get prizes. The kids love it. This is a great pedagogical method because the kids are learning; it’s interactive and fun-filled and you’re bonding with your students. As far as the hardcore students bent on creating trouble, disturbing other students, and hell-bent on making the teacher miserable, they quickly met their match. Warnings

are a joke to many nevertheless I gave them. I started calling the parents on the second day to come and take their angel home. Afterwards, students begged me, “Please don’t call my parents!” I didn’t have to anymore. Mrs. P. didn’t like some of these tactics, especially calling the parents but what recourse do you have? The students were basically running the school and bullying others who really wanted to learn. When you have rules; you have decorum in classrooms. You have teachers who want to come to work. You have students who want to learn. You have something called SCHOOL. The teaching crisis epidemic is brewing. Yeshivas across Jewish communities are in dire need of quality teachers. Currently, we have a ragtag force in many places. All the supposed experts write beautiful OpEds on the teaching crisis, neglecting to mention the root causes like pandemonium in the classrooms and the jungle atmosphere. We ignore the realities instead of addressing them. If the principals really want teachers then they have to make the job more appealing and not look for easy and cheap ways out like hiring kollel guys or retirees. They have to stop pandering to school boards or parents. Kids come home saying anything to bury their teachers. Truth is of no significance. I heard this on my bus often enough. One of the students’ favorite lines is “There so stupid they believe anything.” I said, “Doesn’t it bother you that you are hurting a teacher’s reputation?” Giggling, “Not really,” is the student’s reply. I saw good quality teachers leave or were fired for false rumors plunging the schools into chaos with English teachers trying to teach math or social studies teachers trying to study English because no one wants to step foot in yeshiva today. They have to support teachers, not ridicule or threaten them. How any principal could put a rookie teacher into a jungle atmosphere-type classroom and blame him?! Administrators have focus on the value of their teachers too and ultimately the reputation of the school, and until that happens we are going to see teachers disappearing from the scene and the teacher crisis growing. Do we ignore the core issue, I ask you? Izzy Root

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The Week In News

Hong Kong’s New Leader

Hong Kong’s fourth Chief Executive was officially “elected” on Sunday. Carrie Lam, a Beijing-backed candidate, was chosen by a 1,200 person “election committee” which is stacked with pro-Beijing and pro-establishment loyalists. Most of the China-ruled city’s 7.3 million people had no say as to who their leader would be. Lam won the appointment with 777 votes. “Hong Kong, our home, is suffering from quite a serious divisiveness,” Lam said in a victory speech. “My priority will be to heal the divide and to ease the frustration, and to unite our society to move forward.” She also promised to deliver on campaign promises of lowering taxes and lowering the cost of land. Activists within the city staged protests outside of polling areas, as they do not agree with Beijing’s interference in Hong Kong’s political affairs. Several protesters held signs that read, “Lies, coercion, whitewash.” They feel that democracy should truly be established and that the candidate with the highest amount of popular votes should be appointed. Hong Kong was returned to Chinese rule in 1997, and since then, Beijing has gradually begun to exercise more and more control. The Chinese had previously promised to not interfere too much and to allow autonomy to exist in Hong Kong. Lam had represented the Chinese government during the Umbrella Movement, in which Hong Kong protesters demanded fair

elections. At the time she chastised protesters: “Hong Kong is not an independent entity ... and cannot decide on its own its political development,” she said. “I hope you have the courage and wisdom to think of a way out of the current situation.” Two weeks later, she told those in the streets they were going to be arrested if they did not pack up and go home. Hong Kong has for a long time been a global financial hub. The local population, for the large part, feels that China’s stability-obsessed Communist Party leaders are not good for the city’s social or economic wellbeing. There have been many violent protests and times of unrest over the past decade.

The Friendliest Tourist Destinations

Travel + Leisure promises to provide the most useful information for travel and, uh, leisure. Every year they dole out awards for the World’s Best. Opinions are contributed by readers and reviewed by editors. Readers get to weigh in on their own travel experiences and have the opportunity to share their opinions. Readers are asked to review cities, islands, cruise lines, spas, airlines, malls...you get the point. Respondents answer questions on specific qualities, including sights and landmarks, culture, cuisine, shopping, and, of course, “friendliness.” Travelers like to feel welcomed when they arrive abroad and some cities particularly excel at making tourists feel good. The No. 1 city in terms of friendly faces is the Buddhist country of Bhutan, bordered by India and Tibet. “The people are happy, genuine, accommodating, and the nicest I have ever seen,” said a wowed Continued on page 16

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Terror in London Five people are dead and 50 are suffering from injuries after a terror attack in London last Wednesday at the Houses of Parliament. The terrorist, Khalid Masood, 52, mowed down four pedestrians by ramming his car into a pedestrian-only area. He arrived at the Westminster Bridge at

about 2:40pm and began to carry out his vicious attack. Masood crashed his rented Hyundai SUV into the railings in front of Parliament Yard. He proceeded to jump out of his vehicle and burst through the gate to the Palace of Westminster, brandishing two large knives. That’s when he encountered unarmed police officer Keith Palmer, 48, who he fatally stabbed. A few short moments later the bodyguard of Defense Secretary Sir Michael Fallon arrived at the scene and fatally shot the terrorist. The entire attack unfolded in less than two minutes.

The area went into immediate lockdown as authorities scrambled to make sense of the situation. MPs were forced to remain in the House of Commons for over four hours until the area was given the all clear. Prime Minister Theresa May had just voted and was standing in members’ lobby with other MPs. She was seen being whisked away from the scene. One of the victims was a mother of two, Aysha Frade from London. An American tourist, Kurt Cochran, from Utah was also killed. Leslie Rhodes, 75, from south London, was also murdered by Masood. The injured were of 12 different nationalities: 12 Britons, three French children, two Romanians, four South Koreans, two Greeks, and one from Germany, Poland, Ireland, China, Italy and the United States. Westminster Bridge is a major tourist destination. The terrorist was a native of Britain and the father of three. He had an extensive criminal history dating back to 1983 through 2003. After many years of criminality he converted to Islam. He had not previously been convicted of any terrorism offences. Masood was not the subject of any current investigations, and there was “no prior intelligence about his intent to mount a terrorist attack,” Scotland Yard said on Thursday. Several years ago he was investigated by

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MI5 over concerns of violent extremism but was no longer deemed to be a threat. Investigators are saying he was undoubtedly influenced by ISIS. Prime Minister May told the House of Commons the following day, “We will never waver in the face of terrorism.” She paid tribute to police officer Keith Palmer saying, “He was every inch a hero and his actions will never be forgotten.” She added that the British people have shown terrorists they “will not defeat us” and urged residents to continue to go about their normal lives.

Pakistani Sentenced for Spying for Iran On Tuesday, a German court sentenced Haider Syed Mustafa, a 31-year-old Pakistani, to four years and three months in prison for spying for Iran by seeking out possible Jewish and Israeli-related targets for attacks in Germany and France. Mustafa was convicted by a Berlin court for collecting extensive material on the former head of the German-Israeli Association and on a French-Israeli professor from an economic university in Paris for the elite Quds Force unit of Iran’s Revolutionary Guard. Thankfully, no attacks were carried out. The terrorist came to Germany in 2012 to study for an engineering degree at the University of Bremen. He received more than 2,000 euro for his spying activities, which included taking hundreds of photos and creating presentations on the potential targets. He refused to testify during the trial.

Largest Sierra Leone Diamond Found

When a team of diamond miners in Sierra Leone found the or-

ange-speckled, lumpy rock they almost tossed it aside. It didn’t look like the traditional jewel found in the mines of Sierra Leone. Generally, the country is the source of some of the highest quality and most transparent diamonds in the world. However, this rock didn’t meet that description, but its unusualness prompted the group to reach out to a local diamond dealer for an assessment. “The look on his face when he saw the rock made me believe that we discovered something extraordinary,” said the Rev. Emmanuel Momoh, a pastor who runs the team of diggers who discovered the rock. Momoh, a preacher in a small church, sells peanuts as a side business. He also owns a mining license for a small diamond field and has been running a crew of miners for the past six years. Turns out the lumpy rock was actually a diamond, the largest ever discovered in Sierra Leone. The jewel is estimated to weigh 706 carats; valued at as much as $50 million. Momoh decided to entrust his government with the sale, a colossal mistake. He was mandated to turn over the rock to the government since the law allows miners to sell diamonds up to a certain size. However, once they exceed a certain size, the government controls the sale. In theory the proceeds of the sale are distributed amongst the ones who found them and an unspecified government tax. The other option is to sell the diamond in the black market, and that would deprive the government of sorely needed revenue. Common practice in most diamond-mining communities is that the owners of the land where gems are buried are forced to obtain a government-issued license to mine them. However, mining licenses are cumbersome to attain and can be expensive, so landowners and chiefs often work with entrepreneurs such as Mr. Momoh to buy the licenses. The entrepreneurs have almost total ownership of whatever is mined, paying a negotiated percentage of the take to the landowners. Miners and license holders do not get paid well for their hard work; they get the raw end of the deal. Miners work under harsh conditions, using heavy machinery to dig out sacks of dirt to create large pits that often collapse, causing deaths or severe injuries. When they discover valuable rocks they are often so desperate for mon-

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ey that they settle on a price far less than valued just to sustain themselves. During a recent news segment in Sierra Leone President Ernest Bai Koroma appeared on television flaunting the gem. He promised to act in the best interests of everyone involved. “I believe a diamond like this should be publicly sold in the country so that we know the value of it, what is due to the government and what is due to the people so that everyone can have their share,” Koroma declared. Despite Koroma’s assertions, Momoh is concerned that he will be shorted in the deal. “I want to contribute in the development of my community, but at the same time I don’t want to be a beggar in about 10 or 15 years from now,” he said.

Brexit Beginning

eron won and spent many months negotiating with Union leaders. Eventually he reluctantly scheduled a vote on British independence in 2016 and then went on to campaign against it very heavily. On June 23, 2016, the UK was changed forever when 51.9 percent of British voters chose to leave the EU. Cameron stepped down in defeat and May took over the Prime Minister’s office. Although she opposed the Brexit, she is now faced with leading the historic breakaway. Now that Article 50 has been invoked, the UK has two years to negotiate its exit from the European Union. Much is unknown and many have reported feeling remorse for voting for to break-off. The new term “regrexit” has been coined – time will tell if the regret is justified. At the end of April, 27 leaders of the EU – without the UK – will meet to give the European Commission a mandate to negotiate with the UK. In May, the European Commission will publish negotiating guidelines based on the mandate the EU leaders give it. In August, the UK government is expected to introduce legislation to leave the EU and put all existing EU laws into British law, called the Great Repeal Bill. The UK hopes to formally withdraw from the EU in March 2019, although that date can be extended if needed.

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Indian Rivers are Now Alive

A decades-long fight against river pollution in India has been given a much needed boost. India has been battling severe river pollution. Last Monday, a court in the Himalayan state of Uttarakhand declared the Yamuna and Ganges rivers “living entities.” The rivers were rapidly “losing their very existence” and the situation required “extraordinary measures to be taken to preserve and conserve the Rivers Ganga and Yamuna,” an alternative name for the Ganges.

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This is the law’s attempt to preserve the bodies of water. The rivers are considered sacred to Hindus, providing both “physical and spiritual sustenance” to locals. Suresh Kumar Rohilla, an expert on urban water management at Indian NGO the Center for Science and Environment, said it was unclear how the court’s decision would get translated on the ground. “Any efforts to strengthen water quality [in the Ganges] are appreciated,” he admited. “Policy level efforts earlier hadn’t brought results.” Just last week, New Zealand’s Whanganui River became the first river in the world to be granted human status. Under the Whanganui River Claims Settlement Bill, two people will act on behalf of the river and will work to promote and protect its wellbeing. Experts believe that this new ruling in India will be carried out similarly and government officials will be appointed as “legal guardians” of the rivers. Rohilla warned that it would not be a simple fix. “Ultimately courts can’t clean rivers,” he said, adding that people and government need to take joint responsibility for protecting the waters.

Iran’s Sanctions Retaliation

Iran has retaliated against the United States and has sanctioned 15 U.S.-based companies. Tehran alleges that these companies support terrorism, repression and Israel’s occupation of Palestinian lands. The wide-ranging list includes an American real estate company and a major arms manufacturer. The list seems more symbolic than anything else, as the firms on the list are not known to do business within the Islamic Republic of Iran. Still, a Foreign Ministry statement announced that the companies are barred from any agreements with Iranian firms, and directors – current and former

– are not allowed to procure visas to Iran. “The sanctioned companies have, directly and/or indirectly, been involved in the brutal atrocities committed by the Zionist regime in the occupied Palestinian territories, or they have supported the regime’s terrorist activities and Israel’s development of Zionist settlements on the Palestinian soil,” the IRNA report charged. The report refers to the sanctions as a “reciprocal act.” The sanctions come just weeks after the Trump administration sanctioned more than two dozen Iranian companies and people in retaliation for a ballistic missile test. The companies listed by Iran include ITT Corp., missile-maker Raytheon Co. and United Technologies Corp. Denver’s Re/Max Holdings Inc., a real estate company, also made the list. Truck maker Oshkosh was sanctioned as well. Oshkosh has supplied Israel with many trucks in the past, and the country is reportedly looking to buy another 200 trucks this year. Tehran and Washington have had no official diplomatic ties since the 1979 storming of the U.S. Embassy in Iran which led to a 444 day hostage crisis.

Costliest Cities in the World

Life ain’t cheap, especially in Singapore, the world’s most expensive city. According to the newly released most expensive cities ranking, Singapore came in at number one for being the most expensive for living. The price of a one bedroom apartment in the city center can range between $2,500 and $3,000 and a cup of coffee is upwards of $5. There were two other Japanese cities in the top ten most expensive cities in the world: Tokyo and Osaka. Only one U.S. city made the top 10: New York at number nine, no surprise there. Just five years ago, New York ranked 46 on the list. Los Angeles came in as 11th most expensive. Europe has a solid presence in

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Last week, a plea bargain was struck with Rasmea Odeh, a Palestinian terrorist who did not reveal to U.S. immigration officials that she had spent a decade in the Israeli prison system. The 69-year-old Palestinian murderer was originally sentenced to 18 months in prison for lying on her application, but that sentence was overturned. In her plea agreement, Odeh does not need to go to a U.S. jail, but does lose her U.S. citizenship and will be deported. She entered the country in 1995 and applied for citizenship in 2004. She has become quite pop-

ular in the feminist speaking circuit across the country and was planning to speak at the upcoming Jewish Voice for Peace conference. Jewish Voice for Peace is a group that backs the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions movement against Israel. Odeh was sentenced to life in prison in Israel for her role in a 1969 Jerusalem bombing that killed two and injured nine. She had confessed to planting the bomb that detonated on a busy street. She was released in 1980 in a high-profile prisoner exchange. She has been living the life of a free woman in the United States.

Hamas Military Leader Assassinated

The IDF has placed its soldiers near the Gaza Strip on high alert in fear of a retaliation over the assassination of one of Hamas’ top military leaders, Mazen Faqha, last Friday night. He was killed with a handgun that had a silencer attached to it in his home in the Tel Hawa neighborhood of Gaza City. The job was apparently done by a “professional,” according to media reports. Though Israel has not claimed responsibility for the killing of the 38-year-old terrorist, who was a prisoner released in the Gilad Shalit exchange in 2011, Hamas leaders have lined up to blame the assassination on the Jewish State. The terrorist was serving multiple life sentences for orchestrating the death of nine Israelis in a 2002 suicide bombing. Khalil al-Haya, the new leader of Hamas in the Gaza Strip, has already sworn to retaliate. “If the enemy thinks that this assassination will change the power balance, then it should know the minds of [Hamas] will be able to retaliate in kind,” he said. There is, however, no

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firm evidence that Israel was behind the killing. Until now, many of Hamas’s top leaders have traveled throughout Gaza without security details. Many speculate that the message behind the killing is that “no one is safe.” Faqha’s murder will be a warning to all other Hamas leaders that they can be stopped at any time and they must tread very carefully. Faqha was killed with a gun with a silencer as he entered his parking garage on Friday night. The assassins knew his schedule and his home address and were waiting for him. His death was discovered a few hours later.

Did Israel Attempt to Recruit French Spies? According the French media, Israel attempted to spy on their country, an ally. French daily Le Monde alleges that in 2010 and 2011 the Mossad tried to swipe French intel-

ligence personnel and convert them into Israeli double agents in order to obtain information about Syria’s chemical weapons.

This is a heavy accusation since France and Israel are on rather positive terms and consider themselves allies. In response to the gossip, a top former Israeli defense source told The Jerusalem Post, “Recruiting allies as spies would cross a red line.” The anonymous source said he did not personally know whether the report was true but strongly implied that he is skeptical. The source said that there’s a big difference between electronic spying, which both countries have been guilty of, and trying to co-opt allied intelligence agents. The former agent claims that during his time in service, such a thing was never done.

There was no official government response. Le Monde backed its claims by attaching excerpts it had obtained from an internal report it said was written by French intelligence. According to the report, the Mossad had tried to develop relationships with French spies “to the point of crossing the line of turning them into double agents.” According to Le Monde, the exchange occurred when French secret services and the Israeli agency collaborated to combat the Syrian regime’s plans of developing chemical weapons during the joint operation, which was dubbed “Ratafia.” According to the publication, the suspected ties between the Mossad agents and the French spies were originally exposed by another French espionage agency in charge of information security, which had kept tabs on the agents and documented their meetings with Mossad agents. The Mossad agents involved were identified by their real names. France filed a formal complaint against them. Since then two Israeli agents who are suspected of involvement in the case have left their positions.

Congress to Fine Org. Supporting BDS

Leaders from both sides of the aisle in Congress have brought forth legislation that would penalize international government organizations that support the BDS movement and sanction Israel for the way it deals with Palestinians. The bill seeks to amend the Export Administration Act of 1979 to include boycotts against “allies of the United States” that support the boycott, divest and sanction movement. The bill would also have the United States Export-Import Bank

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fight boycotts against Israel. “The United States should bring its foreign policy and its economic institutions, its relationships, and its leverage to bear to combat boycott, divestment and sanctions actions against Israel,” said Sen. Ben Cardin (D-Maryland) in a statement. Sen. Rob Portman (R-Ohio), who introduced the bill with Cardin, asserted, “We should not stand idle when foreign countries or international governmental organizations use BDS tactics to isolate one of our key allies. We cannot allow these attempts to bypass direct negotiations between Israel and the Palestinians to go unchecked.” He added, “This bipartisan legislation sends a clear message that politically motivated boycotts of Israel are unacceptable to the United States. I’m pleased to introduce this bill that says the United States stands against illegitimate attempts to isolate our ally Israel or impose policy solutions to issues that can only be resolved through direct negotiations between the Israelis and the Palestinians.” The bill also mentions the recent resolution that was passed on March 2, 2016 by the United Nations Human Rights Council. It outlines how the resolution “urges countries to pressure their own companies to divest from, or break contracts with, Israel, and calls for the creation of a ‘blacklist’ of companies that either operate, or have business relations with, entities that operate beyond Israel’s 1949 armistice lines, including east Jerusalem.” The new legislation seeks to fine violators in accordance with the International Emergency Economic Powers Act.

Trump Israel Ambassador Confirmed

President Trump’s nominee for ambassador to Israel, David Fried-

man, was confirmed by the U.S. Senate in a tight vote last week. David Friedman, a bankruptcy lawyer from the Five Towns, was confirmed by a vote of 52 to 46. The vote went almost exactly along party lines with the exception of only two Democrats who backed the nominee, Senators Robert Menendez and Joe Manchin. The amount of opposition

to an ambassador position is quite unusual. Most commonly, nominees are approved without objection by unanimous consent of open voice votes. Friedman does not have diplomatic experience. He is a longtime friend of President Trump and has worked as a bankruptcy lawyer for Trump for many years. Friedman

has promised to move the U.S. embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, a gesture that angers Palestinians. The choice of Friedman in this position shows that Trump is honoring his campaign commitments to treat Israel much differently than Barack Obama did.

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Most Common Cause of Cancer is Random

Cancer is one of the leading causes of death in the U.S., accounting for more than a half a million deaths every year. While there has been much research done into the causes of cancer, there is still a lot of unknown. Recently researchers discovered that about two-thirds of cancers are caused by random typos in DNA that occur as normal cells make copies of themselves. This explains why healthy, fit, young people who don’t smoke, avoid the sun, and do all the

right things can unfortunately still get sick. “These cancers will occur no matter how perfect the environment,” explains Dr. Bert Vogelstein, a cancer geneticist at Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore whose study was published in the journal Science. The scientists studied genetic sequencing and cancer patterns from 69 countries. This revelation challenges the commonly believed idea that most cancers are caused by avoidable lifestyle and environmental factors or inherited genetic defects. The source of the issue is when random mistakes occur each time a normal cell divides and copies its DNA into two new cells, Tomasetti said. Such mistakes are “a potent source of cancer mutations that historically have been scientifically undervalued.” Although there was variation within specific cancers, this cause is common for 32 different types of cancers. Overall, the researchers estimated that 66% of mutations in these cancers resulted from copying errors, 29% were caused by lifestyle and environmental factors, and the remaining 5% were inherited. The sad reality is that this cause

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Bomb Threat Suspect Arrested

In a surprising turn of events, an Israeli-American teenager was arrested on Thursday for being responsible for many of the bomb threats made to JCCs and other Jewish institutions around the country. Until recently, the suspect, whose name has not been released yet, was strategic and smart about covering up his tracks but authorities say they

were able to track him down after an online slip-up. The teen used sophisticated technologies, including Google Voice and spoofing technology, to mask his IP when making the threats and remained untraceable for a considerable amount of time. However, on at least one occasion he failed to route his internet connection through a proxy, leaving behind a real IP address which authorities were able to trace. The location was traced through a nearby Wi-Fi access point that the suspect was reaching via a large antenna sticking out of his window. Israeli police said the hacker suspect is an 18-year-old resident of Ashkelon. They say the investigation has been in the works for a few months and was a joint effort on part of the cyber unit of the Lahav 433 major crimes division and the FBI. The suspect will remain in custody until at least March 30, perhaps longer. During the arrest raid, authorities said he tried to grab an officer’s gun but another officer interceded. At least five computers, a number of network interface controllers, a satellite and antenna equipment were discovered during Continued on page 31

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n the last hundred years, few names have inspired as much reverence and respect as that of Maran Hagaon Harav Avraham Yeshaya Karelitz, the Chazon Ish. For most of his life, he succeeded in remaining anonymous — his classic Chazon Ish commentaries on the Talmud and Shulchan Aruch were unsigned — and he did not accept official positions. Yet, his exalted stature was too great to remain secret. When he settled in Bnei Brak, where he lived for the last twenty years of his life, the word spread, slowly at first and then irresistibly, that a gaon and tzaddik of historic proportions was in the Land. In the words of Maran Hagaon Harav Chaim Ozer Grodzensky, “A lion has ascended from Bavel to Eretz Yisrael.” The Chazon Ish was the soul of Bnei Brak and one of the primary authorities for Torah-loving Jews in Israel and around the world. When Prime Minister David Ben Gurion wanted to understand the world-view of Torah Jews, he went to the Chazon Ish’s humble bungalow and came away awestruck. In this Haggadah, we find the richness of his wisdom, hashkafah, and halachah. Going through the vast store of the Chazon Ish’s writings and the literature about him, Rabbi Asher Bergman has compiled a commentary on the Haggadah and the gaon’s halachic rulings and customs regarding the Seder. The Chazon Ish Haggadah is a major new addition to the countless works that have been written about the Seder. Our era was blessed to have someone as great as the Chazon Ish in the forefront of some of the most tumultuous times in our history. Thanks to this Haggadah, we can have his presence to elevate and illuminate our Seder.

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n halachah and tradition, the Pesach Seder is a time when families gather to recount the glory, the wonder, and the splendor of the Pesach story, when ‘the more one tells about the Exodus from Egypt, the more praiseworthy he is.’ Numberless commentaries have been written on the Haggadah, embellishing countless Seder tables throughout the ages. The Haggadah Treasury is a collection of gems culled from this rich lode of inspiration, exegesis, and parable. Anthologized by Zeirei Agudah Israel, its purpose is to present every Jewish home with material suitable to every Seder, enriching to every family. Presented skillfully and concisely, each comment stands on its own, ready for easy reading and retelling. Not a commentary, but a collection of illuminating comments, The Haggadah Treasury aims to give each participant an opportunity to add spice and meaning to his own Seder. It is offered to the Jewish family with the prayer that the day will soon come when the miracles of the Exodus pale beside those of the promised final redemption when He will be One, and His Name, One.

