2 Metra Magazine, Issue # 850
Metra Magazine, Issue # 850 3
4 Metra Magazine, Issue # 850
Metra Magazine, Issue #
850 5
6 Metra Magazine, Issue # 850
METRA MAGAZINE published by Metra Inc., PO BOX 71844 Madison Heights, MI 48071 248.543.3500 METRAMAG@AOL.COM METRAPICNIC@A0L.COM AuntieM4Doro@AOL.COM
www.metramagazine.com facebook.com/MaryMetra facebook.com/metramagazine Online since 2003 Published every other Wednesday on a bi-weekly schedule since 1979 publisher / editor • M.Sappington art director / co-publisher Ken Lamparski Sr. associate art director D.J. LaMotte contributing writers • Kene Keyz Auntie M D.J. LaMotte Taylor LaMotte photographers • Bruno Postigo Danielle Eve, Jimm Tuffy Moner, Terry Johnson, Greg Tic Tac Karen O’Brien, Mickey James, Jacqueline Frost, Phil Montoroso, Steve Campbell, midwest / local sales • M. Sappington Jimm Tuffy Moner national advertising • Rivendell Media 212.242.6863 distributors • Tuffy, UPS,Dan Q webmaster • J. Plont Publication of the name or photograph of any person or organization in articles in METRA MAGAZINE is not to be construed as an indication of the sexual orientation of such person or organization. All copy text, display photos and illustrations in advertising are published with the understanding that the advertisers are fully authorized, have secured proper consents (written, verbal, e-mail etc) for the use of names, pictures or testimonials of any living person(s) and METRA MAGAZINE may lawfully publish and cause such publication to be made and advertiser automatically agrees to by submitting said ad and to indemnify and save blameless the publisher from any and all liability loss and expense of any nature of such publication. Nothing appearing in METRA MAGAZINE may be reprinted either wholly or in part without written permission/e-mail from the publishers.
Happy Holidays! Metra only has one more issue this year. Deadline is December 10th for the issue that comes out December 17th FRIENDS OF DOROTHY.......................19 WHO’S DOIN’ WHAT, WHEN AND WHERE IN METRALAND! Compiled By Auntie M.
OUT FLASHIN’...........20 ISSUE #8 50 December 3rd 2014 #850 ww w . m e t r a m a g a z i n e . c o m Metra Magazine, Magazine, Issue Magazine, Issue Issue ### 847 848 850 849 Metra 850 777
8 Metra Magazine, Issue # 847
Metra Magazine, Issue # 847 9
Metra Magazine, Issue # 850 11
12 Metra Magazine, Issue # 850
Metra Magazine, Issue # 850 13
14 Metra Magazine, Issue # 850
Metra Magazine, Issue # 850 15
16 Metra Magazine, Issue # 850
Metra Magazine, Issue # 850 17
18 Metra Magazine, Issue # 850
Friends of DOR OTHY DORO
Metra's calendar of EVENTS, that lets ful what you wish for. Last year I asked Santa you know where all the HOT spots are! for the sexiest person ever for Christmas…I woke up in a box! Let’s check out holiday parBy: AuntieM4Doro@aol.com ties in Metraland! ...ILLINOIS Chicago: 2nd STORY (312-923-9536), While you’re in Chicago if you are interested in strong and cheap drinks, a witty bartender and a friendly crowd then you have found home! TOUCHE (773-465-7400), Friday, December 12th “Club Holiday Party” with a human Christmas tree decorating (where ever will they hang the bulbs?) Saturday, December 16th “Chanukah Party” with Deidel games , prizes and treats! Every Sunday “Beer Bust” with $1 Bud Light drafts and sodas!
