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PANDEMIC 2020 mini catalog
In April we asked our Instagram followers to participate in a Design Your Own Soap Contest and share their ideas with us. We picked our four favorites to create a limited time Pandemic Series. A portion of the proceeds from these soap and candle styles will be donated to Feeding America.
@ threetwentynineco
@ thejessicalauren
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@ gigi.purple
PANDEMIC SOAP ESS-S
ESSENTIAL WORKERS Smells like validation… That only the plague could give you. Black Market Hand Sanitizer (Lemon Clean Scent)
Back side:
aPermanent mask lines aInsensitive customers aHey, man, back the F off
C20-S
Back side:
aVirtual prom aOnline college aThanks for nothing
CLASS OF 2020 Smells like the longest senior skip day The universe owes you. Zoom Champagne Toasts
WORKING FROM HOME Smells like video calls that could have been emails At least nobody can smell the whiskey in that coffee mug. Whiskey with a Splash of Coffee
TIG-S
Back side:
aEnhances your mullet aLooks good on a throne aTeeth optional
TIGER KING Smells like meth And that bitch Carole Baskin. Sardine Oil on Your Boot (Teakwood and Cardamom)
WOR-S
Back side:
aPants-free devices aPanic-based overcompensation aUsually buzzed
PANDEMIC CANDLES
ESSENTIAL WORKERS
CLASS OF 2020
ESS-C
C20-C
WORKING FROM HOME
TIGER KING
WOR-C
TIG-C
AS ALWAYS, MINIMUM OPENING ORDER IS $150.00. REORDERS: $100.00. FREE DISPLAY BOX WHEN FILLED.
EACH PANDEMIC SOAP STYLE SOLD BY THE CASE (4-PACKS) QTY CODE SOAP STYLE
UNIT PRICE CASE PRICE
TIG-S TIGER KING ESS-S ESSENTIAL WORKERS
$4.50 $4.50
$18.00 $18.00
C20-S CLASS OF 2020 WOR-S WORKING FROM HOME
$4.50
$18.00
$4.50
$18.00
TOTAL
TOTAL PANDEMIC SOAP $
EACH PANDEMIC CANDLE STYLE SOLD BY THE CASE (3-PACKS) QTY CODE CANDLE STYLE
TIG-C TIGER KING ESS-C ESSENTIAL WORKERS
C20-C CLASS OF 2020 WOR-C WORKING FROM HOME
UNIT PRICE CASE PRICE
$10.00
$30.00
$10.00
$30.00
$10.00
$30.00
$10.00
$30.00
TOTAL PANDEMIC CANDLE $
TOTAL
BATH BOMBS for PANDEMIC BATHS
WHAT KIDS? Smells like a locked door
DAY DRINKING Smells like Saturday
I can’t hear you I can’t hear you I can’t hear you.
DAY-B
WHA-B
And Sunday and Monday and Tuesday and you get the drill.
ZERO FUCKS Smells like you have none left to give
IT’S ONLY FRICKIN’ TUESDAY Smells like slowly dying
BIRTHDAY BLUES Smells like every birthday after 21
And frankly, I don’t blame you. Much.
There’s no way in hell I’m going to make it to Friday, people.
Which is cool, because I’m still 21. Just like every year.
ZER-B
FRI-B
BIR-B
WASHING HANDS IS SMART.
Fake News
Silently Judging
orange scent FAK-L
lemon scent SIL-L
WASH YOUR HANDS. SERIOUSLY.
Day Drinking
Introverts
Smells like Saturday
Unscented
And Sunday and Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and you get the drill.
Because seriously, you’re not going anywhere anyway.
Mojitos
Unscented
Back side: Pairs well with daytime TV Helps pass the time Seamless segue into nighttime drinking
Back side: Great solo activity Respects your space Won’t ask you to an event
DAY-S / DAY-C
INT-S / INT-C
Soap
Soap
Candle
Candle
Birthday Blues
It’s Fine
Smells like every birthday after 21
Smells like somebody’s passive-aggressive
Which is cool, because I’m still 21. Just like every year.
