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THE MARQUETTE TRIBUNE THURSDAY, APRIL 30, 2009
Volume 93, Number 58
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‘McGuire’ coming to the main stage
‘You make me wanna shout’
Enberg’s play to show at Helfaer By Jennifer Michalski jennifer.michalski@marquette.edu
Photo by Ted Lempke/edward.lempke@marquette.edu
Members of the senior class stopped foot traffic between classes Wednesday morning on Central Mall with a surprise choreographed dance to the Isley Brother’s “Shout.” See www.marquettetribune.org for video of the performance.
“The most incredible character I’ve ever met. The most unique person. Complex. Street genius. Clever,” Dick Enberg said of Al McGuire. Enberg, the longtime sportscaster and 2009 Marquette commencement speaker, sought to epitomize these qualities of his one-time broadcast partner when he wrote a play about the legendary Marquette basketball coach in 2001. The one-man, one-act play with actor Cotter Smith is coming back to Marquette’s campus on commencement weekend. “Don’t Un-
dress Until You Die: The Wit and Wisdom of Al McGuire,” will run for two nights — May 15 and 16 — at the Helfaer Theatre. After McGuire’s death in 2001, Enberg was asked by the McGuire family to speak at the memorial program. While Enberg originally did not know what to say about McGuire, he realized that McGuire had a language of his own. Enberg wrote down things he learned from McGuire in the hopes of one day sharing them with someone. The ideas then materialized into the play, Enberg said. “He taught me to look at life from a different angle,” Enberg said. The play took six months to write throughout 2001. While sometimes it was difficult to write, “some nights the words jumped off your fingertips,” he said. See McGuire, page 2
Economy hurts endowment Down 25 percent from last June By Jeff Engel jeffrey.engel@marquette.edu
The current recession has driven many colleges to make budget and staff cuts, but it has also severely damaged one traditional safety net — the endowment fund. Endowments cover a certain percentage of university operating budgets, as well as funding for scholarships and capital projects. From July to November, endow-
ment funds nationwide declined by an average of 23 percent, according to a study conducted by the Commonfund Institute and the National Association of College and University Business Officers. Marquette’s endowment has not fared any better, declining about 25 percent since last June, according to the 2008 president’s report released in March. That puts the endowment’s total market value at approximately $268 million. Thus far, fiscal year 2009 has been the worst for endowments since national numbers were first tracked in 1974, said Brett Hammond, chief investment strategist for TIAA-CREF. The not-for-
profit financial service company has collected endowment data for NACUBO since 2000. Endowments experienced a negative 11.4 percent average return on investments in 1974. That was the largest drop in the last 35 years until the first half of fiscal year 2009, when endowments had an average rate of return of approximately negative 23 percent. The current recession is the worst since the 1930s, said John Griswold, executive director of the Commonfund Institute. Endowment portfolios are generally complex and diversified to ensure safety of the principal See Decline, page 3
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Sources: http://www.nacubo.org Graphic by Vincent Thorn/vincent.thorn@marquette.edu
Have a perfect GPA? You must be gorgeous Personal traits, grooming also found to influence grades By Drew Marcel-Keyes andrew.marcel-keyes@marquette.edu
As finals week approaches, the University of Miami Health Economics Research Group may have found the key to better grades — better looks. According to a new study released last Wednesday, physical attractiveness has a positive effect on grade point averages in high school when considered alone.
The study also examined the effects personality and grooming had on GPA. Marie Guma-Diaz, director of media relations at the University of Miami, said similar studies have found similar results at the college and professional levels. “The purpose of this study was to trace the roots of these findings
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back to the high school level,” she said. The study found a broad array of characteristics that are likely to affect academic performance. For males, grooming has a positive effect. Personality plays the biggest positive role for females. When all three are considered together, physical attractiveness
actually has a negative effect on GPA. Michael T. French, professor of health economics at UM and one author of the study, said looks and appearance can be a way for students to rebel against authority. “But we found that whether a
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