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LOCAL EVENTS

NORFOLK LAVENDER: 80 YEARS OF LOCAL COLOUR! LOCAL PLACES

BACK TO GLORY: HOUGHTON’S FORGOTTEN CHURCH Exclusive interview with THE HIDDEN GEMS OF MIDDLETON LOCAL PEOPLE

Henry Bellingham MP! LIFESTYLE

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HISTORY

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he candles on our first birthday cake had hardly stopped burning when KL magazine had another cause for celebration as the management team jetted off to Las Vegas for a momentous ceremony of their own! By popular (and somewhat relentless) demand, here’s the sparkling proof that on October 7th, Laura Dunn and Grant Murray were married in the luxurious surroundings of the Bellagio Hotel and Casino – most famous for the stunning water fountain performances on its 9-acre lake. Congratulations to the happy couple from everyone at the magazine, and all the people who’ve asked us to pass on their best wishes – from advertisers to contributors and readers. It’s Laura and Grant’s hard work and vision we have to thank for KL magazine – and they deserve every happiness for the future. Oh, and before we forget – we’ve got a fabulous magazine lined up for you this month! Happy reading! THE KL TEAM

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WHAT’S ON Forthcoming events in West Norfolk

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KING’S LYNN CORN EXCHANGE It’s panto time again (oh yes, it is)

12-14 ST MARY THE VIRGIN, HOUGHTON The amazing story of one man’s dedication 16

THE BIG INTERVIEW We talk to local MP Henry Bellingham

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THEN AND NOW The changing face of King’s Lynn

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OUT OF AFRICA Five local children making a big difference

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24-26 NORFOLK LAVENDER Inside one of Norfolk’s major attractions 29

PETS Help and advice with local vet Alex Dallas

30-32 JOHN WARHAM The man capturing local people and places 35-41 FOOD & DRINK Recipes, reviews and recommendations

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42-44 EXPLORER This month we’re visiting Middleton 50

SOROPTIMIST INTERNATIONAL The organisation that works for women

54-56 ARTS PROFILE The colourful designs of Stephanie Brown 58

ARTS REVIEW A selection of cultural highlights

60-62 KING’S LYNN FIELD ARCHERS Bows and arrows – and a competitive sport 65

MY KL Readers’ questions and photographs

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WILD WEST NORFOLK Michael Middleton’s lighter view of things

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ON SCREEN

November 2011

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Sun 13 Nov NORFOLK SCHOOLS PROJECT Three local schools perform opera Free Sun 13 Nov HIGH SCHOOL ROCKS! All the hits from HSM, Hannah Montana and more £5.50 - £15 Tues 15 - Sat 19 Nov GLYNDEBOURNE ON TOUR World class opera £6.50 - £50 Sunday 20 Nov RAF IN CONCERT Military big band £5.50 - £21.50 Tues 22 Nov - Sat 3 Dec GREASE No. 1 Greatest Musical £6.50 - £36

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WHAT’S ON 65 YEARS AGO: 22nd November 1946 The very first Biro ballpoint pens went on sale in the UK

November FRIDAY 11th & SATURDAY 12th THURSDAY 3rd KING’S LYNN CIVIC SOCIETY LECTURE Thoresby College, Queen Street, King’s Lynn (7:30pm) Join Steve Bowyer (Head of Economic Development, Opportunity, Peterborough) and Alice Kershaw (Heritage Regeneration Officer, Peterborough) for their lecture entitled Regeneration in the New Economic Landscape – free admission. For further information contact the Scoiety’s secretary Sally Smith on 01553 764422.

SUNDAY 6th AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DISHES Corn Exchange, King’s Lynn (1:30pm–4pm) Discover the countries and cultures represented by the people of West Norfolk in this celebration of global food. Demonstrations, talks and recipe ideas, with lots to try. There’ll also be entertainment and competitions throughout the day. For more information, contact event organiser Marie Connell at marie@westnorfolkvca.org or telephone 01553 760568

TEN TIMES TABLE Westacre Theatre, Westacre (7:30pm) Alan Ayckbourn’s brilliant comedy about the organisation of a town pageant returns to the theatre by popular demand. Directed by Andy Naylor. Other performances on Friday 18th and Saturday 19th Tickets £16. Call the Box Office on 01760 7555800 or visit www.westacretheatre.com

THURSDAY 17th KING’S LYNN: AN ARCHIVE FILM SHOW Methodist Church Hall, County Court Rd, King’s Lynn (7pm) If you love local history, this is for you. The UNICEF Supporters Group in North and West Norfolk are showing a programme of old films from the UEA’s East Anglian Film Archive, including remarkable scenes from 1928 and 1944, the Fen floods in 1937 and a Campbell’s Soups film. Proceeds from the evening will go to the Group’s UNICEF project Immunisation in Liberia. Tickets £5 – available on the door or from High Street News, West Norfolk Travel or Wolfy’s Video Centre (all in King’s Lynn). Refreshments will be available.

SATURDAY 12th & SUNDAY 13th FESTIVAL OF SWANS WWT Welney Wetland Centre (10am–8pm) The magical sight of 9,000 Whooper and Bewick swans gathering from the Arctic is celebrated with a family fun and art weekend at WWT Welney. Demonstrations, talks and activities will include artists at work, who’ve all taken inspiration from this amazing winter spectacular of swans. For more information, contact 01353 860711 or visit www.wwt.org.uk/welney

FRIDAY 25th to SUNDAY 27th CHRISTMAS CRAFT SHOW Sandringham Estate (10am–6pm) As we approach the big day, what better way to find the perfect gift for someone special. A host of craftsmen including artists, designers, wood turners, potters and jewellers demonstrating and making throughout the weekend. An excellent shopping opportunity and an entertaining day out for all. For more details, visit www.craft-show.co.uk

FRIDAY 25th to SUNDAY 27th WEDNESDAY 23rd CONGHAM CHARITY CHIC Congham Hall (10am-5pm) Exclusive shopping event with end-of-season reductions from top local retailers. Beauty, food and gifts, raffle, champagne on arrival, and lots more. Tickets £20, with 100% going to The Norfolk Hospice Tapping House and Macmillan Cancer Support. For tickets, call 01485 542891

SUNNY HUNNY SOUL WEEKENDER Searles Resort, Hunstanton Returning for a 4th year, this hugely popular event features a packed line-up of northern soul, mowtown, club classics, jazz, funk and modern music in three dedicated music rooms. Top resident DJs and guests in each room, also featuring Soul Weekend Radio in association with Manifesto Magazine. For more information and prices, contact 07950 468011

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WHAT’S ON

ABOVE: Letitia Dean with ugly sisters Ian Marr and Richard Pocock star in Cinderella – with Scott Cripps as Buttons (opposite)

From dancing shoes to glass slippers... Letitia Dean grabs a magic wand and swaps the dancefloor for centre stage next month as pantomime returns to the Corn Exchange in King’s Lynn. Charlotte Thorneycroft previews Cinderella...

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here’s nothing more festive than the traditional Christmas pantomime, and this year the King’s Lynn Corn Exchange have a real cracker. After last year’s outstanding performance of Jack and the Beanstalk (the first-ever pantomime at the Corn Exchange) Jordan Productions are back with the classic tale of true romance in this year’s pantomime, Cinderella. Former EastEnders beauty Letitia Dean will be bringing some sparkle to the stage as the Fairy Godmother. Famed for her role as Sharon Watts in the BBC soap, Letitia has earned equal celebrity status for her

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pantomime performances, this being her 14th appearance – although it’s only her second time in the role of Fairy Godmother! Letitia’s other credited performances have included ‘Cora’ in the national tour of Calendar Girls and TV roles in programmes such as The Bill and Drop the Dead Donkey. More recently, Letitia reached the quarter finals of the hit BBC show Strictly Come Dancing, although she won’t be waltzing across the stage in King’s Lynn. “The sparkly high heels required in the glamorous role of Fairy Godmother may put restrictions on me showing off any moves,” she jokes.

Returning to the Corn Exchange for a second year is Ian Marr, playing one of the ugly sisters (Marjorie Hardup) alongside Richard Pocock (Floribunda Hardup) who has previously performed in pantomime with Hollywood legend Mickey Rooney. Ian is another pantomime veteran having co-written, directed and appeared in numerous pantomimes over the past 20 years. His hilarious performances as the traditional pantomime dame provide plenty of slapstick and this year with Richard Pocock, the uglies promise to provide heaps of belly-shaking laughter! Also returning to King’s Lynn is Scott

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DECEMBER Thursday 8th 1:30pm* and 7pm Saturday 10th 2pm and 6pm Sunday 11th 2pm and 6pm Monday 12th 10am* and 1:30pm* Tuesday 13th 10am* and 1:30pm* Wednesday 14th 10am* and 1:30pm* Thursday 15th 10am* and 1:30pm*

King’s Lynn Corn Exchange December 8th 2011 – January 3rd 2012 Cripps (the unfortunate victim of much of last year’s slapstick) who will star as Buttons in Cinderella. Offering a brilliant comedy performance, Scott is also an accomplished tap dancer (choreographing and performing most recently in The Opera Show) so Buttons is almost guaranteed to show off his dancing feet. Of course, the Cinderella story wouldn’t be complete without the rags-to-riches princess herself, who’ll be played by West End star Claire

Fishenden, making her pantomime debut. Claire has appeared as Hen in the feature film Mamma Mia, and most recently played Liesel (and covered for Maria) in The Sound of Music’s UK tour. Last year, King’s Lynn audiences were wowed by the enormous moving giant, and Jordan Productions Director Chris Jordan has hinted at some equally very special effects this year. “I can’t give anything away,” he says, “but let’s just say Cinderella has to get to the ball somehow! You’ll just have to come and see it for yourself!” One of the most important elements of the pantomime is the music, as Chris explains. “In any good story-led pantomime, the music is the cement that brings it all together,” he says. “It can set the scene, bring comedy and tension, and often has the audiences singing the catchy songs for days and weeks to come.” Most importantly for Jordan Productions, it has to be live – and that’s the job of Musical Director Rob Cousins, who’s made sure Cinderella will be full of musical magic. “There’s a great mix of songs in the pantomime,” he says. “The audience will know some of them, and some will be new – but they all weave into the story to create a wonderful live theatre experience.” For young and old (and everyone in between) Cinderella promises fabulous family entertainment that everyone can enjoy with stunning scenery and spectacular costumes. Singing, dancing and slapstick – get your boos and cheers at the ready, and prepare to be dazzled. Oh yes, you will. KL

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Saturday 17th 2pm and 6pm Sunday 18th 2pm and 6pm Tuesday 20th 2pm and 7pm Wednesday 21st 2pm and 7pm Thursday 22nd 2pm and 7pm Friday 23rd 2pm and 7pm Satuday 24th 11am and 2:30pm Monday 26th 2pm and 6pm Tuesday 27th 2pm and 6pm Wednesday 28th 2pm and 6pm Thursday 29th 2pm and 6pm Friday 30th 2pm and 6pm JANUARY Sunday 1st 2pm and 6pm Monday 2nd 2pm and 6pm Tuesday 3rd 2pm and 6pm NOTE: No performances on Friday 9th, Friday 16th, Monday 19th, Sunday 25th or Saturday 31st December PRICES: Adult prices from £15.50, concessions from £14.50, Family tickets from £43.50 and Group rates available. * Schools performances – contact the Box Office on 01553 764864 for prices

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WHAT’S ON KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN! Asteroid YU55 is a mini-world about 1,300ft in diameter and on Tuesday, November 8th it will be closer to the Earth than the moon as it passes by. Watch this err... space.

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SATURDAY 3rd FRIDAY 25th & SATURDAY 26th APRIL IN PARIS Westacre Theatre, Westacre (7:30pm) A hilarious depiction of the English abroad by John Godber. Directed by Camilla Falconbridge. There’ll be other performances on Friday 2nd and Saturday 3rd December Tickets £16. Call the Box Office on 01760 7555800 or visit www.westacretheatre.com

SATURDAY 26th & SUNDAY 27th VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS FAYRE Holkham Hall (11am–5pm) Organised by the Black Knight Historical team and set among the exhibits of the Bygones Museum at Holkham, there’ll be a seasonal market with costumed traders selling unique gifts and souvenirs whilst a minstrel heads the carols. With mulled wine and refreshments as well as traditional decoration making this is great day out for all of the family. For more information including price information visit www.holkham.co.uk

CHRISTMAS CONCERT St Nicholas Church, Dersingham (7:30pm) The Friends of St. Nicholas Church presents a festive concert with the Norfolk Brass. A great way to kick off the Christmas season. Tickets £7.50 (in advance) £8.50 (on the door), including refreshments. For more details and to order tickets, call 01485 544866, 01485 540081, or 01485 540865

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Saturday November 5th

HUNSTANTON FIREWORKS DISPLAY Cliff Top Car Park, Hunstanton (gates open at 5:00pm) This annual bonfire and fireworks event (organised by the Hunstanton Round Table) offers a fantastic evening of family fun. As well as the spectacular display, there’ll be a funfair, live music and plenty of refreshments available. Prices: adults £4, under 16s £2 or £10 per car. For details visit www.hunstantonroundtable.com

Friday November 4th FAWKES IN THE WALKS The Walks, King’s Lynn (from 6:30pm, fireworks 8:00pm) One of the most popular events on the King’s Lynn calendar, Fawkes in the Walks promises a truly amazing evening of entertainment not to be missed. Bonfire, fireworks and a traditional fairground. Admission free.

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FAKENHAM FIREWORKS SPECTACULAR Fakenham Racecourse (from 5:00pm, fireworks from 6:30pm) Organised by the Fakenham & District Chamber of Trade and Commerce, the fireworks display at the racecourse is always a very popular event. Amazing fireworks, fairground and food in support of Help for Heros and a number of Fakenham charities. Prices £15 per car (maximum 5 people), £13 for advance tickets. For more information visit www.fakenhamtrade.org.uk

NORWICH SPARKS IN THE PARKS Earlham Park, Norwich (5:00pm–10:00pm) Children’s fireworks commence 6.30pm, burning of the guy between 6.45pm and 7.30pm with a (very) grand finale in the form of Big Bang Fireworks from 8pm. For further information and tickets visit www.norwich.gov.uk/events AFTER DARK FIREWORKS AND FUNFAIR Norfolk Showground, Easton (from 4:00pm) State-of-the-art displays accompanied by music. Last year’s event attracted more than 10,000 visitors, and this year promises to be even bigger and better. There’s a special children’s display at 6:30pm before the main event. Prices: £6 adult, under 12s £5, under 4s free. Further details at www.afterdarkpromotionsltd.co.uk

Remember to follow – the Firework Code and stay safe!

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LOCAL LIFE

ABOVE: Bob Davey in his lovingly-restored church: “I do think God gave me this task, and if you’re given a job to do, you do it,” he says.

The amazing restoration of St Mary the Virgin... Once a crumbling derelict used only by modern-day satanists, the village church of Houghton is now of national importance – thanks to the efforts of one local man. Words: Charlotte Thorneycroft Pictures: Ian Ward

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pon a hill on the outskirts of North Pickenham near Swaffham, tucked away from view and surrounded by a shield of trees sits St Mary the Virgin, a pretty little church that at first glance seem little different than any other village church. However, ordinary is probably the last word you’d use to describe Houghton’s history-soaked church. Twenty years ago, St Mary’s was little more than a ruin, a sorry abandoned structure barely seen through the greenery that shrouded it. Then along came a certain

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Mrs Davey and her WI ramble, who’d rambled off route and happened upon the overgrown churchyard. Having told her husband Bob Davey about the site, he set off to investigate the derelict church. But what greeted the devout Christian as he arrived at St Mary’s that day sounds like something from an episode of Midsomer Murders rather than real-life, modern-day Norfolk. “The place had been used for devil worship,” recalls Bob. “There were inverted crucifixes on the altar, black candles and all manner of evil things. I was absolutely

disgusted – I tore it all down and threw it out that very afternoon.” Undeterred by those who’d been (mis)using the church in such a fashion, Bob determined to put an end to such sacrilege, and waited by himself to confront the satanists on his regular evening vigils. It was a decision that nearly proved fatal for Bob, as a heated confrontation with the group in question turned violent, one of them driving a car directly at Bob and nearly running him down. Deciding to seek help from higher powers, Bob turned to the police and

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church authorities, but for a smashed (it’s believed this number of reasons neither damage was caused by the were able to help. satanic worshippers who It was at that point Bob broke into the tomb of contacted the national press, Reverend Robert Say to use and word rapidly spread of St his bones). The nave floor has Mary’s plight. Soon the local been completely replaced, Territorial Army were and outside the churchyard knocking on Bob’s door to has been sympathetically help protect the crumbling reinstated and restored. building from further The enormous feat trespassers. No longer alone, achieved at St Mary the Virgin Bob now stood shoulder-tohasn’t gone unrecognised. shoulder with the force of the The church won the top army protecting his precious award from the Royal restoration project and the Institution of Chartered devil worshippers were no Surveyors (it actually shared longer a problem. the award with the This surreal event is merely restoration of fire-damaged the tip of the iceberg that Windsor Castle) and Bob forms the remarkable story of Davey himself has been St Mary the Virgin, as for Bob awarded an MBE for his hard the monumental task of work. bringing this beloved “It was a very proud building back to life had only moment,” says Bob, “but just begun. finding St Mary’s how we did, Although still consecrated, and then everything I’ve had the church hadn’t been used to overcome was something I since the early 1930s, and a simply had to do. There have great deal of work was been far too many needed to make the structure coincidences along the way – solid and safe. I do think God gave me this It was a task which Bob task and if you’re given a job resolved to carry out to the to do, you do it.” best of his abilities, and at The church seems to have first he went about it singlean attraction for the unusual handedly. and unique – in 1916 the “The steps to the tower tower was severely damaged were crumbling and were one by a bomb dropped from a of the first items on the Zeppelin, and during his ABOVE: A small detail from the newly-discovered paintings on St Mary’s walls – restoration list,” says Rod restoration work, Bob they may well be unique to this country, and the oldest of their kind in Europe Rumsby, who helps care for the discovered the (probable) grave surviving image of the Holy Trinity – it’s church and grounds today. of a witch. The unfortunate woman had thought to be the earliest of its kind in “So was the tree which was actually been buried face down and covered in Europe and it’s quite possibly unique to growing inside the chapel and had to be rocks, although she has now been reBritain. Three scenes make up the painting removed. The roof was virtually noninterred elsewhere in the churchyard. Bob – the Seat of Mercy Trinity, the Harrowing of has plenty more of these fascinating stories existent and many of the original features Hell and the Creation of Eve. were missing or damaged. Most people to share. Many experts have examined them to would have walked away from it, but Bob Today, St Mary the Virgin is all that accurately date the paintings, which (since didn’t!” remains of a once busy country village – Like many religious buildings, St Mary the they’re directly on the basic plaster of the but one man’s dream and determination walls) are now thought to be as old as the Virgin had undergone numerous has restored life to the area once again. building itself. When the experts analysed renovations and alterations over the years, A fascinating landmark for Norfolk, a visit tiny fragments of the paint, they found the but through surviving parish records and to St Mary’s brings enjoyment from its own orange shades had been derived from careful inspection of his church, Bob has tranquil beauty as much as its amazingly pieced together a comprehensive history of cinnabar – which at the time could only dramatic history. The church is open from have come from China, further adding to the building. 2pm – 4pm daily, and more information on the importance of the images. There has been a church on the site since its history and restoration can be found at The chance discovery of the paintings 630AD (as a timber construction) with a www.saintmaryschurch.org.uk KL sparked fierce interest from various parties stone building started around 800AD. including English Heritage, which has With the roof missing, water had been helped save Bob’s beloved church through happily pouring in for years, causing severe a number of grants from the charity and problems throughout the church, although other organisations. it also had a fascinating side-effect. Windows and stone work have been The relentless damp had actually caused replaced, in some cases painstakingly some of the Victorian plaster to fall away remodelled from small remnants of the from the walls, thus revealing some original materials. The chancel steps have amazing early paintings. been reconstructed after they were On the east wall of the nave is a rare

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KL magazine talks to local MP Henry Bellingham about his life in politics, his love of North West Norfolk, and his views on the proposed incinerator for King’s Lynn... KL MAGAZINE: You’re a well known face as our local MP, but your political life involves more than that, doesn’t it? HENRY BELLINGHAM: After returning to Parliament in 2001, I joined the Shadow Front Bench as Shadow Small Businesses and Enterprise Minister in 2002. I served in this capacity up until the 2005 election, after which I joined the Opposition Whips Office, before then becoming the Shadow Justice and Legal Services Minister. After the formation of the Coalition Government in May 2010, I was asked by David Cameron to join William Hague’s Ministerial team at the Foreign Office as Minister for Africa, the UN, the Overseas Territories, Conflict Issues, Climate Change, Commercial Diplomacy, Links with Business and Protocol. This is obviously a fascinating role and a huge privilege to be working for someone like William Hague who’s a brilliant boss and a very good delegator. Our key priorities in Africa at the moment are Somalia, Sudan and Zimbabwe – as well as pushing our commerical diplomacy agenda across the whole continent. Our second key priority is putting the finishing touches to our new White Paper on the 14 Overseas Territories. KL MAGAZINE: Your political career started at quite an early age – how did you first became involved with local politics? HENRY BELLINGHAM: I was first adopted as the Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for North West Norfolk in July 1981 at the age of 26! I’d always been interested in politics

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and was closely involved in the politics society at school – I then followed this up with various political activities at university. My ambition was always to represent my home constituency, but little did I know that the then sitting MP, Christopher BrocklebankFowler was going to cross the floor and thus trigger a vacancy for the Conservative candidacy. KL MAGAZINE: What have been the most significant changes and developments that have taken place in West Norfolk since you’ve been in your position? HENRY BELLINGHAM: Whilst West Norfolk has increased in population, and whilst we’ve also seen significant improvements in our transport infrastructure, I do believe it’s maintained its really quite unique environment and distinctive character. I’ve always fought hard to secure sustainable development, and this means towns and villages

expanding at a slow rate and trying hard to ensure that supporting services match the population growth. I have always been very active in pushing for new inward investment, and obviously we need a blend of manufacturing industries such as Palm Paper and new IT and technology businesses. KL MAGAZINE: What local issues are currently of the most importance to you? HENRY BELLINGHAM: Of course, the big issue facing King’s Lynn and West Norfolk is this wretched incinerator. Without doubt, this is the biggest issue that I’ve encountered during my 30 years as either a Parliamentary candidate or MP for this constituency and I am 100% opposed to it. To my mind it’s absolutely crazy to locate such a vast facility way out in the west of the county. This completely goes against the so-called proximity principle and the localism agenda. I’m also convinced that incineration is very much yesterday’s technology, so what we should be doing is looking at some of the new greener technologies that more forward looking councils are turning to. It’s obviously also important to bear in mind that no county council in the country can just defy local opinion – and with 92.68% of people voting “no” in a referendum with a turnout of 61.3%, it’s essential the County Council stop to think again. As for other issues, I’m working hard to secure improvements on our local train service – I’ve already mentioned my agenda for working with

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the Borough Council to attract new inward investment, and of course protecting the environment and ensuring our beautiful countryside is secured for future generations is of huge importance to me.

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KL MAGAZINE: It’s been a tough few years for businesses, but in West Norfolk we’re still seeing new start-ups and employment rates are higher than average. Why do you think this is? HENRY BELLINGHAM: As of September, the total number of unemployed claimants in my constituency – North West Norfolk – was 1,874, which represents 4.4% of the economically-active population. Although this is far lower than other parts of the country it is still a tragedy for many of those involved. This is why the Government are putting a lot of emphasis on new training schemes and above all new apprenticeships – despite the austerity measures we’ve had to take to tackle the National Debt. Furthermore, although the UK economy is still fragile there are a number of local firms that are looking to expand. What we must do is work hard to ensure they have road and rail communications, and at the same time I’m very concerned about the damage the proposed incinerator could do to the image of business in the locality. KL MAGAZINE: West Norfolk is very popular with tourists with many businesses relying on the income this creates. What’s being done to ensure our tourist industry is supported? HENRY BELLINGHAM: Tourism is obviously one of our bright spots and it’s essential that all businesses in the hospitality industry – be they small B&Bs or caravan parks – are relentlessly innovative and are always looking to raise standards. I’m very pleased to say that our local Borough Council have a very proactive tourism strategy, and this is going to be combined with a very sensible and pro-business approach to planning. KL MAGAZINE: You can often be seen out and about in the local community – how important is it for you to liaise with your constituents and attend local events? HENRY BELLINGHAM: For me, my constituency and local community are the most important parts of my political life. Of course, as a Minister at the Foreign OďŹƒce I have to travel a great deal, but I do my level best to make sure this doesn’t interfere too much with weekends. This is why I can be seen out and about on most Fridays going to various events and in particular visiting schools and businesses. I also hold regular advice centres and have ones coming up in the near future in both King’s Lynn and Hunstanton. KL MAGAZINE: What do you like best about West Norfolk? HENRY BELLINGHAM: We have a truly stunning countryside and range of habitats in West Norfolk – both land and marine. Preserving these, as well as promoting them to the wider world, is incredibly important to me. KL MAGAZINE: How do you like to enjoy your free time? HENRY BELLINGHAM: Obviously free time is very rare at the moment, but in the past I have enjoyed playing cricket, golf and a number of country pursuits. KL MAGAZINE: Who has inspired you the most and what’s the one piece of advice you would always follow? HENRY BELLINGHAM: One of the great figures of my political generation was of course Margaret Thatcher, and the best advice she ever gave was, “to be true to your beliefs and principles.â€? Another mantra of hers was “to treat others as you would like to be treated yourself.â€? KL MAGAZINE: Could you tell us something that would surprise our readers? HENRY BELLINGHAM: So far, I have only met one local person who is in favour of the dreaded incinerator proposal!

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West Norfolk: Then and Now

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2011 ST JAMES STREET REVISITED Thanks to KL magazine reader Elaine Douglas from King’s Lynn for sending this month’s picture, which she says dates from 1952 – but she’s not completely sure of the date. Does anyone know what became of the third triangular roof and when it

happened? If you do, please contact us – or help date the picture more accurately. For more photographs of how things used to be in King’s Lynn and the surrounding area, contact Picture Norfolk – you’ll find them at the Norfolk Heritage Centre, Norfolk and Norwich Millennium Library, The Forum,

Millennium Plain, Norwich, Norfolk NR2 1AW. We’ll be bringing you another nostalgic look at West Norfolk next month. IN ASSOCIATION WITH

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o often, negative press stories and media coverage lead us to see the younger generation in a lessthan-flattering light, so it’s good to have shining examples of teenagers doing truly inspirational work – especially when they’re all from King’s Lynn. Five students from the town’s King Edward VII School (KES) – George Murrell, Marcus Ward, Maddie Massingham, Charlotte Mullins and Lauren Steele will be embarking on a rather unusual journey next July. While their friends spend their summer holidays relaxing, the Year 11 students will be working in Tanzania as part of a Camps International programme. Working to the ethos of ‘ethical journeys without compromise,’ Camps International is an organisation that offers travel opportunities for young people who want to volunteer and make a difference to the countries they visit. At present, the oragnisation works in three continents through seven dedicated camps, all of which have been established to introduce new facilities and help sustain local communities. It’s a genuinely rewarding way of giving to charity that’s struck a chord with the King’s Lynn students. “You always see advertisements for African charities on television,” says Charlotte Mullins, “but you never really know where the money is going or what it’s being used for. To actually be able to go and help those people in a practical way is the best thing ever.” “I see things on television about poverty and think I should do something about it,” agrees Maddie Massingham. “Going on this trip means I can help make a real difference and change lives in a more hands-on way. It’s most definitely the opportunity of a lifetime and it’s something I’ve always wanted to do.” As volunteers, the teenagers will be living in the heart of communities, working to improve standards with projects such as building wells, toilet blocks and even new schools. In line with the principles of Camps International, the company employs local tradespeople who’ll be teaching the young volunteers the skills to enable them to work together on projects. “Hearing that some of the children in these villages have to walk miles just to get to school each day made us want to go and help them,” said George Murrell. “All they want is a pen and some paper, and those are things we take for granted, so we’ll all make sure we take good supplies of both for them!” Working closely with wildlife in areas such as livestock vaccination will also form part of the work the students will become involved with. “I’m especially looking forward to learning more about wildlife preservation

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ABOVE: The students will be joining the Camps International initiative in Tanzania, working on a number of social projects – including seaweed farming (right), a micro-finance plan to generate an income for the local women in Tanga

and environmental projects in Tanzania,” says Lauren Steele. “I see this expedition as a great opportunity to experience a completely different way of life, learning many new skills on what will be a real lifeenhancing adventure.” The hard work has already begun for the five students, as they have to raise nearly £4,000 each to pay for the trip. It’s a daunting amount for anyone, but the five were undeterred and were determined it should be them rather than their parents who raised the cash. “We knew a lot of our school friends were expecting our parents to fund the trip,” explains Marcus Ward, “so we thought we’d prove them all wrong and show them we could get the money to pay for ourselves”. No sooner had their parents signed the consent forms than the money-making activities began. Over the summer the boys have been busy selling donated items (given in response to leaflets they designed and delivered themselves in their local area) at car boot sales, packing shopping and gardening. The girls have also been busy with part-time jobs, babysitting and organising a fashion show. Amazingly, the group are so set on their KLmagazine November 2011

goal they’ve even pledged all their birthday and Christmas money towards the trip! As part of a wider team at the Tanzania Camp, the help provided by the group won’t just be in the form of labour-intensive work, as the expedition places equal weight on the interaction of different cultures. The youngsters from King’s Lynn each have their own skills and talents (such as sport and dance) they can teach to the children in Tanzania. In return, the five will get to visit the nearby Maasai village and learn more about their culture, something Marcus is very excited about. “It would be great if they let us jump with them like they do on the television!” he laughs. Understandably, the student’s parents and school are all very proud of these five young people, who’ll be putting in a year’s hard work to fund a trip that will be demanding but equally rewarding – and puts other people first. The teenagers have said they’re willing to do any odd jobs to help raise the muchneeded funds, and if there are any businesses that would like to help, they’d be happy to visit and show a presentation about their trip. They’ve already got the

Pearl River Restaurant in King’s Lynn on their side – the restaurant will be holding a Team Tanzania Chinese Meal Event on 28th February 2012, and have agreed to donate 50% from the price of each meal to the students’ fundraising efforts. If you’d like to help the students or find out more, please contact George’s mother Jules Stutchbury on 07714 378376. KL

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ABOVE: The unmistakable sight of Norfolk Lavender’s purple landscape – shortly to be celebrating its 80th anniversary

Celebrating 80 years of Norfolk Lavender... Norfolk Lavender is one of the most popular tourist attractions in the region, and its setting never fails to astound visitors. As its 80th birthday approaches, Charlotte Thorneycroft writes the purple prose...

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waying gently in the summer breeze, the rippling purple fields of lavender in Heacham have become an icon of Norfolk, attracting thousands of visitors each year. Established in 1932, Norfolk Lavender began with 33,000 cuttings planted by local grower Linn Chilvers – after visiting lavender fields in France during the 1920s, he returned to England realising there was a distinct lack of lavender on this side of the Channel, other than some in North London,

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which wasn’t the most suitable nursery area. In his home county of Norfolk however, the climate and conditions created the perfect environment lavender needs in which to flourish. Heacham in particular has the perfect alkaline, chalky and welldraining soil with low rainfall. From the 33,000 cuttings planted in over six acres at Fring, the first lavender oil was distilled. Joining forces with local landowner Francis ‘Ginger’ Dusgate, Norfolk Lavender grew to a 100-acre operation,

with a site at Heacham and 50 acres leased from the Royal Estate (the same 100 acres are used today). At the heart of the purple landscape is Caley Mill, which has been home to Norfolk Lavender since the building was purchased by Dusgate in 1936 – it had been derelict since the mill itself ceased operating in 1919. With an unusual gothic revival design, the carstone mill is unique because it has a waterwheel on the outside. The bars on the windows were installed to protect the

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ABOVE: Norfolk Lavender is also a haven for bees and butterflies

miller and his family when the Corn Laws made his produce rich pickings for thieves. Norfolk Lavender remained a family business until 2009 when it was purchased by another local family who have since further developed the site as visitor attraction. In the early days expansion for the company was rapid, as orders began to flood in from well-known perfumers such as Yardley, who based their business around one important ingredient – lavender. But it wasn’t any type of lavender – the plant that had been developed for its superior qualities was Lavandula Augustifolia, which (happily) is better known as ‘English Lavender’. Despite the scale of production, harvesting was still done by 40 local ladies who would hand cut the flowers each summer. As the business developed planting was formed into rows to allow the efficiency of mechanical harvesting and

pruning, which has been very successful with new equipment only recently introduced. For a long time Norfolk Lavender was the only large-scale commercial producer in the country, harvesting some 150 tonnes each year – a third of which was dried, with the remainder destined for the distillery to make precious lavender oil. At one time, the Heacham site housed every department of the lavender oil production from the distillery to warehousing, although much has now moved to other local sites enabling a greater visitor experience. During the summer the old stills (which date back to 1874 and were retired from commercial use in 2009) are fired up to show the intricate steam distillation process from harvested flower to oil. It’s a fascinating process. Once the stills are loaded to capacity with lavender flowers, steam is passed through the still,

which vaporises the oil from the flowers. This then travels with the steam into the condenser. Here, the steam and oil is cooled and condensed back to liquid form before being flowed into the separator – where the prized lavender oil floats on top of the water and can be tapped off. The process doesn’t even end here, as all Norfolk Lavender oil has to be matured for a year before it’s ready to be blended into fragrance and other products. In association with the conservation charity Plant Heritage, there are now over 100 different types of lavender in the national collection at Norfolk Lavender (more than 70 of which are available to buy at the plant centre). Here, visitors are able to see (and smell!) the differences between the varieties produced by each plant. A visit to Norfolk Lavender is best enjoyed on one of the guided tours given by Sheila Taylor and her team of experienced guides. As well as showing visitors around the Heacham site with a very informative talk, the guides are able to accompany coach parties (on their own coach) and take them to the impressive lavender fields at Sandringham, whilst giving a local history tour. “At the height of summer when the field is awash with bright purple,” says Sheila, “the lavender fields are a glorious sight. The plants are an equally big attraction for butterflies and bees, so it’s a great sensory experience of sights, sounds and smells.” The Caley Mill tour also looks at the site’s Herb Garden, which gives you the ideal opportunity to discover that lavender itself is actually a herb. For hundreds of years the flower has been respected for its medicinal properties and has been put to many unusual uses in the past – including embalming! As an essential oil it can be used beneficially as an antiseptic to treat wounds and burns, and its heady aroma is wellestablished for its relaxing properties. KL

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Lavender was first introduced to England by the Romans. It takes ¼ tonne of lavender to produce just one pint of lavender oil. Lavender is one of the top three essential oils. It’s the only essential oil that can be used directly on the skin. Lavender can be used as a flavoursome herb in cooking, such as lavender cake, or as an alternative to rosemary with lamb or in burgers. In medieval London it was believed lavender could be used as protection from the Plague.

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extends to every part of the Evergreen fantastic selection of gift ideas – they’re operation – whether it’s new (and used) ideal for young farmers (and big kids!) farm equipment, parts and accessories, or If you’re looking to get the job done servicing. In fact, whether you’re a efficiently and cost-effectively, you’ll be homeowner with a small garden or a large hard pressed to find a better range of topfarm with thousands of acres, Evergreen quality products at real value for money Tractors has the experience, knowledge prices than what’s in store at Evergreen. and expertise to make light work of any job – and with a fleet of service vehicles able to carry on-site servicing and repairs, it’s a service you can rely on. If you can’t make it to the showroom to see the extensive product range for yourself, Evergreen Tractors offers a comprehensive online ordering system that offers you access to a huge replacement parts catalogue – it’s constantly updated, simple to navigate and easy to use. EVERGREEN TRACTORS And with Christmas fast St Germans, King’s Lynn, Norfolk PE34 3EU TEL: 01553 617666 approaching, E-MAIL: mail@evergreentractors.co.uk Evergreen WEB: www.evergreentractors.co.uk also stocks a

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AnimalMatters Our monthly look at the issues concerning you and your pets with Alex Dallas of the London Road Veterinary Centre...

STOP PRESS: Fireworks It’s only a few days until Bonfire Night, and many pets – in fact as many as 45% of all dogs – are frightened by fireworks. If you’re worried about your pet then contact us at the surgery as soon as possible – or at least talk to us before next year. In the meantime, for some handy help and advice please see the firework phobias section in the Services section of our website at www.makeyourpetsmile.co.uk

Small bites There’s been a lot in the press again recently about the new disease affecting dogs that seems to be prevalent in Sandringham at this time of year. It’s still under a lot of investigation as to what causes it, but sadly there have been more cases this year, and even some fatalities. If past years are anything to go by, then when we get some cold weather it should stop until next autumn. Bring on the first real frosts!

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hat’s a question I’m asked every week at my practice, and I completely understand the owners’ concerns. It’s usually asked by the anxious owner of a pet who needs to undergo surgery to improve – or even save – their life. However, it’s so often the older animal that needs to have a tumour removed, or some dental extractions, or a lifesaving intervention that will give enormous improvements in their quality of life. It’s about balancing any risks of anaesthesia against the benefits the procedure will give the animal in the long term. So what does a veterinary anaesthetic involve? Well, all practices will vary in the protocols and techniques involved, but undoubtedly we can be proud of the standards the veterinary profession has achieved. Routine anaesthetics are very successful, with animals recovering quickly and happily. Even difficult cases involving elderly and very sick patients, we can be increasingly certain that these animals will recover extremely well with all the care now available. In short, your pets will undergo the same

excellent care that you yourself would be given if you were undergoing an anaesthetic in hospital. After a thorough physical examination and blood tests (if appropriate), a carefully measured and calculated premedication is given. This involves pain relief and a sedative to relax the patient and will also reduce the amount of anaesthesia required, all adding more safety. An intravenous catheter is placed in the leg, and then a carefully administered anaesthetic is given to send the animal to sleep. We use the latest, short-acting product, which is quickly eliminated from the pet, ensuring a rapid recovery. Meanwhile a tube is put into the animal’s airway, and from then on very precise control of the depth of anaesthesia is maintained. Ultimately that’s the whole point – anaesthesia is different for every individual case, and it’s not some sort of ‘one size fits all’ approach. It’s this individual care that our practice prides itself in – allowing animals to benefit from surgical treatments with positive outcomes.

Your pets This month’s pet is Tigger, a friendly little cat who’s no stranger to climbing fences – especially when it comes to dinner time! Many thanks to KL magazine readers the Yeldham family of Snettisham, for sending us the picture. Don’t forget to keep sending me pictures of your pets (the funnier the better!) to Animal Matters at KL magazine, 18 Tuesday Market Place, King’s Lynn, Norfolk PE30 1JW or e-mail them to editor@klmagazine.co.uk

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John Warham Local people and local places When he retired from business, John Warham had little idea he’d find himself publishing four books in as many years. KL magazine looks at his work and previews his new book...


ABOVE: The team behind the People and Places books – Janet Angles (Wells), photographer John Warham, course tutor Julia Rafferty, and Hazel Denslow (Burnhams). Below is John’s portrait of Bob Riches and ‘Gunner’

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t started, as many good ideas do, with a chance conversation in the pub, with local Thornham resident and former journalist Peter Oliver. ”We really should do a history of the village,” he said, “while there are still people who remember the old way of life”. So began the journey which ended two years later with the publication of Thornham, a Photographic History of a Norfolk Village – a self-published book written by Peter, containing old photographs and reminisces of village life from the early part of the twentieth century. There was a recurrent question – have all the old crafts and characters of village life really disappeared? Are some of them surviving, and could there be a book showing a snapshot of Thornham today? It was at this stage that Wells Library, as the centre for Adult Education Services, came into the picture. John Warham had been studying Digital Photography under course tutor Julia Rafferty, and the year-end assignment needed a commercial brief. With Julia’s encouragement, Thornham – People and Places was produced. John talked to the local residents and discovered the old trades were still there – the iron worker, the reed cutters, weavers, the oyster beds, as well as more modern trades, such as hairdressers and artists. A series of photographic portraits of people at work was set against the background of the landscapes for which Thornham is famous, and Thornham – People & Places, made a successful impact. At this stage John, who’d recently retired from a busy overseas business life, thought it was time to retreat to the golf course –

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ABOVE: John’s photographs perfectly capture the spirit of a location – such as this image of people enjoying fish and chips on Wells Quayside

but, following a conversation with Catherine Edgington of Big Blue Sky in Wells, the inevitable question arose. “What are you going to do next – how about a book on Wells?” Once seeds like this are planted, they tend to grow of their own accord. “I felt I could do the places,” says John, “but I didn’t know people in Wells as I did my own village of Thornham. Then I had the brilliant idea of asking Janet Angles, a fellow student at Wells Library, if she’d like to join me on the project.” Janet was equally enthusiastic and at the end of 2010, Wells-next-the-Sea: People & Places was published. They say that if you have two of anything, you’re on your way to a collection, and so it proved in this case. Now John has teamed up with another Wells student, Hazel Denslow, and is putting the finishing touches to The Burnhams – People & Places which will be published early in the new year. John is particularly pleased that his work is a totally ‘made in Norfolk’ project. All the books have been superbly designed by Dick Malt from Hoe (near Dereham) and the People & Places series has been printed by Jez Batch of Dolphin Graphics in Dersingham. “Jez and Dick are both totally different characters, but they’re both great to work with, says John. “This has been very much a team process and these books are as much theirs as mine.” John is a bit cagey about what will happen after this. “Well, there’s another enthusiastic student of Julia’s who lives in Blakeney and there’s talk of The Glaven Ports – People & Places, but we’ll have to wait and see. The first priority is to make sure the Burnhams book is successfully published, but I have to say that when I retired from business, I never thought I’d have published four books in the same number of years”. Life takes us all down unexpected paths, and John Warham’s has helped highlight some of the enduring character and beauty of our home county. KL

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ABOVE: John Warham’s portrait of Andrew Ruffhead

Thornham – A Photographic Portrait of a North Norfolk Village is available for sale at £12.50. Wells – People & Places is for sale in bookshops in the area and costs £23.50 The Burnhams – People & Places will be published in 2012 at £27.50 Thornham – People & Places is currently being reprinted as a second edition and will be on sale at £25.00 Books can be obtained from all good local bookshops, or directly from John Warham – contact 01485 512546 or send an e-mail to johnwarham@hotmail.com

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The easy way to keep safe and warm this winter... The Daly (Group) Limited offers a complete range of boiler servicing options to ensure your comfort and safety over the coming months...

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he nights are drawing in and the distinctive chill of winter is in the air, but before you rush to turn on the heating, think boiler servicing. We’ve all heard of the saying prevention is better than cure and when it comes to keeping our homes warm in the winter, this is one piece of advice we should all follow, as Nathan Daly of Daly (Group) Limited explains. “For us, the colder months can be very busy with boiler breakdowns” says Nathan. “People often think boiler servicing isn’t necessary until it’s too late, which often results in expensive repairs or – at worst – boiler replacement. Just like a car, regular servicing of your boiler (annually) can ensure it’s running efficiently and identify any potential problems before customers are left without heating when they most need it.” For a fraction of the cost of a new boiler an annual gas or oil boiler service with the Daly (Group) Limited will give you complete

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A blue flame indica tes a boiler operatin g correctly, if the flame is yellow and flickerin there could be a pr g oblem. Servicing, maintenance and repairs should only be carried out by Gas Safe registe red engineers. Fitting a carbon mo noxide alarm relati vely near to your boiler is ine xpensive and can sa ve lives. If you smell gas contact the emergency number for leaks on 0800 111999.

peace of mind that your boiler is fully operational and safe. Whether you think there may be a problem with your boiler or not, now is the ideal time to book your Daly (Group) Limited service. Small problems left unsolved can cause further damage the longer they are left. As fully qualified engineers with extensive experience within the industry, the Daly (Group) Limited offers complete plumbing and heating solutions whatever your requirement. And because Daly Plumbing and Heating is just one section of the Daly (Group) Limited’s comprehensive range of services, managing your home renovation work doesn’t have to be an issue. “Often finding and then organising different tradesmen can cause serious delays,” continues Nathan. “Many jobs require both plumbing and electrical skills and fortunately we have both departments within the Daly (Group) Limited. Using our experienced team on

site eases communication and efficiency in a project.” From new bathroom installations to Landlord Gas Safety Certificates, the Daly (Group) Limited covers all aspects of plumbing and heating. As gas safety specialists, they can offer full system installations and upgrades for oil, gas and even LPG. Local Engineers: KING’S LYNN | 01553 777293 FAKENHAM | 01328 855800 NORWICH | 01603 614032 Emergency Response: 07770 394045 | 07795 109847 www.dalygroup.co.uk QR CONTACT estimating@dalygroup.co.uk

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How to make the perfect Christmas Pudding...

RECIPE: SOPHIE GRIGSON PICTURE: SUNDIAL GROUP

This really is a figgy pudding as it includes dried figs, as well as all the usual dried fruit. The fig seeds bring a hint of a crunch to the finished pudding, which makes for a first-rate texture. You should make and steam your puddings at least a month in advance, so that they have time to mature. DRY INGREDIENTS 275g soft brown or white breadcrumbs 225g seedless raisins 100g dried apricots, chopped to the size of raisins 100g dried figs, chopped to the size of raisins 225g currants 225g sultanas 75g high quality candied peel, finely chopped 50g almonds, finely chopped 225g light or dark muscovado sugar 225g shredded suet ½ tsp salt 1tsp ground mixed spice 1tsp ground cinnamon ½tsp freshly grated nutmeg WET INGREDIENTS 1 orange, zest and juice 1 lemon, zest and juice 1 eating apple, cored and grated 3 eggs, lightly beaten 150ml stout or similar dark beer 150ml milk 4 tbsp brandy butter, for greasing pudding bowls

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INSTRUCTIONS 1 Place all the dry ingredients into a large bowl and mix together thoroughly. 2 Add the wet ingredients and mix together well with your hands (a spoon doesn’t do the job as well). 3 Divide the mixture between two greased 1½ litre heatproof pudding bowls, filling almost to the rim, then smooth down the surface. 4 Cover each bowl with a large square of greaseproof paper, then cover with a large square of foil. Tie the two sheets tightly in place under the rim with string, leaving long ends of excess string to make a handle. Loop one of the excess string lengths over the pudding basin and slide underneath the taut string holding the sheets in place on the other side. Bring up the string and firmly knot with the other piece of excess string, forming a secure handle to lift the pudding in and out of the water. 5 Leave the puddings somewhere cool overnight before cooking. 6 To cook, stand both puddings on a trivet in a large, deep, heavy-based pan (or each pudding in a separate pan). Pour boiling water into the pan(s) – enough to come about halfway up the sides of the bowls. 7 Cover the pan(s) with a lid and boil for seven hours. Check the water level regularly, topping up with boiling water as necessary to keep the bowls half submerged. 8 After seven hours, remove the bowls from the pan and leave to cool. Untie and remove the foil and greaseproof sheets and replace with clean, dry sheets of both greaseproof paper and foil. 9 Store in a cool, dry place (or freeze if you prefer, though they’ll keep perfectly well for a year or more unfrozen). To reheat at Christmas-time, return to a pan containing a few inches of boiling water, cover and steam for two hours, checking the water levels now and then, until completely heated through. 35


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The magic of AGA comes to King’s Lynn...

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ook to Perfection is thrilled to announce we’re now an AGA Cookshop Authorised Stockist. With AGA Cookshop, you’ll find everything for your kitchen, whether you cook on an AGA cooker or any other kind of cooker – and if you’re looking for high-performance cookware, collectables or just something to brighten up your kitchen you’re sure to find just the right thing. Performance is important to AGA Cookshop, which is why their cast-iron cookware has ground, flat bases ensuring maximum contact and stainless steel pans are stackable, meaning you can fit more into your oven. Textiles not only look great but also feature a built-in grease and steam barrier. This is why most people associate the name AGA with quality, good food and fine living, but many are unaware of the fact that almost all casting still takes place at the AGA-owned Coalbrookdale foundry in Shropshire by dedicated craftsmen – just as it did some 300 years ago. The AGA Cookshop range of tableware is designed to be stylish and practical and can be used freezer-to-oven-to-table. It’s also microwave and dishwasher safe, and some can be used direct on the boiling plate. It’s produced in England by Portmeirion Potteries with the classic AGA logo prominently in place. More unusual pieces of the AGA cookware collection include the cake baker. This is ideal for cooking fruit, ginger cakes or any cake that takes longer, as well as slow cooking, and sponge, suet or Christmas puddings. This set consists of a deep 5-litre heavy duty aluminium saucepan and stainless steel lid, together with three sizes of anodized deep cake tins: 15cm, 18cm and 20cm. The outer pot can alternatively be used for casseroles, stews and pot roasts. Throw in some books from the AGA Cookshop collection library, cleaning products to give your AGA cooker some muchdeserved sparkle, and some timeless classic cockerel textiles for the perfect mix. You’re invited to attend our AGA Cookshop launch event on Saturday 5th November in store, where guest demonstrator Jacqueline Rayner will be cooking up something delicious at 12.00pm. You’ll also have the opportunity to enter a prize draw – the 1st prize being a 24cm AGA Berndes casserole worth £97.99! On top of all that, throughout November we are offering a 10% discount on any AGA Cookshop brand purchase. So, what are you waiting for? MELANIE DONE is the joint owner of Cook to Perfection 47 High Street, King’s Lynn PE30 1BE Telephone: 01553 767575 Website: www.cooktoperfection.co.uk

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RestaurantReview

In her culinary quest to enjoy a taste of everything west Norfolk has to offer, Ann Weaver visits the Bombay Brasserie in the centre of King’s Lynn...

