THE LANCE - 2004-2005 School Year

The Lance St. Francis de Sales High School’s Official Student Newspaper Since 1956

VOLUME 49, ISSUE NO. 1

FRIDAY, AUGUST 27, 2004

Spain trip was an eventful one

By Enrique Pierce, ‘07 Lance Staff Writer

SFS Students on the Riviera

James Molnar

Eight French students (L to R: back row - James Molnar, Nick Toney, Patrick Stengle, Adam Molnar, Justin VanDemark; front row - Michael DeLaney, Patrick Sholl, and Richard Fernandez) pause for a picture in Monaco on the French Riviera. They spent two days in southern France on the Mediterranean, which was part of their 11-day trip.

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From Dream to Reality

By James Molnar, ‘05 Lance Editor-in-Chief

Everyone by now has seen that St. Francis is undergoing major construction and renovation. Speaking with Fr. Olszewski, President of St. Francis, THE LANCE learned the current status of construction and some of the reasoning behind the project.

“It’s going along,” Fr. O explained. “They have done a lot of work; [however,] there is still a little bit we need to get finished before school begins. The building is kind of a mess, but we are going to have some mess as we go through the school year with this construction.”

Returning students may remember what preceded the mess: noise. With demolition crews, beeping dumpster trucks and bulldozers, and headache-inducing jackhammers, there were plenty of noises that made classes, especially those on the front side of the building, difficult to get through.

“I would think that the noise will be far less [now] because last spring there was a lot of demolition going on, and there is really no demolition happening right now. It’s a matter of building things up,” Fr. O ensured. He then cautioned, “Now there will be demolition beginning again in the middle of the fall and next winter, but that will be pretty much in the athletic area of the building. I don’t think the noise will be as bad as it was. You should not hear jackhammers or bulldozers.”

Because the site looks like a war zone, there were rumors circulating that a portion of the project, especially in the kitchen/cafeteria area, would not be ready for the start of school and because of it, the opening day of school would have to be pushed back so that the aforementioned area could be completed. What did Fr. O have to say about the rumor? “No. That’s not true. The worst that would happen if they don’t have everything ready to go is that maybe they would have extra pizza days or something.” Fr. Olszewski went on to say that Gladieux Corporation, the company in charge of serving lunch, has to put a great deal of equipment in the kitchen. St. Francis took care of the construction, and it is Gladieux’s job to put in the equipment. Their plan is to be ready when classes begin on August 30. Students would love to hear of a delay in starting school, since extra pizza days are always welcomed.

SFS’s project is following major construction and additions that other area Catholic high schools have had done. For example, Notre Dame Academy had a new gym built recently. THE LANCE asked if this was a reason St. Francis wanted a new gym, etc. “That is a piece of it,” Fr. O explained. “You have to be competitive, and you have to stay with the times, but really we began this whole thing and knew that our fiftieth anniversary was approaching. We got together all of our people and talked and talked [about] what we would love to do to our school, if we could do anything. And that’s how the whole thing really came together… The dream is becoming a reality.”

Indeed, the dream is now coming alive, but remember that money is a key factor in determining how much the school can do, for it is a $13 million project. When THE LANCE last checked in April 2004, $7.3 million had been raised. Four months later, $1.1 million has been added to that sum. Fr. O said that there are more potentially “big givers” out there, but they have yet to commit.

Now that there is significant progress and a new school year starting, seniors especially want to know where their new lounge will be and when they will be able to walk on their steps, which were demolished last April.

Fr. O explained: “Temporarily, we are going to keep the senior area up in the main lobby as it was at the end of last year, but it’s going to be larger and in better shape.” Since the main entrance will not be accessible until the Senior Steps are opened, a temporary wall was put up and that section in front of the wall will be the transitional Senior Lounge, which is, coincidentally, right next to the Dean’s new office, so Seniors: Watch out! “The whole Senior Steps and the new entrance should be installed and ready to go probably around December or the first of the year,” Fr. O continued. “And at that time too, the cafeteria will be finished, and our plan is that the front/northern-most section of the cafeteria, which will fly up two floors and will be glass-fronted, is the senior area.

We plan to have it open to the seniors all through the school day. Vending machines will be accessible all through the school day [ as well]. So that will be kind of nice, kind of more collegiate.” ... (Continued on Page 4)

watched craftsmen make swords in Toledo (you’ve heard of Toledo blades?) and special jewelry. In Segovia, they saw a Roman aqueduct and the castle where Christopher Columbus came to ask Queen Isabella and King Ferdinand to finance his trip to the New World.

They saw the fortress city of Avila, and toured the University of Salamanca. In Madrid, they visited a bull ring and the soccer stadium. In each place, the travelers tried native foods, and even visited Spanish discos. In each city, the group bought souvenir T-shirts for Ryan, and, in Madrid, they purchased a poster appearing to advertise Ryan as a bullfighter in an upcoming event.

Eighteen students from SFS (with chaperones Mrs. Christine Holliday, Ms. Virginia Shaver, and Mr. Pat Hufford) visited central Spain in late June. The 18 Knights were scheduled to see Madrid, Toledo, Salamanca, Segovia, and Avila on the 9-day trip, and all were looking forward to seeing the museums, bullrings, and restaurants they had head about in Spanish class.

The trip over was uneventful. As with many overseas trips, the Knights group flew overnight, so that they arrived in Madrid just as the day was starting. Their first stop was Toledo, where they quickly got used to doing a lot of climbing. Toledo is a city on a hill, which made it a perfect fortress in its early years as a Roman capital. The temperature was in the high 90’s, and all of the students admitted feeling a bit light-headed from the lack of sleep and the high temperatures.

For one student, the feeling of queasiness wasn’t due to the long flight or the heat in Toledo.

Ryan Mallory began to experience the symptoms of something more serious on the second day of the trip, and called his father, Dr. David Mallory, for advice when he didn’t feel any better. Dr. Mallory advised the chaperones to take Ryan to a hospital, and within an hour of his entering the emergency room, Ryan was undergoing appendectomy surgery. His apChristine Holliday pendix had not burst, but there From L to R: Brian Martin, Alex Zychowicz, was some concern about infecAustin Jasin, Zach Rost, Zach Malosh, Peter tion, and doctors in Our Lady Blank, and Dan McKernan take a moment to mug of Health Hospital decided to for the camera in the lovely city of Segovia. operate immediately, which happened to be at about 1:00 in the morning.

The return trip was quite eventful. Airline Ryan spent a day in the Recovery officials in Madrid could not locate their tickRoom, then was moved to a semi-private ets, causing them almost to miss their flight to room. That first day post-operation, he Frankfort. Then, the Frankfort airlines reprewas confined to bed and not allowed to sentatives told the group that their flight was eat or drink anything. The pay television overbooked, and they would have to fly on a was on the wall out of his reach, and the later (12 hours later!) flight. In the end, after room was not air conditioned. He spent three or four security checks, the travelers were a miserable time that first day, but appre- able to fly on their original flight, and met their ciated visits from some of his traveling families and friends at Detroit right on time. companions. By the third day, his mother, Many of the travelers called their trip “a Pat, had flown to Spain to be with him, once-in-a-lifetime-experience” and pledged to and she stayed with Ryan until his re- return when they had more time (and more lease from the hospital a week after the Spanish language skills.) The group toured surgery. with ACIS, a tour company based in Boston.

In the meantime, the rest of the tour The group was the 6th SFS group to travel to group continued their trip. They Spain in the last 12 years.

Inside this issue...

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- Service Trips -Trip to France - Senior Year: Are we ready?

Upcoming Events...

Opening School Football Game at Perrysburg

-FYI: Freshmen

Opening Day of School (8:25 a.m. - 2:45 p.m.)

-Fall Sports Preview -Playing Poker -Get Involved!

“M” Schedule Opening School Liturgy

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NEWS & OPINION

FRIDAY, AUGUST 27, 2004

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Senior year: Are we ready?

Knights do service in Honduras

By Patrick Stengle, ‘05 Lance Assistant Editor

By Dan Dery, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

Senior year has arrived, and while some of us feel no different than we did when we first stepped into St. Francis, it has been three long years, and now we’re finally reaching the home stretch. Those three years have earned us, as entering seniors, certain perks, privileges, and prestige, but along with these powers comes responsibility.

A common goal seniors hope to attain is to make their last year of high school their best year.

Many seniors want to make this year as carefree and easy as possible. These optimistic aspirations seem to ignore the Guidance Department’s plea for challenging ourselves academically. College is what they want us to focus on, and, indeed, college is what we wil stress over.

Application deadlines, letters of recommendation, campus visits, and, of course, finally choosing a school will take a considerable amount of effort and time.

Therefore, the longing for a carefree, easily senior year may prove to be an impossible dream.

One responsibility seniors must face is the completion of 30 hours of community service before graduation. Students

who participated in the mission trips to Guatamala, Appalachia, or the Honduras have already completed their service. Other students fulfilled their requirement closer to home in places such as the Sunset House and the Monroe Street Methodist Church. Students may complete their service hours during the first or second semester. So, if you haven’t begun your hours, you still have time, and there are a number of ways to serve the community. To those who have completed service hours: Don’t forget that you must write a reflection paper about your service experience. These papers must be turned in to Mrs. Conrad. Don’t wait until the last minute!

One thing our senior year does promise is to be unpredictable. The construction in the school has already cost us our senior lounge and senior steps. There have been rumors of delays because of the status of the cafeteria kitchen, but who knows? Something might be finished for us to enjoy before graduation day (see “From Dream to Reality” on page 1).

As we enter our senior year, we must ask ourselves one question: Are we ready?

Knights help in Guatemala

By Pat Kolodgy, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

During the second week of sum- extra money to support their families, mer break, several Knights and their fa- and to build communities for the people thers, as well as Fr. Extejt took a service in the dump to live in. The chief focus trip to Guatemala City, Guatemala to build of the organization is on the children, a house for a family of seven who previously had lived in the massive garbage dump in the center of the city. The group spent up to eight hours a day working on the house, and by the end of the week, they had completed it.

In addition to building a Potter’s House house, the A mother and son search through the massive garbarge Knights also dump in Guatamela City for items they can use. helped serve lunch to some of the local school chil- as they are the future of the commudren. nity.

The group of Knights worked through The Knights found much to take a Guatemalan organization called Potter’s away from this experience. They saw House, located a few hundred feet from that even though the people living in the dump in Guatemala City. The chief the dump had hardly anything to live goal of Potter’s House is to allow the on, these people were happy, always children to grow up in a positive envi- smiling and always ready to help with ronment, in which they can receive the work. This perspective stands in schooling, medical help, and counseling, direct contrast to the more materialistic to bring new business opportunities to ways many Americans lead their lives, some of the adults so that they can earn and made for quite an enlightening experience.

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Editor-in-Chief James Molnar, ‘05 Assistant Editor Patrick Stengle, ‘05

now in the process of joining the priesthood.

On July 26, 2004, twenty-two SFS The group stayed at a mission that “gringos” stepped off the plane at the helps support a larger organization airport with the third shortest runway in whose goal is to further the academic and spiritual education of many local poor children.

We soon developed a steady routine: wake up and have morning prayer, eat breakfast, and then head off to work for several hours. About half of the group went to a boys’ community to help build a wall, and the other half went to a community of teen-aged boys where we helped in the reconstruction of a roof that had been destroyed.

Alan Zobler Then we returned to the (Left to Right) Back row: Ryan Clark, Kevin Dominiak, mission, had afternoon Nick Batanian, Sam Mayer, James Desmond, & Chris Moront. Middle row: Mr. Keven Helm; Mr. Alan Zobler; prayer, ate a big lunch, and Zach Graham; Mr. Chris Helm; James Dunke; David enjoyed hours for rest and DeLapp; Tito Duran; Ryan Hambley; & Kyle Yeager. Front relaxation. When that row: Jake Peters, Kyle Vaughn, Dan Dery, Steve Handel, work was completed, we Will Midgley, Greg Johnson, & Mr. Don Conry. went to one of several the world, located in Tegucigalpa, the communities served by the mission in capital city of Honduras. This was the order to play with and to get to know first group of SFS students ever to take the children. Then came dinner, a service trip to this Central American followed by more free time before lights country. The team was made up of out. nineteen current seniors with adult By the time we returned home late at supervision and guidance present in the night on August 5, we had all grown form of Mr. Don Conry, director of considerably. We would consider our Campus Ministry; Kevin Helm, a recent trip a success, as we left our mark on the SFS graduate who has studied in Chile many children that we met, and they and who served as our primary definitely left their marks on us. After translator; and Mr. Alan Zobler, former all, the real importance of service is those teacher and cross country coach who is you serve.

A trip of a lifetime: France

By James Molnar, ‘05 Lance Editor-in-Chief

The beautiful vistas. The symmetrically-designed city of lights. The world’s most famous icon. A language that tenderly and sweetly flows from the mouth and delights the ear. These are only a few descriptions of the wonder and beauty of one of the greatest places in the world: France.

For eleven days in June, eight SFS students, along with chaperone Mr. Steve Loomis, visited the country known for its charm and beauty. The trip included excursions to the French Riviera, Normandy, and other world-renowned landmarks.

The first four days were spent in Paris, the capital of France. Some of the many sites seen were the Louvre (inside: the Mona Lisa, called “La Jaconde” in French), the Eiffel Tower (the group went up to the top at midnight to see the wonderful city lights), Notre Dame, and, of course, the Hard Rock Café Paris (some could not hold back and even bought merchandise). Over the next few days, the group visited small towns, which inTHE LANCE is the student newspaper of:

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cluded Honfleur, Rouen, and St. Malo (in the Normandy region). While in Normandy, the group visited the American Cemetery and the D-day Beaches, including the powerfully emotional Omaha Beach. The next day, the Knights, along with the others from Maine and Michigan in their group, toured the small fortified city Mont-St-Michel, which is surrounded by water on three sides. It serves as a huge tourist attraction, and there is a monastery located in the center and top of the hill-city. The group went back to Paris for an evening and the next morning caught the train (the high-speed TGV) to Nice, in southern France. While in Nice, the group visited the stony beach and traveled a little way to Monaco, where they saw the changing of the guard at Prince Rainier’s palace.

Then, the group exhausted their noses by visiting a perfumery in Eze. On the last day, the Knights had to wake up at four in the morning because they had to catch a 6 a.m. flight from Nice to Paris. There was small trouble at the airport because they arrived a little late and almost didn’t make the flight to Paris.

From Paris, they flew to Washington, D.C., then on to Detroit.

The trip was a very memorable one.

Yes, no one had to have any body parts removed, but students remained on their best behavior while trying to speak the French they had learned in class. In this romantic country, SFS students met quite a few ladies, many of whom spoke English.

This was the first time Mr. Loomis had used Explorica, a tour company based in Boston.

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FYI: FRESHMEN

FRIDAY, AUGUST 27, 2004

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Who’s who on the Knight faculty and staff?

School Nurses Mrs. Pat Fittante Mrs. Kate Malone If you become ill while at school, Mrs. Fittante or Mrs. Malone will take care of you. Any medication taken at school must be administered by one of the school nurses. Students who take medication on a daily basis will come to the nurses’ office to receive their daily dosage. Mrs. Fittante and Mrs. Malone also conduct scoliosis and vision tests on freshmen. Mrs. Malone also teaches freshman health.

Principal Mr. Andrew Hill He has something in common with the freshman: this, too, is his first year at SFS.

Attendance Mrs. Maureen Kookoothe You will need to bring a note to Mrs. Kookoothe upon return to school after an absence. This note should give the date and the reason for your absence, and it must be signed by a parent or guardian.

Malone

Fittante

Freshman teachers Curious about your freshmen teachers?

Have you heard the stories about a certain eccentric English teacher? How about that wild and wacky biology teacher or that sweet and lovable math teacher? Now you can put faces to those names. Unfortunately, The Lance was unable to obtain pictures of all freshmen teachers, but as an added bonus, many

freshmen teachers provided The Lance with a list of required supplies for their classes. Find your teachers, grouped by department, on this page and come to school ready to face the challenge of the new school year. Further information regarding these and other faculty members may be found on the SFS website (www.sfstoledo.org)

English 1. Cathy Farina 3-ring binder (1-1 1/2 inch), pocket folder, pencil, pens (one red) 2. Jeniene M. Hohl 1 college-ruled notebook, loose-leaf paper or wireless notebook 3. Virginia W. Shaver 4 pocket folders, pencil, pens (1 distinctive color - red, green, purple, etc.), paper Foreign Languages 4. Stephen R. Loomis - French 3-ring binder with five sections, pens and pencil 5. John B. Orozco - Spanish 3-ring binder with dividers, 3x5 notecards, loose-leaf paper, pens (one of a distinctive color) 6. Leo R. Schulte - German 3-ring binder 7. Nicholas M. Russo - Latin Paper, pen, pencil Health 8. Carl A. Janke Spiral notebook, pens 9. Kathryn C. Malone Notebook, writing utensil Mathematics 10. Sr. Joanne Boellner - Algebra 1. Algebra 2/Geometry, Pre-Algebra Notebook and paper, mechanical pencil recommended (specific needs for each class addressed on first day)

11. Richard G. Cromwell - Algebra 1 12. Patrick Hufford - Algebra 1 Notebook and pencil 13. Ronald J. Livecchi - Geometry Notebook, pencils 14. R. William Toney - Algebra 1 Notebook Science 15. Timothy J. Gerken - Biology Notebook, writing utensils, a willingness to learn 16. Mark F. Walton - Biology 3-ring binder (1/2" - 1") Social Studies 17. Nicholas J. Lowe - American Government 18. James C. Mello - World History 3-ring binder (medium size, not small) Religion 19. Thomas Quinn - New Testament, Christian Growth Notebook 20. Sr. Mary Carroll Schemenauer Christian Growth, Old Testament 3-ring binder (1"-1 1/2") and paper, pocket folder, pencil, pens (one red) 21. Michael F. Stoepler-Christian Growth Office Staff You may be called to the main office for a number of reasons. These are the people with whom you will most likely be dealing.

22. Mrs. Jill Jagodzinski 23. Mrs. Gwen Davison 24. Mrs. Jackie VanDemark

The Lords of Discipline

Toney

Students called to the Dean’s Office will meet with Mr. Bill Toney, Dean of Men, or Mr. Carl Collier, Assistant Dean.

While most students prefer not to be noticed by these fine gentlemen, Mr. Toney or Mr. Collier host JUG every Tuesday and Thursday after school

Collier

from 2:50 - 3:50, or by appointment Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday morning from 7:15 a.m. - 8:15 a.m. A student may not arrive late to JUG, not even by one minute. FYI: A JUG (detention) is on a yellow slip, while a demerit is on a pink slip.

3. Shaver

1. Farina

4. Loomis

2. Hohl

7. Russo

5. Orozco 6. Schulte

8. Janke

12. Hufford

10. Boellner 11. Cromwell

13. Livecchi

16. Walton

18. Mello 17. Lowe

15. Gerken

23. Davison

20.Schemenauer 24. VanDemark

22. Jagodzinski

The Counselors with a Mission

Schroeder

Konnert

SFS has three counselors who advise freshmen. These counselors administer tests, interpret test results, act as liaisons, help students schedule their classes, and perform a variety of other services. For example, Mr. Schroeder conducts a special class to help

Arnold

freshmen recognize their learning styles and develop good study habits.

Pictured left to right: Mr. Richard Schroeder counsels students whose last names begin with the letters A-G; Ms. Kathy Konnert, letters H-O; and Mr. Don Arnold, P-Z.

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SPORTS & NEWS

Fall sports preview:Knights will compete well

By John Kontak, ‘06 Lance Staff Writer

Football The 2004 Football Knights are on a quest for a remarkable fourth City League title in a row. “My prediction for this year involves a lot of hard work and pain for the opposition,” says senior Kevin Fletcher. “Our preseason has been very successful, and we can’t wait for our first game.” The opening game will be Friday, August 27, at Perrysburg. Good luck Knights! Let’s get four in ‘04!

Soccer After a state final appearance last year, the 2004 Soccer Knights have some big shoes to fill. With an array of returning lettermen, the Soccer Knights could very well make another state title run. “Our team is running on a high octane level,” says junior Blaize Lishewski, “We have a lot of really good seniors who can help us.” The Soccer Knights open their season against

Austintown Fitch on August 26 at Jake Ardner, and 2003 state finalist our own stadium. The game Zach Graham, they hope to have sucagainst arch-rival St. John’s will be cess this season. With eight returnplayed Thursday, October 7. Bonne ing letter winners and two promischance les Chevaliers! Have aning new freshmen, the cross counother great season. try Knights have a very busy Neary Golf schedule set up for themselves. OfThe 2004 Golf Knights are looking to con- ficial meets start September 4 at the Ashland tinue the success they’ve had over the past Invitational, and September 11 at the Tiffin few years. After the loss of three seniors, Carnival. The city championship at Ottawa the Golf Knights needed some help. Led by Park will be October 16. Buena suerte, caseniors Ryan Buganski and Andy Kirk, the balleros, and have a great season.

Knights were victorious in their first tour- Water Polo nament this year, the Spartan Invitational.

The 2004 Water Polo Knights are coming With this great start, the Golf Knights hope off a very successful year in 2003. Their to have continued success. The City League season ended with a loss to Thomas Tournament is scheduled for September 28 Worthington in the state final. Seniors Greg and 29. Sint felices Equites!

Johnson and Levi Launder hope to lead the Cross Country Knights to another state title. The annual The 2004 Cross Country Knights, led by Knight Invitational held in our own natatoCoach Jim Neary, are campaigning for a City rium is scheduled for September 25th and League championship. Led by rising star 26th. Gute Glückritter!

Acme Baseball is good preparation for season

By Spike Holliday, ‘06 Lance Staff Writer

The 2004 St. Francis summer Acme teams looked to improve their skills and their team in hopes of winning a state title in summer baseball. Summer Acme baseball is a league created to help younger players improve their skills and get a chance to face varsity competition. The St. Francis team plays city rivals like St. John’s, Start, and Central and also plays teams they usually don’t see during the spring. Teams like Bowling Green, Findlay and Springfield were all on the summer schedule.

The summer Acme team usually plays 20 games in a month and a half, from the end of the school year to mid-July. St. Francis always plays in a few tournaments during that time, too. The team takes an annual trip down to Bellefontaine, Ohio, and stays overnight. This year’s team played three games, winning one and losing two. They also played in a Perrysburg tournament. At the end of the season, teams play in the sectional tournament, hoping to move on and maybe win a state title. The St. Francis varsity Acme team won their sectional tournament beating Rogers once; after

losing to Central Catholic, they won two in a row against the Irish to win sectionals.

Next they headed to districts where there were four teams left: Bowsher, St. Johns, Start and St. Francis. After beating Bowsher, the Knights lost to St. John’s and Start, finishing their season third in the district.

This year’s varsity team was led by six seniors, with several juniors and a few sophomores, coached by Mr. Tom Daney.

The St. Francis baseball program looks to be strong this spring with a nice blend of older and younger players. The future looks bright for this team.

Playing poker is new popular pasttime

By Matt Ziegler, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

Ever since ESPN started to broadcast the “World Series of Poker,” more and more people have been interested in learning and participating in the game of poker. While not everyone plays for money, the majority of people want to put a little money on the game. There are quite a few variations of poker to play. The simplest variation is fivecard stud, but there are more complex games such as seven-card stud, Omaha, and fivecard drop, to name only a few. However, the most popular game is Texas Hold’em, known as the “Cadillac” of poker. This is the game played in the “World Series of Poker.”

In Texas Hold’em, each player is dealt two cards. Players then place their bets. Next comes the “flop,” three cards flipped face

up. These are community cards.

Each player strives to make the best five-card hand using the two cards in his hand and the community cards. After the flop, players place bets once more.

Then comes the “turn,” one card face up. After another round of betting, the final community card,

the “river,” is placed on the table. Players then bet one last time. Generally, the player with the best five-card hand wins the pot. However, players don’t always need the best hand to win because of a powerful strategy known as bluffing. One reason people start playing is the thrill of winning a hand, but, most players soon realize that the game is much more fun to win when they win through bluffing.

So the next time you play Hold’em, don’t be afraid to bluff. Savor the feeling of Chris Moneymaker (2003 World winning through outwitting Series of Poker Champion) opponents, and have fun playing. Ante up and deal those cards!

FRIDAY, AUGUST 27, 2004

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Getting yourself involved is easy Knights of St. Francis strive to develop themselves spiritually, academically, physically, and socially by participating in some of the many activities, clubs, and programs available here at St. Francis.

Involvement is these activities is a great way to connect with others and to develop skills. It can also be a great deal of fun and can help to make your high school experience meaningful and memorable. Try new things and get involved. Live the spirit of St. Francis de Sales and carry on the tradition of this great school. Listed below are activities, clubs, and programs (and their moderators) that will help each Knight be all that he can be.

Afro-American Club - Mr. Mike Wielgopolski Band (Marching, Concert & Pep) - Mr. Carl Collier Baseball - Mr. Don Kober Basketball - Mr. Nick Lowe Freshman coach - Mr. Jim Burnor Bowling - Mr. John McNalley Campus Ministry - Mr. Don Conry Chess Team - Mr. Mark Walton Chorus - Mr. Michael Kastner Cross Country - Mr. Jim Neary Football - Mr. Dick Cromwell Freshman coach - Dr. Richard Uram Golf - Mr. Richard Nowak Freshman coach - Mr. Michael Stephens Hispanic Club - Mr. John Orozco Hockey - Mr. Mike Greeder JV coach - Mr. Jeff LaCourse Interact Club - Mr. Jim Gill Intramurals - Mr. Robert Plumley & Mr. Tim Gerken Junior State (Civic Debate Club) - Ms. Virginia Rodeman Publications: The Accolade (yearbook) Mr. Joe Mascazine & Mrs. Cathy Farina The Lance - Ms. Virginia Shaver The Round Table (literary magazine) Mr. James Keller Quiz Bowl - Mrs. Cathy Farina Spring Musical - Mr. Michael Kastner Soccer - Mr. John Orozco Freshman coach - Andy Kufel Spirit Club - Mr. Jim Neary Swimming - Mr. Keith Kennedy Teen Institute - Mr. Richard Schroeder Tennis - Mr. Mark Faber JV coach - Mr. Beu Barrow Track & Field - George Schaefer Freshman coach - Mr. Chris Steingass Water Polo - Mr. David Eisenstein Web Club - Mr. Pat Hufford Wrestling - Mr. Carl Janke Freshman coach - Mr. Charles Blair WSFK (television) - Mr. Chris Steingass

From Dream to Reality: Construction Update (Continued from Cover Story)

... Seniors have something very nice to wait for.

The whole school will have to wait until the first of the year to enjoy the new chapel, the lobby with elevator, and the bigger cafeteria. “The chapel should be finished; they are projecting in January, maybe for St. Francis de Sales Day,” Fr. O explained.

With the addition of an elevator in the new lobby, the school will have something it has never had from the time of its opeining in 1955: accessibility for the handicapped.

This is the primary reason for the elevator.

St. Francis will now be able to accept students who are permanently handicapped.

“We’ve had students come here before who have looked at the school who are perma-

nently handicapped but [it was just unreasonable].” Fr. Olszewski described. “We could easily have a wheelchair student in our school now [ prospectively].”

Construction workers have been working full pace this summer, working around nine hours per day, sometimes staying as late as 8:00 p.m. or coming in on the weekends to finish up tasks. It takes a lot of work to finish all of the summer projects and remain on schedule, for the school is expanding from about 111,000 square feet to about 149,000 square feet. This is about a 30% increase of space. This includes a new art wing (on the second floor, on the west end of the building) with basic and graphic art classrooms, a choral room (designed with acoustics in mind), and a band room.

On the ground floor, there will be a weight room, which will be 50% larger than the current one, with new aerobic equipment. Also, there will be a general meeting room next to the new weight room. In addition, there will be a food court area with a cappuccino machine and other amenities inside the new cafeteria. The new Spirit Store will be an actual store in the new entrance area, just north of the kitchen. The demolished ground-floor bathroom should be finished by the start of the school year; workers have to finish installing the tile, ceiling, and fixtures. The women’s bathroom should also be finished; it has been increased significantly in size.

The nurse, attendance, and guidance offices will be moved below the chapel, on the ground level, in 2005. First, though, the prin-

cipal, along with the rest of the current main office, will move there temporarily (during Christmas break), while the main office is renovated. Inside the old Room 100, there is now a hallway, three classrooms and a Teacher Resource Room; an emergency stairway was put in last week. Finally, on the first floor, WSFK is getting a new, largerthan-a-closet studio.

While the dreams are becoming a reality, who knows what visions may come after the new arts wing is opened or what sports titles may come after the new gym and the weight room are opened. There is one thing for sure: St. Francis has a beautiful future ahead of it…when the project’s mess is cleaned up, at least.

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Student Presidential Election poll

Knights dance with their Ladies

By Zach Hohl, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

By Michael Martinez, ‘08 Lance Staff Writer

The 2004 presidential election has turned into less of a decision of which candidate voters like the most than a question of which candidate voters dislike the least. The mudslinging and slander on both sides far surpass that of any election in recent years. Rather than a discussion of the issues, we are given about a hundred reasons from one candidate why we shouldn’t elect the other, and these dirty politics are turning into a filthy mess.

In a recent poll conducted among twenty St. Francis de Sales seniors who will be able to vote in the upcoming election, Bush received ten votes; Kerry, seven; and Nader, three. If one considers the voting tendencies of the various demographics represented by our student body (decidedly Republican), it can be estimated from this poll that the national election is going to be extremely close. What I found even more amusing than the results of the poll itself was that none of the students in the poll were great supporters of the candidate they selected. The students gave a far less enthusiastic response than would be expected from those deciding on the leader of the free world in this upcoming election.

Their responses were almost mechanical.

They seemed to parrot the views of their household or favorite news program without any reflection on their own opinions.

Even the educated students waver in their convictions. In fact, the only ardent Kerry supporter whom I have contacted provided me with little reason for voting for the Democratic nominee. Senior Adam Gaustad demanded, “Name one thing Bush has done

in the White House besides go to war.” I quickly replied with unflattering remarks about Bill Clinton’s accomplishments while in the White House. The whole incident reminded me of the current war of words between the Republicans and Democrats (or a fight among elementary school children).

The whole election process is one big mess. Enormous arrays of ‘facts’ and accusations that have no political relevance have appeared on both sides. For example, the service record of both candidates is under attack. Forgive me if I seem ignorant, but what is the importance of what a person did over thirty years ago? ABC News suggested that voters were unsure about each candidate’s stance on their issues.

According to the poll they released, only fifty-two percent of the sample was confident in Bush’s ability to follow through with his campaign promises, and only twenty-nine percent of those questioned were confident in Kerry. Although this poll was from a major news network, I wonder about the accuracy of the results.

To be completely honest, I’m quite relieved that I do not have the responsibility of choosing the next leader of the free world because I have no idea whom I would pick.

Bush seems to be a safe, leave-things-asthey-are choice (which I really don’t want to do); Kerry comes off as a suicidal choice.

If you vote for Nader, I don’t know what is wrong with you. So, that’s it, seniors. Good luck, Godspeed, and don’t worry too much about your choice because we’re in trouble no matter whom we choose.

If there is still a senior who would like to register to vote and will be 18 on or before November 2, see Mr. Wielgopolski for registration forms. Voter registration closes October 4.

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The music was great, ranging from Louie Armstrong’s “It’s a Wonderful World” to “Hey Ya” by Outkast. Although you could go deaf if you stood close enough to the speakers, the DJ’s choice of songs seemed to keep everyone happy. Even two of the chaperones,

Although most students do not want to admit it, summer is over and another school year has begun. The first quiz has been taken, the first JUG has been given, and, most importantly, the first school dance has taken place.

On Friday, September 10, SFS held its first school dance of the year, sponsored by the Student Council.

Admission was a mere five dollars for freshmen, sophomores, and juniors, while seniors only had to shell out a single dollar. It was open to all Catholic school Pete Blank students in the area. All Freshman Kevin Blank seems to be promising himself that he students had to do was will never come to another dance with his senior brother Peter. bring a student ID and the admission money, and they would Mr. Toney and Ms. Shaver, seemed to have a be let in to dance the night away from good time (I think I even saw Mr. Toney dancing when they played “Toxic”!).

8:00 to 11:00 p.m.

Overall, St. Francis’s first school dance was Students who were not the dancing type could hang out in the cafeteria and a big success and many people, including enjoy gourmet pretzels and the finest Yours Truly, had a great time and look forward pizza money could buy. Drinks were 50 to the next one. Thank you Mr. Conry for cents apiece or, if you did not prefer your work in making the dance a success.

The next dance is scheduled for Friday drinking out of a Dixie Cup, you could grab a pop from the vending machine night, October 1, from 8-11 in the gym. The dance will follow the football game vs. St. for a dollar.

John’s Jesuit at UT’s Glass Bowl.

An opportunity to extend the SFS mission

By James Molnar, ‘05 Lance Editor-In-Chief

With St. Francis hoping to finish its new additions by the beginning of next year, one must look at what the project, when completed, will fulfill. The mission of St. Francis de Sales High School is to “promote the academic, spiritual, social and physical development of our students.” These four pillars have always been a part of the St. Francis tradition and why the school exists.

SFS academics have always been first-rate; the sports teams have been known to clench a title here and there, and throughout the year students from SFS reach out and volunteer in the community. There has always been a strong family-like bond holding the students and faculty together. This is all during a time of growth, not just physical or mental growth, but spiritual and social growth. Students develop lifetime friendships with those they learn with. The former students then, in turn, support St. Francis and know its excellence.

When St. Francis celebrates 50 years of challenging its students to “be who you are, and be that well,” it will feature additions to the school that will help extend its mission and appeal to all kinds of students. The new gym will help support the athlete. The auxiliary gym will support the athlete on the intramural teams. The new arts wing will support the artist in singing, playing an instrument, designing, or drawing. The new chapel will promote spiritual growth. The new elevator will allow those with handicaps to navigate the school more easily, while the new cafeteria could even inspire good eating habits.

There are a many good things that can come from this project, but most of all, the new additions will help St. Francis extend its mission in “helping young men shape their futures,” something it has already been doing successfully for almost 50 years.

WSFK gets a new television studio James Molnar

SFS gets a new and larger-than-a-closet television studio in the west end of the building.

The studio includes a brand new plasma screen television, a new desk, and new cameras and editing machines. There will be three new executive producers, Kevin Fletcher, Zach Malosh, and Pat McCarthy, and moderator Chris Steingass reports that SFS alumnus Jeff Smith (morning anchor at WTVG-TV 13) and staffers of BCSN helped with the plans for this new site for WSFK.

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- Opening School Mass - Quiz Bowl - New faculty - Political Conventions Wrap-Up - CD Review: Subliminal Verses - Summer Movie Summary - Water Polo - Fall Sports Update - Student Opinions

Upcoming Events...

Varsity Football St. John’s at UT (7:00 p.m.)

School Dance in the PIT (9:00 - 11:30 p.m.)

Catholic HS College Fair at Lourdes College (6:00 - 8:30 p.m.)

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Opening school Mass The music was selected by Mr. Don Conry, and was sung by the Singing Blue, directed by Mr. Michael Kastner, with the help of Mr. Walton.

