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It’s Winter Carnival week here in Sandpoint, so be sure to head out and check out what’s happening around town. Check out page eight for a quick breakdown of some of this week’s happenings. In next week’s Reader, we’ll list info for week two.

One event I’m stoked to see come back is the Sandpoint Throwdown Rail Jam, where a huge downhill rail is set up and area skiers and snowboarders compete for cash, prizes and glory. It’s always fun to stand downtown and see some of the best athletes in town hitting those rails.

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COMMENTARY

The Republican Reign of Error: GOP Candidates Follow in Reagan’s Footsteps

By Nick Gier Reader Columnist

“Facts are stupid things.”

—Ronald Reagan mangling John Adams’ “Facts are stubborn things” In “There He Goes Again: Ronald Reagan’s Reign of Error,” Mark Green and Gail MacColl documents over 300 errors and misstatements. I think it is safe to say that the Gipper had a record number of these, as well as a great number of corrections by his aides, frantically trying to cover for their bumbling boss.

Many of Reagan’s bloopers would rate, according to the fact finders at Politifact, as “pants on fire,” defined as ridiculously or inexcusably false.

Here are three: •On May 13, 1982, Reagan falsely and ignorantly claimed that submarine-launched nuclear missiles “can be recalled.”

•On April 14, 1983, Reagan falsely reassured Americans that “we are not trying to overthrow the Nicaraguan government,” when in fact we were arming the Contras.

•In an interview with Time magazine (12/8/86) Reagan stated that “another country was facilitating those sales of weapon systems to Iran.” Of course the truth was that his own government did it, and some of the proceeds were funneled to the Contras.

Green and MacColl were not using the same methodology as Politifact. The former combed Reagan’s entire record and published their findings in 125 three-quarter-size pages.

Politifact states that we “can’t possibly check all claims, so we select the most newsworthy and significant ones,” and their analysists choose statements that can be most easily verifiable. Their careful, in-depth analysis is as balanced as it is impressive.

Politifact’s ratings range from true, mostly true, halftrue, mostly false, false, and “pants on fire.” Averaging the 4 /

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percentages from the Truth-OMeter for the seven top GOP candidates (Trump, Cruz, Rubio, Bush, Kasich, Christie and Carson), their statements were true, mostly true, and half-true only 47 percent of the time.

That means that means that they were not telling the truth more than half the time.

With a grand total of five true statements, Trump, Cruz and Carson (he has none) bring down the average dramatically.

If one removes them from this list, Rubio, Bush, Kasich and Christie average 65 percent.

With regard to true, mostly true, and half-true statements Clinton and Sanders average 70 percent. The Democratic candidates have a total of two Pants on Fire—both for Clinton. They are the false claim that ISIS was using Trump in their videos, and “I remember landing under sniper fire” in Bosnia.

Following in the footsteps of Mitt Romney, whose record 19 pants on fire were nine percent of his 2012 campaign

statements (Obama had nine for two percent), the seven Republicans have racked up 43 ridiculous falsehoods that account for eight percent of their total statements.

So far Trump has 17 Pants on Fire, and he won Politifact’s distinction of 2015 Liar of the Year. Here are five “huuuge” bloopers: •“The unemployment rate may be as high as 42 percent.”

•“Crime statistics show blacks kill 81 percent of white homicide victims.” This is one lie that drove Dylan Roof to murder nine black church members.

•“I watched in Jersey City where thousands and thousands of people were cheering” as the World Trade Center collapsed.

In some versions of this American Muslims are implicated.

•“The Mexican government sends the bad ones over.” The fact is that more people are now going back to Mexico than coming.

•“The last quarter, it was just

announced, our gross domestic product was below zero.”

Thanks to the Obama stimulus, the U. S. emerged from the Great Recession in 2009.

The pants of the other candidates are also on fire. Christie gave us this doozy: “Bernie Sanders’s plan is to raise your taxes to 90 percent.” Lying about Obamacare is a daily occurrence, as Rubio demonstrates: Because of the ACA, “75 percent of small businesses now say they are either firing workers or cutting their hours.”

Bush joins all Republicans in trashing Planned Parenthood by saying that it is “not actually doing women’s health issues,” when in fact it is 97 percent of its efforts.

For being way out there, Ben Carson takes the prize.

His statements are mostly false, false, or pants on fire 84 percent of the time. Most likely because it has no political value, Politifact does not count his theory that the Egyptians stored grain in their pyramids

Notes from a long distance hiker

By Phil Hough Reader Contributor

Near Campo California, on the border with Mexico, in April 1994 I was about to take my first steps on my first long distance hike and follow the Pacific Crest Trail for 2,700 miles north, all the way to Canada. My dad dropped me off and noted, “You will not be the same person when you are done. Others will look at you differently and you will see yourself differently too.”

Now there was something to ponder about for nearly six months of walking! In fact, one of my goals for the hike was to figure out what I really wanted to do with the rest of my life.

About 2,300 miles and five months later I was closing in on Canada and beginning to be concerned that my moment of insight had not yet come. Soon, I’d be off the trail, and then

what would I do? I really didn’t know. I doubled down and focused harder inward as my feet took me northward. A few days later it came to me! My epiphany was really quite simple, and had been there all along.

I finally realized after months of walking that all I really just wanted to just keep hiking. I wanted to get to the border, turn around and head south until winter stopped me. The trouble was that I was broke, so I had to get back and go to, ahem, work.

But, now, work would be different. Instead of pursuing career goals, I would work so I could hike again in two years.

In a way, I’d be doing the same thing day to day, but I would be different. And for the rest of my life I would have a different approach. Priorities, and actions, shifted from professional goals to structuring things so I could pursue ever grander adventures.

I would follow my dreams. I

would walk.

My first long distance hike taught me, and each one after reaffirmed, that the journey was more important than the destination. This was the lesson of long distance hiking. As Benton MacKaye, father of the Appalachian Trail put it in describing its purpose: “To walk, to see, to really see what you see.” So simple and yet so hard for most of us to do until we are free from the constraints of everyday life and are free to follow the journey we dare dream to follow.

Phil Hough has hiked the Triple Crown; the Appalachian Trail, Continental Divide and Pacific Crest Trails. Learn more about long-distance hiking at a clinic 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Feb 13, at Lake City Community Church in Coeur d’Alene. Visit ALDHAWest.org or call 772-2552 to register.

as absurd.

In 1983 Reagan said “make sure I’m telling you the truth,” but these Republicans are so fact aversive I don’t believe that they are capable of doing so.

Nick Gier of Moscow taught philosophy at the University of Idaho for 31 years. Read all of his columns on Reagan at www.NickGier.com/ReaganMyths.pdf, /ReaganLiar.pdf, and /ReaganGOP.pdf.

Medicaid Expansion...

Dear Editor, I was happy to see Cameron Rasmusson’s article “Doctor blames Idaho Legislature for deaths” concerning the decision to refuse Medicaid expansion as offered in the Affordable Care Act. This provision was that the federal government give federal tax dollars back to the states to cover people not covered by Medicaid but unable to afford insurance plans on the exchange.

While the author and Dr. Kenneth Krell make some valid points; the full story is much worse.