Greetings my little elves, Christmas is fast approaching! Things have changed since I was a kid. Santa’s a wreck trying to live in a world that’s politically correct. His workers no longer answer to “Elves” vertically challenged” they call themselves. Four reindeer vanished, released to the wild by the Humane Society. The runners on Santa’s sleigh were removed because the ruts were deemed too dangerous by the EPA. No candy or sweets…they are bad for the teeth. No baseball, no Football…some might get hurt, besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt. Dolls are said to be sexist and should be passé. Nintendo will rot your entire brain away and don’t get me started on toy guns! Santa doesn’t know what gift to give without angering the left or the right. Finally a gift that would satisfy each group of people in every religion, every race, every hue. Everyone, everywhere…even you! So here is that gift, its price beyond worth… “May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth.” Oh, on the lighter side, be care
…MICHIGAN Ann Arbor: NECTO (734-994-5436), Friday, December 12th “Willam” hosted by Chanel Hunter and Nickki Stevens. DJ’s Jace, Mark and Jason Michael. The first show is at 9:30 with an encore performance at 12am. Meet and greet after the show! Friday, December 19th “Snow Ball” with Miss Sandy Claws and the Pride crew elves! Detroit: CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN in Detroit (313366-6135), Friday, December 26th Crystal Harding celebrates her 21st birthday! (again) GIGI’S (313-584-6525), Sunday, December 7th “Wonderful World Of Disney” variety show with Karaoke, drink specials, no cover and tons of performers! Friday, December 12th “Miss MIC Pageant” hosted by Lisa Summers! Sunday, December 14th “Don We Now Our Gay Apparel” with Karaoke, drink specials and no cover! Sunday, December 21st “Holiday Campaign.” Karaoke with KJ Karen, 4pm-8pm. Tip big because 100% goes to the Ruth Ellis Center. Continued on page 21 Metra Magazine, Issue # 850 19
20 Metra Magazine, Issue # 850
HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), Saturday, December 6th “Toys For Tots” kickoff party bring a new toy or purchase a choo-choo train for $1 and receive a raffle ticket for each toy or train purchased for a chance to win prizes! Saturday, December 13th Summers Eve “Holiday Potluck” from 3pm-7pm bring your favorite dish to pass! Then from 9pm till 2am it’s an “Ugly Christmas Sweater Party” and God knows we all have them! MENJO’S (313-863-3934), Friday and Saturday, December 5th and 6th “The 12 Kinks Of Christmas” freak show edition! Friday night is hosted by ICON. Plus the extremely hot men of Manwatch show! Saturday night is hosted by ONYX with fantasy shows, demos and vendors! Friday, December 12th “Friday Night Live” with live male vocalists! Saturday, December 13th “41st Anniversary Party” with food and a champagne toast! 24 HOUR VIDEO (313-271-1100), No beating around the bush, (pun intended) Lets just call it what it It’s a sex shop and a great one at that! It’s open when you need it to be LATE! Check out their web site at xxxdetroit.com. Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005), Go spend the holidays with Como’s they will be open Christmas Eve and Christmas Day from 11am-2am! Eat drink and be merry on New Year’s Eve. Party till 4am! JUST 4 US (248-547-5878), Just in time for the holidays, Just-4-us has a huge selection of holiday greeting cards, gifts and toys, (I’m not talking baby dolls and GI Joes) pick up some great gifts to stuff in your lover, I mean in your lovers stocking! Grand Rapids: The APARTMENT (616-451-0815), Wednesday, December 24th “Ugly Sweater Contest” $50 prize first place and $25 prize for second place then partaaaa till Midnight with Bobby J! Christmas Day open at 5pm for “Thirsty Thursdays” Continued on page 23
Metra Magazine, Issue # 850 21
22 Metra Magazine, Issue # 850