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he Haggadah never ceases to fascinate. The text has not changed for many centuries, but the insights still abound. This extraordinary new collection is one of the best examples of the Haggadah’s freshness. It brings together some of the finest comments of leaders and teachers who changed their world and ours, great men whose influence has not waned with the passing years. The names themselves tell the story. They span generations, eras, and continents. They gave strength to the old world and built the new. The Chofetz Chaim and the Netziv of Volozhin. Rabbi Elchonon Wasserman and Rabbi Zalman Sorotzkin. Rabbi Shneur Kotler and Rabbi Gedaliah Schorr. Among them all, they had tens of thousands of students and hundreds of thousands — no, millions — whose lives were and are enriched by them. All were Torah geniuses who were leaders in difficult times, and for such people, the Haggadah and the lessons of the Exodus were guideposts for life in any era. Their interpretations of the Haggadah are distinguished for the warmth, faith, incisiveness, and profundity that marked their authors as Torah leaders for well over a century. By finding lessons in the Haggadah, they spoke to their contemporaries and to us. Because just as we must think of ourselves in every generation as if we were emerging from Egyptian slavery, so we must wrest ourselves in every generation from the shackles that restrain our growth as Jews, in knowledge, understanding, faith, and service. The contents of this anthologized commentary have been carefully and judiciously assembled by Rabbi Asher Bergman. The final product is a credit to him and a magnificent service to the entire community. Invite these six Torah giants to your Seder, and let them help you add meaning and flavor to your Seder, your Pesach, and your entire year.

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‫הגדה של פסח מנחת אשר‬ here are so many facets to Passover, the beloved holiday of liberation, and to the Seder which is central to it. It is a festival that engages our imagination and our yearning, both national and personal. Passover touches our hearts and our minds. Rav Asher Weiss’s commentary on the Haggadah is a brilliant tour de force by a phenomenal Torah scholar, a rosh yeshiva and world-renowned rav and orator. Rabbi Weiss is the author of Minchas Asher and is consulted by leading Torah authorities around the world. In this work he captures many of the qualities that make Passover unique. In a remarkable series of profound yet readable essays, Rabbi Weiss examines the ethical and philosophical underpinnings of liberation and miracles. We learn how to engrave the lessons of the exodus deep into our hearts. Rabbi Weiss possesses a vast encyclopedic knowledge of Jewish law and an unusual talent for clear explanation. A fascinating section on halachah outlines the holiday’s laws and customs, including their background, sources and deﬁnitive rulings. Finally, his commentary on the Haggadah text itself weaves together the wisdom of Torah scholars throughout the ages, melding their timeless understanding with a contemporary perspective on our lives. Rav Asher Weiss is a towering Torah giant with a worldwide reputation. Now we can avail ourselves of his encyclopedic knowledge, his eloquence and his insight, to enrich our own Seder table, our holiday, and our faith.

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on Yitzchak Abarbanel was a man who made his mark on Jewish scholarship and history. As finance minister to Ferdinand and Isabella in the Spain of Columbus and the Inquisition, he worked mightily to protect Jewish lives and interests in that historically hostile country. When the Jewish community was expelled, he led them out of the county in 1492, despite pleas from the king and queen that he accept a privileged status and remain at his post without compromising his Jewishness. But his enduring role in Jewish history lay in his writings. One of the earliest acharonim, he was a prolific scholar and interpreter. Abarbanel wrote one of the greatest and most extensive of all commentaries on the entire Scriptures, as well as on such other works as Pirkei Avos. One of his famous, treasured commentaries was on the Haggadah. In this adaptation, the reader studies the Haggadah as Abarbanel understood it. Utilizing his unique method of asking stimulating questions on which he focuses his commentary, Abarbanel combines the classic teachings of the Sages with his own insights, and presents them in such a way that they provide a clearer understanding of the turbulent times in which he lived. And on our times, as well. For just as the Torah is timeless, so it sheds light on every era and all conditions. This is one of the essential commentaries that clarifies every passage of the Haggadah and lets its illumination filter out to other areas of Torah and to the lives of its readers, in every country and age.

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ne of the most beloved gedolim and leading poskim of our era, Rav Shlomo Zalman Auerbach was revered by distinguished roshei yeshivah and rabbanim worldwide, and also by ordinary laymen and little children. A leader whose love for every Jew shone through in all of his teachings and practices, Rav Shlomo Zalman enriched all who had the merit to meet him. The original Hebrew version of this new masterpiece was enormously popular, especially in Israel, where so many people knew and revered him Reb Shlomo Zalman was born in Jerusalem and almost never left the Holy City. Although the world turned to him with halachic questions and he was the rosh yeshivah of Kol Torah, in his own neighborhood of Shaarei Chessed, he always deferred to the rav of the community. As great as he was in Torah, so was he great in humility. Now you, too, can become acquainted with this gadol through this outstanding compilation of his insights on the Haggadah and his halachic rulings regarding Pesach. A masterful blending of the notes and recollections of Rav Shlomo Zalman’s family and close disciples reveals his customs, halachic rulings and illuminating discussions of Aggadah. An inspirational wellspring of Torah thought, this volume details the rav’s approach to the season in law and custom from thirty days before Pesach through the last day of the festival. Rav Shomo Zalman’s explanations of the Haggadah will not only add depth to your Seder, they will enlighten you long after the Seder is over. And every year, as you reach for this Haggadah, you will experience the freshness of Rav Shlomo Zalman’s Torah life and renew your friendship with him once again.

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he Pesach Seder is the time every year when — as we declare during the Hagaddah — we ourselves emerge from Egyptian slavery. Just as the event is timeless, so its manifestations should be studied and analyzed anew every year through the dual prisms of eternity and experience. For four generations, Sfas Emes has been described as “a mirror of the soul.” The work is based upon the Sabbath and Festival discourses of Rabbi Yehudah Aryeh Alter of Gur, over a period of more than thirty years. Profound, scintillating, and pithy, it is incredibly rich in ideas. Great scholars marvel at it, saying that every time they review passages, even those they have seen many times before, they glean new insights. It has been aptly said that what one sees in Sfas Emes is a measure of one’s own spiritual station. But … the world of Sfas Emes has been closed to the vast majority of those who knock at its doors — because of a language barrier and the need for a road map through its complex and inspiring themes. Into this breach steps Rabbi Yosef Stern. His attempt to capture the essence of Sfas Emes’ thought on the themes of the Pesach Haggadah is a remarkable success. An exceptional Torah scholar and a student of Sfas Emes, Rabbi Stern has isolated the primary trails of thought from many hundreds of discourses and ties them together, topic by topic, into a commentary that is a joy to read, stimulating as well as informative. While the conceptualizations are his own, Rabbi Stern’s work has received the blessings of the Gerrer Rebbe ‫ שליט"א‬a noteworthy indication of the esteem in which the author is held. This work gives us a mirror by which to encounter ourselves. But it is more. It is an entry pass to the portals of some of the loftiest and most enlightening thought of the last century. Invite the ideas of Sfas Emes to your Seder — and give it a new dimension of richness.

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he Haggadah tells us: “In every generation, it is one’s duty to regard himself as though he personally had gone out of Egypt.” As we sit around our sparkling Seder tables, thousands of miles and thousands of years separate us from our brethren suffering beneath the burning Egyptian sun; from our ancestors marching triumphantly out of slavery. How, then, can we fulfill the Haggadah’s words? How can we, like our ancestors, go out of Egypt? The Yetzias Mitzrayim Haggadah brings the Exodus to life by drawing upon the wisdom and words of the Sages. We see the slavery, the ten plagues, and the final Exodus through the eyes and ears of Chazal and later commentators. The Yetzias Mitzrayim Haggadah is based on more than 150 sources, from Midrash to Malbim, from the Zohar to Rambam to Rav Moshe Feinstein, and every entry adds to our understanding of the actual Pesach story. Designed for maximum impact at the Seder, the entries are short, graphic, and unusually detailed. As we move through our Seder we can envision the rigors of slavery, Pharaoh’s diabolical schemes, the miraculous plagues, the glorious redemption, and the unforgettable moment as the Jewish People cross the Sea. Based on the highly-successful Haggadah V’Aggadata, The Yetzias Mitzrayim Haggadah is a unique, innovative Haggadah that will enable us to experience the Exodus at our own Seder, just as we are meant to do.

e’ve got the wine, the matzah, the stunning table settings. Now, all that’s missing to make the perfect Seder is… questions! Lots of questions! Chazal, the Jewish Sages, instructed that the story of the Exodus be told in question-and-answer style, reflecting the wording of the Torah’s commandment to relate the story, And it shall be when your son will ask you (Shemos 13:14). When a person asks a question, it shows that he is interested in hearing an answer, and he becomes an engaged participant in the discussion. The Pesach Haggadah: The Answer Is… generously fulfills this dictate, with over 1,000 answers to more than 300 questions! The Pesach Haggadah: The Answer Is… takes us through every facet of the Seder and the Passover story — the 4 sons, the 10 plagues, the unbelievable miracles of liberation, even the fascinating poem Chad Gadya that ends the Seder — by asking questions and offering answers. We see the Exodus through the eyes of luminaries such as Rambam and the Vilna Gaon, Rav Moshe Feinstein and the Belzer Rebbe, and literally hundreds more. Take a thoughtful question, give an intelligent and articulate answer, and you’ve got an interactive, dynamic and spirited experience. Multiply that by hundreds of questions and answers — and you have a Seder you will never forget.

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he Gra. The very name elicits feelings of awe as it conjures an image of towering Torah stature. From a small room in Vilna he shed illumination on every area of Torah. From halachah to kabbalah, Shulchan Aruch to Tanach, the Jewish people have been enriched by the Gaon of Vilna. Rabbeinu Avraham, his son and a major conduit for his teachings, amplifies his father’s ideas and brings them within the realm of our understanding. Schooled in his father’s method, Rabbeinu Avraham brings together all the streams of Torah knowledge to brighten the “night of redemption” with his Haggadah commentary the “Geulas Avraham.” These adaptations clarify and crystallize the major and minor themes of the Haggadah all the while exposing the reader to the very special derech of the Vilna Gaon. Eternal ideas with timeless applications will open your eyes and heart as you learn and relearn The Vilna Gaon Haggadah.

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Here’s a Haggadah that makes a Seder interactive… and unforgettable

ne of ArtScroll/Mesorah’s favorite authors invites us to his Seder — and it’s sure to be an enjoyable, enlightening, and uplifting experience. Rabbi Yechiel Spero is the author of the very popular Touched by a Story series. He is a charismatic teacher and speaker — and this carries over to his writing. In addition, he has an extraordinary knack for choosing stories and ideas and presenting them with clarity and excitement. In this volume, Rabbi Spero teaches the Haggadah in his own inimitable manner. He presents classic ideas in addition to his own, and relates them to our own lives and era. And he flavors his commentary with beautiful stories, as only he can. The combination is a Seder plate piled high with Yom Tov treats for the mind and heart. The author comes to his task with outstanding qualifications. He is a conscientious classroom rebbi who actually teaches the Haggadah year after year, so he knows what works, motivates, and inspires. As an added plus, Touched by the Seder includes the classic ArtScroll translation and instructions, so that every participant understands what he or she is saying, what to do, and when to do it. Many very fine Haggadahs are available, but this one is unique. It will “touch” your Seder and every guest at your table. And you’ll want to read and enjoy it all through Pesach and even throughout the year.

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amban, or Nachmanides, is at the front rank of Torah commentators: leader of Spanish Jewry in the twelfth century, representative of the nation in historic debates with the Church fathers of Spain, pioneer in the restoration of Jerusalem’s almost extinct Jewish community, and — most of all, as the author of profound and premier commentaries on the Torah, Talmud, and other works. Ramban did not write on the Haggadah per se, but in the vast body of his writings, there is much that clarifies the themes of the Haggadah. Would it ever be brought together in the form of a continuous commentary? It remained for Yosef Israel to do so, and in this volume he does so magnificently. THE PASSOVER He has plumbed the entire corpus of the Ramban’s writings and THE VILNA extracted everything that pertains to the Haggadah. He does it seamlessly, so that the reader is hardly conscious of the fact that this is an anthology, rather than an original work. What is important is that here, for the first time, Ramban’s ideas on the Haggadah are available in one coherent, flowing whole. More works have been written on the Haggadah than on any other book in our literature — and for good reason. Every Seder is enriched by the presence of commentary after commentary, insight after insight. Now, thanks to the loving and thorough research of Yosef Israel, Ramban and his ideas move to the front rank of the genre.

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The Haggadah. It’s our story. Let’s make sure we tell it well.

eder night commemorates the greatest true story of all time — the night when Hashem, in His splendor, came down Himself, personally, to liberate His People, the Jews. It is the night of our miracles and our liberation. It’s the night of our stories. Rabbi Yechiel Spero — acclaimed educator, erudite Torah scholar, and, of course, gifted storyteller — tells some of those stories in this engaging new Haggadah that is certain to enhance our Sedarim. In his many bestselling books, Rabbi Spero does a masterful job of bringing Torah insights to life through unusual stories. Touched by Our Story includes his wide-ranging, stimulating commentary on the Haggadah and, of course, Rabbi Spero’s trademark true stories. The Four Sons come to life, in tales like that of the Rosh Yeshivah who played “jacks” with a youngster or the gadol ha’dor who insisted a yeshivah change its language to accommodate two students who genuinely wanted to learn. We hear what the Klausenberger Rebbe had to say at a Seder not long after his liberation, and are amazed at the connection between the plague of Frogs and the remarkable survival of two victims of a ghastly terror attack. Enlightening, engaging, and eye-opening, this is a Haggadah that will ensure a lively, meaningful, and enjoyable Seder for us, our guests, and — most important of all — our children, the next generation to tell the stories.

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he Pesach Seder. The one night a year that Jews throughout the world relive and experience the Exodus from Egypt. It is the time when we infuse in ourselves and our children lessons of emunah, faith, and an immense appreciation for the kindness and love bestowed upon us by Hashem. The link to our future generations has always been our children. They are the center of attention throughout the Seder. From the asking of the mah nishtanah to the “hidden” afikoman, we strive to keep the children engaged and excited throughout the evening, as we transmit our story from one generation to the next. In this unique Haggadah commentary, Rabbi Nosson Muller, Menahel of Yeshiva Toras Emes in Brooklyn, and renowned and experienced educator, offers us the tools to make the Seder an unforgettable event and an exciting learning experience. With insightful explanations coupled with dozens of inspiring and meaningful stories and parables, Rabbi Muller gives us timely and practical chinuch messages and lessons — for ourselves, and to convey to our children. This Haggadah is bound to keep the children — and their parents — engaged and interested throughout the long night. On Seder night every parent becomes a teacher. Here is a master educator to show us how to do it right. The Seder lasts for a few hours — The Generation to Generation Haggadah will help us and our children hear its vital message resound throughout the year.

he story of the Passover Haggadah is so familiar that nearly everyone who takes part in the Seder can recite it without a hitch. But, like all the Torah, the nuances of the Seder speak to different people in different ways. Passover is the story of freedom from the lash and chain and the exalted rise of a nation to the pinnacle of human achievement: the knowledge that the Divine Hand controls nature and the experience of Revelation at Sinai. However, not all pain is inflicted by the lash of a taskmaster and not all chains are clamped on by jailers. The Haggadah also addresses those who suffer from the slavery of an oppressive environment or, even more difficult, the sort of obsessive behavior that plagues many or most lives. The ultimate freedom is the ability to live constructively and happily; that is why the Sages of the Talmud teach that the truly free person is one who immerses himself in the Torah. In this volume, one of our generation’s most eminent interpreters of the Torah’s teachings regarding self-control and self-improvement uncovers the path to personal liberation in the timeless story of the Exodus. Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski, M.D., has an uncanny ability to know what troubles people and how to provide the balm for their hurt by combining the eternal wisdom of the Torah with the science of the mind. In this Haggadah, he takes each of us from the bondage of our personal “Egypts” to the promised land of self-fulfillment and joy in achieving our personal best.

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he Reb Moshe Haggadah beautifully captures the many facets of the gaon and posek hador: his brilliance in piskei halachah and Gemara; his insights and deep understanding of Torah hashkafah; his incredible diligence and his extraordinary compassion. Much of the commentary is taken from Reb Moshe’s prolific writings on halachah, Chumash, and Talmud. Stories about Reb Moshe from dozens of other sources paint an inspiring and breathtaking portrait of a caring and empathetic leader who had a profound understanding and endless love for the Jews he led for so many decades. When we read about the “Four Sons,” we will hear Reb Moshe share his teachings on chinuch, child-rearing, and Torah education. From a Shabbos HaGadol lecture given by Reb Moshe in 1922, we listen to him compare the merciless Communist regime where he lived, to Pharaoh’s Egypt. From the Ten Plagues, Reb Moshe offers us a new understanding of the power of free choice; from the Splitting of the Sea, he points out a vital lesson in strengthening our faith. We are taught that the voices of the great Torah scholars are not stilled even after their passing, and in these pages we can clearly hear the voice of the beloved Torah leader, HaGaon Reb Moshe Feinstein zt”l.

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n the familiar world of Haggadah literature, can there be something new under the sun? With every family’s Pesach shelf groaning under the weight of so many Haggadahs, can there be a new Haggadah that is materially different from the others? Or — in the parlance of Pesach — how is this Haggadah commentary different from every other Haggadah commentary? It is very different, very useful, and sure to be very popular and very widely consulted. Compiled by the noted Torah scholar, Rabbi Yaakov Wehl, this commentary is in question-and-answer form. It contains over two hundred questions on the Haggadah — the sort of questions that anyone might have asked, or wished he had asked. There is hardly a query on the Haggadah that is not included somewhere in this collection. The answers? They are drawn from the broad gamut of classic commentators, from their writings on the Torah, the Talmud, or the Haggadah. Virtually everything one could wish for is between the covers of this Haggadah. In its Hebrew version, Ki Yishal’cha Vin’cha, this commentary has had many printings and become a popular, standard text in America, Israel, and elsewhere. The English version is more than a mere translation. It takes the anthology of classic texts and explains them clearly and articulately. It sheds new light on many obscure parts of the Haggadah. This Haggadah will be a revelation even to accomplished scholars and veteran teachers. In it, Rabbi Wehl’s immense erudition and pedagogical skills are placed at the service of the broad Jewish public. It is a welcome service of great proportions.

ince it first appeared nearly 25 years ago, the ArtScroll Haggadah by Rabbi Joseph Elias has been the most popular Haggadah of its kind, anywhere! With its broad variety of sources and excellent combination of thoroughness, reliability, accuracy, and good taste, it remains a staple of tens of thousands of Seder tables — and deservedly so! Now Rabbi Elias has produced the long-awaited new and expanded edition — with much new commentary on the second half of the Haggadah. Rabbi Elias has been known and revered for half a century as one of the Jewish community’s outstanding thinkers and educators. Among his students he was especially revered for the way he taught the Haggadah, presenting it with all its beauty and meaning. In his hands, the Haggadah became a sefer that speaks to all Jews, wherever they are. Indeed, This Haggadah fulfills the injunction that in every generation all Jews must view themselves as if they had emerged from Egypt. In his ArtScroll Haggadah, Rabbi Elias opens the doors of his classroom to tens of thousands of new and appreciative students. For all these years, the original Elias Haggadah was THE Haggadah for the Jewish home, and especially for everyone who wanted to set aside time to study and know the Haggadah. There are many other excellent Haggadahs, of course, but none better blends a clear elucidation of the text with the comments of the classic commentators across the centuries. Now, the magnificent Elias touch is expanded and refined even further. as a great Haggadah becomes bigger and better. Don’t miss it!

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Can you find the ten pieces of chametz? by Helene Ribowsky and Rachel Zlotowitz illustrated by Elisheva Black In this unusual and totally charming book, children will join Ari and his family as they search for chametz all over the house. And what fun when the young readers gleefully spot the pieces of bread hidden in the pictures! With its clever rhyming lyrics and engaging illustrations, this is a wonderfully interactive book. It is sure to infuse our children with excitement for the Pesach holiday, as they play a unique “hide and seek” game — with ten pieces of bread.

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Despite recent skepticism that the American Dream is still attainable, there are cities in the U.S. where residents do feel like they are living the American Dream. They claim to be happy, successful, fulfilled, and healthy. However, there are still dark corners of the nation

where residents feel there is no hope and are depressed. Like most things, wellbeing varies drastically throughout the country. Gallup recently conducted a survey in order to rank American cities according to their overall wellbeing. The categories in the index measured the sense of purpose, supportive relationships, financial security, satisfaction with their community, and good physical health of each respondent across 189 U.S. urban areas. Resident of the Naples-Immokalee-Marco Island, Florida, metro area reported the highest wellbeing of all other areas questioned. On the other end of the spectrum, residents of Fort Smith, located on the Arkansas-Oklahoma border, reported the lowest wellbeing. Of course, money doesn’t buy happiness but healthy financial situations seem to be strongly linked to peace of mind. In most of the top ten cities the average household income was well above the national average of $55,775. Conversely, most of the low wellbeing cities reported lower incomes. Another commonality amongst the happiest was that most of them

reported healthy behaviors and overall physical health. By contrast, residents of low wellbeing areas generally reported rather poor health factors. Poor physical health can be a major obstacle to wellbeing. Poor health is cited as a hindrance to physical activity by 26% of people nationwide. In 20 of the 25 lowest wellbeing cities, at least 28% of residents stated that poor health has kept them from going about their daily activities. For cities at the top of the wellbeing roster, there is careful planning involved. Researchers say that through initiatives, such as the popular Blue Zones Project and Walking School Bus program, people’s physical, social, and financial wellbeing improved. The Walking School Bus program is a system where adults rotate chaperoning a group of students walking to school. The intention is for families to be physically active and to spend more quality time together while being social within their community by greeting passersby, other parents, and school staff. Keep smiling! These are the nation’s top ten happiest cities: 1. Naples-Immokalee-Marco

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over her young daughter who was wearing leggings. But Watts was incensed and tweeted that United was not allowing women in leggings to board flights. A twitter hubbub ensued and eventually United had to point out that their policy only extends to those who are flying for free in their employees’ and family program. After the incident, United’s mentions on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram exploded from its average 2,000 daily mentions to 174,000, nearly 70 percent of them negative, said Kellan Terry, a spokesman for the social media analysis firm Brandwatch. Watts eventually conceded that she was mistaken in her initial tweet but maintains that United’s policy is wrong for defining people’s attire. Ms. Watts, perhaps it’s a case of MYOB – mind your own business.

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If you walk on college campuses, you’ll see that many students like to wear their gym clothes or pajamas to class. But if they’re thinking of flying United Airlines and are using a free pass meant for employees or their families, they better pack their leggings in their suitcase. This week, United Airlines made headlines and garnered angry tweets when a bystander misunderstood their policy. Shannon Watts overheard a gate attendant telling two teenage girls that they could not board a flight on Monday while wearing leggings. They were flying using the family pass and United considers those flying in that capacity to be “representing” United Airlines. As such, they cannot wear sleep or swimwear, torn clothing or revealing attire. Another passenger overheard the exchange as well and put a dress

The Obamacare repeal bill was dramatically pulled from the floor by House Speaker Paul Ryan when it became apparent that Republicans did not have enough votes to pass the healthcare reform legislation last Friday. According to President Trump, the margin was very tight but in the end, there were just not enough votes to pass the measure. Ryan met with reporters the next day. “We came up short,” he admitted. “We are going to be living with Obamacare for the foreseeable future.” He also told reporters that they are “moving on” from health care for now and would begin focusing on tax reform. The writers of the bill were unable to narrow the gap between the Freedom Caucus conservatives, who

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Obamacare subsidies which are tied to income and premiums, the proposed bill was to give Americans refundable tax credits based on age to purchase health insurance. The bill kept many of the most popular pieces of Obamacare, including letting children stay on their parent’s plan until the age of 26 and providing protection for people with pre-exist-

ing conditions. It would have ended the requirement that policies cover maternity, drugs, mental health, and substance abuse. Rep. Todd Rokita (R-IN) issued this statement that summed up the sentiment of many of the House Republicans: “Today, the American Health Care Act, which would have finally repealed ObamaCare as we

President Trump has created a new office in the White House and has tapped his son-in-law to head it. The White House Office of American Innovation will be run by Jared Kushner, who is currently a senior advisor to the president. The goal of the White House Office of American Innovation is to bring ideas from the private sector into the federal government. “This office will bring together the best ideas from government, the private sector and other thought leaders to ensure that America is ready to solve tomorrow’s most intractable problems, and is positioned to meet tomorrow’s challenges and opportunities,” Trump said in a presidential memorandum. “The office will focus on implementing policies and scaling proven private-sector models to spur job creation and innovation.” Officials with private sector experience will join Kushner in the new office. Former Goldman Sachs executives Gary Cohn, who is directing the National Economic Council, and Dina Habib Powell, who is the senior counsel to the President for economic initiative, will both take a role in the new office. The group has already been

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meeting a couple of times a week to discuss and promote ideas of innovation. They have met with big names in the private sector including Tim Cook of Apple, Microsoft founder Bill Gates, and Elon Musk, founder and chief executive of Tesla. Among the goals they hope to tackle are improving workforce development, targeting opioid addiction, and overhauling Veteran Affairs. “As some of its first priorities, the office will focus on modernizing the technology of every federal department, identifying transformational infrastructure projects and re-imagining the VA system so they can better serve our nation’s heroes,” press secretary Sean Spicer said. “There are certain practices that we can put in place that can help us deliver a better product and better service to the American people in some of these key areas.”

