Cockroaches

Cockroaches This is the problem that needs to be nipped in the butt right now. Roaches, roaches, roaches…a damn shame; and it’s only a shame when you can do something about it. People try to ignore it too, and that is not cool. Let me say this. For the simple fact that we all have to live, well we all want to live a long healthy life, CLEAN YOUR PIGSTY. The most embarrassing moment is when a cockroach comes out when you have company who is a prude; just stuck-up like whoa. And in the back of you mind you want the roach to fall down their throat so they can choke, but after about five seconds you realize you’d rather not have them spreading your rather embarrassing business all over town. So you look to your right and then your left and then you spot this big bitch using that peripheral vision-keeping in mind that you don’t want your company to know your sweating. Usually you would get up and kill it with the rolled up newspaper on the edge of the coffee table but its too close to the person.

By and by the situation grows tense. The cockroach decides to climb down from the side of the wall and onto the guest’s purse. This is NOT good.

Something that may just grind your gears just happened…the guest gets up and goes to the restroom. While on their return they spot the little nasty with their peripheral vision and right away you see it in their face; the disgust.

One thing you can take from this, like I pointed out before, no one likes a dirty person. Keeps your personal area clean; it affects you, and the people around you.