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LOCAL CHATTER

By Jason Koler Thanks Marathon for Voting Us

Still eight months away from electing a new POTUS, Commander in Chief, Big Cheese of the US of A, the nation as a whole is already suffering election fatigue. Media coverage is unrelenting, tensions amongst parties is escalating. But here in the Keys, as we say, this ain’t the mainland. We like to look at the world with a little more levity to get us through the trying times. So we asked locals …

If you could write in a presidential candidate, who would it be and why?

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Internet specialist Duane Webster would go with the town’s biggest big shot. “He’s such a big dignitary. Mike Puto. He’s known to work less, talk more and point fingers.”

Nicole Irwin’s top choice would be conservative political commentator Glenn Beck.

“I like all the points he covers. He seems to actually listen to all the angles.”

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Famed engineer Steve Hurley says his wife and deputy county administrator, Christine, would be a great president. “She is dedicated to her profession, knows how to handle politicians and always puts the interests of the people she serves before her own.”

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“I would vote for Ross Perot. Remember him?” asked Robert Pembroke. “He had a solid business plan to bring this country back to life.”

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Taskforce: Go after an extra penny Marathon’s affordable housing advisors discuss funding options

By Sara Matthis

M

arathon’s affordable taskforce made two decisions on Wednesday. First, it will pass along a recommendation to the Marathon City Council that it explore an option for an extra cent on the bed tax.

Second, it will advise the City of Marathon to have staff consult with Monroe County regarding it’s “share” of bed tax money — a half cent — that is currently deposited into the county’s general revenue fund.

Both measures are an effort to fund the affordable housing needs of the Middle Keys city. The extra cent would need to be approved by the Florida legislature.

“I like the idea of an extra penny on bed taxes,” said taskforce chairman Josh Mothner.

The decision came at the end

of a long presentation of more than a dozen subjects that relate to affordable housing from cost burdened households to building tiny homes. The ideas that sparked the most interest were Community Redevelopment Areas (CRAs) and a rental assistance program modeled after Martha’s Vineyard in the Northeast.

Local attorney Frank Greenman, a longtime advocate of CRAs, cited Fort Lauderdale’s CRAs as an example — seven separate districts raised $19 million and leveraged $371 million in redevelopment projects.

“This is the type of money it will take to build affordable housing in Marathon,” Greenman said.

CRAs are made possible through state statute that allows county property tax dividends above a certain threshold to be diverted from

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businesses and residences within a specified boundary of a blighted neighborhood for a set time period. The money collected is used as incentive in public-private partnerships for development.

“The funding can only be used on the CRA plan,” Greenman said, adding that the special CRA would expire after 30 years, or less.

While Marathon Mayor Mark Senmartin likes the idea, he worries what the tax shift will

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do to the city’s coffers.

“The City of Marathon normally receives property tax revenue from Monroe County.

If that money is diverted, what would that do to our general budget?” he asked.

Christine Todd-Young, a taskforce member and also the Executive Director of Habitat for Humanity of the Middle Keys, reported her findings on a unique rental assistance program on Martha’s Vineyard.

With a similar affordable housing shortage, city leaders there were able to convince state officials to collect an extra 3 percent of property taxes. Part of the money is used to offset rents with a formula based on number of bedrooms and size of the household.

“This is something that could help us immediately, right now, to preserve the workforce,” she said, acknowledging that enforcement and eligibility, not to mention receiving the Florida legislature’s approval, are all obstacles.

“But we have to do something; the cost burden to our renters is astronomical,” she said.

The taskforce also discussed the use of “fractional allocations” to build tiny homes for affordable housing. Fractional allocations, if approved by the state, would allow the city to sidestep the number of units that can be built in the Keys and still be in compliance with the state hurricane evacuation plan.

The rationale is that smaller home dwellers often have fewer cars to impact traffic.

Discussion at the taskforce meting eventually turned to vacation rentals — not to be confused with second homes that sit vacant for most of the year.

Mothner likened vacation rentals to the “flea on the elephant of affordable housing. It doesn’t have a lot of impact.” Still, expect city officials to revisit the Gray Robinson law firm’s opinion on whether or not Marathon would be allowed to change its own vacation rental laws, without running afoul of state government.

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Keys voters go Trump and Clinton Pass flex spending for schools

By Jason Koler

M

onroe County reported 43 percent voter turnout this past Tuesday as they weighed in on the presidential race, school funding and affordable housing in Key West.

On the national level, voters in the Florida Keys largely followed the rest of the country with Republican voters giving billionaire Donald Trump a large margin victory over Florida Senator Marco Rubio.

Rubio has suspended his bid for president. Trump had nearly 30 points, or 1,620 more votes, than Rubio. Texas Senator Ted Cruz and Ohio Governor John Kasich rounded out the top four.

The Monroe County Democrats pushed Hillary Clinton closer to the nomination as she edged Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders

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by 133 votes.

Locally, voters renewed the flexible spending authorization for the Monroe County School District. The clause allows the district to move ad valorem tax dollars earmarked for capital improvements to the general operating fund that supports teacher’s salaries, school nurses and classroom supplies.

In Key West, voters squashed an idea to purchase the Perry Court housing development by more than 13 points.

Last year, elected officials proposed buying the property for approximately $55 million and deed the units for affordable housing.

Monroe County will vote again in the August 30 primary election.

Those wishing to change their party affiliation have until July 31 to do so.

We offer a community of peace, love and understanding.

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Sunday Services

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NEWS Businessman makes fundraising possible The Marathon High School swim team and Friends of the Marathon Pool would like to thank Raul Cisneros of Keys Shuttle for his recent support.

The swim team was allowed to park cars on his lot near the Marathon Community Park during the Marathon Seafood Festival. The funds raised support the swim team who must travel to Islamorada for every practice, and even farther for every swim meet. It also supports the Friends of the Marathon Pool who are working to build a community pool, open to the public, for Marathon residents and visitors. Again, our thanks to Raul Cisneros.

Leigha Fox Coach Sarah Maschal DEATH Richard D. Smith, 59, of Marathon, Florida passed away unexpectedly on March 8, 2016. Rick is survived by his mom, Diane “Dee” Smith, a local artist in Marathon; his beloved wife, Linda; sons Marc Anthony, Sgt. Jesse Pete, Richard D. Smith, Jr.; sisters Cindy Klosterman, Tedda Morris; four grandsons, Evan, Jesse Jr., Emmit, Waylon; along with many nieces and nephews.

He was preceeded in death by his dad, Peter Ronald Smith.

Smith was the owner of Rick’s Mobile Marine, which was known throughout the Keys for outstanding customer service.

He loved all watersports, remote control airplanes, and working with his hands.

He assisted with the annual Wounded Warriors Project held at Pigeon Key. In lieu of flowers, please make donations at Bank of America in Rick’s name, or at gofundme.com/inhonorofricksmith to help support his wife and teenage son with special needs.

A celebration of life will be held at Sombrero Beach in Marathon on Friday, March 18 from 4 p.m. to sunset.

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Thank you y muchas gracias The Marathon Chapter of the Organized Fishermen of Florida would like to thank our t-shirt sponsors.

Protecting and preserving working families and the waterfront for more than 60 years. Over $185,000 raised for scholarships benefitting the youth of Marathon.

Thank you for your support!

Till next year – Marathon Chapter O.F.F. Paul Lebo, President Thank you for your support!

Justin Bruland, Director year – Marathon Chapter O.F.F. Eddie Cordova, Till Alt. next Director Paul Lebo, President Bennett Orr, Treasurer Justin Bruland, Director Eddie Cordova, Alt. Director Rick Turner, Vice President Elizabeth Prieto, SecretaryBennett Orr, Treasurer Rick Turner, Vice President And the rest of the O.F.F.Elizabeth family Prieto, Secretary And the rest of the O.F.F. family

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Tom Hambright speaks about military history of the Keys

The Matecumbe Historical Trust will host an audio-visual presentation on Monday, March 21 at 6:30 p.m. at Island Community Church, MM 83. Tom Hambright, Monroe County Historian, will speak about the military history of the Keys. The presentation is free and open to the public. For more information call Barbara Edgar at 305-393-0940.

The local Color Guard can be seen around town at parades, events and fundraisers through the year, and this is the chance to support them, as they support so many local endeavors.

They will be hosting the second annual cookout and BBQ on Saturday, March 19 from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. at American Legion Post 145 in Marathon.

There will be live music, 50/50 raffles, horseshoes, a shotgun raffle drawing, cold beverages and more. Donations are used for travel expenses, uniform upkeep, and weapon maintenance. Tickets are $15 and are available at the post, or by calling Derrick Johnson at 786546-6678.

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Author Lucy Burdette will speak on Thursday, March 24 at 6 p.m. at the Islamorada library. The hour-long conversation is free and open to the public. For more information, visit keyslibraries.org.

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Marathon’s Business and Professional Women’s 19th annual Taste of the Islands scheduled for March 20 has been postponed. The Weekly will publicize the new date as soon as it is decided. For more details, call 305-731-6368.

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HOLIDAY

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Easter comes early this year Egg hunt this Saturday at Martin Luther Chapel

Find eggs at Kirk of the Keys

An Easter egg hunt will be held Saturday, March 19 at 10 a.m. for kids up to 10 years old at Martin Luther Chapel, behind Napa Auto Parts in Marathon.

For more information, call 305289-0700.

A community egg hunt will be held on Sunday, March 27 at 10:15 a.m. at Kirk of the Keys, Marathon.

Easter Bunny has A Car Wash

All are welcome to join the community of Marathon on Easter Sunday with services on Sunday, March 27 beginning at 7 a.m. at Sombrero Beach.

Please bring a chair or blanket for this annual event.

The Marathon High School and Middle School Sheriff’s Explorers are hosting an Easter Bunny car wash on Saturday, March 19 from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Iberia Bank, 5601 Overseas Highway, Marathon. For more information, call 772-215-6265.

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A Relay for Christ walk will be held on Good Friday, March 25 at 9 a.m. in Marathon and in Islamorada. For more information, call Pastor Marlin in Islamorada at 305-712-0189 and Pastor Larry in Marathon at 786-554-1285.

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Rotary Park giant egg hunt The Rotary Club of Marathon and the City of Marathon Park Department have joined forces to host the giant Easter egg hunt on Saturday, March 26 at 10 a.m. at Marathon Rotary Park, 7575 Overseas Highway, Marathon. Tons of eggs, photos with Mr. Bunny, arts and crafts, and refreshments will be provided.

Egg hunt in Big Pine Key The 16th annual Easter egg hunt will be held on Saturday, March 26 beginning promptly at 9 a.m. at Blue Heron Park on Lytton’s Way on Big Pine Key. The event is free. Age categories include 3 and under, 4-6 years old, and 7 to 10 years old. The Easter bunny will be in attendance. For more information, call Holly at 305-879-6824.

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MCT Story Slam: Bring your ‘ex-files’

Story Slam is bringing the “ex-files” on Sunday, March 20 at 7 p.m. at Marathon Community Theatre. Bring stories of an ex-love affair, ex-boss, ex-job; ex-car, or something else that you had to give up. Storytellers have five minutes to tell their true stories, with a one-minute grace period to wind it up.

Stories must be true, personal stories. Admission is $10, and the winner will receive $100.

For more information, e-mail story@marathoncommunitytheater.com.

