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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY FRIENDS OF DOROTHY.......................18 WHO’S DOIN’ WHAT, WHEN AND WHERE IN METRALAND! Compiled By Auntie M.
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Friends of DOR OTHY DORO
Metra's calendar of EVENTS, that lets you know where all the HOT spots are! o@aol.com By: AuntieM4Dor AuntieM4Doro@aol.com
Happy unimaginative, consumerist oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shal low interpretation of a romantic day! Some people might say I don’t like to celebrate Valentine’s Day! Well, in a way they may be a little right, I like to celebrate having nothing to celebrate! I know it’s hard to believe that I’m single right now, but I’m ok with it! This year my Valentine runs on batteries! Besides I like being single (alone) I have no one to answer to (Talk to) I get the whole bed to myself (empty) I don’t have to tell someone where I’m going (no place) I eat and drink whenever I want (all the time) no one to tell me how to dress (no one to look good for) but, I’m not bitter at all! Seriously, for all you happy love birds…if you see cupid, bitch slap that little punk for me! Since I have so much time on my hands I thought about getting a job in a restaurant on Valentine’s Day and put fake engagement rings in every ones drink, just to watch the look on the their face and then on the face of the ones that run screaming! I know, I’m a little twisted! Let’s see who in Metraland is going to be struck by cupids arrow, let’s just hope his aim got better since I saw him last! …ILLINOIS Chicago: BERLIN (773-348-4975), Sunday, February 9th “GLO” House/Euro Dance of the 90’s/00’s and now! DJ Gabriel. Wednesday, February 12th “STATIC” UK Bass and Garage with special guest AJ Dubbz, drink specials! Friday, February 14th “COSMIX” with DJ Greg Haus! continued on pg 20 18 Metra Magazine, Issue # 830
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2nd STORY (312-923-9536), Dive bar by admission, who doesn’t love a good dive bar? Drinks are strong and cheap, bartenders are friendly (not hard on the eyes either) crowd is nice, music is good. Couldn’t ask for anything more! Second Story is a great place to stop for a drink when you’re down town! Or anytime for a quick stiffy! SPIN NIGHTCLUB (773-327-7711), Mondays are “Dragzilla” it’s an amateur drag contest! First prize is $100 no cover! “Throwback Thursdays” with throwback drink specials, $1 shot specials! No cover with DJ Riely York! Fridays, SPIN’S scandalously sexy “Shower Contest And Friday Night Dance Party” hosted by DiDa Ritz! First prize is $100 and second prize is a $50 bar tab! TOUCHE (773-465-7400), Friday, February 7th “M.A.F.I.A Club Night” and Winter Olympics opening ceremony! Saturday, February 8th “Dungeon Master Night” with a Flogging demo at midnight! (pick me, pick me!) Friday and Saturday, February 14th and 15th “IL Leather And Fetish Weekend” Friday, the 14th welcome party and “Full Moon Party And Contest”! Saturday, the 15th IL Leather Sir/boy, IL Master/slave and IL Bootblack contests! …MICHIGAN Ann Arbor: NECTO (734-994-5436), Friday, February 14th Pride Friday presents… “Candy Hearts Ball” with DJ’s Jace and Mark! And the pride crew! Happy hour from 8pm to 11pm, ½ off drinks, shots, bottled beers and $2 Long Islands till 11pm! Detroit: BODY ZONE (313-366-9663), Friday, February 7th “Black Out Party.” Saturday, February 15th “Leather Night” with $5 lockers for members in chaps or harness! Saturday, February 22nd “College Night” with $5 lockers for members 18-25! Sunday-Thursday, “FREE Tanning” with the
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purchase of room or locker! “Wild Wednesdays” with FREE lube with the purchase of a locker or room! CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN in Detroit (313-366-6135), Party seven days a week Sundays, “Amateur Night” Mondays, no cover, $1 house drinks 7-11pm then $2 house drinks from 11pm-2am! Tuesdays, “Karaoke” Crystal Harding, Dominique Bvlgari and Sabin are performing at 11:45 and 12:45! Wednesdays, no cover! Thursdays, Sabin and DJ John Cruz! Fridays, Crystal Harding performs at 11:45 and 12:45 with DJ’s John Cruz and Intrigue! Saturdays, DJ’s Intrigue and Marquis! Dancers every night starting at 9pm! ESCAPE BOOKSTORE (313-366-6558), If your anything like me, your Valentine’s Day date runs on batteries. So head over to the Escape Bookstore for your next date. Since you’re staying home anyways, pick up some magazines and videos to entertain yourself! GIGI’S (313-584-6525), Mondays, “College Night” no cover with college ID! “F*%k You Fridays” $2 cover before 11pm! Party with Chico, Deangela, Sabin and all the boys! Saturdays, Michigan’s most awarded and longest running female impersonator revue! Call for reservations. HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), Saturday, February 8th from 3pm-9pm “The Other Side Reunion Party” get your heart on with Summers Eve and the gang from the Other Side! Happy hour drink prices, snacks and shot specials! Also on the 8th “Nuts And Bolts” tops choose a bolt, bottoms choose a nut, find the man with the matching hardware! Once you’ve found your match, approach your bartender for a prize! Friday, February 14th “Hearts And Harnesses” a valentines themed bear party! Saturday, February 15th “The Red Party” with Red hot specials, Red attire encouraged! MENJO’S (313-863-3934), Mondays, Pearl presents “Karaoke And Video Bar Party” with $3 Pearl Vodka shots and drinks! Tuesdays, “Red Solo Cup Bear Bash” $10 bottomless draft cup with FREE darts and pool! Wednesdays, Continued on page 24 22 Metra Magazine, Issue # 830
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“Cockshock Gear And Underwear Party” with shot specials for shirtless guys! Thursdays, “College Night” with $2 domestics and well! Fridays, “Man Made” with $3 Long Islands! Sundays, “Tea Dance” 4pm-8pm! Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005), Friday, February 14th take your sweetie out to lunch or dinner oooorrrr meet one there, get them drunk and get you heart on! JUST 4 US (248-547-5878), “Dollar Daze” from now until Valentine’s Day with 2 for $16 classic porn, regularly $15.99 each, and $2 off Just Us Boys Underwear! But hurry there going fast! They have tons of Valentine’s Day cards and gifts and during the week of Valentine’s Day they will carry candy and flowers. They have a new collection of “Electronic Contact Cleaners.” Steve Wilson, the new massage therapist, still has some openings, so call the store to make an appointment! I hear he is amazing! Grand Rapids: RUMORS (616-454-8720), Mondays, “Mega Mug And Kickass Karaoke” 32oz Mega Mugs from open to close! No door cover. Thursdays are “Thirsty Thursdays” with ½ off all alcoholic drinks from open to close! Fridays, “Friday Night Fantasy” with two guys and one very lucky girl! THE APARTMENT (616-451-0815), The Apartment Lounge is showing their love for their customers with “Valentines Day” all month long! With drink specials all month long! “Sunday Funday” build you own bloody’s from 2pm-6pm! “Michigan Mondays” over 30 local brews $3.00 and $3 Absolute you call it’s! “Tini Tuesdays” 1/2 Martinis! Open to close! “Women’s Wednesdays” ½ off bottles of wine and $2.50 wells and domestics! “Thirsty Thursdays” ½ off all alcoholic beverages-open till close! Fridays and Saturdays it’s the place to be with happy hour till 9pm! Lansing: SPIRAL (517-371-3221), Friday, February 14th “Queen Of Hearts” with DJ’s Restless, Highjakk’d, Rachel and She J Blond13! Spiral has the sexiest bar staff, wild shows and voted the #1 best dance bar! $3 Long Islands until 11pm! And as always FREE shuttle to and from East Lansing! Continued on page 26 24 Metra Magazine, Issue # 830
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Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), Saturday, February 15t “Dance Party” with DJ Eddie playing all your favorite music! Friday, February 21st a visit from Mr. Michigan Leather, Chuck Bravewood, 50/50 raffle and Mr. Michigan Leather will be having a “Jock-Strap Raffle!” Drink specials all night long! Saturday, February 22nd “Karaoke Bid A Thon” it’s a benefit for Common Ground! With KJ Karen and Karaoke music videos! Bid to move up in rotation or to hear your choice song or video! Silent Auction and 50/50/raffle! Drink Specials and food all night long! Friday and Saturday, March 7th and 8th “Mr. Liberty 2014 Contest” Contestant applications available at the bar! Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), Friday, February 7th “Zodiac Review” for Aquarius with performances by Billy Blaze, Jalaya Bilante, Mimi Versace and Ben Eaton! February 13th - 16th it’s the “Travers City Art Winter Comedy Festival” Peeps this festival is huge! People come from all over the country to attend this event! This year Rosie O’Donnell is the head liner! They close down the down town and turn it into awinter wonderland! They have an ice skating rink, a ferias wheel, ripe cord rides, street vendors! It’s like a good old fashion winter wonderland like in the movies! Friday, February 14th if’s an “Affair Of The Heart” with the Bay Side Bombshells performing! Of course there will be plenty of Heart ons around and Valentines drink specials, Blow Jobs, slippery Nipples, Sex One The Beach just to name a few! Scottie said he is working on a new drink called the Wet Willie; I don’t want to know how he stirs it! Warren: MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), “Karaoke” every Thursday and Friday! “Happy Hour” every day from 2pm-8pm $2 off well and domestic and $1 off top shelf! Friday, February 14th “Valentines Day” join them for all the love, laughter and libations (drinks) That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, February 12th for our Wednesday, February 19th issue and you can reach me at AuntieM4doro@aol.com! 26 Metra Magazine, Issue # 830
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