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alcohol (n.) – the cause of, and solution, to all life’s problems
See also: drunk
drunk (adj.) – when you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth
college (n.) – jail or prison, often referred to as such only when the occupant will be away for numerous years
homework (n.) – stupid damn shit that was invented to ruin your day and fuck up your grade
meme (n.) – a way of life for anyone who owns technology; expires after 2 days
student loan (n.) – a mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery for the foreseeable future
procrastination (n.) – I’ll put up a definition later
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (?.) – when you’re supposed to be doing your homework or something productive and you’re bored, so you type all the letters on the keyboard
yeet (v.) – to discard an item at a high velocity
SUNY Oneonta (n.) – City of Hills my ass! More like City of Snow. The snowflakes probably take steroids.
All definitions are from UrbanDictionary.com
Assembled by Kelsey Negron