The communion song was “You Satisfy the Hungry Heart.”

After communion there was a short ceremony to install the officers of this year’s Student Council and senior, junior, and sophomore classes.

The servers escorted out Fr. O to the song “Sing of the Lord’s Goodness,” and the students filed back into their class rooms for the rest of the day.

In a change from last year, Gesu is now being staffed by the Oblates (that’s right, no more Jesuits across the field). Their administrator is Fr. Marty Lukas, a former principal of SFS.

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We need you for Quiz Bowl!

By Patrick Sholl, ‘06 Lance Staff Writer

Knight students and faculty celebrated opening school Mass on Wednesday, September 8, 2004, at Gesu Church. Our own Fr. Olszewski presided over the mass, accompanied by many other Oblates from the surrounding community The mass began at 10:20 with the song “Sing of the Lord’s Goodness” as the three servers (Antonio Pringle, Anthony Jagodzinski and Josh Wonser) escorted Fr. O to the altar.

Seniors Brandon Kulka and Greg Johnson did the readings, and Fr. O read the Gospel. His homily was about community and brotherly relationships.

This was expressed through a change in seating instituted for the service by Mr. Conry, director of Campus Ministry. Mr. Conry asked “Big Brothers” to sit with their “Littles” to help them feel more a part of the St. Frances family.

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By Zach Malosh, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

The 2004-2005 Quiz Bowl season is about to begin. The Knights are looking toward another strong season this year.

The team has eight returning seniors, including team captains Sam Lenz and Zach Malosh. The Quiz Bowl Knights are looking for new, fast players for the upcoming year. There are opening in this year’s line-up because three quiz bowl superstars graduated last year. The Quiz Bowl team meets for practice every Monday in Mrs. Farina’s room (Room Christine Holliday 217) immediately after school. If you The opening school liturgy gave the SFS are interested in joining the team and faculty and students a chance to congratulate you have your wits about you, contact Fr. John Ebehoeh (R) on his 50 years as an Oblate . He and Father Whalen were among Sam Lenz, Zach Malosh, or Mrs. Farina. several priests who concelebrated the Mass at The season starts this year on October 11. Come on out and show us what you Gesu Church. know.

Art returns with passion

Two priests join SFS faculty

By James Molnar, ‘05 Lance Editor-in-Chief

By Will Midgley, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

started working at the Toledo Museum of Art as a docent. She taught there for She may be new to some, but Mrs. thirteen years and continues to work Alexander is no new face at St. Francis. there part-time. She still takes art Having taught for eleven years before classes, “continuing the educational going on hiatus because of health process,” for artists continue to create reasons, Mrs. Alexander is back with a wonderful works of art. passion, and she is For all students teaching what she loves: interested in taking AP art.

Art History in the future Mrs. Alexander had or just wondering what taught Spanish for ten goes on in the classroom, Mrs. Alexander’s class is years and AP Art History not a lecture class. It is three years ago. During based on students being the past two years, Mrs. trained to compare art Alexander has returned to (“What do you see and substitute and teach art what does that tell you?”) segments in Mr. Schulte’s and being able to write AP European history class short and long art and occasionally, in Ms. Alexander essays. History is an Shaver’s literature class.

She could not stand being away from important part of her class, but many aspects besides history will be SFS, even while on hiatus.

“I missed the students, and I missed discussed in class.The three main goals my colleagues,” stated Mrs. Alexander, of the class are to have the students explaining why she returned. “It was become visually literate, become really difficult to separate myself from comfortable at a museum, and do well that. I enjoyed working here a lot … I left on the AP exam. Visits to the Toledo for health reasons; it wasn’t because I Museum of Art will take place once per wanted to leave, so coming back was quarter, and students are expected to always a possibility, if I could get visit the museum on their own as well. everything taken care of. So I am very The art periods to be studied range from the Paleolithic Period (~30,000 happy to be here.”

Mrs. Alexander returns to teach her B.C.) to today.

For those who are curious, Mrs. passion: art. As a child, she went to the Toledo Museum of Art regularly. “It Alexander is not a practicing artist seemed like almost a sacred place to me, a herself. Although she has studied art very special place to go,” Mrs. Alexander for many years, she informs THE LANCE explained. “My interest [in art] really grew that even her stick figures are lame; when I was in graduate school in Spain. I however, to defend herself, she said was studying the Spanish language, as that she has not been trained in the fine well as Spanish civilization and culture. I arts. “Perhaps if I took classes,” she took a course in Spanish art and I just said, “I could learn to do simple thought that was the greatest thing I had drawing or ceramics, but that hasn’t ever heard about; that really piqued my been where my interest has always interest.” From there, Mrs. Alexander been.”

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Editor-in-Chief James Molnar, ‘05 Assistant Editor Patrick Stengle, ‘05 Entertainment Editor Samuel Lenz, ‘05 Cartoonist: Pat McCarthy, ‘05

Political Editor TJ Eagle, ‘05 Staff Writers: Tito Duran, ‘05 Zach Hohl, ‘05 Michael Izsak, ‘05 John Kontak, ‘06 Zach Maloch, ‘05 Michael Martinez, ‘08 Will Midgley, ‘05 Nick Morris, ‘05 Patrick Sholl, ‘06 Ben Snyder, ‘05

This year some St. Francis students might have the good fortune of being taught by one of two priests who have joined our faculty, Fathers David Whalen and Tom Quinn.

Father David Whalen, OSFS, teaches a second period Senior Seminar and is highly qualified to do so since he holds degrees in French, philosophy and education, theology, educational administration, and adult education and counseling, from schools including the University of Utah, Niagara University and the University of Toronto. Father David is not new to SFS – from 1972 to 1975 he taught French and Religion and was the Assistant Dean and Student Council Moderator, after which he served for three years as Principal of Judge Memorial Catholic High School. He is “impressed with everything that is going

on now and has been going on here. It’s good to be back.”

Some sophomores might be taught this year by Father Thomas Quinn, a diocesan priest with a great deal of experience in the Catholic schools. Called into his vocation at a later age, he was in retailing and real estate until 1985, when he became a priest in his late 40’s. He served as an administrator and teacher at Cardinal Stritch High School, taught speech, religion, and drama, and supervised their musicals for 13 years.

He has worked at Sandusky St. Mary’s Central Catholic and Blessed Sacrament and served as a chaplain to the Ursuline sisters. He expressed that he is “very impressed with the school spirit.” Father Quinn teaches a second period New Testament class this semester, and he will be teaching “Becoming a Christian” next semester.

More new teachers at SFS

By Ben Snyder, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

physical science. She had taught part time at St. Francis for two years. Thus, when she had the opportunity of fulltime teaching, she accepted as she finds

New classes, new students, and of equal importance, new teachers. St. Francis would like to welcome four new teachers to our faculty, Ms.Lori Schmetzer, Mrs. BeverlyWill, Mrs. Janet Wawrzyniak, and Mr. Michael Stoepler.

Ms. Schmetzer, a graduate from the University of Toledo, has her bachelor’s Schmetzer Will degree in astronomy.

Currently, she is teaching astronomy and teaching young men very interesting.

Ms. Schemetzer is engaged and plans to be married May 14.

Ms. Will is a graduate of Notre Dame Faculty Advisor: Academy and attended college at Notre ~ Ms. Virginia Shaver ~ Dame University and Ball State. Her favorite subjects are English and THE LANCE is the student newspaper of: St. Francis de Sales High School Spanish. She has a bachelor’s in 2323 W. Bancroft Street elementary education and a master’s in Toledo, OH 43607 Spanish. You can find her teaching (419) 531-1618 Spanish 1 and 2, and consumer E-mail: Lance@sfstoledo.org economics.

Students produce this paper as an extracurricular activity. We welcome your comMrs. Wawrzyniak, a graduate of UT, ments, opinions, and suggestions.

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Political conventions at large

By TJ Eagle, ‘05 Lance Political Editor

On July 26, in Boston, Massachusetts, the Democrats set the stage for conventions of the 2004 Presidential election. Day One included speakers such as President Jimmy Carter, former Vice-President Al Gore, New York Senator, Hillary Clinton. The keynote speaker was President Bill Clinton. Although Jimmy Carter and Al Gore were passionate about downplaying President Bush, Clinton had a different strategy. He spoke of some of the Bush administration’s policies and showed how they benefited only certain people.

President Clinton shed light on the President Bush’s tax cuts for the wealthy and explained that he himself, for the first time in his life, was eligible for the tax break. He went on to say that the tax break was unnecessary for him, and unfair to those who really needed it.

Although Day Two included Senator Ted Kennedy and Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of presidential hopeful John Kerry, it lacked the energy that Clinton brought. Senator John Edwards highlighted the week with the topic, “Hope Is on the Way.” Mr. Edwards lit up the stage with his glowing optimism and easy charm. The previous days had set the stage for the Kerry/Edwards plan for America, and it was Mr. Edwards’

turn to reinforce that plan and rally the voters. Mr. Edwards seems to believe whole-heartedly in his cause and tries to spread the ideal to those listening.

John Kerry accepted his nomination as the Democratic candidate for President on the fourth day of the convention. Kerry highlighted his military record and service, using it as evidence of his character before beginning his speech. He called upon President Bush in the weeks ahead to be an “optimist not just an opponent” and to have the campaign be of “big ideas and not smallminded attacks.” In his speech, John Kerry, as well as John Edwards, spoke about negative campaigning and named the President as the culprit. The types of arguments they are using are surely dividing our country at a time when it is critical to throw out the division in this country and unite for moral causes.

Roughly a month later, the Republican Convention was held in New York City. The atmosphere of the Republican convention was obviously different. The delegates seemed to have less enthusiasm or were possibly more sincere in their cheers. There was a clear distinction that the Democrats had more energy. The early days in this convention seemed to be the strongest Monday featured compassionate speeches from Arizona Senator, John McCain, and former New York City Mayor Rudy

More new teachers at SFS (Continued from Page 2 Story)

... has a Bachelor of Arts and Science in Spanish. She has been teaching for two years, and students will find her teaching Spanish 2 and 3, and AP Spanish.

She had previously taught at St. U r s u l a Academy and Owens Community Wawrzyniak College.

Mr. Michael Stoepler, who t e a c h e s religion, has a B.A. in math and language arts from UT and a theology degree from L o u r d e s College. He is currently Stoepler working on a master’s and Ph.D. at Sacred Heart Seminary in Detroit. Mr. Stoepler is married and has two children.

Another summer has passed, and another group of blockbusters was made. However, this was a unique summer because for the first time ever, a documentary (Fahrenheit 9/11) grossed over 100 million dollars. Even though Michael Moore’s newest and best documentary grossed almost 200 million dollars, it didn’t even make the top three.

The top three highest grossing films in the USA of this summer were all sequels.

Taking the number three spot was Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

Taking the number two spot was SpiderMan 2. The highest grossing film of the summer and of the entire year is………..

Shrek 2. However, my top three movies of the summer are (3) Shrek 2, (2) SpiderMan 2, and my number one movie of the summer is Fahrenheit 9/11.

Fahrenheit 9/11 takes an informative look at President Bush and his

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Not so Subliminal Verses

By Nick Morris, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

This summer, a new album was released by everyone’s favorite heavy metal band, Slipknot. Their new album, Vol. 3, “The Subliminal Verses,” contains fourteen completely new and awesome head-banging, mind numbing, body-thrashing songs that are sure Amazon.com to drive you so far up the wall it will take a spatula to get you down! Vol. 3 contains great songs, such as “Vermillion,” “Before I Forget,” and the recent new hit, “Duality.”

I bought this CD the day it came out. I hadn’t been a fan long, having listened to only a couple of songs Slipknot had released, but when I popped the album in, I was instantly in love with it. It seems to start off slowly with “Prelude 3.0,” but as the song ends, it picks up immediately with “The Blister Exists,” which proves how heavy Slipknot can really be. Before I even realized it, I was listening to the ninth track, “Pulse of the Maggots,” which is the track that actually got me into Slipknot to begin with. The CD ends solidly as it goes from the acoustic “Vermillion, Pt. 2,” to the insanely awesome “Virus of Life.” From there it goes into “Danger, Keep Away,” a nice little song that is relaxing after all the head-banging.

“Vol. 3” is an experimental album which offers new techniques, slow songs, and acoustic songs, but at the same time, it maintains the familiar Slipknot tradition: “Life sucks, let’s scream about it!” If you’re a hardcore fan of Slipknot, this album may be a disappointment, but if you’re new to them, this is a great starter album. Both the Slipknot worshiper and the regular metalhead will find something to like in this album.

DOSSIER: Mr. Andy Hill Principal

Sizzling summer movies

By Sam Lenz, ‘05 Lance Entertainment Editor

Giuliani. Monday’s theme was “A Nation of Courage,” recalling September 11, 2001, and highlighting the leadership qualities that President Bush demonstrated. Senator McCain’s speech highlighted the campaign against terrorism as he passionately portrayed his viewpoint. The Honorable Rudy Giuliani also spoke about September 11. Both speeches highlighted the President’s strengths: his leadership after 9/11 and his dedication to bring justice to all evildoers and terrorists.

Day Two was highlighted by the stories from Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, who showed his support for the current leadership. Governor Schwarzenegger emphasized in his speech the diversity within the Republican Party and the freedoms that the citizens of the United States enjoy.

Wednesday proved to be a controversial day when Democratic Senator from Georgia, Zell Miller spoke. Although this speech seemed comical at times, the passion and true anger of Senator Miller was felt by all who listened. Senator Miller spoke out against many in his own party and went to extremes, thumping the democratic presidential hopeful, John Kerry. He spoke from the heart and with unmatched conviction. President Bush’s acceptance on Thursday, September 2, was delivered very somberly as he tried to show his true compassionate nature. The President outlined his agenda and tried to convince the country that it really doesn’t want John Kerry as its next President.

The weeks following have been quite intense/ The negative campaigning has increased, and the public is in for one of the most ruthless campaigns in history. As the Kerry campaign regroups and the Clinton advisors take over, the American people should remember civility and treat others with a common respect and not demean each other’s character. With many believing they will vote for the lesser of two evils, perhaps they should vote on their faith.

Stay Informed. Don’t Be Misinformed! God Bless.

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administration. Some people said that this movie was totally inaccurate; however, I have done some research and have discovered only a few inaccuracies, although the movie does, of course, have a definite agenda. My opinion of the movie is WOW!!! I encourage all of you to go and watch this movie, regardless of whether you are are a Democrat, Republican, Communist, or anti-government, this is a must-see movie. This movie will change your view on Bush, and if it doesn’t then at the very least you can have something to squawk about. I have talked to many people about this movie, and those who are most vehemently opposed to the movie are, four out of five times, Republicans who haven’t even seen the movie.

This is my fourth year as the critic on The Lance, and this is the best movie I have ever reviewed. I give Fahrenheit 9/11 an A++. One more thing: MICHAEL MOORE FOR PRESIDENT.

• High school and college education: North Ridgeville High School University of Toledo • Degrees earned: B.S. in Biology, Minor in Chemistry Master of Education (licensed to teach 7-12 life science) • Favorite subject: Biology • Other places you have taught: Rosary Cathedral School • Where did you work before you came to SFS? Teacher and Principal at Rosary Cathedral • Why did you decide to become a teacher?

I had a strong desire to do so.

• How long have you worked at SFS? This is my first year.

• How long have you been a teacher? 5 (2 teaching, 3 as principal) • Family information: Married to Dawn; dog Cubby; my family lives in North Ridgeville, Ohio (one brother, one sister) • Favorite TV show: Friends • Favorite movie: Happy Gilmore • Favorite music/artist: 80’s music / Eddie Money • Dream vacation: Time away with my wife Dawn (no particular place) • What is your favorite restaurant? Max and Erma’s • What do you order when you go out? Chicken sandwich with swiss cheese and mushroom • Three words that describe you: Friendly, Detailed, Kind

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Water Polo: we don’t get no respect!

By Tito Duran, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

Water polo is played in a pool for four seven-minute quarters. There are six field players playing both offense and defense and one goalie. Penalties are frequent and are mostly judgment calls by the officials. Exclusions are penalties called for more serious infractions. Three exclusions merit an ejection, and a player can also be ejected for hitting someone above the water; however, Captain Greg is quick to point

“Greg, it’s the fourth quarter; score three goals right now!”

The enthusiastic shout of a zealous Frannie only pushed the Aqua-Knights to play harder and caused the Northview fans to get more frustrated. The battle to see which team was the best in Toledo was no battle at all. At half time the game was 7-1 in favor of Saint Francis, and even the best efforts of the Northview coach couldn’t inspire his team.

“We were losing 5-1 after the first quarter,” one discouraged Wildcat noted, and their fortune did not improve. Led by All-State Captain Greg “Backdoor Bulldog” Johnson, the Saint Francis water polo team was utterly Scott Secrest dominant. The game Caley Roberts, Levi Launder, and Greg Johnson have high hopes ended 15-2 showcasing an for this year’s water polo team. overpowering offense and a defense anchored by the superb out, “There are no rules underwater.” goal- keeping of Colin Murtaugh.

Although it is gaining popularity in the A perennial state power, the Knights have United States, water polo is not quite as four returning starters. “We’ve got a talented popular here as it is internationally. It is young team with lots of potential,” says much more physical in the European pro Johnson “A state championship is a defi- leagues where the athletes average out at nite possibility.”

The Northview game, although not very about 6’6" and are well over 200 pounds. In close, was still thrilling. Murtaugh made some parts of Europe, water polo can be many beautiful saves, and many of the equated to football in popularity and physicality. Russian, Hungarian, and other eastern Europeans are particularly dominant.

Water polo is easy to join. Most swimmers simply sign up for the team. It seems to be easy to learn but difficult to master. If you’re like Greg Johnson, however, you play for their first time as a freshman.

Johnson did, and he says, “By my junior year, I was on the allChristine Holliday sweet... I mean all- The pool looks much more inviting since it has been painted (with state team.”

26 gallons of white paint and 2 gallons of black paint) and filled “What crowds?” (with 210,000 gallons of water).

Johnson responded with a smile as he looked at the sparsely Knights had opportunities to score. Even populated stands. The water polo team is with the score being embarrassingly lopused to getting little recognition for its sided and so many goals having already efforts. Arguably the most historically suc- been scored, the Knight-faithful remained cessful Saint Francis team, they are also spirited. The student section still went wild probably the least esteemed. Always head- as Greg threw in his fourth goal of the quaring deep into the state tournament, they ter. rarely get a large number of fans.

Fall sports update:Knights living up to expectations?

By John Kontak, ‘06 Lance Staff Writer

Water Polo The start of the season has been an up and happy with our down one for the Water Polo Knights. With finish,” says a 4-3 record, they are looking to improve. junior Andy Erd. After a 15-3 victory over Northview, things “He also said we are starting to look up. “We are going to need to keep our win States,” says junior Bruce Douglas. “I’ll goals high and guarantee it.” This past weekend, the water polo team placed second in the Knight Invitational Tournament.

Cross Country The Cross Country Knights started their season very well at the Ashland Invitational on September 4. They finished second out of ten solid teams. Led by senior Zach Graham, with a fifth place Scott Secrest finish, and Matt th Kesselmayer, with an 11 Golfers Brian McCarthy,Ryan Buganski, place finish, the Knights and Pete Blank smile happily as they were able to finish runnercontemplate their 8-1 record. up. “Coach Neary was very

Football The football Knights boast a record of 4-1 with wins over Perrysburg, Fremont Ross, Clay and Whitmer. “We haven’t played up to our full potential,” says junior Jordan Christine Holliday Keel, “and the best is yet to come.”

Keel is right; key mistakes have held the Knights back. The kinks are being worked out as the Knights fight for the City League title. Fans have enjoyed the last minute excitement as two games have come down to the last few minutes.

Soccer Senior Sam Mayer ploughs The soccer Knights currently have through the opposition as he a 3-1-4 record, including the heads for the goal. disappointing ties against Senior Aaron Lechlak plays “footsie” win the City an 8-1 record, Perrysburg and Anthony Wayne. with an Anthony Wayne opponent. title.”

Junior Tom Rose admits, “We the sole loss The Knights coming at the hands of Central Catholic. It didn’t really give our best effort, and we finished 2nd was a tough loss, but the Knights bounced need to capitalize on our opportunities to in the All back to put themselves in position for a City score.” The Knights do still have an Ohio Catholic Championship. Senior Andy Kirk has been undefeated record, and a full season ahead Invitational. on fire lately, and “Mr. Consistent,” Brian of them.

McCarthy, has performed well, too.

Opinions: Students Speak Out Major traffic jams on the stairwell near former Room 100 were the rule as school first began. As students became more accustomed to the new layout, congestion was eased somewhat. Senior Pat Nowacki remarked that while it was not too hard to enter the area of the former Room 100, leaving often presented a problem. Junior Tom Rose concurred with this opinion,

remarking on the difficulty of breaking through the flow of bodies to go up or down stairs.

Most students are pleased to have classes in these rooms since air conditioning is available. “Putting up with entry/exit problems is a an inconvenience I’m willing to endure for the sake of being cool,” senior Steve Handel stated.

Golf The Golf Knights have gotten off to a good start with

Keglers come out rolling

By Michael Izsak, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

It’s that time of year again as the Bowling Knights prepare to start a new season.

Coached by Mr. John McNally, the Red National Varsity team looks to defend its 2003-2004 Metro National City League Championship knowing that they have a long road ahead of them. They defeated the Clay Eagles (two games to one) in the championship match that was televised on BCSN to win their first title in quite some time. This was also the first time in the history of the Metro Bowling League that any championship match was televised.

The Knights are represented by two varsity level teams, the Red and the Blue, with the Red team having the higher average of the two. The games are bowled scratch (no handicap). One point is awarded for

each game won in a three-game match.

There are two junior varsity teams and two freshman teams that compete in handicap divisions.

The varsity Red Team is composed of seniors TJ Eagle and Michael Izsak, juniors Scott Poffenbaugh and John Szczucinski, and sophomore Andy Ostrosky. The varsity Blue team is composed of seniors Nick Ford and Todd Gehr, junior Mike Walker, sophomore Nate Resnick, and Freshman Cory Hawkins.

As the season rolls forward, the National Red team looks to defend its title. Going into the third week our of a twenty-eight week season, the St. Francis Red team is tied with Start for first place with a 5-1 record.

The competition is looking strong as everyone is gunning for the championship.

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Homecoming 2004 approaches... Students Who will wear the crown? honored

By Drew Trunk, ‘08 Lance Staff Writer

The Honors Assembly took place a little more than a month ago as the student body gathered in the gym to recognize those students who achieved academic excellence for the second semester of the 2003-04 school year. Students honored were those who achieved the highest average in their class for six different subjects. Other Knights were acknowledged for achieving Second Honors (B average), First Honors (A average), and Presidential Honors (all A’s).

Expressions of satisfaction as well as dismay were heard as students placed wagers on whom they presumed would be announced for certain categories. Some students lost a bit of cash while others finished on the plus side. Regardless of who went home with hardware or who was nominated, everybody should be congratulated for a job well done.

Clockwise from top left: Jessica Logsdon (NDA), Jessica Nadaud (SUA), Amanda Beckham (SUA), Amy DeDanato (SUA), Katie Skelton (SUA), and Stephanie Andrulonis (SUA)

By Patrick Stengle, ‘05 Lance Assistant Editor

supporter of SFS, a queen should “be a positive influence on others and a role model Year after year, six “female Frannies” take for underclassmen as well as portraying to the field with high hopes of being crowned Christian values.” Jessica has been the St. Francis de Sales Homecoming Queen. extremely active at SUA as a member of the This year, five students from St. Ursula Spirit, Zonta, Spanish, Video, Dance, and Academy and one from Notre Dame Academy Drama clubs. She has participated in the will be vying for the title of the top female SUA musical for three years and she has representative of St. Francis. These been on the Honor Roll for four years.

As captain of the Varsity basketball candidates went through extensive criteria in order to be elected to the court. They first cheerleading squad, SUA senior Amanda Beckham has been active had to fill out an application, at SFS in working at stating their qualifications and Funarama and organizing why it was important for them a cheering squad for to be elected. They also had water polo games. She to explain how they have also “was privileged to be personally supported and part of the cast in The been involved with the Music Man as a chorus Knights as well as with their singer and dancer.” She own school during the past believes that a three years. All the candidates Homecoming Queen were then interviewed by the should “possess qualities senior class officers along with that mirror those qualities SFS Homecoming T-shirt Student Council President and designed by Drew Bruecken found in a Knight, but in Vice President, John Sheehan a prettier, lady-like and Greg Johnson. Candidates were scored on their ability to put thoughts package.” At St. Ursula, she has been into words as they stated why they belong in involved in a number of activities and clubs while maintaining high academic honors. the St. Francis Homecoming Court.

Whether cheering for the Knights at a St. Ursula senior Katie Skelton states that she has been “a true supporter and fan of the football game or dancing with them on SFS Knights for the last four years. I regularly Homecoming night, SUA senior Amy attend SFS sporting events and have been an DeDenato feels “a certain sense of outspoken and enthusiastic fan.” Since her community and spirit that is unlike other participation at SUA on the soccer team, in schools in the area.” Amy believes that a campus ministry, and in the SUA musical Homecoming Queen’s enthusiasm should productions take up a lot of her time, she has reflect the school she represents by being been prevented from participating in SFS dedicated to the school’s activities and related service. Despite this, Katie believes showing strong support. Amy has been that she has “close friendships with many very involved at St. Ursula, having been Knights” and that she has been a major awarded the “Arrow Award” her sophomore influence on her brother (Brad, ’08) and his year on the softball team and the Art I Achievement Award last spring. She was decision to attend St. Francis.

Jessica Nadaud, a senior at SUA, has been also elected to be a Kairos Senior Retreat a St. Francis cheerleader since her sophomore Leader, which she says was “an honor and year. This year she is a captain of the Varsity a wonderful experience.”

During the past three years, SUA senior football squad. When asked what the qualities a Homecoming Queen should have, Jessica Stephanie Andrulonis has supported and believes that along with being a proud been involved with the Knights through

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cheerleading, games, dances, activities, and long-lasting friends. “A Homecoming Queen should be outgoing, fun-loving, and enthusiastic but remain classy at games, dances, and school events.” For all her years at SUA, she has been on the Honor Roll.

Stephanie states that her most rewarding experience throughout her high school years was tutoring innercity students at Ellis Elementary. “The children did not only learn academically from me, but they started to emulate my positive attitude.”

Last but not least, Jessica Logsdon, the lone representative of Notre Dame Academy, has been a dedicated member of the SFS marching, pep, and concert bands. She also says that she has attempted to instill Knight spirit in her classmates at NDA. She believes that a Homecoming Queen should, above all things, “be loyal and exemplify the spirit of the school that she is representing.”

While growing up watching her older brothers in marching band, she became acquainted with the spirit of St. Francis at a young age. “The community of St. Francis is a family that continues to nurture and excel. It would be an immense honor to culminate high school by representing the school that I love and that continues to inspire me.”

Votes for the Homecoming Queen will be cast by seniors Friday, October 29.

The final tally will be taken, and the Queen will be announced during half time at the SFS/Central game.

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- Quiz Bowl and Chess - Red Ribbon Week - SFS Dance #2 - Honors Assembly - Vote 2004 - ‘Survivor’ Update - SFS vs. SJJ - Fall Sports Update - Places to eat for Homecoming

The following students represented the by achieving merit in the following classes: CLASS OF 2007 • Religious Studies – Joshua Wagenknecht • English – Joshua Wonser • Science – Tyler White • Mathematics – Joshua Wonser • History/Social Studies - Joshua Wagenknecht • French – Kyle Kissoff • Spanish – Dustin Wiczynski • Latin – Joshua Wagenknecht • German – Joseph Skinner • Highest GPA - Joshua Wagenknecht, Joshua Wonser (4.639) CLASS OF 2006 • Religious Studies – Michael Urbaniak • English – Michael Urbaniak • Science – Jacob Eby • Mathematics – Michael Urbaniak • History/Social Studies – Michael Urbaniak • French – Bruce Douglas • Spanish – Ryan Mallory • Latin – Nicholas Schenk • German – Michael Urbaniak • Highest GPA – Jacob Eby (4.653) CLASS OF 2005 • Religious Studies – Adam Gaustad • English – Jacob Peters • Science – Zachary Hohl • Mathematics – Brandon Weislak • History/Social Studies – Zachary Hohl • French – Patrick Stengle • Spanish – Dan McKernan • German – Zachary Hohl • Highest GPA – Jacob Beham (4.713)

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Freshman Mass and Breakfast Red Ribbon Week

By Enrique Pierce, ‘07 Lance Staff Writer

More than 50 freshmen and their families (250+ people) celebrated the beginning of Homecoming Week with a Mass and Breakfast. Father John Lehner said the Mass, and members of the Singing Blue provided the songs for the service. Freshmen had roles as readers, candle bearers, and gift bearers. The Mothers Club decorated the cafeteria with fall flowers, and served a wonderful breakfast of French toast, scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, donuts and home fried potatoes (prepared by Glendale Family Café) Freshmen were entered in a

trivia contest of questions about St. Francis, and prizes were awarded to those who knew the answers. Mr. Don Conry, Campus Minister, took care of arrangements for the Mass. Mrs. Ruth Kantner, mother of Chris (‘05) and Mrs. Barb Kesselmayer (mother of Pat ‘06 and Matt ‘07) headed Pat Hufford the Mothers Lance staff writer Michael Martinez Club commitwatches in amusement as fellow tee organizing freshman Pat Smith stuffs his face with an orange doughnut. the breakfast.

Mr. Neary’s new addition Joshua James Neary joined the Knight family at 11:42 p.m. on October 9. Proud dad Mr. Jim Neary reports that Joshua weighed 7 lb. 10oz., and measured 20 1/2”. Congratulations to Mr. Neary and his wife Shannon.

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A Knight of Celebration

By Mike Martinez, ‘08 Lance Staff Writer

The admission price was once again $5.00 for everyone but seniors; they were only charged a dollar. The music Is there a better reason to have a dance was very good; the DJ even paid tribute other than the fact that another long and to the late Rick James by playing hard school week is over? Yes, actually, “Superfreak.” I also heard The Black there is! The fact that we SMASHED St. Eyed Peas “Let’s Get Retarded,” which Johns 14-7 in varsity football should give was used as the 2003-2004 NBA students enough Playoffs theme (Go motive to attend. Even Pistons!). though I could write a In my last article, I whole page about it, my mentioned the “tiny” story is not about the Dixie cups in which the game: it is about how drinks were served. I am some students decided pleased to say that the to celebrate after the cups were a little larger game was over. this time, so you did not SFS held its second have to buy five or six dance of the school to be satisfied. Pretzels year on Friday, October were also offered for 1, after the St Francis/ anyone who wanted a St. John’s football Cathy Farina little snack while they game. It lasted a little Cheerleaders decorate signs took a break from all the longer than the first for the football players. dancing. dance, ending at 11:30 Overall, I would say p.m. Most people did not seem to mind, that this dance turned out to be a big though, since they were all still full of success. Thank you ,Mr. Conry ,and adrenaline from watching the SFS team the Student Council for putting overcome the lowly Titans. It looked as together another fine dance, and thank if there were fewer people than at the last you SFS varsity football team for giving dance, but then again the football team all of us another reason to celebrate. was probably out celebrating, and other The SFS Knights are looking forward students might have been enjoying the to celebrating at the next dance, victory in their own ways.

Homecoming, on Friday, October 29.

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Editor-in-Chief James Molnar, ‘05 Assistant Editor Patrick Stengle, ‘05 Entertainment Editor Samuel Lenz, ‘05

Political Editor TJ Eagle, ‘05 Photographic Editor Bryan McCabe, ‘05 Staff Writers: Tito Duran, ‘05 Zach Hohl, ‘05 Zach Malosh, ‘05 Michael Martinez, ‘08 Will Midgley, ‘05 Sean Morris, ‘05 Justin Edgell, ‘05 Drew Trunk, ‘08

By TJ Eagle, ‘05 Lance Political Editor

winner. The winners (Seniors – Ryan Hambley, Juniors – Grant Hamel, Sophomores – Joe Sferra, Freshmen – Jake Hoffman) will have their picture in a future Lance and received a free SFS T-Shirt.

Thursday: “Red Day” theme, where students are encouraged to wear a red shirt in support of Red Ribbon Week and as part of our Homecoming Celebration.

Friday: Red Ribbons will be placed on car antennas of all students and faculty to show our support for Red Ribbon Week.

October 22-31 is the official Red Ribbon Week, inspired by the tragic death in 1985 of an undercover Drug Enforcement Administration Agent, Enrique Camarena at the hands of Mexican drug traffickers. Red Ribbon Week activities are organized each October by tens of thousands of schools, government agencies, and social service organizations. Red Ribbon Week’s celebration of positive choices and a healthy drug-free lifestyle touches the lives of 80 million young people and adults in the United States C.J. Nelson Thursday October 21, each year. The last week 2004, at One Government in October was officially Center in Downtown declared Red Ribbon Toledo, the Kick Off of Red Week in 1988 by a Ribbon Week took place, proclamation of the U.S. sponsored by the ADAS Congress.

Partnership.

“We are St. Francis is taking part Growing a Safe and Healthy in the celebration as usual Community” is the theme. with some planned Representatives from the activities.

Community Partnership, the Monday through Tuesday: Ohio State General ”SFS Celebrates Red Steve Leggett’s speech Assembly, the County Ribbon Week” will be at One Government Commissioner, and Mayor displayed on the sign in Center helps kick off Jack Ford all gave front of school.

Red Ribbon Week. proclamations kicking off Monday through Friday: Red Ribbon Week. The increase of Teen Institute Members will read a fact awareness of alcohol and drug abuse on problems with drug, alcohol, or issues to educate the public and tobacco during homeroom encourage the youth and adults of Lucas announcements.

County to lead drug free lives was Tuesday through Friday: emphasized.

Our own Steven Leggett, Teen Institute Members will read prayers Junior and Teen Institute Advisory over morning announcements.

Board Member, spoke and represented Tuesday: “Tie One On Against Drugs” will be the all the drug, alcohol, and tobacco free theme for this day. Students will be students in Lucas County. Executive encouraged to wear the craziest ties Director of the Community Partnership, possible. Each homeroom will choose Deacon Dzierzawski, commented, “The the student who has the craziest tie, and community appreciates youth such as that student will compete with the other Steve Leggett who are proud to share homeroom winners to decide an overall their decision to be drug free.”

Quiz Bowl & Chess

By Zach Malosh, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

Quiz Bowl Season Begins

Chess Knights Looking Strong

The Saint Francis Quiz Bowl season has begun! A young Saint Francis team played in their first match on October 11. This match was held here at SFS and was played against Maumee Valley Country Day School and Woodward.

The youth of the active team on that day were met with the first loss of the season at the hands of Maumee Valley.

The Knights then bounced back to soundly defeat Woodward. This season is one where the Knights look to build upon their success from last year and spring into the future. The Knights face Rogers and Springfield at Springfield on October 25. Good luck to the Quiz Bowl Knights as they embark on their rising to a status of power inside the Toledo Quiz Bowl League.