No really. It’s fine. I’m fine. It’s all fine. Really.
Sad Birthday Cake
Plain Tap Water
Back side: I never get carded anymore And I’m STILL 21. Pinky swear. Will you stop counting already?
Back side: Whatever I'm not mad It’s fine
BIR-S / BIR-C
ITF-S / ITF-C
Soap
Soap
Candle
Candle
It’s Only Frickin’ Tuesday
Zero Fucks
Smells like slowly dying
Smells like you have none left to give
There’s no way in hell I’m going to makle it to Friday, people.
And frankly, I don’t balme you. Much.
Gum smacking co-worker (spearmint) Back side: Wake me up on Thursday I’m already four coffees in Yawn. ITF-S / ITF-C
Creamsicle scent Back side: Tired Of It ZER-S / ZER-C Soap
Soap Candle Candle
Yuge Mistakes
Napping
Smells like a comb-over
Smells like my one true love
But a really super terrific comb-over like you’ve never seen before.
Seriously. Don’t try to come between me and my naps, ’less you want cut.
Fat cat scent (Cubans & cognac)
Mtn. Dew sugar crash
Back side: Makes washing great again Only losers don’t use soap Incredible formula made by the best most intelligent people
Back side: Midmorning nap After-lunch nap After-nap nap
YUG-S / YUG-C
NAP-S / NAP-C
Soap
Soap
Candle
Candle
Fake News
Social Anxiety
Smells like drinking the Kool-Aid
Smells like a list of pre-planned excuses
No wonder everyone has their heads in the sand.
Are you kidding me? I really did break my glass eye and set the waterbed on fire.
Orange Kool-Aid
Vodka Vitamin Water
Back side: You’re fake news No you are Takes one to know one, poser news
Back side: I have Ebola My hamster ran away I just found out I’m a hologram
FAK-S / FAK-C
SOC-S / SOC-C
Soap
Soap
Candle
Candle
First World Problems
Slightly Unhinged
Smells like your European vacation was a real bummer
Smells like unpredictable behavior
What, your wifi isn’t working? Tears, buddy.
Which is completely sexy until you stab someone.
I said no almonds (Almond scented)
Jello shots scent
Back side: Hot Pocket is still frozen My AC is FREEZING Ripped jeans now too ripped
Back side: 20% scary Always exciting 35% scarier after cocktails
FIR-S / FIR-C
SLI-S / SLI-C
Soap
Soap
Candle
Candle
Why leave your house when you could be using our pencils?
Back side: NO FUCKS. We hear you. You’re so over it you can’t even. This newlyconcocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe. So kudos to you! Even though you couldn’t give a F. We know. Fresh out.
Product code: ZER-P
PENCILS FOR FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
Back side: MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? ORDER?
Back side: AWWWWW...
You must be completely delusional
I hear you’re having a bad day. First of all, your wifi sucks, so Shameless is totally lagging. Plus, it’s 95 outside but you’re shivering under a blanket because the AC is SO freezing, and now your glutenfree muffin was the BEST gluten-free muffin you’ve ever had until you realized they gave you the one with almonds. And we both know you said NO NUTS.
if you think I’m a
Product code: FIR-P
green Jello. Shut
waiter, pal. In fact, I could argue that your very existence is at the mercy of my skilled, capable hands right now. So too bad if you don’t like the your trap and maybe I’ll come back to check on you. Key word:
maybe. Product code: NUR-P
BURN A CANDLE AND CHILL OUT.
FUCK THIS.
Smells like I’m over it Bye, Felicia. Amaretto Sour fragrance
Product code: WT1-C
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Smells like an existential crisis Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me? Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri fragrance
FRIENDOPHOBIA
The fear of connecting with someone and having to live up to it later
* AWKWARD SILENCE *
Neglected Cactus fragrance
Product code: FRI-V
Product code: WT4-C
THE WINNERS: