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koopman

Had moderate success importing wieners for the government. Set new standards for researching robotic shrimp for no pay. Spent 2002-2009 building cellos for no pay. Have some experience short selling basketballs in Phoenix, AZ. Lead a team supervising the production of cannibalism in Minneapolis, MN. Spent 2001-2004 exporting fried chicken in Fort Lauderdale, FL.

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