The Chess Knights, led by Mr. Mark Walton, are looking to build upon their strong seasons of the recent past. The Knights have been without a loss in dual matches for six years. In addition, the Knights have had strong appearances in highly prestigious tournaments in the recent past. This year’s senior Chess Knights, led by Sean Morris, are currently the two-time state champions.

The entire chess team has, in addition, numerous trophies from state and national championships from years past.

The team hopes to add to this stockpile in this year’s events.

The team has also gained a great supporting cast of new additions to the team for this up coming year. These additions, a large number of whom are freshmen, account for more than twenty on the current roster. This current roster has more than forty, a team greater than any seen in the recent past. The upperclassmen always look to aid the new chess players in enhancing their skills. The chess team will be competing as three entities this year, the “A” team, led by Sean and junior Marc Servé, the “B” team, and a new freshman team. This year looks to be an exciting one. GO KNIGHTS!

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Edwards visits Toledo

VP Cheney visits Toledo

By Sean Morris, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

By TJ Eagle, ‘05 Lance Political Editor

A spirit of strong optimism dominated Senator Edwards’ rally at the Seagate Center Monday. “Hope is on the way” was the reply to the Democrats to the latest problems created by the President. The repetition of the familiar slogan of the Kerry/Edwards campaign filled the air.

Edwards’ spoke with conviction and guaranteed his audience a win in November.

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explosives were reported missing from the installation earlier this month. Edwards noted that the bomb that brought down Pan Am Flight 103 in 1988 used less than a pound of the same type of material and that it could also

On Thursday October 21, 2004, nine St. Francis students attended the Vice President’s campaign rally in Sylvania, Ohio. At 1:00pm, Vice President Dick Cheney gave a speech to a partisan crowd of some 1,500, at the Tam O’Shanter Recreation Complex.

Introduced by his wife, Lynne Cheney, the Vice President joked around with the crowd and downplayed Senator John Kerry. He noted that Senator Kerry was out duck hunting and pointed out that he had bought a new camouflage jacket for the trip. “Which did make me wonder how regularly he does go goose hunting,” the Vice He commented on the President said with a smile. Cheney latest news and all of the said Kerry’s new camouflage jacket familiar issues, but one was “an October disguise…an attack on Bush effort he’s making to hide the fact Rick Wilking/Reuters permeated all other that he votes against gun owner Democratic vice presidential nominee John Edwards(R) discussions. Edwards rights at every turn.” Speaking to a answers a question as U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney looks commented strongly on surprising majority of actual on during their debate at Case Western Reserve University in a recently stolen sportsmen, the Vice President Cleveland, Ohio, October 5, 2004. weapons cache in Iraq. commented, “My fellow sportsmen, Al Qaqaa, one of Iraq’s former military be used to detonate nuclear bombs. this cover-up isn’t going to work. The installations, was the site of the crime. Weapons experts say that it will most Second Amendment is more than just a Bush vowed that this installation was of likely be used for major bombings of photo opportunity.” key importance, yet he failed to protect American forces in Iraq. How’s that for Cheney spent much of his speech it. An estimated 380 tons of powerful security? drawing out differences between the

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presidential candidates. He backed President Bush’s strength on terrorism, protecting the homeland, job creation, and the economy. He did acknowledge Ohio’s current economic and unemployment troubles, admitting there are still “challenges, especially in our manufacturing communities.” Mr. Cheney then proceeded to attack John Kerry’s record on taxes and his plan for health care. He said that President Bush is committed to protecting the homeland and that Senator Kerry offers a strategy on national security with a “record of weakness and a strategy of retreat.’’

Cheney also charged that Senator Kerry is trying to scare young people and seniors with false claims that the Bush administration will re-instate the draft and cut Social Security benefits. “John Kerry will say and do anything to get elected,” Cheney said.

The Vice President truly motivated the crowd and became personable, citing the recent rivalry of the Southview/ Northview football game to the Sylvania crowd and his love for football. He then proceeded out to shake the hands of his supporters. In fact, some St. Francis students were able to shake the vice president’s hand and said it was “totally worthwhile attending this rally.”

2004 Presidential Election Debates: Recap & Analysis

By Zack Hohl, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

tions. Kerry sounded more like a poor speaker than an effective debater, answering only parts of some issues and completely avoiding others.

However, in spite of his unimpressive performance, there was a general consensus after the debate that Kerry was the clear victor over Bush, which completely turned around the momentum Bush carried after the Republican convention.

Unfortunately for Kerry, that momentum was soon halted because it lacked any substance. In the vice presidential debates, the charming John Edwards was unable to hold his own in a dog fight with Dick Cheney. Edwards made several pushes to get himself in an offensive position, but each ploy to get Cheney on the ropes ended in either a complete dismissal or a shattering blow on the part of the Vice President.

Though I’m sure Edwards could easily hold his own in a battle of wits with the President, it appeared as though he came to this debate with Cheney unarmed.

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The debates progressed like much of the campaign has thus far; name calling, distorted statistics, and empty promises. John Kerry continued with his static assertion that G.W. Bush is a pedantic leader unworthy of our trust and support, while Bush insisted that Kerry was an off-the-wall, up-the-mainstream liberal with unrealistic plans that don’t even work out on paper, much less in real life. After blurting out a bunch of meaningless numbers and ridiculous accusations, all they accomplished was proving the other’s argument.

The first debate made both candidates seem petty and ignorant, and nothing asked or said left any significant impression concerning either candidate’s position on the issues. George W. Bush sputtered through a series of ill-constructed catchphrases as he attempted to answer a series of badly worded questions from an under-qualified moderator. But at least he attempted to answer the ques-

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Survivor IX: Men vs. Women

By Sam Lenz, ‘05 Lance Entertainment Editor

Here we go again! It’s survivor time.

For the second time, the men are pitted against the women. Survivor VI featured men versus women. A woman won in the Amazon, and by the looks of it, a woman will win this one as well. Instead of a location in the Amazon, these survivors test their hardiness in Vanuatu, a small island chain nation in the south Pacific.

This season started out with a welcoming ceremony (mainly for the men). This was a little freaky/weird.

Natives of the island killed a live boar right in front of the survivors. Then as a test of strength, a rock was placed atop

a pig-greased pole. If the men could get the stone, they got to keep it. The rock, they were told, would bring them good luck. The men’s tribe was Lopevi, and the women’s tribe was Yasur. The stone brought the men no luck as they lost the first immunity challenge. After the first six days the tribes were even at eight members apiece. In a twist on day seven, both tribes went to tribal council. Once again the men lost the next immunity challenge, giving the women the upper hand. However, the next day the tribes were mixed around. In a visit to tribal council another man was voted off. It seems very bleak for the men.

With the playing field level once again, the second debate was much less painful to watch than the first. A series of very interesting, pertinent questions were presented by a group of constituents rather than a babbling moderator.

Issues important to the people were asked, and each candidate answered them impressively. Several polls conducted the next day declared the debate a statistical tie, and I am forced to agree with small sample of voters. The third debate was much the same, but instead of a crowd of people asking questions themselves, a moderator relayed the issues that voters were concerned about.

After the candidates made their closing remarks and the debate was declared over, pundits announced a statistical tie. However, in my opinion, I believe that George W. Bush made himself more

emotionally available to the people while Kerry seemed to be putting on a show for the voters (which is something new...cough...cough...sarcastic chuckle).

In essence most of the debates lacked feeling. I’m fairly confident that Edwards would have provided us with some emotion had Chaney not shot down all argument with an impressive reservoir of cold, hard facts (a tactic that both presidential candidates used with great effect), but that is pure speculation. All I know is that the debates left no significant impression on me, and they neither strengthened nor weakened any of my views. It just seems to me that with over 300 million people, we should at least be able to find one person who would make a good leader of the free world, but maybe that’s asking too much.

Guitar god for the 00’s

By Will Midgley, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

CD Review Omar A. Rodriguez-Lopez – “A Manual Dexterity: Soundtrack Volume 1” The Mars Volta guitarist Omar A. Rodriguez-Lopez has released his long-awaited solo album - an incredibly diverse, atmospheric work that brings to mind the work of guitar visionaries of the 1960’s and ‘70’s. “A Manual Dexterity: Soundtrack Volume 1” is reminiscent of Hendrix in its experimental, psychedelic vibe, yet it is totally unique: Omar slides, screeches, squeals, scratches and strums in his trademark spaced-out noisy style which you’ll recognize from his more bizarre moments in the Mars Volta’s “De-loused in the Comatorium.” There are references to many genres here, like the robo-salsa of “Deus Ex Machina”, the Moog-driven classic-rock opener

“Around Knuckle White Tile”, and a couple of rainy-day reflective acoustic guitar and piano numbers. Listeners familiar with Omar’s past works will find this album more akin to his side-project De Facto than to the frenetic space-punk of At the Drive In or the even more trippy and Froogle.com progressive The Mars Volta. On the whole, the album is mellower and slower than these bands, with sparing use of percussion and vocals. It relies on lots of space between sound and noise to create an atmospheric, dreamy effect. Omar disregards song structure and tastefully keeps his phenomenal talent in check – the focus here is atmosphere and ambience. A Manual Dexterity is a tremendously innovative and cerebral soundscape with a level of quality rock music that hasn’t been seen since the ‘70’s.

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Clash of the Titan: SFS v. SJJ

By Tito Duran, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

Photos by: Bryan McCabe

As the two teams clash the Knights drive the Titans back to capture another victory

stand for it and prepared to represent his people. The Titans may have given us a red scare, but your president showed them that Communism doesn’t pay. John taught us what America was all about as he red, white, and blew his way through the defense for the winning touchdown.

So once again, St. Francis left the Glass Bowl satisfied, prevailing yet again in a close battle with their nemesis. Victory obtained and freedom preserved, the Knights’ rode off to celebrate.

Cross Country Update

By Adam Molnar, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

Knight Mascot Peter Blank and Senior Ryan Clark celebrate the Knights victory over the St. John’s Titans

On Saturday October 16, 2004, at the City Cross Country Championship at Ottawa Park, the Knights came in as an underdog to rival St. John’s, the 7th ranked team in the state. A very impressive performance by the JV runners, led by Carey Fisher (17:35) who finished first, set the tone for the day. As the crowd poured onto the golf course, the Varsity Knights, led by Seniors Zach Graham and Pat Kolodgy, headed towards the start line. When the Knights finished the first of two loops, the varsity football team cheered. Ultimately, the top five Knights finished in under seventeen minutes, led by Seniors Zach Graham (16:17), who finished fifth overall, and Pat Kolodgy (16:24), who finished sixth overall.

The sophomore duo of Matt Kesselmayer (16:39) and Nick Zychowicz (16:43) finished eighth and tenth, respectively. Rounding

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Water Polo

By Callan Roberts, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

could no longer hold him back. He scored a touchdown on his way to more than 180 yards. Those s n e a k y Johnnies

The night was warm. The stakes were high. The energy was humming. The St. Francis vs. St. John’s game was off to a slow start. The fans had watched apprehensively as the first half played out in a series of concussive collisions. Neither team had bridged and, as half time rolled around, the score remained static at 0-0.

The student section was full and led by seniors. The cheering was headed by painted doppelgangers bearing the likeness of Matt “Sweetness” Bell, “Bangin’” Brandon Kulka, and Zach “Big Sexy” Hohl. The crowd was a definite factor. The pathetic whimpering that escaped from the St. John’s student section was repelled Knights from left to right: Todd Borgelt, Justin Edgell, by the primal roar Ben Mossing , Shane Weber, Kevin Dominiak, Trevor Joelson, erupting from the Brandon Weislak, Anthony Long, Tito Duran stand and cheer on Knights. their fellow Knights to victory The attack was led by relentless tailback Robert Garza. After somehow managed to tie the score up, but being demoralized the first half, the Johnnies your president John Sheehan would not

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out the Varsity 7 were the consistent duo of Junior Justin Turner (17:13), finishing sixteenth, and Sophomore Anthony Jagodzinski (17:14), finishing seventeenth.

The Knights finished second by the narrowest margin in City CC Championship history. Freshman Colin Pettiford (16:52) completed the Knight’s scoring with an impressive thirteenth place, resulting in 4 points differential: SJ 37, SFS 42.

The Knights raced at Pearson Park in Oregon this past weekend for the District Championship, winning the district title and qualifying for the regionals in Tiffin on Saturday, October 30. Coach Jim Neary has faith and confidence in his Varsity 7. “These Knights have worked hard to earn their shot at a championship. The team is in shape and is ready to compete.” The top four teams (out of sixteen competing teams) will go to the State Meet in Seioto Downs on November 6.

On October 29 and 30, the Aqua Knights play in the North Regional Tournament in Worthington/Columbus. If they win their first two games, they will advance to the State Tournament as the number one seed to play the second place team in the South Region.

This season the Aqua Knights are 26-8, with only one loss to an Ohio team. They were the Ohio Cup Tournament Champions and runner-up in both of their home tournaments. When asked to what we owe our team’s success, Marshall Desmond replied, “hard work, great coaches, and a lot of determination.” “With four games left we are looking for the best,” says Bruce Douglas. With a low attendance at games this season, the team is willing to forgive and forget with a showing at States November 5- 6.

Don’t be afraid to get your feet wet, and come out to support the Aqua Knights!

Football

By Justin Edgell, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

The Knights of the gridiron are once again City League Champions! With their win over the Bowsher Rebels (31-0) on Friday, Coach Cromwell and his squad have locked up their fourth straight City League title. The Knights are 6-0 in the City League, and 8-1 overall with league victories over Clay, Whitmer, St. John’s, Scott, Start, and Bowsher. The Knights have had an exciting season thus far, and many have started to call them the “Cardiac Kids” because they have won four games this season on their last drive.

The Knights are led by senior captains Brandon Spewiek, Andrew Allen, Jon Sheehan, and Brandon Kulka. The next contest for the team is against the Central Catholic Fighting Irish for the coveted Irish Knight. SFS has beaten Central nine straight seasons plus twice in the playoffs. Coach Cromwell will have his team focused on this game, but it does not end there. The Knights have already locked up a spot in the playoffs and hope to make a run for the school’s third Ohio State Football championship.

This game is a home game. Students will be admitted at the gate at UT with a valid SFS ID card.

Where to eat for Homecoming

By Bryan McCabe, ‘05 Lance Photographic Editor

Where you go to eat dinner for homecoming can help make the night even more enjoyable, and in Toledo there are many fine options to chose from. Here are some recommendations to suit every palate, ranging from a reasonable price range to more pricy venues.

For a calm and relaxed atmosphere I would recommend the Maumee Bay Brewing Company at 27 Broadway St., Toledo. They feature classic American cuisine, offering choices that will appeal to a wide variety of tastes. I would recommend trying their sirloin steaks or their chicken salads, both of which are excellent. The average meal there will cost about $20-$25 a person. The service is friendly and the view overlooking the riverfront is appealing.

For an ethnic experience I would recommend Jing Chuan, a Chinese restaurant, located at 4424 Secor Rd. The dining room is e l e g a n t l y decorated, and this, along with low lighting and great service, makes it a great place for large or small groups. The menu selections allow for taste ranging from the simple, such as sweet and sour chicken, to the adventurous who may prefer the more exotic Moo Shoo pork. The dinners are moderately priced, ranging from $15-$25. If you are going in a group, have people order different

dishes so that everyone can share and get a true sampling of Chinese food. Portions are large, and you may not be able to finish a plate by yourself. I would also recommend calling and making reservations as they are normally busy on weekends (419-4729612 ). butlersguild.com If you are fond of Italian food, I would suggest Mancy’s Italian at 5453 Monroe St. While this is a pricey venue where plates can cost $25 $40 a person, what you get for your money is worth it. The service is superb, and the calm and elegant atmosphere is perfect for

close conversation. The food is as close to Italy as you are going to get in Ohio. I would recommend any of their pasta dishes or the seafood plates, which are brilliantly prepared. Make sure to make reservations well in advance, especially if you are going in a big group. (419-882-9229) Feeling adventurous? Looking to add some spice to your night life? I recommend Gumbo’s down by The Docks. They have, by far, the best Cajun cooking in Toledo.

The atmosphere and location right on the waterfront guarantee to make the night a hit. I recommend the jambalaya, but use caution because it’s HOT, HOT, HOT. Meals range from $18-$24 dollars, and the restaurant is great for big groups.

Reservations are recommended.

Remember guys: it’s considered polite to tip at least 15 to 20%, and remember to open the door for your date and to pull her chair out for her.

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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 09, 2004

The alarms that cry, “Wolf!”

By James Molnar, ‘05 Lance Editor-In-Chief

Bowling Knights (L to R - John Szczucinski, TJ Eagle, Michael Izsak, Scott Poffenbaugh, Andy Ostrosky) pause for a picture after the qualifying round of the Ohio state championship.

They spent over seven hours at Columbus Square Bowling Palace on Saturday, November 27, and performed well enough to place in the final sixteen. (See Page 4)

Homecoming Dance

By Michael Martinez, ‘08 Lance Staff Writer

that covered the admission price for Wow. That is all I can say. The 2004 SFS couples, so we did not have to show our ID Homecoming Dance was great! As a freshman, at the door.

The normal snacks of I did not know what to Bud Pierce pop, lemonade, chips, and expect, but I must say I pretzels were replaced with was pleasantly nuts (including chocolate surprised. The whole covered ones), dried fruit, Homecoming week, Hershey Kisses, and apple although it seemed to fly cider to drink. When I spoke by, was a lot of fun, but to Mr. Don Conry, Campus was nothing compared to Ministry Director, he the three hours many commented that people do students spent in the SFS not eat a lot at dances, but gymnasium on Saturday, we must make up for it in October 30. terms of drinking because This dance was we went through twenty completely different from gallons of cider! any of the other dances The theme of this year’s SFS has hosted so far Homecoming was “A this year. Instead of allowing us to dress Senior Brian McCarthy poses with Knightmare on Bancroft Homecoming Queen Amanda Street,” and the gym was casually, we were Beckham from SUA. decorated to match the required to wear a suit coat and tie. In addition, we had to buy a bid theme. ... (Continued on Page 3)

A LA NCE Investigation

Knight Keglers go to States!

TJ Eagle

For the third time on Thursday, November 11, the new cricket-chirpingheadache-inducing alarm system went off, but was there a fire?

Students calmly proceeded out of the building, not knowing if it were an actual “situation” or if, like the previous two times, it was a false alarm.

As some of the students rushed (calmly and nonchalantly, of course) out of the south exit, Mr. Hill came running out, informing the students that it had been a false alarm.

One could only think that this new alarm system is starting to become like the boy that cried, “Wolf!” With so many false alarms, when there is a clear and present danger, no one will believe that they are in harm’s way, having become inured to the shrieking call of the mad insect.

How long will this go on before someone is hurt? THE LANCE spoke with Principal Andrew Hill about the fire alarms, asking what had caused the three false alarms. The first and third were caused by construction-related incidents, and the second was caused by a student who fell into a wall separating one of the new and old areas and knocked the sprinkler head off a sprinkler. This activated the alarm system and flooded the hallway, Mr. Hill reported.

“The good thing about all of this,” Mr. Hill said, “is we know that our system works. The bad thing is that we don’t want to create any confusion about what needs to be done. The thing we have been stressing with all of the faculty and staff here, and plus Fr. Extejt was on the announcements the other day, and the staff is supposed to be making sure that this gets to the students when they are with them: any time that alarm goes off, we need to get

out of this building. We don’t take our time to do that; we get out as quickly possible.

When that alarm goes off, we don’t know right away whether it’s the real situation or whether it’s been falsely set off, and no one else should make those assumptions.

“The most important thing is if we have a time where we need to evacuate because that bell goes off, the message that we need to get across to everybody is get out of the building, follow the precautions and safety procedures that are in place for each classroom. Follow those procedures the way that they are and get out.”

There is doubt in students’ minds. The evacuation process takes a lot of time, nonetheless, and the last thing St. Francis needs is students pondering the validity of its alarm system. Mr. Hill knows this and, when this point was brought up, responded, “When the [fire] alarm goes off, assume that it’s real and get out. Follow the procedures that are each placed in the classrooms.

Quietly on the way out, go the routes [students] are supposed to and get out of the building. If there is anything else we need to let everybody know once that has happened, then we will do that as soon as we are able to. No one should be taking [the alarms] lightly. We definitely don’t want to get into a situation where anybody would get hurt because they don’t believe in the system. The system is working well. We’re sorry that there are these ‘things.’ Like I said before, it’s not any one thing that keeps happening; it’s always something different that triggers them.”

Though the alarm system has become like the boy that cried, “Wolf!”, the last line of Aesop’s fable has an old man telling the young boy, “Nobody believes a liar… even when he is telling the truth!” The alarms aren’t lying. Every alarm that goes off has some threat behind it, whether big or small.

Please, take every alarm seriously and know that it only takes the smallest amount of doubt to cause injury or worse.

Knights give back: Thanksgiving baskets

By Patrick Stengle, ‘05 Lance Assistant Editor

The Thanksgiving basket drive is something SFS’s Campus Ministry takes great pride in, for it is an excellent service. The students, however, seem to ignore their homeroom’s responsibility of bringing in various food items. Every year, so it seems, encouragement and constant reminders are needed to make the students remember their food items. Everything eventually comes together, and the baskets are prepared for delivery.

I chose to volunteer as a basket deliverer for this year’s Thanksgiving basket drive. I was quite impressed with the fact that students went out of their way to arrange drivers in order to deliver these baskets. We assembled in the gymnasium after the Thanksgiving liturgy for directions from Mr.

Conry, the Campus Ministry director. He handed out the directions to the locations of the houses, and he encouraged us not to make assumptions about the economic status of the families. Later on, I would not have to take this warning into consideration because the families to whom I delivered baskets were obviously in a state of need.

Guidance counselor Ms. Konnert drove me, as well as another student accomplice, on our delivery. The houses were located in the neighborhoods of south Toledo, an unfamiliar area to me. The houses were in somewhat of a dilapidated state. The first family we delivered a basket to was a family of five with a single mother. The mother was very grateful for our kindness because she had just gotten a divorce and moved to Toledo from Texas to be with her sick mother.

For the first time, I really saw the reason for

the Thanksgiving drive, and I was very happy to be a part of it.

We proceeded to the next house to deliver the next basket, but the family was not home. We left the basket on the porch, hiding it somewhat, according to the instructions given by the home owner. She was also very grateful for our contribution.

Our Thanksgiving basket drive is truly something of which we can be proud. It took something like this experience to really understand why we take pride in this drive and annually participate in it. In years to come, I hope students come to a better understanding of the purpose of this drive and eagerly contribute to the good cause.

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Salesianum Class: Frannies joined by Sallies

By Kyle Wonser, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

together, Father Exteijt and Michael Tidd (Salesianum’s Academic Dean) worked diligently to make this concept

This year at St. Francis has been all about growth; while our students continue to grow physically, mentally, and morally, and our school itself expands with new structural additions, St Francis De Sales has also grown in its connection with its only sister school, offering an opportunity for distance learning.

The idea had its conception on a trip Fr. John Exteijt took to Salesianum High School in Delaware, the only other school in the country owned and operated by the Oblates of St Francis. While Zach Graham can see Father O in person and on TV. discussing the future of our sister schools, the possibility of distance a reality. Their efforts were soon learning arose. Delighted by the idea of rewarded; a week or two into the school bringing the two Salesian communities year, the live-video religion class had

its maiden voyage when Fr. Olszewski and twenty-one SFS students invited into the class five young men from Salesianum, as well as four young ladies from the neighboring high school of Padua Academy (equivalent to St. Ursula girls at our school; Salesianum is also an all-boys school). If this class is a success and all goes well, Salesianum will also offer a religion class via video to St. Francis next year as a sort of complementary class to Senior Seminar.

A video-linked classroom may sound fun, but it can have drawbacks. “It had its challenges at first, working things out with the calendars,” Fr. O. commented.

For example, Salesianum runs on a sixday schedule, and so there were several days when the St Francis class needed to be taped for the Delaware students to view later. First period in Salesianum also begins ten minutes earlier, so SFS students in first period now begin class at 8:15, with the bonus of getting done ten minutes earlier. In addition, occasional video or audio interruption kept the class from running as smoothly as was hoped. “While it loses a bit of its intimacy, it brings a lot to the class as well, offering different points of view

from the East Coast,” Father said with a grin. The class has brought the two schools closer than ever, sharing not only in religion assignments, but also in common events and sports. Senior Amada Yeager stated, “It’s so neat to have class with students miles away. Plus it’s interesting to see things you guys do, like being water polo champions, because none of the high schools out here have water polo.”

So far, the distance learning has been a major success, despite its rocky start.

“I didn’t feel like I was getting enough out of my old high school religion courses,” comments Joan Solomon, a senior at Padua Academy. “It’s a little hard to hear at times, but I do like the class, and I like Fr. O. He seems cool.”

Senior Clinton Drees of Salesianum also applauds the class and adds, “The class is great. “It gives us a chance to interact with fellow Salesian communities [in a way] that has never been done before.

We are debating some heavy issues, and getting a wide spectrum of response.”

With such a positive outlook from the students, it seems as if distance learning could become a new and permanent addition to our growing school.

LANCE Editorials

The opinions and statements herein do not necessarily represent those of the faculty, staff, or administration of St. Francis.

There has been one section missing from THE LANCE for six years. Beginning with this issue, the editorial section is back. Any student is welcomed to write an editorial and may submit one at any time; however, each editorial is subject to review and cannot be anonymous.

EDITOR’S NOTE Jug: A system that needs change As I embarked on my new experience, serving JUG (“Justice under God” or detention), I didn’t know what to expect.

I walked into the Room 107, knowing that the hour would be a long one. After 2:50, the room was a quagmire of students, consisting of the usual suspects. Mr. Toney took roll call and the sitting began.

Seconds, then minutes passed, and I could hear the ticking of the clock. I looked up to check the time; it was 3:05.

A little while later, believing many minutes had passed, I looked up to the clock again; it was only 3:08. I knew that it was going to be a long hour.

One student at the front of the classroom fell asleep, and Mr. Toney waltzed over to the desk on which he was lying and kicked the bottom of it. The student jerked out of his snooze, and Mr. Toney said, “There is no sleeping in JUG!” I have to admit that it was pretty entertaining, considering it was better than staring for one more second at that darn clock.

The Lance VOLUME 49, ISSUE NO. 4 Editor-in-Chief James Molnar, ‘05 Assistant Editor Patrick Stengle, ‘05 Entertainment Editor Samuel Lenz, ‘05 Political Editor TJ Eagle, ‘05

Being my first (and, I hope, only) time in JUG, I made the mistake of sitting in the sight of those walking by in the hallway. Every time teachers or students walked by, they had blank stares on their faces. None of them could believe I was in JUG. Mr. Loomis walked by, and his jaw dropped. He then came into the room and asked Dean Toney what I had done. Ms. Dempsey had given me the detention because I was eating in the library, which I must now protest was wrongly given. Sure, I was eating in the library, but it was after school hours. Ms. Dempsey knew that I had not received a JUG my whole high school career. She said, “Everyone needs to experience JUG!” with an enthusiasm only she can possess. My advice to all those JUG-less: stay away from the zany math teacher on the second floor!

So what was the lesson that Ms. Dempsey wanted me to learn? What I actually learned is that JUG is pointless.

It is an hour of wasted time. One can only ask himself why he would want to be cooped up in a room for an hour doing absolutely nothing. A busy person like me cannot stand such idleness. I suggest that people who must serve JUG do some type of physical labor. I’m sure that this would help deter students even more than just sitting around. Heck, I would rather write on the blackboard, “I will never eat in the library again…” three

Photographic Editor Bryan McCabe, ‘05 Staff Writers: Tito Duran, ‘05 Zach Hohl, ‘05 Zach Malosh, ‘05 Michael Martinez, ‘08 Enrique Pierce, ‘07 Greg Price, ‘05 Ben Snyder, ‘05 Drew Trunk, ‘08 Kyle Wonser, ‘05

hundred times than to sit through JUG again.

I just hope that the administration will consider changing an obsolete and pointless program which is neither productive nor deterrent.

By James Molnar, ‘05

LETTERS Spirit needs some work, on both sides We, as seniors, have had much to celebrate in terms of football during our high school careers. Freshman year we celebrated in a rare and incomparable way when our football team went undefeated in City League play on its way to the school’s second football state title.

Sophomore year we again remained blemish-free in the city and made a return trip to the state semifinals. Junior year, despite a blow out by way of Whitmer, the varsity squad managed to capture the third straight City League title. This success led to a lot of spirit and pride for our guys in red. Perhaps the biggest rallying point for this spirit is during Homecoming Week. It’s a time for students and players to get charged up and ready to play. However, this year was different. There was only a dull flicker of this spirit, weakly fueled by days like “crazy tie day” and “red or blue shirt with your uniform” day. These days had a way of killing any spirit that might have been drummed up. For the seniors

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this was upsetting, to say the least. Our last Homecoming Week will be tainted when we reflect upon it later in life.

Our freshman year was when we all became truly excited about the games. It was a time when we learned to cheer and to cheer loudly; we felt that we were a part of the student body. Judging by the lack of enthusiasm, it is evident that the freshman class has not picked up on this concept. I think much of this lack of enthusiasm can be attributed to the Spirit Week, or rather, the lack thereof. With the end of the football season, the fact remains that we did not get the job done on the field that Friday. I cannot help but think what the outcome might have been had we had the type of Homecoming Week that we seniors remember from our freshman or sophomore years. However, this senior has not given up hope on the freshman.

They still can step up and LOUDLY support our basketball and hockey teams this winter. I hope that they start soon because they have a lot of work to do in order to rise to the ranks of the upperclassmen and to carry the torch of tradition and spirit that St. Francis has been proudly boasting for the fifty years its doors have been open.

By Ryan Clark, ‘05

Corrections In our last issue we featured only one name for the highest GPA in the junior class. We should have listed Nick Schenk and Michael Urbaniak along with Jacob Eby. Our apologies for this oversight.

Please inform THE LANCE of any further mistakes so that corrections can be made. Thank you.

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NEWS

Homecoming Dance (Continued from Cover Story)

I am sure I speak for all Knights when I Homecomings and SFS was by far the best!” ...“The decorations were well done, but the say I had a great time, but many of us may This comment made freshman Henry Pfeiffer fake spider webs kept getting stuck in wonder if our dates felt the same way. Rest feel pretty good since he was her date.

No Homecoming is complete without a assured, gentlemen, they had just as much everyone’s hair,” said Leah Homecoming Queen, and this year we Matuszewski, freshman Rami Barazi’s had a beauty. Amanda Beckham, a date. “I thought the decorations were SUA senior escorted by SFS senior good—nice theme, better than I was Brian McCarthy, was chosen as expecting,” remarked Kelly White, Queen during halftime at the SFS/ freshman Nathan Roshak’s Central football game. They were Homecoming date. again recognized at the dance and Although some students brought were given the privilege of dancing disposable cameras with them, there on the stage where they could be was another, more expensive way to admired by everyone. The rest of the capture the moment. Paul Kenney Homecoming Court along with SFS Studios was in the cafeteria taking seniors joined along them. professional photographs for anyone Last but not least, thanks to who wanted them. There were four everyone who helped make this packages, ranging from fifteen to thirty Homecoming memorable, especially dollars. Whether students took their Ecstatic students walk and ride down Bancroft on their Mr. Conry and the Student Council own or had a professional taken, they way to the Homecoming game. who planned this dance. If next year’s will always have something to remind fun as we did. “Right when I walked in, I dance is anything compared to this one, we them of Homecoming 2004.

The DJ, Kaiser Sound, played excellent could tell that everyone was just there to are in for a real treat.

I wish to end this article on a personal music ranging from Michael Jackson to Jay- have fun! It was more fun than any dance I Z. Everyone I talked to enjoyed the fact that have ever been to,” commented SUA Arrow note, by thanking my date, Chelsea Kelly they did not play all rap, but included some Carey Peters, whose date was freshman from Bedford High School, for turning this slow songs so you did not have to get freaky Marcus Grubb. Lauren Cassavar, another 2004 “Knightmare on Bancroft Street” into SUA Arrow said, “I went to three a dream come true. with your date in order to dance.

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Cromwell celebrated 75?

By Enrique Pierce, ‘07 Lance Staff Writer

Football can make fans age before their time, and it can really pile the years on coaches. Close games, last-minute touchdowns (or frustrated scores) have been known to make hearts race and the hair go gray. Varsity football coach Dick Cromwell aged plenty (and artificially) when he received a special birthday surprise for his 57th birthday. The cake, a gift from his mother-in-law, congratulated him on his 75th birthday. “It was a great surprise and a lot of fun to get the cake with the numbers reversed,” he told the LANCE.

An ill wind blew the Irish Knight off Bancroft Street

By Enrique Pierce, ‘07 Lance Staff Writer

Irish, and school officials report they have not been able to We all listened to Father O tell communicate with him. the story of the Irish Knight, but The Irish have a proverb, I think we forgot that the Irish are “There’s no need to fear the wind known for their own proverbs if your haystacks are tied down,” and blessings. Some of my and that explains how the Big favorites are “You can’t make a Guy ended up on Cherry Street. silk purse out of a sow’s ear,” and The wind blowing from the Irish “May you live as long as you side of the field pushed our want, and never want as long as haystacks all over the UT field. you live.” There is another one We got close a couple of times, that provides a perfect but couldn’t connect, and the explanation for the trip recently Irish took home the victory (and forced on the Irish Knight. After the Irish Knight) that dark 10 years in a very nice spot at evening.

SFS, the Knight finds himself in a Which brings up several The Irish Knight foreign environment— questions: Will he know us when frowns, missing somewhere in Central Catholic. we come calling next year? Will his true home.

He’s been there since the Knights he have forgotten ten years of lost their Homecoming game to the Fighting love and adoration? Will he remember how

well we treated him—pep rallies, TV appearances, etc.? Will he recognize the new building, and the special spot we will have for him? Will he still be red and blue on the inside, even if he’s got a bit of green on the outside? Will he want to come back to Bancroft Street to help us celebrate our 50th anniversary?

We won’t know until next fall, but there’s at least one Irish proverb that answers all those questions “The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves.”

The Irish quote it, but we’ll make it happen.

Hold on, Big Guy, see you soon!

Late-breaking news: Several SFS supporters have learned that the Irish Knight has been offered as a raffle prize at several Central Catholic functions. Winners are apparently permitted to take the Big Guy home for a weekend or overnight visit! Let’s hope he doesn’t get too comfortable!

Photos by James Molnar

The cake got the title right, but the years wrong.

Potential Knights make their rounds

By Drew Trunk, ‘08 Lance Staff Writer

year, prospective students had a very different tour from what we had. After being greeted in front of the building Alas, it is that by freshmen who had time of year again graduated from their grade – the eighth school, the students filed into graders visited the newly established multithe various high purpose room, located near the schools before weight room. There the the big entrance students were given the lowexam December 4. down on the construction Schools make process and shown diagrams themselves as of what the facilities would be attractive as like upon completion. They possible in order were also given donuts and to appeal to the refreshments as well as most possible construction hats and the students of the classic blue “Be a Part of the class of 2009.