Pancakes Stop Traffic

When traffic was snarled in Lakeland, Florida, last week it was all because of pancakes. Yes, the situation got quite sticky when Kiaron Thomas, 21, decided to set up a table in middle of a busy intersection for his breakfast. The feast included a stack of pancakes and a huge jug of syrup. Thomas was filmed eating the pancakes as cars were stalled all around him. Thankfully, police were called in to remove Thomas and his pancakes from the scene. Thomas lives just about 100 yards from the spot of his pancake prank. He has been charged with placing an obstruction in the roadway and disrupting the free flow of traffic. Perhaps he should keep in mind that good pancakes are a little hard to come by in prison.

Still Winning at 94

Ervin Smolinski has the best daughter-in-law. The 94-year-old received a lottery ticket from her as a gift on his 94th birthday. Well, this wasn’t just any ticket. It was a golden ticket – netting the nonagenarian a whopping $300,000. It turns out that that a ticket-gift is nothing new in the Smolinksi home. “Every month, I buy some instant tickets and send them as gifts to family members who have birthdays that month,” Ervin told the Michigan state lottery. “It’s turned into a bit of a tradition, and now everyone sends me scratch offs and chocolate for my birthday.” Smolinski said he received four Double Bonus Cashword tickets and won the prize after scratching off the first one, but managed to keep his cool. “I’ve seen a lot in my time, and I don’t get worked up too easily. I think my son-in-law was more worked up than I was,” he quipped. The lucky World War II veteran claimed his prize at the lottery office last week, but he spent the days after his birthday fearing he might lose track of the lucky ticket. “I wanted to keep the ticket safe, so I kept it in my pocket,” he said. “I got a little nervous about that, because a lot of time I’ll toss the paper I accumulate in my pocket into my wood burner. Luckily that didn’t happen with my ticket.” Smolinski said he’s “pretty frugal” despite the windfall and said he plans to spend the money to invest, buy a new shed, and buy a newer used car. “The only thing that will change is I won’t have as much stress in my life worrying about money,” he said. We can’t think of a better gift.

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quires drivers over the age of 75 to submit to a “cognitive function test” when renewing their licenses. Drivers who fail the test must obtain letters from their doctors certifying that they are not suffering from dementia or else have their licenses revoked. Is there Uber in Japan?

Lottery Luck

Speaking of lotteries, here’s a story that highlights that no good deed goes unrewarded – and yes, we know the “real” saying... This week, Merry Thomas brought her friend Julie to a store in Virginia. She wanted to show Julie how to play the lottery. When she showed her friend how to work the self-service lottery machine and then scanned the ticket to see if she was a winner, she was ecstatic. You see, Julie’s ticket won $12. And Merry’s ticket netted her $1 million. “Right in front of my eyes I saw this woman turn into a puddle,” Julie said. “I’ve been freaking out since then!” Merry exulted as she claimed her big check. She took the lump sum of $630K. And that just made her extra merry.

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Driving Incentive? In an effort to get elderly drivers off the road, a Japanese town is offering them discount funerals as an incentive to give up their licenses – and hopefully give them a longer life. The Ichinomiya Police Depart-

ment is partnering with the Heiankaku funeral home, which has 89 locations in Aichi prefecture, to offer 15 percent discounts on funeral services for elderly residents who agree to forfeit their driver’s licenses. According to recent statistics, drivers over the age of 75 were to blame for 13 percent of the area’s fatal traffic collisions in 2016. “We have lots of tragic funerals re-

lating to traffic accidents and there is an increasing trend [of] elderly driving,” Shigenori Ariga, manager at the Heiankaku funeral home, said. “So we hope this campaign will help the elderly and [their] families to think that they can return their driver’s licenses.” Japan is endeavoring to make the roads safer for older drivers. A new law, which took effect March 12, re-

In an effort to get people home safe after a few hours in its bar, The Emmet Ray in Toronto has begun serving patrons on special coasters. The metal coasters are made especially for Emmet Ray and are produced from the wreckage of cars that were involved in drunken driving accidents. The phrase, “This coaster used to be a car that never made it home,” is emblazoned on each coaster and some even appear to feature scratches, chipping paint or tiny dents caused by car collisions. The message? Have a drink but don’t go overboard.

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The bar’s coaster design is the brainchild of Arrive Alive, an organization that works to raise awareness of the dangers of impaired driving. According to the group’s program director, Michael Stewart, Arrive Alive obtains the metal for each coaster from a body shop in Vancouver, B.C. The coasters are then shaped using a hydraulic-press before being laser-etched with the aforementioned phrase. Each piece is also etched with the address of Arrive Alive’s website, which contains download links for public transit and taxi apps. “Impaired driving remains one of the leading criminal causes of death in Canada,” said Stewart in a statement on the organization’s site. “We wanted to remind people ... that there are consequences to driving drunk – and remind them to use a designated driver, take transit or download The Ride App for a safe ride home.” He added, “If you want to have a good time, you totally can,” Stewart said. “Just take the few seconds to plan a safe ride home.”

Brain Researcher at 17

tists from around the country. During the process, she had to travel to Washington, DC, where a selection committee grilled her and other finalists on their work and put them through the ringer, testing their grasp of scientific concepts and their ability to solve problems. The Science Talent Search, previously sponsored by Intel, is one of the best-known and among the most competitive science fairs for young researchers. This year, the talent search gave out $1.8 million to 40 finalists, much of which will go to cover college tuition for the budding researchers. Das, who hails from Orendell, N.J., recently became a certified emergency medical technician and is already working with patients, helping to transport them to hospitals. While she is deeply fascinated by research, she also hopes to become a practicing physician so she can work with patients. “I would say my happiest time is when I’m with my patients,” Das said. “I love connecting with people and understanding how I can help them. It keeps me human.” She plans to use the prize money to help pay for college and medical school.

Trump Takes the Cake Feel like you can do more? Perhaps you’d like to learn about Indrani Das, who at 17 is already advising patients on brain surgery. Last week, Das was awarded the top prize and $250,000 at the Regeneron Science Talent Search for her research project which explores the role of brain cells called astrocytes in the death of neurons. Das is a senior at the Academy for Medical Science Technology in Hackensack, N.J. and says that if she and other researchers could better understand how brain damage occurs, perhaps they could figure out how to slow or reverse the process. “My work centers on repairing the behavior of supporting cells to prevent neuron injury and death,” Das said. “It was really that shock of what it can do to a person that pushed me to work” on research involving brain injuries. Her recent win at the Talent Search was impressive; she bested thousands of other high school scien-

President Trump was spotted this week at a Turkish chocolate festival covered in icing. No, no, it wasn’t the real Donald at the event; it was a super-sweet, smooth replica of the American president. Turkish chef Tuba Geckil spent two days forming the bust of Trump clad from mid-torso in an edible jacket and striped tie made out of cake icing. Geckil said she crafts her concoctions after following media coverage and Trump, of course, has been in the news a lot. She also created icing sculptures of John Lennon, Nelson Mandela and German Chancellor Angela Merkel. It’s another, sweeter side to our president that we don’t always get to see.

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Community Matzah baking at HANC Early Childhood Center

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ur Pesach preparations are well underway. Whether it’s designing their own afikoman bags, or making a bedikat chametz kit, or brewing our own raisin wine, or working diligently on their magnificent haggadot, the children are enthusiastically engaged in yom tov preparations.

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Bais Tefila of Inwood Enjoys 8th Annual Dinner PHOTO CREDIT: GABE SOLOMON/LIFE CAPTURE IMAGES

By Chaim Homnick

n Sunday, March 26, Bais Tefila of Inwood hosted its eighth annual dinner at the Inwood Country Club. The dinner honored Avi and Sarah Wohlgelernter and Shaya and Effie Sussman, two couples in the shul who are dedicated to the community and its growth. Avi Wohlgelernter spoke about the various programs that Inwood offers such as Pirchei

and the Areivim Loan Fund. Shaya Sussman mentioned how Inwood is comprised of a diverse group of people who collectively form a cohesive klal. BTI’s Rav, Rav Pinchus Weinberger, spoke about the tremendous role each family has played in Inwood’s success and how they are truly friends of everyone in the community. The Rav also extolled the virtues of BTI’s members and their ability to spearhead numerous initiatives and

contribute to myriad worthy causes within the shul and in the Five Towns community at large. He asserted that BTI and Inwood, with much Siyata D’Shmaya, have an outsize impact for a community that just reached its 100th frum family. The dinner featured a great turnout of over 250 people. It began at 7:30 and featured a relaxed, enjoyable atmosphere and a quick program. Adam Mayer, a BTI board mem-

ber, stated, “This year’s dinner was truly beautiful. It was a great opportunity for people to enjoy a night celebrating our kehilla’s accomplishments and successes as well as the dynamic growth of Inwood as a whole.” The event was catered by Elite Catering. For more information about the Inwood community and BTI, go to inwoodshul.com.

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Cahal’s 7th Annual Concert is a Huge Success

AHAL held its seventh annual fundraising concert on Sunday, March 26, at Lawrence High School. The concert featured two of the outstanding Jewish performers in the world today, Avraham Fried and Simcha Leiner. The always-popular Shloime Dachs and the Shloime Dachs Orchestra accompanied the performers. The concert, CAHAL’s largest fundraising event of the year, was a sell-out, with nearly 800 people in attendance. A Meet the Performers Event was held for Sponsors before the concert. All the oerformers took time to chat and take pictures with the attendees. Seasons sponsored the sushi and a display of delicious desserts, and Mrs. Bracha Silverstein, a local party planner, decorated the room beautifully. The Y-STUDS, a very popular a-cappella group from Yeshiva University, opened the show. The group amazed everyone with their poise, sweet harmony and unique style. Shimmie Ehrenreich, CAHAL’s Executive Director, thanked everyone for attending, especially the sponsors, the most ever at a CAHAL event. He also thanked the directors of the program, Mrs. Naomi Nadata and Mrs. Alice Feltheimer, for their years of dedication to the children, and Shira Cohen and Noach Haller for coordinating the event. Richard Altabe, founder and vice president of CAHAL, spoke about how the program has helped hundreds of Jewish neshamos in our community receive a yeshiva education in self-contained, small classes with individualized attention. He proudly proclaimed how CAHAL began, inspired by Dr. Norman Blumenthal and the principals of the founding

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yeshivas, and boasted about how CAHAL has been able to mainstream a large percentage of children from the program back into the yeshiva where their siblings and friends attend. He listed the ten local yeshivas that participate in CAHAL to cheers from the crowd. The sold-out crowd came alive when young sensation Simcha Leiner began performing. His amazing range and sweetness of character electrified the audience. Avraham Fried followed with his magnificent voice and enthusiastic personality. Both performances drew tremendous ovations. Spontaneous dancing broke out three times during show. Shloime Dachs and Simcha Leiner joined Avraham Fried on stage for the big finale. The final song was a beautiful finish to a magical evening of entertainment. Dozens of children and adults, including members of the CAHAL Board of Directors, danced for 15 minutes during the finale. The event proved to be a huge success and raised much-needed money for CAHAL’s Scholarship Fund.

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Play4Partners

his last past Sunday, at the Island Garden facility in West Hempstead New York, Partners in Torah hosted Play4Partners, a 3 on 3 basketball tournament that benefitted a great organization. 34 teams from all across the New York/ New Jersey area came out to participate in this inaugural event. While the prizes for the winning team were enticing and exciting, it was the true love for competition and a desire to help a great cause that brought out all these teams to compete. The players expected a great experience and they were definitely not disappointed. The tournament was also a platform for other great institutions and organizations to shine. American Friends of Sderot, led by Judah and Carol Rhine, joined with Partners in Torah, using the event to encourage its supporters to play and help out these two great causes. Investors Bank, known for its tremendous generosity throughout the area, was not only a Champion Sponsor of the tournament, but even fielded a team, led by its CEO Kevin Cummings. Kevin was able to show off his great jump shot and have a great night with his family and various members of the Investors staff. Play4Partners strove to separate itself from the other tournaments that have been held in the area in the past. “We knew that we had tough task in front of us,” Yisroel Mayer Merkin, Executive Director of Partners in Torah and Tournament Director, said. “This area has seen its fair share of basketball tournaments and expected a great competition. We needed to offer them an experience that they hadn’t seen in any other tournament without losing the quality of the play and competition. We wanted to create a hybrid.

Guys had played in basketball tournaments and had been wined and dined at dinners and events. The trick was to combine the two and give them a true ultimate experience.” From the moment the participants walked through the doors of Island Garden, they realized that this wasn’t going to be just a regular basketball tournament, as welcoming them was non-other than former New York Knick icon John Starks. John took pictures with all the participants and signed autographs for all the fans. “John was a true class act,” one participant reported. “He signed all of my kids’ pictures that they had brought. I was really impressed.” After meeting with Starks, players signed in and received their licensed Play4Partners bags, with their personalized jerseys and t-shirts. They were then directed to the main gym where the competition would be held. Upon entering the arena it was all about the games, and the tournament was ready to begin. While in most tournaments there is one level of competition and one prize to be won, Play4Partners understood that there are two types of ballplayers. There are the avid players who play on a daily basis and their skills reflect that commitment. There are also players who either used to be avid players, or never were, but still enjoy the camaraderie and competition that a basketball tournament could bring. How could both types of players enjoy the same tournament? The answer, devised by the staff at Play4Partners, was to create two different leagues within the same tournament offering prizes to both skill levels while creating a level and competitive playing field. The results were tremendous as both types of players and teams felt that they had a

great playing experience while being part of a larger event. Each team in the tournament was guaranteed at least four games before the playoffs were decided. The play-in games were intense with most of them going down to the wire. During the games, Play4Partners made sure that the players were taken care of. Drinks, granola bars, and even a salad bar were made available to all the participants and their fans courtesy of Seasons Kosher. For those who experienced any soreness during their games, or just wanted to feel good, Dr. Rafael Shlomo Krakanovski of Gezunt Physical Therapy was there to help stretch out any tired or tight muscles. He was even able to use his cold laser therapy, which targeted the players’ fatigued muscles and helped rejuvenate them, allowing the players to play their best. After the play-in games were finished, the playoffs began with 16 teams from the A league and 8 teams from the B league ready to face off. While those games were going on, teams and their fans that didn’t advance to the playoffs were treated to a delicious buffet dinner catered by Unique Grapevine Events of West Hempstead. Even some players who were still playing couldn’t resist and grabbed a couple of bites to eat in between the playoff games. Not to worry – there was plenty of food for everyone and nobody went home hungry. The B league championship game featured LWA basketball against Team KLA from Khal Lev Avos in North Woodmere. It was a true battle as each team went back and forth with KLA finally having the lead with less than a minute to play. But LWA was able to pull it out with a last second buzzer beater. An epic ending to an epic game. The team from LWA won designer In-

victa watches. Even in a loss, KLA captain Yosef Moskowitz had this to say: “We all had a great time. It was a lot of fun and it was all for a good cause.” The A league Championship game saw Team Rosenthal, led by Dani Rosenthal and Effy Lowy, playing against Team Ofman, led by Jared Stein and Adam Ofman. While the A league games throughout the tournament had featured the premier ballplayers from the area and their great skills on full display, the championship game brought things to a totally different level. The players played their hearts out and left everything on the court. However, there could be only one winner, and Team Ofman took the trophy and won the VIP basketball experience. Play4Partners helped benefit Partners in Torah, the true trailblazer in the world of Jewish unity and outreach. In the past 23 years over 68,000 people have learnt through Partners in Torah; currently on a weekly basis, 5,000 are learning through this great program. The idea is simple yet revolutionary. Partners in Torah taps into the potential of every Jew and gives them the opportunity to reach out to their fellow Jew to befriend them, to educate them, and to bring them closer to the greater Jewish community. It is truly a great organization worthy of such an amazing event. It is hard to sum up such a great event in so few words, but Ari Treuhaft, the captain of Team Treufhaft, the top fundraising team in the tournament, said it best. “A great turnout for a great cause. The display of competition and achdus was truly a testament to the tremendous positivity and support the community has for Partners in Torah.” Looking forward to Play4Partners 2018!

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Team OHEL Races at the United Airlines NYC Half Marathon

n Sunday, March 19, fifteen members of Team OHEL crossed the finish line at the 2017 United Airlines NYC Half Marathon. Despite the extremely cold temperature, Team OHEL cheerleaders provided tons of cheering, music, fan signs, and horns encouraging all the runners to get to the finish line! Team OHEL has participated with NYRR as a charity partner in the annual TCS NYC Marathon since 2009 and this was the second year that Team OHEL participated as a charity partner in United Airlines NYC Half. “We are very appreciative of all of our runners’ fundraising efforts that benefit children and adults with disabilities, foster children, and children in domestic-violence shelters,” said Meital Cafri, Event Coordinator for OHEL. “Some friends and I from Team OHEL, Sephardic Bikur Holim, and Ocean Parkway Runners ran the NYC Half Marathon in memory of Lidya Chami, a”h, who passed away of cancer just a couple of weeks ago,”

explains Solly Elmann, a longtime runner with Team OHEL. “Doctors told Lidya she would only have three months to live with stage four cancer, but she was strong enough to make it through seven years. We all decided to honor her memory by wearing ‘Team Lids’ headbands to help spread awareness about the amazing person she was. Lidya was full of life and brought out the best in everyone; she was loved by everyone she knew. Since Lidya also loved running, our group decided to carry her pride with us by challenging ourselves to run beyond the 13.1 Half. We decided to run all the way back to Brooklyn, totaling 26.2 miles. Lidya was with us every step of our run.” The Lidya Chami A”H Hesed foundation was established in Lidya’s memory and provides services to those dealing with serious illnesses and their families. For more information please visit at www.LidyaChami.org. OHEL’s top fundraisers for the Half Marathon were Bruce Prince, Elie Roz, and

Eli Roz celebrating with his proud parents

Members of the Sephardic Bikur Holim, Ocean Parkway Runners, and Team OHEL: Gary Levy, Ralph Nasar, David Mosseri, Josh Arazi, Solly C. Elmann, Ikey Mandalaoui and Morris Tabus. All finished the NYC Half and continued on for 13.1 more miles into Brooklyn in memory of Lidya Chami a”h

Richard Cohen. Top runners for Team OHEL ranked as follows: first place Richard Cohen (1:38), second place Gabriel Sutton (1:43) and third place Eric Englander (1:44). While Team OHEL has crossed the finish line, there is still the incredible opportunity to support OHEL. Proceeds from the Half Marathon support OHEL’s children and adults with disabilities, foster children, children and adults in OHEL’s domestic violence shelters, and the many services that OHEL provides to sustain our community. If you are interested in participating in other Team OHEL events, such as the TD Five Boro Bike Tour (May 7), OHEL Xtreme Challenge OXC (May 21), or the 2017 TCS NYC Marathon (November 5), please contact Meital Cafri at 718686-3217 or Meital_Cafri@ ohelfamily.org. Those who have already secured spots in Team OHEL events are welcome to become part of Team OHEL and support the

Bruce Prince, top fundraiser for Team OHEL, and Farah Nehmad of OHEL

team’s sponsorship goals. Those who aren’t running can still stay in the race by sponsoring a Team OHEL member or making a contribution. Since 1969 OHEL has served as a dependable haven of individual and family support, helping people of all ages surmount disability, everyday challenges, heal from trauma, and manage with strength and dignity during times of

crises. OHEL serves thousands in need every day in communities in New York, New Jersey, California and worldwide. Individuals interested in the many programs that OHEL offers should contact OHEL at (800)-603-OHEL (6435). Like us on Facebook at OHEL Children’s Home and Family Services, follow us on Instagram @OHELfamily or visit us at www. OHELfamily.org.

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Ohab Zedek of Belle Harbor Marks 86th Annual Dinner

n Sunday night, March 19, Congregation Ohab Zedek of Belle Harbor celebrated its 86th annual dinner. Over 180 people packed the synagogue’s newly-designed events hall to celebrate with the guests of honor, Irv and Mira Hackel. Attendees included members of Ohab Zedek as well as members of every Jewish institution in Belle Harbor. This unifying and memorable event was a testament to the relationships maintained by the guests of honor with the entire community. The evening began with a fabulous smorgasbord that featured salads, sushi, and delectable hors d’oeuvres. The ceremony and speeches which followed were a fitting tribute to the esteemed guests of honor. The committee as well as the president, Joel Berkowitz, and Rabbi Tsvi Selengut spoke of the incredible work Irv and

Mira have done for the community in Belle Harbor over many decades. The guests of honor used the opportunity to speak of the unique beauty of the diverse and intimate Jewish community that Belle Harbor boasts. The dinner was both delicious and enjoyable for all in attendance. The ambiance was enhanced by the melodious vocals of a one-man-band and the majestic set-up of the hall. One of the highlights of the evening was the appearance of world-renowned comedian and internet sensation Modi Rosenberg, who tore apart the room with laughter. The hard work of the dedicated dinner committee created an affair that will go down as one of the most memorable events in Ohab Zedek’s storied history. The 86th annual dinner capped off a season of exciting and educational new programming in the synagogue.

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Ezra Academy Spends Shabbos in West Hempstead

his past Shabbos was a memorable one for many Ezra Academy students, as the tenth and eleventh graders had their “Grade Shabbaton.” The Shabbaton started with an erev Shabbos activity of billiards and darts where the students were able to enjoy friendly competition with bragging rights. Following this the students headed to West Hempstead to their hosts. Several families throughout the community were excited to open their homes to Ezra students, showing them what Shabbos looks like in a religious home. After preparing for Shabbos, the hosts and students went to Beis Torah U’Tefillah, where they would daven throughout Shabbos. The davening was a memorable one for both the students and members of the shul. The tefilla, led by one of the Ezra rabbeim, was energetic. The singing was spirited and loud and led to a circle of people dancing around the bima following kabbalas Shabbos. When davening ended, the students and faculty had a beautiful Shabbos meal in the shul. With a mix of Sefardi and Ashkenazi zemirot and divrei Torah said by some of the students, the delicious food came in a distant second to the ruach and warmth that was felt. After the meal was over and bentching completed, they were inspired by Estee Ackerman, a resident of West Hempstead. Estee came to describe

her personal story of her success at ping pong. The students were impressed with her talent but even more so with her willingness to show her commitment and dedication to Shabbos by refusing to play in competitions on Shabbos, even when it meant losing out on medals! What made this so special was the fact that Estee is also a high school student, so it was all the more so relatable. The evening was far from over; an oneg Shabbos was next. Mr. and Mrs. Craig and Tia Baumel were more than gracious hosts. Tia, an Ezra alumnus herself, felt like she was giving back to Ezra, “It was these Shabbatons in Ezra that made me religious,” she said. With nosh galore, a 10th versus 11th grade trivia game (again for bragging rights) capped off by a dvar Torah, it was time to head back to the homes and get some rest.

morning Davening Shabbos was just as heartfelt and meaningful. The students then went back to their hosts’ homes to join them for the daytime seuda. Besides giving the students a chance to enjoy Ashkenazi food, it also allowed them for an opportunity to experience Shabbos on a more intimate level. An early Mincha, led by one of the students, allowed them to make their way to an oneg at the home of Dr. and Mrs. Yossi Lesser. The students were again enthralled by the life story of a resident of West Hempstead. Mr. Moshe Fundo told them about his quest for a higher meaning in life while in Soviet Russia, under the nose of the KGB. His journey took him through many different interesting stages, even that of a pastor in a church. The students were awestruck by his story. The Shabbaton then continued

at the home of Rabbi and Mrs. Steve Moskowitz. The students were able to relax a little before having Seuda Shelishit. Singing beautiful niggunim and sharing divrei Torah again made a deep impression on the students. Rabbi Moskowitz wrapped up with heartfelt word of inspiration before bentching, which then led to Maariv and havdalah. The Shabbaton was nearing its end but there was still a Melava Malka to be had. The students and staff reconvened at Beis Torah U’Tefilla for pizza and a kumzitz. Rabbi Yosef Newcomb led a beautiful kumzitz with singing and stories. The Shabbaton closed with two more divrei Torah, one by a student and one by one of the Rabbeim. When the students loaded the bus to head back to school their hearts and minds were filled with memories that will last a lifetime.

light remains onstage for the rest of the play and seems to be taunting our characters with the words “Paradise Open.” Paradise may be open, but it is just out of reach for each of our characters. Students were riveted by the performance. After the play, junior Batsheva Moskowitz, who was visibly

moved by the production’s emotional impact, commented, “I would definitely see this play again.” We thank English chair Mr. Sam Kintzer, English teacher Mr. Matt Fiorentino, and associate principal Mrs. Carole Tabin for chaperoning the students to this incredible theatrical experience.

Experiential Education at its Best

n Wednesday, March 22, forty students from the sophomore English Scholars and Honors, as well as the Advanced Placement junior and senior English classes, at HANC High School attended the Broadway production of Tennessee Williams’ The Glass Menagerie. Students in these classes spent the last quarter studying this wellknown play. This highly acclaimed production stars Sally Field, Joe Mantello, Finn Wittrock, and Broadway newcomer, Madison Ferris. The production, directed by Sam Gold, is unique in a number of ways. The absolute barebones stage that greets the audience immediately tells you that this production is going to be stark, visceral, and emotionally exposed. Joe Man-

tello, playing Tom, is twice the age of his character. In fact, he is much closer in age to that of his mother. As this is a memory play, Mr. Gold is letting us know that Tom will never shake free of the guilt of this memory. And perhaps the bravest performance on the stage is that of Madison Ferris playing Laura. Ms. Ferris is a handicapped actress with muscular dystrophy. Her getting in and out of her wheelchair (which she does numerous times through the play) is no easy feat, and we, the audience, feel the pain and humiliation of her character. Halfway through the play, the starkness of the set is disrupted when Tom brings on stage a garish neon light that represents the “Paradise Dance Hall” just down the alley. The

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At the annual siyum held at Mesivta Chaim Shlomo on the yahrtzeit of Maurice Lowinger a”h. His grandson, Dr. Yakov Lowinger, is seen speaking at the siyum. Seated at left is Rav Yaakov Bender; Rav Shlomo Avigdor Altusky is on the right.

Gurwin Adult Day Health Program Wins 2017 Best of Long Island Award

urwin Jewish Nursing & Rehabilitation Center is proud to announce that its Adult Day Health Program has been

named Long Island’s Best in Adult Day Health. The full-day medical model program, which opened its doors in 1989, offers comprehensive

medical and social services to frail, elderly and cognitively impaired residents of Nassau and Suffolk counties in a supervised, secure and enriching environment. “We are honored that Gurwin’s Adult Day Health program has been recognized as the Best on Long Island,” said Herbert H. Friedman, Gurwin’s Executive Vice President/ CEO. “At the core of the Adult Day Health program is our talented multidisciplinary staff whose compassion and dedication is evident in their person centered care and innovative programming. Their attentiveness to each participant’s individualized needs offers families respite from the demanding responsibilities of caregiving, and peace of mind knowing that their loved one is good hands. We are pleased that our staff and the program have been recognized for the outstanding care they provide for the residents of our local community.” Up to 133 individuals with varying health and cognitive challenges attend the program daily, which is located on Gurwin’s 67-acre campus within the renowned Gurwin Jewish Nursing & Rehabilitation Center. Medical and nursing care, rehabilitation therapy and a wide range of engaging therapeutic activities are offered for those who attend up to six days per week, supporting the physical, social and emotional needs of each participant.

According to Jeraldine Fedoriw, LMSW and Gurwin Adult Day Health Program Director, “Socialization and structure in a secure environment are key to helping those with physical and cognitive disabilities flourish. From the moment our buses pick them up in the morning, to the time they return home in the afternoon, our registrants are kept busy and engaged. Starting with a well-balanced breakfast, the day is fun-filled with hands-on activities such as painting, crafts, exercise, music and dancing. It is a stimulating day that gives our members a sense of belonging and oftentimes a renewed sense of purpose.” In addition to a full calendar of events and assistance with activities of daily living, Gurwin’s program offers access to its in-house clinic which provides a full array of health services including dental, ophthalmology, audiology and other specialty services. Other on-site amenities include access to the facility’s professional barber and beauty parlor and well-stocked gift shop for light shopping needs. “At the Gurwin Adult Day Health Program, our staff is proud to make a difference in the lives of those who attend our program each day,” Fedoriw adds. “I’m delighted for our staff that we’ve been named the Best on Long Island – it’s a well-deserved honor.”

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HAFTR High School annual Abraham Scharf z”l Mission to Poland. Students at the infamous gate of Auschwitz

SKA Science Olympiad Team

he Science Olympiad Team of the Stella K. Abraham High School for Girls made an incredible effort at the Olympiad held at Lander College for Men on Sunday, March 19, making 6th place out of 12 schools. The Olympiad provides opportunities for high school students in yeshivot and day schools to compete in events that test knowledge and skills associated with sci-

ence, engineering and technology. In addition to the trophy won by the SKA Team as a whole, Chaya Sara Bodek and Ayelet Aharon won first place in Chem Lab; Chani Berger, Shoshana Lunzer and Zisi Grossman won second place in Towers; Kayla Evans, Meira Steiner and Pnina Levin won third place in Electric Vehicle; Ayelet Klahr and Eliana Spiess won fourth place in Ecology; and

Shani Axelrod and Esther Miller won fourth place in Microbe Mission.

Congratulations to the SKA Team, their captains Chaya Sara Bodek and Ayelet

Klahr, and their coaches Mrs. Chana Glatt and Mrs. Dorit Tannenbaum!

Yeshiva Har Torah Students Advance to National Finals of Chidon HaTanach

wo Yeshiva Har Torah students – 6th grader, Eden Eini, and 7th grader, Zachary Kalker – have qualified as National Finalists for the Chidon HaTanach. The national phase of the Chidon, which some have called “Jewish Jeopardy,” is run by the Jewish Agency for Israel and will take place in May. The winners advance to the international championship in Israel. Eden and Zachary spent months studying the

assigned materials under the skillful tutelage of longtime YHT Jewish Studies teacher, Morah Shifra Chechik. Participants were responsible for studying over 70 perakim of Tanach. In all, approximately 400 students participated in U.S. regional finals. Kol ha’kavod and hatzlacha to them as they continue to study and grow in Torah learning! We wish them much luck at the National Finals.

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This past Sunday, at Learn & Live, the boys made a sefiras h’omar project: their very own sefira counter. This coming Sunday will feature “The L&L winter in review.” For more information regarding L&L email us at learnandlivefr@gmail.com.

Leil HaSeder Prep at Sh’eefa

or the past 12 years, Sh’eefa has been offering post-seminary women the chance to hear from phenomenal educators, local teachers as well as lecturers from abroad. It’s a chance to reconnect with friends and mentors and tap into true Torah inspiration. The shiur this past Sunday was no exception. With the incredible amount on each of our “to-do lists” leading up to Pesach, it was so admirable to witness the nearly one hundred women who gathered at Sh’eefa this past Sunday morning to spiritually prepare for yom tov. The women left their chores aside and soaked up words of Torah and chizuk from guest lecturer and renowned teacher from Eretz Yisroel Mrs. Shira Smiles. The shiur was entitled “Pesach: Seder, Higher Order.” Delicious refreshments were provided by Seasons. Mrs. Smiles began by explaining that the seder night is something that one never forgets. With so much to be said and done at the seder itself, we are challenged to ensure that it becomes an emotional connection with Hashem as well. She described the koach of the night, and how the words of the Haggadah have the ability to bring down miracles in our day in age. We have to not only go through the motions of the leil haseder, but also have the proper frame of mind to have the correct emotions as well. It’s a night not only to know, but to feel Hashem’s presence.

She discussed the song at the seder of Chad Gadya, and explained that Klal Yisroel is usually compared to sheep. Why is the last thing we are left with on seder night is a song about a g’di, a goat? Just as the goat jumps and leaps, the message of Pesach is to not stay where you are, but to use the emotions of the night to “jump” to new spiritual heights. She also used various sources on her clearly presented source sheets with numerous meforshim, to explain different inyanim that will surely enhance everyone’s seder experience. She left the women inspired to make the leil haseder meaningful to them. Thank you to program director Mrs. Aviva Zakutinsky for arranging these vital programs for the women in our community. Thank you to all of the donors and volunteers who make Sh’eefa possible. This coming Sunday, April 2 at 10:15 we look forward to hearing from Ms. Chevi Garfinkel; the shiur is entitled “Pesach Perspectives.” All Sh’eefa shiurim take place in the social hall of Aish Kodesh, 894 Woodmere Place. For more information about our shiurim, to dedicate a shiur or to sign up for our emails, please visit www. sheefa.org or call 516-6-SHEEFA. You can also follow Sh’eefa on instagram @sheefaseminary1.

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Color War at DRS

ast Thursday, the students of DRS took part in the school’s 4th Color War competition, but things were different this time around! This time, it was each grade for themselves. There were plenty of activities displaying the great creative talents of the students. The events began with intense games of Musical Chairs and Simon Says, which came down to the wire. During the Color War Chidon, students were given material from the Mishnah Berurah on hilchos Pesach, Shavuot, Sukkot and

Shabbos to study and were tested on it by Rabbi Storch. Throughout the day, students participated in skills competitions, Iron Chef, Yarn Hunt, Volleyball, Frisbee, and a variety of other miscellaneous activities. At the end of the day, exciting closing ceremonies included a comedy video, talent competition, theme presentations, and STOMP! The leadership, teamwork, and spirit were evident throughout the school. Congratulations to the junior grade on their narrow victory!

SKA Students Join 19,000 Pro-Israel Advocates at Aipac Policy Conference in Washington, D.C. Pictured L-R: Top: Mrs. Tamar Bindiger, Mimi Leifer, Sarah Kurtz, Ayelet Klahr and Leora Fenster; Bottom: Emma Greenbaum and Talia Wein; Not pictured: Shoshana Laufer

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Shulamith High School for Girls stands with Israel. The 10th grade students visited Washington and attended the AIPAC conference this week.

Kids of Courage Takes 50 Seriously Sick Children on Ski Adventure

t’s the moment Kids of Courage was waiting for…Ski Madness 2017! As we waved goodbye to a snowy New York on Thursday morning, March 16, we said hello to…an even snowier Connecticut! The first half of the day was spent in SportsCenter Connecticut, eating a scrumptious lunch, playing fun arcade games, winning prizes, running through the COOLEST laser tag and wheelchair ice skating! We then made our way back on the buses and headed to the DoubleTree by Hilton in Leominster, Massachusetts. We ate a delicious meal catered by Creations Caterers & Event Planners (thank you, Nosson Schultz and crew!) as a surprise guest joined our meal! Let’s just say it was a HUGE surprise when Donald Plump (yup, a Trump impersonator) walked into the dining room! He brought along Captain Jack Sparrow and Cinderella who we took pictures and chatted with. MAGICAL! It was followed by special photos with the great ESTI Photography. After such an exciting and jampacked day, we had one last activity to complete! The dining room was filled with dough as we braided and

baked challahs with our very own head nurse, Sara Miriam Kaplan! On Friday, the amazing couragers splished and splashed at an indoor waterpark, CoCo Key Boston North Shore! The group split up for the day, meeting back at the hotel for an absolutely amazing Shabbos! Ah, the serenity of Shabbos set in as everyone joined for a beautiful Friday night dinner in our Grand Ballroom. The singing (and eating, of course) sent everyone’s spirits soaring, making the feeling of Shabbos come alive. The oneg was such a nice ending

to the night, and everyone slept very well that night. Shabbos day brought fun games, good friends, and great food (how could we not mention it again?!). We had a blast playing steal the salami, charades and bingo! And let’s not forget Courager Aryeh Perlow’s epic speech about his love for Kids of Courage. Shabbos exited with the same beauty it entered, with every courager singing along to a gorgeous havdalah. If you think the fun stops there, think again. It’s time to party! Uri Davidi ROCKED K.O.C. with an EPIC

private concert just for us! There was dancing, singing, jumping and laughing as the room came alive. The dance floor did not stop shaking with everyone moving and shaking to the beat. After partying it up, it was time to retire to bed for an early wake up for ski day! Sunday was SKI DAY! We couldn’t wait to get to Mount Snow, we (literally) woke up at the crack of dawn and loaded the buses. Off we went to snowy Vermont. It was so great to see all our friends from Mount Snow and AbilityPLUS again. Everyone got their turn at shredding it and showing off their amazing skills on the slopes! What a rush! Fun was had by all! After a packed day of fun, we returned to the buses and started our adventure back home. Don’t worry, the fun didn’t stop there…each bus had a party on the way back! As we pulled up to Brooklyn, there were tears in everyone’s eyes as we said our goodbyes. But it isn’t really goodbye, it’s just see you later. Another successful adventure with Kids of Courage!

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HALB Mishna Siyum

abbi Libman, Rabbi Jacobs, and all the guests who came to HALB on Sunday had a tremendous amount of nachat watching the fourth grade talmidim celebrate their Mishna Siyum. The boys completed Mascheta Rosh Hashana while learning all about the halachot of shofar and the details of tefilla on Rosh Hashana. A sefer was compiled by the talmidim which included many divrei

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Torah which was presented to all the families who attended the beautiful breakfast. Along with divrei Torah the boys also learned songs taught by Mr. Sandy Shmuely and created artwork designed with Mrs. Felicia Bernstein that were relevant to the material in the Masechta. The auditorium was filled withÂ beautiful voices and song, and the tables looked very special â&#x20AC;&#x201C; yasher koach to everyone involved!

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eshivat Kol Yaakov just finished their two month science focus with their annual Science Research Presentation. This year Kol Yaakov focused on biology and our students were proud to host a KY Bio Expo where students presented their biology-focused research into a myriad of areas. Pre1A participated as well with a study on mammals, and first graders presented “papers” on plants, the parts of a plant and Science Observation Sheets on their plant experiments as well. Second grade studied the heart and each student did a paper explaining the parts and processes of the heart. Grades third through fifth decided on their own research “questions” and then followed the standard research process in “answering” those questions. Students had to accumulate at least three different “sources” of information to “answer” their research questions including speaking to experts such as doctors, scientists or teachers. It was an informative exercise for all students and parents relished the opportunity to see all student research on display at the KY Bio Expo.

Students also participated in an array of biology-oriented activities during science focus time. We had two doctors visit us to discuss their areas of health. Dr. Zaghi visited us to discuss disease prevention and staying healthy, and Dr. Kashani visited us to explain how to take care of our teeth and avoid gum disease and cavities. Boys also visited Alley Pond Park Environmental Center in two different groups. Older students enjoyed a presentation on arachnids and other animals along with a nature walk explaining local foliage and habitats. Younger students enjoyed a presentation on animal habitats and their relationship to seasons. Kol Yaakov also welcomed science presenter Rabbi Deutcher who spoke to both younger and older students and conducted science experiments with them. Teachers integrated science topics and research writing skills so that all boys produced valid pieces of science research at the Bio Expo. This is the second research paper that Kol Yaakov students do a year as a whole school activity. They do another research project in the fall that is social studies based. Kol Yaakov boys love to learn!

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HAFTR Artists Shine at the Evening of the Arts

t HAFTR, an education in the arts is as integral to student development as any academic subject. The arts stimulate curiosity, sharpen our senses, strengthen academic learning and encourage classroom interactions. An arts education builds 21st century skills including the four Cs: Creativity, Critical Thinking, Communication and Collaboration. Throughout the grades students are exposed to a well-rounded arts curriculum including classroom instruction in art and music, museum visits and special programs. The Evening of the Arts highlights a culmination of the fourth grade accomplishments in the arts. Last Wednesday night, the fourth grade artists and performers dazzled parents, grandparents and guests with a spectacular gala art exhibit and musical jazz repertoire. The lunchroom and gym were transformed into an elegant

art gallery. Guests were greeted by students at coat check. Ushers and tour guides helped guests navigate the galleries. White gloved students circulated with hot hors d’oeuvres as the guests enjoyed the art on display. During both art class and M.I. Time, students emulated the works of Alberto Giacometti, Edgar Degas, Keith Haring, Vassily Kandinsky, Gustav Klimt, Kessler Woodward, Sonya Delaunay, Romero Britto, Bridget Riley and Victor Vasarely and Vincent van Gogh. There was also a multimedia exhibit from the students’ trip to the

Lower East Side and the Eldridge Street Synagogue. As you entered the corridor leading in to the gallery, the walls were lined with amazing Giacometti sculptures, each depicting the unique interests of our students. Guests were drawn to the sound and light show that accompanied the “Starry Night over Jerusalem” mural made of thousands of bottle caps that were collected by students over the past few years. Thank you to high school student Jeremy Haft for programming the lights and music. As the lights dimmed,

guests were ushered to their seats to be “jazzed up” by the grade-wide musical performance. The program began with an introduction by Ms. Hammer. As the procession of students filed on stage, Kayla Fauziev accompanied them with a piano rendition of Last Chance Blues, by Martha Mier. Students narrated, sang, danced and played their recorders as guests swung to the music. The musical program included a combination of both classical jazz songs as well as some Hebrew songs. Some of the musical artists included in the

performance were the Gershwins, Irving Berlin, Duke Ellington and Irving Mills. One of the highlights was the song “Schar Mitzvah” by Elie Schwalb, accompanied by a video showing how HAFTR students know “that the reward for a mitzvah is a mitzvah, and there is no limit to that reward!” The evening ended with a reprise from Magic To Do, by Stephen Schwartz. Applause rang out in the auditorium and the students’ faces were beaming as they took a bow. Mrs. Naomi Maron gave hakarat hatov to Mrs. Royce Maron, Mrs. Jill Goldstein, and Mrs. Janet Goldman for inspiring our students with an awareness and love for the arts. Thank you also to the entire fourth grade staff and Ms. Tova Zucker for the guidance and countless hours spent preparing for the Evening of the Arts. We also thank the many generous sponsors that made the evening such a success.

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YOSS at The Living Torah Museum

he seventh grade of Yeshiva of South Shore went with their Rebbe, Rabbi Shmuel Judowitz, to visit The Living Torah Museum in Brooklyn. The trip was in honor of their siyum on Maseches Taanis. At the museum the boys were able to experience authentic Torah artifacts and visit the Great Torah Personality Gallery where they learned amazing facts about the lives of our leaders. Afterwards, the entire class ate a delicious lunch at Mendelsohn’s Pizza.

The Camp $cholarship Fund Color Run

n March 26, at Baldwin Park, The Camp Scholarship’s Fund had their first color run. It was a beautiful turnout with 200 girls and women from TAG and SKA. The TAG families’ color run was under the auspicious of Mrs. Briendy Judowitz and the SKA run was endorsed by Rabbi Zakutinsky. There was a backdrop, step and repeat that was sponsored by Rochel Rena Moskowitz’s speech center, with props for pictures designed by our very own marketing director Raizy Kutner and a show mobile with the talented DJ Jon, setting the tone for this special charity event. Shira Stern photography was on hand taking pictures for great future memories. We want to thank these people for volunteering their time. The delicious drinks and refreshments were sponsored by Gourmet Glatt. The achdus, hugs and love was

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they saw firsthand that age has nothing to do with chessed. You can always help out your fellow Jew no matter how old you are. Who does this organization help? Children who are from middle class homes that fall into the in-between bracket and cannot afford to get any type of subsides are able to benefit. The Camp $cholarship Fund steps in and takes over paying their summer camp tuition bill. The families have no idea that they will be getting help because it is done in a very discrete manner through the rabbis in the communities and the parents get a call saying that their summer tuition is being taken care of. A summer camp is an important experience for every child to have in order to help mold their middos and social interactions while in a “kosher” environment spearheaded with a Torah foundation. This organization helped 14 children the first year that it began and has doubled every summer since. The Camp Scholarship Fund is backed by LIFE, which is founded by Rabbi Simcha Lefkowitz. We thank all of those who have gotten involved already and those who will begin to join us in this special organization. Please note that the money that is raised is given straight to help children go to camp in the summer and no salaries are taken by any staff. You can help support this worthy cause and get involved like these young adults! If you are interested please email us at tcsfkids@gmail. com.

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Midreshet Shalhevet students Rachel Fishbein, Aviva Chait, and Zahava Fertig with Rabbi Zev Meir Friedman at AIPAC

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n March 14, six Midreshet Shalhevet students boarded a plane to Israel to run in the Jerusalem Marathon as Yachad’s #teamMSHsabers with their favorite coach, Ilona Kreitner. After months of fundraising for Yachad, the students were so happy to have reached their fundraising goal for this amazing organization and were excited for the inclusion experience they were about to embark on. From the moment they landed in Israel, they were touring Jerusalem with Yachad members, and they learned the true meaning of togetherness and inclusion. As soon as they landed, the students were treated to a true Israeli dinner of pita, salatim, pargit, and falafel before checking into the hotel to get some much needed rest. On Thursday the MSH students, along with members of Yachad and other marathon participants, went to the Kotel to daven, and on a walking tour of the Old City, and participated in the Pizza for Soldiers program. “To see how the girls took in the enormity of what the Kotel stands for and their intrigue in

the history of the Old City was a very rewarding experience for me as an educator,” Coach Kreitner said. Friday morning was the Marathon! Senior Sarah Schindler got up super early to participate in the half marathon, while the other students, senior Noey Semel (Belle Harbor), and juniors Allie Eidlisz (Brooklyn), Rachelli Klein (Lawrence), Sabina Korman (West Hempstead), and Shana Schapira (Brooklyn), got a little extra sleep before they participated in the 10K portion of the marathon. They all passed the finish line before finishing their trip with an inspirational Shabbaton with Yachad member, and their families in Jerusalem. Shabbat davening and singing was led by the IDF Chazan and Rabbinical Choir, and the girls heard from speakers including firsthand experiences from Yachad members of what it means to grow up with special needs and how they overcame and lead full independent lives. In the afternoon, they took Yachad kids to the park for games. Shabbat was an amazing experience for all.

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HAFTR Seniors are Intel ISEF Finalists

AFTR seniors Gila Schein and Rachel Sacks are first place winners in the bio-engineering category of the Long Island Science and Engineering Fair and have been designated as finalists to compete in the Intel International Science and Engineering Fair to be held this year from May 14 to May 19 in Los Angeles, California. Each year, more than 7 million high school students around the globe develop original research projects and present their work at local science competitions with the hope of making it to the Intel International Science and Engineering Fair, a program of Society for Science & the Public. Only the best and brightest – approximately 1,750 winners of local, regional, state, and national competitions – are invited to participate in this week-long celebration of science, technology, engineering, and math. At the event, these young innovators share ideas, showcase cutting-edge research, and compete for more than $4 million in awards and scholarships.

Rachel and Gila created gold and silver nanoparticles embedded in graphene (single-layer carbon atom) sheets and incorporated them into a polymer to observe whether they have an effect on the structures as well as the differentiation of dental pulp derived cells. They found that the gold composite increased protein adhesion to the surfaces, while both the gold and carbon sheets seemed

to start to induce dental pulp differentiation into bone cells. Their research shows exciting promise for synthetically produced polymer scaffolds to be used for the repair of biological tissue and the development of bone grafts for transplantation. The HAFTR scientists published their research in a professional refereed journal, Materials Research Society Advances, and were also awarded Siemens Competition Semifinalist status for their work. They conducted their research at the Garcia Summer Scholars Program of Stony Brook University under the direction and guidance of Dr. Miriam Rafailovich. In addition, they were mentored by Dr. Marcia Simon, Vincent Ricotta, and Rebecca Isseroff. Gila and Rachel worked the entire summer in the Stony Brook

laboratories and continued to go in to conduct additional experiments throughout the fall and even as recently as last month. Showing tremendous motivation, they were able to deal with research setbacks and not lose sight of the goals they set out to accomplish. For example, they once came into Stony Brook to analyze cell cultures that had been growing for a week and were hopeful to find some interesting results. When they got to the lab they discovered that a graduate student had looked at their cultures, saw that the cells had lifted off the substrate, and without consulting the students had deemed the experiment a failure and poured bleach over all the cells, killing them and eliminating any chance of analyzing the results. Although they were a bit taken aback, they kept both their cool and resolve and continued to forge ahead in their experiments and data analysis. The two are such good friends and work so well together that they look strikingly alike and many think they are twins, although they are not related at all. After graduating from HAFTR, Gila will be spending a year in Israel studying at Midreshet Harovah before attending the Massachusetts Institute of Technology for her undergraduate degree; and Rachel will spend the year in Israel at the Torah Vaavodah Institute before attending Columbia University.

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Torah Thought

Parshas Vayikra By Rabbi Berel Wein

he Torah emphasizes in the opening words of this week’s Torah reading that G-d, so to speak, called out to Moshe to instruct him in the laws and strictures of sacrifices in the Temple service. What is the significance of “calling out” – which always implies doing so by name, such as by parents naming their child – instead of the usual verses beginning that G-d, so to speak, “spoke” or “addressed” Moshe? The answer lies in the exclusive nature of the word “vayikra.” It de-

special about being a Jew, the elusive spiritual component that we all wish to capture and experience. We are reminded that simple faith is not so simple after all. To hear the Heavenly call, other noises in our lives have to be diminished. Heaven speaks to us in a small, still voice, in the sound of our parents’ and ancestors’ voices, in the intimacy of family and purpose. The idea of sacrifice is primarily exhibited and found in the entity of the family. The relationship in a marriage, of raising children, of honoring

space, physical presence and material goods. If left to our own base, selfish nature we can never get to the point of hearing and acting on our calling. We are left to be influenced by the thunderous noises that permeate our society and social environment. We must always strain to hear the still, small voice that speaks to us individ-

To hear the Heavenly call, other noises in our lives have to be diminished.

notes a personal message, a sense of privacy and intimacy between the caller and the one who is being called. One notices that this is the same word used in describing the Heavenly voice that called out to Moshe from the burning bush at the beginning of his eternal mission. It connotes a relationship between the parties, a sense of personal uniqueness, with the absence of any possibility of randomness in the encounter between the two. Closeness to Heaven, a relationship to G-d and eternity, lies at the heart of Jewish tradition. It is what makes one feel

and caring for parents and others all entail substantial personal sacrifice. For a person to feel noble and blessed in performing these sacrifices – as most are required on a constant and even grinding basis – one needs to feel a personal calling. Love for another human being is such a calling. It enables us to perform immense sacrifices without a whimper of complaint. Love is really the calling out of one person to another person. It is the reflection of the constant echo of G-d, so to speak, calling out to us in our earthly lives. That calling transcends time and

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From the Fire

Parshas Vayikra The Sweetness of Truth By Rav Moshe Weinberger Adapted for publication by Binyomin Wolf

t is Divine Providence that in the parsha, which occurs before Pesach, we read the pasuk (Vayikra 2:11), “You shall not place chometz in any meal offering that you offer to Hashem, because you may not burn any leavening or honey in a burnt offering to Hashem.” We can understand why we may not place chometz in the incense offering, or the meal offering, because, as the Sefer HaChinuch (Mitzvah 117) explains, chometz is the symbol of arrogance. In the words of the Sefer HaChinuch, “Because leavening lifts itself up [and may therefore not be offered with the incense or a meal offering] to hint at the fact that haughtiness of the heart is an abomination to Hashem.” This is the opposite of the matzah, which is the bread of poverty, a symbol of humility and self-effacement. The Maharal explains that the bread of poverty is the bread of liberty and redemption because it is a simple bread and (Gevuros Hashem, Chapter 51): “The redemption did not occur because of [anything in] this world; rather, because of the upper, simple world.” This is why when the Kohein Gadol entered the Holy of Holies on Yom Kippur he did so only wearing the white, simple garments.

When a person wants to access holiness, he must negate his exaggerated sense of self and approach G-d with simplicity; with matzah, and not with chometz. It is more difficult, however, to understand why we may not put honey into the incense or meal offerings, which would seemingly make those offerings even more of a pleasing fragrance to Hashem. In this regard, the Sefer HaChinuch explains that this is a lesson to those that constantly seek sweetness in everything of this world “according to the ways of the pleasure seekers and fressers who are drawn after everything sweet.” They should know that not everything has to be as sweet, delicious, and fragrant as they can make it. It would appear that avoiding excessive sweetness is not something that applies only to physical pleasures. The Chinuch is teaching us that this applies to spiritual matters as well. Even in matters of Torah and mitzvos, our service of Hashem should not be dependent on how easy or good things feel. Rather, the sweetest aspect of our service of Hashem should be the very act of serving Hashem. Rav Moshe Chaim Luzzatto, in Mesilas Yesharim (Piety) explains

that there is nothing technically wrong with a person serving Hashem in order to merit to achieve closeness with Hashem, delight in Hashem, or some worldly reward for his service. These types of motivations, he explains, are not the true purpose of serving Hashem because such a person’s service is ultimately for his own personal benefit. “Rather, the true purpose is found among those pious people who work and toil to fulfill Hashem’s will, who serve Hashem only for the sake of increasing the honor of the Master of the World ... [and such people] are pained by anything that diminishes from that honor.”

Sweetness in Service The words of the Rambam on this subject are themselves sweet as honey. The following teaching is one of those that deserve to be placed on a sign in every Jew’s home (Hilchos Teshuva 10:2): “Those who serve Hashem out of love, learn Torah, do mitzvos, and live according to the paths of wisdom do not do so because of anything in the world or because of a fear of punishment or in order to receive some benefit. Rather, they live according to the truth because it is true, although in the end, good will

come to them because of it.” According to this principle, we can understand another reason for the prohibition against placing honey in the incense and meal offerings. Rav Kook explains the following portion relating to the incense offering in the Siddur: “Bar Kapara further taught that were they to put a measure of honey [into the incense], the smell [would be so wonderful] that no one would be able to withstand it. Why don’t we then mix honey [into the incense]? Because the Torah says (Vayikra 2:11), ‘You may not burn any leavening or honey in a burnt offering to Hashem.’” Rav Kook points out that Bar Kapara’s answer to his own question seems to beg a question. One could say “because the Torah said so” to answer any question ever asked. The real question is why the Torah said not to offer honey with the incense. How, then, is Bar Kapara’s answer satisfying? Rav Kook explains by emphasizing that a Jew must know that the sweetness of the incense comes from only one thing: “because the Torah said so.” The word of Hashem is the source of all sweetness in the world and in our lives and we do not require any other reasons. We perform our service of Hashem because we “live

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according to the truth because it is true.” Bar Kapara is teaching us that we don’t need to seek out the reason why Hashem forbade the intense sweetness of the smell of honey in the incense. Even if a person would put honey into the incense to make it so sweet that no one could stand before the fragrant smell, the simple act of keeping the will of Hashem by not putting the honey into the incense is even sweeter. It is known that Reb Zusha of Anapoli was almost never able to listen to a complete lesson given by his rebbe the Maggid of Mezrich. The Maggid would begin each lesson by quoting a pasuk, “Hashem spoke to Moshe saying...” Immediately, Reb Zusha would rise to his feet and exclaim, “Did you hear that? Hashem Himself spoke to a human being!! Gevalt!” He would then carry on until the chassidim had to carry him out of the room so that the Maggid could complete the lesson. Years later, Rav Baruch of Mezibuz was recounting this recurring event to his chassidim, and they began to snicker and laugh at Reb Zusha. Rav Baruch admonished them, “If you knew what it meant to hear the word of Hashem like Reb Zusha did, you would also not need to hear anything else! That would be sweet and pleasant enough for you!”

Sweet and Bitter We see this idea in a strange incident involving the prophet Yechezkel as well. Hashem commanded him to “eat” a scroll called the “the scroll of the destruction of the Jewish people,” which was filled with lamentations, suffering, and weeping. Yechezkel did as Hashem commanded and he ate the scroll. Suffering is generally something we consider bitter, but Yechezkel said (3:3) “and in my mouth it was sweet like honey.” Even the bitter and difficult decrees of Hashem can be sweet with the recognition that they are the word and will of Hashem. The prophet Yirmiyah endured suffering and humiliation from the moment he accepted the “job” of serving as Hashem’s prophet to warn the Jewish people of their pending downfall if they did not do teshuva. Yirmiyah said (15:15-16), “Know that I bear humiliation because of You [Hashem]. I have found Your words and ‘eaten’ them and Your words

have been to me for joy and gladness of heart because Your Name is called upon me.” Although Yirmiyah experienced nothing but suffering for his prophecies, he exulted in the knowl-

the greatest sweetness is found in the Code of Jewish Law, when one connects to Hashem by keeping the will of Hashem because it is Hashem’s will, and who lives according to the

Immediately, Reb Zusha would rise to his feet and exclaim, “Did you hear that? Hashem Himself spoke to a human being!! Gevalt!” edge that he was receiving and carrying out the word of Hashem, which was the sweetest thing in the world to him. Even now, as we begin preparing for Pesach in earnest, we experience the sweetest bitterness. As the old song, Al Kol Eleh goes, “Al ha’devash v’al hakovetz, al ha’mar v’ha’matok, over the honey and the thorns, over the bitter and the sweet...” There is nothing sweeter than cleaning for Pesach in order to live according to the truth because it is true. There is no greater lesson for our children than when a child asks his or her parents why they are working so hard, why this time is different from any other time, and those parents, covered in sweat, answer that it is “because the Torah said so.” Rosh Chodesh Nissan is also the day on which the Mishkan was inaugurated, which Chazal say was the most joyous day since the creation of the world. It was also the day the sons of Aharon, the tzaddikim Nadav and Avihu, died when they brought a sacrifice (Vayikra 10:1) “which Hashem did not command them.” Chazal offer a variety of explanations of the exact nature of their sin. Usually, when many reasons are offered, it is because the reasons are not entirely clear. We see one thing from the pasukim, however, which is that they were killed because they sought to add some extra level of sweetness in their service of Hashem, but “which Hashem did not command them.” At the seder, we say “What does the wise son say? ‘What are the testimonies, decrees, and ordinances which Hashem, your G-d, has commanded you?’ You should then teach him the halachos, the laws, of Pesach...” A wise person knows that

truth because it is true. When we recognize the sweetness in things because of the simple fact that they come from Hashem, we will see the sweetness even in hard work or suffering. There is a story of the Kotzker Rebbe at the seder. One year, it appeared as if he was going to skip marror and go straight to the meal. The chassidim at the table signaled to the Avnei Nezer, the Kotzker’s son-in-law, to say something. So the Avnei Nezer approached his fa-

ther-in-law and said, “Marror?” The Kotzker then slammed his fist on the table and yelled, “Marror fressers! Marror fressers! Marror snackers!” over and over again. The chassidim became frightened and all of them ran out except for the Avnei Nezer. When the Kotzker stopped yelling, he explained that there was enough suffering and bitterness in the world that we do not need to ask for it. He did not forget about marror, but was trying to accomplish something which would end the bitterness. G-d willing, may we merit to live according to the truth because it is the truth, and by keeping Hashem’s will simply “because the Torah said so,” we will soon merit to live in a time when all of our tears will be turned to joy with the coming of Moshiach, may he arrive soon in our days. Rav Moshe Weinberger, shlita, is the founding Morah d’Asrah of Congregation Aish Kodesh in Woodmere, NY, and has served as Mashpia in Yeshiva University since 2013.

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Payback Time By Rabbi Jonathan Gewirtz

esach is almost upon us, and with it comes one of the most important lessons in life. All the plagues visited upon the Egyptians were representative of things they had done to the Jews. While on Purim we had a number of those examples as well, on Pesach it is one of the primary themes of the festival – payback. What is payback all about? It’s not about revenge. Actually, it’s a Divine kindness. Hashem acts with us midda k’neged midda, measure for measure. He does things to us to make us reflect our own actions. This is a form of communication from Heaven you can get without people thinking you belong in an insane asylum. By sending us challenges and difficulties that have some connection to what we’ve done wrong, we can fix our actions. There’s another payback that I thought of recently. Someone came to my house and I was supposed to pay him cash. Before I got back from the bank he’d finished and moved onto his next job. I called over there, as I knew the homeowner, and he said it was fine to come over. When I came in with the payment, the worker said pleasantly, “Oh, like this was so important to do tonight. I could have gotten it from you another time.” My reply was that it was so important to do that day that Hashem made it a mitzvah in the Torah! There’s a story about the Chofetz Chaim that he

had a worker do a job for him and when he paid him that day he danced a little jig to himself repeating the words of the posuk, “B’yomo titain s’charo, on that day shall you pay his wages!” I thought about it. The worker didn’t think it was such a big deal to pay him right away (OK, he trusted me) and it’s likely that a person wouldn’t think it was such a big deal. That’s precisely why Hashem made it a mitzvah, because we might not do it and it’s really a bigger deal than we’d imagine. Remember how Hashem was so

have?” The shaila was whether he had to pay for the ad since he hadn’t gotten the kind of response he expected. Of course, the rabbi told the man he had to pay, but despite that, this “frum” deadbeat never made payment. Now, I wondered: “payback.” This fellow somehow thought he might not be liable to pay for what he purchased because he didn’t get the return on investment he expected. Maybe the reason he didn’t was because he was careless about paying what he himself owed! Just as he didn’t care about someone else’s

I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure which team I’d rather be on.

determined that the Jews should leave Egypt with great wealth since that was His promise to Avraham? Of course Avraham knew Hashem was “good for it” but still Hashem insisted on paying on time. When I mentioned the story to one of my publishers, he told me a story that was the polar opposite. He had a client who advertised in his paper. When he called the fellow for money, the client said he had to ask a shaila. “What kind of a shaila do you

business, Hashem made people not care about his. If Hashem, Who gives us everything and is certainly trustworthy, made sure to pay his “debt” on time, how much should we, who may not be as trustworthy, be sure to do the same? It might mean that we are actually looking out for our own best interests by looking out for others’ best interests. Not only that, but by doing so we’re showing Hashem that we trust Him to take care of us

and know that we don’t need to be petty about our money. In fact, holding onto what is rightly someone else’s only hurts us. Of course, when someone does this to us, we need to ask ourselves why it’s happening. In what way might we have been remiss in this regard? Pesach is a perfect time for working on this. We know that Hashem shows His trustworthiness to take care of those who’ve been wronged and exacts payment from those who’ve wronged others. I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure which team I’d rather be on. So, this year, let’s not just clean up our homes for Pesach. Let’s clean up our acts and our interactions with others, and then we can expect payback from G-d – and we may very well leave the Yom Tov with much more than we started with.

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Make No Make No Mistake About It Mistake About It By Eytan Kobre By Eytan Kobre

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Shmuel explained to the woman that, while her intentions certainly were noble, her habit broke with protocol, and she should stop joining the men for kedusha. Confident in her sin-free life and her pure intentions, the woman nonetheless continued as before. On the night of Asara B’Teves, an old man with a long white beard appeared to the woman in a dream. My name is Shalom Sharabi. Today is the day on which I passed away, and I have been sent to you from Above to warn that if you continue to defy the instructions of R’ Shmuel Salant, you will fall on Tu B’Shvat… The woman awoke in a sweat. She knew that it was the yahrtzeit of the saintly R’ Shalom Sharabi, and her dream gave her much pause, at least initially. Still, back in shul, she could not help but revert to her old habit. It was just a dream, she rationalized.

And, with time, she put the whole episode out of her mind. Some time later, she ventured beyond the walls of the Old City, when she came upon a stately home in the Nachalas Shiv’a neighborhood. The front courtyard gateway was emblazoned with the words, “Shema Yisrael,” so she assumed that it must be the home of some wealthy and righteous man who might support her meager existence. Indeed, a kind-looking man opened the front door and ushered her in, insisting that she join him for a special meal in honor of Tu B’Shvat. After the meal, the host revealed a devilish grin. “Are you aware, lady, that you have just eaten pig meat?” The woman shook uncontrollably. “Pig? What? How?” “Do you not know who I am?” the host boasted roguishly. “I am the famous missionary, Shlomo Roten-

stein!” The distraught woman hurried to R’ Shmuel Salant. Tears streaming down her face, she told of her dream, of the warning of R’ Shalom Sharabi, and how she had unwittingly eaten pig meat. After consoling her, R’ Shmuel Salant told her to use her unwitting sin as an opportunity to rectify her “errant” behavior. From then on, she no longer joined the men for kedusha. And beginning that year, she opened her home to the poor and righteous, showering them with all sorts of delicacies so that they would make blessings and speak words of Torah for the elevation of the soul of R’ Sholom Sharabi…and for the atonement of her unintentional sin. * * *

To take seriously even our unwitting sins also means capitalizing on the opportunity to make positive course corrections. Unintended sins can help us rethink what we’ve done in the past. They can help us chart a new course for the future. For some, they can be transformed into good deeds (Bava Metzia 33b). And, rather than continuing the chain reaction of sin, they can set off a domino effect in the right direction. As for my speeding ticket? I don’t know if it was the outgrowth of some previous traffic offense or the result of plain inattentiveness. But I won’t be doing it again any time soon.

Eytan Kobre is a writer, speaker, mediator, and attorney living in Kew Gardens Hills. Questions? Comments? Suggestions? E-mail eakobre@outlook.com.

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Rabbi Tzvi Hirsch Ferber In His Own Words PART I: MEMORIES OF MY YOUTH IN SLABODKA

The early rabbis of Kovno and Slabodka By Rabbi Pini Dunner

The Appointment of Rabbi Moshe Danishevsky

fter the two-year period was over, the community leadership of Slabodka called together a big public meeting, which was attended by Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan. At that meeting he recommended the appointment of Rabbi Moshe Danishevsky, who at the time was chief rabbi of Butrimantz, to the vacant rabbinic position in Slabodka. But there was pushback from the people at the meeting, some of whom claimed Rabbi Danishevsky wasn’t such a great speaker. Another group at the meeting pushed for the appointment of Rabbi Yitzchak Yaakov Rabinowitz, who was then teaching at the yeshiva and was known for his great knowledge and exceptional intellect. Some of the people were suspicious that Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan was rooting for Rabbi Danishevsky because he did not want the chief rabbi of Slabodka to be a greater scholar than his own son, Rabbi Tzvi Hirsch, who would eventually inherit the rabbinate of neighboring Kovno when he died. Others were of the opinion that his support for Rabbi Danishevsky was due to the latter’s wealthy relation in Kovno, the charitable and devout Shlomo Azinski, who was heavily lobbying for his rel-

ative’s appointment. In the end Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan made it clear that he did not have any kind of secret agenda regarding Rabbi Danishevsky’s appointment. On the contrary, his support was motivated by his view that Rabbi Danishevsky was a superb choice, and an able halachic expert,

constantly studying Torah. He died in 5669 (1909). Rabbi Aaron Kotler told me that he once heard from his father-inlaw, Rabbi Isser Zalman Meltzer, that Rabbi Moshe Danishevsky had previously visited Kovno on a fundraising visit after his hometown of Butrimantz was destroyed in a fire.

case recorded in his pamphlet, he informed Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan of every relevant opinion from the entire range of rabbinic literature. The chief rabbi was extremely impressed by his visitor’s vast knowledge, and from that moment on they maintained a close friendship.

The Terrible Fire in Slabodka

No words can describe the kindness of Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan, a man who completely devoted his entire life to the welfare of the Jewish people.

someone who could rule on any halachic matter correctly. Personally, he said, he would be delighted to have someone like him in such close proximity so that they could discuss halachic issues together. And the fact is – he was absolutely right! Even if it was true that Rabbi Yitzchak Yaakov Rabinowitz, who was later chief rabbi of Gorzhd and eventually Ponevezh, was greater than Rabbi Moshe Danishevsky in terms of his intellect, when it came to halachic expertise Rabbi Moshe was probably a greater expert than him. He was the author of a book of halachic rulings, “Be’er Moshe”, and was extremely righteous and pure,

Before he left for Kovno he took with him a manuscript pamphlet he had written about an agunah case he had recently presided over, so that he could reread and edit it during his trip. When he eventually arrived at his host in Kovno, he read through the pamphlet and corrected it. Soon afterwards he visited Kovno’s chief rabbi, Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan Spektor, who by chance happened to be considering a difficult agunah case. Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan asked his visitor to go through the details of the case with him, and when Rabbi Danishevsky heard that the issues were identical to the ones he had dealt with in the

During the two-year gap between Rabbi Yitzchak Meir’s passing and the new rabbi’s appointment a terrible catastrophe occurred – most of the town of Slabodka was destroyed in an appalling fire. The houses in Slabodka were all built of wood, and before the firefighters were able to get to Slabodka from Kovno the raging fire had already destroyed everything. The houses were also built very close to each other, in addition to which it was in the middle of the summer and the houses were very dry from the heat of the sun, which resulted in the fire advancing very rapidly. Among the buildings that were destroyed was the beautiful old synagogue, as well as the synagogue where the Hasidim prayed, the Kirzner prayer house, and another two prayer houses. The devastation was utterly catastrophic, and I remember it very clearly. Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan wept bitterly when he visited the town and saw the destruction and devastation. It wasn’t clear who was responsible for the fire, which meant that ev-

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Rabbi Moshe Danishevsky (1830-1910)

eryone affected was left both homeless and penniless. Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan immediately launched a campaign to raise money to assist those who had been affected by the fire, and he offered to help in any way he could. No words can describe the kindness of Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan, a man who completely devoted his entire life to the welfare of the Jewish people. The town of Slabodka was rebuilt after the fire, but it was now much smaller than it had been before the fire and would never return to its former glory. Sadly, the synagogues and prayer houses were never rebuilt.

The main synagogue of Kovno, where Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan prayed daily for 32 years, as it looks today

rim, before the Megillah was read, we recited psalms in a very mournful voice, and mentioned his name – Harav Yitzchak Elchanan ben Rachel. Medical professors were brought in from Berlin and St. Petersburg to see if they could do anything to help.

for eulogizers, and in fact they were utterly superfluous, as everyone felt that they had personally been orphaned, and they were able to cry and eulogize this tragedy no less than any professional eulogizer. As it was a Friday, and it was also raining, it was not possible for there

There was no need for eulogizers, and in fact they were utterly superfluous, as everyone felt that they had personally been orphaned.

The Passing of Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan Spektor In Adar 5656 (1896) – about a month after the passing of Rabbi Yerucham Yehuda Leib Pearlman, the “Gadol” of Minsk, whose eulogizers in Kovno had hinted that Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan was too weak to deliver a eulogy, adding that the community should pray for his health – news emerged that the great rabbi was suffering from a life-threatening kidney disease. Bearing in mind his advanced age, and the fact that he was already so weak, everyone was extremely worried by the news, and it set off a panic throughout the Jewish world, and particularly in Kovno and Slabodka. I remember that Pu-

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People constantly milled around outside the rabbi’s house, desperate to find out how he was doing, and notices were regularly posted on the front gate to report on his condition. But the gates of Heaven were closed, and on Friday Adar 21, 5696 (1896), splendor left the House of Israel, and Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan Spektor was summoned to the Heavenly realm. I remember that bitter day very clearly. I attended his funeral. The crowd in attendance was gigantic. Everyone was crying. Tears flowed like a river as we all mourned the loss of the Prince of Torah. There was no need

to be numerous lengthy eulogies. The few eulogies that there were began at the old synagogue in Kovno, where the late rabbi had prayed daily for 32 years. His son Rabbi Tzvi Hirsch delivered the first one, and after he was done, Rabbi Moshe Danishevsky gave a eulogy, delivered in a weeping, bitter voice. At the cemetery, Rabbi Tzvi Hirsch eulogized his father again. It was a remarkable eulogy and revealed his profound wisdom in every sphere. Each word was brilliant, and his voice was pure and clear. I can still remember each and every precious word he uttered. Among

the other eulogizers were the saintly scholar Rabbi Yitzchak Blazer; Rabbi Tzvi Yaakov Oppenheim, chief rabbi of Kelm; and Rabbi Binyamin Meisell, chief rabbi of Paneman. Rabbi Shabsi Marim spoke inside the cemetery chapel where the chevra kadisha ritually cleansed the bodies before burial. “Rabbi, rabbi,” he cried out, “in exactly this spot you once ruled that an agunah was free to remarry!” recalling the occasion when Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan was at a funeral at the cemetery and suddenly remembered that he needed to respond to this urgent agunah question. He had immediately entered the cemetery chapel and composed a response on the spot, so that the matter was dealt with. Another eulogizer was Dr. Feinberg, the rabbi’s personal physician, who delivered his address in classical Hebrew. A representative of Kovno Kollel, Chaim Tchernowitz, also eulogized the rabbi; he was the one who later drifted away from traditional Judaism and became known as “Rav Tzair.” After the week of mourning was over, Rabbi Yitzchak Elchanan’s son, Rabbi Tzvi Hirsch Rabinowitz, was appointed to replace his father as the rabbi.

To be continued...

Rabbi Pini Dunner is the Rav of Young Israel North Beverly Hills in California.

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My First Chabad Wedding By Elana Dure

ammy – the woman who hosted me for my first Shabbat lunch in Petach Tikva – recently invited me to her son’s wedding. “I thought you might like to see what a Chabad wedding is all about,” she told me. I was ecstatic. Not only was it my first Chabad wedding, but it was my first wedding in Israel altogether. I didn’t know what to expect, but was eager to find out. The day of the big event, my roommates and I scurried around the apartment looking for appropriate attire. Since I’m the apartment’s only Modern Orthodox Jew, my roommates continuously turned to me for approval. “Is this skirt long enough? Is this shirt too bright?” I’m not an expert on Chabad customs, but I told them what I was familiar with and after an hour or so we were “Chabad ready.” In a hurry to arrive to the wedding on time, we ditched our hourlong travel plan of taking a bus and train and decided to splurge on a taxi instead. The 30-minute car ride to Kfar Chabad, a Lubavitch village in central Israel, was filled with anticipation and excitement.

We pulled up to the wedding hall, an extension of the village’s yeshiva, and skipped giddily toward the entrance. According to the invitation, Kabbalat Panim should have started a half hour before we arrived. I figured that made us fashionably late

and greeted us warmly. “You’re very early,” she said. “Grab a seat.” And so, for the next hour, my roommates and I played with Tammy’s grandchildren while we watched the family members pose. We were basically free babysitters –

As a lone fiddler played solemn tunes, the bride and groom received seven blessings and listened to a recorded message from the Rebbe.

and told my roommates we probably made it just in time to score some goodies from the smorgasbord before it cleared out. To my surprise, I was very wrong. I didn’t see any food in the hall. I also didn’t see any guests. Instead, I saw Tammy posing with her family and new daughter-in-law as the wedding photographer shouted commands. “Stand taller. Smile wider. Scoot over to the left.” Tammy noticed us at the doorway

something Tammy, my roommates and I all appreciated. After what seemed like a while, the Kabbalat Panim ceremony finally commenced. The beautiful bride sat in her throne, her face covered by a thick veil, as the groom walked down the aisle with his parents, each holding a lit candle, before he lifted the white cloth, revealing his bride’s face. The intimate ceremony felt even more private than usual because the

only guests in attendance were close family members – and us! Immediately following the great reveal, everyone walked to the outdoor chuppah. As a lone fiddler played solemn tunes, the bride and groom received seven blessings and listened to a recorded message from the Rebbe. Meanwhile, guests watched from the pavement, children played along the edge of the elevated chuppah platform, and everyone shouted “Mazel Tov!” the moment the glass was shattered. Within the next half hour, the wedding hall filled with guests, all of whom came to enjoy the dancing and delicious four-course meal. Women of all ages joined the bride in celebration, swarming around her in moving circles. To my delight, the energetic party lasted well into the night. At the night’s close, I realized that I learned two very important things from the wedding: Chabadniks share each other’s joy. And their weddings never start on time. Elana Dure is a resident of Woodmere and recent graduate of the University of Maryland. She is currently teaching English in Petach Tikva through Masa’s Israel Teaching Fellows program.