Governor Otter created a workgroup to explore the state’s options, and they came up with the Healthy Idaho Plan. This plan would save the state of Idaho $915 million over the next ten years, cover an additional 98,000 people (including 10,000 veterans), and create 13,000 jobs. There are several varying opinions on the savings, coverage and job creation, but the consensus is that it’s a good deal.

As far as I know, Gov. Otter has ignored the recommendation of the workgroup he put together.

The state legislature won’t even discuss it. This decision not to expand Medicaid is refusing to accept the federal tax money we all paid in, costing us more in state tax dollars, leaving some of us uninsured (and quite possibly dead), and denying job creation.

The fact that we aren’t outraged and contacting our elected representatives is incredible. We’d rather worry about refugees that we won’t get anyway and recalling our mayor.

Joe Shumate Sandpoint

PERSPECTIVES

V-Day

By Scarlette Quille Reader Columnist This weekend is Valentine’s Day. This column is dedicated to the trials and tribulations of being a single person in Sandpoint. I could go on and on about the difficulties associated with being single in a small rural town. That would be easy. I am many things, but easy isn’t one of them.

The problem with Valentine’s day for most singles isn’t the fact that they don’t have a significant other. It is figuring out what to do on this day. Do you want to make a statement demonstrating your feelings about the holiday?

Do you want to grieve silently?

Do you want to keep your lack of a Valentine a dirty secret?

Well good news, singles. I have compiled a list of Valentine’s gift ideas to yourself from yourself.

1. Nothing. Enjoy the fact that you owe no one. The average person spends $130 on their significant other on Valentine’s Day. You don’t have to do this.

You can save that money. Or you can blow it at the casino—it’s basically the same thing as buying an expensive gift for a lover.

You may win big, or you may end up losing your money, sanity and dignity. Either way, there is no commitment.

2. Information/data. Let’s say you are one of the people who gets horribly depressed because you have no lover.

Let’s also say you hate the word “lover,” because honestly it sounds like something out of a ‘70s romance novel. I use the world lover because I have to use a neutral, all-inclusive term

to define my readers’ different love interests, be it spouse, mate, partner or what have you.

And quite frankly, lover seems the less presumptuous than the others. Ahem.

I am off topic. What I mean by “information,” is this: You are already depressed. Why not take a good long look at why you have been failing in the love category. Send a few text messages to your exes (this behavior is not only common but excusable on Valentine’s Day ONLY). Tell them you are doing research on your weaknesses, and that any information you receive would be put to good use. The recipient of the text will likely assume you are drunk and respond accordingly. Brace yourself, because you might get your feelings hurt, as this individual may have some pent- up resentment. What comes next may be useful information you could use to make yourself a better potential lover … or the ex may believe you are interested in a booty call. Either way your night just got a bit more interesting.

3. A day off for your vari-

Ted Bowers’ Legacy...

Dear Editor, When my husband and I moved here in 2007, we were hermits. We got to know our community through the Sandpoint Magazine, learning about cool spots and events. We would crack up laughing at the funny pictures of certain rich realtors. “Look at that square!” I know it is immature, but laughter is what has kept us together the last dozen years.

Anyhow, we never made fun of Ted Bowers’ picture in his contractor ad. In fact, he stuck out and we admired him. We could see that he wasn’t fluff and pomp through the eyes of his photo, but a real thoughtful working fellow, so we rooted for him.

ous hairy places. Embrace your hair. All of it. Every last bit, quit trying to please other people by waxing, shaving, lasering and chemically altering your personal hair crops. Trying to eradicate your body of every last pube is something society embraced in the early 2000s. This practice reached full momentum aroud the time they stopped allowing kids to bring cookies to school parties, so clearly it’s part of some sort of greater conspiracy.

There is no reason to do this.

Your pubic hair ratio is not the reason you are single on Valentine’s Day. Listen closely, if you are a man, and you can’t grow a majestic hipster man bun/ beard combo, it’s OK. If you are a woman, and you don’t enjoy constantly assaulting your nether regions, stop. Give your regions and yourself a break. It’s a gift that’s long overdue.

4. A well-thought-out advertising strategy. This is a gift that you should seriously consider. If you have a gigantic truck with tractor wheels and a useless accessories such as “Hey, I saw Ted Bowers at the Co-Op, and he drives an older-looking minivan,” my husband once said enthusiastically. Not a brand new white truck, like all the cookie-cutter-contractors. Great! We celebrate people that don’t waste money on image and packaging.

At Ted Bowers’ memorial I learned that he was accepted and appointed to the Naval Academy but declined. I learned that he was a “conscientious objector” to the Vietnam War. When interviewed, he testified that he didn’t believe in killing, that he didn’t want to even kill a spider. Later he made a peaceful and honest living working with his hands, enjoying his various art endeavors and loving all humanity. Maybe Ted Bowers is a Jesus/Gandhi/Buddha-type fellow, healing and inspiring, even

“stacks,” I am here to tell you that NO female is looking at this vehicle and saying, “He must have a huge penis.” Ladies, this goes for you as well. If the first thing that people notice when casually interacting with you at a grocery store is gigantic cleavage and sparkly ass pocket jeans, they are not thinking that you have an amazing personality and would be a good fit for their single son who is a doctor. Maybe this is part of why you are single, or why your dates aren’t working out. Start advertising for the types of clientele you would like to attract. The truck will only impress other men with big trucks, and the ill- fitting teenager clothes are only helpful if you are after casual sex or a relationship with someone 20 years older than you. You may need to hire an advertising consultant, so make sure you check their references.

5. Alone time. Learn how to please yourself. If you can’t figure out how to do this, there is no person on earth who can do it for you. Schedule a nice in afterlife.

My love for Sandpoint grew as I heard more intimate history from Ted’s loved ones. I was inspired to help carry the torch that Ted left burning brightly behind. His compassion has spread to all of his “children” and they will grow up to adopt and care for community “children” as well. His lessons and blessings will blossom in Sandpoint for several generations.

Maybe even forever.

“I always knew he was cool,” was my husband’s response, when I described the raw beauty of Ted Bowers’ memorial. He also said he was glad Ted wasn’t hiring, when he inquired last year about joining the Bowers’ crew because if we had known Ted Bowers closely, the loss would have been a shock of overwhelming pain. But we can

quiet night with yourself this Valentine’s Day, and figure out if you are the type of person that you would date. This can be an enlightening experience in more than one way.

6. A Celebration. Yes, throw a nice big party, sing cheesy love songs, drink too much, make some bad decisions. Celebrate the fact that you can PARTY your ass off and spend the next day hungover in your sweats.

NO ONE will be disappointed with you. You are in a better space than MANY of your “in a relationship” status friends, who are likely feeling the cold hard wind of the silent treatment after disappointing their significant other. Feel free to bask in the warm glow of peace and contentment. No one is mad at you because you didn’t make a big enough deal out of Valentine’s Day. You win.

Good Luck!

YOU ARE ALL MY VALENTINES ... AND I LOVE ... most of you, most of the time.

only begin to imagine.

I am so very sorry for your loss, Sandpoint. Love, Jodi Rawson Sandpoint

Condolences...

Dear Editor, Winnie the Pooh said it best: “How lucky I am to have something that makes saying good-bye so hard!” Sorry for your loss.

We liked the hamster video!

We’d like to recommend to everyone an old (1996) movie called “ Larger than Life” with Bill Murry and an elephant friend. Sweet for Valentine’s week and so funny!