Tradition” t-shirts with which Many current they immediately adorned SFS students themselves. Background on likely remember Hardhats keep Brandon Kulka’s St. Francis School and its high school group of visitors safe. traditions were also shared. visitations – From the multi-purpose missing a few room, the students dispersed and were days of school to get a look at possible presented with various programs and futures and some free merchandise. activities.

Some hopeful future Knights were Knights-for-a-Day are also numerous at this taken to the pool and track where activities time of year. we offer were displayed to them, while Because of the extensive construction others enjoyed a look in the science lab. and renovations going on at St. Francis this

The classic ritual of everyone joining hands impressed and were particularly satisfied by and getting shocked was performed. Other all the work being done. students, Although hard hats t h e properly visitations applied, appeared to toured the be quite a renovation success, proximities, s o m e and a teachers fortunate had to miss few even part of their participated classes in the each day for construction two weeks process. The to speak to g r o u p s the visitors. rotated until M a n y everyone found this had had the to be quite a grand tour.

Chris Douglas leads a group of 8th grade visitors on a tour of h a s s l e .

When the Because of the construction. tour of St. the great Francis was complete, the students met in number of Knights-for-a-Day, teachers the gym, where Pete Blank, Will Midgley, often found it both problematic and and John Sheehan demonstrated their distracting to teach, but said there’s no way school spirit while the band played to to avoid it, and it’s simply necessary this stimulate the crowd. After consulting with time of year. After all was said and done, a a few students who toured, the feedback total of thirty-eight schools and 567 possible was primarily positive. Most said they were Knights made their way through the school.

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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 09, 2004

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It is finally done, the bitter dispute ends

By TJ Eagle, ‘05 Lance Political Editor

Here are some facts and numbers to look at from this year’s election. 58% to 60% of eligible voters turned out for the election, the heaviest turnout since 1968. In 2000, only 51% of those eligible voted.

George W. The table shows Bush will begin what the voters cared his second term about the most. in January.

Terrorism and moral values were the topics that won the election for Mr. Bush. While many Kerry supporters look at this table and wonder how their candidate lost, considering he led in four major categories; education, health care, Iraq, and the economy. In other various polls, including this one, the leading issue with voters was moral values.

Was the ban on gay marriage the deciding factor in this election? Getting the evangelicals and Christians to the polls was key for Bush; the campaign team knew if they showed up, they had a victory.

Considering that the 11 states passed a himself a Democrat and Mr. Wielgopolski constitutional amendment banning gay calls himself “a good liberal”. While Mr. marriage, it would seem the “Christian” base Collier and Mr. Gerken often show their the Bush campaign was hoping for turned support for the Republicans, Mr. Keller is out. Either this political move or sincere quick to point out Mr. Bush’s misuse of the English concern of language t r a d i t i o n a l What Voters Cared About the Most BUSH KERRY NADER TOTAL using a marriage will 2% 22% “nifty” probably go MORAL VALUES 79% 18% 1% 20% calendar down in ECONOMY/JOBS 18% 80% 86% 14% 0% 19% displaying history as a TERRORISM IRAQ 25% 74% 0% 15% his past deciding HEALTH CARE 22% 78% 8% m i s t a k es. factor for the TAXES 56% 44% 0% 5% All of the ‘04 election.

EDUCATION 25% 75% 4% religion More close Poll and quotes from the 11/15/04 Newsweek classes to home. In a (© 2004 Newsweek, Inc.) were asked previous article later on this year, a student took a to take some time to discuss the election poll of the student body and concluded it and the issues at hand and allow their seemed that majority called themselves students to stay active and interested in Republicans. What about the faculty? the government process and to work for While some teachers are vocal about their justice. Those classes where viewpoints of views, others are quieter, and then there are both candidates were explored is very some who profess their beliefs but without health. Yet some teachers only pushed the explicit party affiliation, even though they agenda they believed in and continuously make it quite clear. The diverse faculty of ridiculed the other candidate on a regular teachers though falls majority to the basis. Whether teaching responsible Democrat side.Mr. Thomas proclaims citizenship, justice, or morality, the class

Singing Blue to hit the small screen

By Patrick Stengle, ‘05 Lance Assistant Editor

Monday, December 13th at 12:28 pm, singing “Christmastime is The Singing Blue has been a very Here,” from “A Charlie Brown busy choral group lately. They Christmas” and “Still, Still, Still,” performed at the Presidential Ball on a classic Christmas carol featuring Saturday, December 4. Mr. Michael a solo by sophomore Joe Sferra.

Kastner, the director, was also asked Afterwards, Mrs. Sferra if the group would be able to perform graciously treated the group to a song or two for WTVG Channel lunch at her home, a very brave 13’s “Sounds of the Season,” part endeavor indeed. The group then of the the upcoming Holiday proceeded to Arbors at Sylvania Moments program. The taping nursing home to sing Christmas occurred on Monday December 6. carols. The nursing home The “Sounds of the Season” residents were delighted and even program will feature various vocal joined in on the singing. ensembles from the Toledo area. Jeff The Singing Blue is also James Molnar Smith, SFS alum of 1991, welcomed scheduled to perform for the The Singing Blue poses after singing their hearts out at the group when they arrived at the Catholic Businessmen at the the WTVG studio on Monday, December 6th. studio. “I was a little nervous upon Toledo Club. Their own Christmas entering, but I was excited for the on the air,” said junior member Thomas concert with the orchestra is scheduled at opportunity to showcase our vocal talents Joseph. The Singing Blue will appear on SFS for December the 19 at 7:00 pm.

should get a basically fair view of each candidate so the student can use what they know, grow into adulthood, to make the decision for themselves.

We saw a large push by such organizations as MTV to get out the youth vote and make a difference. Yet all the efforts could have proved superficial as 16% of the eligible youth voted this time; 16% of the youth voted in the 2000 election as well.

A bitter campaign; will Bush bring the country together? Already, immediately after the election, we see a large attack from the Christian-based voters who question the Kerry voter’s motives. One local Catholic Church in Swanton, Ohio told its parishioners that voting for Kerry on Election Day would almost equate to a sin.

The Pastor told his people that the day following the election he would hold reconciliation for all those who voted for Kerry the day before. This is a rather bold statement that goes out directly to those Catholics who voted for Kerry. Mr. Bush calls himself an evangelical Christian who holds a personal relationship with Jesus Christ where He knows him by name.

Although many Americans believed he was weak on the economy, health care, Iraq, and education, many more put their faith in a man who truly believes this is his vocation.

With new cabinet members being appointed each week, in the next months we’ll see the how President Bush plans to shape the New Year and the next four years.

With this election over, we wait to see if Hillary Clinton will campaign for the Presidency in four years. Until then, the President has a divided country, majority Congress, and the opportunity to work on his legacy.

Campaigning for the presidency is grueling beyond all imagining. It takes an extraordinary person to withstand the grind, the abuse or the pressure. Kerry and Bush, for all their human flaws and foibles, are not ordinary men. They are driven—by patriotism, duty, vanity, vision and, in this election, a lifelong disdain for each other.

Each man saw in the other a world view he utterly rejected. Their personal differences, writ large, became the choice on Election Day, 2004.

Notre Dame celebrated imagination with ‘Seussical’

By James Molnar, ‘05 Lance Editor-In-Chief

just such an imaginative mind. “Seuss celebrates, through the Cat and all of the During the last weekends of October, other characters, this glorious imagination Notre Dame Academy presented its annual and the importance of each person in the world, what fall musical. As in previous each of them has shows, NDA had men from to say, no matter other Catholic high schools how small.” and the ladies of Notre Dame Audiences audition for roles this past saw a difference May. Since August, students when they went had worked tirelessly to to the show, complete the show’s considering the whimsical and imaginative extravagant scenes, which include many renovations to dance numbers. This year’s Notre Dame’s show was the very whimsical performing arts Seussical the Musical.

Seussical combines stories center. New from Dr. Seuss’s wild and lights, new quirky world. The show is set sound, and in the Jungle of Nool and comfy seats includes the Cat in the Hat, added to the James Molnar Horton the Elephant, Gertrude grandeur.

Junior Kate Balzer, who plays a curious McFuzz, and many other Who, poses with Senior Meredith Lark, Talking more characters working to bring about why the who narrates and guides the audience harmony back to their world. show was throughout the show as Cat in the Hat. Seussical is not an easy chosen and show to do, for one must have a vast what came from choosing such an imagination. Director Mrs. Sanders reveals imaginative show, Mrs. Sanders said, “[Each

year,] we look for opportunities for students to stretch and grow in new ways and for audiences to enjoy new things… This musical is fun and has a lot of eye candy; it is colorful and bright. …”

She continues, “ I have been delighted by its appeal to people of all ages. From the grandparents that bring the youngest grandchild to the youngest grandchild, [they all loved] it for different reasons.” Mrs. Sanders is currently the Fine Arts Chair, drama teacher, and head of the speech team at Notre Dame Academy .

“It’s really wonderful to see live theatre as opposed to movies or television. In the same way, it’s wonderful to go to a football game live. It is very compelling when you see people in person producing this for you.

The other [idea] is when you see live theatre, it is a very ephemeral art form. You see that night’s performance and no other night will be exactly like that. You are seeing something that burst onto the stage for a very short time and then it’s gone… just like a football game. You will never see that football game again; you will never see their performance again.”

Thirteen SFS Students were involved in Seussical. Senior Tito Duran played the role

of Mr. Mayor. Seniors Anthony Agby, Bryan McCabe, James Molnar, junior Michael DeLaney, and freshman Mark Blowers played the roles of the wild Wickersham Brothers. Senior Patrick Stengle flapped his wings as Vlad Vladikoff and Senior Ryan Clark and Junior Ross Kiegley marched on stage playing some of the Cadets. The other Knights in the show played Jungle Folk and Whos. They were David DeLapp, Kevin Dmytryka, Jose Duran, and Chris Farina.

Mrs. Sanders finished by saying, “I think Seussical [left] its audience feeling delighted that they has spent their time renewing their interests in the energy and creativity of Seuss and the talents of students from Notre Dame and area high schools.”

Seussical is a very new musical and NDA was one of the first amateur groups in the country to perform the show, which opened at the Richard Rodgers Theatre on October 15, 2000. During the last weekend of the show, tickets were hard to come by. On Halloween, the last performance of Seussical, the show was delayed twenty minutes because of the long lines and the high demand for tickets.

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ENTERTAINMENT

The return of disco

By Ben Snyder, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

Music Review – Head Automatica Album - Decadence Glassjaw’s front man Daryl Palumbo and drummer Larry Gorman have moved on from the violent screams and chaotic breakdowns, often Amazon.com leaving Daryl in a gasp for air, to a less punishing funkrock affair. Head Automatica brings a brilliant new approach on the retro trend many bands attempt by mixing classicrock structured songs with a funky twist which incorporates a disco feel. Catchy guitar riffs give the album its basic structure and by adding the enthusiastic lyrics which Daryl gives the perfect voice for, they catch what a lot of bands can’t. Backed up by DJ, Dan the Automator, he brings the band to another level, adding samples and funky beats to compliment the bands rhythm

section. Track one, “At the Speed of a Yellow Bullet” has a funky rock groove that many hip people would like to dance to. “Beating Heart Baby” has a more serious approach and is a very catchy song that will have you humming it all day. Track four, “Please Please Please” is a more disco inspired song and makes me want get freaky. Heading over to “Dance Party Plus” you know right off the bat it’s a good one. An organ rocking the classic one noter, a simple but “rockin” guitar riff, drums pumping up the mood, it’s a perfect song to have a dance party to. “Disco Hades II” speaks for itself having a groovy disco feel complimented mainly from the rhythm section and keys. “I Shot William H. Macy” ties up the album with an upbeat, classic rock sound. Decadence in itself is a revolution for the funk-rock genre, keeping very high originality. If you want a good party album, I recommend this one. One of the gnarliest albums to come out for ’04, GO GET IT!

Not a regular puppet movie

By Sam Lenz, ‘05 Lance Entertainment Editor

Team America: World Police is the best movie of this year…… involving puppets. This movie is hilarious from start to finish. It makes fun of everyone from Kim Jong Il to Michael Moore (one of my heroes). The movie begins in Paris with four men in turbans carrying a “suit case.” It is a peaceful day when all of a sudden, there are helicopters decked out with America decals and what not. Team America pursues the terrorists and stops them. They also destroy the Eiffel Tower in the process.

Shortly after this, the action cuts to a Broadway show called Lease in which

our hero, Gary, is the star. Backstage, a man from the government asks him to join an elite team of terrorist fighters.

The government recruiter states that he chose Gary because he is an actor with a proficiency in world languages. Gary is then taken to Mount Rushmore, the hideout for Team America, and meets the crew. After some thought and a trip to Washington, D.C., he decides to help the team. Meanwhile, the world terrorists are being brought together. Gary, our hero, is comically made up to look like an Islamic terrorist. He then infiltrates a terrorist meeting in Egypt. After some of the people recognize Team America outside, a chase ensues. Again Team TeamAmerica.com

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A reflection on Halo 2, the greatest game sequel ever

By Zack Hohl, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

Let me begin my overview of this outstanding composition of digital perfection by disclaiming any and all conceptions that hold participation in any activity on a game system to be a fulfilling and worthwhile experience. Having said Amazon.com that, I must now make an equally important and intellectually based claim that is factually verifiable: Halo 2 is the best game ever. Amazing graphics, the fascinating story line, enormously entertaining special features, and the brilliant organization of the many parts that comprise this masterpiece are far superior to those of any other electronic game to date.

I’m sure that there are those of you who believe that participating in such a juvenile form of entertainment is a complete waste of time and intellectual energy, and I say one thing to you: remove the blinders and begin to enjoy the simpler things in life that seem to have no value or purpose. There are people who ignore certain types of abstractions that are present in society for the sake of mass enjoyment and artificial satisfaction. These people are called Communists, and you’re not a Communist, are you?

Regardless of your political preference, I strongly suggest that you explore the world of Master Chief and the America stops the terrorist, but they destroy the Sphinx.

Gary then leaves the group, and on their next mission, the group is shot down by North Korean fighter jets. The Film Actors Guild (FAG) speaks out against Team America throughout the entire movie, and in North Korea they get one last jab in. There is where we find out who the master mind is. There is also a romance thrown in and a couple of hilarious songs like, “Everyone Has AIDS” sung by Gary and “I’m so Ronry” sung by Kim Jong Il. I give this movie 4 stars.

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covenant. As senior All-State cross country runner Zach Graham states, “Halo 2 is more satisfying than running seven miles in less than 40 minutes. It’s like eating a Thanksgiving meal after you’ve been locked in a crazy man’s cellar for a month and were forced to catch rats and eat them raw for meager sustenance. That is how other games compare to Halo 2.”

Another student who prefers to remain anonymous remarks, “The soothing soundtrack of Halo 2 has helped me [to experience physical relief]...” Although I’m fairly certain that his problem was resolved by some other factor that he has failed to take into account, Halo 2 is generally considered to be the best game to date. It is an outstanding analogy for the attack by Islam on Western society, but it also presents Muslims as victims who are misguided by a minority of religious fanatics who hold too much power and influence. To fully understand the parallel, it is necessary to actually play the game, but I doubt any person will stop using the extraordinary new weapons or manning the spectacular new vehicles long enough to reflect upon the message. And why should they? Who wants to think about the numerous problems in our society and various other cultures when they can be obliterating hoards of alien aggressors?

So, go ahead and waste a day or a week or an entire month playing the best video game ever. I mean, thing can’t get any worse, can they? And even if they do, what do they have to do with you?

Team America: World Police is rated R (Restricted) for “graphic crude and sexual behavior, violent images and stronge language.”

Movie Rating 5 Be the first in line 4 OK to wait a week 3 See a matinee 2 Wait for the video 1 Not even on a plane

Pixar continues excellence, making an ‘incredible’ movie

By James Molnar, ‘05 Lance Editor-In-Chief

To start my review, I pose a question: What makes Disney/Pixar films so great?

It is the people at Disney and Pixar whose unique storylines, amazing attention to detail, and unrelenting enthusiasm for filmmaking make their animated movies extraordinary. They have come a long way since Toy Story in 1995. Less than a decade later, the geniuses behind Disney/Pixar continue rolling out one great movie after another.

This is where The Incredibles comes into play. After the critically acclaimed Finding Nemo, can The Incredibles be as good as its Pixar predecessors?

I would say yes. One determinant I use in assessing a film is if I think about the probability of a character’s actions or anything else while watching. The Incredibles flows smoothly off the drawing board and onto the screen. At

no point in the movie did I question or predict the plot, which is another huge factor in assessing films. Sure, I knew that everything was going to turn out hunky-dory at the end, but other than that, I had no predictions. The movie doesn’t give its audience time to predict what’s coming next. From a cute scene outside the Parr/Incredible household to an action-filled, gut-wrenching scene in the jungle on a remote island, The Incredibles has great flow and an imagination that knows its limits.

“They keep finding new ways to celebrate mediocrity,” Bob Parr (alias Mr. Incredible) tells his wife Helen (once known as Elastigirl) about their son’s fourth grade graduation. Let me be the first to say that the aforementioned quote does not sum up this movie. If anything, The Incredibles celebrates how good movies are made and sculpted; it is not your average run-of-

the-mill movie. This leads me to another question all Pixar films bring up: why can’t real movies be this good? One of the only things I can think of is that the creators of these films don’t settle for mediocrity, but quality. Just because they have the technology, which is getting better and better film by film, doesn’t mean that they need to place a brainless action scene into the film every five minute (note: The Matrix). If a scene is needed, it is there. If it is superfluous, it is not there. Plain and simple. Maybe it’s just me, but our movie industry has become like this ,and great minds like those at Pixar help differentiate the superb films from the mundane.

Also, the casting was done meticulously; no one would be better at voicing over the well-crafted characters. Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible would not be as well received without

the rough, warm voice of Craig T. Nelson.

Samuel L. Jackson also adds to the comical Lucius Best/Frozone. The music, well composed by Michael Giacchino, adds to the well-voiced cast. It is wonderful to sit through films that know when pompous music shouldn’t be used and soft undertones should. It seems like a perfect film, doesn’t it?

Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but The Incredibles does have one flaw. It is the quintessential superhero movie: bad versus good in a climatic clash towards the end of the film.

Even with the flaw, The Incredibles is one of the must-see films of 2004. I only hope that Pixar continues the momentum of good films and settles for nothing less than superb. I give it 4 stars.

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The Incredibles is rated PG (Parental guidance suggested) for “action violence.”

SPORTS

The Lance Knight Keglers go to States!

By TJ Eagle, ‘05 Lance Political Editor

On November 27, 2004, the St. Francis Red Varsity Knights rolled into Columbus for State Tournament competition. Thirty male teams that qualified by winning their respective regions the prior season were represented in the Ohio High School “KickOff” Invitational Tournament. The Knights qualified from their region as they were the 2003-2004 City Champions. The format was set up into qualifying rounds and then championship step ladder finals. In qualifying, all participating bowlers bowled three games for their respective teams, and the 16 highest combined team series moved on to the championship round. The 20042005 Red Varsity Team is comprised of seniors TJ Eagle and Mike Izsak; juniors John Szczucinski and Scott Poffenbaugh; and sophomore Andy Ostrosky.

After qualifying, the Knights proved successful as Mike Izsak and John Szczucinski stepped up big. leading the team with 698 and 677 respectively and were the driving forces in the 2944 team qualifying total. After qualifying, the top eight 3-game series totals of any of the participants were named to the “All Tournament” team. Mike Izsak and John Szczucinski represented St. Francis with 4th and 7th high. The 2944 team series total placed St. Francis as the 6th seed and gave them a State Championship round

berth. In the championship round the format was changed. “Baker” style was used, meaning that according to line-up, each bowler bowls a frame after the other in a successive format on one lane, compiling all the frames into one single game. This style is very intense and competitive. The championship round was best three of five games.

Mr. Eagle, filling in for Moderator McNally, led the parents and SFS bowlers in the “K-N-I-GHTS Knights” cheer to let everyone know the Knights were prepared to win. In the championship round of 16, the Knights faced Wapakoneta High School. After losing the first game, the Knights took the series to its length of five games. In the fifth game the Knights started with some early open frames and fell behind fast, but Knights never give up, and facing elimination, the team came together and finished the game with the last six strikes. A stellar performance was required of then anchor John Szczucinski, who needed the first two strikes in the tenth to claim a comefrom-behind victory; he threw all three to keep the team alive.

In the championship round of 8, the Knights faced Austintown Fitch who have been State Champions three out of the past four years. The Knights fell in Game One but recovered to take a 2-1 lead, while Austintown fired a 220 to tie it up 2-2 in

Game Four and to send it to Five. Game Five appeared to be the same as Game Five in the round of 16; the Knights fell behind early but were determined to come back. In the 8th frame, TJ Eagle started the striking that could help lead the team to another come-from-behind victory. Mike Izsak followed with a decisive strike in the ninth to keep the hope alive. It came down to the tenth frame, and John Szczucinski again needed the first two to pull out the win.

With the intensity and cheers resounding in the bowling alley, John threw the first strike. On his second attempt, the cheers rose as people knew the ball would hit pocket and have a chance. Austintown was gasping as they had felt they lost, but the pocket hit, left a wiggling seven pin in the corner, and the State Championship hopes were done for the Knights.

Congratulations to the St. Francis bowling Knights who showed some amazing individual results in qualifying and amazing team work and dedication in the championship rounds. The Knights are officially ranked 8th in the state after their impressive performance.

The Knights still hold onto their lead in the Metro National City League competing at Imperial Lanes every Saturday morning.

Come out and support the Keglers as they try for their second City Championship.

Way To Go Bowling Knights!

Basketball: Lowe gives a coach’s views

By Zach Malosh, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

As the 2004-2005 basketball season begins, Lance staff writer Zach Malosh sat down with Varsity coach Nick Lowe to talk about the upcoming season. Part of that interview is printed here.

LANCE: How long have you been coaching LANCE: Won’t you miss Brad Smith and here at Saint Francis, and what levels have Drew Breuken with their height? you coached?

Lowe: With the height issue, yes- but if your Lowe: Here at Saint Francis, I believe I am heart’s not in it, not at all. Just like any sport, going into my twelfth year. I’ve any thing you do if your coached all three levels... I coached two heart is not in it, you’re not years of freshman, six years of JV and going to get everything this is my fourth year of varsity. you need out of it. So, with LANCE: Where did you play high school their hearts not being in it, basketball, and what was your I’d rather they not play. position?

LANCE: How does the team Lowe: Central Catholic; point guard look for this year, with so Lance: Did you enjoy it there? many new faces?

Lowe: Loved it.

Lowe: Well, it’s still early, LANCE: What is the best thing about but they’re working very Coach Lowe’s coaching here at Saint Francis? hard. I think they look very Varsity Knights Lowe: The work ethic of the kids who defeated Libbey 59- good; they’re very play 58, but lost to Start energetic. They’re hard LANCE: What is the toughest thing working. in double OT. about coaching here?

LANCE: St. John’s will be a Lowe: Let me see, dealing with big game this year as it always is; can you uncontrollable forces. see anyone else in our league that will look LANCE: We hear there are a lot of guys who to give us trouble? played JV ball who quit the team. Can you Lowe: I think the rest of the City League is explain that? going to be very balanced . But I would say Lowe: I think a lot of guys that play JV end the best two teams this year are Saint John’s up not playing varsity because they don’t and Libbey. (Note: the Knights defeated see themselves playing. When you play Libbey December 3) freshman basketball, you’re playing with all LANCE: What do you think about the Saint freshmen. When you’re playing JV Francis fan support of basketball? basketball you’re playing with Lowe: I think those that attempt are very predominantly sophomores. As a junior, energetic. I think they are starting to come now for the first time in your life, you are back slowly. I think the attendance at the butted up against a class older than you, games is pretty good. with juniors and seniors. So I think the LANCE: Do you think something could be number one reason, regardless of what kids done to bring more student fans to the say now a days, the reason they don’t play game? is they don’t think they are going to get Lowe: That is a very difficult question – Yes, playing time. but you have to understand that we play at LANCE: So you think it’s a playing time the same time as the hockey team. Now issue? you’re asking someone who would attend Lowe: I think it’s a playing time issue and all an athletic event to split time. Granted, the kids won’t always admit it but when it comes more successful you are, the more people right down to it it’s the work you are going will come out. Last year when we started to have to put in and what you expect to get winning games and had a winning record, out of it.

more people started coming out because they wanted to follow a winner, but I think in the wintertime there are also other things going on. Friday nights and Saturday nights in football season, that’s all there is.

You have hockey games on the weekend too, and a lot of kids like to go to them.

LANCE:: We know your favorite college team is Duke. What’s your favorite pro team?

Lowe: My favorite pro team is the Detroit Pistons.

LANCE:: How do you think both teams will do this year?

Lowe: Both teams usually do pretty well.

Duke is rebuilding a little bit, but I think they have the best coach in the country.

That’s what attracts me to them, and I think they do things the right way. But I think they’ll both be very successful.

LANCE:: Do you ever have any discipline problems with our players like the situation between the Pacers and the Pistons?

Lowe: Not to that extent. I think our players are very well behaved. They know what is expected of them. They know they represent not only the basketball program but the St. Francis community and I think that’s very big--representing the community to others, even more important than wins and losses. I think it’s how you conduct yourself in the eyes of others. As far as our boys go, I think we do a great job with that.

LANCE:: If there is a discipline problem, do you do the disciplining, or do you send the person to a higher authority?

Lowe: I usually do the disciplining. If there is a sticky situation and something we don’t normally deal with, I will go to my athletic directors first....if we need to go to another step, we will go to Father O, who will have the final decision. But if I can handle it myself, I will do that.

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Water Polo Wrap-Up

By Tito Duran, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

They’ve come a long way since the beginning of the season. Posting a record of 28 and 9, the Aqua Knights were dominant.

The Aqua-Knights, led by All-American senior Greg “Backdoor Bulldog” Johnson, had a fantastic year. Their impressive roster featured fierce warriors such as Colin Murtaugh, Mike Carroll, Levi Launder, Scott Fredericks, Captain Bulldog, Calley Roberts, and Bruce Douglas. The inspired goalkeeping of Dylan Launder completed the line-up. The local competition was not challenging enough, so they were often forced to seek worthier competition the state. Even with this added challenge, they posted an impressive winning percentage above 75%. A talented team with many weapons, the Backdoor Bulldog was a juggernaught, scoring 164 goals during the season, a mark which Mr. Conry believes could only be topped if Jesus himself lost his sandals and dove into the pool. Such stellar individual play lead to controversy out of the water. Allegations by senior Brandon Weislak have yet to be verified.

The water polo fanatic claims that, “Backdoor is my baby daddy.” Mr. Johnson declined to comment.

Such distractions did not affect the inpool performance of the team. In fact, their focus was unwavering, and few teams were as well prepared as the Aqua-Knights. The team had two two-hour practices every weekday. They didn’t practice on the weekends because they were traveling to tournaments. The intense preparation gained them a key win over Thomas Worthington at their own pool. This win earned them the right to ring Thomas Worthington’s own victory bell.

Fan support has been impressive this year. Games around Toledo have drawn above-average crowds, and many students have traveled to see playoff games out of town. The fans aren’t just from St. Francis though. Kate Balzer, a staff writer for Notre Dame’s The Vista has been to every home game. “I’ve loved water polo since I was a little kid; it’s such an impressive sport. I feel so lucky that there’s a good team so close and that All-American Adonis Greg Johnson plays for them,” she states.

Senior Joseph Perzynski made a trip to the state semifinal game and was amazed at the Aqua-Knight’s level of play. With a look of awe on his face, he described the 12-5 victory by saying, “They moved like gods of the sea. I don’t know why the other team even showed up.”

No matter how good you are, though, you will eventually have an off game. Though the Aqua-Knights fought bravely, they came up short in the championship game.

The fall of the Bulldog was tragic, but to truly appreciate the accomplishments of the team, we must look at their dominance of the entire season and not just the outcome of the final game. In a season where every sport entered state post season games, the Aqua-Knights were the closest to a state championship.

Another fact worthy of mention is that the entire starting line-up made the All-State team. Greg Johnson, Mike Carroll, and Levi Launder made first team All State; Scott Fredericks, Colin Murtaugh, and Calley Roberts made second team All State; and Dylan Launder received and honorable mention.

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TUESDAY, DECEMBER 21, 2004

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Millions will have a Ball on New Year’s Eve

By Enrique Pierce, ‘07 Lance Staff Writer

cake and honey jar as well as fresh fruits. Fish is also served as it symbolizes fruitfulness and plenty.

The Japanese New Year Oshogatsu is an important time for family celebrations, when all the shops, factories and offices are closed. The Japanese celebrate the New Year on January 1, but they also keep their Shinto religious beliefs. To keep out evil spirits, they hang a rope of straw, which stands for happiness and good luck, across the front of their houses. When the New Year begins, the Japanese people begin to laugh as this is supposed to bring them good luck in the New Year. In Japan temple bells usher out the old year, and then comes the joyano-kane which is the “nightwatch bell,” a series of exactly 108 peals.

These bells free the faithful from the 108 “earthly desires” lambasted in the Buddhist canon. Those who follow the Shinto religion decorate the house with evergreens, which are the symbol for eternal life, and bamboo, which is the symbol for honesty.

The Japanese New Year begins on January 1 and lasts for two weeks.

These two weeks are full of hatsu, portentous “firsts,” all to be favored with acute awareness and a sense of the bittersweet nature of first-time-ness.

Whether you observe these traditions or your own family traditions, enjoy the holiday season.

For millions of Americans, it wouldn’t be New Year’s Eve without all the festivities in Times Square, especially the “dropping of the ball.” Most of us don’t get to see it in person, so we don’t have a true sense of what that ball really looks like. Here’s the scoop: The Ball is a geodesic sphere, six feet in diameter. It weighs about 1,070 pounds and is covered with a total of 504 Waterford (expensive!) crystal triangles. Four hundredthirty two of the triangles feature designs from past years, with themes of Hope and Unity.

This year’s theme is “Hope for Wisdom.” The crystals are bolted to 168 translucent panels which are attached to the aluminum frame of the ball.

The exterior of the ball is lit up by 168 halogenic crystal lights bulbs, and the interior is lighted by 432 light bulbs (208 clear, 56 red, 56 green, 56 blue, and 56 yellow). There are 96 high-intensity strobe lights that create the bursts of color. The outside of the ball has 90 pyramid mirrors that reflect light into the audience in Times Square. The whole set-up is computer-controlled.

The Ball made its first trip in 1907, when it was made of iron and wood. In 1920, a ball made entirely of iron replaced it, and in 1955, the iron ball was replaced with an aluminum ball. In the 1980’s, the organizers made all the lights red and added a green stem to make the ball look like an apple. In 1988, it was an aluminum ball again until 1998, when it was lowered for the last time. The Ball has been dropped every year since 1907, except for 1942 and 1943, when war conditions made it necessary to dim lights at night. In those years, revelers greeted the New Year with a moment of silence, followed by church bells ringing.

The festivities in Times Square associated with “the dropping of the ball” have been hosted by Dick Clark for many years, but perennial teen Clark has suffered a stroke and will be unable to be part of the festivities. He is to be replaced by Regis Philbin, who won’t be making anybody a millionaire.

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The American flag waves proudly in front of St. Francis’ new addition. Students only wish this snow were real and many inches deep.

Holiday traditions: are you in compliance?

By Enrique Pierce, ‘07 Lance Staff Writer

Think you know about holiday traditions?

How about some of these: Some Old South traditions included these: • People were advised to eat an apple as the clock strikes 12:00 on Christmas Eve, and they would have good health for the coming year.

• It was considered good luck to wear something new on Christmas Day, as long as it wasn’t new shoes. They could hurt the wearer, and lead him into catastrophe.

• Spirits came to those who let a fire go out on Christmas morning.

The Pennsylvania Dutch had interesting traditions, too: • They made Christmas cookies in a variety of shapes, including rabbits, dogs, horses, babies, stars, dolls, and deer.

• Taking a bath or changing one’s underwear on Christmas would bring boils.

• People drank the dew on Christmas Eve to prevent illness.

• A white Christmas indicates a green Easter; a green Christmas a white Easter.

• The number of days between the first snowfall of the winter season and Christmas told how many snowfalls would come before spring.

Holly leaves are symbolic: the red berried called to mind the drops of blood shed by the Savior, the pointed leaves the crown of thorns.

The leaves like flames were a reminder of the scorching love for God in the heart of Mary. In medieval times, the leaves and berries were believed to afford protection against witchcraft and the evil eye. Single women tied sprigs

of it to their beds to keep the Devil from making witches of them. A holly tree near the house was thought a sufficient safeguard against thunder and lightning.

Now, here are some New Year’s celebrations: Buddhists celebrate the New Year by squirting water on whomever they meet in the streets.

Chinese clean their houses to rid them of last year’s bad luck before their celebrations begin. They believe that evil spirits dislike loud noises, so they decorate their homes with plastic firecrackers to scare away the evil spirits.

In northern India, people wear flowers to celebrate the New Year, commonly in pink, red, purple, or white hues. Hindus in central India display orange flags, flying them from the top of buildings. In southern India, mothers put food, flowers, and small gifts on a special tray. On New Year’s morning, children must keep their eyes shut until they have been led to the tray.

The Jewish New Year Festival is called Rosh Hashanah. The date varies each year as they have their own calendar, which is lunisolar in nature.

The New Year is on the first two days of the seventh month, a date chosen so that the farmers could visit Jerusalem before the winter rains came. The first ten days of this month are the holiest.

The New Year’s Eve dinner has festival candles which are lit, and the table is decorated with fresh fruit of the season, especially grapes. Other foods that are served are a bread known as Challah, honey

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Advent tree collection for the needy

JV Wrestling at Clyde Invitational 10:00 a.m.

Girls’ academies host holiday dances Holiday Gift Guide SFS gift for your parents, self

JV Hockey at TOS Varsity Hockey at BG Basketball at SMCC 4:30 (F), 6:00 (JV), 7:30 (Varsity)

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Advent Giving Tree collection is a success From the office of Campus Ministry

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Senior Peter Blank was part of the crew delivering Christmas cheer.

Students at St. Francis took part in the annual tradition of providing Christmas gifts for families in need in the Toledo area. Director of Campus Ministry Don

Conry and his crew put up a Christmas tree in the main lobby, and decorated it with stars. Each star included a wish for special items, such as miscellaneous clothing, and toys. Member of Campus Ministry met at St. Vincent Hospital Friday and Saturday, December 16 and 17, where they wrapped the gifts and arranged bags of food for delivery to local homes.

Among the students helping with this project were Josh Estep, James Molnar, Peter Blank, Ryan Clark, Joe Rotterdam, Andrew Pugh, Todd Gehr.

These Knights helped to deliver Christmas cheer to needy families, who had been identified by the staff at St. Vincent Hospital.

Math teach Ms. Dawn Dempsey collected several hundred dollars from students to purchase extra items. She shopped for some of the special items,

like winter coats and boots, on Friday afternoon, and made certain all the wishes had been met.

One Knight explained why he got involved in this project. “I’ve been lucky in my life. When I get up on Christmas morning, there is a tree and plenty of stuff for me and my siblings. It’s a given.