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fter eight years of an adversarial U.S. administration which used the AIPAC Conference as an opportunity to perform the political jujitsu of chastising Israel while claiming to be its friend, the 18,000 supporters of Israel who gathered from Sunday night to Tuesday night at the Washington Convention Center were treated to a new and more positive tone. Platitudes and Washington go together like coffee and crumb cake, and they were still present at this week’s convention. But now, after the platitudes – “my family and I so much enjoyed our recent trip to Israel” – came commitment to Israel’s security, rather than the usual criticism of Israel for not ceding large swaths of land to an enemy which refuses to recognize its existence.

peaking at the opening session of the conference, Israeli Ambassador to the U.S. Ron Dermer declared, “When it comes to the great challenges facing Israel and

the United States, for the first time in many years, perhaps in many decades, there is no daylight between our two governments.” And those who spoke on behalf of the Trump administration confirmed his point. Vice President Mike Pence delivered the keynote address on Sunday

Trump is interested in finding “an equitable and just solution” to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and “while there will undoubtedly have to be compromises, I can assure you all President Trump will never compromise the safety and security of the Jewish State of Israel.” Mr. Pence declared, “Under Pres-

“America stands with Israel... Her cause is our cause. Her values are our values. And her fight is our fight.”

night and asserted, “Under President Donald Trump, if the world knows nothing else, the world will know this: America stands with Israel... Her cause is our cause. Her values are our values. And her fight is our fight.” He noted that President

ident Trump, America has a leader who will call our enemies by their name.” He added, America “will hunt down and destroy ISIS at its source so it can no longer threaten our people, our allies or our most cherished ally, Israel.”

In a strong contrast with the last administration which struck a disastrous nuclear deal with Iran and defended it on every occasion, Pence noted that Iran was “put on notice” and that America “will no longer tolerate Iran’s efforts to destabilize the region and jeopardize Israel’s security.” He pointed out, “The Ayatollahs in Tehran openly admit their desire to wipe Israel off the map and drive its people into the sea… So let me be clear. Under President Donald Trump, the United States of America will not allow Iran to develop a nuclear weapon. This is our solemn promise to you, to Israel and to the world. History attests that enmity toward the Jewish people often turns from evil thought to evil action.” On Monday, U.S. Ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley, perhaps the star of the conference, forcefully declared, “There is a new sheriff in town” and that “the days of Israel-bashing are over.” She spoke about the rotten anti-Israel culture at the UN and said, “I knew they said

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it was bad, but until you hear it, and you see it, you just can’t comprehend how ridiculous it is.” She quipped, “I wear heels, it’s not for a fashion statement; it’s because if I see something wrong we’re gonna kick ‘em every time.” Ambassador Haley promised that the Trump administration will not allow a repeat of last year’s United Nations Security Council Resolution condemning Israel for its settlements. Haley told the crowd, “Everyone at the United Nations is scared to talk to me about Resolution 2334. And I wanted them to know that, look, that happened, but it will never happen again,” she vowed. She promised that “until the Palestinian Authority comes to the table, until the UN responds the way they’re supposed to, there are no freebies for the Palestinian Authority anymore.” Ambassador Haley, who received several rock star ovations from the AIPAC crowd, drew parallels between the Jewish nation and her upbringing as an Indian-American Sikh. “We’re very close knit. We love our families. We have a strong work ethic. We believe in professionalism and philanthropy and giving back,” she said. And then she teasingly added, “So that’s all the good things,” before continuing, with her very – at that point – obvious parallel, “We’re aggressive. We’re stubborn. And we don’t back down from a fight!” The crowd swelled with applause at that point, drowning out the last few words of her sentence. Numerous members of Congress, including Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, also addressed the convention. Paul Ryan expressed how things would be different now than over the past eight years. “I want to speak candidly for a second. These past eight years have been tough; our friendship has been tested.” He noted, “No single political spat or public disagreement can sever our historic alliance with Israel but it can erode

trust, and I think the actions of the past administration eroded that trust. But now we have a new president,” he said to rounding applause. “Let me assure you right here and right now that President Donald Trump’s commitment to Israel is sacrosanct. Congress’ commitment to Israel is sacrosanct. We don’t take Israel for granted. We know that this special relationship is central to our national security and believe me that our words will always be backed up by concrete actions.” Mr. Ryan spoke extensively about the dangers of BDS. “Make no mis-

thirst, as in Africa, Israel is there with technologies that help feed the world’s hungry and literally create water out of thin air. Where hackers threaten the critical networks of our lives – our banks, our transportation and power plants – Israel is there, with incredible cyber capabilities to help protect all of us. Where natural disasters strike around the world, Israel is there too, with rescue and medical services second to none,” he lauded the tiny but resilient nation. Netanyahu also touted Israel’s ingenuity. “Last week, Intel Corporation bought an Israeli company, Mo-

“President Donald Trump’s commitment to Israel is sacrosanct. Congress’ commitment to Israel is sacrosanct.”

ed States’ commitment to provide aid to Israel, despite cuts in foreign aid to other nations. Israel advocate Alan Dershowitz displayed a practical application of the ingenuity that Prime Minister Netanyahu spoke about. He showed the 18,000 people in attendance a machine created by Israeli company Water Gen which is able to pull water from the air and purify it. The device can produce 15-20 liters of drinkable water a day without the environmental costs of bottled water. Dershowitz declared, “There is no weapon more powerful in the fight against BDS than for Israel to develop technologies that the world cannot live without. You cannot boycott products that you can’t live without,” he added, demonstrating to the crowd that by creating products that are indispensable to the world, Israel will effectively be defeating the BDS movement. Can people live without air, without water?

S take – and I want to be very clear about this – the BDS movement is nothing short of another incarnation of anti-Semitism. So do not be fooled by those who tell you this is about peace. This has never been about peace. In fact, it only makes a lasting agreement between Israelis and Palestinians more unlikely. No, this is about one thing and one thing only: Israel’s right to exist as a Jewish, democratic state.” Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu addressed the conference via live satellite from Jerusalem on Monday. He repeated his oft-stated promise to prevent Iran from gaining nuclear weapons and to defeat ISIS, but devoted a large portion of his address on Israel’s outsized contributions to the world. “Where terrorism threatens innocent people, Israel is there, with unmatched intelligence and counterterrorism capabilities. Where people are suffering from hunger and

bileye,” he told the audience. “This is a company that produces driverless car technology, the technology of the future. Now, Intel not only paid this Israeli company 15 billion dollars, it also did something else. It gave them the keys. It said, ‘You, Mobileye, in Israel, in Jerusalem’ – not far from my office – ‘you manage and direct all our driverless car companies around the world.’ Because, you see, as this example shows, and as you can see from many, many, many other cases, Israel is fast becoming a global, technological power and we’re very, very proud of this.” Mr. Netanyahu acknowledged that “Israel wouldn’t be the country it is today without the steadfast support of the United States of America” and that the Trump administration is not just issuing warm words towards Israel, but is “showing its commitment to Israel by turning those words into policies.” Netanyahu gratefully acknowledged the Unit-

ince 1948, when President Truman recognized the State of Israel, the United States and the Israel have shared a special bond. The Jewish State, the only true democracy in the Middle East, has benefited tremendously from its friendship with the United States. This week, at the AIPAC conference, the speakers soundly affirmed the unique alliance between the two nations. Time and time again, convention-goers applauded and cheered when it was shown that the United States and the Trump administration stands with Israel. On Monday, when Prime Minister Netanyahu addressed convention-goers, he declared, “I am confident that the United States and Israel will stand together, shoulder to shoulder, to ensure that light triumphs over darkness and hope triumphs over despair.” With a new administration in place, that sentiment will hopefully be brought to action over the next few years. Together, the United States and Israel will work to bring stability and peace to the Middle East and the world.

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What Would You Do If… Moderated by Jennifer Mann, LCSW of The Navidaters

Dear Navidaters,

My daughter has been going out with a young man for about a month. We were all very impressed with him from the first time he walked into the house – extremely polite, warm and friendly. Our daughter Shira seems to be smitten! However, the last time they went out, he shared with her the fact that he has juvenile diabetes. It seems he’s suffered with this illness most of his life and that it’s a serious aspect to his life. We, thankfully, have never been exposed to this illness and knew next to nothing about it. Since he shared this information (and frankly, we’re quite surprised that we weren’t told about it before the shidduch took place), we’ve done a bit of research into what it means. Apparently, it’s a very big deal. We hear that it could be hereditary and that it can lead to all sorts of serious illnesses down the road. Shira is young, romantic and just focused on how she is falling in love with this young man. When we try to explain to her what her life could look like – being married to someone with such a serious condition – she assumes the role of a martyr who is willing to deal with anything for love. I almost think she sees this challenge as an opportunity to show how altruistic she is and how mature and kind she is. We don’t think she is being realistic. And we don’t think she really has a clue regarding what could be in store for her. Are we being overly protective by getting in the way of this shidduch or should we trust that a young, 21-year-old girl actually knows the score and isn’t making a big mistake? He is a lovely young man and certainly deserves to get married and be happy. We just worry that maybe our sheltered daughter is clueless and will someday regret her choice. Any thoughts on this dilemma?

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uvenile diabetes is a health issue that is known. And the young man has brought it up early in the relationship, which is the responsible thing to do. Most rabbis advise people to disclose medical information after a relationship has begun but before deep emotional connections have been made. That being said, this is the time to explore the ramifications of the medical issues with your daughter. She needs to learn about it from him, from his doctors, from support groups for family members, and from people she trusts, not just from you and the Internet. She will need to “own” the diabetes, not just him, and she has to be willing to do so based on knowledge, not just caring and kindness. Obviously the courtship needs to be a long one that will give all of you time to explore feelings, information and discussion of the implications. But even before you let your daughter explore this relationship, health conditions and its ramifications, there is a pivotal question to be asked. Has the young man been responsible about his illness in the past? Does he have a record of taking care of testing himself, administering what he needs, and seeing his doctor? What about when he was in yeshiva? In Israel? In camp? Has he had professional support to help him deal with his challenge? Most young people with diabetes learn to be responsible and consistent early on. But don’t assume anything. You must find out for sure. Another matter to explore is his relationship with his parents. How have they handled is medical condition? Did they deal with it together or did one spouse go to all the medical appointments? Is everyone healthy about the situation? Are the parents overprotective? If he has not been responsible, I would seek help from her mentors to show her so and to dissuade her from committing to an immature person. If he does not take care of himself,

why should she consider a lifetime relationship with someone who places himself in danger? If you find out that he has been mature, responsible and reliable about his medical needs, get her counseling and support as she explores the relationship and its ramifications. She may not be as romantic and immature as you think she is. Don’t be overprotective but don’t be irresponsible either. At some point, she may want to take a break from the courtship and just see what happens. Be logical with her, but don’t be the bad guys. Get her mentors involved and maintain an open relationship with your daughter. You need to maintain trust in each other as this unfolds.

partner (e.g. a loving, giving, responsible individual); and 2) he is not defined by his diabetes. Specifically, is he a great guy who happens to be diabetic or a diabetic who is consumed with his illness and self-pity? Now that his condition is out in the open, your daughter can speak frankly to him about the limitations of his disease and how it will affect their marriage. Advise her to speak to his doctor, or ask to speak to him yourself, regarding your concerns. You may discover that, contrary to what you’ve heard, diabetics who take meticulous control of their condition lead active, full and healthy lives.

The Shadchan The Mother Sarah Schwartz Schreiber, P.A.

efore I proceed to answer your question, Mom, I assure you that your apprehension is natural, derived from a mother’s protective instinct. There is an old Yiddish proverb which speaks to your concern: “Laig zich nit mit a gezunter kop in a kranken bet.” Loosely translated: Don’t place your healthy head in a sick bed. Seems your young, healthy, romantic daughter is heading, with her eyes wide open, into married life with a guy struggling with a serious condition. You say she is naïve. But she may be smarter (certainly more optimistic) than you think. As you know, Mom, there are no guarantees in life – or in marriage. We’ve all heard the stories of young people getting fateful diagnoses soon after marriage. Young women who become diabetic or hypertensive after pregnancy; young people who are left incapacitated after an accident. Even in the prime of life, the stresses of marriage can trigger a host of diseases from gastric ulcers to panic attacks. One never knows. This may be an excellent shidduch for your daughter as long as: 1) he has the qualities she is looking for in a life

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hank you to my wife, master shadchanit Michelle Mond, for allowing me this opportunity of answering a Navidaters’ question! It sound like this excellent young man has type-1 diabetes, which used to be known as juvenile diabetes (for brevity sake, I’ll refer to type-1 diabetes as TIDM). TIDM manifests as improper function of the pancreas, leading to decreased insulin levels. Since insulin is necessary for the body to absorb sugar, the reduced insulin leads to increased amounts of sugar in the blood, which is the hallmark of diabetes. While not comprehensive on the topic of TIDM, I will answer your question by dividing it into two aspects: 1) your fear of genetic inheritance, and 2) long term outcome (a.k.a. prognosis). Note: This answer does not constitute medical advice and you should consult your doctor for a specific medical scenarios. Also note that this answer applies only if his diabetes is well-controlled. If it isn’t, then the following answer can only be determined upon discussion between you, the young man and perhaps his doctor if he is agreeable. • Hereditary factors. Surprisingly, while TIDM might be he-

If someone goes into a marriage with an absolutely clean slate, no obvious illness present, who can say what tomorrow will bring? reditary, the chance of his children having TIDM is only 3-8%. Statistically speaking, 1 out of 13 to 33 of his children will have TIDM. Not very high statistics. • Prognosis. The management of diabetes has exploded in terms of its ease of treatment and comprehensive monitoring. Since he’s had diabetes since he was much younger, TIDM has become part of his life the same way eating, drinking and sleeping is part of our lives. He self-injects insulin a few times a day (with a simple-to-use injecting “pen”) or wears an insulin pump, measures his blood sugars (with numbers that can be uploaded to a phone app), watches what he eats more closely than most others, exercises, doesn’t smoke, and sees his doctor(s) and maybe even a nutritionist regularly to make sure the disease is under control from all aspects. Therefore, the prognosis for properly-controlled diabetes is excellent – especially when there is a loving spouse who looks out for the affected person! Yes, there might be times when he has sugar levels which are too low or high, but he and his loved ones can recognize and treat those signs easily. Here’s a bonus point to consider: TIDM is not a self-inflicted disease brought upon through poor lifestyle choices. Rather it is a disease caused mainly by gene mutations. Therefore, his TIDM has taught him tremendous measures of self-control through the years. He is a better master of his self-indulging inclinations, solely by virtue of him controlling what and how he eats with a proverbial measuring stick. As we say in Hebrew, let’s get down to “tachlis” – here is what you

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daughter needs to expect: If he and your daughter marry, she should be prepared to learn the basics of diabetes and what it affects, learn to inject insulin and measure blood glucose levels (very simple), learn about the diabetic diet, and look out for signs of hypoglycemia (low blood sugar) and diabetic ketoacidosis (throughthe-roof blood sugar). These are tasks that hundreds of thousands of Americans (including poorly-educated individuals) deal with on a regular basis. Presuming that your daughter has a healthy Jewish “kop,” these tasks should be a piece of low-carbohydrate cake. Given that the young man is a capable and otherwise healthy adult, she really won’t have to do that much. Remember this: Although many young people have no chronic illness when they get married, genetic factors and lifestyle choices can lead to significant morbidity later on in life. This young man with TIDM, through habit and awareness, has learned to be ahead of the game in terms of nutrition and self-care. When properly managed, he can easily live a healthy

lifestyle – no different than his peers. So bottom line: If the young man and your daughter are ready to marry and she is capable of being his sidekick in his diabetes treatment, then there should be nothing – again, nothing – holding them back from getting married. Much hatzlacha!

The Single Tova Wein

think the last paragraph of your question answered your question – as far as I am concerned. You wrote that “he is a lovely young man and certainly deserves to get married and be happy.” Touché to that! Surely, you no doubt believe that in your heart but are you suggesting that in practical terms, your daughter deserves only someone who is absolutely perfect? Let’s face it – most people are not perfect. People suffer from all sorts of physical and emotional illnesses. Some are more subtle,

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hank you to all the panelists for doing such an excellent job with their responses. And a special thank you to Mrs. Mond for bringing Dr. Mond aboard this week. Thank you Dr. Mond for your medical expertise. Just perfect! I have absolutely nothing to add to the opinions of the panelists. They covered it all. The answer to your question is to allow your daughter to go for it, with a clear head…and some education and preparation. Upon reading the panelists’ answers, I felt a wave of freedom and peace washing over me. I was reminded that no one is perfect. We’ve all got something. Whether it is juvenile diabetes, or depression, alcoholism or anxiety, a learning dis-

ability or an embarrassing family member…we’ve all got something. All of us. No exceptions to this rule. Your perfect neighbors, impossibly gorgeous sister, wealthy friend all have something. We don’t know what our something will be, or when our something will happen. The goal of life is not to be perfect or to spend our time and energy avoiding messiness or imperfection. I think the goal is to learn how to be OK (truly OK) in the imperfection. I think it is to learn acceptance. Aaaah, as I write the word “acceptance” I notice myself (right now) taking deeper, cleansing breaths. I

like bad allergies, to more serious, like diabetes. Plenty of people have to deal with anxiety, depression and other emotional challenges. And if someone goes into a marriage with an absolutely clean slate, no obvious illness present, who can say what tomorrow will bring? We get older and either because we are genetically prone to develop certain illnesses along the way, or G-d forbid, due to an accident, perfection doesn’t last forever. Sometimes it doesn’t last very long at all. So I think rather than focusing on this wonderful young man’s challenge, you should focus more on whether your daughter is realistic about what her life will become, being married to someone with diabetes. I suggest that she ask him to set up an appointment with his doctor so that the two of them can sit down with him and allow the doctor to answer all questions and clarify any uncertainties that you daughter may have regarding what would be in store for her. She needs to get a clear vision of what the implications are and then realistically decide whether she is up

am slowing down. I think your work right now is to fully accept that your daughter has feelings for this person who happens to have juvenile diabetes. I like that he was upfront with her. And I like how she is reacting. Some of her peers are looking for a charming 6-foot guy with gorgeous blue eyes and a wealthy father. What a remarkable young woman you have raised. You asked if your 21-year-old can be trusted to make such a decision. I think that speaks to a broader issue and not to Shira in her specific circumstance. Can any 21-year-old be trusted to make such a decision about entering any marriage? Some will say yes and others will say no. As everyone recommended, keep the communication open between you and Shira, make sure she understands what her role will be with regard to his condition and whether or not he has it under control and takes

He is a better master of his self-indulging inclinations, solely by virtue of him controlling what and how he eats with a proverbial measuring stick.

for this particular type of challenge. Assuming he is as wonderful as you’ve described, and assuming that Shira is the giving individual that you are alluding to, I would imagine that you should applaud her for her ability to act in such a mature and generous way. Marriage shouldn’t only work when all the pieces are perfectly lined up and there are no challenges. Good marriages are comprised of people who are able to go the extra mile for one another despite difficulties because they know how to be loving, compassionate and kind.

care of himself. Though a mother’s work is never done (my mother tells me she worries about me and my kids), try to envision yourself moving out of the driver’s seat and into the passenger seat. You can offer directions or pull out a map, but ultimately Shira is behind the wheel and driving the car. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride. Sincerely, Jennifer

Esther Mann, LCSW and Jennifer Mann, LCSW are licensed psychotherapists and dating and relationship coaches working with individuals, couples and families in private practice in Hewlett, NY. To set up a consultation or to ask questions, please call 516.224.7779. Press 1 for Esther, 2 for Jennifer. Visit www.thenavidaters.com for more information. If you would like to submit a dating or relationship question to the panel anonymously, please email thenavidaters@ gmail.com. You can follow The Navidaters on FB and Instagram for dating and relationship advice.

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Dr. Deb

Being a Giver By Deb Hirschhorn, Ph.D.

riends, knowing that most of the kitchen would be packed up by now, invited all of us for Shabbos. But here in Eretz Yisroel, the next day, Sunday, is a regular day so we had to return home after Shabbos. The next afternoon, we were back in the apartment amid the boxes, a bit starved from a morning trip to the mall in search of a stovetop for the new apartment (with yours truly searching for warm pajamas – I had no idea how chilly it would be at this

time of year in a Mediterranean climate) and more errands to run. My children, we’ll call them Nisa and Dovid, kindly let me warm up my lunch first, and as I sat there munching, I heard this amazing conversation at the microwave: Dovid: Why do I go first? You have to pick up [we’ll call him] Yoni! Nisa: Because you are my soul! (They love to kibbitz.) Dovid: Hey that’s great! Remember that for my hesped [eulogy]!

[laughter] But the bottom line is, Dovid meant that his wife of 10 years should go first. And Nisa meant what she said too. This was just the sort of thing you were supposed to read about. I expected something, but not something this good.

What’s Chessed? For that reason, I had to speak to Nisa about permissions for putting them in this article. I’d already spo-

ken to Dovid last week and he said, “Sure, no problem.” Not only did she give me permission for the above conversation, but Nisa was eager to tell me another story: “I was bathing Yoni and Sarah yesterday and Yoni was out of his mind.” (He’s three.) “He needed to get to bed asap. So I called, ‘Dovid, can you come here and help? Can you get Yoni into pajamas while I finish Sarah?’ He came and he had an extremely reluctant expression on his

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face, then breathed a deep sigh. He didn’t say anything; he just smiled a little smile, took Yoni, wrapped him in the towel and went upstairs. “After I had Sarah dressed and in bed, I went into the kitchen and I could see the microwave door ajar. The plate of food, which must have been his, was cold, next to it. That’s why he wasn’t thrilled to come help. But he never said a word about it. He just smiled and helped. That’s why I want to be a good wife. Who wouldn’t? With him, it’s not ‘all about me.’” This lines up pretty well with Esther Wein’s shiur on chessed. She explained that chessed is not what you do for “another person.” It’s that the other person is part of you and therefore it’s what you do for yourself. That explains the chessed with which G-d created the world: We are merely an extension of Himself. Imagine if everyone thought that way about “others,” in particular others that they are married to. As a Marriage and Family Therapist, I think this concept of chessed seems a perfect template to explain to people the concept of being a giver – a key element in happy relationships. But giving works both ways: Both people must give. If one of the people in a relationship is a taker, then the giver eventually becomes depleted. The giver might have assumed that if she or he only keeps giving, the receiver will be so happy with all the goodies (in time, energy, thought, action, words, extra effort, compromising and so on) that he (let’s say it’s a “he” to keep it simple) will want to reciprocate. That may not happen. The receiver may be spoiled and want to hold onto his privileged position; he does not realize that relationships must be a two-way street. It’s not a great idea to marry someone with this mentality, but if you’re stuck in this sort of marriage, there is hope: Get clear on your relationship to G-d and everything else will fall into place.

A Disturbing Encounter This realization occurred to me after I had a really disturbing encounter one Shabbos afternoon in another city. I met someone who is

proud to be one of the shul “talkers.” Lots of people like to talk in shul and I’ve always felt very badly for them. I know that they don’t really believe that they are important vis-à-vis HaKadosh Baruch Hu. In a vague sort of way, they do believe there is

So How Do You Change Perspective? It must begin with the realization that G-d very specifically wanted to create him; he is important. How does someone get there? I believe the root of this distance

“That’s why I want to be a good wife. Who wouldn’t? With him, it’s not ‘all about me.’” a G-d, faraway, “up there,” Who runs the world but may be too busy to give much thought to them. This is not a personal G-d that they can have a relationship with. This is not a personal G-d who created the whole world for them. And therefore it follows that this is not a personal G-d to Whom they owe any allegiance. So, anyway, this individual chuckled, telling me how he (for convenience, we’ll call him “he”) dislikes going to shul and isn’t much interested in halacha. Maybe you know someone like that. You can see clearly that he doesn’t get what Shabbos is for because he doesn’t feel that personal relationship with his Creator. If he did, he would be excited to reap the benefits of Shabbos and his heart would be full of enthusiasm to repay his Creator with his own efforts to keep it. Once a person recognizes – deeply – that he really does have a personal relationship with G-d, everything changes: He becomes happy, for one thing. Who wouldn’t be happy knowing that the Master of the Universe cares about you? That’s pretty neat. His heart then overflows with the desire to give back because he knows the Awesomeness of G-d and he also knows that G-d expects certain things of us in return. And once that happens, it is only a short step further to wanting to be that same giver in his family relationships.

from HaKadosh Baruch Hu comes from a lack of self-love. Only people who, for whatever reason, never developed a sense of self-love have this perception of a G-d who is “out there” and not involved in their lives. So, ironically, the person who is a taker in relationships and a talker in

shul may not be suffering from too much ego – but too little. He is a taker specifically because he feels empty inside. He is empty because of a lack of self-love, and he keeps taking to fill that emptiness. Of course, it cannot be filled up that way. The way to fill the emptiness is to come to the conclusion that he is really important; G-d did actually create him because He wanted him in this world; and he does have a mission here. There are a number of roads to get here, including Torah study, therapy, my new course (which begins with tools for self-love), and contemplation of the meaning of life. Contemplation, reflection, introspection, and meditation come down to the same thing: Not running away from deep and scary thoughts but rather embracing them. They bring you to a good place.