Friends of library bring Cervenka to speak Jarda Cervenka will speak at Friends of the Marathon Library group at 2 p.m. at the parish hall at St. Columba Church, 451 52nd St. Born and raised in Prague, Jarda immigrated to the United States in the wake of the Soviet invasion of Czechoslovakia in 1968. He was a Professor of Medical Genetics at the University of Minnesota for 35 years, and is internationally renowned in the field of cytogenetics. He will talk about his recently published collection of short stories, “Celebrated Navigation.” Admission is free and open to the public.

Historical Trolley Tour features 29 points of interest The Matecumbe Historical Trust is presenting guided trolley tours throughout Islamorada on Saturday, March 19 and 26 beginning at 10 and 11:30 a.m. and 1 p.m. from Islamorada Moose Lodge, 81573 Old Highway. The tours take approximately one hour. Space is limited, reservations are recommended. Tickets can be purchased on site. Adults are $15 per person, children six and under are free. For more information, or to make reservations, contact Barbara Edgar at 305-393-0940.

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Cyndy and Howardl Livingston enjoy life on ‘Key West Time’ in paradise.

Local band to play Keystock on April 2

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n many ways, Howard Livingston personifies all that is good with the Keystock Music Festival. After all, the local music legend and festival pioneer has been instrumental since day one, integrating his uncompromising love for music with a passion for giving back — which is the fabric of the Keystock Music Festival.

Howard Livingston and the MM 24 Band will open the Keystock concert for headliners Huey Lewis and The News on Saturday, April 2 at Truman Waterfront.

Howard Livingston gave up his tie 10 years ago and switched his neckwear to a white puka shell necklace. By then, he had already written hit trop rock songs while shivering through cold winters in Chicago and a job that sent him traveling around the globe.

“I was sitting in a business meeting overseas, and someone asked me what time it was in Chicago,” he said. “I was daydreaming about my dock in Summerland and said I had no idea, I was living on Key West time.”

“Living on Key West Time” became one of Livingston’s hugely popular hits, which led to an introduction to Joe Cleghorn,

See Howard Livingston and the MM 24 Band and Huey Lewis and The News on Saturday, April 2 in Key West.

Doors open at 6 p.m.

The beach jump pit VIP tickets are $100 and is located directly in front of the stage. General admission is $40. Blankets are welcome. For tickets, visit keystix.com. owner of Lazy Lakes RV Resort located at Mile Marker 24 in the Lower Keys and the co-founder of Keystock in 2009. “He’s the real dreamer who made this all happen,” said Livingston.

After playing two Keystocks at the campground, the two quickly realized they had outgrown the area and upgraded to Truman Annex Waterfront in Key West.

What started as 3,000 people rocking out at Lazy Lakes RV Resort at the first event in 2009, which brought in country singer Cowboy Troy, Jerry Jeff Walker, and Mac McAnally at the Lower Keys location, turned into a night of jamming found nowhere else on the island chain. With more than 5,000 people coming through the gates for past events, to hear

the likes of Blood, Sweat, and Tears, Three Dog Night, Grand Funk Railroad, and The Doobie Brothers, Keystock has grown to an eventful evening with some of music’s most talented.

“It’s an incredible feat to get these names down here,” said Livingston, on the bands who have played at Keystock.

The concert funds Homes for Veterans, a nonprofit which helps veterans with housing.

Since its inception, the concerts have raised more than $250,000.

“This community never ceases to amaze me,” said Livingston.

Besides the tropical songs and great music, Livingston’s fans (and yes, he has his own fan club) look forward to seeing the famous Johnson marine outboard he hauls on stage to mix margaritas. At some events, he “sells” the first cocktail to raise money for charities such as KOA Kid’s Care Camps, which sends children with cancer to a weeklong fun camp free of charge — one of Livingston’s greatest passions.

Now, Howard’s life is all about his family, his dogs, and watching the sun set every night. And, he hasn’t put a tie back on since.

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THIS WEEKEND

Where the wild things are Florida Keys Wildlife Refuges Outdoor Fest

Marathon's Favorite Place to Party"

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his weekend brings tons of fun throughout the Keys as the Florida Keys Wildlife Refuges and the friends group FAVOR host the first Outdoor Fest. The two not-to-miss events include the family fairs, taking place on Saturday, March 19 at Crocodile Lake Refuge from 9 a.m. to noon and at Big Pine Community Park from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., following the second annual Run With Deer 5K at 8 a.m. at the Big Pine location. More than two-dozen booths will be at the TDC-funded fairs, including face painting, free T-shirts, live animal exhibits, and interactive, hands on activities. Live music by the Megan Ellis Band will be at the Big Pine event.

“The fairs are definitely worth coming out to,” said Refuge Ranger Kristie Killam. “We hope to engage families and the local community and inspire them to become wildlife and outdoor advocates.”

The weekend is full of other free events to inspire wildlife buffs, like geo caching, knot tying lessons, marsh rabbit meanders, and butterfly gardening.

Sunday brings free kayak tours leaving from Big Pine Kayak starting at 9 a.m. to noon, and a two-hour full moon paddle for a $25 donation on Monday, March 21. On Tuesday, March 22 from 6:30 to 8 p.m. the Key West Wildlife Refuge will host a free wilderness treasure event.

“It’s part of the reason why I live here; getting outdoors creates such a connection with the wildlife,” said volunteer Cricket Desmarais. “Once you get out there, everything slows down and it’s like medicine.”

Desmarais volunteers to help promote and protect the refuges. “Anything we can do as a community to protect it now and for future generations, more power to us and the creatures that live here,” she said.

Organizers hope to grow the fest bigger next year and are anticipating more people will volunteer. Since it is a Keyswide

No, it’s not the Easter Bunny — it’s a Lower Keys marsh rabbit — one of many endangered species protected by the Florida Keys National Wildlife Refuge Complex. These tiny rabbits range from Big Pine Key to Boca Chica and the out islands of the refuge backcountry.

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Where’s the butter?

Scenes from 40th Annual Marathon Seafood Fest

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elling out of lobster, stone crab, shrimp, and smoked fish dip, the 40th anniversary of the Marathon Seafood Fest will go down as a huge success. More than $7,000 from tips will be donated to local Marathon youth sports clubs and teams, and $2,600 will be split between KAIR and the Middle Keys Domestic Abuse Shelter. “In all, Marathon and our community benefited greatly from another successful event,” said Marathon Chamber of Commerce CEO Daniel Samess. “Personally, I am honored to work with such an amazing staff, event partner in O.F.F., and our volunteers to put on Marathon’s biggest and best annual event!”

— Weekly Staff report

KRISTEN LIVENGOOD & JASON KOLER/Keys Weekly 1. Volunteers are the lifeblood of the event and these O.F.F. volunteers help raise money for local scholarships while passing out the goods.

2. Marina Livengood, 4, checks out a crab at the Pigeon Key Foundation touch tank.

3. Joann Wagner, Bennett Orr, Sue Lovely, and Justin Bruland finish out Sunday volunteering behind the conch salad station.

4. Chris gets a little help up from his dad on the rock climbing wall.

5. The Outlaw Youth Basketball Team volunteers at the soda and water booth.

6. Chamber CEO Daniel Samess, Senator Anitere Flores, and County Commissioner George Neugent have excellent taste in festivals and reading material.

7. Marathon Chamber CEO Daniel Samess, Representative Carlos Curbelo and wife Cecilia, and Keys aide Nicole Rapanos drop by the Weekly booth.

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8. Fire Marshal Adam Geaneas, and Firefighter/Paramedics Matt Icobello and Mario Macias make sure the event is safe.

9. Fishermen Kelly Nichols and fiancé Eddie Cordova crack stone crab claws.

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THANK YOU for making the 2016 Original Marathon Seafood Festival a success

Keys Fisheries

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SPECIAL THANKS TO: Jeanine Christiansen • Chelsey Stewart • Mike Puto • Randy Mearns • Bennett Orr • Paul Lebo • Rick Turner • John Bartus • Glenn Faast • Joann Wagner • Justin Bruland Native Taxi & Taxi on the Run • Bill Kelly • Jimmy Schmitt & the Parks/Rec Staff • Marathon City Council • Gonzalez Brothers Landscaping • Buddy Mellette Art Stephens • Art Show • Nick Toman • Chief John Johnson & Marathon Fire & Rescue • Barbara Hewlett • Josh Struyf Sheriff Rick Ramsay, Captain Gene Thompson & MCSO • Marathon Visitor Center Staff • Leigha Fox Centennial Bank Staff • Simon Leird, Keys Security • PutYourNameOnAnything.com • Jason & Ann Long • Seth Moye • Tricia Baker In loving memory of Buddy Mellette and Keith Gustafson

Sincerely, Daniel Samess and the Greater Marathon Chamber of Commerce Board of Directors and Organized Fishermen of Florida (Marathon Chapter)

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ON FIRE THIS WEEK The teams with the highest percentage of weight loss from March 7-14 are listed below.

— Lynn Ritli

Going forward, the Weekly will list the teams that have lost the biggest percentage since the last weigh-in. That means that the leading teams may not be listed in the paper every week. The team with the highest percentage of weight loss will be revealed at the final awards party. The Weekly will also provide details about each weigh-in on its Facebook page, “Marathon Meltdown.” Join the group for updates about team successes, recipes, tips and other reminders.

Teams marked with an asterisk (*) had at least one member miss the previous weigh-in.

Although we still calculated the team’s percentage of weight loss, it was weight-loss achieved over two weeks.

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8 2 MUCH & DRUNK 2 MUCH Danielle, Paul & Tricia

-1.98%

DRAMA QUEENS Allison, Devin & Jenn

-1.21%

CHUBBIES Ben, Zoraida & Teddy

CAST A WEIGH* Michelle, Bruce & Donna -1.25%

THIN IT TO WIN IT* Ashley, Iveth & Myriam -0.27%

FOOD FIGHTERS* Dan, Chuck & George +0.22%

LET’S LOSE THE CABOOSE* Giovanna, Jamie & Eric -1.04%

OCEAN THREE Connie, Jerry & Ed -0.26%

LEAN QUEENS Kathleen, Ginger & Diane +0.22%

DIETING DIVAS* Lynny, Trish & Julie -0.89%

MISSION SLIMPOSSIBLE* Dodie, Nikki & Heather -0.23%

50 SHADES OF FIT* Cindy, Bambi & Jose +0.27%

TRIPLE THREAT John, James & Dave -0.55%

POUND PINCHERS Denise, Scott & Amanda -0.18%

FIT TO PRINT* Sara, Anneke & Kristen +0.38%

FULL FEED* Larry, Greg & Mike -0.47%

GIRTH VADER Patty, Joe & Dustin -0.15%

GOO GOO DOLLS Hillary, Stacy & Clare +0.46%

WEIGHTED DOWN* Leslie, Patrick & Liz -0.45%

HIPPO-CRITS* Kate, Kate & Heather 0%

LOSING TO WIN Mallory, Kacey & Robert +0.60%

ALREADY THE BIGGEST LOSERS David, John & Carlos -0.34%

THE LEFTOVERS Janet, Lauren & Malinda 0%

THE BURNING LIPIDS Beth, Elisa & Melissa +0.67%

BOB MARLEY TEAM* Gloria, Jan & Maria -0.31%

FLABULESS* Melissa, Marie & Syndi 0%

WAISTING AWAY Heather, Danielle & Brittany +0.68%

QUEEN BEE & CHUBBY HUBBIES* Wendy, Rodney & John -0.27%

THE DEFLATABLES Eric, Lorie & Shamera +0.15%

THE WEIGH-IN CRASHERS Javier, Viviana & Lynn +1.19%

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With four of us in the office participating in the Marathon Meltdown, we all try to help each other out. It’s a great motivator to have teammates in the office.