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NEWS

McAlister, McDonald, Rohrer in running for office

By Cameron Rasmusson Reader Staff

The lineup for 2016 local and state elections is starting to shape up.

Greater Sandpoint Chamber of Commerce President Kate McAlister declared her candidacy for the Idaho House of Representatives Wednesday. Should McAlister win the Democratic nomination, she’ll likely face Rep. Heather Scott, R-Blanchard, in the general election.

McAlister is the latest in a string of regional candidates who have thrown their hats in the ring. Dan McDonald is seeking the District 3 seat on the Bonner County Board of Commissioners.

And Glenn Rohrer has declared his intent to challenge Sen. Shawn Keough in the Republican primary for the District 1 Senate seat.

A resident of 22 years, McAlister aims to focus her campaign on economic development, education and the preservation of essential Idaho amenities.

She is running on the record

she’s established at the Chamber of Commerce, as well as her membership in groups like Angels Over Sandpoint, the International Selkirk Loop Board of Directors, the Forrest Bird Charter School Board of Directors, the Sandpoint Urban Renewal Agency and the City of Sandpoint Human Rights Commission.

“I believe my life experiences, professional expertise, abilities, skills, political philosophy and understanding of the issues uniquely qualify me to represent the people of District 1A,” McAlister said in her announcement.

McAlister has lined up a campaign team that includes Karl Dye as treasurer and Char Godec as campaign manager. She’s surrounding herself with a diverse array of backgrounds and perspectives to better represent District 1’s interests, she said.

“At this time, myself and many others I have engaged in conversation with feel we can do better,” she said. “We need to stand up and create some common sense solutions–together. To help move

towards achieving these goals I have decided to run for state representative.”

McAlister joins a handful of locals who have announced a bid for public office. Last month, Dan McDonald declared his candidacy for the District 3 seat on the Bonner County Board of Commissioners. A 20-year Bonner County resident, McDonald said his experience in business management and creative problem-solving will be an asset on the Board of Commissioners. His emphasis is on promoting economic development through business-friendly policies.

“With Bonner County’s unemployment level far higher than the average unemployment level for the state of Idaho I feel it’s important to look for ways to create job growth and employment opportunities for Bonner County residents,” McDonald said. “Expanding business opportunities and smart development will also go a long way in reducing the tax burden on county residents by expanding the base.”

“Additionally, I will focus on

limitations are meant to discourage spurious appeals.

Proposed changes include eliminating the two-step process, the qualification for appeal and the fee. The case would go straight to the commissioners for de novo deliberation, meaning the proceedings would start fresh. The upshot is that testimony given during a Planning Commission meeting need not be considered in the appeals process.

Planning commissioners took issue with a number of the proposed changes and remanded the matter back to staff, delaying a final recommendation. When commissioners scheduled a public hearing of their own on the issue last week, Planning Commission members were surprised.

According to Bonner County code, the Board of Commissioners must have a recommendation from the Planning Commission before scheduling a meeting to consider the matter themselves.

“We believe that the board’s

scheduled hearing ... is contrary to both Idaho and Bonner County codes and should not be held at this time,” Bonner County Planning Commission Chairman Steve Temple said in a letter to the commissioners.

“We recognize your right to disagree with the recommendations originating from our commission,” Temple continued.

“We merely request respect for the structure of the planning and zoning process as set forth in Idaho law and Bonner County ordinances.”

Members of the public have also weighed in, including Susan Drumheller of the Idaho Conservation League. She and her colleagues are concerned about the possible environmental implications of a change to the appeals process. Drumheller filed a letter requesting that the meeting be canceled until the Planning Commission has made a final recommendation on the amendments.

“We are concerned that the

Kate McAlister. Courtesy photo. transparency and look forward to creating opportunities for regular open meetings that will be the vehicle for citizens to help guide the direction of County government to be a true government of the people, by the people and for the people,” he continued.

Finally, Glenn Rohrer is campaigning against Keough for the District 1 Senate seat, a candidacy he’s pursued since last year. A former Air National Guard engineer and retired industrial

engineer, Rohrer advocates for for conservative policies like tax reduction and the reduction of regulations. In January, Danielle Ahrens also announced a run for the Senate seat, but later withdrew her candidacy to avoid splitting the conservative vote.

There’s still plenty of time for candidates to fill out the 2016 ballots. Filing for candidacy officially begins Feb. 29.

current proposed change is not only contrary to the best interest of the county and its citizens, but that it is being done in violation of the county’s own legal procedures,” Drumheller wrote.

Originally scheduled for Feb.

16, the Board of Commissioners meeting has since been rescheduled because no meeting time was published. It will now take place Friday, Feb. 26 at 10 a.m. at the Bonner County Administration Building.

Scheduled hearing raises legal concerns

By Cameron Rasmusson Reader Staff

The Bonner County Planning Commission hasn’t yet made a decision on proposed changes to land use appeals. But the Bonner County Board of Commissioners may be taking matters into its own hands.

Last week, commissioners announced a public hearing to consider the matter for themselves. The decision is prompting blow-back from Planning Commission members and local residents, who feel the hearing is a breach of county procedure.

In December and January meetings, Planning Commission members examined proposed changes to the appeals process for its land use decisions. Under the current two-step process, the Board of Commissioners must first determine whether or not planning officials issued a flawed decision. Planning appeals must meet one of five requirements to warrant consideration, and appellants must pay a fee. The 6 /

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Legislators kill updated science standards

Looks like Idaho’s standards for science education are stuck in the past for another year.

State senators followed the House’s lead Monday in rejecting the standards, saying insufficient time was allowed for public comment. Idaho Education News reports that the new standards proved controversial for referencing evolution, the age of the Earth and climate change, a first in Idaho’s science education standards.

“It is my belief that this wasn’t done in the best way possible,” Sen. Reed DeMordaunt told Idaho Education News. “It doesn’t mean they weren’t good standards. But before we ever

talk about content, we’ve got to be assured the process is open, transparent and invites the public participation.” [CR]

Sen. Reed DeMordaunt.

FEATURE

All the President’s (wo)men

By Cameron Rasmusson Reader Staff It’s hard to think of a more awkward holiday pairing than Valentine’s Day and Presidents’ Day. The collision of presidential birthdays and Valentine’s liturgical feast on the calendar leaves Americans vulnerable to holiday whiplash. One minute they’re worrying about whether they can get a reservation for two at a decent restaurant. The next, they’re remembering they have a day off work coming up, and maybe the weather would be nice for a hike, and oh yeah, that George Washington was a pretty swell guy, wasn’t he?

On the other hand, the holiday convergence raises an interesting question: What do we know about the presidents’ love lives? While it can sometimes feel invasive and voyeuristic, a study of presidential romances often humanizes otherwise inaccessible historic characters.

If any American figures could use a good humanizing, it’s the Founding Fathers.

Despite the hagiography surrounding the founders, one look at the letters of John and Abigail Adams cut through the myths to the humanity underneath.

It’s easy to make the case that the Adams are America’s iconic power couple. Their mutual respect and support adds fascinating dimensions to John Adams’ tumultuous public career. It’s also a marriage that survived tremendous hardship, weathering the American Revolution and the long separations it brought.

Much of what we know about the Adams’ marriage is shaped by around 1,160 surviving letters. Their correspondence reveals a couple as intellectually well-matched as they were emotionally connected.

