This essay describes several unresolved paradoxes involving black holes. It comes to the astounding conclusion, which is easily proved, that true black holes do not exist. The secret stems from the fact that gravitation has negative energy. With matter compressed within the Schwarzschild radius, negative gravitational energy completely cancels the mass-energy inside, resulting in M=0, a result that Abhas Mitra came up with from his own derivation of the Schwarzschild metric. This essay uses a minimal amount of mathematics, making it suitable for the general audience.