JP Hunerwadel

Former BUFF driver, trying to be a sober Christian; paid good money to write about beating plowshares into swords. Arm candy for one beautiful Lady. Financier, butler, scullery, pool boy, fix-it man, and sometime tutor for two others. Scientific observer of two mutants that once were dogs: a Labragator and a Direcollie. Also bondservant to one cat who thinks he's a dog and another who thinks he's a lion. NOT Foamy the Squirrel, contrary to all appearances.