Abigail never shied away from speaking her mind and advising her husband. Many scholars

Adams’ and Harding’s letters shine light on presidential love lives

have come to regard her as an early pioneer of the women’s rights movement, particularly in her advocacy for female property rights and education. During the Continental Congress of 1776, she famously asked her husband to “remember the ladies, and be more generous and favorable to them than your ancestors.”

“Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of the Husbands,” she wrote. “Remember all Men would be tyrants if they could. If particular care and attention is not paid to the Ladies we are determined to foment a Rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any Laws in which we have no voice, or Representation.”

The couple’s marriage endured many lengthy separations, especially while Adams served as a diplomat in France, the Netherlands and, after the war, Great Britain. Their letters during these separations reveal a longing and affection well-established in earlier correspondence.

Indeed, the Adams enjoyed a marriage that—at least to modern sensibilities—comes across as remarkably earthy compared to many of their peers.

“Miss Adorable,” Adams wrote in a 1762 letter, “By the same Token that the Bearer hereof satt up with you last night I hereby order you to give him, as many Kisses, and as many Hours of your Company after 9 O’Clock as he shall please to Demand and charge them to my Account.”

If the Adams letters portray

a largely happy and solid marriage, other presidential love letters highlight more carnal passions. Take President Warren G. Harding as Exhibit A. Harding doesn’t get much respect. His administration is more remembered for its corruption and scandals, including the notorious Teapot Dome bribery incident, than its accomplishments. His failure to inoculate the White House from disgrace frequently earns him a high ranking in lists of the worst presidents.

The 29th president also shares a space in the popular imagination with Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy as a famous White House adulterer.

In 1928, five years after Harding’s death, his secretary, Nan Britton, revealed he was the father of her illegitimate daughter. This claim has since been confirmed by DNA testing.

We certainly don’t need any DNA testing to corroborate Harding’s other famous affair

with Carrie Fulton Phillips.

Harding’s own letters to his longtime mistress are proof enough of the relationship. The nearly 1,000 letters written between 1910 and 1920, obtained in 1964 by historian Francis Russell over the objections of the Harding family, are extraordinary in the history of presidential correspondence.

The letters are probably the most sexually explicit presidential words on record. Harding devised codes sprinkled throughout the correspondence, nicknaming his penis “Jerry” (apropos of nothing, Lyndon B. Johnson is the other president on a first-name basis with his dangling bits, referring to it as “Jumbo”). Whenever Jerry pops up in Harding’s letters, double entendres are sure to follow.

“Jerry came and will not go, says he loves you, that you are the only, only love worthwhile in all this world ...” one passage reads. “... He is so utterly devoted that he only exists to

give you all. I fear you would find a fierce enthusiast today.”

“Wish I could take you to Mount Jerry,” Harding said in another letter. “Wonderful spot.”

In every other respect, Harding was frank about what was on his mind. And he was clearly a man who appreciated the feminine form.

“Honestly, I hurt with the insatiate longing, until I feel that there will never be any relief until I take a long, deep, wild draught on your lips and then bury my face on your pillowing breasts,” he wrote.

The letters of Harding, Adams and many other presidents offer a fascinating glimpse into their personal lives. The emerging picture is compelling in its familiarity. It’s easy to snicker at Harding’s Jerry or smile at the Adams’ domestic bickering.

But it’s also a reminder that past all the pomp, very human impulses drive the commander-in-chief.

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Winter Carnival 2016: Week 1

By Ben Olson Reader Staff

Bouquets: •Have you noticed the cool new addition of skis and snowboards mounted on sidewalk light and power poles downtown? Thank Kim Queen with the Business Improvement District, who worked with Nicole French at Petal Talk and Scott Evans at The Hound Downtown/Shotzski for making it happen.

There are 24 winter themed displays scattered about town, each featuring recycled skis and snowboards. The BID hopes to increase the reach of the project as Sandpoint gets more of their streets back when we go twoway in the near future. I think the project gives our town a funky, ski town feel! It’s an art project that is not only budget minded, but totally appropriate for our little hamlet. Nice job, everyone.

Barbs: •Late night shenanigans have caused some issues downtown. Look, we all like to tie one on occasionally, but when you decide to trash things on your walk, er... stumble home, that’s where I draw the line.

For example, there are a handful of great little trees in pots on First Avenue that are continually assaulted by drunks. They rip the plants out and toss them aside, they throw the whole pots into the street.

Some businesses have had to take down their holiday lights early because drunks keep tearing them down.

Bottom line: we live in a fun town. We have an active night life. Let’s not be A-holes and ruin what we have. Be respectful of your neighbors, and realize that whatever drunken mayhem you cause (and probably think is funny) some overworked kind person has to take the time to clean up after you.

Also, whoever’s dog keeps pooping by the tree outside of our office... clean it up!

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It’s that time of year again. Every year in February, Sandpoint throws down a twoweek celebration of everything winter. Here are a few highlights for the first week of activities. Stay tuned to the next issue of the Reader for a recap of the final week.

Thursday, Feb. 11 @ 8:30 p.m.

G. Love and the Special Sauce at the Hive

The Hive has a special show featuring G. Love and the Special Sauce, who have been rocking their hybrid hip-hop blues for over two decades.

Hosted by Kochava, Pandora and KPND, the Hive will open the doors at 7:30 p.m. and the show starts at 8:30 p.m. G. Love is touring in support of the new album, “Love Saves the Day.” The show has been listed as “sold out,” so if you haven’t already gotten your tickets, you may be out of luck.

Friday, Feb. 12 @ 5:30 p.m.

Parade of Lights in Downtown Sandpoint and Sandpoint Throwdown Rail Jam This year’s Parade of Lights is set to commence in downtown Sandpoint around 5:30 p.m. The parade route will begin at the city parking lot and travel down Church Street to First Avenue, along First Ave. to Cedar Street, then up Cedar St. to Fourth Avenue and back to Oak Street to the city lot.

Along with the floats and snow shovel brigade, there will be a special appearance of a 700 Sunday, Feb. 14 @ 7:15 p.m. foot long knitted ski hat (see Laser Hits Light Show at Schsidebar below). The Parade weitzer Mounatin Resort of Lights is sponsored by the Business Improvement District.

After the awards ceremony, the Sandpoint Throwdown Rail Jam contest is set to drop some jaws. Check out some of the Northwest’s most skilled skiers and snowboarders throw some big tricks for cash prizes. The Rail Jam features a giant urban This is a favorite FREE downhill rail setup straight event for mountain goers feafrom the Mountain Mafia and turing an all-ages outdoor laser 7B Board Sports, with mulight show set to a collection sic and sound from the Hive. of music that spans through the There will be a bonfire, hot decades. The laser lights will cider and good tunes.

be projected all over the village and the slopes, so bring camp chairs and blankets and relax while you enjoy the show. There will be fire pits in the village, but don’t forget to bundle up because it’s cold on the mountain!

The snow bar will be serving hot drinks to help keep you and your sweetie warm.

The show begins at 7:15 p.m., but if you’re on the mountain earlier, you can catch the Flying Mammals at Taps from 3-6 p.m., and rock out after the lasers to Quarter Monkey from 8-11 p.m.

The REALLLLLLLLLY long knitted ski hat

By Ben Olson Reader Staff

They may be famous for the ten-gallon hat in Texas, but here in North Idaho, we’ve got a knitted ski hat that blows anything from the Lone Star state out of the water.