But being involved in this project reminded me that plenty of families can’t take Christmas for granted. I was surprised that some of the wishes on the tree stars were for things like socks and underwear. Kids should get fun things.

Well, I think we helped provide some of those fun things...like cool clothes, toys, books. It felt good to be on the giving end of such a special holiday. My Christmas will be better this year because I know I helped make the holiday special for others.”

James Molnar

Senior Ryan Clark and his date Sara Whaley celebrated Christmas at the Notre Dame Academy dance.

Girls’ Schools Celebrate Christmas

By Ryan Clark, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

The real reason for the season ’Twas the night Jesus came and all through the house, not a person was praying, not one in the house...

The Bible was left on the shelf without care, for no one thought Jesus would come there...

The children were dressing to crawl into bed, not once ever kneeling or bowing their head...

And Mom in the rocking chair with me on her lap, was watching the Late Show as I took a nap...

When out of the east there rose such a clatter, I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter...

Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and lifted the sash...

When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but Angels proclaiming that Jesus was here...

The light of His face made me cover my head, it was Jesus returning just like He’d said...

And though I possess worldly wisdom and wealth, I cried when I saw Him in spite of myself...

In the Book of Life which he held in his hand, was written the name of every saved man...He spoke not a word as he searched for my name, when He said “it’s not here,” my head hung in shame...

The people whose names had been written with love, He gathered to take to his Father above...

With those who were ready He rose without sound, while all of the others were left standing around...

I fell to my knees but it was too late, I’d waited too long and thus sealed my fate...

I stood and I cried as they rose out of sight, Oh, if only I’d known that this was the night...

In the words of this poem the meaning is clear, the coming of Jesus is now drawing near...

There’s only one life and when comes the last call, We’ll find out that the Bible was true after all...

(Seen on www.devotions.co.uk)

HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE Ten gifts not to get your girlfriend for Christmas

By Ben Snyder, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

The Christmas season is here again, and it’s time to start thinking about buying gifts. Even worse, you have to find something for your girlfriend. Every year millions of girls are dissatisfied or offended by some of the gifts they receive.

Here is a list of what to avoid to help you with your shopping this year:

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10. Gift Certificate to an all you can eat Restaurant 9. Her favorite WB show on DVD 8. Cash 7. Tickets to a sporting event 6. Tae-Bow videos 5. Make-up 4. A pet snake or fish 3. Electric Razor 2. Mints or Gum 1. Deodorant

Political Editor TJ Eagle, ‘05 Photographic Editor Bryan McCabe, ‘05 Staff Writers: Ryan Clark, ‘05 Michael Martinez, ‘08 Enrique Pierce, ‘07 Ben Snyder, ‘05

Holiday Gift Buy this pin for yourself or your parents...a pewter representation of the new SFS logo. The cost: $5.00, and each comes in a box, already wrapped for Christmas. See Mrs. Holliday in the library for your perfect stocking stuffer!

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Shortly after arriving at St. Ursula Academy on December 4, some St. Francis students found themselves blowing ‘hot air’ at St. Ursula’s Dean of Women Mrs. Horrigan. The SUA administration instituted a requirement that every other person be breathalized in an attempt to reduce the number of minors under the influence of alcohol at the dance. Students waited in line for ten minutes to take their turns at the handheld device and to this reporter’s knowledge, all Knights passed with flying colors.

Once inside the dance, students enjoyed the ornate and cozy decorations that surrounded the dance floor. About half way through the dance, the court for Winter Queen was announced; Colleen Boyle, Emily George, Chelsey Jones, J.J. Obee, and Stephanie Wiezbenski all took the stage with their dates. The Knights were well represented, as Pete Blank escorted Colleen Boyle, Brandon Weislak escorted J.J. Obee, and Mookie Ellis escorted Stephanie Wiezbenski.

When all was said and done, Lauren Krasniewski crowned Chelsey Jones as Winter Queen for 2004. The night wrapped up with the song made famous by the movie Dirty Dancing, “Time of My Life,” as couples had one last dance before heading to post-dance activites.

It was a great night full of great memories. Kate Balzer summed up the night best when she said, “I know I will remember this night when I look back on my high school experience because of the awesome times I have had with my friends.”

At Notre Dame Academy, several St. Francis Knights had been nominated for Christmas King. Nick Batanian, Jon Sheehan, Pat Stengle, and Ryan Clark had been chosen by seniors to be part of a King’s Court. Each appeared on stage with his date, then the announcement of the King was made. Ryan Clark was Kingin-Waiting, able to take over if the current King is unable to fulfull the duties of his position.

After the last dance, Knights entertained the crowd with a selection of St. Francis cheers. Garlands decorated the Performing Arts Center for the holiday dance, which was open to juniors and seniors and their dates. “I had a great time!” said Jessica Jackson.

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Knights go to D.C.

By TJ Eagle, ‘05 Lance Political Editor

2005

Inauguration

Sleep Deprivation: AL Investigation ANCE

By Patrick Stengle, ‘05 Lance Assistant Editor

Most of us know that many-if not mostteenagers are chronically sleep-deprived.

There has been overwhelming evidence supporting this fact through research done at places such as the University of Minnesota.

These researchers have also been studying the effects of sleep deprivation on performance in school, emotional balance, and health in general. “It’s a problem I don’t see being solved in the near future,” states Mr. Joe Mascazine, an English teacher here at St. Francis, when asked about the problem of sleep deprivation. “Kids are under so much pressure these days.”

This deprivation is sometimes said to be caused by a “phase shift” that happens during puberty. As children, we slept around ten hours a night. After puberty, we fall asleep later at night, due to such factors as social activities, academic work, television, and the Internet. However, sleep experts have recently learned that biology plays a role in the changing patterns of adolescents (Carskadon, 1998). This research stated that the production of melatonin, which is the main controller of the brain’s circadian timing system, tapers off later in mature teens than it does in less mature teens. Because of this, the circadian timing system, begins to turn on later at night as pubertal development progresses.

Lack of sleep has been shown to cause many difficulties in school. Everything from disciplinary problems to sleepiness in class and poor concentration are evident, especially in the students of St. Francis, as a result of

insufficient sleep. When asked if sleep deprivation has affected his performance in school, senior Ryan Hambley said, “I wouldn’t know, I’ve been asleep. I’ve never had a good night’s sleep all throughout high school.” Students are often scolded for falling asleep in class. Teachers realize that there is a problem with teenagers and sleep deprivation, but they do little more than tell students that they need more sleep. “My teachers don’t seem to be very understanding or helpful when it comes to my sleep deprivation,” says Kate Balzer, a junior at Notre Dame Academy, “They usually just tell us to not sleep in class and to go to bed earlier.”

Since most teachers plainly say, “Get more sleep,” many teenagers wonder how much sleep they need and how to get it.

The recommended amount of sleep for adolescents is nine and a quarter hours, but every individual needs a different amount.

Experts say that you are sleeping the right amount if you are waking up without an alarm clock. Others suggest measuring how much you sleep a night after a few nights of vacationing, for the first few days of vacation you sleep more to make up for prior lack of sleep. This is all helpful information, yet the question pertaining to getting the right amount of sleep remains unanswered.

Schools have already begun to eliminate the early starting times to allow for students to sleep in longer. “Like Mr. Mascazine said, I don’t see a solution any time in the near future,” says Ms. Schmetzer, astronomy teacher at St. Francis, “Our culture

Remember: Valentine’s Day

By Tito Duran, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

Valentine’s Day is an often forgotten holiday, overshadowed by such hip twentieth century holidays as Thanksgiving, Christmas, and terrific snow days. No days off are given for Valentine’s Day. This shows that our society clearly values such things as civil rights and veterans over love.

Valentine’s Day reminds many people of different things. Candy, hearts, and a little nude cherub who uses a bow and arrow to inspire amorous feelings betwixt people in need of a little sugar

are popular symbols. For me, Valentine’s Day is mostly spent writing letters to and baking tasty treats for my girlfriend who lives in Canada . . . you don’t know her.

If you’re stumped about the protocol of Valentine’s Day, you should talk to somebody who’s been successful at meeting the Valentine challenge.

He will probably suggest, as junior David Stanford did, “Pay attention; most girls give enough hints about what you should do.”

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emphasizes productivity and achievement over a healthy lifestyle.”

However, there are many tips available that can help with falling asleep: • Stay away from caffeine, particularly later in the day.

• Have a light snack and avoid a large meal before bedtime.

• Get regular exercise earlier in the day.

• Keep your bedroom calm, dark, and quiet. A fan or soft music can help cancel any distracting noise.

• Before bedtime, stretch to relax your muscles, or take a warm bath.

• Daytime naps are recommended and should last less than one hour and be taken in the early afternoon.

• If you lie awake in bed more than 30 minutes, go to a different room and do something until you feel sleepy.

If these tips eventually prove to be not helpful, sleep experts suggest consulting professional help for a sleep disorder is a possibility. A sleep disorder specialist may prescribe medicine to help.

These tips and this advice provide possible solutions to the widespread problem of sleep deprivation among American adolescents.

The consequences of sleep deprivation could potentially be very serious, involving such things as car accidents.

A person’s own cognitive and emotional abilities are also at risk. This problem seems to be staying for awhile, and a solution is far out of reach.

On January 19, 2005, thirty-five St. Francis students left for Washington, D.C., to tour Washington and attend the 55th Inauguration of the United States. Mr. Gerken and Mr. Collier were the adult chaperons. The group viewed the Vietnam Memorial, Korean War Memorial, the new World War II Memorial, and the Marine Corps War Memorial. The Jefferson Memorial, Lincoln Memorial, and the F.D.R Memorial were all part of the night tours. All of the students attended the 55th Inauguration of President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney on Thursday.

Congresswoman Marcy Kaptur gave the St. Francis group special constituent tickets that allowed the group to view the inauguration from the closest public viewing area. The night before, the students got to experience the entire Presidential motorcade as it passed in front of their tour bus as the President made his way to one of the numerous parties the day before his inauguration. Students got to learn about history and appreciate the freedoms of the United States at The Capitol Building, the National Archives, and the Holocaust Museum .

The students toured the Smithsonian on Sunday and then ate lunch and experienced the fun games at the ESPN zone for lunch. Saturday proved to be a memorable day both for the extreme cold and for the emotions felt at Arlington; St. Francis students were scheduled to lay a wreath on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington National Cemetery and experience the changing of the guard. Senior TJ Eagle, and Juniors Michael Urbaniak and Nicholas Schenk, along with Mr. Collier’s younger son, were chosen to represent St. Francis and to participate in the ceremony of laying the wreath on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and meet the guard. It was a memorable event. The students returned to Toledo late Sunday night and all agreed they had developed a nice feel for the city, and had a wonderful experience.

Senior Nate Vandenbroek has been dating the same girl for two years. He says, “Do fun spontaneous things--be as goofy as possible. I didn’t want her to spend a lot of money last year, so we agreed to buy each other stuffed bears. I bought her one that is the same size she is!”

Senior Mike Farber likes the idea of a nice dinner as a Valentine gift, with the addition of a “$20 or $30 gift.”

Flowers are a good choice; Andrew Pugh likes the idea of one red rose. “You know, red means ‘love’ so it is the perfect gift. But there are other colors, too...girls just like roses!”

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Upcoming Events...

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- JUG Rule Change - Quiz Bowl - Editorial: Editor’s Note

Varsity Basketball at Scott (7:30 pm)

- St. Ursula’s ‘Me & My Girl’ - CD Review: ‘Leviathan’ - Academy Awards Predictions

Swimming & Diving Catholic Invite (11:00 am)

- Basketball finished at home - SFS Students go CYO - Aqua Knights Update

Varsity Hockey against Bowling Green at Tam-O-Shanter (9:00 pm)

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JUG rules revised

By Drew Trunk, ‘08 Lance Staff Writer

You may have notices that JUG lists normally plastered all over the cafeteria and bulletin boards have ceased to exist.

One might have also fastidiously noticed that no longer are teachers issuing pink slips. Those required to serve JUG have also noticed a change in format.

“What is all of this?” you ask. It seems as though the faculty conducted several meetings throughout the weeks preceding Christmas break to discuss the enforcement of discipline within St. Francis de Sales. Apparently, they believed that the purpose of JUG had, well, lost its purpose and meaning to students. Something had to be done about this, they reasoned.

After returning from break, it was obvious they had come to a conclusion and that the rules and policies would be increasingly enforced. Mr. Toney had warned students of hair violations, and informed students that dress code would be strictly applied upon return after Christmas. And it was.

The issuing of demerits by teachers has been erased from the picture. Rather, blue slips will be distributed to students who act exceptionally out-of-line. The delinquent students, along with their blue slips, will be sent to the Dean’s office where he will deal with them accordingly.

From there, pink slips could, perchance, be issued.

The major change, however, takes place with the yellow slips. According to Mr. Toney, the eradication of JUG lists has put more responsibility and obligation on the students to take care of their business. JUGS must be served immediately after reception [still Tuesdays and Thursdays] in order to restore and reinforce the sole purpose of serving a detention: to learn from prior mistakes. If a student does not serve his JUG in a timely manner, a Saturday morning detention will automatically be assigned. If a student misses a Saturday detention, that student earns a suspension.

Although the discipline policy itself and the various ways of dealing with trouble have not been altered, the serving of Judgment Under Guidance and the issuing of pink slips have.

According to disciplinary officials, the results thus far have been positive.

Students have been more prompt in the service of detentions, and the blue referral slips have been effectively enforced. Students have noticed a slightly more punctilious insistence on the rules and policies of St. Francis, but overall, they believe they can handle it.

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Quiz Bowl: Intimidating our Competition more “L” than they were hoping for. This

By Zach Malosh, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

The Quiz Bowl Knights were all ready to go to the school on Airport Highway when they arrived at school on Monday, January 31. They were wearing their team shirts, hyped to take on their arch rival and Bowling Green, a perennial powerhouse in the Toledo Area Quiz Bowl League. (The Knights beat Bowling Green last year and their coach was about to go off due to this unexpected demise.) Then fifth period rolled around.

The Knights quiz bowl moderator, Mrs. Cathy Farina, received a call from the school on Airport. The Johnnies had called to cancel the match. This caused the entire team to ask the question “WHY?”…

Let me tell you why. Their competition from Airport had an inconvenience with having the match on that day although the schedules have been out the entire season, dating back to November. Yet all of a sudden, shortly before the scheduled match, there was an “inconvenience”? I think that the Quiz Bowl Knights have gained a psychological edge on the two other teams and are set to strike both of these powerhouses’ records and give them one

is because the Knights are as strong as they have ever been. Led by senior captains Sam Lenz and Zach Malosh, the Knights have put up their best record in more than four years. This strength was furthered by a showing at the University of Michigan Invitational. Two teams went to Ann Arbor to compete in this annual tournament where they had been welcomed for two years. The Blue Team was comprised of seniors Dan Dery and Chris Farina, juniors Devin Cottier and Brendan Poffenbaugh, and sophomore Jon Dreeze. The Red Team was made up of seniors Sam Lenz, Zach Malosh, and Alex Penn, junior Mike Urbaniak, and sophomore Victor Tehensky. With a performance beating that of last year, the Knights showed that they are gaining strength with every performance. This brings me back to the match with BG and SJ. The Knights have shown these schools that they ARE NOT to be taken lightly. The Knights are looking to go to Airport Highway when the make-up match is scheduled and come out of there with two wins and yet another showing that they are the up-and-coming powerhouse of the TAQBL. . .well, unless their competition has another “inconvenience.”

LANCE Editorials

The opinions and statements herein do not necessarily represent those of the faculty, staff, or administration of St. Francis.

Any student is welcomed to write an editorial and may submit one at any time; however, each editorial is subject to review and cannot be anonymous.

The recent selection of the Class of 2005 Knights of Honor has many students wondering how the process chose eight individuals out of 40 to be Knights of Honor.

I realize that some might just call me bitter since I was in the running for this honor and was not selected; however, I feel as a Knight at SFS and a nominee that I have a duty to make sure that the young gentlemen honored are the ones that truly are Knights of Honor. It is one thing to be called a “Knight of Honor” and another to actually be one. In my opinion, along with some with whom I have spoken, I do not believe the correct individuals were selected.

One problem I have with the process is that I believe it is not thorough enough.

Selecting Homecoming Queen, for example, is a more rigorous process than the Knight of Honor selection, for there are interviews. How can one see and determine a true Knight of Honor by looking at a piece of paper? Sure, the few on

the selection committee have seen and possibly taught or learned with the student, but looking at extracurricular activities and a 100-word essay (something that also cannot thoroughly explain a student) simply cannot convince anyone about anything. The Homecoming Queen selection process also has the nominees write out answers to specific questions, further getting into their mindsets. This is the first flaw of the system.

The second problem I have with the selection process is that it is (dare I say) political. All eight seniors that received a sword all have varsity letters in a sport. Does this not say anything about what we value here at St. Francis? The pillar on the Knight of Honor application said “physical development.” Does having a varsity letter automatically determine development? Also, what about physical development in other activities? Because I do not wish to single anyone out, I will use myself for the following example: I have physically developed through my four-year involvement in the musicals. Now, I know that varsity letters are not given (remember, sports are more emphasized) in this particular activity, but doesn’t that count? I’m sure there are many other examples of development outside

of school sports. I’m saddened that there is such a huge emphasis on sports (and tons of politics as well). Should having a varsity letter be a prerequisite for becoming a Knight of Honor nominee? And how many teachers on the selection committee were coaches?

Choosing eight Knights of Honor from 40 gentlemen is not an easy process. This might just show how flawed the nomination procedure is. Seniors can simply tell each other, “I’ll nominate you if you nominate me.” In order to solve this problem, I suggest that only teachers be able to nominate (up to three seniors). Teachers can be asked by students to nominate them, but it is ultimately their choice and there is no pressure. Teachers also know about students’ development and are impartial.

Also, the selection committee should not be kept secret. There should be no more than one secondary coach, included in the five teachers, and a nonteacher (Mrs. Kookoothe, for example).

A female should also be on the selection committee (rumors say that there was not a female on this year’s selection committee).

Character is also a very strong determinant for a Knight of Honor, as I thought. What type of values does this specific person have? (Of course, this is

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Faculty Advisor: ~ Ms. Virginia Shaver ~

Editor-in-Chief James Molnar, ‘05 Assistant Editor Patrick Stengle, ‘05 Entertainment Editor Samuel Lenz, ‘05

Staff Writers: Tito Duran, ‘05 Zach Hohl, ‘05 Zach Malosh, ‘05 Michael Martinez, ‘08 Will Midgley, ‘05 Drew Trunk, ‘08

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easily determined by the 100-word essay and no interview.) Some of the recipients, who will remain unnamed, have been disciplined for alcohol consumption. Doing any type of illegal drug (alcohol, because all those involved were not of age) definitely says something about character. Celebrating is one thing; however, must this involve drinking alcohol? Doing so means that one’s decision-making skills and values are not where they ought to be.

Now, I am not pointing fingers, in any event, but I am using the power and voice I do have to point out a system with flaws.

Not all of those honored should be “Knight of Honors”; at the same time, though, there are a few individuals who deserved the honor, and I am glad that they were knighted and given swords. I hate to stomp on anyone’s parade; however, I will not be deceived. I hope that the future of Knight of Honor will not be seen so much as a title, but a well-deserved honor that is truly deserved. I also hope that the process might be changed in upcoming years to better determine the true Knights of Honor (or as it seems today winners of this competition). We all make mistakes, but it’s with what we do afterwards, what values we hold dear, and our actions that really account for who we are and for what we stand.

Once again, I hold no animosity towards anyone. I just wish the proper people and true Knights of Honor would be selected and honored. I also am not one to say I know the honorable from the not-so honorable, but who is? I try my best everyday to strive for excellence and when the day is done, I know my actions reflect that of a true Knight, of “Honor” or not.

By James Molnar, ‘05

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SUA to present annual musical

By Tito Duran, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

Brandon Kulka is used to the crowds and the noise and the big lights. He has been a member of the Knight football team, but his latest adventure is far from the football field. The starting linebacker has found a new passion. He has joined the St. Ursula musical as a featured dancer. He will be an integral part of a different team of impressive talent from

SFS in the production of Me and My Girl. Brandon impressively takes a leading role as The Constable in his first show. Joining him are fellow Knights Pat Stengle as Gerald Bolingbroke; Zack Hohl as The Footman; Pete Blank as Lord Battersby; Tito Duran as Sir John Tremayne; Tony Dandino as “Dying Soldier #1”; Chris Farina, as Bob Barker; and Michael DeLaney as Sir Jasper Tring.

With a cast dominated by St. Francis talent, Me and My Girl has become one of the most highly anticipated musical events of the new year. Longtime musical enthusiast Mr. Steingass had this to say: “If I know musicals, and I do, St. Ursula has assembled a remarkable blend of talent in all categories. If this cast performs to its potential, prepare to have your socks blown off.”

CD Review: ‘Leviathan’

By Will Midgley, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

On August 31, Georgia-based progressive metal iconoclasts Mastodon answered critics who believed they could never Amazon.com top their debut.

Titled “Leviathan,” their new album is conceptually based on Herman Melville’s novel Moby Dick and various other maritime themes, including Norse mythology, oceanic pollution, and prehistoric sea beasts. Musically, the album is more focused on structure and ambience than their critically lauded debut “Remission,” which was an often

unintelligible soup of technical riffing and psychotic drum fills. “Leviathan” opens with a humongous driving guitar riff, after which complex drum fills lead the song into a towering chorus riff that would bring Tony Iommi to his knees.

The songs achieve just the right homogeneity as the album sails through heavy jamming in odd time signatures, intertwining twin guitar interludes based in exotic scales and passages where the screaming subsides and the vocals sound like a cross between Kurt Cobain and Ozzy. The climax of the album is incredible as “Hearts Alive,” a fourteen minute explosion of prog-metal of the finest caliber, segues through folksy fingerpicking, doomy power chord edifications, and epic extended guitar so-

los, of course. The album finishes with a spacey outro consisting of acoustic guitar, organ and underwater-sounding lead guitar playing a haunting melody line. In addition to being a musical achievement, the album is beautifully packaged – it came in a gold foil-onblack slipcase. The whole album is decorated with Moorish style designs, and the lyrics booklet contains paintings of sinister underwater scenes made especially for the album. The care and attention to detail that Mastodon has obviously spent on “Leviathan” show, and this album is beginning to get recognition as a modern classic album that is both progressive and heavy.

Mastodon’s integrity is still whole after the release of their second album.

‘Knight-King’ to visit Africa

By Michael Martinez, ‘08 Lance Staff Writer

After the end of the school year, many of us might go to the Toledo Zoo to see the Africa Exhibit, but for junior Nate Wilson, this summer will be a lot more exciting than any zoo. He won a trip to South Africa, and for 21 days, he will be journeying all across the country to see what he can see.

I recently talked with Nate, and he informed me that he was nominated for the prize with a group at the University of Toledo called Excel. He took part in a Mr. Congeniality Pageant, where he had to go before a panel of judges and answer various questions. In the end, he won the title of “King” and attended a formal ball where he was presented with a $3,500 check to be used for the trip.

Nate said that he was excited about going, but was a bit anxious because he has never flown before. When asked if he was nervous about anything else, Nate replied that he did not want to get the shots required to enter Africa. He told me that he hoped to keep a journal while he is overseas, so we can read all about his trip. When completed, it can be viewed at www.n8dub.com; his own personal website.

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Leonnardo DiCaprio, The Aviator

Million Dollar Baby (Clint Eastwood)

Nominees: Don Cheadle (Hotel Rwanda), Johnny Depp (Finding Neverland), Leonardo DiCaprio (The Aviator), Clint Eastwood (Million Dollar Baby), Jamie Foxx (Ray)

Nominees: The Aviator (M. Scorsese), Million Dollar Baby (C. Eastwood), Ray (T. Hackford), Sideways (A. Payne), Vera Drake (M. Leigh)

Best Picture Finding Neverland

Nominees: Alan Alda (The Aviator), Thomas H. Church (Sideways), Jamie Foxx (Collateral), Morgan Freeman (Million Dollar Baby), Clive Owen (Closer)

Nominees: The Aviator, Finding Neverland, Million Dollar Baby, Ray, Sideways

Hotel Rwanda (Keir Pearson)

Nominees: Annette Bening (Being Julia), Catalina S. Moreno (Maria Full of Grace), Imelda Stauton (Vera Drake), Hilary Swank (Million Dollar Baby), Kate Winslet (Eternal Sunshine...)

Nominees: The Aviator, Eternal Sunshine..., Hotel Rwanda, The Incredibles, Vera Drake

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Nominees: Cate Blanchett (The Aviator), Laura Linney (Kinsey), Virginia Madsen (Sideways), Sophie Okonedo (Hotel Rwanda), Natalie Portman (Closer)

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Best Adapted Screenplay

Cate Blanchette, The Aviator

Finding Neverland

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Best Supporting Actress Sophie Okonedo, Hotel Rwanda

The Incredibles (Brad Bird)

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Best Original Screenplay

Annette Bening, Being Julia

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Best Lead Actress Kate Winslet, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Million Dollar Baby

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Jamie Foxx, Collateral

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Best Supporting Actor Thomas Haden Church, Sideways

Million Dollar Baby (Clint Eastwood)

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Johnny Depp, Finding Neverland

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Graphic by James Molnar

LANCE Predictions by Entertainment Editor Sam Lenz and Editor-In-Chief James Molnar

Nominees: Before Sunset, Finding Neverland, Million Dollar Baby, The Motorcycle Diaries, Sideways

Other Categories: Music (Score) - Harry Potter (John Williams), Music (Song) - “Vois Sur Ton Chemin” (The Chorus), Animation -T he Incredibles. Costume - Lemony Snicket

SPORTS

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Basketball Knights finish playing at home with a triumphant finale LAST GAME IN THE PIT 1-28-05: SFS beats Bowsher 59-34

Right: Senior Chris Kantner takes his turn at cutting down the net on the south end.

Each player and Coach Lowe took a scissors to the net after the Bowsher game.

Above: Coach Lowe encourages Jordan Knowles to keep the pressure on Bowsher.

Above: Daryl Roberts adds two to the score against Bowsher in the last home game in “The Pit.” His total for the night: 21 points.

Right: WTOL-TV 11 cameraman documents the student crowd at the Bowsher game. The large crowd helped the Knights’ home team advantage to beat Bowsher.

Photos by Christine Holliday

SFS Students go head-to-head on the court

By Zack Hohl, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

Basketball has become the most popular event for the expression of athletic talent during the winter season at Saint Francis de Sales High School. Few students would seriously consider wearing spandex while straddling members of the same sex (though there are a significant number of exceptions), and even fewer have the conviction to be aroused from their hazy slumbers at 4:30 in the morning with the intention of dipping themselves into an arena of freezing turquoise just to the have the opportunity to perform in a Speedo with innumerable parents present to observe the feat. Lacking both the skill and desire to perform such tasks, the majority of the student population has decided to take part in the Intramural and CYO Basketball programs. Such leagues provide both an entertaining and a competitive environment in which students and their peers can showcase their athletic prowess.

These teams are often viewed with little respect, and a victory brings nothing more than a week’s bragging rights over a crushed opponent, but I contend that the games carry with them an underlying structure of pride and honor. A heightened anticipation often precedes the events, and many of the participants strain themselves in preparing for the match. In intramural competitions Batanian’s team has swept through the ranks with a dominance that can be paralleled with the advance of an enormous horde of Mongolian invaders who, from their equestrian mounts, deliver crushingly fatal blows to the skulls of helpless foot soldiers. The opponents are eradicated with no hope of victory or challenge to the dominant force. Even Matt Bell’s team, which is composed of many former freshmen and junior varsity basketball players, was humiliated worse than a 17-year-old with a bladder control problem making a

speech in front of the student body. How- 6-0, after a late January win over arch-rival ever, hope was not a distant speck lost in St. Joan of Arc. Parts of that game were vidthe fabric of Intramural competitions; CYO eotaped for inclusion in the sports newswas a separate challenge and an opportu- cast at St. John’s Jesuit High School. nity for revenge.

The St. Agnes team in the Blue bracket In the Red bracket, Gesu and has notched two 90+-point games in the last Christ the King are the return- two weeks. Junior Pat Kesselmayer reports ing dominant forces from last his team challenged themselves to reach 100 year, but a new, unexpected in their game againstOur Lady of Mt. Carmel, challenge has and were able to repeat arisen in an that feat the following unlikely foe St. week agains St. Joan of J o e ’ s Art .

Sylvania. The These junior/senior first clash of teams will begin tournathe Superpowment play on February ers in CYO bas19. They will play at ketball occurred besites throughout the tween the Greyhounds Diocese of Toledo on and C.K. Although teams were February 19, 20, 26, 27, left shorthanded by musical and March 5, 6, 12 and tryouts, they both performed 13. The top four teams to their potential, and in spite will advance to the State of the awe-inspiring coaching Tournament in Hamilton, techniques of Mr. Cool himOhio March 18-20. self, Sam Wozniak, Gesu lost Freshman and a narrow victory to the sophmore teams will beubermannschaft of Monroe Junior Spike Holliday plays for gin tournament play on Street. The Titan of Catholic the St. Patrick of Heatherdowns February 26, and will Youth Organization Basketball Irish. Here he takes a position play on Feb. 27, March that is C.K then perished unagainst an arch-rival from St. 5, 6, 12 and 13. Their Joan of Arc. With the victory der the mighty paw of the St. games will be played at over the Warriors, the St. Pat’s sites in the metro Toledo Joe’s Panthers the following team moved their record to 6-0. area, but there is no Sunday. Gesu’s chance for reA CYO team from St. Agnes demption rested on the demise State tournament at that (featuring junior Knights Pat of the glorified feline. Both level.

Kesselmayer and Aaron Dean) sides prepared for the excurFans can check the scored more than 90 points in sion, and when the time for CYO website for the two consecutive games. competition arrived, the cattournament schedule: dog fight resulted in another victory for the www.cyss.org/CYO/INDEX/HTM. cat. Astonished spectators glanced at the And indeed there will be a future encoundisheartened Sam Wozniak while the terrible ter among all these athletes. While the screech from the final buzzer reverberated David that is St. Joe’s has slain two Goliaths through the gym as eerily as the blood-cur- in two weeks and earned a concrete posidling scream in the silence of the night, and tion at the top of the ranks, playoffs are the young prodigy of a coach simply re- coming shortly, and there it is anyone’s plied in his deeply philosophical tone, “It game. Whether it is in Intramurals or CYO, aight! We gots them next time.” basketball has become a part of SFS, and it The first place team in the Gold bracket is a part that no one wishes to lose. includes two Knight, juniors Aaron Dudley and Spike Holliday. Their season record is

Colin Murtagh will lose these lovely locks before the District competition.

Aqua Knights swim toward #40 While the rest of the students were home for Christmas vacation, SFS swimmers were getting ready for their run for a 40th District title. Each swimmer took part in the “Snow Run,” an annual event wherein they run around the football field in the snow, then back to the pool. (Captain Levi Launder reports that former coaches used to have the swimmers run, then lie in the snow and make snow angels!)

The Catholic Invitational Tournament will be held this weekend. It is the final meet of the year, and the last preparation for Sectionals at Wauseon High School, then Districts competition at BGSU. A win at Districts this year will mark the Knights’ 40th consecutive title, and coaches and swimmers are planning some special events to mark that milestone. Alumni swimmers from every year going back to 1967 will be present at the Districts, and the AquaKnights will be ready. They will have “Dye the Hair” festivities on February 11th, and meet for a team dinner and Head Shaving on February 17th.

Icers outscore Titans Knight Icers had plenty to celebrate when they beat St. John’s Jesuit in overtime 2-1 on January 28. The game was 1-0 until the last ten seconds, when the Titans pushed one past the Knights goalie. The SJJ fans celebrated, but their joy was cut short when Zach Nadolny fired one into the net just 16 seconds into the overtime.

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THURSDAY, MARCH 10, 2005

A LANCE Investigation:

Is bullying a problem?

By James Molnar, ‘05 Lance Editor-In-Chief

Christine Holliday

Icers skate to top four in State!

The Knight icers line up for a game at Tam-O-Shanter.The hockey team finished the season with a 22-8-1 record, and beat St. John Jesuit for a chance to be in the State semi-finals in Columbus last weekend. They fell to Shaker Heights 6-2 in the semi-final game.

(See Page 4.)

Fun-A-Rama is a hit

Photos by Christine Holliday

By Patrick Sholl, ‘06 Lance Staff Writer

After planning and preparing since December, over 400 volunteers gathered together for fun-filled activities on Sunday, February 27, to host St. Francis’s forty-first annual Fun-A-Rama.

Prior to the day’s events, the student body sold Fun-A-Rama raffle tickets. Each student was asked to sell $60 worth of tickets. All

Mike Kantner, Marissa Caputo, Brian McCarthy, and Jon Sheenan wait for the spin of the Big Wheel.

Josh Neary, 5-month-old son of math teacher Mr. Jim Neary, enjoyed his first Funarama.

classes made quota, and the student body will receive bonus days off school. However, these upcoming bonus days apply only to those students who made their quota. The senior class led the school with 141% of quota turned in, followed by the sophomores with 115%, the juniors with 112%, and , last but not least, the freshmen with 111% of quota.

In total, more that $47,000 was brought in through the sale of tickets. To no one’s great surprise, the top homeroom for sales was Mr. Gerken’s.

The top sellers were Brian Bingle, Mike Farber, Andy Geiger, Tom Kurz, and Alex Zychowicz.

The winner of the top raffle prize of $100 per week was Judy Bender, while the $100 per-month-for-a-year prize went to Brad Rhodes. Katie Bingle was the $500 winner.

The co-chairs of the event were Mary Ann Frederick, Linda Karazim, Rick Molnar, Dave Clark, and Michael Flis. More than 30 other people were in charge of various areas and activities at Fun-A-Rama.

Parents and staff got involved with preparation for the event by making the chicken dinners, preparing for the various activities at the numerous booths set up throughout the school, and making sure everything ran smoothly. There were activities for people of all ages, from adult poker to gladiator jousting to children’s activities.

Heard echoing through the gym was the voice of co-chair Rick Molnar with his portable microphone announcing activities of interest to the boisterous crowd.

Although the final total is not yet available, Father Extejt declared the event a definite success.

It was the first opportunity for many people to see the additions and renovations taking place at St. Francis, including the new Spirit Store which was open for business during the event.

On an abnormally warm April day last year, Sam Knisley, ‘05 was speaking with his mother about what he should do for his Eagle Project. She suggested that he should prepare an assembly for his school about bullying. She knew that this subject hit home for Sam, since he had experienced bullying at St. Francis and that it would be “better than building birdhouses.” Sam knew that this would be a great way to reach out to his school community. Sam knew that speaking to his peers would not be easy; he also knew that preparing for such an intense assembly would call for much preparation.

“My freshman and sophomore years, I was bullied myself,” Sam explained.

“One experience in particular nearly got me expelled.” Sam described one incident freshman year where he began damaging property of his bully because he felt he needed to react and get revenge. The bully, in turn, showed the dean his damaged property, and Sam was nearly expelled.