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mongst the regular suggestions from our readers of restaurants we should sample, the Bombay Brasserie on Railway Road in King’s Lynn was a surprise name that kept popping up, so I thought I’d find out why. Inside the restaurant isn’t overly fussy and fancy but pleasingly spacious, with two dining areas providing plenty of seating – it can actually seat up to 90 people, which helps explain why it’s such a popular venue for celebrations and parties. A waiter quickly sat us in the smaller dining area opposite the bar and gave us the menus to study whilst waiting for our drinks. The menu offered a very good selection with clear descriptions of each dish, some of which were the usual Indian restaurant favourites and some that neither my partner nor I had heard of before. We ordered poppadoms and starters which the waiter asked a colleague to see to whilst we quizzed him about these unfamiliar dishes, some of which were even made with noodles! He explained that the chef’s specialities were exactly that – a range of more authentic dishes that he and his family would eat at home, a selection of recipes you wouldn’t see in other restaurants. It sounded good, so we decided to try

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two hot plates on our table (rather than the usual one) which would allow everything we’d ordered to stay warm throughout our meal. My dish was full of tender lamb and chunky green peppers, with a mild sweet flavour that came through from the softly cooked onions. There was a definite spice flavour (without the heat) and it was an ideal choice for me – one I’d be more than happy to order again. The Zalwala had a generous amount of chicken breast in a rich, highly-spiced sauce. Although this was a very hot dish, my husband said he enjoyed it more than his usual madras because it had a lighter, fresher taste. Thoroughly delicious! We even went on to enjoy dessert – pistachio ice cream with saffron sauce and a chocolate mousse – and although they were pre-made they did make a sterling job of putting a nice finishing touch to a lovely evening. Our three-course meal with two alcoholic drinks and two soft drinks was incredibly under £55! Thank you very much to the KL readers who suggested we try the Bombay Brasserie – you were right! KL

something new. He suggested we tell him what sort of curry we usually preferred and he would select something suitable. My preferences earned me the recommendation of the Lamb Manchurian (made with fried onions, peppers, coriander and tandoori spices) and my husband (who normally enjoys a madras) was pointed in the direction of the Chicken Zalwala – one of the hotter options, made with ginger, FOOD SERVICE VALUE coriander, tomato and Bengal Naga Chilli. After a few minutes nibbling our poppadoms, the starters were brought to our table. I’d chosen the mixed starter which had a selection of bite-size tasters including chicken tikka, bhaji and sheek kebab, accompanied with a salad garnish and delicious mint yogurt. My husband opted for the rather amusingly named ‘magic mushrooms’ which were actually a mix of spiced minced lamb and mushroom formed into balls, coated in breadcrumbs and fried. THE BOMBAY BRASSERIE Both were excellent. 61 Railway Road, King’s Lynn PE30 1DP Before the mains Telephone: 01553 765947 arrived the waiter laid Web: www.oldbombaybrasseriekingslynn.co.uk

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CafeReview Enjoy a very Happy Christmas at the Lodge. PRE-CHRISTMAS December 1st–23rd (except Sundays) 3 courses £23.50 | 2 courses £17.50 CHRISTMAS BREAKS Christmas Eve to 27th December £675 for two people Includes all meals – call for full details CHRISTMAS DINNER 25th December Adults £55 | Children (under 12) £27.50 NEW YEARS EVE SOLD OUT! 2-day breaks – £200 per room

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s part of the Caithness Crystal Visitor Centre, we knew the cafe would be popular but once inside we realised it was very busy, although it’s happily large enough to cope with the number of coach parties and hordes of visitors that regularly arrive. The menu was on the back wall of the serving counter (further details were on smaller boards near the cake stands) and there was a good choice of sandwiches, jacket potatoes, paninis etc. Menus on the tables might have made life easier for the staff, since it’s difficult to avoid causing a little hold up if you’re not entirely sure of what you’d like. What was left of the hot food looked very good, which may explain why it had virtually sold out before 1.30pm. However, we were still able to order scampi and chips (my partner’s choice) and I selected a coronation chicken sandwich on brown bread. The meals were soon delivered to our table – the scampi was a good portion of large, plump and juicy pieces, alongside crisp chips and a small salad. It was a quick and easy lunch, cooked well and exactly as you’d want it to be. My choice was also nicely prepared, and I was glad to see a generous salad garnish which I packed into the sandwich. Pleased so far, we decided to sample the cakes – a slice of chocolate fudge and one of the handmade fruit scones. The first had a pleasingly strong cocoa taste (rather than just being brown and sugary) although it was still as wonderfully sticky and sweet as I’d hoped. From my dining partner (who’s something of connoisseur of these things), a thumbs-up was earned by the fruit-filled and not too sweet, fresh scone. With a coffee and fresh orange juice the bill was under £15, which we thought was remarkably good value and an obvious reason (especially when the quality of food is taken into account) why this cafe is so popular!

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NEW YEARS EVE PARTY Dance into 2012 with Azure – £30 per person Food at 9:00pm | Celebrations until 1:00am The Lodge, Old Hunstanton, Norfolk, PE36 6HX Telephone: 01485 532896 E-mail: info@thelodgehunstanton.co.uk Web: www.thelodgehunstanton.co.uk

LET’S PARTY! Book your Christmas party now and you’ll soon be leaping for joy! There’s no better way to celebrate with family, friends or work colleagues than with the great food and great atmosphere of the Deer’s Leap! Book your celebration now!

LUNCH PARTIES 2-courses £14.95 3-courses £19.95 DINNER PARTIES 2-courses £19.95 3-courses £24.95 NEW MENU LAUNCH Tuesday, November 1st – don’t miss it! The Deer’s Leap, 361 Wootton Road, South Wootton King’s Lynn, Norfolk PE30 3AZ T: 01553 671919 F: 01553 671199 E: kingslynn@thedeersleap.co.uk W: www.thedeersleap.co.uk

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FOOD & DRINK

LocalTastes Selected by Charlotte Thorneycroft

SPICE UP YOUR LIFE... HOT PEPPER SAUCE Norfolk Heatwave, Weybourne Made from a traditional family recipe, this West Indian hot pepper sauce delivers a fierce kick. Great as a dipping sauce or for adding a splash to your favourite meals for a quick spice boost – but be warned, it’s seriously hot! CHICKEN JALFREZI SPICE KIT Bhaji Man, Great Hockham Ever wondered how to replicate the taste of your favourite Indian meal in your own home? This simple to use spice kit does exactly that – a great way to impress dinner party friends with your fantastic curry-making skills! BBQ CHILLI SAUCE Philli Chillies, Great Hockham This sauce provides an excellent balance of spices, making it ideal for marinating meats before grilling. Can also be used as a zingy dipping sauce.

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ow the warmth has disappeared outside and the chill of winter is setting in, we thought it was time to look at some delicious Norfolk produce to bring the heat back to the kitchen. If you like your food to have bite, then try one of these tasty choices to spice up your meals.

Bombay Potatoes Spice Kit, Bhaji Man, Great Hockham Now you can make authentic Bombay potatoes in your own home. So good, these spicy potatoes are great with curries or try them with cold meats instead of potato salad!

Celebrate Christmas at Freebridge Farm! Book your Christmas Party now with our Festive Feast menu! November 22nd – December 30th 3 courses for only £12.99 Christmas Day Menu: 3 courses for only £39.99! Boxing Day Menu: 3 courses for only £19.99! Call us now on 01553 772221 or pop in for a menu – and join us for one of our £5.99 all-you-can-eat buffet nights! Clenchwarton Road, West Lynn, King’s Lynn PE34 3LJ

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Eating Out The Ancient Mariner Inn Galley Restaurant Golf Course Road, Old Hunstanton 01485 536389

Congham Hall Fine dining Lynn Road, Grimston 01485 600250 www.conghamhallhotel.co.uk

The Kings Head Hotel Award-winning fine dining Great Bircham, King’s Lynn 01485 578265 www.thekingsheadhotel.co.uk

Bank House Brasserie Brasserie food, British Classics Bank House Hotel, King’s Staithe Square, Kings Lynn 01553 660492 www.thebankhouse.co.uk

The Crown and Mitre King’s Lynn’s only traditional riverside pub. Great English food using only fresh locally-sourced ingredients. Ferry Street, King’s Lynn 01553 774669

The King William IV Country Inn and Restaurant Heacham Road, Sedgeford, Norfolk 01485571765 www.thekingwilliamsedgeford.co.uk

Best Western Knight’s Hill Hotel Garden restaurant South Wootton King’s Lynn 01553 675 566

The Crown Inn Gastro pub The Green, East Rudham 01485 528530 www.thecrowneastrudham.co.uk

Best Western Le Strange Hotel Golf Course Road, Old Hunstanton 01485 536389 The Blue Boar Inn Good locally sourced food Great Ryburgh, nr Fakenham 01328 829212 www.blueboarinn.ryburgh.co.uk Bradley’s Restaurant and wine bar 10 South Quay, Kings Lynn 01553 600836 www.bradleysbytheriver.co.uk Brewer’s Fayre Premier Inn West Lynn, King’s Lynn 01553 772221 www.premierinn.com Briarfields Titchwell, Hunstanton 01485 210742 www.briarfieldshotelnorfolk.co.uk Buckinghamshire Arms Traditional and modern local food Blickling Hall, Aylsham 01263 723133 www.bucks-arms.co.uk Caley Hall Hotel Gastro pub Old Hunstanton Road, Hunstanton 01485 533486 www.caleyhallhotel.co.uk

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The Dabbling Duck Seasonal English Cuisine Abbey Road, Great Massingham 01485 520827 www.thedabblingduck.co.uk The Deer’s Leap 361 Wootton Road, South Wootton King’s Lynn 01553 671919 www.thedeersleap.co.uk D’Inacios 9 Newmans Yard, Norwich Road, Fakenham 01328 851247 www.dinacios.co.uk The Gin Trap Inn Gastro Pub 6 High Street, Ringstead, Hunstanton 01485 525264 www.gintrapinn.co.uk The Hare Arms Varied fine dining Stow Bardolph, Kings Lynn 01366 382229 www.theharearms.co.uk Heacham Manor Hotel Varied fine dining Hunstanton Road, Heacham 01485 536030 www.heacham-manor.co.uk The Jolly Sailors Pub favourites Brancaster, Kings Lynn 01485 210314 www.jollysailorsbrancaster.co.uk

Leziate Park Local English Cuisine Brow of the Hill, Leziate, King’s Lynn 01553 630393 www.leziatepark.co.uk The Lodge Old Hunstanton, Norfolk 01485 532896 www.thelodgehunstanton.co.uk Market Bistro English Cuisine 11 Saturday Market Place, King’s Lynn 01553 771483 www.marketbistro.co.uk The Neptune Inn and Restaurant 85 Old Hunstanton Road, Old Hunstanton 01485 532122 www.theneptune.co.uk The Old Bank Fine food, local ingredients 10 Lynn Road, Snettisham Norfolk PE31 7LP 01485 544080 The Old Vicarage Seasonal local food The Street, Hemsby 01493 731557 www.theoldvicaragehemsby.co.uk

The Orange Tree New takes on pub classics and seafood High Street, Thornham 01485 512213 www.theorangetreethornham.co.uk Palmers British Brasserie 45 High Street, Downham Market. 01366 388124 www.palmersrestaurant.co.uk The Riverside Restaurant English Cuisine 27 King Street, King’s Lynn 01553 773134 The Rose and Crown Traditional pub favourites Old Church Road, Snettisham 01485 541382 www.roseandcrownsnettisham.co.uk The Sandboy Pub favourites and Thai cuisine Gayton Road, Bawsey 01553 630527 www.thesandboy.co.uk The Swan Inn South Wootton, King’s Lynn 01553 672084 Timbers Hotel & Restaurant A la carte and traditional pub food Lynn Road, Fincham 01366 347747 www.timbershotel.co.uk Titchwell Manor Traditional and modern infusion Titchwell, Kings Lynn 01485 210221 www.titchwellmanor.com

A taste of West Norfolk If we’ve missed your favourite local restaurant from this list, we’d love to hear from you – and so would our readers. Send the details to us at features@klmagazine.co.uk, and remember to pass on any fine dining tips, advice or recommendations as well! 41


LOCAL LIFE

Out and about:

Middleton

Blackborough End and North Runcton Words: Charlotte Thorneycroft Pictures: Ian Ward


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iddleton has a small railway station (Middleton Towers Railway Station) that was used by the King’s Lynn to Dereham line passenger and freight trains for some 120 years. Opened in 1848, the last passenger journey took place in 1968 when the station was closed as part of the government’s cost-cutting efficiencies (sound familiar?) The actual line between Middleton and King’s Lynn is still open and is regularly used as a freight line – transporting sand from the nearby quarry.

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iddleton Towers – also known as Middleton Castle – originally dates back to the 14th century as a fortified manor house of the Scales family. During the 15th century, the 7th Lord Scales built a large brick courtyard fortress which consisted of a grand turreted gatehouse incorporating the surrounding moat (and thereby encouraging the ‘castle’ designation). Today the gatehouse is the only substantial remainder of his work as the property lay in disrepair from the mid 18th century until it was purchased in a ruined state by Sir Lewis Whincop Jarvis in 1856. It was later purchased by the Watkinson family and has since passed by decent to the present owners. As a private home, Middleton Towers is not open to the public.