Measuring 700 feet long and weighing in at a mere 80 pounds, the knitted ski hat was created with a punch-card-programmed knitting machine by Sandpoint locals Gini Woodward and Scott Hadley in 1977. Liz Hadley Stephenson of the Paint Bucket made the pom pom.

“They came up with this crazy idea that they would knit a ski hat for the Winter Carnival Parade,” said Bev Kee,

Woodward’s sister.

The famous hat is scheduled to come out of storage at the Bonner County History Museum for a special appearance in this year’s Winter Carnival Parade of Lights. Amelia Hadley and Anna Woodward, the granddaughters of the hat’s creators, will have the honor of leading it down the parade route.

“Scott, being the popular guy he was, went to every business in town and they each paid for a section of the ski hat,” said Kee. “He kept selling and selling them, and by the time they were done selling the spots, they said ‘Holy crap!’”

In the end, 539 panels were knitted, each representing an advertisement for local busi-

nesses. Quite a few businesses are no longer around Sandpoint, but some familiar names are on there, including Schweitzer Mountain Resort, the Alpine Shop, Connie’s Café, the Bonner County Daily Bee, Ace Septic, Selkirk Press, Melody Muffler and Evergreen Realty.

The first time the hat was used in the parade, it caused quite a sensation.

“Scott wore the hat on his head and put roller skates on skis,” said Kee. “It started in the parking lot behind Eichardt’s and came out of the alley.”

Kee said the hat was already stretching around the corner past Larson’s and they hadn’t even finished turning it inside out yet.

The hat has been used several

times over the years, most notably in torch light parades down Schweitzer. The last time it saw the light of day was in 2011, when Sotheby’s International Realty paraded it from the Cedar Street Bridge to Jeff Jones Town Square as part of the kick-off for the Winter Carnival.

Check out the famous ski hat at this year’s Parade of Lights during Sandpoint’s Winter Carnival celebration.

The parade starts at 5:30 p.m. in downtown Sandpoint.

The hat looks much like this one, only it’s 700 times longer.

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Throwback Thursdays at the 219 7-11pm @ 219 Lounge Featuring live music with Brian Jaco “Brooklyn” film 7:30pm @ Panida Theater Nominated for Academy Awards for B Picture, Best Actress and Best Writing

Live Music w/ Northpoint Parade of Lights Live Music w/ Harol 5-8pm @ Pend d’Oreille Winery 5:30pm @ City Parking Lot 6:30-9:30 @ MickDuf Latin jazz covers and originals The wild ‘n’ crazy Sandpoint Win- The indie rock four Hope Mardi Gras Party ter Carnival Parade of Lights ar- band, chock full of ori 5:30pm @ Mem. Com. Ctr (Hope) rives in downtown Sandpoint with to make your booty m Bring your friends and family, its legions of zany floats, marching Sandpoint Throwdo and enjoy live music featuring the groups, and snow-shovel brigades! 7pm @ Jeff Jones To Cougar Creek Band! $5 ‘Cold Feet’ play A giant urban down 7:30pm @ Heartwood Center downtown. As alway Live Music w/ Chris Lynch 6pm - 9pm @ Arlo’s Ristorante Unknown Locals presents their newest on site to keep folks Live Music w/ Bob Evans original comedy. Jack anxiously awaits his ities. Free to attend! nuptials, with appearances and pep talks– Live Music w/ Marty 7-9pm @ La Rosa Club Live Music w/ Brian Jacobs some helpful, mostly not–from everyone 5:30-7:30pm @ Idah 6:30pm @ MickDuff’s Beer Hall but the best man. $12, $10 seniors/students Mandolin and guitar

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Sleigh Ride, Dinner and Concert with Just Plain Darin @ Western Pleasure Guest Ranch An accomplished musician, a powerful vocalist, and a prolific songwriter, Just Plain Darin has a full list of eclectic, original material

Winter Carnival Cornhole Classic Tournament 1pm @ MickDuff’s Beer Hall Registration and practice starts at noon, first toss at 1 p.m. Cost is $5 per person, teams of two; cash and prizes awarded!

Computer class – Basic Microsoft Word 8:15am @ Sandpoint Library Learn the basics. Free. 263-6930

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Valentine’s gifts for people who hate their significant other

By Cameron Rasmusson Reader Staff

The last time we peered into the abyss of Weird Amazon, it was the Christmas season, a time of innocence.

The ground was covered in white blankets of freshly fallen snow. We awaited with wonder the celebration of the Christ child—and the loads of presents we’d never use.

It is now February. The white snowbanks have melted into dirty, slushy muck.

And we anticpate Valentine’s Day, a similar religious observance-turned-commercial extravaganza. The only difference is the childlike innocence is replaced by overpriced restaurants and lingerie.

Still, you can’t get too cynical about holidays that bring loved ones together, and Valentine’s Day certainly does that. So if you love your significant other, you should absolutely not check out these items culled from the land of Weird Amazon, where the shadows lie.

On a side note, I am now regretting including the 55-gallon drum of lube in the Christmas list. Hindsight being 20-20, it really belongs in this article. But then again, a 55-gallon drum of lube is the definition of low-hanging fruit for this type of article, and no one can blame me for plucking it.

Now, onto the list.

the e-publishing department of the Amazon empire.

Like everything else on the Internet, e-published erotica folded on itself into ironic e-published erotica.

Consider dinosaur erotica, filled with titles like “A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay.” And lest you question the genre’s literary merit, dinosaur erotica has its own Wikipedia page, so it must be legit.

Novelty erotica has become so prolific, current events are even subject to its greasy wiles. That includes the ongoing presidential campaign. Does the democratic socialism of Bernie Sanders turn you on? Perhaps you’ll enjoy “Bernie’s Desire,” an entry in the “Presidential Passion” series by I.I. Dene.

Is Donald Trump more your speed? You might consider giving “A Trumping in the Night” a try.

Who knows? Maybe one day, we’ll all get our news in the form of novelty erotica.

Salami gift box The folks at Amazon seller Volpi need to get one thing straight right away.

“We are often asked,

Novelty erotica Every relationship needs the occasional aphrodisiac, and judging by the success of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” sexy stories fit that bill for millions. If you’re one of them, look no further than Ummmm... no

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to mind.

‘What is your favorite salami?’” they explain, “and our answer is always the same, ‘We have about five salamis that we recommend on trying.’”

True to form, five salamis are exactly what you get in the Volpi salami gift box.

Ranging from mild to spicy, it’s the perfect gift for fans of cured sausage everywhere.

It’s a little spendy at $39, but then again, you can’t put a price on a good Valentine’s Day salami. Curiously, they don’t offer the option to arrange the meat in a bouquet like other Internet salami retailers. I only hope this lack of vision doesn’t blow back on Volpi.

Smittens Mittens There are clingy couples, and then there are couples who purchase Smittens Mittens. This elegantly crafted set of mittens are double-wristed for more comfortable winter hand-holding. Normal gloves clearly won’t do, because as the universal rules of hand-holding state, “It doesn’t count unless it’s skin touching skin.”

Smittens Mittens are a terrific option for newlyweds honeymooning in Antarctica. They’re also great for diagnosing psychological disorders. If you’re worried you might be in a “Fatal Attraction”-type scenario, buy your significant other a set of Smittens Mittens and gauge his or her reaction.