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SALT: SHAKE THE HABIT Sodium (salt) is a mineral found naturally in many foods but when eaten in excess can cause thirst, increased blood pressure, shortness of breath and water retention. According to the American Heart Association the average American consumes 3,440 mg per day of sodium, which is much higher than the recommended 2,300 mg per day for adults and 1,500 mg per day for adults with hypertension. Approximately 75 percent of the sodium we eat comes from processed foods and from eating out at restaurants. To reduce the amount of sodium in your diet limit the amount of processed foods you eat and use spices and herbs to season foods instead of salt.

— Dana Hartley, registered dietician, Dana.Hartley@fhcares.com Page 16 • Upper Keys Weekly • March 18, 2016

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PLANK Get into a push up position on the floor and then bend your elbows to rest forearms on the ground at a 90-degree angle. Elbows should be under the shoulders and the body should make a straight line from your shoulders to your feet (don’t let your middle sag, or push your behind into the air). This exercise is very good for the abs, but also makes strong shoulders and a lower back. Work up to holding the plank position for two minutes.

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Recipe DARK CHOCOLATE BANANA BITES (4 servings= 165 calories each)

parchment paper. Return the chocolate dipped bananas to the freezer, and freeze until the chocolate is set. Serve or transfer them to a container with a lid, and freeze them for snacking later!

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Ingredients: 1 bar (3 ounces) dark chocolate 2 bananas, ripe but firm

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Directions: Slice the bananas into quarter-inch thick slices. Place the slices on a piece of parchment paper, and freeze them until they are firm (about a half hour). Melt the chocolate gently in a double boiler, or a glass bowl set in a pan of water. Using a toothpick, dip the bananas into the chocolate and place them back onto the

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DATES Friday, March 18 • FAVOR Summerland Bay Kayak meet at 8:45 a.m. at Key Deer Refuge Visitor’s Center, Big Pine Key. • Sol Shine Yoga’s free 108 Spring Equinox Sun Salutations from 6 to 9 p.m. at Marathon Community Park.

Keystock 2016 Saturday, April 2nd at the Truman Waterfront in Key West • Gates Open at 6:00 pm General Admission Tickets: $40 visit:www.keystix.com VIP Seating $100 call: 305-745-1079

Saturday, March 19 • Wildlife and Outdoor Fair from 9 a.m. to noon at Crocodile Lake National Wildlife Refuge in the Upper Keys and from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at Big Pine Key Community Park.

• Color Guard BBQ Cookout from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. at American Legion Post 154, Marathon.

• Sheriff Explorers Car Wash with the Easter Bunny from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Iberia Bank, next to McDonald’s in Marathon.

• Car show from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at Curry Hammock State Park, Grassy Key. • Historical Trolley Tours at 10 a.m., 11:30 a.m. and 1 p.m. from Islamorada Moose Lodge.

• Wellness fair from 9 a.m. to noon at Mariners Hospital, MM 91.5.

Brought to you by: TWO FRIENDS PATIO RESTAURANT & HOMES FOR VETERANS, INC. along with Howard Livingston and The Florida Keys Ocean Festival

Sunday, March 20 • Story Slam: The Ex Files at 7 p.m. at Marathon Community Theatre.

Monday, March 21 • Historian Tom Hambright speaks about Florida Keys military at 6:30 p.m. at Island Community Church, MM 83.

Thursday, March 23 • Jarda Cervenka speaking at friends group at 2 p.m. at St. Columba Church, Marathon.

Thursday, March 24 • Meet the author: Lucy Burdette at 6 p.m. at Islamorada library.

Saturday, March 26 • Historical Trolley Tours at 10 a.m., 11:30 a.m. and 1 p.m. from Islamorada Moose Lodge.

Thursday, March 31 • Free Caribbean Fish ID class at 7 p.m. at REEF Headquarters, MM 98.3.

Friday, April 1 • Relay for Life at Marathon Community Park.

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GIVING Animal shelter organizes two ‘fun-raisers’ Paws & Shop and Coins 4 Critters next weekend Weekly Staff report

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iddle Keys residents can make a day of shopping, dining and cocktail sipping while supporting a good cause during two events for the Florida Keys SPCA on Saturday, March 26.

DK’s Beach Boutique, on Key Colony Beach, is sponsoring a “Paws & Shop” event, between 10 a.m. and 5:30 p.m., showcasing its latest fashions – comfortably Zen women’s clothing, beach wear, sandals, jewelry, eclectic accessories, gifts, as well as a new men’s line of clothing and footwear.

Owners Donna Kirchner and

DK’s Beach Boutique is having a special sale to support the Marathon animal shelter on Saturday, March 26.

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OPENING Tuesday!

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We are looking for prospects for our gang!

Mia Molek are donating a portion of all sales during the oneday shopping extravaganza to the FKSPCA. “We have fantastic colorful pieces for spring, comfy fabrics, bright patterns that make a bold statement,” said Kirchner.

After some retail therapy, animal lovers are invited to head over to Key Colony Inn for a lighthearted “Coins 4 Critters” change drive Saturday evening.

Live musical entertainment

by John Bartus and delicious specials are on tap for diners and drinkers, and FKSPCA donation jars are to be on hand for collecting coins to empty your pockets and purses of loose change. Pet treats and food donations are also welcomed and appreciated.

The fundraisers are a necessity. According to Florida Keys SPCA Director Tammy Fox, the Marathon shelter needs to raise an additional $72,000 above and beyond what it receives contractually from Monroe County to operate the shelter. More events are planned throughout the year to support some of the new programs instituted when the FKSPCA assumed control of the shelter in October.

For instance, the “6/60” program offers free adoption of shelter animals over 6 years old to seniors over 60 years old.

“Seniors can offer a calm environment for the pet to live out the rest of its years happily,” Fox said.

The shelter has already started a pet food pantry, as well, in conjunction with KAIR. The public can drop off donations to the shelter on Aviation Drive and families or individuals in crisis can retrieve the cat food and dog food from KAIR. The FKSPCA also offers free shelter for the pets of domestic abuse victims until he or she is back on their feet.

“We don’t want people to stay in a bad situation because their pet has no place to go.

Sometimes a loved animal is the only thing keeping a person there,” Fox said.

The FKSPCA shelter in Marathon is located at 10550 Aviation Boulevard.

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GO WILD IN THE KEYS!

WILDLIFE

Bird in training

March 16 - 22, 2016

Betsy the Pelican retires, others audition for the role

SARA MATTHIS/Keys Weekly

Key Largo to Key West

Shannon Aument, assistant director at the Marathon Wild Bird Center, works with a cormorant on Coco Plum Beach. She’s training it to be an education bird.

Birding, Wildlife, & Photo Tours “Run with Deer” 5K Race Evening Star, Moth, & Crocodile Programs Backcountry Kayak Excursions

By Sara Matthis

“I

s that a bird?” Passersby on Coco Plum Beach marveled at the sight of Shannon Aument of the Marathon Wild Bird Center working with a cormorant earlier this week. She waded out in the water with it and let it flap around in the seawater. Then she waded back to shore and the bird followed.

“Absolute trust,” Aument said.

“That’s our goal. The bird has to trust us completely.”

The cormorant is auditioning for the role of “education” bird — used for Marathon Wild Bird Center’s traveling exhibits at fairs and schools. Because it has limited vision in one eye, and none in the other, it cannot be released into the wild.

“Here, give him a scratch,” Aument said, offering the bird now perched on her arm, protected by a leather gauntlet.

“He has to get used to people.”

The Marathon Wild Bird Center has a variety of “education” birds that will have a chance WILD

to shine now that Betsy the Pelican (once featured on a Weekly magazine cover) is ready to retire.

“The Marathon Seafood Festival was Betsy’s last public appearance,” said Kelly Grinter, executive director of the Marathon Wild Bird Center. How old is Betsy? “Well, we know she’s at least 20 years old, but pelicans can live to be 50 years old in captivity. For all we know, she’s 48 and just not saying.”

Coming up through the ranks are a few other birds.

Sweetie is an American Kestrel of Cuban descent who was raised as a pet by a well-meaning, but law-breaking, individual who deprived the migratory bird of natural survival skills.

Sartore is a sandwich tern with some physical disabilities. Sartore was so named after famed National Geographic photographer Joel Sartore who recently stopped by the bird center to shoot his picture. Both of those birds are friendly and good with the public.

Bella the brown booby isn’t

For all we know, she’s 48 and just not saying.

— Kelly Grinter on Betsy the Pelican

as good with the public (she bites), but she still makes the rounds in a traveling habitat.

“Bella likes to be out. She enjoys people watching as much as people like looking at birds,” said Grinter. “I don’t think you can train an education bird, more like feel them out for the position. Personality is key. You have to pick a bird with the right personality.”

The cormorant has yet to be named, and the experts can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl, but they are soliciting name ideas. Friend the Marathon Wild Bird Center on Facebook or email wildbirdmarathon@gmail.com with a suggestion.

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event, spanning 100 miles, volunteers are needed from Key Largo to Key West.

The refuges include National Key Deer Refuge on Big Pine Key, Crocodile Lake Refuge in Key Largo, the Great White Heron Refuge, which ranges from Big Pine Key to Key West, and the Key West Wildlife Refuge.

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across sandflats and through mangroves pique her interest, while Killam can’t wait for the family fest.

“Our goal is to get people excited to get outdoors, especially in the refuges, and how to do it in a wildlife friendly manner,” Killam said.

The roster includes more than 50 events happening through Tuesday, March 22. To see the full list, visit favorfloridakeys.org/outdoor-fest.

Family-Friendly Wildlife Fairs Intro to Geocaching

Register Online Today!

Events are mostly FREE but space is limited.

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DRINK

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Especially for Partials.

Mimi and Ed Brittner. former Keys residents

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Our Number One Focus is Your Comfort New Patients Welcome!

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Dr. Troxel was our beloved Dentist for 15 years when we lived in the Keys. We moved to Pennsylvania recently, and had to find a Dentist to make Ed a new partial. It was a disaster.

So, we decided to take a vacation in the Keys and see Dr. Troxel.

My new partial is a work of art. He’s so caring and precise.

When it comes to caring for my teeth, I found a huge gap.

Katy Kennedy takes on the Marathon Seafood Fest and chats about Hurricane cocktails.

Hurricane Bar and Grill

By Kristen Livengood

Christopher D. Golden, D.M.D. Big Pine Key • 305-872-4272 & www.keysdentist.com

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Join us for the largest family-oriented event in the Keys!

Free admission & parking • Reserved seating available

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hen her gas light came on while driving to Key West in her move from New Orleans, Katy Kennedy made a pit stop in Marathon to refill her gas tank and stop for a beer at The ‘Cane. “Honestly, it just kind of fell in my lap,” she said of her 11 ½ years bartending gig at the Hurricane Bar and Grille. “I just happened to walk in and have a beer with the owner, and he said he was looking to hire a bartender.”

