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THE PARADOX HOTEL by Rob Hart
the paradox hotel
remembers about his end isn’t enough to challenge the police assumption that he had a heart attack brought on by eating a box of candy in the town gazebo and triggering his diabetes. Although Brynn tries to get Mort to go with her and give a message to his wife, Angie, he refuses. A vision in the family cauldron gives her a clue but not the answer to Mort’s death. As she investigates, she feels uneasy. Cookie, the wife of Mort’s partner, is all too eager to sell the shop, and Angie’s handsome neighbor Elias Blumenthal seems overly solicitous. Could the answer lie in his poison garden?
A lighthearted tale of good witches, romance, and hope.
science fiction and fantasy
THE PARADOX HOTEL
Hart, Rob Ballantine (336 pp.) $28.00 | Feb. 22, 2022 978-1-9848-2064-8
Timey-wimey mysteries vex a singular hotel’s damaged in-house detective. In 2072, those with hundreds of thousands of dollars to spare can use the federally owned Einstein Intercentury Timeport to see Shakespeare stage Hamlet, watch the Battle of Gettysburg, or witness countless other bygone events. A tram ride away from Einstein is the Paradox Hotel, where guests can obtain costuming, earpiece translators, and era-specific vaccines. Individual “flights” are relatively safe, but frequent travel can be risky; just ask former time cop January Cole, who spent her early career riding the timestream to prevent tourists from altering history and is now Unstuck, a condition that causes her perception to—temporarily and without warning—jump into her past or future. January left the field years ago to police the Paradox, but though the move has done little to slow her ailment’s progression, she refuses to retire, as her slips often provide glimpses of her late girlfriend, Mena, who used to work on-site. The U.S. government is hemorrhaging money, so a senator and four trillionaires are holding a summit at the Paradox to discuss Einstein’s privatization. The security logistics alone are a nightmare, but factor in strange time fluctuations and a phantom corpse in Room 526 and you have the recipe for a disaster only January can thwart—provided her mind stays put. Inventive action, breakneck pacing, and a delightfully acerbic yet achingly vulnerable first-person-present narration distinguish this speculative noir stunner, which meditates on grief while exploring issues of inequity and determinism. The worldbuilding can feel hand-wavy, and the supporting cast is so large as to occasionally confuse, but on balance, Hart delivers a riveting read likely to win him scores of new fans.
Funny, thrilling, poignant, and profound.
romance
TO MARRY AND TO MEDDLE
Waters, Martha Atria (336 pp.) $16.99 paper | April 5, 2022 978-1-9821-9048-4
The latest installment of Waters’ Regency Vows series visits well-behaved Emily and rakish Julian as they navigate a marriage of convenience. At 26, Lord Julian Belfry is perfectly content as “the black sheep of an aristocratic family” and owner of the rowdy Belfry theater…but his father isn’t happy about it. The Belfry is no stranger to promiscuity, and as “little more than a brothel,” it is hardly the place any reputable people would spend a night out. His father gives Julian an ultimatum: Sell the Belfry and restore his disgraced public image, or never set foot in his family’s home again. Four years later, the once undeterred Julian believes it’s time to rekindle his relationship with his father and upgrade the Belfry into an honorable establishment worthy of the ton’s approval. Luckily, he’s just asked the scandal-proof, golden-haired Emily Turner for her hand in marriage. Despite her own family’s blackened reputation, Emily’s respectability remains unscathed, which could elevate Julian’s status and free Emily from spending three more seasons on the arm of the detestable Mr. Cartham, her only suitor. Also, the past couple of months have helped Julian and Emily strike “an odd sort of friendship,” and he hopes their marriage can serve as a sort of symbiotic business transaction. She says yes, but in time the two come to realize that maybe this relationship is less about convenience and more about actual love…if only they each knew whether or not their feelings were returned. Waters’ latest is awash with light, witty banter, unadulterated confessions of love, and plenty of steamy, corsetunraveling sex scenes. Emily’s happy ending mercifully involves a lot less plotting than those of Waters’ previous heroines, and all the feline hijinks brought about by Cecil Lucifer Beelzebub Turner-Belfry adds to the sweet, cozy feelings you can’t help but revel in while reading this book.