Makes playing “hide the salami” so much more nutritional.

Random Corner

Let’s talk about sex, baby.

In honor of our week of love, here are some random facts about your favorite horizontal activity.

•Almost 31 percent of guys have faked an orgasm. According to a survey from “Time Out New York,” women aren’t the only fakers out there.

•One word... Nipplegasm. They really exist.

Nipple stimulation releases oxytocin, which can cause the uterine and vaginal contractions associated with orgasm. This brings more blood flow to the genitals and, for some lucky women, that can mean an orgasm.

•One in 5 people use their smart phones during sex. Yeah, you read that correctly. According to a survey by Harris Interactive for Jumi, 20 percent of adults between 18 and 34 years old are guilty. Here’s hoping that they weren’t using their phones to livetweet.

•Socks might be the weird key to your orgasm.

According to a Dutch study while measuring orgasms, they found that many of their female participants were uncomfortable due to cold feet. After they gave them socks, the percentage of those reaching orgasm rose from 50 to 80 percent. [BO] February 11, 2016 /

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Greetings Reader readers!

Every once and while I like to take the opportunity to do a little self promotion disguised as a public service announcement, so here we go.

I hear from folks almost daily that they were told by a Dish customer service representative that DishNet Satellite Internet is not available in our area or at their address. This information is false, a Local Authorized Retailer like 7BTV can sell DishNet in this area.

As long as you have a clear line of sight to the satellite and credit qualify for the promotion you can get DishNet. If you are a current or new customer that has Dish video services and a minimum of the Top120 programming package you can get 10GB of anytime data for $59.99 a month with a onetime $99.00 set up fee. Advertised speed is up to 10Mbps but we are seeing speeds much faster. You also get Bonus data of 50GB per month from 2 a.m. to 8 a.m. You can get another 5GB per month for an additional $20.00. If you don’t want TV, you pay an additional $10.00 per month. If you run out of data in your current billing period you can still use the service but it will be dial up speeds. At this point you have the option to call Dish and buy additional data at $10.00 per GB. A two year commitment with a credit check and credit card are required.

DishNet works great for email, browsing, shopping on line, social media and uploading/downloading files. It’s also fine for streaming video with no buffering as well but with the data caps you need to be watchful on how much video streaming you do because of the amount of data that video consumes. I go by the rule of thumb of video eating up 1GB of data per hour but this varies with the resolution of the video that you are watching. Audio doesn’t use as much data as video. We have customers that use doesn Skype and Face Time with DishNet and others that use VoIP devices and services but you are on your own there as it is not supported. Gaming doesn’t play well with satellite Internet either because of the data caps and latency. Latency is the time it takes for a mouse click or an entry to actually contact the server and respond back to you. Because the satellite is 22,300 miles above the Equator this takes a half a second or so and may mess with your shoot-‘em-up action game. It doesn’t fair well for people who work from home that log into a remote server with a VPN either.

I don’t wish to sell a service with which people with be dissatisfied so I always let them know all of the above disclaimers. If you live in rural North Idaho your Internet options are limited. If you live in or near town you have more options for other services that may perform better for your binge watching or gaming needs. For those that live up on Gold Creek or Upper Pack River you might get DishNet Internet for your Internet browsing and Dish TV with a Hopper for your video watching.

I hope this clarifies any confusion out there and please let us know if we can help you with your TV or Internet needs.

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Mad about Science:

By Brenden Bobby Reader Columnist Hello! My name is Brenden. I’m sure you’ve seen me and my crazy, borderline sentient beard around the library recently.

For a little background, I am a science geek. A huge science geek. Alas, growing up, I found learning about science to be difficult, even boring. Past generations couldn’t convey the sense of awe and wonder required to really do the subject justice.

That’s why I’m not going to bore you to death with textbook lectures, confusing conversions or dull, meaningless facts.

Okay, maybe a few meaningless facts, but they won’t be dull!

Let’s get started: What could be the least dull, least boring, most mindblowingly awesome thing you can think of in under five seconds?

Explosions.

Explosions are what happens when something reactive comes in contact with heat, electrical energy or in the case of chemical reactions, a catalyst. Kaboom!

When you think about an explosion, you probably think about fire scorching things and doing incredible amounts of damage. This is only partly true. The greatest amount of damage from almost any explosion comes from the shockwave, which is a surge of energy released that travels farther and faster than the fireball. That’s why, when you see old footage of nuclear bombs being tested, the buildings rip apart before any fire actually touches them.

What’s even cooler than an explosion?

A really, really big explosion.

How big are we talking about, here?

Let’s start with your typical household firework. It can fit in your hand, which makes it portable, and it can blow up small things, which can be pretty awesome. Depending on what other chemicals they put into the firework, they can also be really beautiful, or really loud, or really unpredictable.

How about a stick of dynamite? Those little red tubes you always saw cartoon characters slinging at each other are real, though they’re generally not as they were depicted on TV. Dynamite, also called TNT (Trinitrotoluene) can be a very destructive source.

It has been used for over 150 years to blow things up, level swaths of land, tear down aging buildings and most notably, for retrieving minerals from the Earth. An

interesting fact about TNT is that it is so carefully measured and produces such a predictable yield, that the following explosive device is measured in megatons.

That’s 1,000 tons, or 2,000,000 pounds.

That would be like having 400 full sized pickup trucks made entirely out of TNT exploding all at once.

Tsar Bomba was the most powerful explosive device ever unleashed by humans in the history of mankind. It was a hydrogen bomb tested by the Soviet Union in 1961 that had an explosive yield of 50 Megatons of TNT. Those 400 pickup trucks decided to have a tailgating party and invited 20,000 of their explosive friends, each with their own full-sized truck! The fireball had a 5-mile diameter, almost the distance from Sandpoint to Sagle.

The next type of explosion is so incredibly large and powerful, I don’t have an empirical way to describe just how incredibly awesomely mindblowing and gigantic it is. A supernova (or supernovae when the Universe decides that there isn’t enough awesome going on, and it needs to double down) is what happens when, in short, a star decides that life isn’t worth living in its present state and deducts that it’s time to explode. Luckily for all of us, this isn’t just a random event. It’s part of a very, very long chain of events in what we call a star’s life cycle. This can take tens of billions of years. A supernova occurs when a star has ceased fusing hydrogen, and instead has begun fusing iron atoms.

They don’t fuse like hydrogen, the star completely loses it and then it explodes to start the whole process over again from the start over billions of years.

In the next Mad About Science, we’ll learn about crocodiles!

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Meet the cast of ‘Cold Feet’

would Jack have made The hard part is keeping him dopey but him his best man?” not overly a doofus.”

Director Elliott conAppearing in the second act, stage cluded, “ We want people newcomer Burrato has really taken her Last week, we talked abut the upto come and laugh. It’s character to heart. “Molly is a sassy coming Unknown Locals presentation of a play about insight into brunette with a big-sister complex.” she “Cold Feet”, opening this weekend at the relationships. The idea said.

