The Voice • April 2, 2014 • Volume 46 • Issue 22

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SFU gag out of this world Imaginary space program created by university employees dupes hundreds of disappointed students By KARLY BLATS

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imon Fraser University embraced April Fool’s Day this year by going above and beyond. Creative employees from various departments at the university planned and launched a fake space program to fool the school, and it worked. Over 300 applications were submitted online to the fake program, said SFU spokeswoman Fiona Burrows. Anyone could apply but once applicants got past the initial application page the joke was revealed with an “April Fool’s Day!” banner appearing across a new page. The fictitious space program purported to send students to space for a semester and provide them with an “out of this world” experience. Burrows said the prank gained a lot of media attention on Twitter and that students involved were “bewildered” when they found out there was not going to be a semester in space. Even the students involved in filming the program’s mock promotional video didn’t know it was fake, said Burrows. Planning for the prank began in January and filming took place throughout February and March. In other April Fool’s Day antics UBC’s newspaper, The Ubyssey, published an online parody newspaper called the Vanshitty Buzz. “Every year we spoof a publication,” said Geoff Lister, coordinating editor for The Ubyssey. Lister said they start planning early and target a local publication that has been on the radar lately to use for the next spoof. The outrageous stories included an announcement of Rob Ford becoming president of a student group, a list of seven reasons why the Canucks are so cool and a report of the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project using TED Talks’ 30th anniversary to “rub off ideas of foreskin preservation.” These schools have proven there’s more to April Fool’s Day than putting plastic wrap over a toilet seat. Printed on recycled paper

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Any students who choose to ride the bus or SkyTrain without a pass could face a fine of $156 from TransLink if caught by transit police.

No U-Pass for you!!

Machines around campus ran out of passes on Monday afternoon By MIKE HODDER

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angara students thought they were April’s fools yesterday when campus U-Pass machines ran out and couldn’t provide their passes. The Langara bookstore, where one of the machines is located, tweeted Tuesday morning that the machines would be running by the afternoon. That didn’t stop students from banging on the windows of the bookstore which was closed for inventory for the day - wanting to know where to get their passes.

While the new passes were available last month, they ran out sometime before Monday afternoon. The machines in the Students’ Union Building and the library were restocked again around 10 a.m. Tuesday morning, but are supposed to be restocked by the 17th of each month with passes for the following month. The mandatory U-Pass program costs students $36.75 per month and is factored into students’ fees. “Since you have to pay for it, it really should be there on time,” said arts student Abby Pelaez.

If students choose to take transit without a valid pass they could face a $156 fine from TransLink for fare evasion. “I’d be pretty upset because $150 is a lot,” said Pelaez, who was lucky enough to get her U-Pass before they ran out. “That’s like half a course, a day’s wage.” General studies student Mackenzie Fawcett said the problem is frustrating but it’s up to students to make sure they have fare. “I’d be upset but it’s my responsibility to have other currency to pay for my ticket if I’m going to ride transit.”

Since you have to pay for it, it really should be there on time ABBY PELAEZ ARTS STUDENT

Ex-premier Harcourt bails on NDP Adrian Dix’s opposition to pipeline was the last straw for former Vancouver mayor Michael Harcourt By RENEE SUTTON

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ormer B.C. premier Michael Harcourt announced he has given up his membership in the NDP. In an interview with CBC’s Early Edition on Tuesday, Harcourt said his decision had “been brewing for a while,” and explained some of the reasons for letting his membership lapse. Harcourt said the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back was when Adrian Dix decided to oppose the Kinder Morgan pipeline last spring. “I’ve been pretty disgusted and alienated since last May, and I just let my membership lapse,” Harcourt said in the CBC interview. He said Dix’s de-

cision is not supportive of B.C. communities that are dependent on resources such as mining and forestry. BC Liberal party spokesman Emile Scheffel said Harcourt’s departure reflected frustrations from within the NDP about which direction it’s going. “It kind of points to the fact that the NDP is getting farther and farther away from its roots with private sector, blue collar workers, [and] people who make a living in B.C. by working hard, especially in resource communities,” Scheffel said. Harry Bains, NDP MLA for SurreyNewton, said Harcourt was a valuable member, but the party still has the same principles of social and economic

justice for all. “Just because you disagree with certain people at a given time, it doesn’t mean that the party has gone in a different direction,” Bains said. Langara political science instructor Peter Prontzos said he was surprised by Harcourt’s announcement. “If he’s really concerned with the issues that he brought up, then this is not a very rational way to do it and it’s obviously not good for the party,” Prontzos said. Harcourt was the leader of the NDP and B.C. premier from 1991 to 1996. Before that he was mayor of Vancouver from 1980 to 1986.

I’ve been pretty disgusted and alienated since last May and I just let my membership lapse MICHAEL HARCOURT

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