That family feeling is what has kept her in Marathon for all these years. “Working at the ‘Cane is great because we’re a family,” she said. “We are all friends. It’s a job, but it’s fun.

It’s the perfect mom-and-pop place.”

She has a couple favorites behind the bar. Her personal choice is a Woodchuck Cider, sometimes slamming it with a Goldschläger bomb. “Woodchuck is the best brand ever,” she said, adding that it goes great with the smokehouse burger. “It’s gotten really popular lately.”

Another favorite is the Where the Eff Did I Park My Car? “It’s a lot of liquor, 11 ingredients in all, and tastes like a fruit punch,” she said of the shot that has some guests choosing a cab.

“It’s not on the menu, so it’s really a local’s favorite.”

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MUSIC

The Disabled American Veterans Hall in Marathon, FL is available for rental for private use for any civic purpose.

Bay Jam 22 features eight acts

However, the Disabled American Veterans Organization and Disabled American Veterans Chapter #122, does not endorse or support any religious organization, political candidate or political party by its agreement to rent our hall.

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Contributed

To our BUYERS and SELLERS. We hope you enjoy your new homes.

Lynn B. Lucas, P.A. - Represented the Buyers of 508 88th St. Ocean, Marathon

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Coco Plum Yacht Club, $129,000 to $149,000. Harbor Cay Club, Marathon $69,000. Two fabulous options, call for details.

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305-731-9075 StacieInTheKeys@gmail.com Page 24 • Marathon Weekly • March 18, 2016

The Strangled Darlings are back again for another Bay Jam on Sunday, April 3.

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lorida Swamp-Rock, Reggae and edgy Americana to Country and homegrown Keys music, the 22nd Annual Bay Jam will have music for everyone. This year, Logan Brill, lauded by Rolling Stone magazine as one of “10 New Country Artists You Need to Know,” is a featured performer in the annual Florida Keys music festival.

Set for Sunday, April 3 at the ICE Amphitheater in Islamorada Founders Park, MM 87, gates open at 10 a.m. and music starts at 11 a.m. Tickets are $15, children 12 and under are free.

“This year’s Bay Jam brings back some of our favorite performers including Kevens, Big Harvest, Strangled Darlings, Raiford Starke, and our own Leah and the Aviators,” said David Feder, president of ICE. “We also have outstanding performers making their Bay Jam debut this year, including Logan Brill, named a “wake up call for Nashville” by Huffington Post; Sam Weis, a twelve-string guitar virtuoso; Cleveland’s Joe Morehead Band; and world renowned bandleader/bassist Freebo.”

Bay Jam is a family-friendly day of music and fun in a spectacular setting on the Florida Bay. Concertgoers can enjoy a swim at the bay-front beach just steps away from the ICE Amphitheater stage, check out

THE MUSIC • Logan Brill is a refreshingly authentic sound imbued with a bluesy Americana grit and a stunning voice that goes toe-to-toe with Nashville’s finest, the young Knoxville native opts for grit and authenticity over pristine pop in her song choices. Drawing comparisons to Bonnie Raitt, Brandi Carlile and Mary Chapin Carpenter, Brill has been highlighted in Rolling Stone, Billboard, Huffington Post, CMT, Southern Living, LA Times, and Country Weekly, to name a few.

• Sam Weis is a 12-string guitar virtuoso and singer-songwriter. Her rich alto voice showcases her insightful lyrics and solid songwriting prowess. Sam has shared the stage with guitar greats Leo Kottke, Robbie Basho and John Fahey. She is the winner of two Native American Music Association awards for her guitar work and recipient of two ASCAP Awards for songwriting.

• Freebo is a richly gifted and distinctive songwriter and renowned bassist for Crosby Stills & Nash, John Mayall, Ringo Starr, Neil Young, and Dr. John. His original music inspires and enlightens in the best of ways.

• Kevens is known for a unique fusion of Reggae, rock, and lush drum-n-bass with a distinct brand of performance art.

Kevens has performed worldwide and continues to be a force for the Reggae spirit of “One Love.”

• Raiford Starke is a Southern swamp-boogie songwriter/ guitarist, a true American original who plays high-energy south Florida flavored swamp-rock with a jagged edge.

• Leah and the Aviators are best described as Florence and the Machine meets Sara Bareilles in the Bermuda Triangle, uniquely melding Alternative Rock and Jazz with a seasoned band and a siren’s voice.

• Big Harvest from South Florida (formerly 4th Dimension) features a buoyant Reggae sound with catchy hooks, layered harmonies and electric guitar riffs.

• Strangled Darlings are an edgy Portland, Oregon duo with a unique take on Americana/Folk and the crowd favorite at last year’s Bay Jam. • Joe Morehead Band, from gritty Cleveland, Ohio, surprises with sublime-flavored songwriting and a laid-back island vibe. arts and crafts vendors from all over the country and sample wide variety of great food and local beer. Attendees can bring blankets and lawn chairs, but coolers are not permitted. For complete details, go to www.

keysice.com.

ICE…cool entertainment is a non-profit organization dedicated to bringing quality entertainment to Upper Keys and arts grants to local students.

Page 24 • Upper Keys Weekly • March 18, 2016

City of Marathon City Council Agenda

Marathon Government Center, 2798 Overseas Hwy., Marathon Tuesday, March 22nd, 2016 5:30 P.M. (* Denotes Item Is Passed By Consent Upon Approval Of Agenda) Public Comments taken on all items and at 6:30pm time certain for items not on the agenda or as soon as possible thereafter or after the last agenda item; whichever comes first.

City Council Items *A. Approval of Minutes B. Restore Act Advisory Committee Appointment of A Councilmember C. Community Stakeholder and City Employee for Interlocal Task Force for Reduction of Flood Insurance through CRS Discussion (Mayor Senmartin) D. Florida Water Professionals Month Proclamation E. Civil Fine Rather Than A Misdemeanor Criminal Offense For Possession Of Marijuana Discussion (Councilmember Bartus) F. Prohibiting New Transient Units from Market Rate Units Discussion G. Community Announcements City Manager Report A. Planning Department Report B. Public Works Department Report C. Marathon Fire Rescue Department Report D. Parks Department Report E. Draft Ordinance for Inflow and Infiltration Regulations Quasi-Judicial Public Hearings A. Approving A Request For An Extension Of A Development Agreement For Boat Works Investment, LLC, For The Redevelopment Of An Existing Boat Repair Marina Facility With Boat Slips, And Existing Commercial Floor Area, Located At 700 39th Street Gulf, Mile Marker 48.5-49 And Is Legally Described As Part Of Block 2 And All Of Block 5, Lots 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 & 19, Marathon Beach, Key Vaca, Monroe County, Florida RE# 00337390-000000, 00103480-000100, 00337270-000000, 00337280-000000, 00337290-000000, 00337300-000000, 00337310-000000, 00337470-000000, 00337380-000000 And 00337330-000000, Providing For Conditions And Requirements Of Development, Including But Not Limited To, The Provisions For Affordable/Workforce Housing, Buffers Building Heights, Setbacks, And Other Requirements.

Resolutions for Adoption A. Resolution 2016-26, Opposing The Proposed Draft Vacant Lot Retirement And Hotel Unity Allocation Rule, Also Known As “3 For 1 Rule”, Within The Florida Keys Area Of State Critical Concern; Providing For Transmittal; And Providing For An Effective Date B. Resolution 2016-27, Approval of The Final Ranking Of Applications In The Residential Building Permit Allocation System (RBPAS) For Year 24, Period 2 (January 14, 2016 To July 13, 2016). *C. Resolution 2016-28, Approving the Reimbursement of Funds For The Sewer Lateral Connection for Tarpon Harbor to Marathon Ocean Housing, LLC in The Amount Not To Exceed $94,161.42, Which Qualifies For Reimbursement Under FDEP Grant LP44041; Authorizing The City Manager To Execute The Contract And Expend Budgeted Funds On Behalf Of The City and Providing for An Effective Date. *D. Resolution 2016-29, Approving The Award Of Two First Time Home Buyer Loans In The Amount Of $10,000 Each; Authorizing The Program Administrator To Prepare Loan Packages For These Two Qualified And Approved Applicants On The Ranking List For Disbursement Of Loan Funds From The City; Appropriating Funds From The City’s Affordable Housing Trust Fund For The Loans And Program Administration; And Authorizing The City Attorney And City Manager To Execute Documents And Take All Actions Necessary To Implement This Resolution And To Expend Appropriated Funds On Behalf Of The City; And Providing For An Effective Date.

Joanne T. Zimmerman, Certified Public Acountant

Joanne T. Zimmerman started her accounting business in 1978 while living in Jacksonville, Fla. and enjoys working with startup and small businesses to help them grow. She specializes in taxes, financial statements, bookkeeping services, payroll, consulting.

“Building relationships with my clients by learning what they do and giving each one personalized service,” is what Zimmerman says is her key to success. “I will adjust my schedule to meet my client’s needs.”

She will take the necessary time to make sure her clients understand their financial and tax positions enabling them to plan and make decisions for their business and personal finances.

“Communication is key to helping my clients and I will never make them feel intimidated,” she said. “I want my clients to know that they can contact me any time with questions and, if I do not know the answer, I will research the issue and get back with them.”

Zimmerman has owned a house in the Keys since 1982. “I couldn’t ask for a better place to live,” she said. “Marathon is a wonderful community and I am enjoying working with local individuals and business owners.

She has also been board member of Dolphin Research Center since 2007 and is the current chairperson. She is a member of American Institute of Certified Public Accountants, Florida Institute of Certified Public Accountants, American Women’s Society of Certified Public Accountants, and is a Chartered Global Management Accountant.

Location: 5701 Overseas Hwy, Suite 1, Marathon, Florida 333050 Phone: 305-432-9213 Email: jzimmertax1040@aol.com

*E. Resolution 2016-30, Retroactively Adopting Amendment No. 7 To The Community Development Block Grant (CDBG) Contract No. 11DB-C5-11-54-02-H16 Between The City Of Marathon And The State Of Florida Department Of Economic Opportunity (DEO), Requesting A Grant Deadline Extension Until June 30, 2016; Authorizing The Retroactive Approval Of The Execution of The Seventh Amendment On Behalf Of The City; And Providing For An Effective Date *F. Resolution 2016-31, Approving Agreement No. MV181 For CVA15-761 With The Department Of Environmental Protection Clean Vessel Act Grant Program And Authorizing Acceptance Of $51,549.38 In Grant Funding For Replacement Of Pumpout Equipment, Operations, Maintenance And Repairs Of Pumpout Equipment; Authorizing The City Manager To Execute The Agreement; Providing For Conflicts; Severability; And An Effective Date.

The public hearings will commence at 5:30 p.m., or as soon thereafter as business permits, in the Marathon Government Center, EOC Room, 2798 Overseas Highway, Marathon, FL. All interested persons are invited to attend the meeting and participate in the discussion; or, written comments may be sent to the City of Marathon, c/o City Clerk, 9805 Overseas Hwy, Marathon, FL 33050. Pursuant to Section 286.0105, Florida Statutes, if a person decides to appeal any decision made by the City Council with respect to any z matter considered at such hearing or meeting, one will need a record of the proceedings and for such purpose that person may need to ensure that a verbatim record of the proceedings is made; such record includes the testimony and evidence upon which the appeal is to be based. ADA Assistance: Anyone needing special assistance at the City Council hearing due to disability should contact the City of Marathon Attorney at (305) 289-4130 at least two days prior thereto. Please contact the City Clerk at clavierd@ci.marathon.fl.us if you would like to receive any of the items on the agenda by email.