“The fact that Heartwood Center, that all of the makings the wedding is in and how the play such a state of cha- for real love might just about a wedding be about finding someos has put her in a came about in the mild state of panic, one who, at their worst, middle of planning will be someone you can and you can see the real life wedding that throughout the tolerate every day.” of writer/producer Cold feet, no cold play. I find myself Chris Herron and in similar states as feet or multiple? The director/producer these in my own only way you’re going to Madeline Elliott. This life day-to-day, so find out is to get a ticket week, I’ll introduce playing Molly has and come on out. How you to the characters. been a fairly easy it turns out just might The play opens transition.” surprise you. with a conversation Playwright Chris Herron.

In a brief but Check out Cold Feet between the wedFeb 12, 13, 19 and 20 at ding officiant, played by Michael Bigley, important appearance, Mike Clarke plays Bryan, the often missing best man. “ I bethe Heartwood Center. and the main character Jack, played by lieve he does the best he can, but then fate Doors open at 7 p.m., Dan Simons. Jack is having a little trepjust sticks it to him,” Clarke said. “I mean, and the play begins 7:30 idation about getting married to Molly, he has to be a good guy! Right? Why else, p.m. played by Nicole Buratto.

Leaving a little mystery to his character, Simons commented about his role, “This is my first lead role. I’m glad to have the support of my cast mates.” Being an audience member is going to be the best way to get to know Jack.

He’s soon joined in commiseration and physical humor by Ken Wood, who Feb. 11 & 13 @ 7:30pm, Feb. 14 @ 3:30pm plays his older brother. “He’s an interesting guy and I’ve enjoyed developing An Irish immigrant lands in 1950s Brooklyn, where she quickly falls him. Overall, he comes across as pompinto a romance with a local -- “A treat from beginning to end!” *Valentine’s Special Sunday 14th with chocolates matinee 3:30pm* ous, annoying and fixated on himself.

But as you get a deeper understanding of him, you actually realize that he puts up a large shield.” he said.

Tim Martin plays the father of the groom. “This guy is almost the straight Friday, Feb. 12 @ 7:30pm man for all of the madness that goes on.” he explains, “I’ve seen the weddings Chris writes about. I’m about 30 years older than anyone else in the cast.

Saturday, Feb. 13 @ 3:30pm Hanging out with a bunch of people my son’s age keeps me in tune with what’s going on.”

Feb. 18 @ 7:30pm, Feb. 21 @ 3:30pm Like her character Jane, Yarrow Frank is a middle sister. “Middle sisters,” she figures, “get to call out a lot of BS to and about our brothers. It went a very long way into how I’m playing her.

Lady in the van -- the revenant -- 45 years She’s a blast.”

Snowmobile films TRAXX & BRAAAP Eric Bond plays Brad, the “lovable hunting film festival but undeniably dopey friend of the groom.” Bond mused. “He’s been fun to portray because of his blissful nature.

By Dion Nizzi Reader Staff

The cast of Chris Herron’s ‘Cold Feet.’ Courtesy photo.

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The Straight Poop:

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By Drake the Dog Reader Pet Columnist

Where am I taking my humans today?

Love is in the air! I tucked my very own Gold Crown Rewards Card in the pocket of my red jacket, and taking a tail waggin,’ walk downtown to Sharon’s Hallmark. Wowza, check out the window dedicated to dogs and Valentines!

We were welcomed by owner Deanna Harris, and her employees Tina, Karen and Jan. Most of the staff are dog moms. Deanna’s 5-year-old golden retriever, Sage loves to swim and retrieve Frisbees and driftwood. Tina has worked at Sharon’s for 36 years and is mom to corgi Lucy, and golden Quinn. Jan has a German shepard, Maddie.

In 1967, Deanna’s parents bought Bi-Rite Drugs, which occupied the site where Sharon’s Hallmark resides today.

Then in 1984, Deanna’s mom, Sharon, bought the Hallmark store, which was located in MickDuff’s current location.

When the drug store closed, Sharon’s Hallmark relocated to where it is today.

Deanna bought the store from her Mom in 2005, and the rest is history. In 2017, Deanna’s family will be celebrating 50 years doing business in downtown Sandpoint and will be joining the ranks with Larson’s, the Panida, and the post office. Party on!

Sharon’s is not a typical Hallmark store. There is section just for me: dog bowls, picture frames, toys, signs, mugs, trinkets and books. My book club is currently reading, “Sorry I Pooped In Your Shoes.”

The Missus is checking out the Sandpoint specific hand crafted lake and cabin gifts, fresh huckleberry goodies, momentos for furry friends, jewelry, scarves, lotions, kitchen gadgets, stationary, wedding gifts, one of a kind birthday 16 /

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gifts, candles and “moose poop”, (not to be confused with the Straight Poop). The Mister is agonizing over the broad range of mushy Valentine’s cards.

To make our experience the bark, Sharon’s offers shipping, postage stamps, and complimentary gift-wrap. There is a large display of pet cards and pet memorial stones. Deanna says that pet owners love to get presents for their furry friends to celebrate special holidays from puppy days to senior years. Yikes! There are so many things for my humans that have it all. Decisions, decisions, decisions!

Most other Hallmark stores are quiet sleepy card stores.

Not Sharon’s. I’m marking my Google calendar now to party with these guys during Winter Carnival, Get Your Spring On, Crazy Days and Men’s and Women’s Shopping Nights.

Note to self: invite my furry friends Gizmo, Hunter and Bella. The staff gives us dog treats and we scamper to find the ones that Bella hides in the store.

lowed.

3. Visit with the customers and the staff.

4. Ask parents if you can give slobbery dog kisses to their kids.

5. Remember to use your Gold Crown Rewards card 6. Pick up a personalized gift, card, or Valentine for your favorite furry friend.

Sharon’s Hallmark Rules: 1. No aggressive behavior 2. Lifting your leg while reading the cards is not al-

Left: Deanna Harris, owner of Sharon’s Hallmark. Right: Tina Carter, Manager of Sharon’s Hallmark.

BGH Hospice offers training program for volunteers

By Ben Olson Reader Staff

Bonner General Health has announced a volunteer training program for those interested in helping with Community Hospice, a service that eases end of life transitions.

“The volunteer program is integral to what we do here at Hospice,” said Lissa Defreitas, volunteer coordinator. “We have about 65 or 70 volunteers who outreach Bonner and Boundary Counties.”

Volunteers typically pro-

vide companion support for clients, as well as respite for caregivers. Bedside volunteers are available at an on-call basis for people who need assistance during death vigils.

“When things get close like that, sometimes families just need reassurance,” said DeFreitas. “The Hospice volunteers provide around the clock support for them.”

For DeFreitas, the Hospice program and its volunteers is one of the most important programs in the community because it helps people during

their most fragile times.

“I’m so moved to have volunteers with that level of compassion and commitment,” she said.

Each year, BGH holds training for Hospice volunteers.

The program lasts eight weeks, and includes an introduction to Hospice, the philosophy of pain management, comfort care, spiritual care and more.

“I really get a sense that people come on board with Hospice because of a huge call from within,” said DeFreitas.

“Others who have been a recip-

ient of Hospice just want to pay it forward.”

Those interested in applying to be a Hospice volunteer should contact Lissa DeFreitas at 208-265-1185, or email lissa. defreitas@bonnergeneral.org.

The deadline for applying is Feb. 19.

“The training is not only an introduction to Hospice, but it gives each volunteer candidate an opportunity to see if this is really for them,” said DeFreitas. “It addresses issue that we don’t know if we are prepared for sometimes.”