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ABOVE: a rare line engraving of Middleton Castle from 1809 by a certain J. Stewart, drawn when the structure was in a deplorable state

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espite Middleton Towers being referred to as the ‘castle’, Middleton actually did have a genuine castle once, which dated from around the late 11th century. The Norman fortress was founded by William d’Ecouis (a knight of William the Conqueror’s) whose vast estates were given to him in reward of his loyalty to the King. Today, the site of the castle is known as Middleton Mount – a 20-metre high mound on top of which the timber keep would have stood. Surrounding the mound is a large ditch which would have protected the castle. The site (which has scheduled monument status) is owned by the Norfolk Archaeological Trust, and is easily accessible to the public.

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Out and about Middleton, Blackborough End and North Runcton

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ll Saints Parish Church in North Runcton (above) was built by renowned architect Henry Bell, the man behind other iconic local buildings such as the Customs House in King’s Lynn. Built on the site of an earlier church which had been destroyed in a great storm, All Saints incorporates some of the materials from the previous Norman building. The church was built between 1710 and 1720, which means that Henry Bell (who actually lived nearby in North Runcton Hall) didn’t live to see the work finished.

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amed local explorer Samuel Gurney Cresswell is buried in North Runcton cemetery (left). We featured the amazing tale of Cresswell – the first man to cross the Northwest Passage – in KL magazine earlier this year.

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s a child, actor and national treasure Michael Caine was evacuated to North Runcton for five years during the Second World War (not a lot of people know that). It was here that he first took to the stage as a young boy in the village school’s performance of Cinderella, playing Baron Fitznoodle, the father of the ugly sisters. He has said this early stage debut influenced his future and a life-long love of acting. A blue plaque on the wall of the Village Hall (the former school) marks Caine’s connection to the village.

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A wonderland of not-so-shabby chic It’s quirky, it’s fun, and it’s very distinctive – it’s Hector’s Barn...

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f you haven’t discovered the fascinating new store of treasures next to the Rose and Crown in Harpley yet, make a space in your diary for Monday, November 28th. That’s the day Hector’s Barn will be holding a special Christmas Present Night at the Rose and Crown from 5.30–8.30pm. The pub will be opening on a Monday specially to host a typically eclectic selection of gift ideas from Hector’s Barn – furniture, fabrics, home furnishings, antiquities, gifts and Christmas hampers. Even better, there’ll be free mince pies and mulled wine – and your purchases can be giftwrapped while you wait. It’s a great opportunity to see what’s got so many people talking about Hector’s Barn – unique ideas for your home, hand-made

using vintage fabrics, old furniture, various pieces or porcelain and glass and a lovely touch of creativity. And you can’t miss the Nostlagia Boxes – they’re a great source of inspiration, and a genuine treat for lovers of nostalgia. What’s better, Hector’s Barn maintain a Wish List for customers – so if you can’t see exactly what you’ve been looking for all this time, Hector’s Barn can source it for you. For a truly individual piece, the talented team at Hector’s Barn can take any furniture that’s looking a bit shabby and well past its sell-by date, and truly chic it up for you. Discover the wonders of Hector’s Barn for yourself – and visit the Rose and Crown on November 28th. It’s free – but donations on the door will be going to the Harpley Village Hall Fund. We promise, you’ll love it!

Details HECTOR’S BARN The Barn, Rose & Crown, Harpley Norfolk PE31 6TW Tel: 01485 521807 Open: Wednesday –Sunday 10am-4pm

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ABOVE: the newly-refurbished first floor at David Auker Jewellery

Taking jewellery to a new level... Last month, established King’s Lynn store David Auker Jewellery opened a newly-refurbished first floor that brings a wealth of fantastic design ideas and big-name brands to the town – just in time for Christmas!

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s one of the premier jewellers in the region, David Auker Jewellery of King’s Lynn is renowned for stocking extensive ranges of top brands. Realising a need for customers to be able to source high-end pieces locally, David Auker has brought world-famous names such as Thomas Sabo, Pandora and Nomination to the town. “Because we’re professional jewellers, for us stocking these popular brands is only one half of the service,” says David. “Every brand has its own manager here, which allows each member of staff to be an ambassador for their respective collection. Our brand managers are specialists in their section, making sure they can pass on information and promotions to customers as well as offering an excellent range of products within the brand.” Now, as David Auker Jewellery prepares for the busy festive shopping period, a new niche has been satisfied by the Norfolk Street shop. Stunningly refurbished, the first floor has been transformed into a fabulous retail space offering more extensive ranges of

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jewellery and David Auker’s new gift section. “We found there was a lack of highquality gift items available locally, teamed with a strong demand from customers to be able to source jewellery and giftware simultaneously,” says David’s wife Louise. “When choosing products to stock we were conscious we should cater for men and women as well as suiting all budgets. By sourcing pieces individually, we’re satisfied all the items in our new gift section meet our high specifications whilst retaining high street prices.” When it comes to deciding on the ideal gift, whether for a wedding, christening or birthday, there’s a host of inspirational ideas to choose from. Home gift items such as photo frames, candles and room fragrances are complemented by a unique selection of display pieces such as vases and fascinating objects d’art.

As part of the new look the first floor will have a more extensive ‘Hot Diamonds’ range with the introduction of the shop within a shop. The new space has also enabled the introduction of another celebrated designer brand – Links of London. This exciting addition will be joined by other favourite brands such as Lulu Guinness mirrors and compacts and Simon Carter. The design consultation service has also moved to a larger, more personal space at the rear of the first floor, where clients can discuss their bespoke jewellery requirements confidentially whilst relaxing with a coffee. From pens to wine racks you’re sure to find something special for your loved one, but with fashionable brands and tempting pieces from David Auker’s own design range, who couldn’t resist a little treat for themselves too? KLmagazine November 2011


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CT stands for Optical Coherence Tomography – it’s a complex technology used to measure the eye and particularly the layers of the retina. An OCT scan is similar to an MRI or CAT scan for the eyes. OCT creates a detailed image in 3D that enables us to see – sometimes for the first time – problems within the eye that couldn’t easily be seen before. Since damage to the retina (whether caused by glaucoma, diabetes or age-related macular degeneration) can lead to visual impairment or even A detail of the 3D retinal image blindness, OCT is a truly generated by an vital tool in maintaining OCT scan the overall health of your

eyes and identifying problems at the earliest opportunity. Swaffham-based D A Seaman Optometrists have invested in the very best technology to protect your eyesight now and for the future. Using OCT, we can pick up any problems at a much earlier stage, which naturally offers you a better range of treatment options and a better visual outcome. This test isn’t part of the NHS eye test but is performed as part of an extended eye examination. If you have a family history of glaucoma or macular degeneration, then Optical Coherence Tomography should be performed on a regular basis. For further help and advice, or to book an appointment, please contact us and give your eyes the benefit of the experience and service available from D A Seaman.

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Sunil Nair Mr Sunil Nair is a Consultant Orthopaedic and Hand Surgeon with a private practice based at BMI The Sandringham Hospital in King’s Lynn. His surgical practice includes carpal tunnel release, surgery for Dupuytren’s disease, hip and knee replacements and knee arthroscopy.

arpal Tunnel Syndrome (CTS) is a condition that affects people usually between the ages of 40-60 and is more common in women. Its symptoms are numbness and tingling that affects the thumb, index and middle fingers and part of the ring finger. This is the usual pattern of sensation through a nerve called the median nerve. The median nerve runs through a tunnel in the front part of the wrist called the carpal tunnel and there are tendons that share this space. If the nerve is squeezed in this relatively tight canal for any reason, it can lead to symptoms of CTS. The numbness and tingling are often more severe during the night and can disturb sleep. Pain is a less common feature and in longstanding cases there may be muscle weakness and wasting. Although in some instances there are clear reasons like fluid retention in pregnancy, underactive thyroid and diabetes, in the vast majority there is no distinct identifiable cause for CTS. There may be a genetic link but there’s no evidence to support repetitive use as a causal factor. The diagnosis is straightforward when the symptoms are severe and there is no need for tests or X-rays. However, if the

clinical picture is uncertain some tests can be performed to confirm or deny the diagnosis. Although these tests help, they’re not 100% reliable. It’s important to note there are other conditions not related to carpal tunnel that can cause similar symptoms. Treatment depends on the duration and severity of symptoms. Mild to moderate symptoms over a relatively short duration of weeks to a few months can be treated by rest, analgesia, antiinflammatory medication and splintage of the wrist. When symptoms are severe a local cortisone injection can help. When symptoms are more longstanding and not improved by other means, surgery becomes an option. The standard surgical procedure involves dividing a thick ligament that forms the roof of the carpal tunnel through a small cut in the palm. This is called a carpal tunnel release and is usually performed using local anaesthesia. Carpal tunnel release usually has a good outcome and most people find their symptoms disappear. The numbness and tingling can occasionally persist. This may be due to another cause or due to incomplete division of the ligament during surgery. Carpal tunnel release, like all surgical procedures, carries a potential risk

of harm which should be considered before deciding to proceed. The risks include infection, bleeding, nerve damage, a tender and sensitive scar and a chronic aching pain over the wrist. The condition rarely recurs. In summary, CTS is a relatively common condition that is easily diagnosed. Most people are treated without an operation and when surgery is required, an open carpal tunnel release is a simple procedure with low risks and a generally good outcome.

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LOCAL LIFE

ABOVE: Club President Carolyn Slynn (left) and members of the King’s Lynn branch of Soroptimist International at local fundraising events

The local women with the global viewpoint... It’s women working together in charity work, raising awareness of serious social issues, fundraising – and a lot of friendship too! Charlotte Thorneycroft meets the local branch of Soroptimist International...

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t hardly rolls off the tongue with the greatest of ease, but it’s a name that makes a lot of sense, deriving from the Latin for ‘sister’ (soror) and ‘best’ (optima). Literally meaning ‘the best for women,’ Soroptimist International (SI) is a worldwide service organisation for women, committed (in its own words) to a world in which women and girls can achieve their individual and collective potential, realising aspirations and having an equal voice in creating strong, peaceful communities around the world. The first Soroptimist club was founded in California in 1921 with a British equivalent following in 1924 (they merged in 1930 to create the ‘International’ organisation). Their mission statement, which has changed little since those early days, was to

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“encourage high ethical standards in business and professions; to increase the efficiency of each member by the exchange of ideas and business methods; to stimulate the desire of each member to be of service to her fellow; and to quicken the interest of each member in the public welfare and to co-operate with others in civic, social and industrial development.” Today Soroptimist International exists in 124 countries around the globe with more than 90,000 members – all working for the greater good of women and children worldwide. An excellent example of Soroptimist International at grass-roots level, the King’s Lynn’s club has been established for 36 years and has around 30 members who meet once a month to discuss projects.

The voluntary service side of the Soroptimist structure is known as ‘Programme Action’ and is the focus of all clubs – at local, national and international level – as club president Carolyn Slynn explains. “Recently, SI King’s Lynn has lobbied local MPs on issues such as the trafficking of women and children, support for victims of domestic violence and conditions in immigrant removal centres,” she says. “Locally, we support women’s refuges and homeless shelters with collections of toiletries and food. We also hold an annual public speaking competition for year 6 pupils in the area. Checking tapes for the talking newspapers and tending the flower bed we’ve adopted in Tower Gardens are also important regular activities.”

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ABOVE: Members of Soroptimist International King’s Lynn tend their adopted flower bed in the town’s Tower Gardens – it’s just a small part of the club’s varied activities

Every year, the club president also chooses a charity they’d like to support and raise awareness for (last year, SI King’s Lynn raised £1,300 for charity). This year Carolyn has chosen Morley House in King’s Lynn – a specialist home for children between 5–18 with learning disabilities, enabling them to enjoy weekends and short breaks away from home (it’s part of the BREAK charity). “I knew I wanted to choose a charity that helped carers,” she explains, “and Morley House provides an excellent service. The children (and their carers) who use these facilities all deserve a break, and this accommodation allows them that all-important time.” In aid of Morley House, Carolyn has organised a concert featuring orchestral co-operative Divertimento! which will take place on 1st April next year in the grand setting of St Nicholas’ Chapel. The commitment of Soroptimist International to improve the lives of women and girls around the world has been recognised by the United Nations, where SI now has consultative status. As an organisation, they recognise a number of UN days such as World Water Day, International Literacy Day and International Day of Peace and activities are planned by each club to raise awareness of these events within their communities. On a global scale, SI also has a very important social element. “Each meeting has time set aside for the business side of SI work,” says Carolyn, “but the friendship and networking is just as important. All the women who join the club are businesswomen and professionals (some now retired) or are in positions of responsibility, and we all share the same values and desire to help others, so making friends is easy. “As well as our monthly meetings there are other social events organised throughout the year for members, and we have links to other clubs here in the UK and abroad.” The next social event organised by SI King’s Lynn is a literary lunch on Sunday 20th November at the Riverside Restaurant where a three-course meal will be enjoyed with two special guests in the shape of authors Jim Kelly and Sophie Hannah. Monthly meetings take place on the first Monday of the month at 7.30pm at the Green Quay. If you’re interested in becoming a member or would like to know more about the work of SI King’s Lynn visit the website at www.soroptimist-gbi.org/kingslynn or call Carolyn on 01553 673851. KL

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Books STRAIGHT FROM THE FORCE’S MOUTH Dave Prowse He’s best known for his portrayal of Darth Vader in George Lucas’ Star Wars trilogy, but Dave Prowse’s autobiography reveals so much more about a complex character for whom acting is just a small part of his long career. His work for charity and his struggles with illnesses that have plagued much of his life offer a true meaning for the phrase gentle giant.