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To our BUYERS and SELLERS. We hope you enjoy your new homes.

Lynn B. Lucas, P.A. - Represented the Sellers of 316 E. Seaview Drive, Duck Key

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Sam Williams PA, Realtor

Sam.Williams@ColdwellBanker.com (305) 289-6559 ASK ME HOW I CAN GET YOU INTO THIS PROPERTY FOR APPROX. 12K DOWN!

1052 James, Marathon Brand new construction.

Granite counter tops, stainless steel appliances, impact windows and doors, exterior Hardi board, covered porch.

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424 Harbour Drive, Duck Key Florida Keys Luxury! 3BR/2BA Over 2300 sq ft of open water views on exclusive Harbour Drive. CBS Construction, elevated on stilts. Kitchen updated w/all new stainless appliances & granite counters Backyard set for entertaining: Pool,Tiki, Hot Tub & Dock complete w/water, power and plenty of seating facing due west to the crystal clear waters the Keys are known for. $1,595,000

308 Pine Tree Street, Duck Key Over 1 half acre of Oceanfront in Exclusive Duck Key FL! Facing the open waters of the Atlantic Ocean, brand new pool, gazebo w/ bridge walkway over new concrete pond and lush landscaping. 138 ft of solid concrete dock. Garage for 2 vehicles and golf cart (included in sale). $3,795,0003BR/3BA $3,795,000

102 Avenue K, Marathon Come enjoy the Ocean Views that this updated 3BR/2BA home has to offer. Granite, stainless steel appliances, tile floor, updated bathrooms, high ceilings. Huge 3rd floor Master Suite. Garage, privacy fence, patios, gorgeous backyard with fire pit and Pergola for shade. Huge lot with tons of room for storage and a pool. $459,000

11322 3rd Avenue, Ocean Completely renovated in 2007-walls, floors, full electric, roof, concrete dock, boat lift, screened in porch, outdoor shower w/hot & cold water, floating dock, accordion shutters.

3BR/1BA $534,900

11332 3rd Ave, Ocean, Marathon Everything new! Plumbing, electric, window, doors, roof, etc. All done in last few years. Super clean and current wind mit on file so all insurances quotes total about 3700 a year for everything. Too many upgrades to list. It's vacant, empty and easy to show. $339,000

11325 3rd Avenue, Ocean, Marathon Location, Location, Location!!! Gorgeously appointed 4bed 4bath canal front home w/open water views, tiki hut, boat lift, 70ft/dock, clean water flow through canal with easy access to both Ocean and Gulf in minutes, near to shopping & restaurants, 2nd floor master suite, new impact windows, stainless appliances and sile stone counter tops, rod/reel shed, bait freezers, stainless fish clean table w/commercial sprayer. House comes fully furnished w/exception of a few items. $879,000

Current Pendings:

2821 Dolphin Drive • 235 A Sombrero Beach Road • 56 7th Street, Key Colony • 206 Corsair Road, Duck Key

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Current Solds:

77 Coral Lane, Key Colony

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COMMUNITY NEWS Teachers help KAIR

To our BUYERS and SELLERS. We hope you enjoy your new homes.

Contributed

KRISTEN LIVENGOOD/Keys Weekly

The ADK (Alpha Delta Kappa) International teacher’s sorority recently held a fundraiser for KAIR with the support of Publix Super Market store management. The members were able to collect $314.26 in cash and more than 500 pounds of food. Pictured are Kim Caton, left, Toni Appel, Rosa Rios, Rita Cadwell, Martha Paulson and Karen Doyle.

Lynn B. Lucas, P.A. - Represented the Sellers of 319 N. Anglers Dr, Marathon

MHS signs new Take Stock students

BRIEFLY Last cemetery stroll is this Saturday The last Key West Cemetery Stroll of 2016 is planned for Saturday, March 19 at 9:30, 9:50, and 10 a.m. departing from inside the Windsor Lane gate on 4th Ave. During the stroll, interpreters will tell stories of the deceased in brief monologues.

Reservations are necessary, and can be made by calling 305304-1453. A donation of $10 is recommended. Retired and active military and students are admitted free with ID. The tour will take approximately 90 minutes. Participants should wear comfortable shoes and plan to walk more than a mile on uneven ground. Bottled water will be provided.

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Every year, the Take Stock in Children program recruits not only adult mentors, but also the right type of student. Marathon High School recently inducted its new crop of kids. Pictured are Take Stock College Success Coach Katrina Wiatt, with students Cesar Gomez, sophomore; Eric Rizo, freshman; Monroe County School Superintendent Mark Porter; Evelyn Cisneros, sophomore; Charles Williams, freshman; Take Stock Advocate and Monroe County Education Foundation Board Member Judge Ruth Becker; Magdiel Rodriguez, freshman; Joshuwa Brown, sophomore; Leslie Rodriguez, fresman; and MHS Principal Wendy McPherson.

Intern Wanted Weekly seeking candidate with good photography, writing and communication skills for part-time position. Please email sara@keysweekly.com.

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COMMUNITY NEWS Sponsors help Relay for Life Monroe County Sheriff’s Linda Mixon, left, poses with the Florida Keys Electric Co-op’s T.J. Patterson. Mixon has been instrumental in collecting funds from the community to sponsor the upcoming Relay for Life celebration on Friday, April 1.

Sponsors include Knights Key and Pritam Singh, Marathon BPW, Marathon Zonta, FKEC, Jan Burch, Marathon Bike Rentals, Promotion Guy, Marathon Chamber of Commerce, Florida Keys Federal Credit Union, The Jet Center, Capt. Hooks, Frank’s Grill, Marathon Garbage Service and Lazy Days.

Lounge & Liquor

The Tradition Continues!

Lunch Specials

Monday-Friday 11am-2pm Freddie, Scott & Rich Friday & Saturday

Rich Storm Mondays

Freddie Bye Tuesday & Thursday

What Happens At the monkey stays at the monkey

Happy Hour 7 Days 4pm-8pm

Package Store

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BRIEFLY Backcountry bird program Is at Eco-Discovery Center Join the Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, and Avian Research and Conservation Institute for a free program on

Tuesday, March 22 from 6:30 to 8 p.m.at Eco-Discovery Center in Key West to find out more about the magnificent birds and other wildlife species that live in the backcountry. A brief summary of marine zoning and a short introduction to the refuges, including why they were established

and the wildlife and habitats they conserve and protect, will be discussed. Keynote speaker Dr. Ken Meyer will discuss “Bird Conservation in the Florida Keys: Species and Habitats of Global Significance.”

Shipwreck treasure subject of talk

The Key West Art & Historical Society welcomes photographer, publicist, and historic shipwreck professional Carol Tedesco on Thursday, March 24 from 6 to 7 p.m. at the Custom House Museum for a 50-minute presentation on Florida’s 1622 Fleet shipwrecks. Those who own Spanish Colonial silver coins and wish to know more about them are invited to bring them to the presentation. Tickets $5 for members, $10 for nonmembers and are available at kwahs.org/learn.

‘Mystics and Maestros’ raises funds for United Way

United Way of the Florida Keys will be the featured nonprofit at the “Mystics and Maestros” fundraiser Thursday, March 24 from 6 to 9 p.m. at the Patio Bar at Southernmost Inn in Key West.

The fundraiser will include works from local artists, photographers, and painters and will feature performances by local musicians.

Patrons will receive a free drink by bringing one of the following for donation to United Way — a pack of diapers, formula, a baby bottle, or toiletries like toilet paper.

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PLATINUM SPONSORS

Sheila and Steve Cook • Lynn Voit GOLD SPONSORS American Caribbean Real Estate • C.B. Schmitt Real Estate Company • Dogs En Vogue Salon • Dr. Charles and Sandra Neiditz • Florida Keys Electric Cooperative • Holiday Inn Express • Jack and Barbara Kelley • Sarah Cizmas, Financial Advisor Edward Jones • Tom and Rachael Cizmas

SILVER SPONSORS California Wine Company • Centennial Bank • Discount Rock and Sand • DJ Tito and the EJM Boys • Dr. Edward Collins and Terry Lynn Kelly • First State Bank of the Florida Keys • Hal Schuhmacher, P.A. • Hawk’s Cay • Iberia Bank • Marathon Garbage Service • Pamela C. Dobson • Precision Pools, John Miller • Rotary Club of Marathon • Royal Crest Builders • San Pablo Catholic Church • The Lookout Foundation • Tranquility Bay Beach House Resort • Tropical Designs, Kevin W. Roberts • Troy and Lisa Lotane

BRONZE SPONSORS Artic -Temp • Betty Walker • Caton Aluminum and Glass • Charles Deutermann • Charles Miller Construction • Susan Collins • Concrete Analysis and Testing Laboratories • D’Asign Source LLC • Dot Palm, Inc. • Florida Keys Contractors Association • Greater Marathon Chamber of Commerce • Island Breeze Realty • Jim’s Extreme Cleaning Service • John Wolfe, P.A. • Key Colony Beach Motel • Key Colony Beach Realty • Keys Federal Credit Union • Keys Insurance • Larry and Nancy Lewis • Marathon Air Conditioning and Appliances • Marathon Chapter Organized Fishermen of Florida • Marathon Lumber and Building Supply • Marathon, Tire, Lube and More • Marathon Veterinary Hospital • MarathonVacation.com Re/Max All Keys Real Estate • Matlock’s Welding and Fabrication • NAPA Auto Parts, Marathon • Nicole Cremata, OD PA, Precision Eye Care • Presbyterian Kirk of the Keys • R.D. Painting of the Florida Keys • Royal Furniture • Shaw’s Home Maintenance and Landscaping • Shelter Bay Marine • St. Columba Episcopal Church • The Cabana Club, April Tracy • The Stuffed Pig • Tilden’s Scuba Center

AWARD SPONSORS All Keys Glass • Bill and Penny Ludwin • Coastal Docks • Coconut Cay Resort and Marina • David and Cheryl Massey • David and Patricia Potipcoe • Dr. Thomas Kiefer • Delores Lorenzo • Frank’s Grill • Trish Farthing • Jim and Mary Colby • Key Colony Beach Inn • Keys Shuttle • Law Office of William Heffernan • Lupe and Harry Rix • Marathon Auto and Marine • Mile Marker Party Rentals • Optical Shoppe • Panda House Restaurant • Phyllis Michaelis • Sandy Bachman and Tom DiFransico • Specialty Hardware • The UPS Store • Windswept

MANY, MANY THANKS TO Our MC Jason Koler of Keys Weekly Newspapers • The Southernmost Runners Club - Don and Mary Ann Nelson • Monroe County Tourist Development Council • Beth Moyes of Theme Runs • Karen McKeon, Photographer • Web designer Michael Krevat • Facebook Administrator Sarah Cizmas • Silent Auction Lynn Voit • Centennial Bank • All of the volunteers