RUMORS (616-454-8720), Mondays, “Mega Mug And Kickass Karaoke” with no cover and Skye drink specials! Wednesdays are “Wicked Wednesdays” The sexiest night in Grand Rapids! The men of Manwatch will be showing you sin and skin! Hamtramck: TEMPTATION LOUNGE (313-974-6575), Every Friday “Rich Bitch” Every Thursday starting Thursday, December 11th its “Liftoff” with the legendary DJ Stacy J! Special performances by Erika Adams at 12am and 1am Lansing: SPIRAL (517-371-3221), Saturday, December 13th “Bad Santa And Naughty Elves” with DJ John Cruz! Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), Friday, December 5th at 9pm “Disco And Divas” with special guest performers, Lola Dick and Dee Love! Friday, December 12th at 9pm “Ugly Christmas Sweater Party” with a prize for the ugliest sweater! Saturday, December 13th at 9pm “Daddy’s Toy Drive” taking donations of new children’s unwrapped toys! 50/50 raffle baskets and drink specials! All proceeds and toys to be donated to the South Oakland Shelter! Every Thursday “Karaoke” Royal Oak: ANDIAMO (248-268-2840), Thursday, February 26th “Sharron Needles” with spe-
cial guests Detox and Darienne Lake
Continued on page 25 Metra Magazine, Issue # 850 23
24 Metra Magazine, Issue # 850
PRONTO’S (248-544-7900), Friday, Saturday and Sunday, December 19th-21st “23rd Anniversary And Holiday Weekend” Friday, DJ Abe! Saturday, DJ Doug Roberts Sunday, “Sunday Funday” brunch kicks off at 9am, Tea Dance at 3pm and Cake and Queens at 6pm! Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), It’s time to plan a winter wonderland to Traverse City for skiing, sledding, ice skating and more! Friday, December 5th “Zodiac Revue” for Sagittarius with your host Dymond Denae! Also it’s the kick off for their holiday Fund raisers! Friday, December 12th “Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction” proceeds to go to local charities! Saturday, December 13th “Customer appreciation Night” with hors d oeuvres and drink specials! Sunday, December 14th “Christmas Pot Luck Dinner” with drink specials and a silent auction for local charities! Warren: MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), Mondays, “Pool Tournament” at 9pm. Tuesdays, Jaden Black and special guest! Wednesdays, “Country Line Dancing” with DJ Scott! Thursdays and Fridays “Karaoke” Saturdays “Comedy Drag Revue” with the fab Iona Traler and Jacqueline Frost! Sundays, Hot food available during “Happy Hour” That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, December 10th for our Issue that comes out Wednesday, December17th (New Years Eve issue) you can reach me at AuntieM4doro@aol.com! Email me your upcoming events today!
Metra Magazine, Issue # 850 25
26 Metra Magazine, Issue # 850
Metra Magazine, Issue # 850 27
28 Metra Magazine, Issue # 850
Metra Magazine, Issue # 850 29
metraplex ILLINOIS
ape Esc
• DVD'S
W "NE
Adult Bookstore 18728 W. Warren Detroit, Michigan
Now Available •Video rentals and sales •Adult Magazines •Adult Novelties
Monday-Saturday 10am-midnight Sundays noon-midnight 313-336-6558
MICHIGAN
586.274.4260 Sterling Heights, MIi
30 Metra Magazine, Issue # 850
METRA CLASSIFIEDS
Sell it...R ent it...Give it away ...Got a Service ...do you it...Rent away...Got ost need Employee’s...need Employment... whatever ...P ...Post it here...cheap $10 bucks for 25 words...and it WORKS! EMPLOYMENT
FOR SALE
(848)
(849)
BODY ZONE
BAR FOR
Needs persons to work weekends! 1617 E McNichols Detroit apply in person (848)
TAXLAND USA is now hiring for marketers for up coming tax season CALL 586-563-7900 Ask for (849)
LIBERTY BAR is now accepting applications for Shot Boys, Dancers, bartenders and cooks
Please apply at the bar 85 N. Saginaw
Hamtramck Licenses and everything 248-895-6301 (849)
Full body erodic massage. Private home, quiet setting. In calls only $50 any time day or night! call: Tom (849)
If there’s a genleman out there by the name Robert K, is this you? Call sometime if you want. May still remember me R.S 586-229-9583
Mail Classifieds & Payment To: Metra Magazine PO Box 71844, Madison Hgts. Mi. 48071
Metra Magazine, Issue # 850 31