Sam’s personal experience was not the only reason he chose to bring up the topic of bullying in front of the entire student body. Sam saw others around him being bullied and knew something needed to be done. “I see a lot verbal and psychological bullying around me, but not so much physical violence,” Sam said. (Note: Sam believes that verbal bullying is the worst kind because it may lead to physical violence in some cases.)

“What I have seen here doesn’t seem like it’s being taken care of properly.

There are a lot of kids who do stuff, and all they do is get talked to about it They can still do it without being properly punished.”

Last December, after speaking with Principal Hill and receiving approval for his Eagle Project, Sam conducted a survey in which he had students answer questions about bullying here at St. Francis. One of the eye-popping results included that approximately 160 students felt bullied at sometime or another during their high school career.

“Bullying is everywhere; there is no way around it,” Sam noted. “Some might not even recognize it because it is happening so often.”

The responsibility, according to Sam, lies with the bystander. “My survey [said] that 44% of the population at St. Francis simply ignores it; they just don’t do anything about it. That’s a real problem.

Something should be done about it.”

The bystander is not, however, solely

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responsible; teachers and “higher authority” need to enforce it in order to solve the problem, Sam believes. “[Affecting the SFS community] was my goal and Photo by Hallmark cards only time will tell.

If only one person stops bullying or does something about it, my work is done….

This is a real problem no matter what anyone says and can lead to damages.” Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you.

This is the opinion of one student here at St. Francis; however, Sam is not just relying on his own experience. Talking to other students, one quickly learns that not everyone believes that bullying is a problem, while others think it is an enormous problem that really needs to be solved.

Chris Farina, ‘05 says that he believe bullying exists. “Physical bullying is minimal, but psychological bullying is a constant. Two friends sometimes go too far…”

Pete Blank, ‘05 agrees, but adds: “I don’t believe that bullying is a problem to the extent that Sam Knisley spoke of.”

LANCE Staff Writer Tito Duran, ‘05 agrees with Pete. “It is not as widespread as one might have us believe.”

Brian Dabbs, ‘06 comments, “If there is any, I have not seen much. It is better here than at my elementary and junior high school.”

Michael Pacer, ‘06 says that there is not actual bullying at St. Francis, but there is joking around, adding: “It is not meant in a mean spirit.”

Thomas Joseph, ‘06 notes, “I think guys try to be ‘cool’ by putting others down, but it’s more of a competition for popularity.” He clarifies, though, that if there is bullying, it is not physical.

Brad White, ‘06 believes that there is a type of psychological and verbal bullying here at St. Francis (i.e. excluding others and separating groups), but says, “Pushing and fighting are saved for joking around.”

Joseph Sferra, ‘07 says that there is a lot of bullying; however, “The assembly failed to mention and implied that people are allowed to shoot up their school or kill themselves; it’s okay because they were bullied.”

If anyone would like to add to the discussion, THE LANCE welcomes Letters to the Editor. We will consider only signed letters. (See Page 2 for more information.)

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Teen Institute

to cover a wider array of topics ranging from the negative effects of methamphetamine on health, behavior, and society to the history and nature of gang violence. The main focus was the adverse effects of the media in today’s culture. Charlie Mack of ‘The Juice’ made a special guest appearance, “discussing” the negative influence popular music can have on society. The conference was capped off with a show by the International Youth Team, who acted out skits, an ‘improv’ show, and several interactive activities with the crowd, including a brief history of dance, where they managed to lead the crowd through a number of old dances,.

Teen Institute meets every other Tuesday at SFS to discuss and plan their activities. St. Francis TI members manage SFS’s Red Ribbon Week, help out in the Ronald McDonald House, visit with elementary school students, and attend pool parties and lock-ins with other youth groups. Students interested should attend the next meeting and speak to Mr. Schroeder.

By Kyle Wonser, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

On February 11, a small group of Teen Institute members met at the Collingwood Presbyterian Church to join the annual, local high school youth conference, “Tomorrow’s Leaders Stepping Up.” Teen Institute is a branch of the Youth to Youth group, an organization dedicated to smart choices and clean living for fellow teens. The SFS chapter works within the community to promote drug- and alcohol-free living and to set a good example for younger students. Each year, members are given the opportunity to attend the local youth conference, a gathering of Y2Y and TI chapters from across the city.

After a grand welcome and a short group activity, students went to the different workshops which were randomly assigned to allow greater diversity within each group and foster new friendships. The different workshops also enabled the conference

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SFS teacher lends a helping hand

By Michael Martinez, ‘08 Lance Staff Writer

We all know that Señor John Orozco is a very fashionable man, but have you ever wondered how he keeps his suit coats so clean and without rips?

Whenever the rare incident of something staining his coat does arise, he goes to Liddell and Sons Tailoring which is located at 2251 Dorr Street, a store that repairs ripped clothing and also drycleans them.

Sadly, when Señor Orozco visited Mr. Hoover Liddell, who has owned the shop for about 36 years, he noticed something was amiss. He soon found out what was wrong: In the early morning hours of Wednesday, February 9, a driver lost control of his Cadillac during the snow/ice storm and smashed into the front of Mr. Liddell’s shop.

Being the caring and helpful man that he is, Señor decided to take action. On Monday, February 21st, he took

members of LASSO Club, including Yours Truly, Coach Smith, and some soccer players to Mr. Liddell’s shop to help clean up and get rid of old clothes.

We worked from about 10:00 in the morning to 11:30 sorting clothes, cleaning up broken glass and ceiling tiles that fell when the car hit, and vacuuming up all the debris scattered throughout the store.

While Mr. Liddell did know about our group coming to clean the store, he does not know that Señor Orozco is taking up a collection to help pay for the damages to his shop caused by the accident.

Students can drop off any spare change or dollar bills into a jug that is kept in room 214 during the school day. It is Lent after all, a time to forget ourselves and help others in need. Please make a contribution to the Mr. Liddell Trust Fund and help Señor Orozco help out a friend in need.

LANCE Editorials

The opinions and statements herein do not necessarily represent those of the faculty, staff, or administration of St. Francis.

Any student is welcome to write an editorial and may submit one at any time; however, each editorial is subject to review and cannot be anonymous.

EDITOR’S NOTE Purpose & Editorials Since Issue 6 came out on February 3, THE LANCE has been under fire by the St. Francis administration. First, there was the speech/rebuttal by SFS President Father Olszewski on Tuesday, February 15, and I later met with him for forty-five minutes regarding my editorial (“Knights of Honor?”), his rebuttal, and other issues pertaining to THE LANCE. Then, there was an entire staff meeting with Principal Andy Hill in the Library Conference Room on Wednesday, March 2, in which we discussed the same issues and how my last editorial was perceived as demeaning and accusatory of some students here at St. Francis. (This was the viewpoint of Mr. Hill, while the consensus of The Lance staff, Ms. Shaver, and me remains that the editorial was a written opinion and was not a “poorly researched judgment” and “unfounded” article.)

Over the past month, all of us at THE LANCE have been asking ourselves the following questions: What is the purpose of the official student newspaper of St. Francis de Sales High School? What role should the publisher, who in essence is Fr. O because the school funds the printing of this paper, play in what goes into each issue and what control does he have over this? What is the purpose of editorials in a newspaper, a student newspaper in particular? Are editorials important?

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Fr. O closed his speech by saying, “That is not the purpose of our school newspaper,” he was addressing how, in his opinion, my editorial was “accusatory of some students.” What I would like to ask him publicly is, “What is the purpose of THE LANCE?” Does the SFS administration believe that this publication is only a publicity/ marketing tool to be used to the advantage of the administration to positively promote the school? (For reference, these questions have been posed to Fr. O and Mr. Hill already, so this is nothing new to them.) I can admit that this can and should be the case in some instances, but this is censorship.

Excuse me for doing my job and following my job description, which is to present news and opinions of students in the official student newspaper. THE LANCE contains articles and opinions by and about students. I believe that I have done this job quite accurately. I have portrayed the student body in an honest way. All of us at THE LANCE openly welcome opinions from other students, and no student who wishes to write is turned away; however, there are guidelines, and every article is subject to review, as was my editorial. Fr. O, our publisher, needs to remember that T H E L ANCE is comprised of a volunteer staff; we do not get academic credit for any of the time and effort we spend month after month. Fr. O also must trust our decisions and judgment at THE LANCE, for decisions are not made hastily or without thought, and there are checks and balances at the newspaper. Any decision goes through the specific editor to whom it pertains; then, it must Political Editor TJ Eagle, ‘05 Photographic Editor Bryan McCabe, ‘05 Staff Writers: Tito Duran, ‘05 Zach Hohl, ‘05 Michael Martinez, ‘08 Patrick Sholl, ‘06 Ben Snyder, ‘05 Drew Trunk, ‘08 Kyle Wonser, ‘05

go through me, the Editor-In-Chief, but the system does not stop there; Moderator Ms. Shaver must approve decisions.

To help answer the other questions we asked ourselves, I contacted experts in the field of journalism. First, I wrote to Gail Collins, Editorial Page Editor of the New York Times and asked her about the purpose and importance of an editorial/ opinion page in a newspaper.

“I think the opinion section is extremely useful to our readers,” she told me, “and should be even more valuable as a learning tool for young journalists in schools like yours. Perhaps its most important function is to underscore the difference between opinion and objective reporting.

“I think our publisher put it best. He once told me that reporters, even the ones writing analysis pieces, aren’t supposed to have a dog in the fight. …

On the editorial pages, everybody has a dog in the fight. We operate under the same rules as the rest of the paper when it comes to matters of factual accuracy. … But we aren’t obliged to present a balanced view of all the arguments on both sides. … We don’t try to stifle the debate. But we think it’s helpful for our readers to have both the reporting and the opinionated fight. And I think it’s very very helpful for our reporters to know that there’s a place in the paper where opinion goes, and that it’s not in their stories.”

I also wrote to Thomas Walton, Editorial Page Editor and Vice President of The Blade.

“I happen to believe that the editorial pages are among the most important in our newspaper.” Mr. Walton stated. “Our

Faculty Advisor: ~ Ms. Virginia Shaver ~ THE LANCE is the student newspaper of: St. Francis de Sales High School 2323 W. Bancroft Street Toledo, OH 43607 (419) 531-1618 E-mail: Lance@sfstoledo.org Students produce this paper as an extracurricular activity. We welcome your comments, opinions, and suggestions.

editorials stand as the opinion of the newspaper as an institution. We are in a unique position as the conscience of the community to effect positive change in our government, our schools, and indeed our way of life. So yes, our editorial voice serves a profound purpose. We cannot be the Toledo area’s cheerleader, but we are definitely its advocate. There’s a difference.” He went on to say editorials for high schools serve as a good teaching tool, “helping young journalists distinguish between news and opinion and the importance of keeping them separate.”

In those two statements, I think we can give purpose and meaning to THE LANCE and its editorials. THE LANCE is a student newspaper, containing articles by and about students. It is to serve the students, first and foremost (not just as a St. Francis publicity tool). When my editorial, along with other articles, was published last month, conversations were started and questions were being asked and answers were being given. I have never seen so many people reading the paper before. This is the purpose of THE LANCE , and I am proud to have gotten this far with the newspaper.

I know that there are politics everywhere; however, this does not mean I should remain silent! I will not live happily in this seemingly rosypainted picture, naively pretending that everything is hunky-dory. I am being who I am and being that well. Currently, I see that there are some things that need to be done in order to promote change in this school for the better. I am ultimately trying to make this school a better place so that when I graduate in June, I will know that I did something good for my school, something which will have a lasting impact. The future of the entire LANCE, including its editorial section, is very important. With it, conversations can develop into discussions about the well-being, future, and betterment of St. Francis de Sales High School.

James A. Molnar, ’05 Editor-in-Chief

ENTERTAINMENT

The Lance St. Patrick’s Day

By Drew Trunk, ‘08 Lance Staff Writer

Faith and begorra! On March 17, the world will unite to celebrate the 1544th St. Patrick’s Day. Cities throughout America and the rest of the world will commemorate this fine day with parades and celebrations of all sort. Some “Irish” people simply use it as a reason to get drunk and paint things green, but indeed, it is a holiday rich in tradition.

Originally celebrated in 461 AD, St. Patrick’s Day was established to commemorate the life and works of St. Patrick, a man who converted many in Ireland to the Catholic faith. His devout

life and mission was consecrated to converting pagan Irish people to the one true God of Christianity. For thirty rigorous years Patrick [originally named Maewyn] paraded through the land of the leprechaun until he decided he must retire.

The first official St. Patty’s Day shindig in America was in 1737, and since then the celebration has grown at astoundingly tremendous rates.. St. Patrick’s Day parades are held in cities like New York, Chicago, Boston, Philadelphia, and Savannah. Customs include the commemorative wearing of green and white, particularly articles

featuring the infamous Shamrock and beloved Leprechaun. It is highly popular for citizens to color their beverages of choice a nice green color, also. A tradition in Chicago is dyeing the Chicago River green and using green fluorescent lights to illuminate the impressive skyline. Dublin, Ireland, hosts a medley of celebrations lasting several days, ranging from outdoor concerts to firework displays to a large food festival.

Indeed it’s a good time to celebrate the feast of this marvelous saint. But it is also important to “patronize” responsibly.

A psychological thriller, but DeNiro falls short

By Sam Lenz, ‘05 Lance Entertainment Editor

Hide and Seek is a psychological thriller starring Robert DeNiro. This is not one of DeNiro’s better movies. I expected a lot more from him. The movie is about a father who is a psychiatrist and his weird daughter, which begins with DeNiro’s character finding his wife dead in their bathtub. It looks as though she killed herself. A couple months later, the father decides that it would be better to move his daughter and himself out to the country. When they arrive, the daughter starts to act a little weird. She

has invented a friend named Charlie. As time goes on, strange things start to happen, and people come up missing.

Even more heinous, their cat is murdered.

The father suspects that their neighbor is “Charlie,” because he and his wife have just lost their daughter. He seems a little more protective than he should be. Throughout the whole movie, you keep asking yourself, “Who is Charlie?” If you are a fan of psychological thrillers, go and see this movie.

If you are a DeNiro fan, I would hold off until it hits the cheaper theaters. I would

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have to rate this two-and-a-half out of five stars.

Movie Rating 5 Be the first in line 4 OK to wait a week 3 See a matinee 2 Wait for the video 1 Not even on a plane

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CD Review: Monstars

By Ben Snyder, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

After much anticipation and time, St. Francis’ very own “Moonmen” have released their five song EP, “Monstars.”

Deeply rooted with inspirations of Radio Head’s drawn-out electronic ambience to an inspiring jazz melody, the music is colorfully creative, containing much room for each musician’s original taste.

Jazz compositions, provided by senior Brandon Wieslak’s reverberating roomy guitar, hold much strength in this CD engineering. The biggest and most well known pianist, Dan Dery, is featured on the CD, complimenting Pat Kolodgy’s jazz riffs with a dancing finger melody that is waiting to be matched. Will Midgely shows very impressive bass techniques that blend smoothly with Russ Ruch’s drumming to make a sensation of rhythm that compares favorably with the greatest work of famous funk artists.

Recorded independently and under no social pressure from producers who are just waiting to create the next big band, this CD sounds awesome and is uniquely packaged in a slim jewel case displaying an array of monster astronauts. This EP is undeniably highly creative and holds great artistic value.

St. Francis Trading Cards Illustrations by Senior Kevin Kanary

Arrangement by Bryan McCabe

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SFS Icers are top four in the state, ending one unforgettable season!

By Tito Duran, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

The second period started out with high optimism and a never-say-die attitude of our If over the past week or so you’ve always raucous student section. Goodwondered what a fire natured cheers of “Ugly hazard looks like, you’re goalie” ensured that the obviously one of the classy spirit of the rivalry kids who didn’t get a rang true. Only a few ticket to the hockey minutes into the game, game against St. John’s one of the Johnny on Friday. During a game forwards spazzed out, and where the two athletic our all-star freshman programs are evenly goalie felt bad for him and matched, this could let one past. perhaps have been the The Johnnies, then most anticipated event sensing they had an of the year. The school outside chance, began to expected big games out practice voodoo on their of their big names. The bench. Facing such FF: Fame and Fortune, despicable tactics the Force and Finesse, Mike Knights never wavered.

Farber and Charlie Fox. Try as they might, Fox was coming off a though, they could not Northview playoff game counter the demonic where he put the hoard that is the Saint equalizer in the net, and John’s hockey team. All all season Farber has was not lost, however, for been showcasing a the playoffs are where Northview skaters gang up on a defense more impressive heroes are made. Before Knight Icer. than the French at Adam Gaustad returned to Verdun. They did little the ice for his next line to disappoint. Farber change, he ingested the notched the first tick on the scoreboard with sweet ambrosia of Olympus and was a power play goal in the first from long transformed. He left the ice Adam Gaustad, distance. Zach Nadolny put another one a man more liberal than the 1970’s, but past those godless heathens, and the first returned Geus, god of ice and freshwater period ended 2-0.

avian. Pinned against the boards by two Johnnies Geus honked his way out. He proceeded to put some moves on the Johnny defenders that have since been made illegal because nothing that sweet can be allowed on the market. He swooped in front of the net, stared down their pitiful Photos by Christine Holliday

For this play, the Wildcats have to catch up with Knights Phil Henzler and Barrett Betz..

excuse for a goalie, and put it through the five hole to give the Knights a 3-1 lead.

Then the third period happened, and the Johnnies scored two goals while no one was paying attention.

Sensing their possibility for victory, the Johnnies must have psyched up before overtime, because the first seven minutes

By Enrique Pierce Lance Staff Writer

By Callan Roberts, ‘05 Lance Special Correspondent

At the rally for the swim team, students played “The Price is Right” games, and senior Jake Peters won. He got to pick whose head would be shaved; he chose principal Mr. Hill, posing here with Greg Johnson after his haircut.

Launder, Mike Carroll, and Bruce Douglas. The weekend before states, the Aqua Knights captured their fortieth consecutive NW District title where everyone finished with personal best times, and several qualified for the state meet, including diver Tony Reindel, who scored second place in the District. It feels great to finish the season strong. “All the hard work paid off,” said senior Levi Launder after the state meet. The Knight tradition lives on in the pool this year and looks to live on for years to come. Coach Keith Kennedy is in his successful fifth year as the Knight coach, with Tim Hart as his assistant.

Knight Varsity Basketball coach Nick Lowe has been named City League Coach of the Year for his work in leading the Knights to a 16-6 record. The coaches of District Seven Coaches Assn. also voted him Coach of the Year.

Junior Darryl Roberts was named to the First Team AllDistrict; he led the CL in scoring with 23.7 points per game.

L-R Seniors Mike Kantner, Mike O’Connell, David Liebrecht, and Chris Ceparksi were named to the City League All-Academic team.

Cheerleaders do well at local competition Amanda Beckham

Owens Community College held a Cheerleading Competition on March 5 & 6. Those who participated, included cheerleaders from St. Francis de Sales, were invited to perform routines of not more than 2 1/2 minutes, and each routine had to include one cheer, one chant, and a dance. The SFS group placed second.

St. Francis finished the season ranked among the top 4 in the state.

Lowe is honored

Aqua Knights finish off an impressive season On Saturday night February 26, the Aqua Knights finished off an impressive swim season, achieving seventh place in the state.

Juniors Colin Murtagh and Mike Carroll swam individual events at the state meet with great times. Colin finished second in the 100 freestyle and fifth in the 200 freestyle, while Mike finished twenty-third in the 100 butterfly and twenty-first in the 200 individual medley.

Murtagh and Carroll, along with Greg Johnson and Scott Friderichs, placed ninth in the 400 freestyle relay.

The 200 freestyle relay finished fourth, with swimmers Colin Murtagh, Levi Launder, Bruce Douglas, and Greg Johnson. Finally, the 200 medley relay finished twelfth with swimmers Greg Johnson, Dylan

involved some of the most intense hockey ever witnessed by this reporter. Goose (or Geus) became bored around the one minute mark and gave the puck a mean look. It sped into the goal to the utter disbelief of the Johnnies who hugged each other for comfort.

The crowd exploded into cheers. It felt like the Mighty Ducks, Miracle, Die Hard, and Doctor Zhivago all rolled into one.

Senior T.V. personality Trevor “T-Rev” Joelson said, “It was the most beautiful moment of my life. I don’t care if I get married or have kids because Fox, Farber, and my main man Goose have given me something better.” The U.S. Census Bureau now predicts that the most popular name for newborn boys next year will be “Adam.”

The students opened their mouths and let loose a resounding chorus of “Season’s Over!” Never had the words sounded sweeter.

In the parking lot Adam Gaustad zipped up his leather jacket, put on his shades, and kicked his Harley into gear. He checked the tattoo on his right arm, “Live loud, ride hard,” and smiled. The hog roared off into the sunset. Yes ladies and gentlemen, the Goose was finally loose.

4th / Back Row (Left to Right): Coach Kris Kober, Steph Andrulonis, Amanda Matz, Jess Nadaud, Lisa Maloney, Allie Boes, Amanda Lambert, Amanda Beckham, Dodie Rimmelin, Coach Deanna McAlees; 3rd row: Mary Mossing, Joanna Mohr, Amy Bergan, Molly Hensein, Sara Syroka, Marissa Rokicki, Sam Ochsner; 2nd row (Left to Right): Nicole Kelly, Erica Long, Lindsay Baehren, Brittany Barnes; 1st / Front row (Left to Right): Bailey Giacci, Lexie Bryne, Hannah Vaughan, Kaitlin Beckham, Caitlynn Taylor, Breanna Davis ;*not pictured: Brigette Budian, Abbie Henry, Emily Kelley, Mikey Rimmelin

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THURSDAY, MARCH 24, 2005

New chapel open for praying

By James Molnar, ‘05 Lance Editor-In-Chief

From From all all of of us us at at TTHE HE L LANCE ANCE... ...

Have a season of renewed hope and a blessed Easter!

James Molnar

Light streams through the new chapel’s glass window, highlighting the form of a shining cross.

After months and months of watching the new chapel’s construction, students will be able to see the final result today as Holy Thursday Services are held in the eclectic, serene, and freshly-floored chapel. One feature not noticeable to the eye at first glance is the technology in the new addition. If lighting is ever a problem, with the push of a button, shades (like those in Mr. Thomas’ classroom) will cover the windows inside, creating a dark, yet peaceful, atmosphere. There will be a mechanical screen and computer set-up that will permit showing of slides. Baptismal fonts are still in the planning stages, and the seating arrangement is not yet decided. The floor is cork (for acoustic purposes), and there are seats for 370 people.

There is also a new addition to the area just outside the chapel. A painting of St. Francis de Sales, which had been in Rosary Cathedral, was restored and is now hanging in the lobby on the main floor.

Prom’s Techno Dance Knight is a big hit

By Will Midgley, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

for the crowd, occasionally we I arrived at the highly-anticipated Techno would hear some Dance Knight around the 8:00 required arrival weird howl come time and was greeted by Mrs. Conrad, Mr. over the Hill, Mr. Toney, Mr. Steingass, and a speakers, or breathalyzer, as was promised to the student s o m e o n e body at a previous class meeting. After making chanting “‘05,” or my passes through the crowd with my date something of that and making small talk with most of my nature.

We esteemed classmates and their charming e n t e r t a i n e d female companions, it was time to stake out a ourselves by table. A nice, solid table being acquired, my watching the Juniors Kate Balzer (NDA) and Thomas Joseph and group attempted to start a drum circle using humorous and Senior Kaitlin Wasik (NDA) danced the night away. fists and silverware. Although it spread to o c c a s i o n a l l y other tables, it wasn’t as contagious as last inappropriate antics of our peers. Despite hours of dancing, but this year ’s, and the the “Techno Dance is probably because I’m activity was Night” theme of the so lame. After this dropped. After Prom, there wasn’t any irritating period of what twenty minutes or music that could be most high school seniors so, the food was labeled as “techno” at (I believe) regard as bad ready to go, and it all. I would have liked music, we proceeded on was decent. The to hear some thumping, to after-Prom, a more beef tips were bass-infested nonstop interesting event. (Read cooked all the way trance music, but, alas, Pat Kolodgy’s interesting through; the this didn’t happen. All article about After-Prom mashed potatoes I could think of all night on page 2.) For this were good, but the was how much the writer, Prom “Knight” ’05 Photos by James Molnar deserts were Moonmen would rock was neither “techno” nor Seniors David DeLapp and Ryan Clark along with Junior probably the best at After Prom, and this “dance,” but it was Michael DeLaney (top) and Seniors Kevin Fletcher and Peter aspect of the meal. distracted my attention mildly entertaining in Blank (above) take a break from the music to catch their Although I didn’t from the prom itself. spite of this. breath and gaze over the crowd. “experience” them Some faculty members firsthand, I heard were present, such as that the cheesy Father O. (of course) potatoes and ovenand Ms. Dempsey in Good Friday roasted chicken her annual tuxedo. The After Prom: Knights unwind Senior David Liebriecht pauses midstep to Walk for Life pose for a picture for his adoring fans. were also agreeable.

DJ had the audacity to Mr. Toney: Man behind the JUG Who says basketball players can’t dance!!!

After dinner, much play “Stairway to Easter Sunday dancing occurred.

Heaven” and cut the Battle of the Bands My associates, our dates, and I, a group not song off right before the guitar solo, to the Fourth Quarter Begins into dancing, sat around our table and watched absolute horror of my classmates and me.

Accolade Update Faculty Meeting people. Since the DJ provided a microphone My excitement waned through the three (“E” Schedule)

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Knights unwind at After-Prom

By Pat Kolodgy, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

As the great R. Kelley once said “And after the show there shall be an after party, and after the party there shall be a hotel lobby.” And so, on SFS Prom night ’05, it was.

After prom was good fun. A night of power and excellence was certainly enjoyed by all! The action got started right off the bat with a feast of pizza and carrots.

After that some, perhaps foolishly, chose to go swimming, while other chose to play basketball or volleyball. I chose Willing students give a salute to to go on the giant inflatable the Mystical Milenko. The Hypnotist proived his audience obstacle course. After destroying with endless laughs fifteen worthy opponents in races through the crazy maze, I was a truthful and respectful asked faculty member Chris homage to the memory of Steingass what his impression of proms of old. it was. “It’s weird After the “Great Milenko” because you come finished, the second band, out right under his senior favorites Moonmen, crotch,” he said rocked the house with a speaking of the modest half set. After a quick ironman who medley, they flawlessly closed loomed above the Slowly students fall before the shop with a spastic, brilliantly, rubbery jungle.

Great Milenko’s powers prom-themed rendition of It was about at this time that the override the thought “The Bryan McCabe Song.” Moonmen, like first band, processes of the kids Salacious, had to end early.

No one was prepared for what was to Salacious began with a mild hypnotic to play. Salacious, technique. He used come next. After Moonmen was asked to a.k.a. “the band this method to single stop early, there was long pause before the that won battle of out the most next activities began. Led Neyslee, the the bands,” and suggestible people in Zeppelin cover band, filled this time with a Joe Sferra and the the audience and renegade set. It was described by some as keys of fire called them up to the the “best thing ever,” and when they were managed to play a center stage. With this told to shut it down, they actively rebelled hot set, creating a group Milenko was in in an admirable display of “mano e mano” Senior Katie Skelton revels in blues-funk sound full control. He civil disobedience and did not stop the rock piles of leftover money after the with a distinctly manipulated them into of “Immigrant Song” until they were after prom auction.

Caucasian touch. vivid imagining and physically forced to do so.

The final activity of the event was the Unfortunately, the band had to shut down acting out a range of experiences, early in order for the hypnotist, The Great from skinny-dipping to making-out fake money auction. Brandon Weislak won Milenko, to begin his freaky manipulation. to smoking their first cigarette. It a fridge, and so ended PromKnight ‘05.

By Patrick Stengle, ‘05 Lance Assistant Editor

Before last year, The Accolade, the St. Francis yearbook, was always an extracurricular activity worked on outside of school. However, last year it was changed into a class that takes place before school.

“It’s not a very easy class, but someone has to work on the yearbook,” says Anthony Reindel, the Editor-in-Chief.

The class, under the instruction of Mr. Joe Mascazine, has been making layouts, writing captions, and choosing pictures every morning from 7:30 until about 8:15. They have recently started working after school in order to catch up with the deadline, since they are about two weeks behind. “It’s taking so long because it’s going to be really good this year,” says Anthony, “I think students will really like what we’ve done.”

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To help with the Accolade, LANCE Editor-in-Chief James Molnar and Kyle Wonser, editor of The RoundTable, have been asked to proofread and make layouts. Kyle Wonser says that people have been worrying about the book being delivered on time.

Anthony reassures us that this will indeed not happen: “There is no worry about the yearbook not being handed out on time. We are catching up very quickly with the extra work after school.” This extra work is very evident when visiting Mr. Hufford’s computer lab, which is where the class takes place. When asked to comment, Mr. Mascazine stated, “We’ll have to ask you to wait. We have work to do.”

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Editor-in-Chief James Molnar, ‘05 Assistant Editor Patrick Stengle, ‘05 Entertainment Editor Samuel Lenz, ‘05

Photographic Editor Bryan McCabe, ‘05 Staff Writers: Zach Hohl ‘05 Pat Kolodgy ‘05 Michael Martinez, ‘08

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Mr. Toney: man behind JUG

The Great Milenko began slowly, using his melodious voice to lull the crowd into what he called “the state.”

Once the group entered the state, Milenko used his mental powers to

Yearbook playing catch-up

THURSDAY, MARCH 24, 2005

By Michael Martinez, ‘08 Lance Staff Writer

By now, even the freshmen know Mr. Toney, the ruthless Dean of Men to whom students must answer when they break the rules. Sitting down to talk with Mr. Toney, one can find out that his only passion in life is not striking fear into students’ hearts. One can discover that, while his smile may not exactly light up a room, he does put away those If-I-seeyou-in-this-office-one-more-time-I-willseriously-hurt-you looks when he is not dealing with errant, simple-minded hooligans. Here are a few interesting facts about our beloved Dean:

• Full name: Roger William Toney • Born in Illinois along with his three sisters • Attended Alton Illinois High School • Married for 18 years • Two children, a son who is a junior at SFS, and a daughter in 8th grade at Gesu • Before coming to SFS, he was a sales manager for a steel company, manager of a finance company, and also drove a mail truck for a period of time • Has been at SFS since the ’96-’97 school year • Favorite sport: hockey • Favorite hockey team: the St. Louis Blues, which he has been a fan of since they came into the NHL in 1968 • Favorite food: steak from Mancy’s Steakhouse • Favorite part about working at St. Francis: the caring faculty with whom he works daily; also enjoys the “goofy freshmen.”

Battle of the Bands: A Review

By Zack Hohl, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

Few bands are worth mentioning .Led Neyeslee is certainly worth a glance, and their bass player Will Midgley is outstanding.A band led by Joe “The Musical” Sferra seemed like it would provide a better catalyst for talent, but the conglomeration formed went bankrupt after a minute or so. Salacious was able to walk away with the victory, garnering the largest number of audience votes.

After the next band, Prologue to Spring, played. The emo kids in the crowd were that much closer to ending it all. As musical enthusiast and vocal expert Zach Graham stated, “I’m not sure they even played notes! I think they faked the chords on the guitar while the singer screamed in the microphone for ten minutes. It’s a miracle and a shame that he didn’t pass out from oxygen deprivation!”

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in what seemed to be a downward spiral of the elating quality of good music until they split into parts. They sailed too close to the sun on a raft of popsicle sticks and choked on a gooey mess of failure as they tried to sing a song of Dispatch in three part harmony. They get ten extra points for attempting a difficult technique but negative one hundred for making my ears bleed.

The Moonmen closed the night. The sensational Dan Dery played the keyboard with such ferocity that his tiny fingers were imperceptible to the human eye while Rusty Ruch made everyone over six feet eight inches proud as he pounded on the drums like Bing Crosby after he downs a bottle of Scotch. Vocals sprang forth from the melodious voice of the Teet as Brandon Weislak (sporting stylishly tight jeans to divert the blood flow that would normally be going to his legs directly to his skilled fingers) and Pat Kolodgy shredded the guitar with Will Midgley appearing again on the bass.

They were the most entertaining and original group to perform.

Corrections In our last issue...

The Lance staff apologizes for an incorrect identification. It was senior Chris Kantner (not Mike Kantner) who was pictured on page 1 (at Funarama) and on page 4 as a member of the All-Academic City League Basketball team.

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Habemus Papam Benedictum XVI On April 2, 2004 at 2:37 p.m. (EST) a man looked upon as great around the world “returned to the house of his Father.” Pope John Paul II, after battling for years against Parkinson’s disease, could not withstand the bout of septic shock that overtook him, and the suffering that has plagued him for years finally ceased. At 84, he was viewed by many to be one of the most influential popes ever to have lived.

Solidarity and its success is unquestionably owed to this Pope. Indeed, the fall of communism itself hinged upon the Pope’s involvement against it. The Pope continued this onslaught against society’s generally accepting values, ignoring the trend of purposeful ignorance and tackling controversial topics. He preached for peace throughout his papacy, despite the world disposition towards war. The sanctity of life was a primary focus of John Paul, who took conservative views on both the subject of abortion and birth control in direct contradiction to the liberal tendency towards support of these practices.

The greatest effort of Pope John Paul II was towards the unity of the various churches and religions of the world. In 2000 the Pope apologized to the world for the various crimes the Catholic Church had committed, including the Inquisition, the Crusades, and the persecution of Jews.

Pope John Paul, a remarkable man whose credits run the gamut from nonviolent revolutionary to staunch conservative to amateur acting, was seen by more people than anyone else whose presence has ever graced the face of earth, and his accomplishments in retrospect made him one of the most influential persons who have yet lived. His death is mourned by many. As the smoke billowing from the chimney slowly lightened its tint to produce the white miasma of knowledge, the world’s anticipation of the new pope was satisfied.

Cardinal Ratzinger, a conservative who makes Pope John Paul seem almost liberal, is the new Bishop of Rome. As Benedict XVI, he will be directing the Catholic Church’s future for the immediate future.

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Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger greets pilgrims after being chosen as Pope Benedict XVI

Chris Henry: true Knight What have the Chess Knights done this time?

By Michael Martinez, ‘08 Lance Staff Writer

until he had racked up a total of 120 service hours!

We all know that when we become seniors, When asked why he stayed for so long, we get many special perks. One of the Chris simply said that it “became fun for “privileges” we inherit is that we get to him” and the kids he worked with. He also complete thirty service hours over the commented that the kids actually “wanted summer and during the year. Some students to learn,” and he couldn’t leave them when find this quite burdensome and try to do they wanted more. His kids were not the only the easiest jobs to get their hours done ones who learned a thing or two; Chris said quickly. True Knights, however, use this he himself learned that there was more than one way to teach something. He also said that helping the children solve problems and resolve their fights will give him valuable experience that he will be able to use later in life.

Mrs. Conrad, our Christian Service Director, described Chris as “untiring, gentle, and committed.” She also said that he was able to meet the needs of the students and that, most importantly, they trusted him. “I think Chris learned something we can never teach in a classroom” Mrs. Conrad stated proudly. “He Jim Mello has made a visual impact on our Senior Chris Henry is a favorite at the community” she later added. In a Grace Community Center. letter to Mrs. Conrad, Mattie opportunity to get involved in their McAlister, Education coordinator for the community and help out whoever is in need Grace Community Center, said “He is a fine of any form of service. With all this said, young man, and a great role model for our senior Christopher Henry rises far above the children. We are all happy when we see him. minimum standards and demonstrates what His dedication and sincerity are great traits. a true Knight is.