MUCH APPRECIATION TO Capt. Gene Thompson of Monroe County Sheriff’s Department and Reservists Don Prince, Jane Martinson and Paul Petek • Keys Weekly Newspapers • The City of Marathon - Jimmy Schmitt, Eduardo Aidana, Charlotte Quinn, Ann Hogan, and Carlos Solis • S&H Vending - Harry and Sharon Wagner • Randy Mearns, Deb and crew of Marathon Sign • Bagel Island Deli • Leigh Ann’s Coffee House • Dennis Gormley • Fish Tales • Michelob Beer • Marathon Garbage Service • Zonta Club •

AUCTION DONORS Lynn Voit • Sea Dragon • Marjorie Morgan • Kennedy’s Uniques • Ocean Gardens • Lance Lichten • Hideaway • Becky Godchaux • Holiday Inn Express • Seven Mile Bridge Run

SUPERGRAND PRIZE DONORS

Tranquility Bay • Hawk's Cay GRAND PRIZE DONORS Tilden’s Scuba Center • Dolphin Research Center • Florida Keys Country Club • Sundance Watersports • Aquarium Encounters

RAFFLE DONORS A Cut Above • Barracuda Grill • Brutus Seafood • Burdine’s Bar and Grill • Casa Casa Interiors • Cracked Conch • Curley’s Coffee • Garden Treasures - Joe Paskalik • Island Tiki Bar and Grill • Key Colony Beach Golf Course • Marathon Auto and Marine • Marathon Garden Club • Midas Touch Jewelry Store • Overseas Outfitters • Pigeon Key Foundation • Porky’s Bayside Restaurant and Marina • Salon Blanco • SALT Sea, Air, Land Technologies • Sweet Savannah’s • The Stuffed Pig • The Turtle Hospital

SUNDAY FITBLITZ Marathon Zumba • Island Yoga • Pilates in Paradise • Keys Strength • Natalie Smith, Natural Paths and Fitness • Rowbotics • Keys Kayak

RACE COMMITTEE Chair Marjorie Roberts, Sande Neiditz, Lisa Lotane, Suzy Curry, Sarah Cizmas, Penny Ludwin, Doug Mayer, Terry Lynn Kelly, Lynn Voit, Kim Caton, T.J. Patterson, Nancy Davis.

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BRIEFLY Classic Car Show set for Curry Hammock State Park

Now open

TO THE PUBLIC!

EARLY BIRD SPECIALS EVERYDAY FROM 3:30 TO 5:30.

Excluding Holidays FULL EXCEPTIONAL DINNERS WITH SALAD AND DESSERT FROM $11.95 TO $16.95.

18-Hole Golf Course

PRIME RIB, STRIP STEAK, TENDERLOIN KABOBS, ROASTED TURKEY, CRAB CAKE, SHRIMP DISHES, CHICKEN AND PASTA DISHES.

FootGolf Tennis Courts

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Daily Lunch & Dinner Specials

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Stone Grill Dining (for Steak & Seafood) HAPPY HOUR 7 Days a Week 11:30 am – 6 pm Food & Drink Specials at the Bar

CAFE & BAR Now Open for Lunch & Dinner!

Daily Chef’s Specials Indoor/Outdoor Wedding & Banquet Facilities

Open 11:30 a.m. – 10 p.m.

305-743-5516 3660 Overseas Highway, Marathon, FL Directly Across from Marathon City Park, MM 49

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Order now for your Easter treats

Key Limes Pies made Daily!

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Assorted Cupcakes baked daily

Almond • Chocolate Feta & Spinach Best Bread Pudding in the Keys!

Free federal income tax preparation and e-filing by AARP TaxAide volunteers will be available through April 14 for middle- and low-income taxpayers at Marathon Senior Center on Tuesdays from 1:30 to 4:30 p.m.; Key Largo Library on Wednesdays from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.; and at Big Pine Senior Center on Thursdays from 1:30 to 4:30 p.m.

Special attention is given to those age 60 and older, but this help is available to all. Taxpayers are helped on a first-come, first-served basis. Bring a copy of last year’s tax return, current year’s tax information, social security cards for yourself and any dependents, photo ID, details of your health insurance coverage, and any other pertinent information.

24 small batch ice creams!

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World Famous Cupcakes

Brand new merchandise for boys and girls!

Croissants

The third annual Classic Car Show will be held on Saturday, March 19 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at Curry Hammock State Park, MM 57. The car show will be held in the day use area, providing plenty of space for participants and visitors. Food and drink will be available for purchase through the Citizens Support Organization. No registration fees apply for show vehicles, but pre-register as space is limited by calling the ranger station at 305-289-2690.

Regular day use fees apply for park visitors.

Bakeshop and Ice Cream Café

Cookies, Chocolate Covered Pretzels, Fudge, Gourmet Cheesecakes, Custom Cakes and So Much More!

(305) 743-3131 • sweetsavannahs.com • MM 53, Ocean • 11287 Overseas Highway Page 32 • Marathon Weekly • March 18, 2016

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KEYS DISEASE

American exceptionalism sans actual intelligence

(Editor’s note: On this, the “morning after” the presidential primaries, John Bartus’ column on what ails this country seems appropriate. It was published in 2015.)

M

iami Herald columnist Leonard Pitts, a Pulitzer Prize winner (and remnant of what once was one of our great newspapers), once wrote a column called “Losing the Race for Intelligence.” In it, he compares America with a giant who, while strong and decent, somehow lost its intelligence.

This column is a great read and can likely be found in its entirety in the archives at www. miamiherald.com. Here is an excerpt from the column: “Stupidity stole over the giant until it could no longer tell science from faith, or conventional wisdom from actual wisdom and in any event, valued ideological purity above them all. Stupidity snaked over the giant until science teachers shrank from teaching science, history books contained history that wasn’t history, late-night comics got easy laughs from people on the street who could not say when the War of 1812 was fought, political leaders told outright lies with blithe smiles and no fear of being caught and you would not have been surprised to hear that someone had fixed mathematics, so that 2+2 could now equal 17, thus preserving the all-important self esteem of second-grade kids.”

Wow. There is so much truth packed into that paragraph, truth that should give all of us in modern society a reason to

pause and reflect. Let’s start with some of our historical religious tomes. The Bible. The Torah. The Quran. (Insert your favorite religious text here.)

All of them are classic works, each containing nuggets of spirituality, wisdom, inspiration, poetry, and great insights into the hearts and minds of our ancestors. They’re not science books. They’re not to be used as reference texts for astronomy, paleontology, biology, chemistry, or physics. Yet millions of people in the USA still believe that the Earth is but 6,000 years old, carbon dating is a lie, that vaccines are evil potions, and that the fossil record was put there to test our faith. No matter how much you’d like to, no matter what was written down on 2,000-year-old papyrus from stories handed down the generations, no matter what you think, you can’t invent your own facts!

Politicians, not educators or scientists or historians, often

determine what should be taught in classrooms. Society places less value on intellectual exceptionalism than it does on celebrity or athletic skills. A large amount of students don’t care, and why should they?

Their parents couldn’t care less, either. And a lot of teachers have to feel frustrated as the importance of education keeps diminishing in the halls of state legislatures nationwide. And while we as a nation seemingly spend a lot on education, our students are ranked but 21st in math proficiency and 26th in science proficiency.

So as we sit with one thumb on the remote control (you know where the other one is), other nations are passing us by.

We may no longer be on the cutting edge of science and technology. After the last Space Shuttle flew, the United States has been totally without a way to get astronauts into orbit or to the Space Station, and there’s no rush for the USA to get Orion

project moving any faster over the next few years. We have to rely on 1960s vintage Russian Soyuz launch vehicles.

This blows the whole concept of “American exceptionalism” right out of the water.

Some commentators refer to the idea as if it were some kind of birthright, like just because you were born in the Lower

48 it means you’re better than everybody else on the planet.

No, it just means you were lucky not to have been born in some other hellhole like Iraq or Somalia or Syria.

This nation in so many ways is the greatest place in the world. We are, however, being threatened by forces both external and internal.

To our BUYERS and SELLERS. We hope you enjoy your new homes.

Brenda Torrella - Represented the Buyers & Sellers of 7 Ocean East, Marathon

John Bartus is a singer/songwriter and recording artist, founding partner of the Weekly Newspapers and former Mayor of the City of Marathon. Currently serving on the Board of Directors of the Greater Marathon Chamber of Commerce, John plays tonight at the Sunset Grille, Saturdays at the Key Colony Inn, and Thursdays John plays at Sparky’s Landing. www. johnbartus. com Page 33 • Marathon Weekly • March 18, 2016

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• CLASSIFIEDS, PUBLIC & LEGAL NOTICES • 305.743.0844 Do You Want To Work For The Keys NEWEST AND MOST EXCITING Attraction?

Below are posts for the positions of Fiscal and Operations Manager, Shelter Coordinator and Victim Advocate with the Domestic Abuse Shelter, Inc, a non-profit organization that serves victims of domestic violence and sexual assault and their children throughout Monroe County, Florida. Interested persons please submit a cover letter and resume via email to DAS administration (cynthia.grant@fldas.org) or mail to: DAS, PO Box 522696, Marathon Shores, FL 33052.

Every Day You Can Stare A Shark Right In The Eye Or Pet A Stingray!

Management positions @ Fairvilla's Sexy Things (524 Front Street, Key West Florida 33040) Applicants must be open minded & personable with the ability to lead others.

Should enjoy interacting with customers, and be a responsible self-starter with computer skills & the ability to focus on details.

Reply to this job posting by sending all of the following to Jacques@fairvilla.com: Letter of interest on the available position • Current resume & your availability & include your favorite joke PLEASE NOTE: Emails that only include a resume without a letter of interest will NOT be considered. • Applicants must be 18 years of age or older.

Victim Advocate Openings in Key Largo, Middle Keys and Lower Keys for Full‐time and Part-time Victim Advocate positions.

Positions are available at DAS emergency shelters and outreach offices. Some examples of duties performed in this position are: Candidates interested in the full‐time position need to be willing to work a varied schedule that could include nights, weekends, and holidays to assure coverage for the 24‐hour facilities. A bachelor’s degree in social work or related field is desired with experience working in a human service organization. Survivors of domestic violence or sexual abuse are encouraged to apply. Salary range, $27,000 – $30,000

NOW HIRING: Guest Services • Café Exp. Landscape Laborer, Maintenance Full or Part-time Positions

Middle Keys Shelter Coordinator This position will supervise victim advocates and oversee day to day operations in the emergency shelters assuring that optimal service provision is provided to victims served. A bachelor’s degree in social work or related field is desired with experience working in a human service organization. $40,000 - $42,000

APPLY IN PERSON:

11710 Overseas Hwy, Marathon

DOLPHIN RESEARCH CENTER

Immediate Opening

The Weekly Newspapers are seeking a well spoken, confident individual to manage classified ad sales.

Salary, commission, vacation, plus many other negotiable benefits. 9-5, Mon - Fri Send your resume to lesley@keysweekly.com.

Fiscal and Operations Manager This is a full time position, 40 hours per week. Duties include accounts receivable and payables, preparation of monthly grant reimbursement invoices, assistance with budget preparation and oversight, payroll, some human resources and agency operations. An Associate’s degree in Business Administration, Accounting, or Non-profit Management with a fiscal focus is desired. Preferable that candidate has experience with cost allocations and understanding of match requirements on federal and state grants. The position is based in Marathon, Florida.

Salary range: $40,000 - $42,000 The Domestic Abuse Shelter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. (EOE) DAS currently offers health and dental insurance at 100 percent company paid, up to 3% match of annual salary on 401K, liberal vacation and sick leave policy for full time employees.