Dr. Deb Hirschhorn is a Marriage and Family Therapist. She can be reached at 646-54-DRDEB or by writing drdeb@ drdeb.com.

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Health & F tness

Eating Healthy on Pesach; Fighting the Battle By Cindy Weinberger MS, RD, CDN

esach is a challenging time for dieting. With back-to-back meals and the overabundance of matzah and potatoes, the pounds seem to be attracted to us. Hopefully going into Pesach with the right mindset will help you make healthful food choices and give you the strength and self-control to combat the diet challenges. As we previously discussed, matzah should not be “dietarily” restricted on the seder night; however, throughout the rest of Pesach, try to substitute matzah for healthier options whenever possible. On Chol Hamoed, try to avoid the matzah sandwiches and go for a healthier meal: • Salad with tuna fish • Salad with egg salad • Salad with cottage cheese • Omelet with fresh vegetables • Spanish omelet • Salmon with vegetables • Grilled chicken cutlets with vegetables • Broiled chicken with vegetables There are many choices in terms of lean proteins with vegetables side dishes. The problem on Pesach tends

to be the starch. That’s where the potatoes come in. Potatoes are a great side dish for Pesach since they are non-chometz, cheap, easy to prepare and versatile. Potatoes can be served as mashed

in the absorption of fat, and reduces chronic inflammation. Potatoes also contain folate which plays a role in DNA synthesis and thus can help prevent the forming of cancerous tumors. Potatoes definitely have a lot

Eat balanced meals and avoid snacking and overeating.

potatoes, roasted potatoes, potato kugel, French fries, potato salad, or even latkes! Potatoes are rich in iron, phosphorous, calcium, magnesium, and zinc, which all contribute to the building and maintaining of bone structure. Additionally, potatoes’ fiber, potassium, vitamin C and vitamin B-6 content, together with their lack of cholesterol, all support heart health. Another beneficial nutrient found in potatoes is choline. Choline helps with sleep, muscle movement, learning and memory. Choline also helps maintain the structure of cellular membranes, assists in the transmission of nerve impulses, aids

of nutrients to offer, however, let’s not forget that they are considered a starchy vegetable and should be consumed in moderation. Over Pesach, try to limit the potatoes to only once a day. An even better healthier option would be to substitute regular potatoes with sweet potatoes. A baked sweet potato makes a filling side dish. Stuff it with cheese and/or vegetables, or eat some cottage cheese on the side, and you got yourself a great meal. Another suggestion is to slice up a sweet potato or cut into cubes and roast it. You can season it sweet, salty or even spicy for the Cajun effect. You can

cut up a sweet potato into thin strips for French fries or mash up cooked sweet potatoes for mashed potatoes. The options are endless and the benefits are great. Over Pesach be mindful of what goes into your mouth. Eat balanced meals and avoid snacking and overeating. Pay attention to portion sizes. Eat fruits and vegetables as much as possible instead of starchy kugels, cakes, macaroons, lady fingers, chocolate, and anything else that may tempt you. Skip desserts. Drink plenty of water and get as much exercise as you can. Now that your house is clean from chometz, use this opportunity to rid your body of “chometz” too.

Cindy Weinberger MS, RD, CDN, is a Master’s level Registered Dietitian and Certified Dietitian-Nutritionist. She graduated CUNY Brooklyn College receiving a Bachelor’s in Science and Master’s degree in Nutrition and Food Sciences. She is currently a dietitian at Boro Park Center and a private nutrition consultant. She can be reached at CindyWeinberger1@gmail.com.

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Fish ’n Chips pareve – yields 6-8 servings Being an Australian, I couldn’t resist including a fish ’n chips recipe. I came up with this playful twist, coating the fish in these iconic potato stick “chips.” I love that this recipe is baked, not fried.

INGREDIENTS 2 eggs, lightly beaten 2 Tablespoons white vinegar 1 cup potato starch 2 (6-ounce) bags potato sticks

2 pounds fresh baby flounder, cut into strips • oil, for frying • lemon wedges, for serving • tartar sauce, for serving (see recipe, below)

METHOD

Preheat oven to 350°F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper; set aside.

Place eggs and vinegar into a bowl; whisk to combine. Place potato starch into a second bowl and potato sticks (not crushed) into a third.

Dip each piece of fish into potato starch, then into egg, and then into potato sticks, making sure the entire strip is fully coated. Place on prepared baking sheet.

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Bake for 25 minutes. Serve with a wedge of lemon and tartar sauce.

Tartar Sauce INGREDIENTS 4 large canned Israeli pickles 1 cup mayonnaise

METHOD

In a food processor fitted with the “S” blade, chop the pickles.

Add mayonnaise and pickle juice; pulse to combine.

1 Tablespoon pickle juice 2 Tablespoons fresh lemon juice

Recipe reproduced from

PERFECT FOR PESACH by Naomi Nachman with permission from the copyright holders ArtScroll/Mesorah Publications, LTD.

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ry this. Take your two hands and form L-shapes with your pointing fingers and thumbs… Good. Now put the hands together in front of your face and form a “square” of sorts. Got it? Super. Now comes the tricky part. Have one of your friends imagine a random, silly character – a horse who happens to be a math professor, for example – and instantly interpret it into a funny character, complete with zany facial expressions and assorted voices. Not so easy. But if you can pull it off, you’ve just created what we used to call, “Schwebel vision.” “We” were a bunch of young teens, up late in a yeshiva dorm, and “Schwebel vision” was the closest we could get to watching a cartoon at the Mesivta of Long Beach dormitory – and we would laugh till our sides hurt. More specifically, it was Eli Schwebel being Eli Schwebel.

wenty years have passed too quickly. Even then, I drew pictures and Eli made music. I was the artist, he was the mu-

sician. We appreciated each other’s gifts, and more than that, we had some telepathic artist bond where we could instantly see what was going in each other’s heads – not just understand, but actually see. There’s a certain unique “language” in which artists think, a certain type of intelligence in this club of kindred spirits, regardless of the medium. Often it manifests in remarkably specific

people have never developed an external expression of their inner creativity, but the spark is there. It takes less than a minute of conversation to know if you are talking to someone who “gets it” — and if you’re not, a lifetime of conversation won’t help. There are also certain trademark emotional characteristics that come from feeling deeper, from wanting harder; the

The Jewish world is being gifted a polished masterpiece – a personal, unfiltered expression of true art from a master craftsman deeply in love with his craft. musical, literary and comedic tastes – not necessarily the same songs, books or jokes, but a taste for the depth and novelty that underlies all true art. This is not exclusive to actual practitioners of the arts; some

vulnerability that comes from putting your inner self out in public; and the relentless, obsessive drive that pushes a person to master an endlessly complex craft. Which brings me to Lev Tahor V. When was the last time you en-

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tered a world of music? Not just listened to a song, but closed your eyes and completely entered an entire universe of lush surround-sound? The Jewish world is being gifted a polished masterpiece – a personal, unfiltered expression of true art from a master craftsman deeply in love with his craft. Close your eyes and enter the world of Eli Schwebel and Lev Tahor V. Walk with Eli and his friends through hills and valleys, past sweeping vistas and moments of breathtaking beauty. Here are children at play in their secret garden of delight. Laugh with them. Cry with them. Dance with them. Just go nuts. You’re welcomed as a friend into their world. Each blade of grass has been crafted with devotion. Each flower, each leaf – each beat, each trill, arranged as an essential part of the whole. The sky overhead crisscrosses with dancing formations of interweaving, interlacing, impossibly complex harmonies. Everything dances. Everything vibrates. Everything sings. There is so much to see, so much to explore. This is not a “quantum leap” in

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music production for the Jewish world. This is something completely different. Please don’t swallow these songs whole, like the latest piece of herring at the Jewish-music perpetual-production line, or the latest variation of a variation of something loud and “catchy” that screams for attention. If you don’t stop and look around, you will miss the astounding feats of musicianship that have been accomplished here. Trust me, the whole room rises in respect when these masters walk in. Each song is a mini-world unto itself, composed of its own uniquely stylized components. Each has its own flavor and feel, like the varied levels in a delightful fantasy palace. Eli is the master magician, with many hats and many tools. I speak in the language of a visual artist. A picture may be worth a thousand words, but words are not songs – and a song can be worth a thousand pictures. Here, I have only words and illustrations to work with, but allow me to try. Come with me on this journey:

alellu, the opening song of the album, is a pulsating world of rhythmic joy: “Kol haneshamah tehallel Kah – every soul, praise G-d!” There is something joyous and playful here, something innocent and sweet. A child tap-dances through the African rainforest. The trees and vines part and smile. The animals nod and wave. The colors are bright and basic. The child scampers, dances, spins, eyes closed in delight. When finally he opens his eyes he is at the top of a massive jungle waterfall. The slowed rhythm and swelling harmonies of the mid-song bridge describe the open vista spread out before

him. In the final chorus, a flock of exotic birds rises from the river below and carries the child on their backs, swooping and spinning over the landscape. Herds of antelope race across the plains in contrapuntal direction, as the setting sun tints the world in pinks and purples. The child and his friendly world – “every soul” – praise G-d together.

and then swing across the lane behind you in the rearview mirror. The final bridge, “Bo’i b’shalom,” is revealed as the writing the planes have scrawled in white cloud across the piercing blue sky. Gam Zu Letova, “Sometimes your world comes crashing down … All you got to do is say…” This is a song of friendship, sung

When was the last time you entered a world of music? Not just listened to a song, but closed your eyes and completely entered an entire universe of lush surround-sound? From a dance through the jungle, the second song, Lecha Dodi, introduces a pronounced change in mood and pace. We part the curtain and enter the next room. Things are more serious here. There is constant movement. We are still flying, but not on the back of a bird. The driving, pleading chorus appears as two sleek jet planes chasing each other through the sky. Tumbling, turning, swooping in intertwined arcs towards the heavens. There are sensations of relative motion, the type you feel when passing a slower moving vehicle and watch it seem to pause

with sincerity and empathy. I see a group of young friends walking home from school together. One friend is hurting, in emotional pain, and the others offer sympathy. The autumn breeze swirls around them, brightly colored leaves dance and crunch underfoot. Suddenly, one of the friends puts down his knapsack, jumps atop a park bench and raises his voice in song: “La, la, la, la – Gam zu letova.” Soon the hurt boy breaks into a half smile, which soon widens into a full smile, and the sun smiles too, from behind the clouds. There are many more rooms in

this palace of song. Songs of wistful hope like Shoovi. Songs of deep, relentless yearning like Avdecha. And then there’s Simchas Beis Hashoeva. Here’s Eli being Eli. “Schwebel vision” activated? Check. Clown-Eli, aboard? Check. Clown-Lipa, aboard? Check. Hop on the roller coaster, front seat, hands up. This is gonna be fun. Jugglers twirl. Fire spins. Dancers hold hands and bounce to the beat. Can you feel the pulsating joy? Don’t fight it. You’re exactly where you’re supposed to be. Can you feel the heat? Grab someone’s hand and lift those feet. “Chassidim v’anshei maaseh merakdim lifneihem.” The roller coaster ride ends, and Birchas Hachodesh, the next song, is the calm after the storm. We exit the ride and walk deeper into this world. In the distance something familiar bobs and shakes atop a hill on the horizon. As we get closer things get clearer. We are deep in Alice in Wonderland by now. Have you ever seen those huge inflatable Wacky Waving Tube Men? They have them outside car washes sometimes. They’re about 20 feet tall and they jerk and bounce in the breeze. Can you imagine a 20-foottall Eli Schwebel Wacky Waving tube man? Of course you can. Can you add a Gadi Fuchs tube man on one side, and an Ari Cukier tube man on the other side? Perfect. Can you hear them singing with tube-limbs

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flailing to the tune? Great. Grab a seat and enjoy the show. Welcome to Yaggapella. “It’s not about whatcha know, it’s about whatcha do.” How’d we get to the Arabian Desert? Fierce, dark men in turbans ride on horseback to our right and left. The ground moves quickly below as our stallions gallop and pant to the beat in the cold desert night: Dror Yikra. Mirages of whirling dervishes playing ouds in double harmonic scale bend close and retreat quickly into the clouds of dust. We are galloping though history. “The winepress of Botzrah, the mighty city of Babylon.” Horns of battle sound below as we slip the surly bonds of earth and gallop heavenward. “Know wisdom, that your soul may live and it shall be a diadem for your brow. Keep the commandment of your Holy One. Observe the Sabbath, your sacred day.” As we rise through the stars a deep silence takes hold. We look out the round window of our rocket ship and we can sense a shimmering in the quiet of deep space. Before us, three constellations gather and take shape: Gadi at a piano, Ari on the guitar, and Eli at the mic. A shooting star winks and tips its top-hat as it flashes by. The music begins: “Mister Tanner was a cleaner from a town in the Midwest. And of all the cleaning shops around he’d made his the best.

But he also was a baritone who sang while hanging clothes.” We are at the beating heart of Eli’s world. Listen carefully. A bared soul deserves respect. This is Harry Chapin’s ode to his medium. This is Eli’s ode to Mister Chapin. There is something sacred here. Can you hear what is being sung with such delicacy and love? Harry Chapin is Mister Tanner. Eli is Mister Chapin. And we? Maybe for a moment we are Eli. “And he sang from his heart and he sang from his soul. He did not know how well he sang; it just made him whole.” We are nearing the end of our

true at the core?” A gentle urging to remember who we really are. We have reached our destination. The magical journey is at its end and ordinary life beckons outside the exit doors. As we leave the palace we pass a garden. An aisle is carved out among the rosebushes. A wedding has begun. The white chuppah sways in the gentle breeze as the kallah, flanked by her father and mother, slowly walks that ageold path towards her chosson. Eli and his friends, dressed in smart tuxedos, stand ready at their microphones. The low strains of a violin quiver through the air and the group

“Schwebel vision” activated? Check. Clown-Eli, aboard? Check. Clown-Lipa, aboard? Check.

ride. Eli’s personal anthem accompanies us as the roller coaster slows to a halt. Don’t Stop Giving Love. Thoughtful questions from a thoughtful friend. “Can you stand on your own with your feet on the floor? Are you big in your heart? Are you

begins to sing: “Meheira Hashem Elokeinu – Soon, so soon, Hashem our G-d, Let us hear in the cities of Judah, and in the streets of Jerusalem the sounds of joy, the voice of a bridegroom and the voice of a bride, the sounds of exultation, the sounds

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of song.” As Eli powers through the high note of the word “neginasam – song” the kallah reaches her groom and the garden beneath our feet falls away. Once again we are transported. The chosson and kallah stand together under the chuppah as we float over the golden hills of Jerusalem, like a Chagall painting. From below we hear the sounds of rejoicing: Laughter. Joy. Peace. And song.

hat’s the final sound on an album? Not the final note, but the sound of silence that follows that note. That pause of pregnant stillness reflects all of the musical journey we have just experienced against the silent baseline where it began. Here we can see the transformative influence of this hour of magic, not just in the moments we experienced it, but on the road ahead. Ideas, feelings, and insights that will linger and enrich the soundtrack of our lives for years to come. The journey you will take with Lev Tahor V will not be my journey. Like all true artists, Eli will lead you to the art that is inside of you. Find somewhere quiet and comfortable, open the CD, close your eyes, and begin your journey. Enjoy.

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They are a highly-respected couple, and Schumer made a scene, yelling, “She voted for Trump!” The Califanos left the restaurant, but Schumer followed them outside. On the sidewalk, Schumer carried on with his fantastical filibuster: “How could you vote for Trump? He’s a liar!” He kept repeating, “He’s a liar!” – A witness telling The New York Post what she witnessed at a swanky Manhattan restaurant when New York Senator Charles Schumer had an argument with Manhattanites who voted for President Trump

Today is the 11th birthday of Twitter. That’s right folks, 11 years ago, Donald Trump was just writing crazy things on Post-It notes. - Conan O’Brien

That’s the story. Hey look, in the meantime, I guess, I can’t be doing so badly because I’m president, and you’re not. – President Trump, at the end of an interview with a Time magazine reporter

According to a new poll, Muslims are the religious group most satisfied with life in America. When asked why, Muslims said, “That travel ban totally kept our in-laws from visiting.” – Conan O’Brien

If this was any other business, it would be a prosecutable offense. - Jeff Van Gundy, when the Cleveland Cavaliers sat LeBron James and their other star players in a nationally televised game in order to give them rest

Israel’s 1.5 million Arabs, whatever challenges they face, enjoy full rights to vote and to be elected in the Knesset, they work as doctors and lawyers, they serve on the Supreme Court. Now I’d like to ask the members of that commission, that commissioned that report, the Arab states from which we just heard. Egypt, Iraq, and the others: How many Jews live in your countries? How many Jews lived in Egypt, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Morocco? Once upon a time, the Middle East was full of Jews. Algeria had 140,000 Jews. Algeria, where are your Jews? Egypt used to have 75,000 Jews. Where are your Jews? Syria, you had tens of thousands of Jews. Where are your Jews? Iraq, you had over 135,000 Jews. Where are your Jews? -UN Watch Executive Director Hillel Neuer, after numerous Muslim nations took turns bashing Israel as an “apartheid state” in a recent UN session

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Passengers on foreign airlines traveling to the U.S. from 10 airports in Muslimmajority countries have been barred from carrying electronic devices larger than a cellphone. Seems extreme, but it’s worth it if it stops even one tourist from taking pictures with an iPad. – Seth Myers

I didn’t want this job. I didn’t seek this job. My wife told me I’m supposed to do this… My wife convinced me. She was right. I’m supposed to do this. – Sec. of State Rex Tillerson to the Independent Journal Review in an interview during his recent trip to East Asia

When he asked me at the end of that conversation to be Secretary of State, I was stunned. – Ibid., recalling what happened after he met with thenPresident-elect Trump for what he thought was a general discussion about the state of the world

Write a paper that gives a historical account of 9/11 from the perspective of the terrorist network. In other words, how might Al-Qaeda or a non-Western historian describe what happened. - Instructions for an essay in an International Studies class at

At this point, it appears the Republican healthcare plan is going to die on the floor of the House. Coincidentally, dying on the floor of the House happens to be the Republican healthcare plan. – Conan O’Brien

Every month, I buy some instant tickets and send them as gifts to family members who have birthdays that month. It’s turned into a bit of a tradition, and now everyone sends me scratch-offs and chocolate for my birthday. - World War II vet Ervin Smolinski, of Michigan, who won $300,000 from a scratch-off that his daughter-in-law gave him for his 94th birthday

I’m pretty frugal, I always shop sales and take care of my money and that won’t change. - Ibid

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There’s some members of the Freedom Caucus, they’d vote no against the Ten Commandments if it came up for a vote. - Rep. Ted Poe (R-Texas), who resigned Sunday from the conservative House Freedom Caucus after they refused to support the GOP healthcare bill

Effective as of Dec. 31, 2017, the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act is repealed, and the provisions of law amended or repealed by such Act are restored or revived as if such Act had not been enacted. - The one sentence Obamacare repeal bill filed in the House of Representatives by Rep. Mo Brooks, R-Huntsville

A woman was arrested yesterday morning for trying to scale a White House fence for the second time in a week. The Secret Service said, “We wish you were living here, too, Mrs. Clinton, but you can’t keep doing that.” – Jimmy Fallon

I had planned on running for president and although it would have been a very difficult primary, I think I could have won. I don’t know, maybe not. But I thought I could have won. I had a lot of data and I was fairly confident that if I were the Democratic Party’s nominee, I had a better than even chance of being president… So do I regret not being president? Yes. I was the best qualified. - Joe Biden during a speech at Colgate University

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I guess one of @realDonaldTrump’s sons is expecting a new baby. Just what we need. Another person with those jeans. Let’s hope for a girl. – Tweet by a Hollywood actress after Eric Trump announced that his wife is expecting

Jeans? Really? - One of the many response tweets

I oppose this president. I do not honor this president. I do not respect this president… When we fight against this president, and we point out how dangerous he is for this society and for this country, we’re fighting for the democracy. We’re fighting for America…We’re saying to those who say they’re patriotic but they’ve turned a blind eye to the destruction that he’s about to cause this country, “You’re not nearly as patriotic as we are.” - Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA), who spent eight years accusing anyone who ever remotely criticized Obama of being a racist, talking about President Trump on the House floor

Today, Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch was grilled about his stance on torture. And after just five minutes of questioning, Gorsuch broke down and told them everything. – Conan O’Brien

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I realize this may be an unfashionable belief in a time of growing tolerance of drug use. But too many lives are at stake to worry about being fashionable. I reject the idea that America will be a better place if marijuana is sold in every corner store. And I am astonished to hear people suggest that we can solve our heroin crisis by legalizing marijuana so people can trade one lifewrecking dependency for another that’s only slightly less awful. Our nation needs to say clearly once again that using drugs will destroy your life. - U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions, during remarks to law enforcement officials in Virginia

Would [you] rather fight 100 ducksized horses or one horse-sized duck? - A senator, asking the really tough policy Qs at Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch’s confirmation hearing

It’s starting to look like the reason the Democrats are so upset about this alleged Russian interference in the election is because they think they are the only ones who should be able to fix elections. - Ann Coulter on Fox News

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American Democracy: Not so Decadent After All By Charles Krauthammer

nder the dark gray cloud, amid the general gloom, allow me to offer a ray of sunshine. The last two months have brought a pleasant surprise: Turns out the much feared, much predicted withering of our democratic institutions has been grossly exaggerated. The system lives. Let me explain. Donald Trump’s triumph last year was based on a frontal attack on the Washington “establishment,” that all-powerful, all-seeing, supremely cynical, bipartisan “cartel” (as Ted Cruz would have it) that allegedly runs everything. Yet the establishment proved to be Potemkin empty. In 2016, it folded pitifully, surrendering with barely a fight to a lightweight outsider. At which point, fear of the vaunted behemoth turned to contempt for its now-exposed lassitude and decadence. Compounding the confusion were Trump’s intimations of authoritarianism. He declared, “I alone can fix it” and “I am your voice,” the classic tropes of the demagogue. He unabashedly expressed admiration for strongmen (most notably, Vladimir Putin). Trump had just cut through the grandees like a hot knife through butter. Who would now prevent him from trampling, caudillo-like, over a Washington grown weak and decadent? A Washington, moreover, that had declined markedly in public esteem, as confidence in our traditional institutions – from the political parties to Congress – fell to new lows. The strongman cometh, it was feared. Who and what would stop him?

Two months into the Trumpian era, we have our answer. Our checks and balances have turned out to be quite vibrant. Consider: 1. The courts. Trump rolls out not one but two immigration bans and is stopped dead in his tracks by the courts. However you feel about the merits of the policy itself (in my view, execrable and useless but legal) or the merits of the constitutional reasoning of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals (embarrassingly weak, transparently political), the fact remains: The president proposed and the courts disposed. Trump’s pushback? A plaintive tweet or two complaining about the

Environmental Protection Agency. And beyond working through the courts, state governors – Republicans, no less – have been exerting pressure on members of Congress to oppose a Republican president’s signature health care reform. Institutional exigency still trumps party loyalty. 3. Congress. The Republican-controlled Congress (House and Senate) is putting up epic resistance to a Republican administration’s health care reform. True, that’s because of ideological and tactical disagreements rather than any particular desire to hem in Trump. But it does demonstrate that Congress is no rub-

It is deeply encouraging that the sinews of institutional resistance to a potentially threatening executive remain quite resilient.

judges – that his own Supreme Court nominee denounced (if obliquely) as “disheartening” and “demoralizing.” 2. The states. Federalism lives. The first immigration challenge to Trump was brought by the attorneys general of two states (Washington and Minnesota) picking up on a trend begun during the Barack Obama years when state attorneys general banded together to kill his immigration overreach and the more egregious trespasses of his

ber stamp. And its independence extends beyond the perennially divisive health care conundrums. Trump’s budget, for example, was instantly declared dead on arrival in Congress, as it almost invariably is regardless of which party is in power. 4. The media. Trump is right. It is the opposition party. Indeed, furiously so, often indulging in appalling overkill. It’s sometimes embarrassing to read the front pages of the major news-

papers, festooned as they are with anti-Trump editorializing masquerading as news. Nonetheless, if you take the view from 30,000 feet, better this than a press acquiescing on bended knee, where it spent most of the Obama years in a slavish Pravdalike thrall. Every democracy needs an opposition press. We [sure] have one now. Taken together – and suspending judgment on which side is right on any particular issue – it is deeply encouraging that the sinews of institutional resistance to a potentially threatening executive remain quite resilient. Madison’s genius was to understand that the best bulwark against tyranny was not virtue – virtue helps, but should never be relied upon – but ambition counteracting ambition, faction counteracting faction. You see it even in the confirmation process for Neil Gorsuch, Trump’s supremely qualified and measured Supreme Court nominee. He’s a slam-dunk, yet some factions have scraped together a campaign to block him. Their ads are plaintive and pathetic. Yet I find them warmly reassuring. What a country – where even the vacuous have a voice. The anti-Trump opposition flatters itself as “the resistance.” As if this is Vichy France. It’s not. It’s 21stcentury America. And the good news is that the checks and balances are working just fine.

