ION HOMOSCOPES

The Sun shines all over you, little Rams. You’re fearless! You’re confident! Stay determined. If it’s your birthday it’s important to know that you feel loved enough to realize that there’s more to life than money. Pluto reveals a secret.

TAURUS April. 21 - May 20

Inhale! Take a breath! It’s great month to explore your creativity and sociability, thanks to Venus and Neptune. Start a new project. Is it your birthday? Pluto gives you an intense your passion for people.

GEMINI May 21 - June 21

Maintain a healthy balance between work and play. Of course, “play” is always more fun. Meddlesome Mars causes an argument; someone has to apologize just to keep the peace.

CANCER June 22 - July 22

Single or attached, expect a romantic boost. Plan a picnic! Okay. Maybe something more exciting. Be adventurous! Take a risk! It’ll pay off.

LEO July 23 - Aug. 22

Don’t let anyone patronize you. You deserve better than that. When Venus is in Jupiter expect to meet someone extraordinary. Maybe even a little weird. Keep an open mind.

VIRGO Aug. 23 - Sep. 22

You are a considered a healer of the zodiac. Mercury is in Taurus, so focus on wellness. Share your beauty regimen tips about skin care, cuticle conditioning, and lip balm with others. Someone relies on you.

LIBRA Sep. 23 - Oct. 22

Feelings. We all have them. You have a lot of ‘em this month. Consider some fresh perspectives and trying something new. Like croquet or Ethiopian food. Or maybe swallowing.

SCORPIO Oct. 23 - Nov.23

You’re not just some blobby amoeba, darling. You are a beautiful, vibrant, intelligent creature exuding abundance and power. Mars encourages you to be authentic, be honest and “out there,” even if you’re slightly emotional.

SAGITTARIUS Nov. 23 - Dec. 23

Venus signals that you need some warm fuzzies. More than usual. What are your expectations? Don’t push too hard. You discover hidden talents that surprise you and others.

CAPRICORN Dec. 23 - Jan. 20

You have a slightly unconventional way of doing things. That’s part of your charm. Neptune does this to you, and your imagination soars. Focus on something spiritual and maybe even weird. We like that.

AQUARIUS Jan. 21 - Feb. 19

Prioritizing things has never been your strong suit, face it. You’re scatterbrained and wacky. But that’s okay. Venus makes you a Human Magnet with “Desire” written all over your naughty bits. Show us!

PISCES Feb. 20 - Mar. 20

You’re naturally curious, even a little bit nosy. Why? Mercury, that’s why. Be careful that all this “breaking news” doesn’t give you Information Overload. Don’t get distracted by the insignificant details. They’ll only bog things down.