MARATHON GARBAGE SERVICE We are now hiring for the following positions:

Diesel Mechanic Truck Helpers CDL Driver Office Assistant

(Computer Efficiency Required) Applicants must apply in person to be considered.

4290 Overseas Hwy, Marathon

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Plantation Key

Nursing Center

located in Tavernier, is seeking

LPN,RN & C.N.A. 12 hr shifts days and nights available

We offer a competitive wage and benefits program.

To apply for position, Please submit your Resume to BOL@PLANTATIONKEYNC.COM

Sweet Savannah’s Bake Shop

HIRING

Baker & Counter Help Competitive Pay – Fun Atmosphere Please Apply In Person 11287 Overseas Hwy, Marathon

58901 O/S Hwy - Grassy Key, FL Teaching... Learning...Caring

Dolphin Research Center has a FT opening for a Habitat Apprentice: Must be diver certified, physically fit, and able to lift 75 lbs. Must have a clean driving record, work well with animals and have knowledge of dive equipment maintenance and repairs. The successful candidate will be responsible, organized, and motivated with excellent team player skills.

Benefits include med insurance, 401(k), vacation and paid holidays. Job description available at www.dolphins.org .

E-mail your resume to drc-hr@dolphins.org . EOE

DOLPHIN RESEARCH CENTER

Help Wanted MANAGER POSITION available Apply in person to 10875 Overseas Highway Marathon, FL

58901 O/S Hwy - Grassy Key, FL Teaching... Learning...Caring

Dolphin Research Center has a FT opening for a Physical Plant & Equipment Apprentice. Major duties consist of assisting in construction projects, electrical, plumbing and automobile needs, plus the maintenance of buildings,mequipment, vehicles and boats. Must have a clean drivingmrecord, general “handy-man” skills and be able to work outdoors in the Florida heat.

Benefits include medical, life and disability insurance, 401(k), paid vacation, sick and holidays, and so much more!

Job description available at www.dolphins.org. Email your resume to drc-hr@dolphins.org EOE.

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• CLASSIFIEDS, PUBLIC & LEGAL NOTICES • 305.743.0844 LEGAL NOTICES IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE 16TH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR MONROE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO. 2015-CA-780-P WILMINGTON SAVINGS FUND SOCIETY, FSB, AS TRUSTEE FOR STANWICH MORTGAGE LOAN TRUST, SERIES 2015-3, Plaintiff, vs.

JORGE CAMERO, ET. AL., Defendants.

NOTICE OF ACTION TO: MANHATTAN ENTERPRISES GROUP, INC. 14975 SW 109 Lane Miami, FL 33196 LAST KNOWN ADDRESS STATED, CURRENT PLACE OF BUSINESS UNKNOWN and any unknown heirs, devisees, grantees, creditors and other unknown persons or unknown spouses claiming by, through and under the abovenamed Defendant, if deceased or whose last known addresses are unknown.

YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an action to foreclose Mortgage covering the following real and personal property described as follows, to wit: UNIT 4, LAKE SURPRISE II, A CONDOMINIUM, ACCORDING TO THE DECLARATION OF CONDOMINIUM RECORDED IN OFFICIAL RECORDS BOOK 1034, PAGE 596, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF MONROE COUNTY, FLORIDA, TOGETHER WITH ITS UNDIVIDED INTEREST OR SHARE IN THE COMMON ELEMENTS APPURTENANT THERETO, AND ANY AMENDMENTS THERETO. PARCEL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER: 8734581 has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on Eric Nordback, Esq., Lender Legal Services, LLC, 201 East Pine Street, Suite 730, Orlando, Florida 32801 and file the original with the Clerk of the above-styled Court on or before 30 days from the first publication, otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint.

LEGAL NOTICES WITNESS my hand and seal of the said Court on the 3 rd day of March 2016.

AMY HEAVILIN, CPA Clerk of the Circuit Court Monroe County, Florida By: Jennifer Settoon Deputy Clerk Publish: March 11 and March 18, 2016 The Weekly Newspapers IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE 16TH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR MONROE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO. 2015-CA-780-P WILMINGTON SAVINGS FUND SOCIETY, FSB, AS TRUSTEE FOR STANWICH MORTGAGE LOAN TRUST, SERIES 2015-3, Plaintiff, vs.

JORGE CAMERO, ET. AL., Defendants.

NOTICE OF ACTION TO: Unknown Settlers and Beneficiaries of the Suhail Toledo Revocable Trust Dated June 17, 2014 4 Mangrove Lane Key Largo, FL 33037 LAST KNOWN ADDRESS STATED, CURRENT RESIDENCE UNKNOWN and any unknown heirs, devisees, grantees, creditors and other unknown persons or unknown spouses claiming by, through and under the abovenamed Defendant(s), if deceased or whose last known addresses are unknown.

YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an action to foreclose Mortgage covering the following real and personal property described as follows, to wit: UNIT 4, LAKE SURPRISE II, A CONDOMINIUM, ACCORDING TO THE DECLARATION OF CONDOMINIUM RECORDED IN OFFICIAL RECORDS BOOK 1034, PAGE 596, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF MONROE COUNTY, FLORIDA, TOGETHER WITH ITS UNDIVIDED INTEREST OR SHARE IN THE COMMON ELEMENTS APPURTENANT THERETO, AND ANY AMENDMENTS THERETO. PARCEL IDENTIFICATION

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LEGAL NOTICES NUMBER: 8734581 has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on Eric Nordback, Esq., Lender Legal Services, LLC, 201 East Pine Street, Suite 730, Orlando, Florida 32801 and file the original with the Clerk of the above-styled Court on or before 30 days from the first publication, otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint.

WITNESS my hand and seal of the said Court on the 7th day of March 2016.

AMY HEAVILIN, CPA Clerk of the Circuit Court Monroe County, Florida By: Jennifer Settoon Deputy Clerk Publish: March 11 and March 18, 2016 The Weekly Newspapers IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE SIXTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR MONROE COUNTY, FLORIDA Case No.: 15-DR-1158-K Division: Family Dmytro Poznyakov, Petitioner/Husband, and Galina Timonina, Respondent/Wife.

NOTICE OF ACTION FOR DISSOLUTION OF MARRIAGE (NO CHILD OR FINANCIAL SUPPORT) TO: Galina Timonina ADDRESS: 221 NW 8 Avenue, Apt. 205, Hallandale, FL 33009 YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action for dissolution of marriage has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on Dmytro Poznyakov whose address is 1909 Roosevelt Drive, Apt. #A, Key West, Florida 33040, on or before January 29, 2016 and file the original with the clerk of this Court at 500 Whitehead Street, Key West, FL 33040 before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition.

LEGAL NOTICES Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request.

You must keep the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office notified of your current address. (You may file Designation of Current Mailing and E-Mail Address, Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915.) Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed to the address(es) on record at the clerk’s office.

WARNING: Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rules of Procedure, requires certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking of pleadings.

Dated: February 11, 2016 Amy Heavilin Clerk of the Circuit Court Monroe County, Florida By: Brittiny B. Dudley Deputy Clerk Publish: February 26, March 4, March 11, and March 18, 2016 The Weekly Newspapers AUTOSTOS WANTED

AUTOS WANTED ALL YEARS! Junk or Used.

Cars - Vans - Trucks.

Running or Not. CASH 305-332-0483

EMPLOYMENT FOH Assistant Manager 2 yrs. Server/ Bartender exp., FullTime, Salary, PTO and Health Benefits.

Great Attitude & Team Player. Send resume to Teresa@ marathonyachtclub. com or in person to Marathon Yacht Club @ 825 33rd Street.

EMPLOYMENT HIRING: Servers * Market * Cook.

Please apply within at Brutus Seafood.

NO Phone Calls. 6950 O/S Hwy., Marathon Crane Point Museum and Nature Center in Marathon is looking for a part-time Teacher. We are looking for a flexible or retired person to work with students for school field trips and summer programs. Please contact Charlotte at cranepointmuseum@ gmail.com or

EMPLOYMENT

FISHING MISC.

305-743-3900.

All types of permits for sale! Rock Shrimp, King Fish, Atlantic Snapper, Grouper Gulf, 6 Pack Reef & Pelagic.

Commercial Gulf Reef Fish, Gulf Snapper IFQ’s, Long Line pkg.

Many other permits avail. We buy, sell & broker all types of permits. Call before you buy or sell! Please call for prices.

Licensed & Bonded.

All permits guaranteed valid for transfer. Many ref’s avail. John Potts Jr. 321-784-5982 or 321302-3630 www. shipusa.com

Sweet Savannah’s Bake Shop NOW HIRING: AM Baker and Counter Help.

Competitive PayFun Atmosphere.

Please Apply In Person.11287 Overseas Hwy, Marathon Construction Foreman wanted Need Vehicle.

Pay commensurate with experience.

Call 305-304-7995 Seeking stable happy energetic personality for PT sales position in fun gift shop. Must be year-round Marathon resident; retirees welcome. Stop in to schedule appointment at 11528 Overseas Highway Marathon Babysitters Needed for vacationers!

305-522-6050 Apply at http:// resortchildcare. com LOOKING FOR Wait Staff, Food Runners & Hosts. Established busy restaurant - must apply in Person.

Sparky’s Landing, Key Colony Beach EXP. HELP ONLY needed for all positions. Apply in person Mon-Fri 1011am @ Sunset Grille & Raw Bar Knights Key Blvd. Marathon.

Bussers & Servers Needed Full Time Please apply during business hours. Key Colony Inn, 700 W. Ocean Dr. Key Colony.

FOR SALE 2010 F150 FX2, loaded 53k miles, $23,500 305-731-6075 FOR SALE: 45 KW Generator - Factory re-certified 6-month warranty. $5,995.00 305-292-9277 Will deliver in Lower Keys.

HOBBIES/ COLLECTIBLES Will buy old nautical items, ship wheels, compasses, large reels, half hulls, lanterns, binnacles, telegraphs. Cased ship models for sale.

Call Lou 603-455-6106 PRIVATE COLLECTOR WANTS Rolex Dive watches and Pilot Watches. Old model Military clocks & watches. Call 305-743-4578

Full & Part Time Positions.

Apply in Person.

Grassy Key Outpost 58152 Overseas Hwy.

Full & Part Time Positions.

Apply in Person.

Dynasty Marine Associates, Inc Grassy Key www.dynastymarine.net Outpost Located in the Florida Keys, is a highly respected supplier of Caribbean marine life to public aquariums and zoos 58152 throughout the world.

Overseas Is currently seeking FRONT OFFICE Hwy. ASSISTANT/LOGISTICS. Duties to include invoice and inventory entry, booking airline shipments, creating and filing paper work for international shipments, scheduling inspections needed for international shipments. All applicants must be proficient in Microsoft word, outlook, and excel. This position requires a high attention to detail and the ability to multitask. Compensation will be dependent on experience with performance based incentive program.

Benefits package including vacation, sick days, holidays and 401K PSP retirement plan. Please send cover letter and resume to sales@dynastymarine.net for consideration. No phone calls please.

For Sale Hot Pressure Washer

Diesel Burner/ Honda Motor Trailer Mounted w/ tool Box $1750.00 305-304-7995

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• CLASSIFIEDS, PUBLIC & LEGAL NOTICES • 305.743.0844

CoCo’s General Store

Immediate opening for a HVAC Service Technician

NOW HIRING:

Upper & Middle Keys.