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Matzah Madness By Jon Kranz

tudents can cut class, business partners can cut ties, and Kevin Bacon can cut loose (footloose, kick off your Shabbat shoes!). Jews, however, cannot cut matzah, at least not without making a crumby mess or an edible jigsaw puzzle. Like a fragile octogenarian seeking plastic surgery, matzah is far too brittle to go under the knife. Yes, eating matzah certainly is easier than Egyptian slavery, but it still is no day at the beach. Actually, on second thought, matzah is like a day at the beach because matzah and sand (like unwelcomed guests) have the same tendency to annoyingly linger no matter how often you brush them away. Of course, matzah is not supposed to be easy, which is why we traditionally refer to it as the “Bread of Affliction.” The question is: despite being the “Bread of Affliction,” what are matzah’s positive qualities? Forensically speaking, matzah is a detective’s dream. Imagine arriving at a crime scene and finding a trail of matzah crumbs conveniently leading you to the perpetrator. In fact, if everyone ate matzah all of the time, no crime would go unsolved. Then again, if everyone ate matzah all of the time, every game of hide-and-go-seek and Marco Polo would be ruined. The loud crunching sound of matzah is one reason movie theatres and Broadway shows do not offer matzah as a refreshment. In addition, if you eat matzah in a library,

you undoubtedly will incur librarian wrath. (The only thing that makes librarians angrier is gratuitously trashing the Dewey Decimal system.) Matzah, like a house built on an active fault line, will inevitably crumble. Such crumbling, however, is a blessing when you are eating soup and desire some floating texture. In that connection, I’ve al-

a similar story explains how granola bars turned into granola and how chocolate bars turned into chocolate chips.) Matzah is easy to store and it has a relatively long shelf-life. In the event of a nuclear event, you should be able to sit in your bomb shelter and munch on matzah until the radioactivity has sufficiently subsid-

If your child brings home a report card that is inexcusably filled with subpar grades, you have every right to scream, “Matzah!”

ways wondered how the first box of matzah farfel (matzah broken into small pieces) was made. I imagine a klutzy employee working at a matzah factory and accidentally dropping a stack of matzah on the factory floor, causing it to shatter into thousands of pieces. As the bumbling employee apologizes profusely, the factory owner bends down, runs his hands through the edible shards and exclaims: “Stop apologizing. You’re a genius! We can sell the broken pieces and make a killing. We’ll call it Matzah Farfel! And the lazy people out there will actually pay for this stuff instead of just crumbling matzah themselves.” (I’m pretty sure

ed. Plus, when help arrives, they’ll be able to find you rather easily by simply following the cacophony of crunching. Matzah, of course, was supposed to be bread, but the Hebrews leaving Egypt were in too much of a hurry to let it bake to perfection. Thus, matzah is inherently something that has been rushed. As a result, the word “matzah” can serve as an effective one-word admonition. Imagine a sales team pitching an idea to their CEO but it’s obvious they have acted too hastily and have not thought the concept through. Instead of the CEO taking the time to explain how halfbaked the idea sounds, the CEO can

simply yell: “This is matzah! Total matzah. Next!” Matzah, an almost-bread, also is something that has not fully risen to the occasion and thus has fallen short. So, if your stockbroker recommends a stock but it underperforms, you should complain that the investment is “Matzah!” If your child brings home a report card that is inexcusably filled with subpar grades, you have every right to scream, “Matzah!” If a seven-foot tall professional basketball player goes up for a dunk but gets insufficient lift and is rejected by the front of the rim, everyone in the stadium should chant, “Matzah, matzah, matzah” until the player is benched. Comparatively speaking, when it comes to commemorating the Exodus, there are worse things that Jews could be forced to do than eat matzah. For example, imagine if throughout Passover, Jews had to make bricks. (Then again, I’ve been served some pretty hefty matzah balls that could have doubled as bricks.) Bottom line: On Passover, serving matzah ball soup makes perfect sense but to celebrate the miracle of the Exodus, you should consider serving “Split Sea” Soup. Happy crunching.

Jon Kranz is an attorney living in Englewood, New Jersey. Send any comments, questions or insults to jkranz285@ gmail.com.

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Strange Stories from World War II By Avi Heiligman

Charles Carpenter with his jerry-rigged plane. Notice the three bazookas strapped to the side of the plane

ot all military conflicts are long and drawn out. In fact, the shortest war in history was the Anglo-Zanzibar War in 1896 which lasted just 38 minutes. Most wars do have some anomalies, like the North Korean fighter jet downed by the IAF during the Yom Kippur War. When it comes to the most interesting and unusual facts during wars, WWII seems to have the most out of all wars in history. Here are just a few of those stories that have been relegated to fascinating side notes in the global conflict. All types of animals have been used in war. During WWII the Americans used pack mules to carry weapons in Burma; the Brits had the National Pigeon Service; and the Poles had Corporal Wojtek. Wojtek was born in Iran and joined the Polish 22nd Artillery Company in 1942. However, he wasn’t a human. Wojtek was Syrian Brown Bear that was purchased as a mascot when he was a small cub but due to regulations the only way for the soldiers to keep him was to have him join the army. One time, while in British Palestine, a thief broke into the Polish Army compound and was surprised to find a brown bear staring him down. The thief was arrested, and Wojtek – the bear – was rewarded with a beer. In 1943 the Poles joined the Allies in the bitter fight in Italy. The only way for Wojtek to stay with the army was to

actually join them and so he was given a rank, pay book and serial number. One day while his handler was sent as an artillery observer, Wojtek started moving crates with ammunition to the cannons. The 22nd soon changed their official badge to a bear holding a cannon shell. After the war Wojtek was placed in the Edinburg Zoo where he lived until 1963. Camouflage took on a new life during the war. Many times the ability to disguise a piece of equipment fooled the enemy. As the Japanese

Corporal Wojtek of the Polish army

Dutch East Indies. She was too slow to sail with other ships to Australia, and the 45 sailors on board came up with the crazy idea to blend in with the other islands. Using trees, foliage and paint to make her look like an island she managed to evade Japanese detection for over a week. During the day she remained motionless, and finally, on March 20, 1942, was last ship from Java to arrive safely in Australia. She became known as the ship that turned into an island. Aerial dogfights were known to

“Some people around here think I’m nuts but I just believe that if we’re going to fight a war we have to get on with it sixty minutes an hour and twenty-four hours a day.”

swiftly made their way across the Pacific a few stragglers managed to find their way to Australia. One lucky hip was the slow-moving Dutch minesweeper HNLMS Abraham Crijnssen. The ship was armed with just one 3-inch gun and two 20mm cannon when the Japanese took over the

be high speed chases with two fighters firing guns at speeds like 1,400 rounds per minute. The last known aerial dogfight over Europe was nothing of that sort. Reminiscent of WWI dogfights, two small spotter planes chased each other and shot pistols at each other. The American Piper

Cub, nicknamed Miss Me, was piloted by Duane Francies with William Marin as his backseater. On April 11, 1945, they noticed a German Fieseler Storch about 100 miles away from Berlin. They flew really close as both planes were unarmed. The only weapons they had were Colt .45s that they emptied into the German’s windshield, fuel tank and wing. The German landed his plane and was soon followed by the Americans to make sure he didn’t get away. The German observer had been hit in the foot and a quick warning shot made the enemy pilot give up his hiding place. It took 22 years for Francies to be awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross for his actions that day. Francies had been a model pilot earlier in the war as he routinely put his plane in danger to spot for artillery, deliver needed supplies like blood plasma, carry messages and save the life of a gravely wounded American junior officer. Another Piper Cub pilot was annoyed that he wasn’t given a fighter plane so he jerry-rigged his plane with bazookas. Major Charles Carpenter ordered a technician to place three bazooka tubes under each wing and started to look for opportunities to shoot at the Germans. Bazooka Charlie destroyed many armored vehicles, including six tanks. Two of the Nazi tanks were the feared Tiger tank. He was awarded the Silver Star and said of his actions: “Some people around

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to catch their Nazi foes. Francies had to use a pistol, and Bill Overstreet Jr. chased a Bf 109 through the arches of the Eiffel Tower. At the time the Nazis controlled Paris and

here think I’m nuts but I just believe that if we’re going to fight a war we have to get on with it sixty minutes an hour and twenty-four hours a day.” Some pilots had to really work

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the chase and subsequent kill of the German Messerschmitt boosted morale through the ranks of the French underground. British pilots were tasked with the nearly impossible job of steering German V-1 Flying Bombs sent from Occupied Europe off course. They came up with the ingenious idea of flying close to the bomb and tipping it with the wing of their own aircraft. This caused many of the bombs to go off course and crash away from populated areas. One of the most incredible tales of survival came from a British tail gunner. Nicholas Alkemade was on an Avro Lancaster heavy bomber when he was hit by a Junkers JU 88 fighter. His plane was on fire and spinning out of control, and, to make matters worse, his parachute was unserviceable. He decided to jump anyway from 18,000 feet. Unbelievably, his landing was cushioned by trees and soft snow, and he survived. Alkemade was captured and brought in front of the Gestapo who eventually believed his story when they found his unused parachute in the wreckage. He survived Nazi POW camps and returned to England after the war. Many of the American weapons were inferior to the Germans and Japanese equivalents. What made the Axis powers afraid was the power of American production which pushed the balance of power in the Allies’ favor. The grenades that

Americans had were better than the German versions. The shape of the grenades used by the U.S. were the size of a baseball so that the troops should be able throw them with ease and accuracy. The German grenade, known as the potato masher, packed much less of a punch and was less successful in combat. American engineers were always tinkering with the weapons and discovered a new type of grenade that years later became known as the Flash-Bang or stun grenade. It did just that – a large flash and a loud bang to confuse the enemy. It was harmless other than to stun the senses for a few precious seconds while soldiers who knew it was coming could move into a better position to attack the enemy. In a kind of humorous situation, the American generals sitting in a room during WWII were horrified during a demonstration (reports had them clinging to a wall only to realize it couldn’t do damage) of the weapon, and it was shelved for a couple of decades. Many other strange, wild and crazy stories took place during WWII and we’ll continue the topic in a future article.

Avi Heiligman is a weekly contributor to The Jewish Home. He welcomes your comments and suggestions for future columns and can be reached at aviheiligman@gmail.com.

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Classifieds SERVICES Alternative Solutions Geriatric Care Management staff will assist you with: * Obtaining Medicaid and Pooled Income Trust * In-home Assessments, Individual and Family Counseling * Securing reliable home care assistance * Case and Care Management services Dr. S. Sasson, DSW, LCSW (718) 544- 0870 or (646) 284-6242 Struggling with Shalom Bayis? The Shalom Bayis Hotline 732-523-1112. Caring rabbanim answering your questions for free. So far very positive results BS’D! HAIR COURSE Learn how to wash & style hair & wigs Hair and wig cutting, wedding styling Private lessons or in a group Call Chaya 718-715-9009 SHALOM HANDYMAN Plumbing, heating, boiler, installation, sewer, locks, dryer vent cleaning and more… CALL 917-217-3676 Yoga & Licensed Massage Therapy Peaceful Presence Studio 436 Central Avenue, Cedarhurst Separate men/women Group/private sessions Gift Cards Available www. Peacefulpresence.com 516 -371 -3715 GERBER MOVING FULL SERVICE MOVING Packing Moving Supplies Local Long Distance Licensed Insured 1000’S Of Happy Customers Call Shalom 347-276-7422

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HOUSES FOR SALE Don’t Get Stuck With a Two Story House Ya Know, It’s One Story Before You Buy It But a Second Story After You Own It! Call Dov Herman For An Accurate Unbiased Home Inspection Infrared - Termite Inspection Full Report All Included NYC 718-INSPECT Long Island 516-INSPECT www.nyinspect.com WOODMERE NEW LISTING 4 BR Hi Ranch, maidsroom/office, oversized property, in ground pool 9ft deep, all new systems, new renovation Owner relocating, priced for quick sale $630,000.00 MCR 718 930-4167 Robert Bielsky HEWLETT BAY PARK: NEW TO MARKET Spectacular Waterfront Colonial On 2+Acres, Bulkhead & Dock, 6BR, 6.5BA, Grand LR, Den W/Fplc, Eik W/Gas BBQ, Formal DR, IG-Heat Pool, Wood & Marble Floors Throughout, Separate Carriage House, 4 Car Garage & Much More...$2.2M Call Carol Braunstein (516) 295-3000 www.pugatch.com HEWLETT NECK Magnificent English Manor Home, Custom Built Brick 8BR, 10.55BA Colonial, Built On 1.59 Acres. Huge Wood/Granite Eik, Formal DR & LR, Movie Theater, Basketball Court & Game Rm W/Wet Bar In Fin Bsmt, Outdoor Heated IG-Pool, Tennis Court, Cabana & Sept Guest Quarters…$POR Call Carol Braunstein (516) 295-3000 www.pugatch.com NORTH WOODMERE: NEW LISTING 4BR, 2.5BA Hi-Ranch, Skylight, Lg Den, Eik, Formal DR, 2 Attached Garage, SD#15, Low Taxes…$759K Call Carol Braunstein (516) 295-3000 www.pugatch.com WOODMERE: NEW TO MARKET Nicely Maintained Brick & Stucco CH Colonial, 3BR, 2BA, Formal DR, Spacious Master BR, Room To Expand, Low Taxes…$699K Call Carol Braunstein (516) 295-3000 www.pugatch.com WOODMERE: Spacious 6BR, 3BA Raised Ranch, Eik, 4BR On One Level, Low Taxes, Great Closet Space, Close To All…$879K Call Carol Braunstein - (516) 295-3000 www.pugatch.com

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Classifieds classifieds@fivetownsjewishhome.com / text 443-929-4003 COMMERCIAL RE ROSEDALE: 750 +/- SF Retail Store W/4 Parking Spots, 10’ Ceilings, Great High-Traffic Location on Woodmere/Rosedale Border, For Lease… Call Randy For More Details (516) 295-3000 www.pugatch.com WANTAGH: Various Sized Retail Spaces, Ample OnSite Parking, Great Location, For Lease…Call Alan or Randy for More Details (516) 295-3000 www.pugatch.com WOODMERE: High Tech Executive Suites W/Parking & Storage, Various Sizes Available, All New!!! 24 Hour Access, All Utilities Included Plus Many Amenities, For Lease …Call Lori for More Details (516) 295-3000 www.pugatch.com FOLLOW THE LEADER TO WOODMERE, Now Is The Time To Act!!! No Metered Parking, Various Retail/Office Spaces Available, For Sale/Lease... Call For More Details (516) 295-3000 www.pugatch.com

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ROCKVILLE CENTRE Warehouse With Office 6,000 ft. available. Ideal Location. Walk to LIRR - Double Loading dock. 917-822-0499 WAREHOUSE UP TO 10,000 S/F Rockville Centre Loading Dock - Walk to LIRR 917-822-0499

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WOODMERE: PET FRIENDLY BLDG – BEST BUY - Well Maintained 1 Bedroom Apt On 5th Floor in Elevator Bldg, Bright & Sunny, Eik, Washer/ Dryer In Basement, Close To All…$129K Call Carol Braunstein (516) 295-3000 www.pugatch.com

CEDARHURST 500-3,500 +/- SF Beautiful, newly renovated space for rent. Ideal for Retail or Executive offices. Prime location. Convenient Parking. Call Sam @516-612-2433 or 718-747-8080

CO-OP FOR SALE WOODMERE: BEST BUY – NEW PRICE SMALL PETS OK: Beautiful Corner Unit In Elevator Bldg, 2BR, 5 Closets, All Large Rooms, Sunny & Spacious, Close To All...$165K Call Carol Braunstein (516) 295-3000 www.pugatch.com HEWLETT: NEW TO MARKET!!! Lovely & Spacious 1BR, 1BA Co-op, Underground Parking Spot Incl & Storage...$105K Call Carol Braunstein (516) 295-3000 www.pugatch.com

APT FOR SALE LAWRENCE. LARGE ONE BEDROOM APT. Close to train, underground parking, spacious living room/dining area. Motivated seller $118,000. Call 917-299-8082

BUNG FOR SALE SUMMER BUNGALOW IN WOODRIDGE on all Orthodox street. Walk to Shul. Nice summer vocation for new family, great for investment! Low taxes. Linda 212-254-3169

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5Towns Boys Yeshiva seeking Elem Gen Ed Teachers. Great working environment and pay. Only lic/ exp need apply. Email resume to yeshivalooking@gmail.com

HOUSE FOR RENT: WOODMERE/TREE STREETS Very central location, 6 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, huge backyard. Available now. 917-750-6700 2 BEDROOM APT IN FAR ROCKAWAY Available furnished newly renovated basement apartment with high ceilings, airy and light Brand new kitchen and appliances. All rooms have split air conditioner. Full bathroom and WiFi . Please call Ricki 347-248-9160 $1400 + utilities

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Well known Preschool in Far Rockaway, seeking CERTIFIED SPECIAL ED TEACHER to substitute from March 15-April 10th Competitive salary, pleasant working conditions Email resume to scohen@oonourwaylc.org CATAPULT LEARNING Teachers, Title I Boro Park, Williamsburg and Flatbush Schools *College/Yeshiva Degree *Teaching experience required *Strong desire to help children learn *Small group instruction *Excellent organization skills Competitive salary Send resume to: Fax: (212) 480-3691 ~ Email: nyteachers@catapultlearning.com Assistant Preschool teacher to start immediately in local Bais Yaakov. Please call 718-868-3232

HELP WANTED ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Radiology Office in Queens serving Healthcare industry is seeking an experienced Administrative Assistant. Must have prior office & computer experience as well as be able to multi task, work independently, have an excellent phone manner & organizational skills. Prior Healthcare experience a plus. We offer an excellent salary & benefits pkg as well as a great working environment. Pls email resume in confidence to spxjob1@gmail.com

HELP WANTED Immediate (part time) opening for OT IN ESTABLISHED SPECIAL ED PRESCHOOL IN FAR ROCKAWAY. Contact jkaplan@onourwaylc.org Immediate openings for Middle School Language Arts Teacher and Limudei Kodesh Maternity substitute in Hebrew Academy of Long Beach - afternoons only. Resumes to ulubetski@halb.org

Enthusiastic warm Queens Yeshiva is seeking teachers of 3rd and 4th grade as well as 8th grade algebra. Please call 917-742-8909 and and/or email resume to rlswia@aol.com.

OVERNIGHT \WEEKEND COUNSELOR Responsible and exp’d staff to live in a beautiful group home & work 3 nights\week 7pm - 9am. Staff are not req’d to remain awake after 11pm. Staff are req’d to work two weekends per month. Free rent & food. Stipend given as well. Great for college girl. For additional info contact Frayde Yudkowsky at 732.948.4636 or fyudkowsky@evolvetreatment.com

Real Estate Development and Investment company is looking for an experienced Investor Relation associate to raise capital for sponsor/ investor relationships. Compensation will be offered thru partnership/commission. Contact info@zreny.com 718-285-0941

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CAHAL SEEKING A SUBSTITUTE ASSISTANT TEACHER CAHAL is Seeking a Substitute Assistant Teacher for a girls Bais Yaakov class starting after Pesach. If interested send your resume to shira@ cahal.org or fax 516-295-2899. Call 516295-3666 for more information.

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I, Robot By Allan Rolnick

or decades now, governments across the world have struggled with where to impose taxes to raise the revenue they need to offer modern services. Should they simply raise rates? Should they broaden the base by eliminating loopholes and deductions? Should they sock it to smokers, drinkers, or other disfavored groups? How about entirely new levies designed to influence behaviors, like a carbon tax or soda tax? The smartest minds in politics and economics have grappled with these questions. Not only have they failed to make everyone happy, they’ve failed to make anyone happy. At the same time, writers and filmmakers have worked to populate our imagination with a variety of more-or-less human robots. These have included the Laurel and Hardy-esque R2D2 and C3PO of Star Wars fame, the human replicants of Blade Runner, and the self-aware killers of Westworld. Sooooo ... how long did you think it would take for some mad genius to make a mashup of taxes and robots? Well, today is that day, and Microsoft founder Bill Gates is that genius. His proposal is exactly the sort of thing

you’d expect from a guy who dropped out of college to lead the personal computer revolution. Forget trying to squeeze more taxes out of people — let’s just tax the robots! “Right now, the human worker who does, say, $50,000 worth of work in a factory, that income is

not support. They don’t sweat late nights wrestling with W2s, quarterly estimates, or tax forms. And, at least as far as we know, no robot has ever opened a secret bank account or shell corporation in some sunny Caribbean tax haven. Of course, robots can’t real-

At least as far as we know, no robot has ever opened a secret bank account or shell corporation in some sunny Caribbean tax haven. taxed and you get income tax, social security tax, all those things. If a robot comes in to do the same thing, you’d think that we’d tax the robot at a similar level.” At first blush, taxing robots might sound like science fiction. But robots don’t mind paying taxes. They don’t feel pain at the thought that their hard-earned money is going to pay for government spending they might

ly pay taxes. In practice, taxing Team Robot would mean taxing the businesses that own the robots and use them to replace human labor. It’s really just a shift from taxing labor to taxing capital. Taxes could likely be calculated on a per-head basis, or an amount based on the revenue the robot helps produce, and be paid to wherever the robot lives. Taxing robots can also help make

up for the money government loses by not being able to tax the workers the robots replace. Right now, there are 3.5 million truck drivers hurtling down America’s highways, along with 220,000 taxi drivers and 160,000 Uber drivers. The driverless car revolution is sure to replace some of those jobs. That will torpedo taxes and be a real windfall for businesses that no longer have to hire human workers. Taxing the robots can help restore the current balance. If taxing robots works, there’s no limit to where we can turn next. Taxing smartphones? Taxing video games? Taxing the Muppets? It’s all fun and games until somebody tries to tax you. Good thing you’ve got us! We’re here to give you the plan you need to pay less ... so you can focus on important things like defending yourself from the robot takeover!

Allan J Rolnick is a CPA who has been in practice for over 30 yea rs in Queens, NY. He welcomes your comments and can be reached at 718-896-8715 or at allanjrcpa@aol.com.

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Decisions, Decisions By Rivki D. Rosenwald Esq., CLC, SDS

ere’s the thing: sometimes we just get stuck in a dilemma or a challenge. Not a major one. I call it a time-consuming one. And that’s when our minds go wild. In the end, I’m sure we make the honest, right move. But our minds have traveled some convoluted paths to get there. See if any of this speaks to you. Forgetting: Let’s say you forgot to meet with someone or forgot some event – completely! It happens, although maybe less often these days, since practically everyone has a calendar. In fact, built right into their phone which is built into their palm. But still, you could possibly forget to look at your calendar! So, here’s the dilemma. Create an excuse or say I forgot? But what can be so important that it excuses you? So suddenly all these thoughts flurry through your mind. Hmmmm... My best friend showed up from out of the country. I had to suddenly take my kid to the doctor. “Wait, what am I doing? I forgot, pure and simple! Now I’m adding a lie to that. No, this is not about lying or saving face. This is just not wanting someone to think

they don’t matter to me.” Round and round you go! I’m not saying anyone in the end opts for the fabrication. I’m just saying a lot comes into play and our minds do some fancy footwork to get

our way. “I’ll just go sit in the car and talk to myself.” RSVP-ing about actually attending a wedding: now there’s one decision that takes up a lot of brain space. Do I really want to stay for the meal?

We’re often drowning in this exploration: how do I handle things best?

to a solution. For instance, you’re running late for a wedding. You start thinking: how can I make up the lost time? What do I eliminate? Forget the shower? Took one this morning. Have someone else drop my kid at his friend’s. A quarter tank, I’ll get gas on the way back. Forget finding the invitation, I’ll call someone from the car... Still running late?! “Hmmmm, what else can I eliminate – oh yes, my wife! – then I’ll get there in plenty of time! She’s just starting with her makeup.” OK, we can’t always control the things that get in

Should I just respond chuppah only? Is that offensive? Maybe it’s better to say coming for the whole thing and then leave early. But why should I waste their money if I’m not planning to stay? How close are we really, anyway? Who’s going to be there? How late do we want to stay out? What else do I have that week? Maybe I should just let them know that I have something else that night! After all there is always something else going on. Actual RSVP: “Sure we’ll be there with our dancing shoes on, wouldn’t miss it for the world.” Returning a library book: May-

be not a lot of people take out library books anymore. But this used to be a big one. It’s due, but I’m not done with it so do I go back and renew it? But, that’s such a shlep. Do I keep it and pay the few extra cents it costs to return an overdue book? “Oy, now, I can’t find it!” “OK, just pay the full price for the book!” Wait, I found it, I better not tell them – I think I owe more in overdue charges than if I buy it outright! Decisions, decisions! There are endless things we may find ourselves vacillating about. We’re often drowning in this exploration: how do I handle things best? There’s no simple answers. The process is inevitable. In fact, it is the process itself that allows you to arrive at an answer. It works like this: You don’t have a sudden epiphany, and then you get burnt out ruminating. And thus, to revive yourself, you finally settle on a solution.

Rivki Rosenwald is a certified relationship counselor, and career and life coach. She can be contacted at 917-705-2004 or rivki@rosenwalds.com

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