Affirmations Spotlight

How long have you been with Affirmations? Almost 8 months

What is Affirmations to you? Affirmations is a gathering space for support, celebration, and progress What makes this space truly special is that the people volunteering and working here take the mission of creating a safe space very seriously Our focus on learning and listening to our community is what allows us to evolve and meet changing needs

When you’re not working, what do you do for fun? Stereotypical queer gal activities- staring at my cat, painting/ crafting, rock climbing, yoga, reading sapphic literature, dancing to ABBA with my 1 year old nephew

Who are your top 3 choices for celebrity dinner party guests? Padma Lakshmi, Tessa Thompson, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez

Marisol Dorantes-Silva, Marketing and Communications Manager

What’s something you're proud of at Affirmations? There have been a lot of changes in the past few years at the organization I am proud to see that many of those shifts are a result of candid conversations about how we could be doing better

Aries: That old guy that’s sitting at the bar, he might be that sugar daddy to make all your dreams cum true. You finding new booty calls in the strangest places. Just try to fuck unfamiliar faces. It is going to be in full rage like Whoopi vs Roseanne except the View is extremely entertaining when it gets heated up.

Taurus: What that Netflix and Chill ghosted you? Pay no attention to that if you’re wanting to explore water sports try at least in the shower first. This way you’re in the shower and less complaints. Better to had been pist on then pist off.

Gemini: This month use the power of beauty for your ultimate desires. You could be doing more if you planned a head cuz it’s always fun if it is deepthroated, or a 69. Either way try to be milked. Real moans are more erotic than emotions.

Cancer: You’re getting it from all angles & every potential hole can be filled. Do the Snap back to obtain opportunities that lie within your limits. If you can create new boundaries than your ahead of the game.

Leo: Watch all Sexting to a DUFF, DILF or even family or it can cum fart back on you in a bad way. It’s just watch all your texts! You don’t want to send dick pix to grandma again. Besides she knows about your Only Fans. You don’t want to be the butt of the joke on April Fool’s Day.

Virgo: The full moon will be seducing hairy men like wolves! Find where you feel complete and hit the streets then the sheets. You’re going to find hook ups outside in nature now, try to be in your birthday suit more to find that DILF.. Maybe a bathhouse? Maybe Growlr?

Libra: Do not settle for anything basic, look for girth, stamina, eye color, if he has tats to look at while your fucking him, it’s a plus... I met a guy once that had the Ouija board tatted on his back, nuffin’ like summoning spirits while doing the dirty deed. Multitask some things around. It gives you more playtime with the regulars.

Scorpio: Wow! Everyone queen must have sand in their mangina. Nobody wants to hear your advice, but it could get out of hand if you don’t show respect of other opinions around you. They must have got Butt hurt by something. Lucky! I mean don’t threaten me with a good time.

Sagittarius: If you’re into the Easter Season and you’re looking for a basket, maybe a couple eggs? They will turn up if you’re paying attention to things around you. You could miss out on some serious dick and then you be the dick. Maybe it’s time to be more versatile then a bottom.

Capricorn: No frivolous financial fuck ups! I bet you thought the 3 F’s were find him, fuck him and forget him, but your swag will have him cumming back to you if you’re playing your cards right. Excuses are like assholes, everyone has one.

Aquarius: You got anything better to do in 20 mins and Grindr is one click away. If you go premium, it’s only a few bucks. It will better your chances with some hot guys! The same in life. You got to sometimes pay the little extras to get those perks & friends with benefits.

Pisces: You need to give yourself a peptalk about how helpful, how hung, dependable, you are at work this month. This will be better than Skin-a-max, Pay per view or even Twitter! Good deeds turn into the dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

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