Great Pay • Paid Holidays • Sick Pay • Medical Insurance • Paid Vacation

Part-time Deli and/or Retail Sales.

Apply in person at 50 Coco Plum Drive, Marathon

Marina, Bar & Grill

NOW HIRING:

Apply in person 171 Hood Ave • MM 91.5 • Tavernier p 305-852-2960 • f 305-852-0656

$250.00 SIGN ON BONUS

Front Desk Relief Audit Carpet/Tile Cleaner Handyman Maintenance Position am/pm Activities Associate

NEED SOME CASH? SELL YOUR CAR - OR BOAT - OR SOFA! For as little as $50/week, your AD (with or without photo) will be seen from Key Largo to Key West. Call 305-453-6928 or email hollie@keysweekly.com today.

GREAT BENEFITS PROGRAM Full medical, dental and vision, 20 days a year paid time off, highly discounted resort use program, 401k match and much more.

HOW SHOULD I APPLY? Walk-in to apply or Call Miranda at 443-624-2338, 1688 Overseas Highway Gulf Side

FRONT OF THE HOUSE ASSISTANT MANAGER

We’re willing to train the right person, and are looking for someone who has the following skills: Open/Closing, Serving & Bartender skills, assist with Special Events, Positive Attitude, Team Motivator and Leadership skills. Full Benefits with Competitive Salary based on experience, plus incentives.

Marathon Yacht Club 825 33rd St., Marathon, FL Apply in person or send resume to: office@marathonyachtclub.com.

FOR SALE Become Part of our Extraordinary Banking Team Our Marathon Office has an immediate opening for the following positions:

Universal Banker & Teller 237 24th Street, Marathon

2 bedroom, 1 bath home with fenced in yard and large storage shed. Perfect opportunity for 1st time buyers. $264,500.

Please call Lynn Goodwin at Key Colony Beach Realty, 305-923-9487.

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Overtime Available Vacation Pay Health Insurance with NO COST to employee

Apply in Person: 1200 Oceanview Avenue (Off 15th Street)

Marathon (305) 743-5317

NOW HIRING: Laborers Lead Men Experienced Workers Call Randy at 305-664-9300

HELP WANTED

The Hammocks at Marathon

FULL TIME JOB OPPORTUNITIES:

Line/Prep Cooks

We will consider enthusiastic candidates who have strong cash handling experience and exceptional customer service skills. Please visit our website at www.iberiabank.com for details and to apply.

AA/EEO/M/F/D/V/Drug Free

Desk Clerk House Keeper

Key Colony Beach Motel 441 East Ocean Drive KCB, FL 305-289-0411

We Buy Gold Locally!

Cash Flow Jewelry and Pawn Townsquare Mall Marathon

In search of talented and passionate employees:

Part time Hostess Server Assistant Cosmetologist Line Cook & Pastry Cook Please apply in person at 28500 Overseas Hwy, Little Torch Key, FL 33042

Hiring for the following positions: Front Desk Agent

Front Desk Supervisor

Housekeepers • Houseman

Dishwasher • Cook • Hostess Bussperson • Bartender

Apply on line at Spottswood.com/careers or at Faro Blanco Resort

EOE m/f/d/v

OFFICE SPACES FOR RENT Office spaces FOR RENT starting at $250/mo.

Parking spaces also available.

Located on US 1, Cudjoe Key. 305-304-0776

DENTAL ASSISTANT Friendly, progressive dental office on Big Pine is seeking an outgoing individual to join our team. Dental experience required. Call Dr. Golden at 305-872-4272. You may fax resume to 305-872-8803 or email to drgolden@keysdentist.com. We would love to hear from you. Confidentiality assured.

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Help drive in business.

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Construction Supervisor/Laborer Wanted Physical Duties, Bobcat Experience Vehicle Required

Call 305-304-7995

let’s do business let’s do business FAAST MOBILE SERVICE Specializing in Personal Watercraft & Jet Boat Repair – over 20 years

Glenn Faast, Owner

305 481-9106 / faastg@aol.com Licensed #29240-101686 Commercial / Residential

MARCH HARE MARINE SERVICES CERTIFIED MARINE SURVEYS MASTER MARINE SURVEYOR SERVING ALL THE KEYS

office: cell: e-mail:

305-743-3368 305-240-4487 mhms@juno.com CAPTAIN DAVID A. FOLEY

Only $25 Puts Your Business Card Here

We Service and Sell Marine A/C, Refrigeration, Watermakers, Batteries, Solar Systems, Anything Electrical!

• Serving Ocean Reef to Key West since 1976

305-289-1150

www.saltservice.net 2992 Overseas Highway Marathon, FL 33050 Showroom MM 48.5 SALT SERVICE, INC.

Florida Solar Contractor CVC 56734

MIAMI CHIC Cristina Malafy

Interior Designer • Professional Organizer

New Swimming Pools Fiberglass and Concrete Remodeling and Plastering CALL FOR A FREE QUOTE TODAY.

10887 Overseas Hwy, Suite 201 Marathon, FL 33050 305.775.9909 • Miami.Chic@live.com

Lic# CPC1457751

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Phone: (305) 743-6526

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Diplomat American Board of Urology Adult & Pediatric Urology 8151 Overseas Hwy., Suite 200 Marathon, FL 33050 Page 37 • Marathon Weekly • March 18, 2016

installation • repairs commercial retaining walls brick cleaning & sealing Dave Keller (305) 304-3966 family owned & operated

Now Hiring

Waitstaff, Food Runners & Hosts Great Opportunity to work year round!

Please apply in person daily at 3pm.

Sparky's Landing! (305) 684-9799

LIFE ON THE LINE BAIT DELIVERY SERVICE

LIVE

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PILCHARDS - PINFISH - CRABS BALLYHOO - HOMEMADE CHUM & MORE ISLAMORADA TO KEY WEST CALL FOR PRICING AND AVAILABILITY

BUSINESS: (305) 998-4854

CELL: (813) 480-4137

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Vacant Lot – Marathon

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Screened in back porch and plenty of room for a pool. Small working garage and a large storage room for all of your boating needs. Ground level and has a rental history on the home...A Must see!!

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iddle Keys residents can make a day of shopping, dining and cocktail sipping while supporting a good cause during two events for the Florida Keys SPCA on Saturday, March 26.

DK’s Beach Boutique, on Key Colony Beach, is sponsoring a “Paws & Shop” event, between 10 a.m. and 5:30 p.m., showcasing its latest fashions – comfortably Zen women’s clothing, beach wear, sandals, jewelry, eclectic accessories, gifts, as well as a new men’s line of clothing and footwear.

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DK’s Beach Boutique is having a special sale to support the Marathon animal shelter on Saturday, March 26.

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Mia Molek are donating a portion of all sales during the oneday shopping extravaganza to the FKSPCA. “We have fantastic colorful pieces for spring, comfy fabrics, bright patterns that make a bold statement,” said Kirchner.

After some retail therapy, animal lovers are invited to head over to Key Colony Inn for a lighthearted “Coins 4 Critters” change drive Saturday evening.

Live musical entertainment

by John Bartus and delicious specials are on tap for diners and drinkers, and FKSPCA donation jars are to be on hand for collecting coins to empty your pockets and purses of loose change. Pet treats and food donations are also welcomed and appreciated.

The fundraisers are a necessity. According to Florida Keys SPCA Director Tammy Fox, the Marathon shelter needs to raise an additional $72,000 above and beyond what it receives contractually from Monroe County to operate the shelter. More events are planned throughout the year to support some of the new programs instituted when the FKSPCA assumed control of the shelter in October.

For instance, the “6/60” program offers free adoption of shelter animals over 6 years old to seniors over 60 years old.

“Seniors can offer a calm environment for the pet to live out the rest of its years happily,” Fox said.

The shelter has already started a pet food pantry, as well, in conjunction with KAIR. The public can drop off donations to the shelter on Aviation Drive and families or individuals in crisis can retrieve the cat food and dog food from KAIR. The FKSPCA also offers free shelter for the pets of domestic abuse victims until he or she is back on their feet.

“We don’t want people to stay in a bad situation because their pet has no place to go.

Sometimes a loved animal is the only thing keeping a person there,” Fox said.

The FKSPCA shelter in Marathon is located at 10550 Aviation Boulevard.

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WILDLIFE

Bird in training

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Betsy the Pelican retires, others audition for the role

Shannon Aument, assistant director at the Marathon Wild Bird Center, works with a cormorant on Coco Plum Beach. She’s training it to be an education bird.

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s that a bird?” Passersby on Coco Plum Beach marveled at the sight of Shannon Aument of the Marathon Wild Bird Center working with a cormorant earlier this week. She waded out in the water with it and let it flap around in the seawater. Then she waded back to shore and the bird followed.

“Absolute trust,” Aument said.

“That’s our goal. The bird has to trust us completely.”

The cormorant is auditioning for the role of “education” bird — used for Marathon Wild Bird Center’s traveling exhibits at fairs and schools. Because it has limited vision in one eye, and none in the other, it cannot be released into the wild.

“Here, give him a scratch,” Aument said, offering the bird now perched on her arm, protected by a leather gauntlet.

“He has to get used to people.”

The Marathon Wild Bird Center has a variety of “education” birds that will have a chance WILD

to shine now that Betsy the Pelican (once featured on a Weekly magazine cover) is ready to retire.

“The Marathon Seafood Festival was Betsy’s last public appearance,” said Kelly Grinter, executive director of the Marathon Wild Bird Center. How old is Betsy? “Well, we know she’s at least 20 years old, but pelicans can live to be 50 years old in captivity. For all we know, she’s 48 and just not saying.”

Coming up through the ranks are a few other birds.

Sweetie is an American Kestrel of Cuban descent who was raised as a pet by a well-meaning, but law-breaking, individual who deprived the migratory bird of natural survival skills.

Sartore is a sandwich tern with some physical disabilities. Sartore was so named after famed National Geographic photographer Joel Sartore who recently stopped by the bird center to shoot his picture. Both of those birds are friendly and good with the public.

Bella the brown booby isn’t

For all we know, she’s 48 and just not saying.

— Kelly Grinter on Betsy the Pelican

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as good with the public (she bites), but she still makes the rounds in a traveling habitat.

“Bella likes to be out. She enjoys people watching as much as people like looking at birds,” said Grinter. “I don’t think you can train an education bird, more like feel them out for the position. Personality is key. You have to pick a bird with the right personality.”

The cormorant has yet to be named, and the experts can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl, but they are soliciting name ideas. Friend the Marathon Wild Bird Center on Facebook or email wildbirdmarathon@gmail.com with a suggestion.

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event, spanning 100 miles, volunteers are needed from Key Largo to Key West.

The refuges include National Key Deer Refuge on Big Pine Key, Crocodile Lake Refuge in Key Largo, the Great White Heron Refuge, which ranges from Big Pine Key to Key West, and the Key West Wildlife Refuge.

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across sandflats and through mangroves pique her interest, while Killam can’t wait for the family fest.

“Our goal is to get people excited to get outdoors, especially in the refuges, and how to do it in a wildlife friendly manner,” Killam said.

The roster includes more than 50 events happening through Tuesday, March 22. To see the full list, visit favorfloridakeys.org/outdoor-fest.

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