I expect him to go far in life.”

For Christopher’s project, he decided to Chris still visits the center and helps out, undertake the rewarding, yet sometimes and the children love him. His dedication to stressful, job of teaching. He went to Grace the community doesn’t stop at the center.

Community Center, an establishment that In order to become an Eagle Scout, Chris brings in kids from all over the city of Toledo wrote to people to ask for donations so he and helps them in all subjects of school. could clean local cemeteries by hand.

Chris helped fourth graders with whatever Chris Henry is living proof that one schoolwork gave them problems. He quickly doesn’t need a fancy sword to be a real got his required thirty hours in, but he did “Knight of Honor.” Surely, the many ninenot stop there. He continued coming back and ten-year-olds at Grace Community Center will agree.

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Coach Walton and Seniors Peter Reed, Alex Penn, Sean Morris, Karl Perkins, Shane Weber, and Zach Malosh pose after winning some quite honors at this year’s chess nationals.

By Zach Malosh, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

The Chess Knights have not lost a Chess League Match since 1998, a streak of 96 matches. This is unprecedented in Northwest Ohio. The previous record, sometime in the 1950’s, was held by the 1959-64 SFS Chess Teams. Also, the seniors on this chess team have two state titles under their belts. This brings about the question: What else could the Chess Knights possibly do?

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The Chess Knights hit the road at 8:30 a.m. on Thursday, April 7, to go to Nashville, Tennessee. They were on their way to SuperNationals III, a collection of the best chess players in the United States. SFS was represented by 3 teams: a team for people with national ratings under 1500 (U1500), under 900 (U900), and an unrated team. The Chess Knights had their eyes on some more trophies. A single chess match at the national tournament can last up to 4 hours! ...

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Knights ‘Walk for Life’ despite the weather

Winner’s circle

By Patrick Stengle, ‘05 Lance Assistant Editor

By James Molnar, ‘05 Lance Editor-in-Chief

third-year walker Mike DeLaney, “I wouldn’t expect people to take such

On March 25, several St. Francis, Notre Dame, and St. Ursula students participated in the annual “Walk for Life.” This walk takes place on Good Friday as a combination of a pro-life statement and a liturgy. Campus Ministry director Mr. Don Conry organizes the trip for St. Francis students. Students took a bus (unless they were a group containing female students, James Molnar which required them to ride up in Students pose for a picture outside of Our a separate vehicle) to Lady of Consolation in Carey, Ohio after Frenchtown, Ohio. The Mass walking from Frenchtown. begins at a local parish and is followed by a seven mile walk in initiative.” The walk ends at the Shrine remembrance of the Stations of the Cross. of Our Lady of Consolation in Carey, Everyone takes an opportunity to carry Ohio. The Mass is then completed at the cross, symbolizing the suffering of the Shrine.

Jesus as well as. “I was really impressed The Shrine of Our Lady of by the desire of people to partake in the Consolation is described as a very carrying of the cross,” says junior and sacred and holy place. “Many people

come here to pray for healing,” says Mr. Conry. In the bottom level of the church are glass cases containing crutches, casts, canes, and many other items from people who have been healed upon visiting the Shrine. “It’s very moving here,” says junior Notre Dame student Kate Balzer, “I was overwhelmed when I entered.” Ms. Balzer, who is unsure of her stance on abortion, was also impressed by the faith of the walkers as well as the experience. “Despite being uncertain of my stance [on abortion], this experience was very fulfilling. When I was convinced into coming, I never thought that this would affect me in such a way.”

The “Walk for Life” is also part of the Triduum Retreat offered as a fulfillment for the retreat requirement. This retreat focuses on Mass and the liturgy. This is only offered once a year since the walk takes place on Good Friday. If interested, mark your calendars and consult Mr. Conry in the campus ministry office.

The editors of THE LANCE attended UT’s Thirty-Seventh annual Media Day, where THE LANCE was entered in the “Tabloid or Full-Size Format” category, and came away with the following prizes: 1st Prize Feature Story: James Molnar, “Is Bullying a Problem?”

2nd prize Feature Story: Pat Stengle, “Sleep Deprivation...”

3rd prize Feature Story: Kyle Wonser, “Salesianum Class....”

Honorable Mention News Story: James Molnar, “The alarms that cry ‘Wolf’” 1st Place Editorial: James Molnar, “Editor’s Note: Purpose & Editorials” Honorable Mention Sports Story: Tito Duran, “Water Polo Wrap Up” THE LANCE also earned a 3rd place award in the Best Over-all Newspaper Category.

Students write for THE LANCE as an extra-curricular activity.

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The opinions and statements herein do not necessarily represent those of the faculty, staff, or administration of St. Francis.

Any student is welcome to write an editorial and may submit one at any time; however, each editorial is subject to review and cannot be anonymous.

EDITOR’S NOTE Where are we?

As the dust from the construction project begins to settle, it is an appropriate occasion to ask ourselves where we are and how far have we come since the beginning of the year. It is very important to look to the past and present in order to look towards the future.

One of the events that put this question in my head was the recent open house. At the beginning of the year, SFS held its annual attract-students-a-thon and made a mistake in the process.

Volunteer students (some of whom just wanted to get out of class during the training) took prospective seventh and eighth graders around the school in a lengthy tour of the construction project, sidestepping one of St. Francis’ strengths: academics. This was a big mistake, and two weeks ago we tried to, in essence, make up for it with another open house, which I might add was much more organized and thought out, but too little, too late. Here are some of the statistics I was given: around 300 students took the placement test at St. John’s, while St. Francis saw approximately 140 students. While these numbers might seem surprising, studies done years ago showed that this upcoming class would be significantly smaller than other classes. In addition, St. John’s now has a junior high from which to draw students. Our number is

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still low, nonetheless. Senior Pete Blank remarked, “SFS spirit is always here no matter what skeleton we are in.” We need to showcase that spirit and not spend hours on end talking about a building that has yet to be completed.

Children at that age cannot imagine the end result of such a massive project, and trying to show them is almost a waste of time. The school should have waited to emphasize the project until around this time when some of the project is complete. The school definitely learned from its mistake, and the future, in this aspect, will be brighter.

The topic I am most concerned with here at St. Francis is the cleanliness of the school and its students. The school is cleaned endlessly, top to bottom in the morning and in the afternoons, but this is not the problem. (Note: some told me that the bathrooms are a problem at times.) It is the respect and responsibility of the students that has taken a nose-dive. Some students feel that they do not need to clean up after themselves since their parents are spending so much money for them to go here. They have become lazy and irresponsible. This needs to end now.

We are not pigs at St. Francis; we are Knights, chivalrous and responsible Knights.

Another topic that stems from this attitude is a dress code discipline policy that is neither good nor impressive. I understand that a type of style in today’s world is to wear baggy and pretorn clothing, but students have been pushing the envelope, if you will, for some time. Shaving, pulling ties up, tucking-in shirts, wearing appropriate

shoes, and following the many other rules have become lax. Teachers tell me that they don’t want to take time out their schedules to tell students to get in dress code; they want to teach. (What a concept!) We have deans to ensure that the overall policy is adhered to, but it is each student’s own responsibility to dress accordingly. (Remember: students signed a blue sheet of paper saying that they would follow the rules.) The one class I should criticize is the seniors.

They are supposed to lead the school, but I have not seen any type of leadership among them, as a whole class.

Underclassmen are seeing seniors blatantly disobey the rules, and in their minds it must be okay then. This is the downward spiral that, unless stopped, will continue and simply get worse and worse. Some seniors seem to feel that seniors shouldn’t have to obey the rules and that the dress code doesn’t account enough for individualism. This is part of the lax mentality that is hurting the school. Visitors coming into the building, during an open house or whenever, see this and are appalled. We all represent St. Francis in some way. On many occasions, Fr. O has told us that students are the best “salesmen” for this school. However, at the same time, we can be a negative image that hurts the image of SFS. The opinions expressed in this editorial are mine, but I am not alone.

Over the past week, I have been interviewing various students, teachers, and staff members about various topics at St. Francis in order to get an all-round big picture: students need to take responsibility for their school. The administration, faculty, and staff can do

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everything in their power to make SFS a wonderful environment and community, but it is ultimately up to the students to be responsible, follow the rules, and have pride and honor for their school.

Only then can St. Francis de Sales High School achieve the greatness of which we all know it is capable.

James A. Molnar, ’05 Editor-in-Chief

LETTERS Dress Code is way too lax here at SFS Dear Editor, I think that our dress code is very sloppy. I do realize that sloppy dressing is a trend and that the faculty is fighting an endless battle. Some things are okay, such as the occasional unbuttoned top button (so long as your tie is not too far down), but many inappropriate things go overlooked such as torn jackets and pants, frayed and cut pants, and untucked shirts as well as non-uniform shoes. (I have seen slippers, as well as tennis shoes, multiple times) Hair on some students is absolutely too long.

The fact is, my fellow students, we look like slobs, and I find this directly relates to our behavior. Many times at sporting events our behavior is totally unacceptable. I have witnessed my fellow Knights yelling at parents, and the profanity is out of control. The “F” word is no longer something we shudder at. It is merely a word like any other.

Morality are at a minimum – that is for sure – bullying in the form of pranks, as well as threatening, stealing, and cheating. It is embarrassing that we call ourselves Knights. The plain truth is that in order to call ourselves Knights, we have to conduct ourselves like Knights and live up to the code of honor that a Knight exemplifies.

Just as our school has had a face lift, we need one, too. We are Knights in rusty armor! We can shine brighter than before if only we work together and try to be the Knights that we really are!

James Richardson, ‘07

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NEWS & OPINION

SFS opens its doors to grade-schoolers... again

By Zack Hohl, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

After an alarmingly disproportionate number of eighth grade males completed the 2005 Catholic High School Entrance Examination at St. John’s rather than SFS, the administration felt that another open house exhibiting the building when it is not ravaged by the filth and hassle of what seemed like a year of disruption and inconvenience might be beneficial.

Thousands of post cards advertising the event were sent out to local grade school students, but only a small portion of

Teen Line Day

By TJ Eagle, ‘05 Lance Political Editor

Members of Teen Institute attended Regional Teen Line Day on the campus of Northwest State Community College in Archbold, Ohio on Thursday, April 14. St. Francis students, along with students from Scott, Southview, and Springfield, represented Lucas County.

Teen Line provides a 24-hour confidential hotline for youth, parents, and concerned persons to report potential violence and to provide crisis assistance in their school, home and community to secure a safe environment.

After registration and mingling, IUPUI Act Out Ensemble, from Indianapolis, Indiana, performed mini skits of possible everyday situations but with a very realistic abusive theme. After each skit an interaction break was held between the audience and the actors to discuss

them were able to attend. This was enough, we hope, to turn the tides of the raging conflict between the Laistrygones at SJJ and the Adonis embodied by SFS in our favor.

Although it was encouraging to be able to boast of a nearly finished building whose aesthetic potency reflects its academic and athletic dominance, the real focus of the event was the various clubs and programs responsible for St. Francis’ reputation as a juggernaut in the field of education. Coaches and staff members lined the entrance and hallways

like iron suits of armor, attempting to spear onlookers with lances of golden enlightenment. The growing fine arts department was also showcased in its new wing. Members of the spring musical performed for passing spectators who were visiting the new art class and band room. When everyone had their intellectual fill, they reconvened in the cafeteria to gorge themselves on punch and cookies. If the programs are not enough to convince people to attend St. Francis, stale cookies and punch should surely be enough to change their minds.

how their actions were wrong and what could have been done instead as an alternative. The actors stayed in their roles throughout the skit and during interaction, giving a very realistic impression of some of the problems we face in the world today, such as an abusive girlfriend or boyfriend, alcohol or drug dependent parent, or other situations where peer pressure can influence teen’s drinking choices.

Later, representing the Chris Farley Foundation, was Mr. Tom Farley, Chris’ more mature older brother. The message of the Chris Farley Foundation is, “Think. Laugh. Live.” Mr. Farley interviewed the First Lady of the State of Ohio, Mrs. Hope Taft, concerning her state wide program of keeping the youth “Safe and Sober.” Mrs. Taft reiterated the benefits of staying sober and applauded her audience for the help that they do locally in their communities to keep their peers drug, alcohol, and tobacco free. The SFS students got to

take a group photo with Mrs. Taft, and some posed for individual shots as well.

Concluding the day, the students were required to create a project that they could initiate at their school to help address a localized problem. The SFS group decided to address alcohol use and abuse as a major problem in the school community and agreed they could try to help the issue. The project, which will be initiated next school year, plans to include Teen Institute members giving presentations to junior high students concerning the ill effects of alcohol and underage consumption. The presentation will include local statistical figures from various area schools that were obtained with the ADA survey, along with nationwide numbers, so students will get a first hand glimpse of the serious problem. We hope the junior high students then will be able to make a commitment and personal choice to stay “Safe and Sober” well through their high school years.

Movie Review: ‘Sin City’

By Sam Lenz, ‘05 Lance Entertainment Editor

Sin City is infested with criminals, crooked cops, and sexy dames. Some of these characters are searching for vengeance, some for redemption, and others, both. The film incorporates storylines from three of Miller’s graphic novels including Sin City, which launched the long-running, critically acclaimed series, as well as That Yellow Bastard and The Big Fat Kill. Hartigan, a cop with a bum ticker, has vowed to protect stripper Nancy (Jessica Alba).

Marv (Mickey Rourke) is an outcast misanthrope on a mission to avenge the

death of his one true love, Goldie (Jamie King). Dwight (Clive Owen), the clandestine love of Shelley (Brittany Murphy), spends his nights defending Gail (Rosario Dawson) and her Old Towne Girls (Devon Aoki and Alexis Bledel) from Jackie Boy (Benicio Del Toro), a dirty cop with a penchant for violence. This mix of characters makes for an exciting movie.

I came to this movie with high expectations, and the film met those expectations and went beyond. The cinematography is riveting and a change from

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what one usually gets at the movies. I give this movie four out of five stars.

Movie Rating 5 Be the first in line 4 OK to wait a week 3 See a matinee 2 Wait for the video 1 Not even on a plane

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27, 2005

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PSP: King of Consoles?

By Michael Martinez, ‘08 Lance Staff Writer

As many of you know, the Sony PSP (PlayStation Portable) was recently released, preceded by the Nintendo DS which appeared on shelves around Christmas. Fierce competition arose between these two revolutionary consoles because for many years, Nintendo has had control of the handheld game empire.

Being an avid Mario and Zelda fan, I figured that the PSP would be nothing more than a sorry attempt to break the hold of the Nintendo monopoly on portable gaming systems. So, for Christmas I asked Santa for the DS, and he did not disappoint me on Christmas morning. I thought that the PSP could not compare with the DS’s twin screens and Nintendo 64-like graphics. Little did I know that I soon would be proved wrong. For reasons unknown to me, my parents (or the Easter Bunny) bought me a PSP. I was a little skeptical of playing a rival console, but as soon as I opened the box, I was hooked. The sleek, 6.7” across PSP stands only 2.9” high, allowing you to be able to take it with you almost anywhere. It weighs a measly .62 lbs and has an amazing array of 480 x 272 pixels, 16.77 million colors.

If you haven’t herd of the PSP, just think of an iPod, Gameboy, and digital camera all rolled into one. With the memory card that comes in the value pack, you can transfer pictures off your computer onto the PSP. You can also watch full length movies and music videos that come on UMD read-only discs. Oh yeah, you can play video games on it too! The graphics are simply amazing; it’s like you are playing a mini X-Box or PS2.

The PSP value pack, which costs $250, includes an AC adapter, battery pack, memory stick duo which can hold 32 MB of memory, headphones, soft case, screen cloth, and a UMD In-pack Sampler which includes movie previews, music videos, and upcoming games.

With all of that said, I definitely think that Nintendo’s long reign of the HandHeld Kingdom is finally over. The King is dead; long live the King.

Social Security: Put something here

By Sean Morris, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

The main topic on the minds of politicians lately has been the privatization of Social Security. George Bush has recently been pushing to make it so every worker will be paid a small sum every month to invest in the stock market instead of paying into a retirement fund to live on later. He claims that this will work quite easily and that Social Security is going to fail soon anyway.

There are a few flaws with his plan.

First of all, Social Security is not going to break down for many years. In fact, expert analysts say that the system won’t be in danger of going down until well into the 2080’s. The amount of money put into Social Security will soon be outpaced by the amount taken out, but there is a surplus to handle it. Bush has borrowed large amounts of this surplus, but his loans are backed with

treasury notes, which are more stable than cash. After some small tweaks, Social Security will easily last for another couple of centuries.

The second flaw in Bush’s plan is that it simply doesn’t work. The amount of money paid out by his plan will not be nearly as large a sum as the money paid

by Social Security. In fact, most analysts say that trading fees on the stock market will almost completely diminish the money. After all, when you invest money on the stock market, you have to pay a broker large fees in order to act through him. This could take away as much as 30% of the benefits! This problem comes about only if Bush can get the plan started. Before he can even think about privatizing, he must first pay off the rest of the benefits to current retirees. This will cost obscene amounts of money, and in any other nation it would not even be considered a viable option.

Bush is not the first to think up this plan. Many were pushing for privatization before Social Security was even enacted! In the 1936, the Republican nominee for President, Alf Landon, ran under a privatization ticket.

He claimed many of the same things that Bush does now. Later, in 1937, the first Social Security check was mailed out.

In the 1960’s, it was Barry Goldwater who claimed social security was going bankrupt. Later on, Reagan also claimed the program would fail. Bush himself claimed Social Security would fail within ten years. He said that in the early 80’s!

Many years later, the program is still going strong and is considered the best of all the government programs.

What effect will privatization have on our generation? If the plan were to go through, retirement would become very hard. We will be getting monthly amounts of the Social Security money

we pay back. We will be allowed to invest it anyway we like, but we cannot put it into a bank. If we put our money into a stock that ends up crashing, we lose all of our retirement money, not to mention that there will be less paid out than there is now. Eventually, we will not be able to rely on Social Security for retirement.

The good news is that most retirees aren’t buying the plan. Unlike some, they have a concern for future generations.

There are tons of competition against the plan in the government as well. With some luck, we will never have to worry about this scam during our lifetimes although conservative organizations like the Cato Institute will continue to push.

There will soon be an ad campaign coming out to promote privatized Social Security, but if we stay strong we can kill this beast and have happy retirements!

The Lance

SPORTS & NEWS

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27, 2005

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Bowling Knights: Has a dynasty begun?

By TJ Eagle, ‘05 Lance Political Editor

The Knights Keglers proved successful once again on Saturday, April 16, as they defended their City League title and claimed the City Championship title once again. The St. Francis National Red Bowling Knights are the 2004-2005 Metro National City League Champions!

The Knights faced last year’s runner-up, the Clay Eagles. Spanning from early September to mid-April, the bowling season is divided into halves. The Knights proved strong as they won the first half of the season. The Clay Eagles were out for revenge, and they put up record numbers for the second half, seeming almost unbeatable. When the second half was complete, the Knights owned five out of the last six match points from Clay and swung the momentum back in their favor, finishing in second for the half just behind Clay.

Once again it came down to a three game roll-off, first to two points, champion.

Although BCSN was not out for the heated battle, the Knights proved, camera or no camera, they were prepared to bowl. The Knights took care of business and took

advantage of Clay’s open frames. Taking game one in a decisive victory, the Clay

Captain TJ Eagle and junior John Szczucinski led the team with averages

TJ Eagle

Scott Poffenbaugh, Andy Ostrosky, Coach McNally, Mike Izsak, TJ Eagle, and John Szczucinski pose after showing off their skills.

psyche was struggling to stay together and put up the numbers. The Eagles were no match for the Knights, as they made a clean two-game sweep.

The bowling team had much to be proud of during its championship season. Senior

of 208 and 207 respectively. High series went to TJ and John as both finished the season attaining a 700 individual series honors. TJ Eagle was once again named to the Metro National City League First Team, while John Szczucinski earned Second All-City Honors. Team

achievements as well as the various individual achievements proved once again that the Knights truly were the best.

Has a dynasty begun? Will next year’s Varsity Knights bring home another City League title? Well, if returning bowlers John Szczucinski, Andy Ostrosky, and junior Scott Poffenbaugh have anything to say about it: Absolutely! Next year’s prospects to fill the void of graduating seniors Mike Izsak and TJ Eagle, look to be freshman Corey Hawkins, sophomore Nate Resnick, and junior Mike Walker. Mike and TJ were the originals, and they bowled Varsity for all four years, proving to be monumental in bringing bowling back into the spotlight at St. Francis. Both achieved individual honors throughout their years; Mike’s high 212 average and first team AllCity honors his junior year were a key contribution to the team’s 2003-2004 City League Championship, and TJ’s consistent team contribution earning him All-City honors sophomore, junior, and senior year, along with his dedication of the growth of bowling in the SFS community, will be greatly missed. John and Andy plan to fill those graduating posts and with honor they plan to lead the Knights to another repeat City League Championship.

Baseball Knights show SJJ who’s boss in 6-2 contest

By Tito Duran, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

had yet to emerge. The ground shook as Joe Perzynski strode from the St. Francis dugout. Eight feet tall, five feet wide, and There was no question in anyone’s mind three feet deep, Joe appeared to be a relic as to the outcome of the Monday afternoon from a lost age. He resembled a Greek deity (4/18) Knight-Johnny baseball and possessed all of the game. Like cattle in a strength and skill of slaughterhouse, the lowly Achilles, Galahad, and opposition lined up their batting Indiana Jones. order and moved reluctantly to Pre-game their fate. As they slithered from estimations predicted their dugout, the cold darkness of twenty-one strikeouts their diabolical hearts, coupled for Joe in about seventy with the inhuman proximity of pitches. Mighty Joe was their souls to the fires of hell, not cruel and allowed a absorbed all of the light and few hits and even two goodness present on the baseball runs so that the diamond. Almost immediately, opponents from St. however, the darkness lifted as John’s would not eight shining warriors took the discover their horrible Photos by Christine Holliday inadequacy at both field. The Knights of St. Francis were as mighty, good-hearted, and baseball and life, and, as Coach Gerken discusses liked by girls as any of the great a team, drink the Koolstrategy on 3rd base with heroes that have ever walked the Aid of eternity in a Jake Peters. earth. The Titans became fearful misguided, although not at the sight of their foes and wholly ineffective, quivered in horror as they arrived at the attempt at global improvement. The hits came realization that the greatest of the Knights as the fearful Jesuit students shielded

themselves with their bats, while Joe’s pitches careened off the aluminum and back into the field of play.

The juggernaut that was the St. Francis batting order dominated the pitiful defense of the weasellike Titans. Scoring six runs that would ring through the ages, the Knights handily defeated their challengers by four runs. Although this score did not match pre-game estimations of a billion to negative five, it was still extremely impressive to all those in attendance.

Even when the game was close at 21, Joe showed an

Perz winds up for the next pitch against St. John’s.

other-worldly poise and composure by repelling a rally in a way that called to mind the expulsion of the Moors by Charles Martel at the Battle of Tours. With great power comes great responsibility and Joe, ever mindful of the feelings of others, declined to comment on his performance. Senior Ryan Clark had this to say, “Watching Joe pitch that game was my greatest athletic accomplishment in high school. To see his arm rocketing those pitches was like watching Mario spit fire balls.” After the game Ryan offered to fight every single member of the St. John’s baseball team, but after the game all of them declined attendance at his car.

Even the world renowned humility of the Knights of St. Francis de Sales is tested when the margin of victory is 300%.

What have the Chess Knights done this time?

(Continued from Cover Story)

... Every chess player has seven of these matches over the course of three days (2 Friday, 3 Saturday, 2 Sunday). This is very taxing, especially given the talent level which the Chess Knights play against.

Matches are scored so that a player receives one point for a victory and half-a-point for a draw. Individual scores are used in the team competition by taking the combined scores of the top four individuals on a given team.

The Chess Knights top team, the U1500 team, was composed of seniors Sean Morris, Pete Reed, and Karl Perkins, juniors Marc Servé and Ross Keigley, and sophomore Brad Morris. SFS came away with three awards in the U1500 division. Two awards were individual awards awarded to Servé and S. Morris for their 5-point performance, tying them for 25th Individuals

in the nation. The team came away tied for fifth. This team scoring was made up of Servé (5.0), S. Morris (5.0), Keigley (4.0), and Reed and B. Morris (3.5), who tied as the fourth man.

The next division is the U1200. SFS did not have a team in this event but did have an individual. Senior Alex Penn finished the tournament with 3 points. But the impressive part of this senior’s tournament was his four draws, a number unheard of at a tournament.

Another team that went down to represent SFS was the unrated team. This division is made up of first time tournament players or players who have just started tournament play in the recent past. This team had no experience on the national competitive level, yet they came through to bring home the sixth place trophy for the unrated division. This team was made up of

sophomore Joe Garcia (4.0) and the following freshmen: Ryan Raftery (4.0), Keegan Jones (4.0), Shawn Studebaker (3.5), Eric Anderson (3.5), and Stefan Schmidt.

Last, but certainly not least, is the U900 team. This team was comprised of a hodgepodge of players. This team was originally made up of seniors Zach Malosh and Shane Weber, junior Mike Roesner, sophomores Joe Buehrer and Jon Dreeze, and freshman Alex Malosh.

The surprise addition of freshman Andy Penn, who was supposed to be in the unrated division, was welcomed. This team looked to be in a good position to place well with the leadership of the underrated upperclassmen, Z. Malosh, Roesner, and Weber. Z. Malosh and Roesner both set the team’s pace for excellence by capturing 3.5 points out of

their first four matches, but the final rounds proved tough for the team. The team came through, though, in the end, led by Z. Malosh, with a strong score of 6.5. This is the best individual showing since SF had the individual national champion with their national champion team in 1998. The final team results for the U900 team was a tie for second with the team of Z. Malosh, Roesner (4.5), Dreeze (4.0), Andy Penn (4.0), and Weber (4.0) “This year was literally the best year that we have had as a team at nationals on paper,” Mr. Walton has said. The total awards for SFS this year are two individuals tied for 25th in the U1500, national runner-up individual in the U900, national runner-up team in the U900, 5th place team in the U1500, and the 6th place team in the Unrated Division. With all of the checkmates that the Chess Knights bestowed upon their opponents at the tournament, it reminds me that “We are the Knights, and the Knights are the best.”

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In Memoriam

All things come to an end...

The seniors sign off A LANCE Investigation:

What do our readers think?

By James Molnar, ‘05 Lance Editor-In-Chief

branch out into other subjects and events.”

One of the sophomores equated editorials to “bad” and mentioned taking the focus “off of dress code.”

“I think it is an above-average studentrun newspaper.” “It is better than last year’s.” “It is very interesting.” These are the views of the surveyed juniors. One said that he would even like to see a color front page. Answering the final question on

The 2004-2005 school year for THE LANCE has been one that will not soon be forgotten.

In keeping with its motto, The Official Student Newspaper, THE LANCE recently conducted a non-scientific survey of sixteen individuals, four members of each class and two members of the faculty, in order to get a better grasp how the true audience of the newspaper feels.

The following questions 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Avg. were asked in the survey: Do Category: Person you read the newspaper? If 97 89 89 97 89 97 97 93.6 yes, what do you think Faculty Frosh 92 100 86 86 94 97 97 93.1 about it? Should the Soph 97 65 89 92 89 89 89 87.1 administration be worried Jun 97 97 97 97 97 97 97 97.0 about the perception of the Sen 97 100 92 89 97 92 94 94.4 newspaper? Should the Averages 94 90 90 93 93 95 93 92.5 newspaper change its focus? Overall this year, do you read THE LANCE more Total Avg 92 than in the past? If yes, how (1) Cover/Front Page, (2) Editorials, (3) Opinion/ so? Then, the surveyors Entertainment, (4) Sports, (5) Overall content, (6) Overall were asked to grade THE design, and (7) Overall newspaper/final grade.

L ANCE in the following categories: (1) Cover/Front Page, (2) Editorials, (3) Opinion/ reading THE LANCE more this year than in Entertainment, (4) Sports, (5) Overall the past, they all stated an unequivocal yes: content, (6) Overall design, and (7) Overall “More people are working on the paper than newspaper/final grade. in the past…”; “There were more issues”; As a class, the freshmen were generally “Before, I just looked at the pretty pictures.” positive with their assessments, with some The class that knows St. Francis best, criticisms being that THE LANCE should “be the seniors, had much to say about THE lengthier” and “should have outside school LANCE, calling it “very informational,” “a events.” Most believe that the focus should great newspaper,” and “keeping me informed not be shifted, saying “the newspaper is with what is going on in the world.” One there for students to decide where and what senior said, “It is well thought-out, but needs to focus on.” a little tweaking like most newspapers.” Two The sophomores were the most critical. of the seniors believed that the With almost two years under their belts at administration might need to get involved if St. Francis, they felt that some stories are “it gets too out of hand”; though, “the too old and “not relevant to anything.” All administration has larger things about which but one said that the administration should to worry, but the newspaper does exhibit not be worried. “The paper is supposed to our school.” About the focus of the be a reflection of the school,” stated a newspaper, the same two seniors believed sophomore. Another said, “The paper could it should keep the focus on the students or

encompass everything in the school (“so it has a perfect aim”). Three of the four surveyors read THE LANCE more, reading almost every article this year. “I have taken a larger interest in my school and the issues with which it deals,” one stated.

The final two surveyors, the faculty members, believed that THE LANCE has been “thought-provoking and informational,” creating quite a stir this year. “But that is a good thing,” a surveyor added. “[T HE L ANCE ] should be used for students to showcase themselves as well as express their concerns about SFS.” “More Letters to the Editor should be encouraged.” “It would be better for administration to respond in the same forum when an issue is raised that causes concern.” “To some degree, administrations of every school/ city/business should be concerned about the perception of any printed material (or electronic material) which comes out under its aegis.” Both have always read T HE LANCE. The grades given to THE LANCE ranged anywhere from an A+ to an F-. The graph displays a sampling of the grades given and the overall averages. The final grade, when everything is averaged together, for 20042005 year of THE LANCE is a 92%, a B+.

If anyone would like to add to the discussion, THE LANCE welcomes Letters to the Editor. (See Page 2 for more information.)

Inside this issue...

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- ‘Supernova Girl’ - Samuel Thomas - Editorials - CD Review - Movie Central - Google and imagic pants - Sports - Profiles in Genius - Religion and Politics

FATHER JOHN OTTO EBENHOEH, O.S.F.S.

By Will Midgley, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

Father John Otto Ebenhoeh, O.S.F.S, passed away on May 4, 2005. He was 71 years old and in his 41st year of priesthood.

Father Ebenhoeh was down-to-earth, humorous and gregarious as well as intelligent, introspective and philosophical.

He made science entertaining and easy to understand, and he loved to learn, constantly reading books on philosophy, science, theology and whatever other topics currently interested him. He enjoyed classical music, Mahler being his favorite composer. In addition to these intellectual pursuits, he was an avid fan of the Detroit Tigers and baseball in general. As SFS teacher Mike Wielgopolski said, “He was interested in everything.” Fr. Ebenhoeh received a bachelor’s degree in science from Niagara University and a master’s degree in science education at the University of Michigan. Most of his teaching career was spent at St. Francis, beginning in 1965 and ending only shortly before his death when he felt he could no longer teach up to his former standards. Fr. Ebenhoeh led by example, zealously pursuing spiritual growth within while he worked for others. Fr. Ebenhoeh served five years as a missionary in the African nation of Namibia, and worked in the Novitiate for the Oblates in the 70s and 80s. His diverse interests, quest for learning, religious piety, sense of humor, compassion and wisdom helped him live a life that was centered on others, teaching and serving them until the very end.

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FRIDAY, JUNE 03, 2005

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‘Supernova Girl’ becomes Bride A newborn

Le Cretin

By Patrick Stengle, ‘05 Lance Assistant Editor

By Enrique Pierce, ‘07 Lance Staff Writer

By James Molnar, ‘05 Lance Editor-in-Chief

Chemistry teacher Mr. Jason Thomas and his wife Sally are the proud parents of Samuel Gladwell Thomas, who was born April 20 at 6:10 p.m.

Sam was born after only 10 minutes of labor, and Mr. Thomas reports that the baby’s temperament is still “very laid Jason Thomas back.”

Sam Samuel G. Thomas weighed 7 pounds and 13 ounces, and was 21 inches long. He joins brother Henry, Perhaps Sam will attend St. Francis, like his father did. Mr. Thomas was a member of the class of ‘89, and was President of the Student Council during his senior year.

America’s Oscar, France’s Le César and Mr. Loomis’ Le Cretin all share one commonality: excellence in film-making.

Throughout its twenty-year history, Le Cretin has only been awarded six or seven times “when professionalism of the movie and the French reaches a certain level,” describes Mr. Loomis. This year, Mr. Loomis once again had his AP French IV students compete for the coveted award and there was a movie that was victorious. Seniors James Molnar, Sean Morris, and Junior Brain Dabbs won for Liaison, a story of romance and intrigue that comes off as a comedy, at least to Mr. Loomis. Previous winners of the award include Scott Secrest and Wade Kapszukiewcz. Mr. Secrest (with Jon Brunt) won the award in 1995 for his film Adventures of Stéphen, a tale about the stories Mr. Loomis told frequently in class, but also intertwines the year’s musical (Anything Goes) and the plot of Les Misérables.

before she took time off to prepare for the wedding and left on her first On Saturday May 14, at 2:00 p.m., St. honeymoon. “I’ll be going on two Francis astronomy and physical science honeymoons. The first will be to Niagara teacher Ms. Lori Falls right after the Schmetzer became ceremony, and I’m also Mrs. Daniel Witham in going to Jamaica over the a wedding ceremony summer,” said Mrs. at St. Joan of Arc Witham. She has recently parish. Many faculty returned from Niagara members were in Falls to finish the school attendance, and the year.

Singing Blue provided When asked how the music for the Mass. wedding went, Mrs. Tito Duran, member of Witham replied, “I felt the Singing Blue, had that the wedding went never attended a very well. I felt like a wedding before and princess.” (Princess Leia NI Photo had this to say: perhaps?) The banquet The new Mr. and Mrs. Witham “Weddings are so was held at the Sunrise smile away during the happy!”

Park and Banquet Center happiest day of their lives.

While the wedding where everyone was said date was quickly approaching, Mrs. to have had a fantastic time, including Witham was very anxious. She made it a Mr. and Mrs. Wielgopolski, who were priority to finish as much grading, spotted dancing up a storm. substitute instructions, etc., as possible

LANCE Editorials

The opinions and statements herein do not necessarily represent those of the faculty, staff, or administration of St. Francis.

The editorial section returned for the first time in six years this past December.

It has created quite a stir and will continue in next year’s issues. Any student or member of the SFS community is welcomed to write an editorial and may submit one at any time; however, each editorial is subject to review and cannot be anonymous.