INHERITANCE Christopher Paolini If you’ve never heard of Eragon and Alagaesia, move on – there’s nothing to see. But watch from the wings, for we have for ourselves a veritable global publishing phenomenon in the culmination of a series of four books that steadfast fans have awaited for almost a decade. The dragons are here and you have been warned.

11.22.63 Stephen King The what-if book to out what-if all other what-if books. JFK is shot in Dallas and his lone assassin will himself die. In 2011, Jake Epping is offered the chance to revise the very moment of impact. He’ll take that chance and everything will change – but in ways no reader could possibly have foreseen. Explosive storytelling: this is King’s best book to date.

THE HOUSE OF SILK Anthony Horowitz We simply can’t get enough of the Baker Street detective. Here we are then, back in 1890, with a brand new story which gets the official nod from the Conan Doyle Estate for the selection of Horowitz to keep alive the gas lamps. This is a Holmes from home. Every bit as enticing as Doyle’s original narratives of Victorian London it’s a curl up and cosy book to fend off the worst of the late November blues.

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David Learner This month’s recommended reading features a fascinating mix of people – from JFK to Sherlock Holmes, from Gordon Ramsay to Darth Vader! MATTHEW BOURNE AND HIS ADVENTURES IN DANCE Matthew Bourne and Alastair Macaulay Almost 25 years ago, Bourne’s modern dance company Adventures in Motion Pictures took London’s collective breath away with its striking originality and shock of the new. More locally his choreography for the wider audiences of My Fair Lady, Oliver! and Mary Poppins has now been seen by millions. For students of dance and collectors of other people’s lives the book is a genuine must.

CHRISTMAS WITH GORDON Gordon Ramsay Makes it sound so... homespun, doesn’t it? It wouldn’t be Christmas without a celebrity’s new take on turkey and here’s Mr Ramsay’s. With a text wrapped around five traditional feasts and including seventy-five recipes even your cat could understand (yeah, ok...) it’s the only cookbook not to contain artificial ingredients or a single F word. Buy in peace, consume at leisure.

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Bring your light sabre and any spare children. DAVE PROWSE (right) will be at our humble little store on Saturday 26th at 12 noon to sign copies of his autobiography: Straight from the Force’s Mouth. So too will wookies and ewoks and all manner of strange things. It could be quite a gig. Out of this world, in fact.

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On a more inquisitorial note, the Book Group meets at 4:00pm on Wednesday 30th to chew over The Complete Fairy Tales of the Brothers Grimm. Offered to our children like anodyne lemon drops, but mostly with a much darker and adult feel – have you heard the one about the evil queen who danced herself to death in a pair of burning shoes? You’re very welcome to join us (if you dare) for some friendly chat.

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OPPOSITE: Stephanie Brown with her first sale piece (‘Pout’) and ‘Kate’ (in the background) – her work makes a stunning impression in a home, as is clearly evidenced by the striking ‘RubiAware’ (above)

Stephanie Brown’s got designs on your home... What do you do when you can’t find the ideal piece of artwork? You create it yourself – and find yourself running an international business. Charlotte Thorneycroft talks to Stephanie Brown about her work...

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ave you ever decorated a room and then been left frustrated because you can’t find that perfect piece of artwork to adorn your walls? Well, that’s exactly what happened to Swaffham-based mother-of-two Stephanie Brown when it came to putting the finishing touches to the office in her new home. Eventually she decided that if she couldn’t find something she liked, she would actually make it instead. Five years on and Stephanie is well known for her bold and striking

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contemporary art, selling pieces all over the world through her website. Although she studied Art and Design at college in Wisbech, Stephanie didn’t believe becoming an artist would be a future career option. “Nobody on the course was encouraged to be an artist,” she says. “I suppose it can be very difficult to break into, so the tutors showed us more employable ways to use our creativity.” After moving into marketing from college, Stephanie decided to combine the two disciplines and formed her own design

agency – One Vision. Working alongside her husband Matt, she found time between the business and her two children to play around with designs and create something that would make a statement in her blank room. The result was an arrangement of red, black and blue shapes on a bright yellow background – titled ‘Open’, the piece represented the idea of an open culture, of open and honest living. It’s fitting that this piece also opened the door to a new and unexpected career for Stephanie, as friends began to admire and

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PICTURES: Stephanie Brown’s ‘Early Summer’ (above left), ‘Drunk’ (left) and the Olympics-inspired ‘Our Union’ (above)

comment on the work she was creating for her own home, asking if they could have some too. With a re-awakened pleasure in her passion for art, Stephanie realised an opportunity and set to design her first sale piece – ‘Pout’ – an abstract depiction of nine lipstick heads, all a different colour. The striking design has an underlying meaning as well as being bright wall art, as Stephanie explains. “I always have something in the background of my pictures so they not only look good but have a greater depth,” she says. “When I was designing ‘Pout’ I was thinking about the choices people had in history, especially the black community. White people have had so much more choice than black people in the past – which is why there’s only one black lipstick in the picture.” As you may have gathered, Stephanie can be inspired by absolutely anything – from news stories to popular music – which then develops into a design with traditional pencil and paper sketches before the final piece is crafted digitally. For example, the tone of her first piece ‘Open’ was set by a track by the band Snow Patrol. Stephanie releases two collections of 20

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pieces every year, and is currently working on a new collection which features a diverse range of subjects from animals to cupcakes. Stephanie admits to listening to a lot of Iron Maiden recently, so the designs should be well worth waiting for! Stephanie’s collections don’t have specific themes – the designs are as (seemingly) random as the flamboyant use of colour that characterises the majority of her work. “Each design is individual and although some are black and white pictures I enjoy the energy that comes from vivid contemporary art,” says Stephanie. “I admire the old masters and people like Picasso but I’m a really modern girl. I have a lot of respect for people like Andy Warhol.” Stephanie has been flatteringly compared to the great pop artist Warhol in the past, whose influence is evident in some of the thoughts behind her work, although her designs are pure and unique. “One of my favourite pieces is ‘Kate’, which was inspired by Kate Moss who was struggling with drugs at the time. The eyes in the picture are all different colours and I was thinking about how as a model she has to be another person at every shoot she goes on. The piece is my interpretation of that situation. “Sometimes the pictures can have

something in them that wouldn’t normally be seen as a beautiful, but they still look nice. “I have quite a few with spiders and skulls on – gruesome things which I’ve combined with something that’s beautiful (like diamonds) to generate a piece of artwork that’s still pleasurable to look at.” Since her first exhibition in 2006 when Stephanie launched her collection at the Charing X Gallery in London, work commitments for both One Vision and her art haven’t allowed time to display publically, which is an area she would like to explore in the future. Describing her home as her gallery, Stephanie has amounted a vast array of designs over the years by producing 40 new images each year and is now looking to expand her range in other ways. Prints featuring the Union Jack such as ‘Our Union’ and ‘Patriot’ all had roots in ideas surrounding the 2012 Olympics, and the formation of communities. Branching out from the wall art Stephanie is looking into producing these on items such as handbags as they’re some of the most popular from her varied portfolio of designs. For more information on Stephanie J Brown Contemporary Art visit the official website at www.stephaniejbrown.com KL

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Review theatre... ALADDIN The Swaffham Players Established in 1970, the Swaffham Players have been entertaining local audiences with their wellrehearsed performances of classic plays and lively musicals for more than 40 years. The Players was formed from smaller amateur groups keen to establish a musical and theatrical presence in Swaffham and now boasts around 40 members who regularly perform. Each year the group put on a musical at Easter, a play in October and a Christmas pantomime, which is always popular with the local community – especially younger audiences. This year, the autumn performance was Alan Ayckbourn’s ‘Bedroom Farce’, a comedy based around a housewarming party. As a member of NODA, the national organisation representing amateur operatic and dramatic performance groups, the Players have enjoyed some very positive reviews of past performances. Shows are a mix of selected musicals and plays and some have even been written by the Swaffham Players themselves. Parts are usually cast to members who have shown interest in particular characters without the need for formal auditions and the intensive rehearsal period begins. In between playing to full audiences from local school halls, the group also enjoys putting on smaller performances for retirement homes and charity events (such as Age UK) for whom they recently presented an evening of wartime entertainment. This year’s Swaffham Players pantomime is Aladdin and rehearsals are already well underway for a fun-packed evening of family theatre. You’ll be able to see Aladdin at Hammond’s High School on December 28th, 29th and 30th at 7.30pm – there’ll also be a matinee performance on 27th December. For more information contact the club chairman, Mr John Hooker on 01760 755652.

concert... FESTIVAL THREE SEASONS CONCERT Yuka Ishizuka with Nadav Hertzka Prize-winning Japanese violinist Yuka Ishizuka (above) is a graduate of the Royal Academy of Music and has appeared at festivals in the UK, Europe, the United States and Japan. As a recitalist, she’s appeared at a number of major venues including Suntory Hall (Blue Rose) in Tokyo, Wigmore Hall and King’s Place in London, St. Martin-in-the-Field, Steinway Hall and the Draper’s Hall, London. She was recently selected as a Tillett Trust artist, and plays a 1865 Joseph Gagliano violin – kindly on loan to her from the Royal Academy of Music. On Thursday November 3rd, Yuka will be performing at the King’s Lynn Guildhall Theatre alongside award-winning Israeli pianist Nadav Hertzka. The concert, which begins at 7:30pm, will include Schubert’s Sonatina in A minor, Beethoven’s Sonata in F (Spring), Saint-Saens’ Introduction and Rondo Capriccioso and the Violin Sonata No.3 in D minor by Brahms. Tickets are £13, with a 50% discount for under 18s. This is a fantastic opportunity to see one of world’s most talented young artists – and even if you’re not a classical music ‘fan’ you can hardly fail to be moved by Yuka’s stunning performance.

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books... THE CREATIONAL FORCE 2012 Alexandra Oakes Local author Alexandra Oakes may have put pen to paper and edited this book, but she admits she’s technically not the author. Based in North Wootton, Alexandra is a psychic medium and her book has a rather unusual genesis. “The words were actually given to me through channelling,” she explains. “I act as a channel to receive and deliver information given to me by my spirit guide. I’m not conscious of the information given to me at the time. Most of the time I’d wake in the very early hours of the morning with a head full of sentences I didn’t understand and I’d just be the ‘channel’ through which they were put onto paper.” Having previous channelled poetry, the philosophical nature of this book was a complete surprise to Alexandra. Unaware of the meaning of her midnight scribbles (even when re-read), Alexandra started to research the information provided by her spirit guide and turned to the internet for answers, where she found a surprising number of facts and theories were referenced and confirmed in substantial detail. The Creational Force explores the realignment of the planets during 2012 and how this will affect us. Because Alexandra is a qualified counsellor, she’s further analysed some of the information to develop theories which have direct links to our societies. “In the book I talk about the way people are today and how much they are influenced by external things like money,” she explains. “Having present moment awareness can help us appreciate and enjoy the more important things in life, like love and nature.” Because of her background and the way Alexandra has edited the information, she thinks the book can provide enlightenment to those who read it whether spiritual or not. The book also throws up a number of interesting questions and is easily described as a thought-provoking read. For more information on Alexandra Oakes and The Creational Force 2012 (which is now available) visit www.alexandraoakes.co.uk

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Compiled by Christine Glass, Charlotte Thorneycroft and Jenna Ballard

dvd... SILENT RUNNING Masters of Cinema The Masters of Cinema back catalogue is a DIY collection of the most important films ever made (as in every home should have one) and November 14th sees the release of one of the best science-fiction films of the 1970s. The man behind the special effects of 2001: A Space Odyssey, Douglas Trumbull tried his hand at directing in 1971 and the resulting Silent Running marked an impressive debut, starring Bruce Dern (Laura’s father) as a nature-loving spaceman on board a ship carrying the last surviving forests of the Earth, which has fallen victim to overpopulation and ecological neglect. With its social conscience and world view now even more appropriate, the film is well deserving of a 21stcentury renaissance, if only to renew the acquaintance of the endearing robot workers Huey, Dewey, and Louie. Forty years on, we’re still running.