MUSIC

This week’s RLW by Jenna Bowers

Live After Five

By Cameron Rasmusson Reader Staff

There’s a new game in town this summer in the outdoor music scene.

Approved last week by the Sandpoint City Council, Live After 5 has carved out a place for itself in the Coeur d’Alene music scene since it kicked off four years ago. This year, the weekly concert series expands to Sandpoint and Spokane, establishing a three-cornered circuit that creator Tyler Davis hopes will appeal to music fans and performers alike.

Created in Coeur d’Alene by Tyler Davis of Davis Enterprises, Live After 5 aims to offer affordable summer entertainment that draws people downtown on typically slow nights. The event has proven popular at its orginal location on the corner of Fifth and Sherman in Coeur d’Alene. The idea to expand into other cities came when Davis started seeing Sandpoint residents coming down for the show.

“They said they were a little envious they didn’t have something like this in Sandpoint,” Davis said.

Scheduled to debut in Sandpoint on Tuesday, July 5, Live After 5 Sandpoint is projected for a 10-week run in its first season. The concert series will be held in Farmin Park and feature integrated alcohol and food vendors. The idea, Davis said, is to create a family-friendly environment that allows kids and parents to sit together, rather than shuffling the adults into a cordoned-off beer garden.

“Families really enjoy the event because it’s one of those events you can bring your kids to,” Davis said. “You can lay out blankets, the parents can have their beer or cocktail and everyone has a nice family experience.”

Council members were initially

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“Beauty,” by Sarah Pinborough, is self-described as a “wicked, delicious, sexy Sleeping Beauty fairytale.” The short novel packs a surprising punch in the form of overlapping myths, character depth and motivation, and a twisting, weaving plot that keeps the pages turning. This isn’t your Disney fairytale.

There is genuine darkness and horror, underscored by the metaphor of personal demons and the uncertainty of human nature. Pinborough shows her skill as a storyteller with wit and cunning. Somehow she manages to make a tale of curses, witches, wolves, enchanted forests and true love feel relevant and modern.

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An aerial shot of the Live After 5 event in Coeur d’Alene. Courtesy photo. concerned that Davis would be bringing refreshment vendors from out of town.

However, Davis said he’s committed to working with local businesses, rotating food and alcohol providers as the concert series progresses.

As for the music, Live After 5 Coeur d’Alene has offered shows from the likes of Pink Floyd cover band Pinky and the Floyd, Clumsy Lovers, The Rub and Sammy Eubanks. Davis hopes to appeal to national groups on Northwest tours by offering a triple-punch of three guaranteed venues in Sandpoint, Spokane and Coeur d’Alene. Davis said Live After 5 also presents opportunities for regional musicians to perform opening sets.

“As I told the council, I’m aware of a lot of talented musicians up in the Sandpoint area,” Davis said.

Now that the City Council has approved the event, planning begins in earnest, Davis said. He’s in talks with

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several bands about potential inclusion in the 2016 lineup. Many of the negotiation details were held up by Davis’ ability to offer the three-show package.

Council approval should move those discussions forward.

It should also help in securing local sponsorships and vendors. Davis said that many local businesses were waiting on formal approval before signing on.

Considering Sandpoint’s reputation as a flourishing arts center, however, Davis is hopeful that the community will embrace a Live After 5 of their own.

“Sandpoint has always been an artsy, eclectic area, even more than Coeur d’Alene in many ways,” he said.

If you’re interested in sponsoring Live After 5 or serving as a vendor, call 339-0600 or email liveafter5.cda@ gmail.com

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Josh Ritter’s newest studio album, “Sermon on the Rocks,” is a rollicking good time. Equal parts driven, heartfelt rock ballads and sultry, haunting, minor key howls, with a sprinkling of bluegrass country folk, Ritter takes us on a sprawling journey of Americana. Each song rings with raw emotion, questions of faith and subtle nods to small town life and country roads. From a born-andraised Idaho native, this album has the ability to reach into our hearts and tap our toes. I especially love “Where the Night Goes,” a longing yet hopeful call to better days ahead and the magic of the moment, complete with a key change. You’ll be singing along in no time.

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With a 100-percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes, “Frequencies” could be called a perfect movie. It strikes an incredible balance of science, magic, destiny, romance and irony.

Taking place in a parallel universe where science rules and human frequencies determine your lot in life, one man endeavors to change physics and fate. “Frequencies” is full of powerful allegory about class oppression, privilege, balance, free will and harmony. It’s beautiful, thought-provoking, stimulating and streaming on Netflix. Win!

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w o N & Then compiled by

Ben Olson

Each week, we feature a new photograph taken from the same vantage point as one taken long ago. See how we’ve changed, and how we’ve stayed the same.

Historical information provided and verified by Bonner County Museum staff and volunteers. The Museum is located at 611 S. Ella — (208) 263-2344.

First Avenue, looking south. Kamloops Klub was next to the Panida Theater, and you can see the old PJ’s across the entrance to Gunnings Alley. The banner across the road is announcing the rodeo.

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The same view today. The POAC Gallery and the Little Panida Theater now occupies the old Kamloops building. A&P’s has taken over after PJ’s. The Panida, of course, is still very much the same place.

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[adjective] 1. Of no real value; trifling; worthless.

“His testimony was rendered nugatory once the jury found out he was a pathological liar.”

Corrections: OK, we’ve heard from several of you about the fact that the Super Bowl didn’t officially start until the third annual game. However, this was the 50th annual clash, and it has been generally accepted to call this Super Bowl 50. Thanks for the mindless sports trivia updates. -BO 18 /

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1. Glove 5. Ancient Greek marketplace 10. Marshes 14. Bright thought 15. Not rural 16. Graphic symbol 17. Mystifying 19. French for “State” 20. L 21. Adult females 22. Sail supports 23. Bondage 25. Squash 27. Genus of macaws 28. Poor city districts 31. Pass over 34. Constructed 59. Wear away 35. Lyric poem 60. Backside 36. Mongol hut 61. Not closed 37. Dawdle 62. Drive forward 38. Anagram of “Ties” 39. Former boxing champ 63. Low in pitch 40. Adorn DOWN 41. Exams 1. Acts out without words 42. Goading 2. Eclogue 44. Obtain 3. Electrical pioneer 45. Some tides 4. Make lace 46. Fix 5. Dawn goddess 50. Not before 6. Dirty 52. Small drum 7. Double-reed woodwind 54. Arrive (abbrev.)

8. In a lewd way 55. Flutter 9. Autonomic nervous 56. Incentive system 58. Liturgy 10. Bosom

Solution on page 17 11. Fires more shots than others 12. Annoying insect 13. Collections 18. Decorative jugs 22. Mongrel 24. Widespread 26. Depend 28. Internment camp 29. Modify 30. Views 31. Greenish blue 32. Govern 33. Determine one’s position 34. Appear at county fairs

37. Trickle 38. Bristle 40. Winglike 41. Latin name for our planet 43. Intensify 44. Cringe 46. Put up with 47. Nigerian monetary unit 48. Twelve dozen 49. Anagram of “Sneer” 50. Hairdo 51. Gymnast’s feat 53. At the peak of 56. Japanese apricot 57. Bar bill

To my way of thinking, there’s nothing that can’t be cured by a big ol’ pot of beans. Except maybe bean fever.

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