KC*
*KANSAS CITY STAR NEWSPAPER
6:32a
WAKE UP
6:33a
CHECK INSTAGRAM
6:41a
CHECK FACEBOOK
6:54a
CHECK EMAIL
7:00a
GET OUT OF BED
IN AN ERA WHERE BUZZFEED, FACEBOOK, TWITTER, & INSTAGRAM CONSUME OUR TIME...
MILLENNIALS* HAVE
FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE NEWS. *MILLENNIALS: THOSE PESKY 18-34-YEAR-OLDS THAT ARE ALWAYS ON THE INTERWEBS.
WH
* HY?! *I MEAN THE NEWS IS LIKE, SOOO IMPORTANT...
MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE THE NEWS IS SO STINKING DEPRESSING*
*SERIOUSLY, IS THERE NOTHING GOOD GOING ON IN THE WORLD THAT WE COULD TALK ABOUT?
OR, * BECAUSE IT’S SOOOO BORING*
EVEN OBAMA IS BORED.
OR, IT’S JUST BECAUSE
WE COULDN’T CARE LESS.
THE NEWS MAKES US UN HAPPY*
*Why do we even need it? *And why in the world would we need to pay for it?
**a witty reason why we need the news
ALSO, WHY DO WE HAVE TO PAY FOR THE NEWS?
WHALE. I GUESS THE
GOVERMENT* COULD...
*I WONDER HOW IT WORKED OUT FOR GERMANY WHEN THEY DID THAT...
CONCL/SUMMARY
ALRIGHT. WE HAVE TO HAV AND WE HAVE TO
Y OF PROB
VE NEWS. O PAY FOR IT.
GET I TOGE MILLE NIALS
IT ETER, EN S!
OUR MISSION WITH THE KC* IS TO BRING NEWS INTO THE 21ST CENTURY