EDITOR’S NOTE Pride & Graduation Well, well, well. The year has finally come to a close for the class of 2005 (graduating on Saturday), and all freshmen, sophomores, and juniors will be continuing to the next level of their studies, while the juniors will become the Top Dogs. They will also be taking on new responsibilities, as every senior class does. I can only wish them the best and hope that they will lead the school well, especially with the building campaign being completed in the fall.

One issue I must address before I go, though, is pride. In this issue of THE LANCE, there is a letter to the editor addressing this very topic. The letter brings up some very important points on which we must focus. Pride is a very interesting, sometimes transcendental, ideal. It is not something developed overnight, and it does not slip away overnight, either. When freshmen enter St. Francis, they do not have pride in SFS because they do not have enough experience. They can sense it, though.

As an outgoing senior, I know about pride and have acquired it over my four years at St. Francis. I have not been the best person to relay this pride, but as a

The Lance VOLUME 49, ISSUE NO. 10 Editor-in-Chief James Molnar, ‘05 Assistant Editor Patrick Stengle, ‘05 Entertainment Editor Samuel Lenz, ‘05 Political Editor TJ Eagle, ‘05

future alumnus, I will do my best to relay my experience and spread the word about St. Francis. One person can only do so much, but it only takes one person.

At sporting events, the letter says, the few ruin it for the group, as it is in life; however, when the problem is recognized, it should be dealt with. Every Knight needs to remember that wherever he goes, he is representing St. Francis.

It is a curse and a blessing. When we win a sport championship, we all want to make sure others know to what school we belong, but when we lose a game or something along those lines, we are not often ready to admit we belong. This is the whole “coattails” idea.

Students need to ask themselves how they feel about St. Francis and why they are here. Would they rather be at St. John’s? If yes, why? If no, what makes SFS better? These questions begin to develop/show a pride, when answered whole-heartedly.

Coming to St. Francis has been a wonderful blessing. I would not want to be anywhere else: St. John’s, Central, and Cardinal Stritch included. I have matured and learned much at St. Francis.

The education, experience, and community are second to none. I am better prepared for college because I came here. I have much pride in my school. I will not miss the painstaking hours of doing homework and studying for exams, but I will miss the community of passionate people working to make the world a better place. Go Knights!

I would also like to wish the 20052006 LANCE Editor-In-Chief and staff all the best. I’m sure I will be getting many

Photographic Editor Bryan McCabe, ‘05 Staff Writers: Tito Duran, ‘05 Zac Hohl, ‘05 Patrick Kolodgy, ‘05 Josh Coulter, ‘06 Zach Malosh, ‘05 Will Midgley, ‘05 Enrique Pierce, ‘07 Ben Snyder, ‘05

emails and phone calls from them asking for advice.

All good things must come to end, but with that end comes new beginnings.

My years here at St. Francis have prepared me well for the new beginnings, and for that I am truly grateful.

St. Francis de Sales: “The beginning of good things is good; the progress, better; the end, best.”

James A. Molnar, ’05 Editor-in-Chief

STAFF EDITORIALS A Parting Note As time is winding down for us seniors, I would like to make a short note of encouragement to all. It is our time to be inspired and our time to find our true calling. We need to believe in ourselves and go after our dreams. Up until this time, someone has told us what to do and what not do; now it’s time for us to focus on what we want and to make our own decisions about our future. I encourage all of you to choose your own path, even if it’s not what others may expect. Don’t limit yourself; all of you have great potential and all of you can do anything you set your minds to.

While some may steer away from the more competitive fields because of intimidation, disregard the useless fear.

Face the fears straight on, and don’t let yourself or others eliminate or downgrade your possibilities for success. One must be patient as well.

Finding a dream career can take time, but you have a lifetime to reach your goals:

Faculty Advisor: ~ Ms. Virginia Shaver ~ THE LANCE is the student newspaper of: St. Francis de Sales High School 2323 W. Bancroft Street Toledo, OH 43607 (419) 531-1618 E-mail: Lance@sfstoledo.org Students produce this paper as an extracurricular activity. We welcome your comments, opinions, and suggestions.

a time of the unknown and a time of confidence. St. Francis de Sales calls us to persevere with humility against the forces that want to bring us down. Lead as Christian gentleman. Go out and prove that the Knights truly are the best!

Congrats to the class of 2005

Trevor J. Eagle, ‘05 Political Editor

Recap & Commentary Now that we are nearing the end of our school year, it is time to look back and judge the progress of the year. As construction nears an end and hopes that the roller derby arena that we call a parking lot will soon be finished, we must look back at what was truly important.

It seems that this year was one of both change and controversy. The first conflict was with the Knights of Honor.

Let me say that I know each of the Knights of Honor very well and they are an outstanding group of gentleman. I am unsure whether or not the selection system is flawed because it has an aura of mystery (which I believe also adds to the appeal of the title; like a fabled honor that derives from a hidden source), but I do know that the individuals selected are among the finest I have encountered during my high school career. And while some other upstanding members of the senior class may have been overlooked, a true Knight would not taint the title for his own personal agenda.

In spite of my personal agitation with the criticism in the first place, I believe the administration’s reaction against the attack was poorly handled as well. Under no circumstances should an authority figure directly or even indirectly attack a student in a public forum. Not only did this have a negative impact on an already touchy situation, it also caused a student in an influential position to abuse his power to an even further extent in a misguided act of retaliation. As a result of our internal struggle for the title of who’s right, ...

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MUSICAL & OPINION

FRIDAY, JUNE 03, 2005

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‘Beauty and the Beast’ amazes audiences, ends a spectacular run

The entire cast poses on stage after running the show, which will not soon be forgotten in SFS history.

By Tito Duran, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

The Saint Francis de Sales production of Beauty and the Beast exhibits the hand of God. The cast, crew and audience now truly know that He exists and loves us with all of His heart.

This masterpiece (it is an understatment to simply call it a “show”) is the the triumph of director Michael Kastner. One cast member who wishes to remain anonymous described him in this way: “I am dumbstruck by what he has accomplished.

When he was vocally expressing his genius to us [directing], I often mused that no normal man could, or should be imparting this knowledge to us. At times I wondered if Walt Disney or perhaps Jesus Himself were directing us.” It has become a popular expression among the cast that the brain of Mr. Kastner was “poked by the finger of Christ.”

As for the show itself, one need only ask around to realize the true beatific vision that it is. Senior Brandon Weislak gave the show this review: “The musical touched me.

Clark’s performance as a dancing spoon was riveting. Chris Farina was the sexiest knife I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen my fair share of sexy knives.” An exceptionally gifted and experienced chorus balances out the

radiant pantheon that is the group of leads.

They are (talent-wise) above and beyond the rest of Toledo (and probably the rest of the world) by a margin that calls to mind the scope between the gods on Olympus and peanut butter. The vocal harmonies made people wonder if they were listening to a Temptations-Supremes reunion. The dancing was precise and flawless. The show’s choreographer Karen Niewiadomski was asked from which countries she had imported her feature dancers. The performance of “Be Our Guest” during the first Saturday was deemed by the audience worthy of a standing ovation. The Act I finale was by far the high point of a show chock-full of high points. The audience was knocked out by the concussive force of emotion emanating from Pete Blank’s vocal cords. Upon regaining awareness, the spectators exploded into thunderous applause.

To achieve such a high level of excellence one might assume that regular practices were grueling and devoid of fun, and no can say that the practices weren’t demanding. Junior Richard Fernandez said, “I sweat a lot at rehearsal. Rehearsals push me to perspire uncontrollably.” This is to be expected; what is unexpected is the actual level of enjoyment of the entire cast. After

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a careful survey of the cast, this journalist Joseph as Gaston, Kate Balzer as the has synthesized all responses of rehearsal aristocratic lady, Joe Sferra as Lumiere, experiences into one sentence. “Rehearsal Kaitlin Wasik as Babette, Mike Pacer as for St. Francis de Sales’ production of Cogsworth, Katie Meyer as the Wardrobe, Beauty and the Beast can be closely related Mark Blowers as Lefou, Billy Brunner as to riding a roller coaster made out of cotton Chip, Kevin Dmytryka as Maurice, Dan candy while it’s raining hot fudge on Mckernan as D’Arque, and John Treece as dying soldier #1. national puppy dog day.”

So for those of who saw Obviously people have the show, this article is but a thoroughly enjoyed the paltry attempt at describing production, but what did the the blinding glory that is the cast think about it as a whole?

St. Francis musical. Junior St. Ursula junior Katie Meyer Kate Balzer comes closest to (providing the physical and psychological interpretation summing up the experience. of Madame de la Grande “There will be other St. Bouche) had this to say, Francis musicals and other “Beauty and the Beast has a Beauty and the Beast dancing cheese grinder, what productions, but nothing more do you need?” else will compare. St. Francis Although I’m pretty sure she is the sun, and all other Christine Holliday meant cheese grater we’ll productions are foolish Blank and Schmidt kiss forgive her. Senior Russ Ruch Icarus, attempting to touch expressed similar sentiments, “Being in this the fantastic and all too soon finding himself show was like being blind for all of my life at the bottom of the sea. Songs will be sung, and not knowing it, then having Mr. Kastner but no hearts will be moved. Characters throw mud on my eyes only to wipe it away cast, but they will only be played and not brought to life. Shows will be performed, on opening night.”

The leading roles are as follows: Pete but they will not be remembered, not kept in Blank as the Beast, Ali Schmidt as Belle, the hearts of the people. For we have Stephanie Sferra as Mrs. Potts, Thomas ascended, and no one will ever touch us.”

The greatest movies ever: Sam’s picks

By Samuel Lenz, ‘05 Lance Entertainment Editor

10. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975): From beginning to end this movie entertains you, so let’s do the time warp again.

9. The Wizard of Oz (1939): Come on, an easy pick. The Wizard of Oz is just simply a classic.

8. Casablanca (1943): A love story set in Nazi controlled North Africa. A classic romance movie, this movie has spun off as many famous quotes as Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

7. Forrest Gump (1994): The only movie on my top ten list that made me get a little misty eyed. This movie had it all - from comedy to drama to tragedy and so on.

6. Goldfinger (1964):The quintessential James Bond film. Everything about it screams James Bond - from the villain (Goldfinger) to the henchman (OddJob) to the girl (Pussy Galore) to all the gadgets.

This 007 flick also gave us the car that was named the best car ever made: the Aston Martin DB5.

5. The Boondock Saints (1999): This is simply a great movie, and I think all of you would agree. I had very low expectations, but this movie blew me out of the water. I would have to call this the greatest action movie ever made.

4. Duck Soup (1933): A classic by Groucho, Harpo, Chicho, and Zeppo Marx (the Marx brothers). It is a political satire about war

and how something as simple as a slap to the face can start one. This is the funniest movie ever made.

3. Citizen Kane (1941): Rosebud. Not only was this movie voted the greatest film ever made by the American Film Institute, it has also received numerous awards sixty years after it was made. This movie is what every director, writer, and producer compares his work to, and to me only two films are better.

2. Gone with the Wind (1939): A classic, simply a classic. For a long time this movie was in the number one spot as the best romantic movie that was ever made. I know that it is over four hours long, but every single minute of it is memorable from, the opening scene with the father going on

about how important land is to the Irish all the way to the last scene (I won’t give it away).

1. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998): Who would have thought that a movie about a weeklong drug trip in Vegas would be so good. Two things made this movie great: (1) the fact that it was based on an actual event; and (2) Johnny Depp, the greatest actor alive. This whole movie grabs your attention from the flying bats in the desert to the giant lizards to the ether incident to the human adrenal gland to… the list is endless. If you only see one movie in your lifetime I highly recommend that you rent, buy, or borrow this movie; it will amaze you.

ENTERTAINMENT

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CD Review: ‘Carheart’ by Virus

By Will Midgley, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer

Virus is the newest musical project of the prolific Norwegian multi-instrumentalist CarlMichael Eide, and it follows in the tradition of his surrealist metal-based band Ved Buens Ende. Ved Buens Ende released one album of meandering, dream-inspired music: called “Written in Waters,” which utilized heavily distorted textural guitar, sorrowfully sung vocals, sinister, creeping bass and innovative drumming to

create a very strange album that is one of my favorites. Instead of the bizarre, stop-start drumming that he contributed to Ved Buens Ende, Carl took up the guitar on this album and hired Einar Sjursoe on drums and Petter Berntsen on bass, forming a new entity that Jester Records is still based in the concepts and sound of the old. “Carheart” is more rocking and straightforward than

Ved Buens Ende. The jagged guitar riffs being used to create relentless grinding songs that feature spastic bass playing and those instantly-recognizable vocal laments are processed through all manner of different vocal filters. The mood is more humorous and playful than the poetic and dark “Written in Waters.” The whole album thumps along at tempos that range from midpaced to upbeat, and the riffs are fairly homogenous. This is the primary drawback to the album, and the uniformity is broken only by Ved Buens Ende guitarist Yusuf Parvez’s guest contribution “Road,” which sounds just like a VBE song, and noise

interludes by Carl’s Doedheimsgard buddy Sven Hatlevik. Like Ved Buens Ende, the lyrical concepts aren’t understood by anyone but the creator – the whole album seems to be about mechanical dogs. The lyrics booklet doesn’t include lyrics, but pictures of humans with dog heads posing in grocery stores, in suits, in cars, etc… For a debut album by one of my favorite bandleaders, it’s not what I hoped it would be. It is, however, favorably weird, and recommended if you’re sick of Led Zeppelin and want to hear something that is really different. Samples can be listened to at www.jester-records.com.

Movie Central: Sam’s final reviews

By Sam Lenz, ‘05 Lance Entertainment Editor

into contact with each other and gradually start to fall in love. Overall, the acting is good and the storyline is decent, so I would have to give this movie *** ½.

Ashton Kutcher and Amanda Peet star in the romantic comedy A Lot Like Love.

A CHICK FLICK A Lot Like Love is a ‘chick flick’ in every sense of the phrase, but unlike most ‘chick flicks,’ this is one that guys can enjoy as well. I went into this movie with low expectations, thinking that this movie was just going to be extremely boring. Much to my surprise, it was actually a decent movie. The film begins in 1998, where the two main characters, Oliver (Ashton Kutcher) and Emily (Amanda Peet), meet. She had just broken up with her musician boyfriend, and he was there and witnessed the breakup. The film follows the next seven years of their lives.

Oliver starts his own diaper delivery service over the net, and Emily becomes a photographer, thanks to Oliver giving her his camera. Every couple of years they come

3.5

BUBBA & THE GANG This little known film is about Bubba and his troupe of friends, adoringly known as the Backyard Bunch. They received this nickname because, as you can guess, they live in the backyard of Mr. McGillacovy. The story begins with the kidnapping of the Bunch’s loveable dog, Snibbles. The bunch must travel on a highly exotic journey from Milan to Minsk. On the way they run into myriad people, such as Zachariah the Communist. Zachariah turns out to be a henchman of the evil genius known simply as Leo. After a bit of a scuffle, the Bunch subdues the Communist, where he admits that Leo has stolen Snibbles. The Bunch wants to leave the Communist behind, but Bubba show mercy and releases him into the clutches of Leo. Another one of the many different people they meet is Commodore Luke Admiral Gary Yates, Duke of Brooklyn, and seventh in the line for the throne of England. He accompanies them on their journey and delights them with tales of his fencing days at Cambridge. His skills actually come into play when the Bunch is attacked, by what I describe as

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Chinese oompa loompas. There is a tragedy in the battle; Mr. Gang (who looks a lot like Kelly Osbourne) was mortally wounded. But before he dies, he tells the group to “Keep on Truckin’.’” After a moment of silence, the Bunch continues on their journey, and they eventually reach the lair of Leo. The final battle takes place on top of a cat shrine, a thousand feet in the air.

The actions scenes are spectacular and the characters are one of a kind; all of the students at SFS must see this movie.

AMITYVILLE SCARES At first, The Amityville Horror just seems like another one of the countless horror movies that have come out so far this year.

However, unlike the rest of the horror movies, this one has at least one different major factor: Ryan Reynolds. Yes, it is Van Wilder himself, but in a different role. The basic storyline is this: Ryan Reynolds is married to a woman who has two kids from a previous marriage. One afternoon as they are house hunting, they come across this piece of primo real estate at a very cheap price. They look at the house and decide to buy it. That same day they find out that a horrendous massacre occurred at the house just a year before. A man killed his brother, the brother’s wife, and all their children. He claimed that voices told him to do it. While you watch the movie you slowly see Ryan

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A young couple (Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George) moves into a house like no other.

Reynolds turn into a psychopath. This is an edge-ofyour-seat thriller that is based on actual event that happened in the seventies. Just wait until the last scene, it will scare the holy living daylights out of you.

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Movie Rating 5 Be the first in line 4 OK to wait a week 3 See a matinee 2 Wait for the video 1 Not even on a plane

Google and iMagic Pants

By Josh Coulter, ‘06 Lance Staff Writer

I was sitting in the library after school the other day with my good friend Geoffrey Monger when Geoff came up with a great idea: Google for pants! At the time, that seemed like a good idea because, let’s face it, the library isn’t the most exciting place, and who can say no to pants? The results of our search included “No Pants Day 2005 is May 6,” “mister pants: feels good all over,” and “SONGS TO WEAR PANTS TO,” but perhaps the most enthralling was The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. You’re probably asking yourself, what the heck is that? Apparently, it is a movie. Never heard of it? Nor did I until that fateful day of random googling in our wonderful library. I can’t wait for this one. Too bad it opens June 1 because I know we’ll all be too busy studying hard for exams to go see it. Now you must be wondering what could a movie with the glorious title of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants possibly be about. It seems that the movie is based on Ann Brashares’ best-selling novel. Well, if this is her best seller, then I’d hate to see her other books. This might be a good nomination for the ever-so-cherished incoming

freshmen’s summer reading list, especially since we all know how much students read and study the books on that list.

The story behind the movies as provided by the official website (sisterhoodofthetravelingpants.warnerbros.com) [Be sure to add this to your favorites] reads thus: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants tells the story of one very special summer in the lives of four lifelong friends who are separated for the first time. On a shopping trip together, the young women find a pair of thrift shop jeans that fits each of them perfectly, and they decide to used these “magic” pants as a way of keeping in touch over the months ahead, each one wearing the jeans for a week to see what luck they bring her before sending them on to the next. Though miles apart, the four friends still experience life, love and loss together in a summer they’ll never forget.

Isn’t that touching? Let’s hope they washed them. As I watched the trailer that follows the music of quite possible the most overplayed pop song of the year, Kelly Clarkson’s “Break Away,” I noted one other thing that may prove to be this movie’s only big draw: one of the lead actresses is Joan

lings already in the of Arcadia star, mix (including Eric Amber Tamblyn, as Lively who has modTibby. By the way, eled for Abercrombie what kind of name and Fitch and had a is “Tibby”? It small role in Amerisounds like somecan Pie); and, fithing you’d name a nally, America cat. As I’m typing Ferrera, who has two this, I notice that other films coming even Microsoft out this year, one in Word doesn’t ac2006, and various TV knowledge that it’s movies. a real word. LookAs I prepare to ing through some surf away from the accompanying picwebsite, I notice that tures, I notice that, the pants happen to once again, Tamblyn is sportbe Levis and wonder Warner Bros. ing another bad if this movie will turn The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants will highlight job, this out to be one giganbe released by Warner Bros. on June 1, time of a bluishtic advertisement 2005. The film is rated PG. Ebert & Roeper green color. just like Converse recently gave Two Thumbs Up to the film.

Among the did with I, Robot. other cast members are Alexis Bledel, who Also, what’s up with the craze about putrecently had a role in Sin City; Blake Lively, ting “i” in front of everything? Just bea Hollywood newcomer who, although cause Apple stocks are on the rise does not pretty enough, seems to have gotten into mean that the letter that happens to come the movie because her parents are child tal- after “h” is magically going to make thinks ent managers as well as having four sib- perfect. Apparently only pants can do that.

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... our school was unfairly portrayed, and that is unfortunate for an institution as outstanding as our own.

The culmination of this conflict is what I would like to discuss in this editorial. People have begun to voice their opinions as a result of the assertions of the opposing sides and disciplinary action has been taken in moderate cases that simply border

A Modest Proposal It is my firm belief that the suggestions put forth by James Richardson in his most recent editorial, in order to show the St. Francis student body how they might greatly improve their attitudes through the improvement of their general appearance, were simply not drastic enough. In these final weeks of school, we, as Knights of de Sales, need to make a concerted effort to overhaul radically our disgusting superficial features, so that we might transform our more deeply-seated troubles in the same way. It should be an Owenist campaign of the magnitude of New York City’s highly successful “Broken Windows” experiments of the early 1990s and can be implemented in a number of ways.

To begin with, I fully agree with James that we need to take our Dress Code more seriously. However, it isn’t enough to simply button the top button, pull up the tie, and tuck in the shirt. The outrageously colored and patterned shirts, ties, and even pants that the St. Francis administration allows the

LETTERS The Shield Dear Editor, I am writing this letter to talk about the new paper that was published. I just wanted to say that if you are expressing your own opinion, there should be no reason to hide who you are. I have spoken with the deans about the new paper, and they said it is fine as long there are no malicious attacks on people.

Another thing that I think that you should do is send your editorials though the normal channel, THE LANCE. On top of that, you need the opinion of the people before you speak for them. In my personal opinion, I do believe that the dress code has become strict, but I think that is just something that you have to deal with and adjust to like a bad teacher.

Finally, if you are going to produce, you should try to edit the paper...

Nick Toney, ‘06

EDITORIALS (CONT.)

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misconduct. Phone conversations and discussions with a few misinformed parents should not influence the policy of an entire school. Only the discontents offer their opinions in these particular instances, and there will always be those among us who are incapable of being fully satisfied with every situation and policy. We can not allow these groups of protesters to influence the main body.

A small group of parents are pushing their own agenda, through intimidation

and a superb knowledge of the administrative policies in place at St Francis de Sales, and it is unfair for the student body as a whole. We are a democracy (or at worst an oligarchy)!

We can not give way to the barbaric policies of fascism and dictatorship!

So if you are one of the parents who complains about the dress code or the student newspaper, know that your opinion matters, but if you are one of those people who believes his/her

opinion is more important than that of the majority, move to one of the few remaining dictatorships in the world and see how you fare.

For future Knights, I can honestly say that my experience at St. Francis de Sales has been a pleasure and a privilege and that I wish you the same joy and success.

students to sport does an immensely insulting disservice to the term “formal dress” (as they mockingly name it in the handbook) and contributes more than anything to the generally disheveled appearance of the student body.

Therefore, I propose that the students wear school-issued uniforms, complete with a starched white shirt, matching dark blue slacks, sport coat and tie, and black shoes and socks. These uniforms will be kept in pristine condition, free of wrinkle and stain, with top, collar, and sleeve buttons fastened, and tie completely cinched at all times.

I also agree with James in that our hair is beginning to look ridiculous. I suggest that each student be forced to shave his head, and keep it shaved throughout the entire school year. This will remove the distraction of having to keep hair styled in the latest fashion, and also assure that each and every student’s appearance is neat and orderly. Each Knight’s face (including the freshmen) must be clean-shaven on a daily basis. Seniors will be allowed to keep their “moderate moustache”

privilege; however, hair on the lip should not exceed the width of the nostrils.

How will these very strict Dress Code Laws be enforced? one might ask. The administration is off to an excellent start with their random hallway and classroom checks, but I do not think that this is vigilant enough. I recommend that homeroom be reformatted to Inspection Period, during which the students are subjected to extremely thorough daily examinations of appearance, as well as a weekly drug test. I also think that the intensity of the now rather tame hallway check-ups must be increased to be under constant surveillance. With the help of the administration, I believe we will soon enough be able to get the students out of JUG and into decent clothing and attitude.

Also, I think that it is it is only fair that we do what we can to help the incoming freshmen assimilate this rather strict new environment. Firstly, the freshmen teachers will need to utilize a “scared straight” technique from day one, showing the young ruffians that they mean business by giving

detentions for even the most minor offenses. Freshman detention will consist of two hours of kneeling in the chapel during which the students should pray and reflect. This will be somewhat harsher than the hour and a half that the upperclassmen will have to endure.

Secondly, freshmen should be issued red and blue stars to sew onto their sport coats. This will make them immediately identifiable to any member of the administration who might be monitoring the hallways at the time, as well as any upperclassman who sees fit to let them know that they are in violation of the Dress Code.

As a St. Francis senior, I do not want the legacy of my class to be tarnished by outward slovenliness and disorder. I believe that with an extreme change in appearance comes an extreme change in attitude. Moreover, the Knights will be perceived as a sort of perfect race of humans by both the community and the alumni. Let’s join together, Knights, to make this dream a reality!

The term ‘Knights’

set us apart from the secular world. I can hope for nothing better for my students than that they be known as Jesus’ disciples.

I know this school/family has imperfections, but no one is perfect (except Jesus and Mary, of course). It’s fine and dandy if you feel an urge to scrub yourself down really hard in the morning in an effort to achieve a perfect, rust-less shine, but I ask that you please don’t tell me I smell bad. That hurts my feelings, especially when you’re my brother. Just let Mr. Hill/Mom tell me to take a bath.

So, to wrap my feeling up, I like this school, and I’m always proud to be a part of this community, even through the hard times that may seem ugly. I will be proud on graduation day. I will be proud tomorrow. So please, stop and look for a moment not at what we lack, but at what we have. Stop and be proud to be so privileged to be a part of the St. Francis de Sales High School community.

Say it with me: I like St. Francis; I like my brothers; and I like Jesus, too.

Two editorials in the last issue of THE LANCE argued that our students’ behavior would improve if they acted more like knights.

Jesus does not ask us to be knights or even gentlemen. Instead Jesus challenges us to be his disciples. Jesus wants us to love each other, even people we do not like. He wants us to work for justice and peace. He wants us to be chaste. He wants us to be prayerful.

He wants us to follow the will of our loving Father. We set the bar too low for our students when we emphasize chivalry instead of gospel values. Our patron, St. Francis de Sales, was trained to be a nobleman, but he rejected that lifestyle. Against his father’s wishes, Francis became a priest who was known for his humility, optimism, and gentleness. As a Salesian school, we too are called to live out these virtues that truly

Mike Wielgopolski ‘78

Band of Brothers Dear Editor, I like St. Francis de Sales High School.

I think that it is a wonderful place.

Everyone here is very one with the community, and I feel a sense of family when I am in class, in the halls, and even the bathroom. Like brothers, we students are able to identify with each other, complain to each other, and even offer a shoulder to cry on if one beckons so. The parent of our family is the faculty. We sure don’t like them sometimes. They make me very angry, but when the day is done, I like the faculty, too.

Zack Hohl, ‘05 Senior Staff Writer

Patrick Kolodgy, ‘05 Senior Staff Writer

Jake Hanus, ‘06

It is our opinion that the ladies of the cafeteria staff deserve a big

THANK YOU

for their fine effort to keep us fed and happy. We appreciate that they keep track of our favorite foods (pizza, sub sandwiches, and the new Reuben sandwiches) and keep on serving them.

Those of us who like to start our day with breakfast at school enjoy the fresh donuts and the egg sandwiches. Thanks to all of you for a year of hard work, and we hope you all have a wonderful summer (without us). See you in the fall!

THE LANCE Staff

Christine Holliday

Ladies, Thanks for everything

The ladies to the left will always hold a special place in our hearts: Sue Figliomeni, Audrey Edwards, Joni Brynelsen, and Margie Wilson.

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SPORTS & MORE

Track Team wins 1st City title

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Varsity Baseball Knights win City title

George Schaefer

It may have been Friday the 13th, but there was no bad luck for the Track & Field team, who won the City League title May 13. The Knights scored twice in every field event, except the pole vault, where they received an unexpected 4th place, and scored double in every distance event and won the 4 x 800 relay. The team score of 118.5 was first, and included high finishes for the Long Jump (Shayne York—1st, Derick Canales—2nd), Discus (Dan Waldock—1st), 1600 m (Zach Graham—1st), the 4 x 100 (3rd place for Robert Garza, Aaron Lechlak, Brandon Speweik and York) and a 3rd place in the 4 x 400 (Robert Garza, Bruce Douglas, Aaron Lechlak, and Justin Turner.) Coaches were Head Coach George Shaefer, who also coached the sprints, relays, long jumps/ploe vault, Ron Pawlicki—JV/Freshman Head Coach, Craig Shaefer—Shot and Discus Coach, Jim Neary—Head Cross Country with Gary Bryan, and Zach Brinkman—Varsity assistant. A special shirt commemorated this title--the first in 42 years.

Christine Holliday

The 2005 Varsity Baseball Knights defeated Whitmer10-6 to win the City League Championship on Memorial Day at the UT Field. Sophomore Brett Howard hit a 350-foot, three-run homer to tie the game 3-3 in the second inning, and the fourth inning saw the Knights explode, with 12 batters going to the plate. Relief Pitcher Alex Majewski was named the MVP of the playoffs. In the semi-final game, he had beaten Central Catholic, and he came on to relieve Joe Perzynski in Monday’s game against the Panthers. The victory was the 17th appearance in a title-game for Coach Kober, whose teams have won 10 City Championships.

Profiles in Genius: William Henry Andrew Midgley, Jr.

By Kolodgy & Stengle, ‘05 Lance Staff Writer & Assistant Editor

influence always shines through. William’s latest musical endeavors include “Bum Ticka,” “Neyeslee,” “Led Neyeslee,” “Moonmen,” and “Uncle Rootstack.”

We cannot talk of William and politics without remembering the words of the uncompromising Maximilian H. Amster: ‘I don’t believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.’ This clearly illustrates the primary concern: William’s presidential campaign. It is a well known ‘secret’ that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was William.

William’s road to presidency was not an easy one. Many obstacles stood in his way.

Firstly, William was not originally on the presidential ballot (a mistake for which the administration has yet to apologize).

Secondly, the student body was at first quite

apprehensive to elect a man who once ate a rotten beat-pickled egg with not only extreme voracity, but also eagerness.

However, William overcame all of these obstacles, and danced his way into the hearts and minds of all of the seniors. I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for William?

So there you have it. William Midgely is all of these people rolled into one amazing human being. We can say with certainty William has played a large part in the development of man in the twentieth century, and his influence remains strong.

He establishes order, influences the influencers, and is always fashionably late.

I’ll leave you with this quote from Britney Spears: ‘I love William? Yes! Hurray for William!’

sermon he also said, “If you’re going to be are wrong? Church leaders who become too offended today, take it up with the Most involved in politics can have a negative High. I am merely the spokesperson. Don’t effect on the church. While some pastors kill the messenger.” refrain from giving endorsements, even It has been a general rule that churches though they may want to, one must weigh talk about issues; what they don’t do is making endorsements against what it does say, “Vote for So-and-So.” In fact, churches that enjoy the benefits of “501(c)(3)” may not endorse political candidates because doing so violates the tax code prohibiting political endorsements by churches with nonprofit status. Yet while a strong backlash has occurred where pastors have supported President Bush, what about those who have blatantly supported John Kerry for president?

This is by no means a one-sided issue.

Last year, many African-American preachers endorsed Kerry in churches across the country. For example, “To Associated Press bring our country out of despair, Nine members were voted out of the church May 2 despondency and disgust, God has a at Pastor Chan Chandler’s urging, members say.

John Kerry,” the Rev. Gaston E. Smith Forty others quit in protest. said last October at Friendship Missionary Baptist Church in Miami. In to the church, its community, and how it Philadelphia, right after a pro-Kerry distorts the cause of Christ. appearance by fellow Massachusetts In recognizing the diverse opinion of his Democratic Senator Edward Kennedy, the other colleagues, Chandler comments: “We Rev. Ernest C. Morris, Sr., told approximately have a society of preachers who are afraid 1,500 worshippers, “I can’t tell you who to to get up in the pulpit and speak the truth. vote for, but I can tell you what my mama There are people in the congregations, told me last week: ‘Stay out of the bushes.’” leaders — deacons, teachers, Sunday Are some people’s actions behind the school teachers — people who pay their pulpit okay, while similar actions by others tithes and let the pastor know it very loudly

that he cannot say anything political. He can say that it’s all right for you to support someone that does not support abortion.

But you can’t name names.”

As discussed in an earlier election article, proportionality can be considered in voting, rationalizing the good will outweigh the bad.

Here Chandler seems to see things as more black and white, putting full emphasis on human dignity with regard to abortion.

Being a one-issue voter seems irresponsible; thus Chandler backs his support with other reasons. Directing his comments to Kerry supporters seated in the pews during his October homily, Chandler asked, “Why do you support an unbeliever over a man who says, ‘This is the day when I was saved and now my life is changed’?

Why do you support an unbeliever over a believer? Let me see, do I support a Christian or a non-Christian? Do I support someone who kills babies or do I support someone who says, ‘Let’s let‘em live.’? Do I support someone who says, ‘Let’s marry the gays,’ or someone who says, ‘Let’s uphold God’s law and not’?”

Both Pastor Chandler and the nine ousted congregation members have attorneys representing them, while the members hope upcoming meetings with the church will lend some improvement to the situation. As they pray for help in the matter and for a peaceful resolution, there is nothing more important to them than their church.

included the I Ching, Principia Discordia, and An Experiment With Time (Studies in Who is William Midgely? Is he George Consciousness). William now reads books Allen Poole? Or Buttonmouf? Or the Great of a much higher caliber.

Baron Wilhelm von Excitement?

After reading every book in his This article delves deeply into the family’s library, William decided it many worlds of our senior class was time to make a move into a president. more interactive medium – music.

Born to William and Martha He started bass lessons at the ripe Midgely on December 16, 1986, age of 10 and first recorded solo – coincidentally (or perhaps not) under the simple moniker, the anniversary of the Boston “Wilhelm,” in 1996. His chief Tea Party — William was birthed sources of inspiration were Midgley with little difficulty. He was Emperor’s In the Nightside Eclipse always a handful as a young child, known and a bootleg copy of Burzum’s Filosofem. to engage in extreme games of corn tag, elf Since that time, William has appeared in hunting, and human sacrifice. However, he many bands of many styles, but one thing calmed down when he learned to read. At is for sure: once William appears in a band, that time, some of William’s favorite books his Norwegian Black/Death/Goth Metal

Religion and Politics: a problem?

By TJ Eagle, ‘05 Lance Political Editor

On Monday, May 9, a story broke about nine longtime members of East Waynesville Baptist Church in North Carolina, who reportedly got kicked out of their church for supporting Democrat John Kerry’s presidential bid in 2004. In an earlier story written around election season, I cited various examples, including a local church which condemned its congregation for supporting Senator John Kerry, and now we see it again. Is religion becoming too involved in today’s politics? This has been a very pressing question since many news stories about Christian denominations are trying to be more influential in the government have recently arisen, beginning with the Terry Schiavo controversy. This controversy was followed by a Sunday primetime special in which conservative voices called on Americans to demand their congressmen vote for all of President Bush’s judicial nominees. Now seven months after the election, we see a pastor ousting elderly members from the congregation because they supported John Kerry for President.

Pastor Chan Chandler, according to reports, gave a sermon last October stating that those who supported John Kerry’s bid for the presidency needed to “repent or resign.” The pastor commented in the sermon that he didn’t care if he offended anyone: “I want to make the Who’s Who list in heaven, not yours.” Later in the