music... BAD AS ME Tom Waits Isn’t it about time we recognised the genius of Tom Waits? Since 1973, he’s released 22 albums of breathtaking quality – combining songwriting powers to make Dylan and Springstreen green with envy with a voice that sounds as though it’s been pickled in whiskey for several years before being run over a truck. ‘Bad As Me’ is his first studio album of new music in seven years, and since it appears Waits is in the finest form of his career, it’s a great place to discover this woefully-underrated artist. This is a typically wide-ranging mix of barroom sing-alongs, avant-garde soundscapes, beautiful ballads, gospel, blues... well, it’s typical Tom Waits. It’s how music is meant to be.

lecture... ABOVE: Linda Kerrigan’s Strike A Match Girl, Start Anew #3

exhibition... PICK ‘N’ MIX Barbara Cichocka, Margaret Doubleday, Linda Kerrigan and Neil Leggett This mixed media show features the work of four local artists who first met on an access art course at the College of West Anglia and have stayed in touch to provide contact and support in continuing their varied art practices. As you might imagine, each artist takes a distinct approach to their subject matter, but the featured pieces work brilliantly together. While Barbra Cichocka’s paintings and prints are detailed and colourful, with subjects such as flowers, the Houses of Parliament and chickens, Neil Leggett’s atmospheric and striking crow-themed work (in both 2- and 3-D) is darker. And while Margaret Doubleday’s work illustrates the landscapes, plants and flowers she’s inspired by when walking, Linda Kerrigan’s work is more abstract, executed largely in a mix of acrylic on canvas and collage, some (such as the work above) inspired by the lyrics of Bob Dylan, while others having their origin in the excitement and extraordinary physical mechanisms of how humans see colour. The exhibition is taking place at the Greyfriars Art Space in St. James Street, King’s Lynn from November 5th–19th (except Sundays and Mondays) from 10am–4pm. Admission is free.

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TO A MOUNTAIN IN TIBET Colin Thubron Colin Thubron is one of our greatest living travel writers. His first book ‘Mirror to Damascus’ was the first such book on the city for over 100 years, and in 2008 the Times ranked him 45th on their list of the 50 greatest postwar British writers. In this lecture presented by the Royal Geographical Society (with IBG) in association with King’s Lynn Festival, Colin recounts his trek to the holy mountain of Kailas in Tibet, which is sacred to 20% of the world’s population. Encountering magnificent landscapes and a people whose traditions are profoundly alien to our own, he explores Tibetan culture during an intimate personal voyage. The lecture takes place in the Guildhall Theatre in King’s Lynn on Thursday, November 17th at 7.30pm. Tickets are £12, £11 concessions and £8 for RGS–IBG members. For details and tickets, call 01553 764864.

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PICTURES: Looking as though they’ve just stepped out of the Middle Ages, members of the King’s Lynn Field Archers practicing at Pentney

The tradition and the sport that’s right on target... It looks more like Sherwood Forest than Pentney Quarry, but these bowmen aren’t bandits – they’re highly competitive local sportsmen. Charlotte Thorneycroft meets up with the King’s Lynn Field Archers...

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hink archery, think Robin Hood? Well, at the very least the sound of Greensleeves and a group of men in tights performing gallant acts of bravery with bows and arrows springs to mind. But there’s another form of archery we all recognise – the competitive sport of expert bowmen, standing in line, aiming at large circular targets from various distances in a flat, wellmown field. But did you know there’s also another sport in the world of archery, based upon the traditional skills used by bowmen hunting in forests and woods? Field Archery (as it’s known) combines the best of two worlds as it still has a very competitive element. “Most people come into the sport having already tried target archery,” says Colin Bonfield, secretary of King’s Lynn Field Archers (KLFA). “The techniques used are the same, and we recommend new archers

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might consider the target sport first to get a feel for the bow and arrows and gain a full understanding of the safety aspect of the sport – after all it’s still a weapon.” However, the KLFA is just as happy to take the complete beginner and introduce them to the sport of Field Archery. All the basic skills and equipment of archery are used – but the targets are full-sized, 3D representations of animals, which are targeted from various distances within woodlands and over undulating terrain. Thanks to site owner William George of Blackborough End, the KLFA meets every Sunday morning at Pentney

Quarry (unless they’re competing) – a site that provides the ideal landscape for the adrenaline-fuelled sport. “Because the ‘animals’ are hidden behind leaves and branches, field archery can be very challenging,” says Colin. “Your target is likely to be on a different elevation to where you’re standing, so there’s a lot of skill involved in judging distances and how gravity will affect the arrow’s flight.” However, there are other factors that have to be taken into consideration when aiming, as the rounded surface of the 3D animals makes it harder for the arrow to pierce the target – unless delivered at the

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PICTURES: It may look fearsome, but field archery puts safety first – and the animal targets (see below) are made of polyurethane

correct force, and the target area can be quite small and of varying shapes. Generally this makes field archery a very testing sport, but with that comes a competitive streak, whether the bowman is scoring against his previous achievements or participating in one of the many competitions on offer. KLFA regularly competes in national competitions (against as many as 500 other archers) where they have an excellent reputation for bringing home the silverware, which Colin puts down to the demanding nature of their practice course at Pentney. In competition, archers have three shots at each target, moving closer each time as points decrease. Each target has two scoring areas – the ‘kill zone’ and the ‘wound zone’ – and maximum points will be scored if the first shot lands in the kill zone of the polyurethane animal. A variety of bows are used from traditional longbows to complicated and deadly-accurate compound bows. Crossbows, American Flat Bows (AFB), recurved bows and just about every other type of weapon capable of sending an arrow on its way are used – with prices varying from £50 to upwards of £2,000. “In the hands of a skilled archer, it’s amazing to see the degree of accuracy that can be achieved from nothing more than a big stick and a piece of string!” laughs Colin. “There are two types of archer,” he goes on to explain, “those who aim by experience, judging where the point of their arrow is and how it will travel and allowing instinct to assess distance and force required (instinctive archers) and those who use various sighting aids and

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quite sophisticated technology. Much in the same way we throw a ball to reach the person we want to catch it, instinctive archers stare at the centre of the target and let the mind focus the arrow itself.” The sport appeals to all ages and genders and caters for all archery abilities, with only average fitness levels required to walk the courses, which are all explored at leisure. It offers serious stimulation for those with a competitive streak or those who enjoy spending their time at a traditional sport in quiet peaceful woodland. Equipment doesn’t have to be expensive, and unlike other target sports such as shooting, your ammunition is always recovered to be used again. Governed by the National Field Archery Society (NFAS), field archery is rapidly growing – with a large number of clubs and regular competitions up and down the country. For more information on NFAS, visit their website at www.nfas.net. All members of KLFA are enthusiastic archers, with a considerable amount of experience, and they’d be delighted to introduce new members to this traditional pastime. Colin Bonfield has recently completed a coaching course to enable him to pass on his valuable knowledge to newcomers to the sport. If you’re a ‘lapsed’ archer, whose bow is currently gathering dust on top of the wardrobe, or a target archer who’d like to try their hand at a different style, the KLFA would be delighted to hear from you. For further information, please contact either Chairman Douglas Nunn in Wormegay on 01553 840758 or Club Secretary Colin Bonfield in Heacham on 01485 570286 – or send an e-mail to him at ColinBonfield@aol.com. KL

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This lovely photograph of the Snettisham beach at sunset was sent to us by KL magazine reader SANDY YELDHAM – if you’ve taken a picture that captures the beauty of West Norfolk (it doesn’t have to be a landscape!) send it to us at the address below and we’ll try to feature it in the magazine.

Greetings to King’s Lynn from Copenhagen... I’ve been working in Denmark for many years now, but I do have very fond memories of King’s Lynn, and I’d just like to pass on my thanks to KL magazine for keeping me up to date with the changing face of the town. The last time I visited King’s Lynn (although I did actually live in the town at one point!) it was possible to go see a film at the Pilot Cinema, so that will give you a good idea of how long it’s been. It’s great to see the town going from strength to strength – and your magazine does a wonderful job of bringing it (and the surrounding area) to life. I have many friends in King’s Lynn who kindly send me a copy of KL magazine every month, and I really look forward to receiving it. If you ever consider a feature on life for an ex-pat in the city of the cyclists (don’t ask!) just let me know! BRIAN ROBERTSON Copenhagen, Denmark CONTACT US: We’d love to hear from you! Send your letters and photos KL magazine, 18 Tuesday Market Place, King’s Lynn, Norfolk PE30 1JW or e-mail editor@klmagazine.co.uk

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A new date for Broad Street I do love KL magazine but your reader was way out with their picture of 1964 Broad Street (Then and Now, October) – it’s more like 1954. By 1964 we had yellow lines painted on the roads – as in the picture here (above), with the Flower Pot pub clearly signed. Anyway, keep up the good work and congratulations on your first birthday – may you have many more! MICK SAYER King’s Lynn

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was intrigued to read that during the recent renovation work at the Duke’s Head Hotel, a mummified cat fell out of a bedroom ceiling. Actually, it wasn’t a truly mummified cat – more of a collection of old cat bones – but it was a fascinating discovery regardless. It seems that embedding cats in the walls and ceilings of buildings was something of a popular pastime at one time, and if you’d like to get up close and personal with one of the dried-up things (and enjoy a good pint into the bargain) I can heartily recommend The Stag in Hastings and The Nutshell in Bury St. Edmunds. Current thinking is that the Duke’s Head cat was an attempt to warn evil or vengeful spirits away from entering the hotel – a bit like a spiritual bouncer, in fact. Since the hotel overlooks the scene of many a public execution (usually of an unfortunate local lady whose natural herbal remedies saw her swiftly rewarded with a trial for practising witchcraft) it was probably a good idea. After all, it never hurt anyone. Except the cat, I guess. But I’m not so sure, and I’ll tell you why. All this talk about things laying about in houses undiscovered for years had me wondering what secrets were hidden above the Middleton bedroom ceilings. You see, the attic has never really been thoroughly explored. Not by me, anyway. Twice a year I venture up the stepladder and open up the door – once to get the Christmas decorations down, and then again two weeks later to put them all back. Now, all these boxes of ornaments and tinsel and Christmas trees (for some strange reason, Mrs Middleton is of the opinion that it isn’t Christmas unless you have three of them) live within an arm’s reach of the top of the stepladder. What lays beyond them is a total mystery.

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However, I recently found myself banned from a shopping trip, having suggested that the excursion be more accurately called a living nightmare – and I decided to see what ancient relics and historical artifacts were waiting to be discovered just above our heads. Having managed to find a torch that worked (thanks in part to the batteries in the TV’s remote control) I stepped over the carefully-labelled boxes of festive decorations (“Box 4 of 6: Red and Green – NOT FOR DINING ROOM”) and ventured boldly where no man has gone before – or at least not since we moved in. There was a bag of old clothes, a wooden shelf from a bookcase or something similar, and an old Monopoly set that (oddly enough) contained all the weapons and playing pieces from Cluedo, including a mysteriously chewed-up Colonel Mustard. Further on, close by several large pieces of moulded polystyrene was a pile of old electicity bills – and didn’t they make for depressing reading. There were a couple of comic books from 1976 (Action – the Sensational Paper for Boys!) which cost a mere 7p and were full of man-eating sharks, spaceships and secret agents. There was also a Maxell C90 cassette tape with “Bob’s Party” written on it. Who was Bob? Remember those pens that had a scene (usually coastal) through which an object (usually a boat) moved across the background if you tipped the pen up? Well, I found one of those with a scene of the Last Supper on it – and when you turned the pen around, the Holy Grail moved up and down the table. And that was about it – so you won’t be seeing me on the Antiques Roadshow anytime soon.

Having cleared up any evidence of my explorations and hoovered the marks of the stepladder out of the carpet (nothing gets past Mrs Middleton), I thought I’d best make a good impression by getting the kitchen ready for dinner – do the dishes, empty the washing machine, get the saucepans out, feed the cat... The cat. The cat? THE CAT! Since the cat can be found asleep, asleep, asleep or looking mournfully at his bowl, I quickly determined that the thing was nowhere to be found. Surely not? With one eye on the clock I grabbed the stepladder and returned to the attic, only to find the accursed creature in the dark trying to scratch his way through the insulation. Needless to say, Mrs Middleton returned from her shopping trip to find the attic door open and the stepladder still in place. Happily, the cat was back in his normal place (albeit a bit dusty). I hastily explained that I thought I’d see if we needed any more Christmas decorations as a way of getting ready for the festive season. Well, it cetainly sounded better than trying to coinvince her I was unwittingly about to plant a feline time capsule for future generations to wonder at.

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