Speaking of idioms, I hope the one about opposites attracting is true
Six blocks south of my house, A beautiful woman is resting, It's a rare moment when her energy is spent Her fuel gauge touched Empty, Her engine died and she coasted home. She runs a lot, this woman, Short trips to and from, back and forth. She does not use the parking brake much. High gear but not high maintenance, She runs herself into the ground. If she were a car, perhaps she'd be a Volkswagen bug, The original Beetle; short, loud, Engine in the rear, Prone to rattling at high speeds, But easy to start up and easy to fix. When she breaks down, which is often, She says, "Just spray a little starter fluid in the carburetor, Give me a push and I'll be on the road again."
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